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TESTING TESTING... The Pearlman's are back in the studio for the first recording in 2026 of THE AFTERPARTY! They catch everyone up with what they did on their winter vacation, they react to YOUR comments on the Dominoes episode of Too Many Tabs and THEN they welcome the entire PROJECT 2026 cohort of new Team Leads that joined us since December (and it is an incredible list of names). Also, Alex learns some insane Jan 6th date lore in the middle of the shout outs that breaks him (Around the 48:30 timestamp)

Welcome to 2026 team, this year already sucks but at least we have each other!

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The Trans Agenda (Bucky)

Omg WHAT A TREAT for me (today is my Friday) I can't wait to get my shout-out!!! Happy to have you guys back ❤️

BeebsaroniandCheese

Woop Mr. and Mrs. P are backkk Some quality content for my low quality work day ✨👏🏼

AYAZUKI Yugi (綾月 遊戯)

OH OH OH in light of his death, I'd like to see an episode for Quack Month on Erich von Däniken.

Mara ✨

If you want to use an emoji on a computer you can google specific emojis or there’s a website that has the whole keyboard of them and copy/paste!! 🥳

Mara ✨

Speaking of jeeps, they suck lol but Subaru is the safest car, and there’s a whole lore on why it is now the lesbian car, if you want to open those tabs 🚙

Ms. Rachel Stan Account

The real treats are always in the shoutouts, I haven't laughed that hard at work in a while as I did when they got to Eric Trump's birthday being January 6th 😂😂

artizzles

I love sliding emojis in my work emails lol. The shortcut for emoji on Windows is the little windows menu key (bottom left between Fn and Alt) and the period key together 🌠🌈 the more you know

Katrina_McBean_Kerfuffle_Kween

Mrs P's "butter help" ad giggle mirrored my Adobe Ad giggle that played while listening to the Crashing Out episode discussing how the "redacted" Epstein Files were done on freemium during the doge government revamp

The Trans Agenda (Bucky)

Omg hearing my name brought up again not once but TWICE is giving me so much dopamine 😂❤️❤️ my shout-out in general was so exciting to hear!!! A rabbit named Bucky is cute af. I'm guessing you're referring to the cartoon Bucky O'Hare? And honestly thank you for not making a marvel reference 🤣 Definitely agree put the Trans Agenda in schools. We all receive binders when we come out to anyone. It has all trans agenda information in there My pronouns for he/him in case a future comment is read and for other patreons seeing this :^) shout out to just a trans guy and Niffty the gremlin!!! (Is that a Hazbin reference? 👀)

The Trans Agenda (Bucky)

Trans guy and I LOVE my Subaru. It is the Gay Car™ I actually one time was at work at a food facility and pest control was there and I was friends with the guy but that day he had a young kid with him training. And the young kid just randomly asks how I like driving a Subaru 😭🤣 cause I also have a trans flag on the back. I thought it was funny by my pest control buddy was SO apologetic lmfaooo like nah I just get clocked nbd

Mara ✨

Literally if I see someone in a Subaru (minus most wrx, at least where I live) I feel safer lol. All the friends I’ve made as an adult also have driven Subarus since before we met and I saw us all parked somewhere once and was like yeah that tracks.

Autistic Goblin

Mrs P, my dad has Celiac and I have second hand understanding of all the struggles. When you find a safe place to eat, you hold onto it for dear life. I'm in KoP and my husband is from Delco, so I'm going to keep my eyes peeled for a real GF place! Btw, have you discovered Happy Mixer GF Bakery?! They have a shop in Wayne, and it looks like they've opened more. I ordered my wedding cake from them (so my dad could eat it) and it was amazing. They have amazing cupcakes and muffins and cookies.

Snarkelupagus

Mrs P is right about the W word... keep it behind the paywall 👀

Masscrafter

I’m a Newbie there’s a secret YT channel?

CrankyDoodleDandy

I have a Subaru. My neighbor offered to sell me their jeep. I’ve been opening them tabs on jeeps. I can not tell you how many jeep people have posted, “this jeep has THE most reliable engine, but be prepared to work on it all the time and don’t bring it to a mechanic because it is too expensive.” I don’t think we share the same definition of reliability…

Stuck in Koala Kanyan

They link an add less video version of their patreon podcast to their YouTube

rocksand

Pearlmans y'all have no idea how badly I needed this today 😅 glad to have you back!

a lesbian with a sword

i missed the project 2026 code 😭 i couldn't do it on my phone but when the code was active i was working 12 hours a day every single day with no days off and on top of that i got into a car accident. guess ill just have to wait

Paige Morgan

Every time Alex said "I went down to Georgia" my brain said "where the devil is?"

inadangeroustime

I love when something makes Mrs P snort laugh! 🤣 Missed you guys!

Overeasylikeyourmom

Ugh finally! Ive been needing my parasocial distraction from real life

Marina and too many cats(8)

On the topic of better help, I still watch the content you put on YouTube, and I ALWAYS get BetterHelp ads and Factor ads with you guys 😂😂 the better help ads on your videos always make me laugh so hard And yes, I do watch all content you post on YouTube (even having patreon. Fuck it. Yall get all the money. Ill deal w ads for you 😂), and go directly to the subscription tab! Didn't know the subscription tab helped, though! Any other tips we can so thst help? (Other than the obvious engagement things like likes and comments)

An Earth Worm Having A Seizure

“I have poop under my finger nails” FUCKING SENT ME!!! I had to take both hands off the steering wheel, thank God I was doing 15 in a school zone lmaoo

Miss Moonbear

Ahhh so excited to hear my name! 🥰

Mad Mads Kasperagus

As a custodian, I know you're not allowed to promote ANYTHING on school grounds with signs like Barbara's. The district itself can face consequences if a parent is petty enough.

Cheesy

Shout out to Mrs. P for sidetracking Mr. P and getting me a double shout out 🤣

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

The witch basket sounds ACES. 🩷 this summer I had a party for my coven (I'm long past not telling anyone I'm a witch lol) and I made a special tea blend solely made from HERBS I GREW RIGHT HERE IN MY MAGIC GARDEN 🪴 and it was so good and fucking ✨✨✨magical ✨✨✨ highly recommend eating and drinking things from your own property as much as possible! Love it!

Please_Research_Margaret_Wise_Brown

"You have terrible taste" "I have great taste! Have you seen my clothing?" "Yeah but have your husband?" "Ahh well..." *moves on

KevoMF

My birthday is June 6th!!! When I turned 18 it was 666 too 😮‍💨

KevoMF

My 18th was on 666 lol

ImTheProblem

No, you're correct to hate Indiana. Fuck em.

happylauf

Ngl, team, PA is the Snack Factory of the world because my GF lives here 😘

LilPup_13

I'm one of the "Not all Jeep owners" I swear! 😭😭🤣🤣

Elise Piper

How does one find the secret YouTube link?

feral_non-binary_autistic

I didn't think that Alex's brain break was gonna also break me🤣 I had to turn off the pod because I was driving and couldn't stop laughing long enough to do so safely

Joanna Laird

So jealous of the family that got Mrs. P’s baskets…

Mara ✨

😅😂😂😂

on vibes 24_7

Millennial here - jump scare when you mentioned Ms New Booty. I found a playlist on Spotify called 2000s stripper music and sang that song out loud on my way to the dentist yesterday. Booty is indeed rocking everywhere.

Stuck in Koala Kanyan

I thought Dominic the Donkey was inflicted on the whole country until this episode. Had to confirm with a friend in NM that it's definitely an North East Coast thing 😲

a plant named Sage

I am SHOCKED to hear that people don't use the subscription tab on youtube. I've been on this website since I was like 10 and have always used the sub tab.

Coco Boomslang

I use May Day (May 1st) as my New Year, for personal witchy reasons. Also, growing up I had a friend whose mom was pagan and she made those huge wicker gift baskets as well.....I don't miss the friend, she sucked, but damn.....I miss the goodies....I can't bake for shit 🤣

StarlightDancer

Joan of Arc is also believed to have been born Jan 6!

My_Birthday_Is_Jan_6_sad_:(

I have gotten my birthday presents at Christmas parties every year of my life. The coupon code expiring on my birthday was the last straw, I am moving my birthday to June 6.

That_Wokelahoman_Teacher

I recommend using emojipedia.com if you want to add emojis to text from your computer.

Shakirah Bey

Hey twin. I second that. June 6th it is. 👍🏽

_Hulk_Hoe_Gone_

I come from Jeeple family and I can guarantee that there are real good jeep people. My dad is not one (gross mormon transphobe), but my uncle is fucking awesome ♥️

_Hulk_Hoe_Gone_

one day when I have enough money, I will become a cool jeep person myself, trans flag and all 😌

lesbos4mrs.p

the person who has a crush on Mr. P 🤝 me and the other lesbians loving Mrs. P #solidarity

lesbos4mrs.p

hearing Spencer cox was such a jump scare as a Utahan who hates that bitch lmao

RuinedCarpenter

Yoooooo !!! I jumped ahead JUST to hear my shout out and oh my god you guys didn't disappoint ! Love the Jesus joke 😂😂😂

Meg

while it isn't surprising that Alex knows how to spell boi pussy, I did laugh my ass off hearing him confirm it

attitude_problem_in_the_workplace

I agree, New Year’s resolutions shouldn’t be made until spring. My most successful resolutions started in March

Gemma Gallucci

Not specifically Philly! Child of central/north NJ (closer to NYC) and I grew up with Dominick and Lou Monte. I’ve also gaslit about him I thought everyone knew

Mac11irl

just got meh Hey Hun! and Hey back atacha from Ireland! 👋

Elorg Sanders

CT born and raised, and Dominic the Donkey is absolutely about on our radios during Christmas season.

Sergio50mm

BTW the 50mm is a camera lens reference, I'm not dilated. Hahaha ass hats. Luv from Mexico.