[F4A] [EXCLUSIVE] Your Southern Neighbour Hits On You (Patreon)

You knew your neighbour liked to watch you, and quite frankly- you liked the attention. It was a mutual exchange where the two of you pranced around what you really wanted from each other. That's when she comes out in all of her southern charm, asking to help you with your gardening. When you decline, she decides that she's done playing games. When you're finished with those little doggy holes you're making in your front lawn, come on over and you'll get a nice fresh cup of lemonade and some aloe vera spread all over your back with some very experienced hands.

Throwing this at you and running away lowkey...

Egg lore, my uncles are farmers and made a comment one time when I was 15 that I sound more hick than they do which is crazy because they didn't even have internet at the time and spent their free time chatting in a broken down trailer daFUQ but I'm not actually 'southern' I'm just fucking Canadian and you can hear it sometimes but enjoy me cosplaying being southern where it somehow kept slipping into posh territory and I had to cut a million times and recalibrate the "southern."

This audio is kind of freaky... like really freaky. First thing she does is tell the listener to bend over and then proceeds to proposition them for sex (in a sly way, obviously) but like idk I guess I get freaky asf when I put on a southern accent! idk! lmk if it's good and I'll make more audios cosplaying the south...