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Does This California Poop Doctor Hate Italians? | TMT 187 (Patreon)

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It's Quack Month and Mrs. Pearlmania's algorithm fed her an ad from a Doctor who's obsessed with fruits, olive oil and poop so naturally she had to investigate. This episode is wild as we discover an online store filled with supplements, beauty products and air purifiers to alleged anti-Italian sentiment.

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0:00 Intro - Pepe Pizzaria on poopie Dr.

4:44 The Strange Bannana Ad that started it all

7:41 Dr. Steven Gundry

8:53 Burning Man HBO Doc

15:00 Lectin Free Diet

20:04 What Can I eat?

41:37 Political? Dr Oz Enters the Picture

43:24 Sweet N Low Rant

51:00 What Can't I eat?

1:11:53 What Does Dr. Gundry Sell?

1:19:58 Why Does he have a beauty section?

1:24:41 Patrica Heaton Enters the Chat

1:26:41 Alex Takes the Gut Quiz

1:31:22 Gut Quiz Results

2:33:14 Gundryisms

1:35:27 He was on the Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

1:39:23 Alex's Verdict on Quack or Not

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Comments

Hootie_McBoob

So gundry said we can literally drink poison (alcohol) but not a damn potato. Dude can kiss all of my ass

artizzles

I got used to drinking unsweet iced tea with no sweetener many many years ago due to diabetes risk in my family, so now normal sweet tea or other sweetener taste weird/too strong. Also love the irony of listening to the yes/no list while eating my lunch of deli meat sandwich followed by a pint of ice cream (I'm stressed).

Brighid McGuire

they also have verb bars at thrive market!

Kyle

As someone who lived a long time in Lancaster County, it's Blue Ball, no s. And there is a lot of intercourse in the Amish community. Most families have at least 10 kids. So, it's fitting. No blue balls there.

AYAZUKI Yugi (綾月 遊戯)

And following any of his diet advice will give at least one person an eating disorder. [Edit to add] I follow Maintenance Phase podcast and they're practically specialists in EDs and quackery.

Chekhov's Dolphin's are Sentient

omg I wonder if pepe pizzeria is going to like the bag I sent along to the PO box... (prime odyssey prop comedy incoming because of boredom)

GracieyFaciey

Re: Pearlbabia’s Affinity for Ketchup I have a 3.5 year old who is also using odd foods as a vehicle for condiments. Her faves are Ranch, Thousand Island and Mustard. On the nights when the food is pushed to the side and she just eats dip with a spoon, my wife and I like to joke “She’s having the Soup Du Jour.”

President of the Fishbein Fan Club

I’ll take the bait 👩🏻‍🔬 MCT = medium chain triglycerides. They’re generally used for patients with GI disorders. Some people lack the enzyme needed to break down larger triglycerides.

The Trans Agenda (Bucky)

Oh I always love when y'all hate on ketchup because it feels so rare and I always feel alone in my hate. It SMELLS SO NASTY!! 🤢 P.S. I haven't finished the episode yet but this guy is definitely a quack

Pelicans are my favorite dinosaur

When my broccoli started growing and was just leaves, I scanned it with a plant ID app and it ID'ed it as cabbage. They are all cabbage!

JP

Former unsure pooper here! I would go DAYS without pooping, and it became such a problem that I would have to document when I did go. I spent years trying different things involving gut health, nothing worked. Turns out it was my IUD. Literally the day I removed it, I became regular again. So anyone reading this, if you're an unsure pooper too, that might be the problem 😂

Chaos, Bringer of

You have to go through Blue Balls to get to Intercourse? Story of my fuckin life dude.

Chaos, Bringer of

Also funny thing, apparently factories add the pulp back in after juicing the oranges to control how much there is in the bottle, so that's weird huh?

Hootie_McBoob

Alex is right though. As someone that has switched to a limited sweetener diet, a crisp Diet Coke or an iced tea with pink packet are my only drink options. Diet Coke when it’s available at restaurants and if they are a Pepsi restaurant I get iced tea with pink packet. If they only have fountain tea, then water. Because ew

President of the Fishbein Fan Club

The pigs have to be humanely raised but the cows have to be genetically modified. GMCs instead of GMOs. What the fuck are we doing here.

Post_Potato_Gluten_Free_Bathtub_Bolognese

Absolute banger of an episode title 10/10. Also an absolutely hilarious and insane notification to pop up while showing the salon owner something on my phone. God I love the chaos of quack month 🦆

HereForTheJillSteinBeef

That cauldron of tomatoes! Mrs P you’re not a solider of the soil. You’re a SARGEANT of the soil

Detective Dips

Ok so I’m definitely pro Libby and supporting your local libraries..however, it can take sometimes MONTHS for an audiobook to be available on Libby and I inhale audiobooks weekly…but I also didn’t wanna give my money to bezos so I now use the Libro.fm app to buy books! A portion of what you pay goes directly to a bookstore of your choice 🫶🏾

President of the Fishbein Fan Club

The craziest named shit I saw when I lived in Cali was To Hell and Back Lane in Rough and Ready, California. It’s really beautiful around there but it’s in the middle of nowhere.

Chaos, Bringer of

Even funnier, apparently you can have more alcohol than chicken because he recommends 6oz of alcohol but only 4oz of chicken

gimme that sweet sweet dopamine

I also have the celiac and the amount of times my husband and I are going to eat or he eats something that has gluten and he says you would hate this: every time. However, he does let me aggressively smell it, and sometimes I’ll something without glute, smell the gluten and pretend I am eating gluten. Not quite as satisfying, but it will do. Side note: started making my own gluten-free sourdough and people can’t tell it’s gluten-free.

Probably_walking_my_dogs

There was a cheesesteak place in Ewing NJ that had an Ostritch Cheesesteak special on wednesdays. It was fine.

Europoopin

I saw what you did there with your "rice and beans" Mr P. 😏

AugieLovesPenny

Reverse juice? JUST EAT THE DAMNED ORANGE

Europoopin

Also you're thinking of Boba.

Kelsey Eck

What I've gathered from this dude: just filter feed

DamnYouVodka

Yo Thousand Island is wild 😂😂😂😂😂

GracieyFaciey

Trust me, I am just as alarmed everytime she takes it off the shelf.

Peener_Weener

Loma Linda university medical center is operated by seventh day Adventists (which I believe you have covered an episode on). Located in Loma Linda California, which is where many seventh day adventists live. And where you can buy vegetarian hot dogs in a can, from the brand Loma Linda. Also the name Loma Linda is Spanish like much of California is. Sincerely, a person born and raised in the area and worked in the hospital

Elfishparsley

Mrs P turning into that guy from the Dog Show movie at 25min. Pine nuts, peanuts, cashew nuts that's a legume

Sarah

Like 8 yrs ago I was dealing with a mystery medical thing. Could not get a real doctor to listen to me. Was so desperate I ended up at a “leaky gut” type doctor. Not this extreme but similar. Because I paid out of pocket I did the diet. I lost so much weight and ate so little sugar I felt great. After like 3 months I was calling bullshit… but I ended up figuring out I needed a neurologist. They put me on crazy medications and told me do not change this diet. It will make it hard to figure out if small medication symptoms might be bigger issues. So I was stuck on this type of diet for like 2 yrs. It was more Mediterranean diet so luckily I had tomatoes and fruit. My hatred of this doctor radicalized me so much.

Beep boop

In response to the farm vs ocean raised shrimp, there is a legit thing about this also with wild caught vs farm raised fish because the farm raised are so crowded into such a small area that there’s a ton more waste involved! And wild is usually leaner with a lower fat content. Farm raised fish has higher omega 3 though!

ionlylikemydogandeventhen

My 11 year old listened to this with me on a longer car ride and would like you to know he rates this episode a 10/10. Only note is that maybe you could have said poop more often.

Mad Mads Kasperagus

How dare you tell me we have another weirdo from Nebraska. Why can't we have anything nice 😤

Tatianna Garcia

I also had a stupid amount of tomatoes. Made tomato soup and it was DELICIOUS

Tragically Optimistic Plant Lady

I want someone to put Dr. Goop Rocks on camera as it’s explained to him what the original purpose of olive oil was as he’s actively taking his “supplement.”

RFKjr_is_my_sleep_paralysis_demon

As someone who did his PhD in Food Science and Food chemistry on this topic this quack 🦆 just accidentally reinvented an even less fun version of the low Fodmap diet. That diet actually helps people with IBS so it’s unlike his diet in that regard 😅

That_Wokelahoman_Teacher

The nutritional gaps in this diet are BONKERS. Also, I trained as an herbalist (college and everything) and leaky gut is absolutely a hoax. The research is simply not there.

Carrie

which are also called pearls sometimes lol!

Carrie

I would starve on this diet (and I'm a type 1 diabetic! I'm used to the low carb life😅) The approved foods seem so difficult to combine into feasible meals. I wonder if the recipes on his website even follow the diet given the small portion sizes allowed🤔 I would enjoy a food idiot episode on this LOL

Gemma Gallucci

What is the delete me promo code I’m desperate

Overeasylikeyourmom

I'll be 100% honest. I thought leaky gut meant you accidentally poop yourself.... Huh. Learned something new

Gemma Gallucci

I recently made a friend who has really bad celiacs. We were at a bar where they sold hot dogs and she ordered one and told them to make sure she got a shot of pure agave tequila on the side. I said uh hey girl why are you doing that? And she said as long as she takes a shot of pure agave tequila right after, she can eat gluten and nothing happens. Sorry, not accessible for Mrs. P but I thought that was pretty interesting. She said she has no idea why and she found out by accident

Gemma Gallucci

@ Pepe in the future you can say Va fanculo which in Italian means fuck you

Bob Ferguson

What do you call it when someone sells vitamins as a side business? Supplemental income.

Snarkelupagus

Fellow ketchup hater 👋 I used to be enraged at school when kids would smear ketchup on their Halloween costume as fake blood. It smelled so bad all freaking day 😭🤬

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

This is a message to mio paisano Pepe Pizzeria the word to insult that would work best for that quack 🦆 who hates Italiani is bafangool! I know being away from the old country you might have forgotten. 😜

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

Btw, the rant about Sweet’N Low reminded me so much of my great-grandma! If a restaurant didn’t have Sweet’N Low on the table, she was NOT having it. I couldn’t stop laughing because that’s exactly who I was visualizing the entire time I was listening!

a_bitch_named_sam

Loma Linda is a full ass Seventh Day Aventist city and one of give Blue Zones in the world. It's a weird place because right across the highway is San Bernandino and the difference of health from LL to SB is INSANE.

Ari Yovel

If Alex is doing a podcast crossover tour, anyone else have a wish list for where they'd like to see him collab? I would give a lot to see Alex as a guest on Behind The Bastards

A. Starrett

You guys should check out The Outlaw Ocean podcast, by the CBC. It’s really interesting & eye opening stuff about the fishing industry.

Lemonboi🍋

Unfortunately this episode reminded me of the poop lady with the jilly juice who cause several people to die from "waterfalls" i.e. explosive diarrhea a few years ago. She was on Doctor Phil btw too. Also Snake meal all the way for me mostly (it's one giant meal, and yes I do have adhd if snake meal wasn't the clue /joke)

AlleiraDayne

Signore Pizzeria, let me teach you some Italian: Che cazzo?! = What the fuck?! Vaffanculo! = Go fuck yourself! Fuckadayou = Fuck you! That last one might be slang. Enjoy!

rissa_rainbows

When I was a kid I put ketchup on EVERYTHING, including apples (which Mrs. P mentioned that Pearlbabia almost did). And I watched my kid dip Cheerios (which had previously been in milk) into ketchup and eat it. 🤮 Toddlers are so gross P.S. my phone wants to autocorrect Pearlbabia into Pearl Labia and that would be a great, very niche, drag name.

autistic_labrat

Every time I have to deal with stool samples at work, the phrase ‘he hates a da poopies’ pops into my head now lol

Sergio50mm

“Loma Linda” means “Cute hill” in Spanish. Just FYI.