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Mrs. P takes a deep dive into the world's strangest, stupidest, and craziest deaths. From coconuts, to vending machines, to crazy inventions and death during sex. Also Alex gets the spray bottle every time he brings up the Epstein Files.

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0:00 Intro - Crazy, not suspicious Death0:30 Alex Gets the Spray Bottle for Mentioning Epstein2:07 Coconuts and Turtle Shell Deaths7:49 Vending Machines Deaths13:48 Amusement Park Deaths25:54 Whitney Cummings is in the Files!33:07 Deaths by Toilet43:32 Deadly Animals like Horses and Elephants50:40 Inventor is the Word's Most Dangerous Profession54:57 Death by Sex

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Caitlin Morton

I highly recommend looking up the Stupid Deaths segments from horrible histories if you enjoy silly deaths

trollåli

Stupid Deaths, Stupid Deaths They're funny ’cause they're true! Stupid Deaths, Stupid Deaths Hope next time it's not you! Hoo hoo! This song is playing on repeat in my mind while listening to the episode

Peach

Plot twist the Eagle was Zeus and he dropped the turtle because he saw a twink in the distance.

Peach

Mr. P having a full horse girl melt down in the middle of the pod made my Sunday.

Caitlanabanana

I vote for Mrs. P to have a spray bottle every week.

Caitlanabanana

Reticulated pythons are non venomous, but ENORMOUS. Like, the largest snake in the world, and can grow over 20 feet. And, I love the podcast so much, thank you for creating silly billy content in these dark times 💞

Katrina_McBean_Kerfuffle_Kween

My parents bought a house in the county that had a rigged heating system. The house filled with carbon monoxide, while we ran it our first winter there. My dad left to take movies back to blockbuster & noticed he felt better outside. I went to bed, feeling so dizzy & nauseous. When he came back into the house shouting & getting us out. I wrapped myself in a decorative chenille rug & crawled out of the house. So thank you blockbuster video

Editorinpieces

I love the spray bottle, this is so entertaining. Also I live in Florida (S A D L Y) and I had a black widow make a nest in my doorway. I did NOT see this nest and ended up with a black widow in my hair in my own house 🙃

Almanac_Gossip_Girl

Story time: my youngest sister was a menace as a child and, as the oldest sister, I took it upon myself to figure out a way to deal with her nonsense. My solution was a spray bottle with water, like she was a misbehaving cat. It worked so well that years later at an IKEA, when I pulled an empty spray bottle off the display and said her name, she took one look and immediately dropped to the floor like an armadillo. My mother found us both on the floor, her dying of embarrassment and me crying so hard from laughter I could barely breathe.

Sam

I watched this one on youtube - somehow even funnier 😂 The grasshopper story needs a warning up top lol🥲🤢 Mrs. P’s “whooo gotcha!” really got me 🤣

Ross Rolled

I hate that I was driving and couldn’t watch Alex get squirted. Might need to watch the ad version when I get home to boost the algo and see his reactions. Update: worth it.

Coco Boomslang

Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

Evie

Nutrias are aquatic rodents.

Evie

So toilet 🐀

The Trans Agenda (Bucky)

Hey listen I won $50 on a $5 lotto ticket like 2 weeks ago and I got it from the vending machine in the grocery store 🤣 but I only bought it because I had cash in a different winner from one I got for Christmas lmao

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

All this coconut treat talk made me remember those Neapolitan chewy coconut candies (wrapped in plastic like individual caramels). I was addicted to those things. I have a history of liking all reject candy: candy corn, circus peanuts, Necco valentines hearts, etc. I can't eat any of them anymore cause none of them are vegan.

DredgenJedi

Mrs. P is NOT playing around this time. Water bottle to the face at the slightest mention of something news-ish.

DredgenJedi

What the fuuuuuck with this Second Doctor assumption? 🤯🤯🤯😓😓😓 I did not need to know that! 😂😂😂

ItchyN1pples

This last year here in the pnw we had a ton of flooding and the local news released a warning that due to the flooding peeps in the valley needed to keep an eye out for rats coming up out of the toilets. One person on the local neighbors page had it happen and their comments will live in my mind rent free forever.

Katie_Not my government name

I would like to thank Mrs. P for Crashing Out at the mention of the files. Seeing these actual villains getting away with the worst crimes imaginable is maddening. And to Mr. P, I think you’re gonna need a bigger board 😂

MrsP_let_MrP_bring_the_board_back_please

Actually had a snake come up through my toilet and was just hanging out in my bathroom. Husband went to the bathroom didn’t see it (of course) and then I walk in the bathroom see it on the rug and let out a loud scream and proceed to freak out. I have a video of it. It was hilarious

DamnYouVodka

Never knew that black widow concern wasn't a concern throughout the US -- I grew up in Colorado and now live in Arizona, and I've even shared a desk with a black widow nest (DIDN'T KNOW IT, WASN'T A FUN DISCOVERY)

GoblinMom

I'd never shit again

Keep_calm_and_carry_yarn

Frederick, Maryland. Found a black widow spider in my driveway last year. I had no idea I had to fear that in this region. Also I'll never use a portapot again now.

Floresita 🌺

Pacific Islander here! Growing up we were always warned don’t sit under a coconut tree/don’t play under one bc one would drop and hurt you!

Blazikin

I loved this episode, also Mr P if it eats you and you die its venomous and if you eat it and die its poisonous. This episode was so funny especially with mrs P using a spray bottle 😂

BoinamedJustin

If you can spray Alex for every time he makes a joke about RFK Jr’s “harvest”, I will die a happy girl/enby/boi! (Mostly because that joke makes me incredibly uncomfortable!)

Just_a_tried_teacher_from_maine

I watched this driving to work behind the slowest human ever. Every time I was able to pass (driving on a back road now a highway) I thought I am listening to a podcast about dumb ways to die I can’t pass.

Just_a_tried_teacher_from_maine

Also I work near a lumber mill and have flashbacks to the final destination movie so often driving to work

Tragically Optimistic Plant Lady

Coconut tastes…fine? The problem I have with coconut is the texture. It feels like I’m eating flavored microplastic strips.

Chaos, Bringer of

I thought Alex was about to be in the freak accident statistics for spray bottles, why are you tempting fate so much

Alex Ryckman

Ok. Confessions for the Patreon. When I was little my mom came to pick me up from my dad’s and I had a black eye. He then had to explain to her that he had bought a coconut and I watched so much Gilligan’s island that I tried to CRACK IT OPEN WITH MY HEAD and got a black eye/ huge bump.

Emily

My shitty apartment a few years back was infested with black widows. Fortunately I never got bit but yet another reason Texas sucks ass.

Jen Fred

Thank you Pearlmans for this break from insanity and giving me a laugh. I truly appreciate you. Much love from WY

m

Mrs. P's spray bottle reminds me: So, I'm a teacher. My students keep telling me I need to bring in a Nerf gun and shoot the kids who sing wrong notes or break the only room in my classroom: Don't stress out the music teacher.

SwampAstronaut

The faint giggles of Mr. 3rd in the background brings me so much joy.

Tycho Brahe’s Drunk Elk

Fun fact about me, I got my head stuck in the Eiffel Tower when I was 11. It took me ten minutes to figure out how to get it out. Anyway, I’m afraid of heights now.

Kelvin Rocks

Oh boy, do I have a show for you. Have you ever heard of a little number called "1,000 ways to die!"

Eleanor Yeomans

What’s funny to me is the whole thing with the haunted mansion ride is they say “there are 99 souls, and room for one more” so people have been trying to haunt that ride for years. They even have a specific code for when people dump ashes on the ride, so the team knows to shut the ride down to clean it up. (One of the many weird facts I learned from my Disney adult ex-girlfriend)

Margaret Peffy Margie Maggie

Firstly, aww, Gar! Saving the pets! Secondly, how did I not know Duster Girl had a cult?! She really *was* walking on sunshine

Shelby

Keep Mr. Third in the room!

jessimightpanic

Disney has lots of cameras on all their rides for a variety of reasons, but they specifically need extra on Haunted Mansion. Numerous people over the years have attempted to sprinkle out the ashes of their departed loved ones while on the ride. They're probably ALL legitimately haunted at this point.

attitude_problem_in_the_workplace

I actually had a pet horse growing up (#mexicanly) and when I was 8, she had a baby. For whatever reason, I thought I could sneak up behind the baby to pet them. I was able to and then I pet the baby, the baby turned around and immediately kicked me in the gut. Looking back, it’s a miracle momma horse didn’t kick me right in the skull and kill me.

StarlightDancer

Funny thing, various subreddits associated with "weird things" are known for people posting stuff like "why do I keep finding my pots and pans in my refrigerator?" or "I think someone keeps breaking into my house and eating all my food" and it turns out that that they were getting poisoned by CO and forgetting they were doing the things themselves.

last_threads_of_sanity

Raced to the comment section to say Australia did give us the Irwin family, so they’re not all bad ☺️

Mara ✨

The conspiracy I believe about Disney World is that they have a rule where people can’t be pronounced dead on Disney property. They don’t want to say someone died at Disney, so they all die “later that day at the hospital”.

Cielo MarTierra

+10 points for Mrs P and her water bottle! 😆

fragilem1lk

This is related to something Mr. P said on Crashing Out, but I wanted to thank you both for turning down 6-figure sponsorships that would hurt your audience. He did say it created a disagreement, but the fact that you ultimately turn those down means a lot. Thank you for caring about our well-being.

Jessipoot

On June 29th, 2006 I was at MGM studios in Disney World. My mom left to ride the rockin roller coaster while we sat outside. A kid my age in the ride vehicle in front of her died because he had a congenital heart condition they didn’t know about. She was stuck in the ride for a really long time while they were trying to revive him. She’s a doctor. She felt awful. Every time I ride rockin roller coaster, I check for the AED at the end and I and make sure everyone got out okay.

Jessipoot

Then I went to Disney world right after that two year old was killed by an alligator at the grand Floridian beach area. I played in that water as a kid, and they used to give surfing lessons in that lake in the 70s. Growing up I was completely unaware an alligator could just snatch me anytime, because I’m from Ohio.

Dr.DG

I had a tree frog fall from a tree perfectly through the toilet vent on the room of this place I was renting and it was peaking it's head out between the lid and the bowl in such a way that I thought it was a snake. I thought I was going to have a heart attack. The next day a wolf spider fell on me in the shower. Glad I don't live in that hell hole anymore.

Kay W

Mrs P's feelings of just being tired of hearing about the files because nothing is being done is exactly where I've been for quite a while now! I just need something else if nothing is actually going to come of this!!

alexp206

Definitely heard the same story about the teen in the shed back in HS too. I think the consensus at the time was, yeah..but c'mon dude.

Mom_Who_Watches_More_Bluey_Than_Her_Kids

I was listening to this in the car with my husband and as people who frequent Disney World often, the bar across your legs on tower of terror does not exist anymore, it’s just the belt and two handle bars on the side of you to grab onto. Nonetheless, Mrs P haunting the tower of terror had both of us cackling.

OneGoodKnight

I feel like an Osha agent watching the new final destination movie. 🤣😂

Alex Ryckman

Also was watching my daughter stare at horses today kind of nervously and I was all ready to tell her it was fine and then I thought of this episode and you describing horses as terrifying and I was like “I’ll let you have a rational fear..”

Al Kane

Talkin about amusement park deaths I'm surprised you didnt stumble across Action Park in New Jersey. At least 6 deaths happened there. It was open 1978-1996 then briefly revived 2014-2016.

Meg

I learned about rats being able to come up through the plumbing into the toilet in fifth grade and I very confidently raised my hand in class to share that fun fact with everyone and my teacher was horrified, she was also friends with my mom so I'm positive they were texting about it literally the same day

Lora Dailey

Sometimes old guys, they little death so hard it turns into big death 💀💀💀 MISTER P!!

How do I look Yellow man?

I hate outhouses and refuse to use them at any point. Now knowing that about black widows possibly living in there are making sure I never go into there for real. Thanks Mrs. P

BoinamedJustin

To clarify: Me being forced to imagine an old man jerking off in front of a camera makes me want to puke my guts out!

fridge_meat_mallet_deicer

I paused this episode midway, before coming back to it long enough later that I lost all context for "squirted in the face by your wife". That really threw me off for a minute...

Mercury™

As someone who used to be afraid of horses, Umamusume became my much needed horse propaganda.

Mrs.Mothman

With love and light, poisonous means you have to ingest in some way by eating, inhaling, or absorbing through the skin and venomous means you have to be injected by either a bite or a sting. So bees are technically venomous!

Tri-Sarah-tops

I’m a Floridian specifically Orlando and literally grew up swimming in all of those little lakes. In one of them you could rent tiny boats you had to pedal. And we did know if it’s wet there are gators

Tri-Sarah-tops

The first story w the oracle and vapors just made me rewatch doctor who bc tenants first actual episode not a Christmas episode w Catherine Tate has oracles inhaling vapors but I think it was a god or alien they were inhaling them Pompeii exploded

Tri-Sarah-tops

One of My first memories is getting bit by a horse and my dog who has never physically seen a horse hates them on tv. He will hear them galloping and come running in to yell at them on the tv