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As we near the end of season 1 of Pearlmania500, Mr and Mrs. P have on an actual accredited archaeologist on the podcast to discuss the Roman Emperor Commodus. But this archaeologist has a secret, a secret so devastating that the Pearlman's will never be the same again. Also, Emperor Commodus was played by Joaquin Phoenix in the Russel Crowe Gladiator movie. 

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Pearlmania500

Any nice comments will be screenshotted and shown to our guest tomorrow afternoon! So make them EXTRA NICE.

Erin

FELLOW UNC ALUM! GO HEELS! ((I love her already))

Riley Rose

I love how y’all are trying not to spoil the guest in the intro but you literally told us last week who the guest was going to be

Hellso

So excited to be listening to this but I’m also waiting for my partner to come out of the bedroom to tell me to turn it down after being woken up by Alex’s yelling 😂 I’m just over here trying to hear the wisdom of Magistra!

Witch Of The Waste

Loved the episode and love the expansion on pearlmania lore!

Moth_Goblin

Mama-mania500 is the best!

Short_Range_Attack_Chicken

Seriously I could listen to your Mom talking about the history of the Roman Empire for hours! I hopefully you have her on again someday soon. 🙃

Taydawspi

I personally (because there are no other people) would love to see His Name Was Dusk and Mrs. P team up to derail Alex’s topic again.

Spacey Stacey

I was gonna say "I'll see you Wawa and raise you a Sheetz." But then I remembered that Sheetz got rid of their tots and I'm still salty about that 😤

Spacey Stacey

Your mom is an absolute treasure. I'd love to hear her as a guest again.

Showmeyourhams

Wow can we please get more Mom podcast episodes?! I'm loving all of this!

ItchyN1pples

By far one of my favorite episodes.

Seacowofthedesert

Pearlbabia’s first words are gonna be ‘hey hon’

Smiling, nodding, didn’t get the joke

My Latin teacher was a Catholic School nun and she made us sit frame by frame through Hercules and critiqued it. I have seen this rage before. Also I will need future episodes from Magistra, as long as it doesn’t conflict with her excavation adventure. She was amazing!

JK

I love your username!!!! <3

JK

We stan a boys-mom constantly reminding her son that he married well. Love love love

DaniiRG

Can your mom be all of our moms?

Anne N

What a lovely episode

Ari Yovel

Can someone tell me how to make a custom name for my Hey Hun shout-out?

Anne N

The people demand more magistra, what a treasure

Janinemania500

As a fellow hater of the Beatles, I'm glad that I'm not alone. 🙏🏻

TwoRavens

Ave Magistra Pearlmania!

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

Bob was such a good guy! If you went to the cafe at their headquarters in Portland you could order yummy gluten-free pancakes and he was ALWAYS there on the weekends, looking exactly like he does on the labels, hat and all, wandering around and talking to customers and sometimes playing piano and just being generally charming. ❤️

QueerAFCanuck

We're gonna get a follow up from Magistra Pearlmania when she gets back from her dig, right???

Accidentally_Bought_This_Twice

Yo I’m still fuckin fummin because of that decision. If they take the boneless wings away I will riot

This Username is Already Taken

This was recorded on my birthday so I’m gonna pretend this is a VERY belated birthday gift to me 🥳

✨Sparkling Misandry✨

I just want to say that poll was unfair. I don't want to pick my favorite parent

Demolition Dormouse

So we agree, Magistra Pearlmania must be protected at all costs? Whomst among us will make up her Praetorian Guard? I volunteer as tribute.

SheetzGang

They still have Mac and cheese bites and popcorn chicken with the Dr. Pepper bbq sauce

SheetzGang

Way too much Wawa love on this episode 😤

Paige Morgan

I’m both terrified of your mother but also desperately need her to say she’s proud of me. I would’ve been SUCH a teacher’s pet in her class.

Radish The Drunk Bard Gnome from Wisconsin

I learned dont put in writing what you can’t share with your priest, your lawyer, your mom and your spouse. And I taught my son and all his friends that when it came to social media to.