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Ranking the Many GIRTHY Guns of the Aeldari - Warhammer 40K

On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric unveil the psyche of the Aeldari through their weapon choices. Who has the bigger gun? What are they trying to compensate for? Who are they trying to impress? Tune in to listen to fifth grade jokes and cool lore that will gain you respect for the Aeldari, Drukhari and Harlequin factions. SHOW LINKS: MERCH: https://orchideight.com/collections/poorhammer TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/poorhammer PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/SolelySingleton Brad’s Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/drruler.bsky.social Eric’s Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/onekuosora.bsky.social RELATED TO THIS EPISODE: Ranking Imperium Weapons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sDeGbrTeW8 Ranking Ork Weapons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2lHJAk8TQ4 MENTIONED THIS EPISODE: https://www.youtube.com/@slamsectortv TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Intro to the most censored episode 00:53 Brad's reviewing the Thousand Sons codex on SLAM SECTOR 01:24 Shuriken Weapons Explanation 03:31 Shuriken Catapult 04:32 Shuriken Pistol 05:33 Shuriken Cannon 06:20 Brightlance 07:48 Dragon Fusion Gun (PEAK NAMING) 11:22 Dragon's Breath Flamer 12:26 Fire Pike 14:02 Laser Lance 16:08 Lasblaster 16:42 Long Rifle 17:12 Scatter Laser 17:40 Deathspinner 19:56 Doom Weaver and Shadow Weaver 20:59 Spinneret Rifle 21:44 Shredder 23:55 Heat Lance 24:24 Prism Cannon 26:53 D-Scythe 28:39 Wraith Cannon 29:14 D-Cannon 30:22 Vibro Cannon 31:10 Star Cannon 32:30 Reaper Launcher 34:20 Neuro Disruptor 36:03 Shrieker Cannon 37:46 Haywire Cannon 38:37 Splinter guns 39:40 Splinter Rifle 39:57 Splinter Cannon 40:19 Splinter Pistol 42:05 Dark Lance 43:12 Blaster and Blast Pistol 43:41 Disintegrator Cannon 44:01 Liquifier Gun 45:09 The Ossefactor 46:33 Hexrifle 49:30 Void Mine 51:22 Final Thoughts Licensed Music Used By This Program: “Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY “Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY “First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY “Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright Free