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The chaotic hell that is reality has broken and the pearlman's are wading into YOUR comments from a recent TMT episode about Hugh Jackman to distract themselves from RFK Jr. handling snakes that cannot stop biting him.

Also, a massive new cohort of hey huns and team lead shout outs at the end of the episode!

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Eleanor Yeomans

This is Boston driver slander, we have the worst drivers in the country, and a lot of them do have Florida license plates

Coy Cadaver

In my house all spiders are Frank. You can keep your Sally's.

The Trans Agenda (Bucky)

I also haven't seen Hamilton or listened to the music. It's one of those things where I'm sure I would enjoy it but sometimes I fear I'll like something TOO much so I avoid it

My Phoenix Song

As someone born with a genetic disorder that caused me to be legally blind. I cannot tell you how many people told me I would enjoy the greatest showman when it came out because of its “advocacy” for disabled people. I knew the real history behind it and ended up watching an online summary and realized real quick the amount of propaganda and inspiration porn and exploitation they were using. I refused to watch it. To me getting a loved musical theatre actor to perform in a musical that whitewashes a horrific time in disability history and then telling disabled people how much they would love it and how empowering it would be is ignorant at best. It would honestly be like telling trans people how much they would enjoy a musical starring Bernadette Peters about J. K. Rowling and how she actually cared this whole time.

Randalf the white passing

The promises you’ve made are not legally binding and if they are, technically you already fulfilled them. I mean teechnically voting DID happen 😏. I’m just here to support mrs p’s garden.

Elorg Sanders

CT gal here (I would not wear anti-CT merch). My 1st cousin once removed is a Maureen who just goes by Maureen. No nickname.

No_list_in_ba_sing_se

Being from Connecticut now living in Maryland I feel attacked (but it’s true)

Stuck in Koala Kanyan

I just want everyone to know that I stopped walking my dog in the middle of the road to make this comment: Maryland drivers are the worst drivers in the continental US.

listening_at_an_actual_federal_institution

I would love a Philly based episode, specifically talking about the evils of the university of Pennsylvania… i know someone personally affected by the experiments they did on incarcerated individuals

DamnYouVodka

Ms. P making the dig about looking forward to Mr. P being the typical guy who turns 50, and it completely sailing over his head was delightful

Trent Danger Savage

WHAT DID WE EVEN DO TO DESERVE IT THIS TIME OH MY GOD - Bitter Mainer

LadyRaenef

Hamilton is basically frozen for grown men

ImTheProblem

As a woman who worked in both wildland fire and municipal fire, your instincts about firefighters are 100% on point.

a plant named Sage

reading this definitely reminded me of Evasive's movie reaction series; specifically the SIA directed film and that one whitewashed Stonewall movie

Fall_Babe

Move bombing episode, please!

Slothy with the munchies

so i’m from Connecticut and alex is 100% right. But i will say CT style lobster roll and New haven pizza is superior.

rocksand

I meant to comment this on the main episode but adhd: My husband and I took our toddler to a circus a few months ago for her 4th bday, and this particular circus travels around to rural areas and usually preforms in ag centers and rodeo arenas. During the opening, the ring master said they were the only operating circus that still had live animals. I remember thinking "that is not the flex you think it is, my guy" and sure enough all the animals looked tired and sad. The elephant was old af, the tigers had all been de-fanged and had the white markings from old scars. It was vv depressing to witness as an adult, but my daughter thankfully hasn't had all the whimsy crushed from her soul because of *gestures broadly* so she at least had a good time. (Also the dirt bikes in the cage sphere was really fuckin cool)

rocksand

I will say this about the performing animals though, they had a dog trick show and those dogs were obviously very well cared for and having the BEST time doing their jumps and flips 😭

Gemma Gallucci

I work on Hamilton can confirm Mr. p will hate it like pepper spray in the eyes. The distaste will grow over time

Purple_Nurple

Oh man, when Hamilton came out, I was living with roommates and their teen son was a theater kid. I hope I NEVER hear another snippet of any of that soundtrack. 😩 I’ve never seen it either. There’s no need. lol

a_bitch_named_sam

I wanna hear Mrs. P somehow connect Spencer Pratt to Philly because SOME PEOPLE (not me) need a deep dive on how messed up that man is.

Jennifer

As someone born, raised & living in CT, I'd wear the shit out of a Fuck CT shirt.

Paige Morgan

I was cleaning in the other room and RAN back to my phone after Mrs P hated on firefighters. Born/raised in Southern California, the idea of being negative toward firefighters is so foreign to me. I'd love a deep dive into their crimes tbh. The most I'm aware of is how much nepotism takes place within the system. They began restricting kids from joining the same district as their parent.

Aj

I'm totally unfamiliar with wrestling, is AJ Styles a good or bad association? should I change my chosen name? it's not safe where I'm from so it only effects me online. I chose Alex because of the character Alex from the Magnus Chase books.

Aj

on another note, if you'll ever do a school / curriculum episode, or just wanna see it, I can provide insider knowledge about that one time master yoda made it into a black and white picture of the signing of the UN charter in a social studies book that made it to print and was distributed to 7th graders across the nation, I'll be more than happy to oblige. I cannot over emphasize the amount of glee and elation that picture brought to my 13 year old heart when I beheld it in the flesh.

Rockstache

As someone who grew up in Chevy Chase, MD...Maryland drivers are terribad.

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

That’s right Ms. P! We loved this episode who’s this algae rhythm anyways?!?! They don’t know 💩!

lindy

From Massachusetts and I just wanna say FUCK CONNECTICUT

lindy

Idk anything about wrestling either but AJ or Alex are both great names, hope u get to introduce urself as AJ in person soon!

Probably_walking_my_dogs

Thanks for speaking out against split top buns Alex. We can’t hold it against Mrs Pearlmania too much since she’s intolerant of gluten.

Kirsten Yutzy

I’m glad you like my last name! I stole it from my husband 😆

happylauf

the way i just came alive for the Comixology mention but didn’t that app end?

CheeseDizMilk

I listen to this as the world is currently on fire

m

I don't know how I missed this episode. Two very belated comments: 1. Toddlers basically are little dictators. That tracks. 2. Firefighters being secret dicks wouldn't surprise me. I used to work for a DV agency. Over 40% of cops ADMIT to beating their wives. This is before we even get into the number of white supremacists who have infiltrated the profession. But on a happy note... My kids liked trucks and flags when they were toddlers, too. They're all decent human beings who know history, understand ACAB, and read books and shit now. Pearlbabia will be screaming "fuck the patriarchy!" soon enough.