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Dellamorte Dellemore (Patreon)

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2024-09-01 02:29:05
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Ho ho,
You think I'm above posting a video at 10:30 PM on a Saturday night just so TECHNICALLY I uploaded something in August? Well once again you've thought too highly of me! SHAME ON YOU.

Today we're looking at Dellamorte Dellamore (also known as Cemetery Man for people with no poetry in their souls.) I could not explain why, but this is just one of those movies that people constantly request. Who am I to deny the people what they ask for? ANSWER: I'll do what I fucking please!!!!

Luckily for you it pleases me to watch and discuss this movie, so like, I guess we dodged a bullet there. Some highlights include: A zombie motorcycle, a man eating superhuman amounts of spaghetti, and voyeuristic will'o'wisps. There is truly nothing like this movie, and I could not possibly hope to convey it's bonkersness to you, I can maybe give you like 2%.

I double dutch promise there will be lots of videos in september. 2? 3?! PROBABLY NOT MORE THAN THAT? Who knows!!

Yours in horror,

Mildo

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Previews only

Okay fine I will talk about Dellamorte Dellamore/Cemetery Man (1994)

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Comments

Barnaby Jones

Saw this one for the first time on Joe Bob’s Last Drive In a few weeks ago. Looking forward to hearing your thoughts on it, Mildo!

Josh Moniz

While I love that this film is genuinely original and it does the spooky bullshit I love, this film is also part of a hilariously specific subgenre of films from this era of "Dude is profoundly horny and think theat makes him deep and philosophical instead of desperate and insecure." There were SO MANY movies that basically boil their plot down to that back in the day. That being said, their respect and love for moldering skeleton is truly commendable.

Joseph Felber

I am a Patreon because I enjoy your videos, your style, your humor, and most importantly how genuine you are about your love for these movies - I have very little desire to watch any of these movies, but I will watch one of these videos however you make them - I do prefer the recap style due to this

Roz Mosis

If you're after other movies- presumably you've already seen Tokyo Gore Police? If not, you definitely should and it'd make a good video! Although I don't know if anything from that movie can be shown in a YouTube video without being demonitised immediately.

BestStressed

I can confirm that I do not enjoy watching horror movies, but I do enjoy watching your reviews of horror movies, so I feel confident that you are indeed delivering something other than a simple recap.

DegenCat

How on earth did this movie whose name means "On The Death Of Love" make it into English as "Cemetery Man" when "Necromance" was right there?

Mrs. Obed Marsh

Since you asked for recommendations in this video, may I suggest the computer game Slay the Princess? It's trippy and existential as well as funny, and it's an indie darling that would be good for your SEO.

Denise D

I'd love to see your take on the OG Salem's Lot miniseries, as the new adaptation is (supposedly) hitting Max next month! Who doesn't love a buck-toothed vampire?

GC

fantastic video as ever! Since you're taking requests--I'd love to see your take on The Reflecting Skin (1990). Haven't watched it in ages so this may be a Bad Suggestion, IDK