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This week for independence day Alex does a deep dive on the often forgotten founder Thomas Paine. Most famous for writing revolutionary pamphlets like "Common Sense" Paine's opinions made a lot of enemies. His writings pissed off really rich people on both sides of the Atlantic, insulted George Washington, Jesus Christ, and every religion he could think of.

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0:00 Intro - What Crazy Stuff Did Thomas Paine do?

2:13 Viral Pamphleteer Thomas Paine

4:51 Thomas Paine's Early Life as a Bad Businessman

14:10 Getting a Tase of Revolutionary Writing

20:42 Benjamin Franklin Sends him to America

29:46 Revolution is in the Air

33:32 Writing "Common Sense"

1:05:41 Rebuttal Pamphlet "Plain Truth"

1:14:37 War Breaks Out and Paine Joins the Army at 39

1:21:57 Who Paine Pissed Off

1:25:53 Joining the French Revolution

1:42:32 Arrest and Death Sentence in France

1:47:58:18 Publicly Insults George Washington

1:56:30 Death and What happens to his bones.

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Autistic Goblin

No joke, Alex, if you put out a video/audio of you reading Common Sense, I would watch the shit out of that. You could do captions that translate the big/old words and even add your own commentary. But that would be some easy but powerful content.

Robyn DeGraves

“We’re entering the age of Paine” you mean we haven’t been in the age of pain for 11 years?

WhateverTheHeckThisIs

*climbs onto the nerdiest soap box in existence* stays is actually not another word for corset, they are separate undergarments. Fashion history YouTube is gonna come for you.

Detective Dips

This. This one. I have found my favorite episode. BRB, I gotta go adhd deep dive into this guy and read his pamphlets.

Detective Dips

Please please please PLEASE do this 🙏🏾

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

Loved this episode but not sure if it was something wrong with Patreon but midway through the audio seemed to speed up and I had to slow it down Alex sounded manic! Did anyone else experience this? Might be my craptasic phone.

Kyle

Two weeks off!? How are we to survive? I hope you guys enjoy your vacation, you deserve it. Alex, stay off the phone. Mrs. P, I hope he doesn't go insane like Mr. Paine did on his farm.

OneGoodKnight

He died at 72 years old, which I think further proves no elected person should serve in office anywhere near 70 years old.

Dean Denton

28 min; I was recently thinking about the made- "gibberish" language girls invented in the 90s

Kay Fredericks

I knew Gouverneur Morris prior to this from the Wikipedia page "List of Unusual Deaths". Long story short, he was trying to dislodge a urinary blockage with a whale balleen, got an infection, and died. He put a whale bone in his penis. He usually used hickory, because he OFTEN did this, but this time used a whale bone. Sorry to impart this knowledge upon you all.

Keep_calm_and_carry_yarn

We need a musical about this guy. Also I know you two haven't seen Hamilton but I seriously learned everything I know about the revolutionary war and early America from it. Sad but true. Way to go US education.

Keep_calm_and_carry_yarn

Who else keeps hearing "I've been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine" over and over during this episode??

Silly Little Bard

If you make it to the bottom of Cop Slide and are conscious or can stand up, you are pure of heart and blessed by the luck of the Scottish.

AugieLovesPenny

Red Tailed Hawk noise doesn’t have the same ring as EAGLE NOISE 😆😆😆 Outstanding episode!!

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

Started at 10:23 and I had to slow it down. It might have been my phone but I’m not sure.

MrsTeaguemania

The song Tom Paine’s Bones was stuck in my head the whole 2 hours! “They said I preached revolution let me say in my defence that all I did, wherever I went was to talk a lot of common sense” https://share.google/Uc6uSIjolifx2pJRQ

Cheesy

Napoleon saying Paine should have a gold statue on every planet through out the universe gave me 40k God-Emperor vibes 🤣

Kayla_from_delaware

Also, sex parties on a weird island. I wish I was fuckin kidding

Europoopin

70? Try 65 and that's me being reasonable. I'm like at this point tomorrow isn't promised. Folks of that age should stay home and play with their grandkids instead of making decisions they may not live through the consequences of. 🙃🤣

Tri-Sarah-tops

I also wanna make Lady Paine art… sounds metal af

Queen Sheila

Mrs. P, I need you to listen to me right now, I can't tell you how badly I need a T-Shirt that says, "SCOTUS are traitorous sluts." 😂🤣😂 This has to be my new favorite quote from Mrs. P!!! 😂🤣😂

Caryn Thiel

Hey I might just be leaving suggestions here… but I’m I guess going to say in the 07-08 presidential race the entire country was pretty aware after George W that a democratic person was going to win. I felt like the race between Obama and Clinton was so much bigger than the race between Obama and McCain. Maybe bank this thought experiment for a year or so. Something that’s honestly been on my mind. Mr. P has zero patience for the basically right wing Dems. Also lowkey didn’t know shit about Thomas Paine before this episode other than his name sounding familiar. So thanks!!!

Caryn Thiel

That is lowkey shirt-able.

Caryn Thiel

Third-ed. 🤣 and a rant after every 5th-ish page. Honestly could be a series in itself.

Caryn Thiel

I’m 37 and in first grade I was aware of what stains on a dress meant in 97. I was in grade school without internet. So maybe it’s always been awful

Evan is 6’11

I just watched Alex on “Are you Okay?” And I always forget he’s kinda tall. I think his ire about everything kinda gives 5’7 can’t reach the top grocery shelf, but he can, so he’s just genuinely mad at the shit in the world. And honestly, much respect 🫡.

The Trans Agenda (Bucky)

My favorite thing about history episodes like this is when y'all modernize what these people were doing. Like "oh my god he posted and @ed Washington" and like they're making TikTok stitches 🤣 It's so great

The Trans Agenda (Bucky)

There was a bit early on where I thought it was going super fast and had to double check that I didn't have it on 1.5 speed. It quickly resolved tho or I just stopped noticing

Kellsie Gregg

I am now a huge Thomas Paine fangirl