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The Lunar Towers 17 A & B [POLL] (Patreon)

Published:
2025-07-10 20:22:15
Imported:
2026-06
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Poll

The Lunar Towers 17 A & B [POLL]

  • This is absolutely a misunderstanding. You are just doing that to avoid the fight. [Service Hǔ!] 54
  • This isn't a misunderstanding, it's an OPPORTUNITY! Time to prove her right, enthusiastically! [Give Hǔ the full service!] 353
  • Adventuring is a noble profession! Also there are two of us, and one of you. [Fight Hǔ!] 97
  • 2025-07-10
  • 504 votes
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Content

"Oho! Adventurers?! I’m so lucky! And just after I got paid, too! Hey sluts! Wanna do some Adventurer work? ♡Lady Yuánzhèn’s been super hard on us lately and this poor Tiger Guard hasn’t been able to go to the Pleasure Hall in Jǐnzhèn for MOONS...

So here! I got a “Help a poor, pent-up Tiger guard with your mouths” sidequest riiight there! ♡

How ‘bout this? You cunts give my cock some well deserved attention, and I let you pass without caving your skulls in! Win-win! ♡

An’ if you’re extra good, I’ll even throw a few extra coins your way! ♡"

Hǔ the Tiger Guard seems to have some deep misunderstandings about what your profession of officially license Jade Guild Adventurer is about... I mean, she's basically treating you like some Jǐnzhèn prostitute and offering you to let you pass in exchange for some "service"... Perhaps Yuánzhèn has some good reasons to be hard on her guards, honestly...

Now, the question is, how are you going to handle the situation?

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Comments

DevilsAd0cate

Shut down the polls! 100% for enthusiastic service! Haha

Megumax

I say give her full service. Maybe we can use the the extra coins later.

OpMegs

I voted for fighting her on the odd chance that like, "if we actually beat one of the people in here, we're obviously going to fuck *them* instead of getting fucked", because I can't imagine there actually being a non-porn option in the polls. It's a doomed attempt, but why not. :D

Maiev

Poor kite wants to do a proper chyoa but all we want is to get out brains fucked out. Maybe next time.

Chrissy

Agreed! Fighting is more fun.

Silver

Eventually we're gonna get a fight someday and be the one doing the fucking lmao.

TheKite

We'll have at least ONE fight xD

TheKite

Nah so far I'm thoroughly entertained with the winning choice xD

TheKite

To be fir fighting IS a non porn option there, it's basically a skip event here lmao

TheKite

We are never beating the "jade guild adventurers are just prostitutes" allegations

ColeD

Honestly I'm hoping we TKO Hǔ with Kitesona's unmatched oral skills!