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Mothers Day is around the corner and Mrs.P unearthed the wild and true story of how Mothers Day started and almost ended!! Explore the lore of Mothers Day with a surprise gift guide for the Mother in your life from Mrs Pearlmania! This gift guide has the best selection of ideas for gifts for your Mom(s), Motha!, people who are maternal, or Yourself. Enjoy watching Mrs.P talk about fun gifts while Alex ranks them! 

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Links to the Gift Ideas Mrs P presented in this episode: Jelly Set: https://bonnemaman.us/products/bonne-maman-sampler-gift-tin

Henry Rose ( Perfume) Link : https://henryrose.com/SFBMFTTQ Da’Annam ( Japanese Perfume Set) : https://go.shopmy.us/p-55032596 Lis (gorgeous one we didn’t have time to discuss): https://go.shopmy.us/p-55032248 Don’t forget to write digital CODE in the Card! 

Element Brooklyn Candle Set: Element  Brooklyn | Eco-Luxury Refills for Home & Body  Code:  Pearl15

Ice Cream Delivery: https://go.shopmy.us/p-55017973 

Graza Olive Oil: https://go.shopmy.us/p-55029341 I think the big guy sold out!! This gift set is nice too!! https://go.shopmy.us/p-55497507 

Quince Scarf or Fine leather goods https://go.shopmy.us/p-55031380 

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Our Coffee Mug: Soldiers of the Soil  | Bonfire  MOMTIME- 9% off, because we couldn’t go any lower

Coffee-Tea Mug : https://go.shopmy.us/p-55021517 The Gift Bag:  https://go.shopmy.us/p-55022334 Hydrangea Bag : https://go.shopmy.us/p-55022227 Hydrangea cup: https://go.shopmy.us/p-55022079 

Kate Spade Bag https://go.shopmy.us/p-55007826 Cleaners for image https://go.shopmy.us/p-55496696 Conditioner https://go.shopmy.us/p-55496223 

The Best Hand Lotion: https://go.shopmy.us/p-55024187 

Vego Bed: https://glnk.io/vzw5/mrspearlmania500  Code: MRSPEARLMANIA10OFFCode: MRSPEARLMANIA40OFF order over $550

DoveTail Apron: https://dovetailworkwear.com/MRSPEARLMANIA500 Code:  MRSPEARLMANIA500 for $10 Off 

Prequel Set: https://go.shopmy.us/p-55010369 

Things that got  Cut for time that are still Hella Cute:

Alex said the best Mothers Day gift is the Ninja Crispi https://go.shopmy.us/p-56148641 

Easy Makeup for busy MothersJones Road Set: https://go.shopmy.us/p-55014470 

Creating a Matching Tote Items set!!!!!Floral Tote: https://go.shopmy.us/p-55012486Floral Umbrella : https://go.shopmy.us/p-55012267 The Pens: https://go.shopmy.us/p-55013650 

Any Picture Frame https://go.shopmy.us/p-55012820 Make sure to put a cute picture inside of it before you gift it!!

Pickle ball mother: https://go.shopmy.us/p-55028248 

Divorced Mother who just got a new place https://go.shopmy.us/p-55023273 

This and a nice potted flower https://go.shopmy.us/p-46272895 

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All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk

0:00 Intro - Mothers Day0:17 The Depths and the Lore of Mothersday1:47 Anna Jarvis8:45 John Wannamaker Gets Involved12:33 Anna's Fight For Mothers Day15:54 Anna's Regrets the Comemricalization20:00 White vs. Red Carnations22:35 Anna Begins to Protest her Own Creation27:28 We Find Mothers Day Fun29:04 Jelly Set32:18 Perfume Samplers37:54 Element Brooklyn Soap and Candles40:57 Linen Scarf (Quince)45:27 Jenni's Ice Cream47:53 Graza Box O' Sizzle50:59 Rival Bros Coffee52:46 Beautiful Mugs59:18 Leather Goods1:05:41 Rolling Planter1:09:18 Dovetail Apron1:10:57 Skincare Bundle

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AlleiraDayne

Omg my first generation American Italian grandfather used to tell kid-me (late 80s/early 90s) to chew my food 20-30 times every bite. I thought he was just a weirdo...

The Trans Agenda (Bucky)

Gotta back Mrs. P on the $1 in the purse or wallet. I learned that from one of my grandma's cause she would often buy functional gifts like that, luggage as well. Always put a dollar in! I got my mom a new purse for Christmas a few years ago and put the dollar and receipt in there too! 😊 And I think I did get it from Macy's 😆

The Trans Agenda (Bucky)

I'm not a mom but I'm absolutely getting them candles because I LOVE a scented candle 🕯️

Errrrrrn

The infamous gift closet!! Nice to get a peak. Happy Mothers Day Mrs. P!

Chekhov's Dolphin's are Sentient

ope not me grabbing the coffee code for Rival - once I know which one I like I can order in bulk and cut out buying at Costco!

Deafleader

Idk who needs to hear this but Alex is wrong on the ice cream 😭 most of the men in here need to be giving the women in your life more flowers and ice cream, myself included 🤣

Pearlmania500

There is going to bean entire AfterParty of me yelling I was right about the ice cream! I might even grab a pint of Jenni’s for that recording day lololol~ Mrs.P

Deafleader

GOOD! In fact! I think mr p should buy you that ice cream to celebrate how right you are

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

"Nobody remembers 3rd grade except that guy who had to share a desk with Stephen Miller."😂 Alex, do NOT disrespect Meryl!

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

Thanks to Mrs. P doing this episode, it occurred to me to send Mothers' Day greetings to my Aunt and fake Aunt (close family friend) in lieu of my mother, who has been gone for 5 years. 😢 Lots of people still fill the role of "Mom"

Domineque Jack

Scent of candle, not flavor of candle 😂 Dont eat the candles Alex 🤣🤣🤣

QueerAFCanuck

HJ Heinz shout-out!! You both would like him, he was really progressive for the era and actually didn't treat his workers like shit.

Buttmunchmcgee

Definitely just ordered the Element Brooklyn candle sampler for my mother in law for the sole reason that I wanted to use Mrs. Pealmania's code

President of the Fishbein Fan Club

Does the bonfire promo code work for all the Soldiers of the Soil line? I need to buy another sweatshirt, it’s now the most comfortable thing I own.

Alex Ryckman

I’m just gonna name that I don’t hear the commercials because I’m on the Patreon but I am going to forever imagine that the flower commercial of a gift that you could get for Mom was one of the weed brands lol

a_bitch_named_sam

Gosh my ears just do this emoji ✨ every time Mrs. P says ~Loewe~ correctly. And thank you for saying use the nice thing. My hubs lost a bet and owed me a purse and I got a freaking Loewe Puzzle Bag and I've been using it EVERY 👏🏻 DAMN 👏🏻 DAY 👏🏻 I need these hoes to know I got this Puzzle bag ON LOCK.

Zoey-foos-ro-da Waters

Support your local plant nursery for mothers day!! Also the picked is a lie. As a 2nd gen german. The pickle in a tree is a fucking lie.

A Mountain Dwarf Miner of the Coldiron Clan

So. Jeni started Jeni's in Columbus, OH! Its absolutely delectable. The difference between Jeni's and most ice cream is that most of Jeni's is made without whipping in air where if you let another grocery store pint melt, its mostly air. I used to work for Jeni's and we did a factory tour and everything! I ADORE it and will always make sure to grab some when I'm out and about (RIP wildberry lavender. I shall remember your fruit loops flavor forever.)

Rei the Lupanthrope

I thought the tradition of adding a dollar to a purse/wallet was just a family tradition. I'm glad to find out it isn't

Megan

Thanks Mrs. P for the great gift ideas & coupon codes! I'm definitely going to be treating myself. 🩷 I actually did know a decent amount about the topic, but I didn't know about the candy making boom in Philly. I do have fun family lore that involves candy and booze (not cocaine 😂). My great grandfather owned a candy shop in Philly in the 1920s. It was also a front for bootlegging alcohol. The cops were tipped off about it and entered the shop to search. My Pop Pop who was 8 at the time, was going to the bathroom when the cops entered the room. They lifted him off of the seat to inspect the toilet. They never found the alcohol. It was on the roof. There was a latch in the bathroom to get to the roof but they had completely missed it.

Megan

I do think there is an age cutoff for this. An older mom would probably not like this. My mom would probably complain because it's too much for her, not to mention there's no room in her freezer unless planned. On the other hand if I got ice cream, and other moms my age, would probably love this. I think it's definitely a millennial mom and maybe gen X thing.

AlleiraDayne

Also, I don't save my health potions and unique single use consumables in RPGs because of the value for me, it's because I have poverty trauma and I have to keep the valuable shinies just in case dad (now ME) gets laid off and we have to sell shit again.

Tri-Sarah-tops

my mom passed away the first Sunday in May and my family. For some reason thought it’d be a great idea to hold her funeral on Mother’s Day so that was fun.

Jenn

Twist on the ice cream idea, a local dairy does an annual taste tester series where each week you get a new test flavor based on a theme and get to fill out a survey and vote. So it’s 6 pints, but it’s one a week so more manageable than 6 at once (option to do a total of 12 weeks). I got this as a Christmas gift this year and it was amazing. (Shout out Wright’s Dairy Farm in RI)

BoinamedJustin

Hearing Alex talk about the effects of smoking cigarettes really be encouraging me not to smoke then again I feel like the (definitely rational) fear of my cells instantly and simultaneously mutating to turn me into a 21 year old version of my dad is already a good enough reason not to do smoke!

Erin

because of this I made my first element brooklyn purchase using mrs. p’s code. now I’m scouring your empties videos for more scent descriptions for future purchases too! hell yeah cool people getting cool sponsorships

Raeznbran

Dead wrong on the ice cream brother, dead wrong. Solid episode!

Mally_and_the_concrete_duckies

At 15:44 I'm now imagining sitting moms down for an annual game of 2 truths and a lie, where we have 2 heavy truths and one lie that mom almost wishes was one of the truths.

Raccoons in a trench coat

Next merch drop “All roads lead to Phillie” in the same font as the Boscovs logo

Deafleader

You’re absolutely right I was operating under a bias that this is largely younger folks in here (60 and under) there are always exceptions of course. Everyone’s welcome here obviously, pardon my bias 🙏🏼

Europoopin

I feel attacked and I don't like it. Leave me and my special occasion perfume and anime figures still in the box alone! 🤣🤣🤣

sealiahraith

Mrs P out here influencing me on new scents and candles ugh… also as a mom ice cream is legit good. Give me some alone time and ice cream

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

My favorite part of this particular episode is when Alex disagreed with the ice cream gift idea! I genuinely cackled out loud ( thank the goddess while I was alone in my car.) and kept laughing because my Mom is the same way! She from the Boomer generation and any time we have a birthday party or celebration at their house she guilts us kids into talking all the extra food especially the cake or ice cream..

Queen Sheila

Happy Mother's Day to everyone! 🌺🌹💐 Also, May 10 is my 40th birthday this year! 🥳🎉🎊🎊🎁🍻🎂🍰

Queen Sheila

My grandma on my dad's side LOVED ice cream! 😂 She actually got mad at my sister one time because she got herself and my dad ice cream (because he asked her to since she was getting some for herself anyway), and said, "Where's mine?!" My sister said, "You didn't ask," grandma says, "I shouldn't have to!" 🤣

Queen Sheila

Same, my birth giver, as I unaffectionately call her, was and is awful. I respect that some people had a great mom who loved and supported them, and I hope that my kids feel that way about me, but don't you dare say that I have to be grateful to her just because she birthed me. F that.

mechengr17

I would like to thank ya'll for recommending 1-800 flowers double blooms. The bouquet I got for my mom still looks beautiful, and theyre still blooming.

Coco Boomslang

1. Mothers Day frequently falls on my mom's birthday, which is great accept the year both were the same day my grandfather (her dad) passed . 2. All the women on my mom's side go out together for lunch ( There's only like 12 of us) and we work hard to keep each other in check and EVERYONE contributes to the tip.