The Laziest Space Alien Grifter OF 1947 | TMT 142 (Patreon)

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Mrs. P tackles the quack William R. Ferguson (1900-1967) and how he got thousands of people to join his UFO doomsday cult and sell his Shake Weight in one of America's earliest Pyramid schemes. In between trips to Mars and Venus with the Alien Demon Khauga the law eventually catches up with him and he's forced to confront his crimes and prove his special powers.

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0:00 - Intro - Old Time Alien Scams0:58 - Evil Aliens, UFO Cult, and Shake Weight Pyramid Scheme6:37 - Absolute Relaxation all the way to Mars23:38 - Horrible Midwest Food, Chat GPT, Fleetwood Mac34:11 - Where do are old Myths Come From?41:01 - Khauga Takes William to Mars48:52 - The Tiki Bar in Delaware54:19 - Where did the Martians Come From?1:05:21 - The Shake Weight that Built a Pyramid Scheme1:17:59 - His Cult Gets Arrested by Chicago PD1:29:47 - What Happens after Death?