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Ice, Sun, and Slaps - The Instagram BALLfluencer | TMT #126 (Patreon)

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2025-05-04 16:00:09
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2025-05

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Mrs. P's instagram algorithm did it again, she was served a testicular influencer that has incredibly insane advice for men like Mr. P to make... well you'll hear it. ALSO, the great debate happens between our favorite married maniacs: 100 men vs 1 Gorilla!

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review_of_academic_reviews

Also the men would lose bc they’d get in a fight over who was leading the charge and fist fight each other before even touching the gorilla

Kate The Great

Fat loads! 🤣 This episode had me cackling!

Rockstache

Thought this was going to be about the guy who is a testicular influencer who also drinks his own pee.

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

I looked up this guy's picture and almost vomited. He looks like every perv that stalked me in my childhood (except they had short hair). The mustache and need to be shirtless. I'm gonna have nightmares

MillennialCatMom

Fat loads. Listened while gardening. 😂 helped me get though the manual labor of suburbia.

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

Fat loads. Gotta have Trump and Elon in the gorilla fight and you know, Trump always has to be at the front of the line.

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

Putting a side how cruel and bat shit crazy this scenario is. The 100 men would lose horrifically and here is why a silver back gorilla 🦍 if they were to punch would crush a human skull of force their bite alone exerts 1,300 pounds! It would be horrific! No human could ever kill a gorilla with their bare hands. The first charge by the gorilla would leave most of them injured possibly not getting back up from them. And if they think they could overwhelm a gorilla they can lift over a ton. It is absolutely delusional.

Mad Bob

Mrs Pearlmania, I want to personally thank you for your very phat loads.

Nikki Ann

Like 1 sperm gets through. And I read some shit somewhere recently about the egg actually choosing which one it is. Also as a woman, can we keep the loads normal size? If a dude firehoses me with jizz I’m probably not going to partake again lol.

Demolition Dormouse

An episode so good that I stopped halfway through so I can use listening to the rest of it it as a reward for finishing my term paper. Thanks y’all!

Almanac_Gossip_Girl

The way Mrs P says "No! Noooo" like Mr P is a dog with a shoe in his mouth he knows he's not supposed to have at the end 😂 Fat loads!

Rockstache

I think Silverbacks top out at like 300 pounds of muscle and bone. They're not kidding around. An adult male chimpanzee is around 180 pounds and would FUCK UP a 180 pound adult human male. No question.

Brazilian Overlords

girls debate are like would you rather be alone in a forest with a man or a bear and its always bear

Snarkelupagus

There's going to be a maha ballsack melanoma epidemic and I hate that they even put that sentence in my brain

Whitney Corkery

Check out Will Blunderfield, he is selling the same ideas! 😣😣

Rockstache

The original art on the RTB-01 Box of the first plastic space marines remains my favorite art piece from Warhammer 40k.

Rockstache

Is it fat loads or phat loads?

Moth_Goblin

I want to throw in on the 100 men debate. How many of the men will kill each other in their quest to be the victor over all men and said gorilla.

Sit n stitch

RFK totally needs to lead the charge against the gorilla. Or he goes in and the Gorilla is faking being tired….

Alanna

I think it’s more like: “who would be your dream partner?” Or “what’s your dream date/wedding/vacation/etc.” That or girls ask questions about who would they invite to whatever event… which is then how you get into more realistic situational battles. Because those hypotheticals are actually tier lists for popularity irl.

Red Moon

I’m non binary but grew up in female experience and I 100% had talked to my other girlfriends about hypothetical fights

Alanna

Interesting point. Though it’s forgetting that humans—regardless of gender—are inventive and when it comes to life or death survival, the bounds of rational thinking changes. Might depend on how random this pool of “average men” is, but they are not all going to be meatheads. The probability of there being more than one person who’s willing to do anything to survive… is greater than 0. If the bodies are left in the cage, then their corpses can be turned into weapons... Just saying, humanity is made of more than just gender roles. Think of all boys or girls dorms/schools/teams, prisons, etc. It doesn’t take that long for people to fall into/choose roles.

PumpkinKing008

"You know what ancient men also knew?" "Not to fight a gorilla..." Mrs P. got me looking crazy as I'm cackling like an idiot at work while I'm stocking the produce 🤣

Heythere

Gotta say. First episode I couldn’t finish. Didn’t love it. Maybe I’m alone, but just…too much ball talk.

Whitney

Excuse me, what? 😂

Caro

Oh my god… “Avoiding a hundred men” 🤣🤣🤣 Hands down best response to this nonsense I’ve heard 😆

Caro

If you attack a gorilla you fail both your intelligence and wisdom rolls and are vicious to boot. You have opted out of anyone caring about you 🤷🏻‍♀️

Witch Of The Waste

I’ve got at least a handful of men I can volunteer for the gorilla fight!

Cat mafia leader

Thank you, Mrs P, for bringing up the Serena Williams part. That always baffes me.

Smiling, nodding, didn’t get the joke

I don’t know what you all are doing dungeons and dragons, but mine usually tries to answer the questions “who is going to kiss?” Or “how can I make the most friends cry?”

Jonathan Scratch

Wow...that is a POWERFUL argument for D&D being the final form of "who would win?" Also 1000% Tieflings were when bisexuals infiltrated the game and made it that much better

WhoDat? Adirondack

I am with ya. This episode has “tainted” me for sure. Haha jk I had to leave this pun here.

Jonathan Scratch

Jesus, I remember when the whole "sunning balls" trend happened. The big difference was someone decoupled gender from the idea so it was "taint sunning". Either way people literally had to go to the hospital because of grundel sunburns.

victrona

Soy is the number one food to cut out of your diet when it comes to hormone/thyroid diseases and cancers on the CDC website. and those pages will probably disappear too

We Never Sleep

As Mr p was alluding to, some of you have no idea the communication that men can have when it comes to violence. Guaranteed even if it was a kidnap 100 randomn men drug em, black sack em and have them wake up in an quadruplegon and then release a gorilla one of them is gonna be an "enthusiast, doctor, surgeon, veterinarian, or some randomn who has a good memory and seen a picture of a gorilla anatomy at some point" and will formulate a plan of attack "we dont have weapons but we have teeth and hands, when his back is to u use your teeth and start ripping away at this area where the jugular is" or "his femoral artery is somewhere in this area" or "like humans he will be disoriented slightly if u kick him in the balls" etc. I think its possible.

TitanOlaf

I thought this was gonna be about Troy Casey, who was all over like 10 years ago slappin balls

Pluto's Ambassador to Earth

Make sure the gorilla is a super top tier huge silverback Eastern Lowland gorilla during the height of his mating cycle

Lisa Paglicci

The gorilla is gonna have some fat loads of dead men

Lumpy Space Princess

Mr P - comes up with detailed gorilla trafficking scenario all on his own. Also Mr P- “I don’t make the rules!” 😂 😂

Allegedly a Mrs P fan

This was as satisfying as a fat load. It was a nice blend of deep dive into a stupid Internet influencer and hot topics.

K

WE ARE BUSY avoiding 100 men 👏

ElsToTheBeth

This would have been the best episode for a Blue Chew sponsor 😂

ItchyN1pples

By far one of my favorite episodes ever!

Andrew Spivey

Bruh I am going back in time to post that DICK RIP DICK RIP killed me. Took me right out.

Deafleader

I don’t mind tangents, but this one got a lil far away from the tabs for an extended amount of time. I wasn’t able to either. First time for me as well, though it wasn’t just the ball talk for me. Idk seemed to lose steam 2/3 in for me