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It's the Parasocial Patreon Exclusive Pearlmaniac Podcast! Get Warmed up with the Pearlman's before they record this week's full episode of too many tabs!

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✨Sparkling Misandry✨

I woke up from a nap (I've been sick for three weeks, *hysterical giggling*) and this gift was waiting for me. 🩷 thanks!

_thediabeticwonder_

Whenever I need a lil pick me up I say the “RAH-RAH, AH AH AH ROMA, ROMA-MA GAGA, OOH-LA-LA” part of Bad Romance. Works every time!

Almanac_Gossip_Girl

As I taught my little sisters, snitches get stitches Your secrets are safe with me

DamnYouVodka

Proof we're all in the same consciousness -- the story about birds running into windows and a hawk merking a bird eating from a bird feeder that is too close to windows literally happened to me last week 😳

Patronofchaos

I would LOVE to see Mrs. P do an Ep on the whole I’ll Be Gone In The Dark! Would be incredible.

Cheeks McGee

I'm like 3 minutes in and you guys have already shit on ghosts. Thank you for going where other podcasters wouldn't dare 🥹

Samantha Friday

Alex you need to get on Last Meals with Josh from Mythical Kitchen!

Wiscoliz

We had a similar bird situation but it was a crow and a baby bunny and the neighborhood song birds were not having it—it felt like a fever dream

Wiscoliz

Wait wait wait—drop the hoagie dip recipe immediately

WintrStonr

I really love Mrs P bringing up how recessions breed incredible pop. Kesha has been dropping music that sounds like old Kesha and I had the same feeling

Pearlmania500

Here are my edits I sent over : Ok , this is a good recipe to follow , I would suggest 3 changes. 1. Don’t add the tomatoes till you get to the party they make it too wet 2. Use pepperocini 3. Use hoagie rolls sliced into thirds, not hard chips (crazy suggestion recipe lady)

Listen_up_poop_butt! You_are_a_cutie_patootie!

Yes! Lady Gaga being back! & it seems to harken back to an earlier era of hers that I loved so much. Patton is amazingggg!!! Love him. I have got to find like the whole Grammys because I’m seeing all these cool photos & it seems like the first award shows that’s been worth it in years.

Listen_up_poop_butt! You_are_a_cutie_patootie!

Also thank you Mrs. P for sharing that clip on IG on Sunday. I saw it while in the ER with my sister& that helped keep me off the edge for a little bit going down the Gaga rabbit hole. She’s fine! She was just severely dehydrated& has the flu& been sick for a week. Thoughts and prayers appreciated. She feels a bit better now, but still not great.

Wiscoliz

I cannot imagine any vehicle worse than a bagel chip

Paige Morgan

Processing news with the mindset of filtering it to who it affects in my friend group has helped me keep a better mindset. It’s all insanity but making it into data to then forward on is much easier than sitting with everything at once. Excited for this beautiful moment in music with women standing strong for each other!

thatEgirl

I can't tell you how happy it made me to hear you mention Brittany Broski, Drew Afualo, and Caleb Hearon! They bring me so much joy and I'm glad they bring you joy too 🫶

Pearlmania500

What are the ghosts gonna do? continue to not pay their share of the mortgage? - Mr. P

Pearlmania500

The way I would shit myself if she even mentioned my name.

Stace Invader

I am the one who asked for the hoagie dip recipe!! As a Philly native, this was always at the parties but I never made it. The person who always did now sports a “Women for Trump” hat so no… I now live in MD, just a few miles from the Commanders stadium and let me just say… Just like in the NFC Championship game, these Commanders fans had no idea what they were in for! The recipe is now being passed around my office (With Mrs. P’s suggested changes and some of my own) and everyone is making it Sunday. Go Birds 🦅💚

Jessipoot

Thank god. I needed something to listen to before work. I’ve been so pissed all day

CheeseDizMilk

This was the dopamine I needed after a 5 mile walk to work!!!

Bubsey_Wubsey_Has_No_Hair

294572% I would totally join your cult. I know there would be BANGIN food, there would be a stocked library with a full time staff of knowledgeable librarians, and it would just be an all-around good, inclusive place.

Caro

Holding off a panic attack with Ativan and sheer will power. You guys dropping a couple hours of listening could not have happened at a better time. Thank you ❤️❤️❤️

Caro

Thank you! That was bugging me!

S.K.

I would lose my fucking mind if y’all got on broski’s podcast. OR THE ROYAL COURT. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😂😂

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

Hey 👋 you can curb all the birds hitting your windows they are anti collision decals that you put on the windows to stop them from crashing into them. You can pick from a variety of styles too.

Alex Ryckman

Mrs P CALLLEDDDD IT on the listeria