OMG AUDIO POLLLLLLL (Patreon)

WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE FIRST AUDIO POLL I'VE DONE IN A HAWWWT MINUTE I have been brewing and stewing and COOKING in the kitchen for these ideas so PUHHHHLEEEEASE get to voting ok luv yah mwah. DESCRIPTIONS OF THE AUDIOS BELOWWWWW!

Blue Collar

So, your sink needs fixing. You would do it yourself if only you had any semblance of knowledge on how to fix it. You could always YouTube it, but you know what's easier? Paying someone else to do it! She comes, and you can't help but watch the beautiful woman that is now in your bathroom, bent over, and repairing your sink... it's hot, let's be honest, being taken care of by a- quite frankly- muscular woman. What you weren't expecting was her awarness of your eyes scorching through the back of her head. You're staring, she feels it, and she has the confidence to point it out, tease you about it, and slide you her personal number... wait, her personal number?!?

"Give me a call if anything else needs fixing... ;)"

Bodyguard

You had just finished your show, the last one of the season. It was a rush, always is, coming off the stage. You feel like you could do anything, if only you weren't always greeted with the one most humbling face in your life- your bodyguard. She's stoic, always looks mad, and is a complete Debbie Downer. You know what she is good for though? Teasing. So when you ask for her help in the dressing room and just so happen to let something slip- like you've been doing for the past few months- you're surprised when she finally unloads her real thoughts. Her scowl turns into a smirk, her eyes looking down at you without a glare, she has nothing left to lose tonight, so nothing left to hold back when she tells you everything.

"You think I'm just going to sit here and take it?"

Argument

It started off small, like most of your fights do. You hadn't been seeing her as much as you used to because you had 'other friends.' People you hung out with that weren't her aren't really her business, and she's tried so hard to stay away, but after the third time this month you blew her off for these new 'friends' of yours, she blew off the rails. Hot with jealousy and betrayal, she lets every little thing slip, including the fact that she's in love with you.

"Are you messing with me right now? You can't seriously want to hang out with them over me!"

Campus Plug

You were so sick of it. The pressure, your friends, the constant disappointment of your failed relationships- all of it. You needed a break, and that's how you found yourself at the back of the campus in the early hours of the morning. Who was there? The campus plug, smoking something in the oversized sweater she's always in. You didn't mean to converse with her, she spoke out first- seeing how angry your strides were. She was willing to lend an ear, and let you bum some of her stock. A freebie for a newbie, she said, but in reality she just liked having you around- maybe more than she'd like to admit.

"You look like you need some company..."