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In the Longest afterparty in Patreon history, The Pearlman's just go completely insane while reacting to your comments reacting to Christians reacting to movie musicals. It's nearly an hour of freebased theories and hottakes and memories and lore! followed by Hey Huns and two people slowly falling in love with each other again.

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The Bee

How did I catch this as it was uploaded

Coy Cadaver

She just described a hard-boiled egg guys right? That's just a hard-boiled egg. Okay, it's either a hard boiled egg or it's a poached egg but like a really really overdone poached egg. This is bothering me. I need to know what it is.

Coy Cadaver

But if it doesn't have a shell it could be poached

Coy Cadaver

Also my cat's name is Mason and that's exactly how I tell at him.

The Trans Agenda (Bucky)

Alex can't even deny the hiking bit because on crashing out this week he literally said he went and did like a 17 minute hike and that's all he could handle 🤣 a true Taurus through and through

Pearlmania500

It's what the British would describe as a "jammy egg" - Mrs.P

Coy Cadaver

I appreciate knowing what it is. I gotta say tho your name is silly. That is a soft boiled egg. But now I want one.

ellisnotsleeping

EXCEPT i was conceived in NOVEMBER!!! i just took my sweet time getting ready, like i always do 😌

Silly Little Bard

Love The Toasters, The Specials, Jer and their Skatune Network covers, Reel Big Fish (obviously). Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra is one of my fave ska and ska-adjacent groups that I feel like not a ton of people know about?

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

You're right. I was thinking Fiona Apple covered "Across the Universe" in that but she covered it on the soundtrack of "Pleasantville", which I loved.

tach.o

My 4 year old is running around the house screaming laughing “my butt looks funny!!!” Thank you so much 🤣😅😅

DamnYouVodka

To this day I still count it as a win that a Christian Nationalist website used the term 'sex worker'

Stuck in Koala Kanyan

Time doesn't make sense anymore because the Charlie Kirk thing feels like it happened 10 years ago

President of the Fishbein Fan Club

Theme idea - pick any actor and pull all their movie reviews. Tom Hanks? Morgan Freeman? The Rock? You can go in so many directions….

🌸 Carly 🌸

That comment about millennials thinking they look young because of how they cast teenagers is so real. In my early 20s, people would think I was still in high school and tell me I looked so young. I'd just tell them, "no, I look 23. They just keep hiring 23 year olds to play teenagers."

My Phoenix Song

The flashback i had when y’all did the sing a song with someone’s name in it thing. My name is Maria and the amount of songs with my name in it makes it easier to tell what type of person I’m about to interact with depending on what they choose to sing.

President of the Fishbein Fan Club

Fun fact - a few years ago, some high school girl’s mom dressed up as a student so she could fight her daughter’s bully. She was arrested.

Snarkelupagus

Mrs P is correct on the Taurus shit. My partner of 27 years (we were young af when we met) is a Taurus, and that's why I kept commenting on previous episodes "is Alex a Tylenol baby or is he just a Taurus" because my partner scored super low on the RAADS-R so he is in fact just a Taurus 😂

Snarkelupagus

ALSO you are thinking of Home Fries for Drew Barrymore being with Luke Wilson. She was in Never Been Kissed with Michael Vartan

Pearlmania500

He has Luke Wilson energy. Also, yes all of those p live posters blended together in my memory

Nixie

Someone told me I looked “so young” when I was 18. I wonder if that might explain it. Like, yeah, at 18 I def looked like a baby compared to the 20-somethings portraying teenagers lol.

Rockstache

Did anyone else see the video of those guys who edited Toy Story 3 to fade to black after the casts holds hands and accepts that they're going into the incinerator? Their mom went BALLISTIC.

Rockstache

The Scofflaws song, "William Shatner" is among my favorite songs of all time. The Pietasters are also pretty fun and used to have a Christmas show at the 930 Club. A couple buddies and I went in 2009 after having some Bacardi 151. Great show, terrible alcohol decisions were made, got on stage, woke up horribly bruised.

enby opossum

My webpage paused to load right after "there's no 'step-' in there", and I waited a full 30 seconds before checking, assuming Mrs. P was just giving Alex the most exasperated stare-down.

Arlo the Average

Joke about ska all you want, but I’m quite literally seeing Less Than Jake at a music festival this fall and it’s going to be a great time

Coco Boomslang

Got me a shirt, it's gunna go so hard with P. DF "one day we'll all be skeletons" shirt

Elizabeth Darling

Across the Universe is amazing and visually STUNNING

Coco Boomslang

I nerded out at Johnny Topside, I understand that reference! Lolololol

Post_Potato_Gluten_Free_Bathtub_Bolognese

Funko Pops, oh lord. Back in 2018 I worked at Hot Topic, we sold Funko Pops, & Mrs. P you are correct. It was truly crazy. We had to sign an NDA from Funko Pops itself, because we got upcoming releases before they were announced to the public. On release days, we had a line up of millennials at opening for them. The day Steve Irwin one was dropped, insane. We also had limits on how many we could sell to one person.

Casey Leigh

First of all, as an August Virgo whose parents are both born in December, I was definitely waterbed birthday sex. Secondly, CATBITE (Philly Ska, no less!), Bad Operation, Kill Lincoln, Half Past Two, JER Band, We Are The Union, and Less Than Jake is somehow still making new music too!

Europoopin

The brief discussion of Rent reminded me that the actor that portrays Mark came to my college once to speak. I don't remember what he talked about but I do remember they did a thing where if you asked a question you got a copy of his book. I asked about his trip to japan, got a copy and got it signed. To this day I still have not read it. 🤣 For context this was 17 years ago. 🫠

Ellie G.

She was also Ducky in the original Land Before Time film.

Stuck in Koala Kanyan

It was Michael Vartan, not one of the Wilsons in Never Been Kissed

Nikki Ann

Took my kids to see Inside Out. Fucking Bing Bong had me audibly losing my shit in the theater.

Brittany

You guys have both mentioned West Philadelphia so much in multiple podcasts and multiple contexts, that you're on the verge of summoning The Fresh Prince! 🤣🤣🤣 Maybe that's an episode? 🤔

Co-Op Chaos Podcast

OMGS i took my eldest kid to see toy story 3 in theaters and when THAT scene happened, i really thought they were going in that direction and the unexpectedness of it was jarring. i remember thinking "wow! that got dark quick. but i guess they gotta end these movies somehow?" (oh how wrong i was) if you want theme ideas TMT is welcome to participate in any of our "theme of the months" this month (at the time of posting this) is MISCHIEF AND MUSIC!! as for new ska if you haven't checked out the band ¡FUÁKATA! before oh my goodness they are delightful and i was just talking about them on our show that we dropped today! (do not go by my pronunciation. since recording i have learned that i mangled it pretty good) I snagged one of the shirt! normally im not allowed to buy new tshirts on account of them taking over my wardrobe, but i gotta make an exception. the other two shirts of the dow and being a bitch are just so stupid comfortable that they are all i want to wear now

lesbos4mrs.p

mr p: that’s not a Taurus me, also a Taurus: 😶 she got us bro

Amber Marrano

I LOVE that my comment was chosen. Literally made my week. Maybe even my month. Not a lot going on in Buffalo

Alanna

I appreciate the call to action being to name our fav ska band because I was completely drawing a blank and so I searched for a list of ska bands… 😅 It reminded me that I randomly saw the bands Sublime and Rancid once. But the thing I’m really thankful for is being reminded of The Planet Smashers which is heavily tied to a bunch of preteen memories I haven’t thought of in forever. So thanks for that. 🫶🏽

Get_Mrs_P_Her_Dang_Chickens

In 8th grade music class, we had an assignment where we had to add a background song to a movie scene My scene was the end of toy story 3. My song was Here Comes The Sun lmao. Also yay August Leos!!!!

Detective Dips

Came here to say this 😂 I got so thrown trying to rack my brain as to which character one of the Owens brothers played

AYAZUKI Yugi (綾月 遊戯)

My favorite Ska band is Oreskaband out of Japan. They might not be together anymore but they were good.

Tri-Sarah-tops

I love the how old are you game I almost always win

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

I love a damn jammy egg. But I do a six and a half minute egg so it's in between jammy and runny 🤣

AphillyatedJawn215

That Latino band you mentioned is called Los Lonely Boys ....makes that story you mentioned even sadder 😭🤣

bisexual lab team lead

The Lorax movie with Taylor Swift is awful! I hated it. I love the book so much I took my now husband to see it. We had our first kiss there, and it's still bad in my head

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

Ok god dammit I was listening to this while doing my eyeliner and when Mrs. P said "you'd have to use an iPad to do that now" I lost my mind and now I have weird lines on my face, thanks a lot 🤣💀