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You're hanging out with your close guy friend when you confess that you're not 100% confident in your blowjob abilities. Talking about it wi

You're hanging out with your close guy friend when you confess that you're not 100% confident in your blowjob abilities. Talking about it with him, you start to wonder if it's just a matter of having the right teacher...

Hi! I ran into some issues recording this, and I feel that it could have gone in a lot of different directions, but hopefully you'll dig it. It's long, but I think necessary for the build-up I wanted and to have enough time for some reciprocity at the end. It is still mostly blowjob though, so be aware!As always when I do something very new, trying to embrace the uncertainty of it and just put it out there!Enjoy!august 🌨️Names Used: Good girl, sweetheart, baby, princess, slutty mess

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Jaz

IM READY

Melissa

SO READY FOR THIS !!

Ady

Yes!

birdie

ran did not walk to this

daniesdownfall

The way I KNOW this one is about to be good ASF🤭

Violet 💜

I've been waiting for this 😫😫😫

amanda

41 minutes we are FEASTING TONIGHT!!

Samaru

Ahahaha the popsicle stick 😂

N

happy bday to me fr 🥳

Little•Miss•Good•Girl

I am soooo excited to listen to this one omg! Let’s go ladies! 💗💗🙌🏻🙌🏻

wiggie

NOT THE ROCKET POP PLS

Cheyenne Dziadosz

I agree blue 💙 first place flavor. Red ❤️ very close second. 😆

Ynara

Dear future me, am I eating it up?

yanna

[Spit] call an ambulance, im deceased

sarah 💫

[bad jokes] as a tag is working in ways i never thought it would. AND THE POPSICLE?? very cool very cool Also yayyy ty for using my lil suggestion August, can’t wait to listen!!

sarah 💫

Happy birthday!! 🎁

kenna

I CACKLED PLSSSS

ariana

while I’m at work august?! boss makes a dollar, i make a dime so now i’m edging on company time

sarah 💫

the popsicle was a paid actor

kookie

40 minutes?? im locking in 🫡

kenna

41 minutes oh this is something serious

Veen

We have a great track record with audios that begin with popsicles. Let’s MF go.

Elle

blowda 💀

riri

Eye twitching like squidward after seeing the cover and the tags

Sparrowthehero

Snacking AND drying. I have been missing an opportunity.

kenna

AND THESE TAGS…..

Sunny

I CLOSED MY WORK SO QUICK

Ady

Halfway into this and you don't miss. Ik this prompt incited discussion, but for someone inexperienced, Speaker sounds like a respectful and encouraging person, not at all patronizing to F. I think this one will please a good number of listeners!

wiggie

thigh kisses have me rotating in place rn this is absolutely bonkers

Jinxdancer

The way that I’ve been waiting for this and now I have the perfect thing to listen to before bed 😩🥰

chai

happy birthday!!! 🎂🥳

wiggie

feeling very much “taquito at the 7 eleven” atm

K

Morpheus > Morphallus

Rya Li

Haven't even listened yet but love the pic lmao

Rya Li

1:45 soundin like that SpongeBob episode where he's Assertive and steals ice cream

Craw Daddy

and do you feel bonita?

Violet 💜

Oh wow 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😲😮‍💨😮‍💨😲😮‍💨😮‍💨😲😲😲😲🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 this was incredible jesus christ

Craw Daddy

The way I’ve been counting down to this drop and STILL missed the notif. Unbelievable I’m 43 minutes late to this masterpiece

Jinxdancer

Wow, not even 15 minutes in and I’ve had to pause to collect myself multiple times. I can tell this one is gonna be Top 5 for me.

wiggie

I feel bonita🤭😇

Deja

When u said ur a freak, all I could think of was "Is somebody gonna match my freak??? Need somebody with a good technique!!" LMAO

lolly

relatively newbie here - was scrolling through your page casually and got jumpscared by this, i’ve never been on time for anything!! hahaha it’s great though, thanks august :)

Luna

Blowda is crazy

Craw Daddy

“You can just get down there and show me where you want to be.” DON’T TEMPT ME WITH A GOOD TIME AUGUST

Lena ✨️

It's giving Colin Bridgerton "Im just here to teach you"

Little•Miss•Good•Girl

This was so incredibly sexy! It turned me on so much! I love your praises in this. What a masterpiece 🙌🏻😍🥰👏🏻

Thelnie

I can’t see strawberry milk tea normally anymore and now popsicles? Is nothing safe?!

Ynara

I am g o b b l i n g 🍴 If there ever is another Moany Awards, this is my #1 now, hands down. Going from [Banter] to that dirty talk is criminal. I missed the [Praise] when reading it the first time and well, you certainly did deliver. This was an experience.

Lambda Sitta

Four birthdays on the same day is WILD haha. Happy birthday, I hope you had a great time with whatever celebrations you chose 🎉

Ana

Easily top 5 best audios you’ve ever dropped

Arcaneqlim

Became a moan yesterday as my birthday gift and now I’m sucking a popsicle smiling silly.

sarah 💫

DONT FORGET ICE CUBES 🧊☝🏼

Jay

We’re eating popsicles tonight😻

Thelnie

I was trying not to- not helping, Sarah! 😭

Sade

August I stg you’ve infiltrated my brain 🙅🏻‍♀️ the next 41 minutes and 25 seconds will wreck me

wiggie

having my phone on vibrate when someone calls me gives me FLASHBACKS LIKE THATS SO RAVEN🫠

El

This hit

angelskin

lmao the popsicle in usa colors is taking me OUT😭

Zzzphoria

I literally had to stop just from hearing you lick that popsicle because I stopped breathing. Good lord.🎧✨

yanna

I’VE BEEN A NASTY GIIIIIIRL

Deja

No literally 😭😭 I love her so much and I'm so happy this is a meme now so everyone can find out who she is!!

Deja

@Yanna NASTYYYYYYY

Deja

I nutted before I could even finish this audio 😫✋🏾 it was so good, u got me out of jerking it rut I've been in due to an incoming period so thank u for that August my goodness 😚

Diane 🌙

My last coherent request, “hey Siri, play Lunch by Billie Eilish”

electra

the academic in me has awoken✨ I’m taking notes, i’m breaking out the highlighters and color coding, I will be getting an A in blowjob 101!

Sade

Can confirm: I’m wrecked 🫠

El

This is not only incredibly sexy but genuinely very sweet. Learning from a trusted friend is honestly one of the hottest experiences and can be an amazing confidence booster. The respect, care, and mutuality in this is top tier!

similanian

august ur such a generous n caring friend i almost tear up 😇 making himself useful n helping a friend with what she’s self conscious about is def what a good friend should do📢

amy

well god damn i guess im eating some dick tonight

Kizø._.Beanz

Lmfaoooo August with something in his mouth and still talking is adorable

pt_princess

I can't get over how good these audios always are but I'm also so curious about what gets used to make some of the sfx especially for eating out. Like how many peaches or other juicy fruits do you go through 🍑🤷‍♀️

Cheyenne Dziadosz

Have wondered the same thing. Would be a truly wild thing to see "the process"!!!

girlnextdoor

HOW MANY LETTERS IN POPSICLE?🎤🎤🎤

Becca

Yuuuuuup

mags

Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

👻 jho-st 👻

"I LIKE TO SNACK WHILE I DRY" ffs this guy is now my #1 fav in augustverse

sillypiggy

That was devastating. It’s the shaky breathiness that SENDS ME. Also once again thank you for the valuable insight, I took notes ✍️

isabella

i Just started but the comedy is already so good “i like to snack while i dry, is that a CRIME?” “you think i can’t have a popsicle without getting my towel sticky—ah, fuck, the bottom is melting—”

Craw Daddy

14:59? That ‘Look at me.’ Now THAT is what I’m talkin bout.

Lexapro

Headcanon this is the precursor to the ex FWB voicemail 👁👄👁

Grace

Happy birthday!!!

Grace

Happy birthdayyy

IttyLittyTittyCommitee

Mentally preparing myself to blush for the rest of the summer anytime I see someone eating a popsicle 🙌🫠

ArtfullyAngelic

I had such a shitty day and this was so worth the wait.

K_Dae

Me: *taking notes the entire time 🧐🧐🧐 LMAOOOOOO

MsMagey

Whew I'm hot for teacher y'all If it starts off giggly and silly, I know I'm in danger

Thelnie

Happy birthday!

ara♡ ⋆。˚

when he matches my freak ✋🏼🙂‍↕️🤚🏼

Lambda Sitta

SIX BIRTHDAYS ON THE SAME DAY??? This is WILD STUFF. Happy birthday Itty Litty Titty Committee and Eqlime 🎉. I don't know how many ways there are to say, "have a positive experience celebrating your anniversary around the sun" but maybe "I hope you both did something that'll make you happy today" will suffice ❤️🎂

yanna

and he’s somebody with a good technique 🫲🏻🙂‍↕️🫱🏻

xai !!

i think i physically fell apart at this notification WAIT

archnivrs

ngl i voted for this because i genuinely wanted these ‘tips’ and you 100% delivered, but i also loved the dynamic between these two characters? the check-ins and way he called her cute was so sweet omg

Lambda Sitta

Oof, I'm sorry you had a bad day, Jenerosity! I hope the rest of the week fares better

Sade

i actually lol’d when he said it 😭

Lina

Suckrates 🤓

adrian ⛓️

i needed that.com this audio checked off so many boxes for me, but the best part by far with blowjob scenes is just getting to hear you moan for uhhh long extended periods of time also it was very fun to recognize the themes that were teased in this month's dirty talk audio hehe

Lottie

This is so good. I suddenly have a craving for a popsicle.

Hannah_Joy

You know. I do like watching you service this popsicle. Film it next time will you 😂

archnivrs

yess especially the extended moaning while trying to focus on the ~educational experience~

kenna

“is somebody gonna match my freak…?” - speaker character, probably

Jillian 🌷

Oh my god the escalation. The flip from flirty to passionate. The PRAISE. This one was incredible.

Jillian 🌷

also THE ENDING!!!! August u will be hearing from my lawyer

Mo

seeing the banter tag and knowing it's just simply over for me like i'm toast . you should not be this good at bantering what the hell . see you all in five months i need to hibernate to recover

rachel 🍓

I’m gonna be so honest I went into this one ✨intrigued✨ but not entirely sure it would be for me… now on the other side I can say I’m a changed woman 🥵 This is going immediately into the regular listening rotation!!! No one captures a F2L dynamic quite like you, August!

sarah 💫

SAME i had a migraine and this audio literally cured it [NOT CLICKBAIT] i hope your day shaped up to be better!!

girlnextdoor

I need a part 2 where he teaches her how to service ✨herself✨ w/ [mirror] [holdinglegsapart] [whisper] [praise] as tags plz There’s my bold comment of the day bye

Foxanna

THE softest, sweetest slow transition into MDom I think I have ever heard (also stickiest I suppose 😂). Just a beautiful dynamic shift. I love how we go from “erm, yeah I’ll have a actual blow job I suppose” to “this is the hottest thing to ever happen to me” energy in such a natural feeling way. Also, incredibly hot. Part 2 plz! 👏 👏 👏 Side note: What happened to the popsickles?!? 😳 are they just melting on the rug or did they finish them? My OCD brain cannot let this go 😅

sarah 💫

This was truly everything I could’ve hoped for aND MORE August omg. I’m extremely very super biased but this was. Like I’m so. I need time to process bc my brain is fully melted but what i CAN say is: THANK YOU for embracing the uncertainty and trying out a new kind of audio bc it paid OFFFF‼️can’t imagine what trouble you ran into with this one bc it sounds just. PERFECT. The jokey vibes in the beginning genuinely made me laugh so much, and the popsicle noises?? So so curious if any popsicles were actually harmed (?) in the making of this audio bc it sounds SO real. Also: the pun-off was gold and the best i could come up with was: narcissuck🪞

bestieplstryquinn

The slow slide from goofy buddy to “say my name” was immaculate

Beth

Immediately my new favorite

R

I had to pause this cause cockrates made me laugh too hard

sarah 💫

I thought he was gonna say “teach you to suck dick i will” in a yoda voice or something

Jada M

im like so behind on audios bc life is v busy!! But im glad i decided to listen to this one tonight to just clear my head. I actually really love when these are kinda long since you build such a great scene and preface the relationship btwn listener and speaker so well!! “Look at me when im talking to you” and “good job” are killer in this~ and speaker just enjoying whats happening is so good i think its a nice change of pace :3 it makes the service at the end feel all the more intimate and earned just aaahhh great work!! Thanks so much for this!! Excited to tackle my backlog from the past couple of weeks :3

Renèe

Blue flavour supremacy 😚

Pomme G Seeds

As someone who previously Hated the idea of giving head, this has made me into a believer. So hot, so good, so sweet, you simply don't know how to miss!!!

L

The audacity of this man to call out my oral fixation 😝🥵. Every second was a true self indulgent masterpiece. From 30 min on...😵😵‍💫☠️🥹.

angelskin

i wouldnt be too sure. the tip's giving french 🇫🇷 now that im REALLY looking at it. start pledging to croissants

Mara

Blowda was insane sksksksks

essie ✨

the puns? the praise? the spitting??? good girl? that’s my girl? baby????? say my name????????? 10/10 no notes

Fox

Not me moving my finances around to go back to funding this man. Society is doomed if he starts promoting cult ideologies

TruelyBlue218

Anyone else craving a popsicle? And I have to know,fellas. Does a blow job in a cold mouth feel good?

Fox

I’m sorry to double comment but it got nasty so FAST… theres 30 more minutes??? Is this a guidance kink unlocked. A tutorial kink? Is this healing the part of me that never was told “you’re ok” when learning to ride a bike? Help

katsu

Thanks for being our Suckstitute Teacher

Steph

I loooooved the scenting so much. It’s so under appreciated - the injustice lol !! Also it seems you voiced this character a little deeper which I think fit perfectly and made him sound a bit more mature. I also loved all the reassurance bits especially when speaker reassured listener that he was just going to hold her head but not push it. It’s a subtle thing but adds so much to making this pairing come off as comfortable and speaker being someone safe for listener to try things out with 🫶 thank youuuu August for another great one ✨

roxy

I still have yet to listen but I’ve had a terrible week at work so I’m soooo looking forward to this 🤭 living for the slow burn and bad jokes tag, we love a goofball in this house 🥹

guilty_ofloey

having flashbacks to something that happened that involved popsicles and blowjobs

guilty_ofloey

CAN I JUST SAY the last 10 ish minutes are a literal masterpiece

guilty_ofloey

will be back when i’m more coherent

Sisyrinchium

Another “I- Uh- woah-“ moment but now I’m just like “Wow..that just happened..”

diana

Blushed at 8:51 like omgggg stahhppppp 🤭🤭

Deja

LMAOOOO Missed opportunity 😭😭😭

Deja

Literally that's why she sniffed him lmao

malika🌻

omg 41 minutes (!!)—look at the feast tbh. The banter at the beginning is so fun like yet again it sounds like such a natural convo between best friends. It’s still neat how you can establish ‘this is the relationship these two characters have initially’ quickly in general tho I loved having more time for that here (especially with how super realistic it makes them going from instructional to passionate feel). Them complimenting each other, her kissing his thigh, and the ‘is that okay’ after the first ‘good girl’ were so cute. Why are they cute? The breathier and breathier instructions and eye contact as they start getting carried away like wow, wow. And how sweet was the pause and the check-in when she first choked? Gahhh. I don’t think I realized how hot facefucking could be until this month’s Dirty Talk and this. And the moans as the character came (especially the one at 29:17? I’m calling my lawyers)?? omg??? And idk if you got closer to the mic for the line “come here, come here” after, but my reaction to that sudden, perceived proximity let’s me know I will be calling my other set of lawyers if there is ever a binaural audio. All the ‘baby,’ ‘sweetheart,’ ‘good girl’ and ‘pretty’ comments as he just ruins her as a thank you were gahhh [2] (also, so, so hot that she still wanted something of him in her mouth during that and so, so, so hot hearing the character say he wanted her to teach him next). Sarah came through with this premise as did the banter, buildup, SFX, and these character being hotties. Thanks for making this!

malika.

Hope work gets easier on you super soon, roxyyy!

DivineFeminine

OMG what an audio 🫠 August, this was sooo well done. I really enjoy that you try new things in your audios but it’s insane how you exceed the mark so effortlessly. There really is power in softness. The attentiveness and check-ins are always so tender. M’s tone in this was so effusive & sensual as he’s talking her through it, she unselfconsciously leans in with ease. I love the well-paced build-up and how his tone changes as he starts to give in. The eye-contact and thigh kissing were my favorite but the “say my name” over and over towards the end was diabolical 😮‍💨 The banter in your audios never misses, Blowda is definitely my favorite but Professor Sex-Xavier does have a nice ring 💀

Emily

damn ok blowbi-wan

sarah 💫

akajsjdj whippin out that lightsaber 😩🪄

Tindra

🗒✍️

kaspr

my heart did a little !!!!! at the ‘throat training’ tag omfgg

Deja

Pls I didn't even think of this LMAOOOOO

kenna

Sarah u deserve an award for putting this idea out into the universe and suggesting it

Arcaneqlim

Gemini’s best hooray( twerking twerting

Arcaneqlim

Thank you so much dear lambda sitta 💕💕💕💕🥹too happy to say anything

sarah 💫

Kenna 😭🥺 🫶🏼 I’s just doin my job as a winter soldier 🫡❄️ Altho in retrospect I almost regret it bc this audio is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life

Rose S.

SERIOUSLY 🫠🫠🫠

Arcaneqlim

Genius genius genius

Onnie

- just coming out of the shower and wearing only a towel WHOEVER GAVE YOU THE RIGHT 😫😫 cause that image threw me into outer space I swear - the popsicle sounds felt like a callback to the Too Hot to Touch audio and the ice cubes (I love Easter eggs 🤓) - I absolutely cannot with the puns. Literally had to pause the audio to get my giggling under control before continuing - the smooth transition from “i hope this won’t be awkward lolz” to “we are WAAAAY into this and we dgaf” was 👏🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻👏🏻👏🏻 - Freud would have a field day if he saw how this audio fired up the part of me that loves being a perfect student 👩🏻‍🎓 - I just go nuts over how natural and organic the build up felt. When speaker first showed how he was really into this, it was almost like it blindsided me and I was like “Welp he really is enjoying himself” lol - let’s add the “you’re so pretty, holy shit” into the trademark list??? - at moments I literally wondered if the listener actually didn’t need “lessons” but really she just wanted to jump her friend and him coming out of the shower in only a towel did her in lol - someone give him the Oscar for best SFX already jeez - really August, your brain is a treasure cove of ideas so protect it at all costs 🫶🏻🫶🏻 Anyways, I’m off to take a walk around space cause I’m going to need a lot more than 10-15 minutes to cool off after that

Nue

Send help pls 😫

ell

Not gonna lie, oral in audios is often my least favourite thing to listen to, I'm not entirely sure why but I think it can often feel a bit disconnected for me? I prefer when both characters are more actively participating in equal measure and getting pleasure together. That being said I knew I was gonna enjoy this regardless because you are one of the only VAs whose oral performances I enjoy, you're very good at keeping that connection between speaker and listener, plus you're great at keeping things moving/changing things up before it feels repetitive. As always the banter is top notch, so many terrible puns, I was groaning/begrudgingly laughing out loud so you nailed that. And obviously your dirty talk game is top tier, duh.

nini

you’re so millennial wasian in this

alisha 🌱

one of my favourite things about your audios is how safe i always feel when listening to them, and this one feels like the ultimate comfort audio thus far! i love how tender and thoughtful speaker is~ his goofiness, constant check-ins, and praise has me falling for him 🤭💖 i already know this will be an audio i'll be revisiting frequently~

similanian

august plz do a reverse version when he’s the one who gets self conscious abt his oral skills.it’ll be a perfect sub scenario.pretty please 🥺

river

girl hahahah

ryuiii

I knew I wouldn't regret paying for this subscription.😎😎

sophie

i’m cooked this was incredible

Ruth Hope 🩷

I have transcended. I am no longer human (which is a book by Osamu Dazai that I want to read lol). I am so happy. I have so many thoughts. I wish I knew more languages so I could express things with even more words than the English language is capable of. Suffice it to say, I gotta go collect my thoughts as best as I am physically and emotionally capable of, and then I will return with a much more articulate and in-depth comment 🧳🛫

Ruth Hope 🩷

"begrudgingly laughing out loud" yes!!

Dafina

Yooooooo a fellow deepspace hunter, happy birthday 🩷

Ynara

Found my peopleeeeee

Ynara

I would've 100% believed you bought popsicles for that, that's crazy

roxy

That’s so sweet of you ✨ thanks Malika 💐

Rozelin

More August lessons please 🙏🏽 🌧️

Jinxdancer

Omg you’re so right, headcanon accepted

Dafina

It’s safe to assume that August has ruined completely every single chance of me hearing another VA. Who the hell can top the immaculate praises, the gobsmacking “look me in the eyes”, the immersive acting or the pristine SFX? And don’t get me started on the worst part of it all. I’m such a simp™️ for this man’s laugh you have NO idea. It’s the type of laugh that makes you blush like do it again pls 👉🏽👈🏽 SOMEBODY PUT ME DOWN BEFORE I DO SOME HEINOUS ACTS nd thanks for coming to my TED talk 🙂‍↕️

mimi 🌻

Looking forward to going mindless after this fucking train wreck of a week, thank you for your service

Jinxdancer

Okay I had to come back just to share some of my favorite one-liners from this, in no particular order: -“use your words” -“look at me” and “eye contact” -*makes her ask to take it out* *has the audacity to say PLEASE 😩* -“good girl”, “that’s my girl”, “sweetheart” -“that’s so cute” -“you’re so pretty” (there’s just something about being called pretty over anything else that does it for me every time) -“say my name”

Chanel

i havent listened to the audio yet but this comment made me cackle ahahahahahaha

rosiex77

40➕mins … ur spoiling us

Heather

Wow this is amazing. Your audios are so good and I think part of it is because your voice is so casual and your words are casual. "red, let's goo" you sound like you could literally be having this conversation and it's not like acting or a character or putting on a deeper voice or something to seem sexy. Gives an authentic quality lots of VAs don't have.

mimi 🌻

The softness and the praise of it all really stole the show in this one for me oh my god it made me start tearing up because of how comforting it was. Such a treat and exactly what I needed, thank you August !

mimi 🌻

Yes!! I 100000% agree with you it's so comforting and tender and ugh really nice to see esp with all the stigma/expectations irl about giving a bj. The check ins but also explicitly having the speaker clarify that the hand on listeners head is just because they like holding their head and not to push them down on it was just chefs kiss.

Lambda Sitta

I'm sorry you had an awful week, Mimi. Maybe the weekend will make up for it!

mimi 🌻

Aww thank you lambda! It's not shaping up too well so far but 慢慢走慢慢做 (slowly walk slowly work for the literal translation but I trust you get the vibes) yk

Lambda Sitta

Oh no! So many people seem to be having tough weeks. It must be really frustrating when the bad part of your day is WORK because that's where we spend so much of our time and energy. Hopefully, it's a one off, and next week is better ❤️

mimi 🌻

Manifesting this energy for me this summer and any other listeners who want this ✨✨

mimi 🌻

No fr the guidance / talking you through it is elite and undefeated and I will die on this hill

Lambda Sitta

Yeah! I totally got the vibes! *Quietly sneaks away to close Google Translate* /playful Well, you know what they say, there's usually another tomorrow where you can try again ❤️

mimi 🌻

Stop at first I thought this said clit ideologies and I was like 🤷🏻‍♀️no clue what that is but I agree

mimi 🌻

Forever indebted to you for this suggestion have my first born please (esp in this economy) (I don't have a first born)

mimi 🌻

Wait no come back here, you were onto something! You can't just ! Put that ! In my head and then leave !? Come back 🗣️🗣️

mimi 🌻

Oh absolutely I am a firm believer in everyday being a fresh start, and lucky us this audio will be here to catch me if I fall again and again, although I do run the risk of falling just to have this catch me... Thank you for the kind words lambda hope your weekend is everything you're hoping it'll be 🤍

guilty_ofloey

HEHEH it was SO FUN i still think about it when i see popsicles — sticky as hell tho 👀☀️

wiggie

actually a little bit wild that there wasn’t even a WHISPER of penetrative sex for the month of may and it was one of THE most fulfilling months audio wise?? wouldn’t have pegged myself to be an enjoyer of solely head/making out/fingering audio but i am convinced this man can do anything and I will blush and crumble🫠 augusts brain?? huge, unmatched, intelligent, freaky, best in the business, more praise more praise more praise etc etc etc. AND we got a song cover???? may has treated me well and so has august THANK YOU🫵🏼🤭

mimi 🌻

No like genuinely had me gagged

mimi 🌻

ATE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

秦词

It should be illegal when he’s talking soooooooo dirty one second, and the next second he goes “you okay?”. NO MY SWITCHY BRAIN IS NOT OK IT’S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE 🥹🥹🥹

Crowkeeper

This was such an amazing combination of fun, reassuring, hot and educational. I loved the dynamics between the characters and was so pleasantly surprised by how comfortable and natural the situation felt. I didn't expect it to be so...erm...easy? This probably sounds a bit weird, but I am not sure how else to describe it. I would have thought a situation like that would be pretty nerve-wracking, but it was not like that at all. The speaker was so understanding and reassuring while remaining very sexy and fun. There was absolutely no space for any self-doubt or shame, or any negative feelings in general. I am actually shocked. This is now definitely one of my favourite speaker characters.

hc

my photo on here isn’t grogu it’s actually baby blowda

hc

on the real though, this was fantastic August. I totally understand your nerves around putting yourself out there with something new but oh my god this was a masterpiece. I didn’t think 40+ minutes of delightful, funny, hot, mind/body-melting could be this good but it was?? The situation you put the characters in was so surreal but the pacing and flow of the action was perfect and I was immediately immersed. Thank you for sharing your very hot talent with us once again, this is definitely going to be replayed many times for me (but which audio of yours isn’t lol) 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Rose S.

This is an unbelievably hot audio about one of my favorite things in the whole world and I’m just— whew. Thank you, August, you absolutely nailed this. What a dream. I immediately got indignant on Speaker’s behalf when he said no one had ever kissed his thigh before going down on him. UM? EXCUSE ME??? How is that POSSIBLE, how could anyone RESIST, if he needs such negligence redressed at any time my number is—

yanna

NAHHHHH HAHAHAH

Emily Dawn

Not me taking notes 🤓

essie ✨

this whole list, i had to pause it multiple times and sit in silence for a second to collect myself he can’t keep getting away with this (he can and he should)

K_plays_bass

When I voted for this, I wasn't aware it would be so pun-laden hahaha (I do appreciate the silliness though. The best sexual experiences incorporate humor, I think)

Adria

Lol perfect 😂

june

wait why is this so accurate

anna

iirc i first found you via the tutor audio so my headcanon is that this is that guy it made me think actually, you have always been great at this but your audio mixing and all the little details and general vision/acting/writing has truly improved so drastically, always impressed, u are the goat as per usual

guilty_ofloey

THISSS ALL OF IT “use your words” 🫠

EssJay

Top tier as per ushe. Loved the smelling. Feel like there was a missed punportunity to reference cocksicles though.

phonons

Who gave you access to my diary?! This audio is fucking scorching. From the moment you said "I like to snack while I dry", I was completely enraptured. The way I could picture this M's damp skin with a few water drops on his skin and one or two rolling down his torso... I 🫠🫠🫠 If I knew this M IRL I would have the biggest crush on this dude. Call me Penelope Featherington. I'd be such a flustered mess. Dangle a silly goofy guy in front of me and I'm done. You know when you read a book or watch a show or movie and you develop a crush on a character? That's me right now The delivery of "I know what I like" in that lower tone that makes you pay attention. I... No thoughts. This audio is a gold mine of one liners. It's hard to pick just one 🫠🫠🫠 Also, the way M was trying to get an idea of what F would be into at the beginning and that kind of shy "do you wanna spit on my cock?", just... Speechless What your voice is doing starting at 30:20. See y'all in Valhalla shiny and chrome✌🏽 The way I had to bury my face. I could feel my cheeks and ears burning. The way I picture M getting close to F's face while fingering her and her sucking his fingers. I... Yeah. So, I'm definitely a different woman now 🫡

phonons

Happy birthday!

phonons

Omg yes! I thought of this too

phonons

Happy birthday!

malika🌻

ia ia you said this so perfectly! Like this scenario could have been ripe for instances of intense self-consciousness and nerves (like you mentioned) for the F character. But, instead “easy” is totally fitting here. The M character with his reassurances over her comfort before they start, check-ins, friendly banter, how gently he makes suggestions, telling her he won’t push her head down on him, and straight up telling her there’s nothing to be self-conscious about—it’s like you’d hope to have someone as kind as this character in a situation like this lol.

daahling

The bomb pop for the audio image...🤌🏽. I'm not sure why, but I'm scared to listen to this audio. 🫣 And I'm sure everyone is NOT taking notes. 🤓📝😅

sarah 💫

Guidance/instructional kink is REAL the lack of guesswork and the clear, direct communication just gets me 🫠

🖤odile🦢

The banter feels organic as usual--to echo someone else's sentiment a few comments above, I think that sexual acts are best with a healthy infusion of humor. Honestly, I've been told enough times in the past that I talk too much or that silly jokes are a turnoff in sexual contexts, but I still firmly believe that humor only enhances the experience. In that sense, [Banter] is always incredibly validating in your works. Thanks for that 🩵🤍

twillow43

“You gonna gimme that mouth now?” I perished.

Dafina

How do I put it nicely, but… Could someone explain what kind of flavour is pink? Like… Cherry and Strawberry are clearly red. Watermelon, red Cantaloupe? Orange-ish Peach?! Light orange It’s a tomato? Raspberry? RADICCHIO?! I’m going crazy. I’m like an ape that suddenly gained consciousness. Is it guava?! Fig?! I’m shaking the bars of my enclosure as loudly and violently as possible. Dragonfruit?! LET ME OUT. Please don’t let it be beetroot. WHAT KIND OF FLAVOUR IS PINK?!

amira malak

cherry is red, strawberry is pink obvioouusslyyy. those are the starburst flavours.

amira malak

alternatively, pink could be bubblegum flavour.

AugustInTheWinter

I usually don’t know and I try not to think about it—but I think the pinks I like are usually strawberry or watermelon (if red is being taken up by cherry) or in an ideal world, a cream soda kinda vibe

ari

woke up feeling very “girl who is going to be ok” the morning after i listened to this audio

ari

it’s always so funny to me (in a hot way) when acu characters sniff each other. listener said LET ME GET A WHIFF OF THAT 👃

Lambda Sitta

ARI, I'M CACKLING 🤣🤣🤣

Madi

Can I just say, I don’t usually comment, just enjoy from afar, but I wanted to let you know how much I appreciate the accurate and realistic amount of time you give the girl in these audios to cum. In a lot of other audios, the other person cums in like 1 to 2 minutes and it can be disheartening for us girlies that take a bit longer, no matter how skilled our partner is. So thank you for being aware and considerate of a good portion of the female population! Love your audios so so much ❤️

ari

also third comment sorry i don’t think anyone has mentioned how absolutely freaky crazy bonkers the praise during the fingering was. i couldn’t even process the words anymore i was aghast

ky❣️💌🌷

that part was so freaky nasty (affectionate)

ari

nevermind a bunch of people mentioned it but my point stands.

Sydney 🤍

A king among men, my god

Thelnie

Add oil, Mimi!

wiggie

“please don’t let it be beetroot.” is so desperate and so fucking funny

Thelnie

The Cult of August sounds like the greenest cult to exist. I guess I wouldn't mind.

girlnextdoor

TY ALSO THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE HERE Hehehe

phonons

I... 💀

em

i acruallt cannot stop listening to this.

sonnyangel

Ive never commented but seriously this audio is a little too good Firing a little too many neurons. The groans and praises while also telling me what to do ??? Now youve outdone urself

mimi 🌻

加油 indeed ‼️

Lauren (the one with the cat)

Finally got a chance to listen, and thank you @sheshe for previewing the audio and giving me the green light that it would be comfortable for me. August, a less considerate VA would have been far too blithe with the setup, but I can tell that you took the time to do this right. The slow buildup was necessary, and thank you so much for not teasing the listener when she was vulnerable. You were goofy and poking fun at yourself, and that was adorable. You made a brilliant choice in the dialogue to assume that she intended to use a popsicle as a prop so that she easily has an “out” if she’s unsure. But of course she explicitly states that she would prefer to use you. Even then, you didn’t immediately get to it and intentionally kept the pace slow so that you both could make sure nothing felt weird. Checking in to make sure your hand being on her head was ok was great, and then, “I’m not gonna push or anything”…THANK YOU 👏 Loved the coaching about body cues, and you gave feedback with praise and encouragement. The conversation at the end was sweet as well, and I really believed in the chemistry between these two characters. This is why you’re one of the best, and again, I truly appreciate how thoughtful you were in this script.

big fat thock

Besties I had a horrible few days at work and all these "good jobs" were embarrassingly satisfying 💀 great work as always August

Rose S.

YES I love this too! There’s a question on OKCupid that’s like, “How important is it to you that your partner smell good?” and a lot of people’s responses are almost indignant, like of COURSE it’s important their partner have the objective, moral quality of Smelling Good™️. It’s confusing to me. Not to be a freak (I am), but if I’m attracted to you then I’m going to like how you smell. That’s just how it is. What is that question even?🧍🏻‍♀️ Anyway yes I deeply approve of this feature in the ACU. The real ones get it (“it” being a good whiff)

ari

@rose YES normalize smelling your partner after they just got back from a long run

c80-kiNz

the silliness in the beginning, the instruction, the praise, the reward at the end... just 🤌💋 p.s. i'm still holding out hope for the tailor audio and will continue to harp on it in the comments so it doesn't get forgotten 😏

ari

IT’S A BAD IDEA ME AND YOU 🫵🏽

Thelnie

Yes! And orgasm length is one of the first things I noticed way back when too. From the time it takes when speaker hints that listener wants to come to the actual end, there is so much time to actually get there and it's so well done.

fran

“you have a nice voice” hey that’s my line! 😕

sarah 💫

@ari Listener went full thin man from Charlie’s Angels 👃🏼 and I’m here for it!!!! @rose s. 100% agree, it makes total scents 😏 that someone’s smell would be a big part of attraction!

ari

@sarah jesus christ sarah.

Rose S.

lmaooooo, you're both perfect, I love it here 😇

sarah 💫

https://imgur.com/a/LubPmHh This is my new favorite Speaker Character ever, my god. I’m an absolute sucker (no pun intended) for a goofy man in a towel just rapid-firing puns (altho cmon, red is the best flavor 🙂‍↔️✋🏼). You’ve mentioned before that BJ stuff can feel indulgent for speaker (totally fair), but imo your characters always “indulge” in such a MAJORLY reciprocal way. Like this guy is literally teaching her how to please him and it still feels like SHE’S being spoiled?? That’s the August Special 🍽️ I think this one hit especially hard bc your speaker characters are usually so so invested in what listener wants (which is GREAT!! and good and important and awesome!!) but this new angle of him saying everything HE wants and likes, exactly the way he likes it, while praising her for doing it was just….utter perfection. The playful, teasing vibes were off the charts here, you went silly goose mode 3000🪿The gradual transition from “lmao I’m blow-da” (teaching her the head-i way??) to “look at me when you talk to me” had me gobsmacked, I actually had to pause the audio there to collect my brain cells. The praise, the drOOL!!, the check-ins and gentility, the clear instructions, the “aww”s and “you have a nice voice,” just. GOD. love the way Speaker got really specific and told her what *not* to do as well as what TO do and as everyone said, the reassurance, sense of safety, and slow pace when he facefucks her was ELITE 🏆 I literally cannot choose which lines/parts to highlight bc they’re all amazing perfecto brilliant but specifically the “look what you turned yourself into for me huh?” and “I want you fuckin losing it” was like?? UM OKAY???!! Mission accomplished!!?? Special shout out to “Yeah you’ll have to teach me how after. You know, when you can talk again.” Laughing, crying, throwing up, etc. I had high hopes for your execution but this truly blew my mind to infinity and beyond 🚀 you handled this dynamic with such care and grace as always! thanks for trying something new and for all your hard work! 🫶🏼

Ady

Thank you for this amazing suggestion 🫶

Ruth Hope 🩷

1000000%!!! Sarah you always say exactly what I'm thinking and this is no different! You truly did something elite when you suggested this audio idea!💡 Also, head-i 😭 may the force (of this audio be with us all 🙌

roxy

Ok I’m gonna have to wait till the effects of my brain melting through my body have worn off to form a coherent thought but I just want to say the “mmhmm”s at 30:30 and 34:34 hit so deliciously different 🫠💖 (hope we get more of those in future audios) and all the praises after speaker finished got me a little feral ngl 🫠

lexi

the praise in this was so so hot and genuine it brought me to tears. you’d have to pry my membership from my cold dead hands

Lambda Sitta

SARAH, THE MEME IS KILLING ME 🤣😭

H.

The words of affirmation girly within me was in complete ecstasy. She ate this up. Actually no, she gobbled every second of it like it’s the scrumptious meal there is. This might have opened a new kink for me because I went feral for this audio. The praises were sooo good. This audio was hands down one of the best one. He was reassuring, calm (the way he guided her with care), education and SUPER hot. I could feel the hesitation at first but it was because of his soft caring voice while teaching her, suggesting ways to go about it that made it seem not just doable fun enjoyable too. I never thought I’d enjoy an audio solely head and fingering. This audio didn’t even made me think about anything at all. I was so drunk with the praises, the way he’s teaching me while he himself was losing it, and getting the same pleasure in return. AUGUST YOU OUTDID YOURSELF ONCE AGAIN. (this is actually dangerous and quite thrilling for me, all these new doors of desire I never thought I have being unlocked)

Ruth Hope 🩷

Hope things at work get better soon!

MsMagey

Your Canadianness is showing through with that pink cream soda mention. Pink cream soda truly is superior and I've gotta Uber Eats myself some for today's relisten of this 14/10 audio, so thank you for that reminder

MsMagey

I'm not taking notes. I'm just going to listen to it until every second of this is permanently etched into my brain

MsMagey

I usually send weirdly through analyses of new audios to my bestie when they drop but this week he got: "August released a new audio that has changed me as a person because it's like a religious experience "New material from any of my VAs or writers make me do happy little claps when I see the notification because I have no impulse control and it's always going to be great but like "I am speechless, or as speechless as I can be, which is exactly this much" Followed a few hours later with: "My brain chemistry is different and I am born anew" My main point is that I'm being completely normal about all this.

alterniflora

I was not expecting the popsicle to be plot-related 🤣 restraining myself from writing a thesis about how good this is. There are so many clever details that show how much you thought about crafting the dynamic. I was running and had to stop and stare at the ground for a good 10min. The writing is so good, it's completely disarming. The pacing was perfect . Even starting with a shower just shows a complete understanding of what would make someone comfortable in this scenario. The above is true of everything you make, but this one brings out all the feels. I appreciate the thought that goes into this, and how safe the audios/this space in general feels. Also, I love long ones with lots of banter -- I frequently return and listen to only the beginning banter bc it makes me smile. Anyways this deserves an award 🏆 🌻🌷🌹

guilty_ofloey

Dafina i love the way ur brain works 😂

Lambda Sitta

I'm sorry you had a crummy past few days! I hope work is better next week and the weekend helps you recuperate

alterniflora

SARAH the meme 😭😭exactly how I felt. There is so much to be said about this one. It should be analyzed & studied. Bless your reviews

Vikzn

i can't form proper words because the praise melted my brain. ecstasy, that is all

hc

RADICCHIO I’m dead

essie ✨

may really had [Slow Facefuck] to open the month and [Throat Training] to close it out. mouthy mdom may, indeed 💖💖

Jinxdancer

Honestly, this is a prequel to ex-FWB voicemail 😂 so now we just need to see what happens between then

dell 𐦍

the "blowda" yoda comment at the beginning was such a good bad joke i felt it in my soul 😂 the rapid fire jokes just about killed me and the rest brought me back to life i absolutely love this character this one had me kicking my feet and twirling my hair around my finger and giggling for sureee. loved the praise and maybe i'll even be taking some of this character's advice 😏😂

guilty_ofloey

headcanon that listener character actually DIDNT NEED the blowjob lesson but just needed an excuse to suck this nerd off

Rachael

Came here to say this lmaooo

Rachael

It is canon in my head that there is a part 2 and its listener being so fucking into sucking dick now that she bothers him for it all the time and he kind of makes fun of her for it in a degrading way like as a joke at first (within the scope of their friendship, nothing that would actually be mean to her) but then she’s super into it and he’s like oh fuck IM into it and then we get the nastiest most degrading talk from august through another blowjob/ball play into him fucking listener into next week with the degradation/humiliation august talk because he’d be so nasty Jesus fucking christ sorry I’m gonna go listen again because I’m losing my mind August this is so fucking perfect and makes my mind clearly wander, I’ve already listened to it 6 times 💕

makenzi

I wish I could write a thorough breakdown about what a masterpiece this is and why, but my brain is just making microwave sounds. Strong himbo vibes? Immaculate. Flawless. He’s an angel and he deserves the world. And several more blowjobs. But like… can you imagine Suckrates over here and the Valentine’s dom tag-teaming the same girl? Because I can and it’s brain-melting.

Ady

This is the dirty talk 13 neighbor 🥹 being considerate towards inexperienced F while being filthy to neighbor F who's on the same-ish wavelength 🥹

isabella

turns out i never finished the audio. the man said "earn that fucking cum" and i fucking died

Sydney 🤍

Big apologies for the second comment, but a part 2? 🥺 the summer vibes and the praise in this was fantastic

milaaa

why tf do i stay blushing at ur audios😭 … you actually can’t keep getting away with this. i’m down bad fr 😩

Rose

I really wanted to come here and write to express all the reasons why this audio is so incredible but my mind

Liv

As someone who has not actually had any sexual experience, this was not only hot asf but also really helpful???? I’ll have to update my mental catalog to reflect some of the tips in this audio cause 🥵🥵🥵

Elise

THIS ABSOLUTELY

Arcaneqlim

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹have fun playing

guilty_ofloey

“while we are sitting here in our disbelief do you wanna spit on my cock?” is SUCH A WILD LINE

Thelnie

I keep coming back and wondering who made the decision for a cream soda to be pink and why.

Rachel

this was so good and sweet and hot and felt so…safe???? beyond just like being a praise kink girlie (though, yes, duh) there’s something very healing about this as someone who’s been with multiple guys who have said they think blowjobs are too degrading… you can have mutual respect and care and admiration and consent and still give head!! this is a prime example!!!!! anyway sorry to overshare but appreciate you sm and if you ever decide to quit your day job maybe look into becoming a sex therapist?

Rose S.

SERIOUSLY, I love this Speaker’s sweet goofy filthy mind 💕

sarah 💫

YES omg exactly Rachel! I’m 100% with you, so many ppl view blowjobs as degrading and “selfish” (which again, is understandable) but it can be done in a mutually indulgent, safe and consensual way! I think too, August’s content has such a reputation for being super respectful, safe, and like, OVERTLY consensual hahah which definitely helps the overall scenario feel more mutual than selfish.

sarah 💫

omg..free use oral friends?? *head* honchos?? turned absolute filthy freaks that go positively berserk I SEE IT I SEE THE VISION 🫨😵‍💫

Koko

Straight to the Greatest Hits album

JanuaryEmbers1313

Gooosh this was 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

samrassic park

Pink lemonade is my favorite pink flavor! Especially for popsicles

PS

Holy fuck. This was flawless

Elise

I’m gagged by how good this one is…pun intended of course

L

OK so I've listened to this for the second time (jk more like 10x). This has me *feral* 😵‍💫🥵 . Giving pleasure is my kink, and you hit every point in this audio. Every time I listen, my brain is just 🫠🫠. "Such a sloppy slutty mess" "good girl" "earn that cum" "show me, show me, now swallow" 🫠😵🥴☠️🥵🥵 Someone fucking sedate me!

fran

it’s late. i couldn’t get this out of my head. i don’t know if i can quite articulate just what sets this one apart from the rest but i’ll certainly try and yap about it. first of all i have to get it out of the way: did they finish those popsicles orrrr?? no but seriously lmao something about this speaker feels so safe and intimate but also like, sort of fresh or bold. the established friendship is obviously so important here but it feels so maintained throughout in how speaker is going about the whole thing. the instructive element the entire time was basically perfectly done, and it stayed closer to true instruction than to commands. the tone remains very close to someone giving any kind of (sfw) instructions, and combining that with the actual material being spoken creates an incredibly dynamic scene and contrast. the straightforwardness and honesty from the speaker is so real and raw. the tone of the praise is also weirdly like, not sexual?? if that makes sense at all. like the “good girl”s sound like genuine feedback which is a funny thing to focus on but it was so special because i feel like somehow that is a little more impactful for me than if it were more sultry or whatever. not to make it about me but i think desiring praise in everyday life can be unfulfilled if received only sexually in tone, so the sort of regular tone makes it feel really affirming. that makes no sense probably and im delirious from the late hour but anyway. i still feel like i can’t really explain just what it is, but i think this one is gonna stick with me for a while. some lines do very much deserve special attention, but i think most of them were shared by everyone else in the comments !! the whimpering was cuckoo bananas and had me blushing. that ending… absolutely insatiable. what a freak <3

Ady

With all due respect to Speaker and your points... where do you meet those guys... asking for a friend 🙊

oiul

My god this character!! There’s such an intimacy with this one I cravedd to kiss and make out and I’d finish from that 🙂‍↕️

Lizzy

YES, we have a club for the tailor audio, we meet on tuesdays. the Spies 2 peeps join us bc they got booted from their meeting place and we have room

Koko

The highlight of this for me is his trepidation at 24:32 when he asks if she’s wet, and his desperation after she presumably nods. Sating his physical need isn’t enough— he needs to know she desires him as he much as he does her i.e she’s not just another warm mouth for him to use🧎🏻‍♀️

Stawbebbi

I really appreciate this one. Starting to think august just isn’t human lol. Either that or I just have absolute crap taste in guys haha. The vulnerability and communication here is so pure. I originally was skeptical with imagining this one, but then soon was giggling and my mind was able to go to a safe space enough to relax.. and to me that’s SO important. The praise is on point, I mean this is pure talent. Thanks August <3

ky❣️💌🌷

first and foremost: i am a student, love to learn, life's a classroom, etc. THIS WAS SO YUMMY. i actually love the setup for this one so much omg. it’s pretty natural and casual and sweet and love that she has agency, she’s the one who makes the moves bc she’s the one who wants to… um. practice. and he’s accommodating and reasonably hesitant until it’s really really established she’s comfortable. plus regular check-ins, the very nice, casual, hot but genuine kind 😭 i haven’t written an essay about it in a while but i always trust you to handle concepts that, idk, need to be handled sensitively. i mean, you’re a person, i’m not saying you’re never gonna do anything wrong, but you’ve proven to always approach things w care and consideration and that’s so evident in how we readily feel comfortable giving you insane suggestions like bj lessons lmao - goofy friend……………… what’s up - blue IS a flavor thank you - “you’re gonna get popsicle on my sheets, licking it all dainty like that 🙄” - “i know what i like, so…….. i know how to treat this popsicle” surprisingly sound logic - he is so gentle i’m going insane. - “hot. you have a nice voice” jaw droppdt - thumb. lip. help - “aw, that’s good, resting your head on my thigh” 🥺 - the spitting. even just him instructing her to spit is 🥲😀🥰🤸🏻‍♀️💖✈️ - “aw, that’s so sweet” i’m screaming. - “are you smelling me? 🥺” i am SCREAMING. - “you’re so fucking pretty, holy shit” 😀 - i feel like we haven't had like, heavy heavy heavy heavy [2 min later] heavy praise like that in a while. i’m like in shock u r loco in the coco for going no-PIV this month and it’s even crazier that both were so, SOOOO GOOD. i shouldn’t be surprised, actually. sorry for being surprised i should know better by now!!!

Rozelin

Hey Siri, play „Lunch“ by Billie Eilish 😋

fran

reading this with a fully functioning brain this time around and wow it makes zero sense

Demoiselle

The popsicle commentary was hilarious AND sexy, how do you do that so well? Also, the moaning and heavy breaths were soooo hot omg please And thank you so much for this audio. I didn’t know I’d be paying for a bj masterclass when I signed up for the patreon haha

milliegrant

the way i would listen to a whole hour of just banter if august made it

ky❣️💌🌷

TED HEAD TALK. head-i way 😦 also as always, get out of my brain, stop reading my diary, we are having the exact same thoughts 🤭

Amelia S

“….after i eat u out again” TOO GOOD 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Alyssa

90 seconds in, and this dialogue has me weak in the knees already. As a romance author... *taking notes*... ✍️✍️✍️ August, your talent for perfecting the balance of storytelling, intimacy, comedy, and sexiness continues to astonish me; authenticity while telling a compelling (and extremely fucking hot) story.

Alyssa

Yes! He said so in an AMA! :)

nikolais 6th abs

Thank u! i listened to it afterwards gotta catch up on all the other ones :p

Ady

This speaker and the friendly neighbor are excellent advice givers... um. Would you consider doing an advice column as a SFW? 🙈 I think you would be great at it

kira ✨

hii this is so random but i felt the need to tell you lol: i really appreciate your content and i feel like i might be a bit niche in terms of your demographic so anyway: so i love audio stuff and have been into it for forever. long story short i came to the conclusion i was a lesbian when i turned 21 and felt a bit strange using mtf audios bc of it, eventually got over that and then once i started seriously dating my now girlfriend i stopped listening to any audios, this was toward the beginning so i’ll say it was almost a year ago since i last listened to anything so tmi but i have an incredibly inconsistent sex drive and when i get super stressed out (ie: i just finished my senior year of undergrad, writing 2 20+ page research papers and working part time 😵‍💫) i kinda just. hermit myself and its often incredibly hard to undo, esp when my gf and i both are busy and it requires me mentally prepping to do anything intimate (recently we decided it might be a good idea to at least plan it for a day each week and go from there, just in case) so i was like maybe i should explore audio again bc that seems to help me out with feeling inspired and generally more interested in sex (bc when im in hermit mode it almost never crosses my mind and makes me feel kinda #broken 🧍‍♂️) and so like. thanks to finding you on a whim on the gwa reddit ive started to reinvigorate my sex drive (and got off 4x in a row bc of your stuff, which never happens to me, usually once is enough) so like. all of this to say thank you for creating content bc i’m still navigating being in a serious relationship and how my sex drive ebbs and flows and ways to aid myself in not hermit-ing 🥳🥰🫶 if you read all of this: thank you and i am so sorry to overshare lol 🏃🕺🫣 xoxo

june

so real im not ok

Thelnie

oOooh advice would be so neat!

Thelnie

Thanks for sharing with us! I have a feeling many of us have similar stories of jump starting their sensuality and exploration with August's audios.

Stawbebbi

YES! I had completely forgotten about the jokes by the end because.. well.. 🙂‍↕️ but THE fReakin’ dick JOKES KILLED ME! hahaha

kira ✨

yeah!! it’s cool to rejoin a community, i missed it 🥹

zade

I had no idea what this would be like going in. Coming out of it, oh my god, this was mastercrafted. There's no other way I can put it, the level of quality and care you put into these absolutely blows me away every single time. You're a legend ❤️

Thelnie

If I ever come across a subtle August reference in a published book… 😱

💕💁🏼‍♀️🍭

Omg I had this exact thought!! And what a coincidence with that being one of my favorite audios 😍

💕💁🏼‍♀️🍭

It’s like a teasing mhmm, but in a skilled, knowing way. With undertones of primal, desperate encouragement 🫠

Agatha Li

1000% that's been me over the last 6 months 🙋🏻‍♀️

Ava

I love this character 💓💓 such a sweet audio

Katznboots

Staying subscribed for like the next ten years just to keep listening to this one over and over.

fedu

I need a part 2 so baddf omgg this is really good

WildLavender

Tell me why "Want a popsicle?" broke my brain. I simply cannot move forward with my life. Fr, my dog is watching me stand in my living room malfunctioning.

Anna 🌺🦕

So I listened to this when it was posted and TODAY I was driving through the drive thru at Taco Bell and thinking about blue raspberry freezes, yk, as one does, and I could not for the LIFE of me remember why the phrase “blue is a flavor” was playing in my head. I was like wait where did I hear that recently??? My brain came up with nick from new girl as a theory but nope! turns out it was here! Mystery solved ✔️

PlantKittyWitchBaby

I’ve been away from my husband for two weeks and he is getting destroyed when I get home. I’ll have him send you a thank you card.

erin 🤸‍♂️

IS SOMEBODY GONNA MATCH MY NASTAAAYYY!! IS SOMEBODY GONNA MATCH MY FREAK??

fedu

Frr

whiskey 🍒

I just tried to listen to this on the bus on my way home, and for the people who listen to August in public... Unwell, the lot of you. How on earth do you keep your composure? I felt absolutely feral. For August -- This kind of M character and set up are one of my favourites! You're so talented with dialogue, plot, and shifting tone and mood! Thank you for your craft! x

PlantKittyWitchBaby

It helps to wear a mask so no one sees my face responding. This was my audio accompaniment for a recent museum tour. 😅

L

Those moans, sighs, sucked in breaths...gets me so feral 🥵🥴

Deja

IM SO HAPPY SOMEONE ELSE MADE THIS JOKE LMAOOOOOO

moira 🎃👻

There should really be a limit to how many times you can listen to this audio before it’s deemed unhealthy 😂

baggyhaggy

I third this!!❤️

ExxoticPoett

😂😂😂ooo..love the museum listening seems so much more forbidden.. Mines is in traffic and anytime im shopping❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

oniwife

just subscribed, first audio im listening to on here, safe to say I’ll be staying lol

Thelnie

I know it might be rough out there today seeing all those rocket pops, US peeps, but keep it together!

Winry

Welcome! 😊

M

‘Suck this nerd off’ is so funny hahahah

guilty_ofloey

fuck this guy is so cute and then he’s so hot !? what a nerd i’m in love 🥰

katsu

A special lesson from the headmaster

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I often listen during walks, so no one can perceive my facial expressions long enough for it to be a problem. Because I am gasping and saying, "fuckkkkk" aloud 🙈

whiskey 🍒

@Gabriella @ExxoticPoett @PlantKittyWitchBaby are all harmonizing in the key of "Stronger" by Christina Aguilera rn

em

how do i always end up back at this audio….

erin 🤸‍♂️

also not this being extremely informative and helpful… august you’re a true man of the people

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2024-07-26 06:49 Bring back giggly August, I'll put my life on the line for him

Bring back giggly August, I'll put my life on the line for him

whiskey 🍒

There are too many lines in this one that changed my brain chemistry from the first listen. "Take what you deserve, sweetheart"? "That's my girl"? The brat-taming-to-good-girl venn diagram is crazy.

Sammy

something about this audio just scratches an itch

Winry

This feels like “It’s Too Hot To Touch”s older brother. ❤️

Catherine

I have a severe issue w this audio bc I do not like giving head but this has made me fiend for it 😞

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2026-09-22 05:00 From the twisted mind of Mr. Augustine Inthewinterington 🤪. Respectfully, maybe you *are* weird, maybe you *are* a weirdo a la Jughead. You have so many fully realized characters living inside your head and are cultivating more all the time, it’s a wonder you can sleep at all (sappy sidenote: truly, I can’t imagine having this much going on in your head during your waking hours only to have designated Brain Off time be when it really goes wild. I hope you’ve been sleeping more soundly recently 💗). Anyway, this goofy motherfucker has totally derailed my evening plans, I need him so bad omg. I admire your restraint not having the Speaker say, “BO-YOINGGGGG!” when Palpapeen was finally revealed. Or an applause sound effect, like I would have had in my head. I looooove giving blowjobs, love kneeling at the altar of St. Cock. It was really fun to hear what is (hopefully) going on in the other person’s head and made me realize how much more feedback I’d like to get during the act. I also appreciated the comment about cute being sexy. I’ve been called cute a lot in my time, and it has historically made me feel desexualized. You can imagine how heartbreaking that was/is as an aspiring slut. This has helped me recontextualize the word a bit. If I had this audio happen to me (yet another fantasy you’ve plucked from my psyche, I *will* start sending you invoices, buster 🤨), I’d absolutely have fewer hang-ups about the word. https://imgur.com/a/ffpJWlF I can’t speak to anything that happened after you said, “you let me train you so good, baby”, I lost consciousness. I’ll be back with more thoughts probably (if my brain allows it, I’m so scared of the last nine minutes). Thanks, August!!!
2024-07-31 00:17 From the twisted mind of Mr. Augustine Inthewinterington 🤪. Respectfully, maybe you *are* weird, maybe you *are* a weirdo a la Jughead. You have so many fully realized characters living inside your head and are cultivating more all the time, it’s a wonder you can sleep at all (sappy sidenote: truly, I can’t imagine having this much going on in your head during your waking hours only to have designated Brain Off time be when it really goes wild. I hope you’ve been sleeping more soundly recently 💗). Anyway, this goofy motherfucker has totally derailed my evening plans, I need him so bad omg. I admire your restraint not having the Speaker say, “BO-YOINGGGGG!” when Palpapeen was finally revealed. Or an applause sound effect, like I would have had in my head. I looooove giving blowjobs, love kneeling at the altar of St. Cock. It was really fun to hear what is (hopefully) going on in the other person’s head and made me realize how much more feedback I’d like to get during the act. I also appreciated the comment about cute being sexy. I’ve been called cute a lot in my time, and it has historically made me feel desexualized. You can imagine how heartbreaking that was/is as an aspiring slut. This has helped me recontextualize the word a bit. If I had this audio happen to me (yet another fantasy you’ve plucked from my psyche, I *will* start sending you invoices 🤨), I’d absolutely have fewer hang-ups about the word. https://imgur.com/a/ffpJWlF I can’t speak to anything that happened after you said, “you let me train you so good, baby”, I lost consciousness. I’ll be back with more thoughts probably (if my brain allows it, I’m so scared of the last nine minutes). Thanks, August!!!

From the twisted mind of Mr. Augustine Inthewinterington 🤪. Respectfully, maybe you *are* weird, maybe you *are* a weirdo a la Jughead. You have so many fully realized characters living inside your head and are cultivating more all the time, it’s a wonder you can sleep at all (sappy sidenote: truly, I can’t imagine having this much going on in your head during your waking hours only to have designated Brain Off time be when it really goes wild. I hope you’ve been sleeping more soundly recently 💗). Anyway, this goofy motherfucker has totally derailed my evening plans, I need him so bad omg. I admire your restraint not having the Speaker say, “BO-YOINGGGGG!” when Palpapeen was finally revealed. Or an applause sound effect, like I would have had in my head. I looooove giving blowjobs, love kneeling at the altar of St. Cock. It was really fun to hear what is (hopefully) going on in the other person’s head and made me realize how much more feedback I’d like to get during the act. I also appreciated the comment about cute being sexy. I’ve been called cute a lot in my time, and it has historically made me feel desexualized. You can imagine how heartbreaking that was/is as an aspiring slut. This has helped me recontextualize the word a bit. If I had this audio happen to me (yet another fantasy you’ve plucked from my psyche, I *will* start sending you invoices 🤨), I’d absolutely have fewer hang-ups about the word. https://imgur.com/a/ffpJWlF I can’t speak to anything that happened after you said, “you let me train you so good, baby”, I lost consciousness. I’ll be back with more thoughts probably (if my brain allows it, I’m so scared of the last nine minutes). Thanks, August!!!

Hannah 🌸

24:35 for future reference for myself

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2026-09-22 05:00 Shaking like a leaf, I finally came back for the last nine minutes... You're demented. On what planet did you think this audio wouldn't go quadruple platinum in our headphones??? The last nine minutes took an ice cream scoop to my brain. The last nine minutes are so good, provide so much pleasure, August, you may just be outlawed by your local government. Or at least put onto the drug schedule? I don't even like this much niceness, but goddamn this Speaker has left me speechless. The giggle after the messy sheets joke is EVIL. This Speaker is a life-ruiner 😨
2024-08-05 01:35 Shaking like a leaf, I finally came back for the last nine minutes... You're demented. On what planet did you think this audio wouldn't go quadruple platinum in our headphones??? The last nine minutes took an ice cream scoop to my brain. The last nine minutes are so good, provide so much pleasure, August, you may just be outlawed by your local government. Or at least put onto the drug schedule? I don't even like this much niceness (edit: this was a lie. August, you changed me 😖), but goddamn this Speaker has left me speechless. The giggle after the messy sheets joke is EVIL. This Speaker is a life-ruiner 😨

Shaking like a leaf, I finally came back for the last nine minutes... You're demented. On what planet did you think this audio wouldn't go quadruple platinum in our headphones??? The last nine minutes took an ice cream scoop to my brain. The last nine minutes are so good, provide so much pleasure, August, you may just be outlawed by your local government. Or at least put onto the drug schedule? I don't even like this much niceness (edit: this was a lie. August, you changed me 😖), but goddamn this Speaker has left me speechless. The giggle after the messy sheets joke is EVIL. This Speaker is a life-ruiner 😨

whiskey 🍒

yeah, they might need to start regulatin' this place like they do with my adderall, this stuff's gettin' a lil too good 🤨🤨🤥

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I am not convinced August isn’t a vibrator that made a wish to become a Real Boy, making audios by day and servicing his owner by night, so he could be closer to her. He’s simply too good, there’s something fantastical happening in this space ✨

Samaru

The extra August laughs make this audio top tier for me 🤭

whiskey 🍒

"A vibrator that made a wish to become a Real Boy" has been living in my head rent free for days, omfg

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I do not see an alternative! I'm a #vibratortruther 🤨, and I will not be silenced!

Freja

God this is me so bad. Wasn’t listening to this audio because I thought it wouldn’t be my thing but oh my god he makes any situation amazing

Lena

Bruh.

guilty_ofloey

it’s your fault now if i smile to myself like an idiot every time i have a popsicle (i always get red flavor)

slug

omg this is such a late reply bc I'm relistening to this and reading older comments. I'm also a lesbian! i relate a lot to this entire thing so heavily, it's crazy... just wanted to share that you are definitely not alone!!! august is too good at his craft. he became the only nsfw audio person I've listened to since he started uploading, and i used to consistently listen to a bunch over the past few years. for me, his audios kind of transcend sexuality, and especially the issues i have with my libido and intimacy. but yes, just wanted to tell you how much i related! hehe

Kizø._.Beanz

They in the same friend group and it's the same listener

Kizø._.Beanz

I feel like he's using the fact that he's instructing us so he doesn't have to admit how bad he wants itt like "Give me what I want" "you gonna give me that mouth?" "finallyy" like all show how desperate he is and he gets away with it because he's "teachingg"

HeroofBowerLake

I really hope you can't see how often I've listened to this. It's SHAMEFUL

kira ✨

stop you’re so sweet to comment and it’s comforting to know it isn’t just me!!! 🩷🩷🩷 totally agree with your thoughts about transcending sexuality 🫶

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I came here after hearing so many of y’all talk about this, fully expecting to get the usual top tier work from August, but, I mean…. Phew, this is better than I expected. I stopped functioning for the full audio. This is just delicious. The build-up, the instructions, the PRAISE, my goodness 🔥😭

natalie

if I got praised and dirty talked like this while sucking d, I would go absolutely crazy omg

Kizø._.Beanz

The fact that he sucks the popsicle how he likes to be sucked off

Agatha Li

@ Gabriella, Peen-occhio 🤥

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Today I realized that the reason (for me) the last third feels like being beaten by a thousand angels is that our beloved sweet, crooning, taunting pouty voice just *doesn’t stop* for like….. twelve whole minutes. It’s like putting my brain in a microwave, sarah 💫 🤪

Bri

Whewwwweeeee. First new audio I have listened to since being back and it has confirmed every reason I came back a million times over. Fantastic and completely realistic interaction between the characters. The change in the dynamic between the characters by the end. Consent all over the place. Suuuuuuuuuuch good acting. Top tier. Speaker character in this was adorable, listener character had a tonne of agency and the dialogue was really natural and fun to listen to. I love the 'lesson' trope in general and it was done soooo well here. Experiencing how your partner reacts to what you're doing to them because you want to make them feel good is hot AF so personally I loved that it was a (very informative) BJ lesson. Plus all the moans and shaky breathing were lush. The last ten minutes are sooooo sexy, especially when speaker character initiates oral sex on the listener character. Despite the fact that they're already well and truly stuck in lol there's some serious seduction going on from speaker character and it's so sexy. And the little spit at 33.48 🥵 fuuuuck. It gave me shivers. This will be a repeat listen for sure and the only person who will perhaps enjoy its effects more than me will be my husband, who sends on his thanks 😂

Jess

Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum.

aliyah

the bashful, gradual escalation into him dominating the listener is so 💝💓💞💘💓💗 14:59 “look at me when you talk to me” in that gentle but no-nonsense tone always makes me blush a little!!

aliyah

the whole instructional thing is making me think of a TA dom audio…. maybe around the average midterms/finals season, haha…. (please don’t call title IX on me!!)

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Quick one, the thumb squeeze thing, I heard of that too, but I thought it was the giver squeezing their own thumb? Can someone verify for me?

sarah 💫

HAhahha omg yes I was gonna mention this too, it’s the other way around I believe! At least….. in my/other ppl’s experiences, it helps a lot when you make a fist and tuck your thumb in to squeeze ✊🏼 handy tip!

sarah 💫

Palpapeen is perfect omg Gabriella ur mind 🙇🏻‍♀️ Also YESSS to the “cute can be sexy” line 🥹 as a member of the Baby Face Club, I have definitely had to fight the urge to wrinkle my nose a few times when being called “cute” 😒 it’s a struggle for sluts in cutie pies’ clothing 😔

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Thank you 🥸💗. And I have definitely offered a "thank you" through gritted teeth on at least one occasion😒... Third Date Breeder has also helped me reclaim/redefine the word...a little lol

Rose S.

When he’s hard again right after coming: “Somehow, Palpapeen returned.”

Rose S.

‼️‼️‼️

jade

i think i love you

kio 🍸

listening to this again (listening party today)

kio 🍸

I believe this deserves a part 2 (i won't survive)

gojoflakes

if this were to happen i’d bust on the spot 😂😂😂 (august pls take notes)

gojoflakes

can’t even count how many times i’ve come back to this masterpiece SEDATE ME

amy

if this is what friends do, then i should find more friends

Caitlin 🩷🌻 (chappelmoan)

“Do you like watching me service this popsicle?” Why did that make me blush harder than some of the actual filth on this patreon. What is happening.

isabella

fourth this! 🫶🏻

S

morpheus= oralpheus

Hela✨

I’m new here but, I keep coming back to this audio 😭 it’s so good.

Ethel M.

I saw this gif recently and immediately thought of this audio https://imgur.com/a/HUWkHrg Ralph Fiennes in Strange Days, which is a pretty great movie

BizzyGoodGirl

Gagdalf? ... I'll see myself out. 😳🫣

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Genuinely teehee'd getting your notifications from this one this week as I have ALSO been thinking of him 😁

ky❣️💌🌷

🫵🏼😭 someone was liking my comments so i came back and was reading the new comments i hadn't seen yet! but that doesn't matter, i don't need a reason. like i said, love to learn, life's a classroom, sometimes ya need to revisit the material 😌

Meowoo

This is the Spank therapy sequel for me, the “lesson thing” between friends is so……..delicious🥹

Eva Luna

help I neeeeed someone to teach me how to give head idk I forgot 🫠🙃😵‍💫🤤

Eva Luna

This is so cute (sexy) and I love the teaching dynamic, the characters just feeling and enjoying each other and I love that sense of deriving intense pleasure from their partner's bodily response. And the little breaths and sighs as the speaker gets more carried away, that tone of impressed satisfaction that she's doing so good. I'll just be over here melting and grinning like an idiot while I savor this for the rest of the day 🥰

S

oo that's gụd

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I made a mistake of listening to this at work and I’ve been unproductive for the past 41 minutes 27 seconds

truffle

morphallus

S

we really all took this writers room to the next level. good job everyone

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

This is literally the best thing I have ever heard on the Internet ever. EVERRR! So fucking hot and intense. How the hell does he do this?! Every. Single. Damn. Time. 🤯 "Of all the Patreons, on all the platforms, in all the world, he walks into mine..."

bee

I just relistened this few hours ago and I still can't move on. I'm getting soft for the Soft MDOMS I really do and I can't fix it haha. All I hear in my head is him saying "Good girl" "sweetheart" "baby" "princess" and all that soft talk. I want to bang my head against the table let me be free from this or I'll end up begging for more sooner or later 🤺🤺🤺

raspberry98

Omfg why is this my first time seeing this I NEED HIM😃

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

🎵 Now Playing - Teach Me Tonight by Dinah Washington 🎶 I have been wishing a few of my favorite audios “happy birthday” in the past several weeks, and this is the first wish that holds a host of secondary motives beyond simply celebrating how great I think this one is. It’s a birthday comment Trojan horse in which I get to smuggle: 1) celebration of one year of listening to you saying crazy things through my headphones, 2) discussion of how mind-blowing the blowjobs always are but have been lately especially from a safe distance, and 3) the importance of soft audios during hard times. Before I get to any of that, I must pay the compliment toll (giddily, easiest part of my week). The Blowfessor has a special place in my heart as a proud member of Fellatio Freak nation (sarah 💫) and devotee of the Goofy Cutiepie. Over my many revisits, I’ve come to appreciate how this functions similarly to Spank Therapy for me. This audio is very comforting! The foundation of that comfort is the lived-in, most comfy sweater quality of the relationship between S&L. When you chose the color of the day from your magic prism that only refracts white hot F2L light, you choose Sweetie Blue Razzberry Pie! These two are so so sweet to each other, perhaps the sweetest F2L pair? That sweetness is demonstrated in all the instinctual ways they respond to each other (head resting on his thigh, thumb on the lip, lightly sucking thumb, kissing thighs). They offer so much unrestrained, effusive praise and cheerleading, I want to scream “get a room!” every listen before I remember I am actually the one creeping on them 😳. Besides being comforting, like Spank Therapy, there is also the patina of plausible deniability with respect to how affected either party is by this act that is *supposed to be* for educational purposes/stress relief only. No siree, absolutely not doing this for any personal gain! The usage of plausible deniability is especially delicious here with two people who are already very generous with their praise and compliments. It is so exciting to see how they become increasingly comfortable employing those skills in a sexual context, offering more and more praise and warmth as the audio progresses until they melt each other’s faces off 🔥 His sweet little, “is this weird? 🥺” as he’s getting too immersed is so wonderful omfg he’s so cute, and a moment when his earnestness shines. He already didn’t expect L to want to use him as a real doll let alone that he would become so Affected™ by it. It’s such a vulnerable thing to offer that moment for introspection, to get confirmation that L is super on board with all of this and to check-in with L on their feelings about the mounting pressure. Pressure not to perform, but to be more honest with themselves. How long can they deny what’s happening?! They’re both so earnest, it must be killing them! They are two people who are very sweet and just want to give the other person everything they’ve got. They’re both being affirmed in their sweetnesses through this process. L learns that “cute can be sexy”, playfulness and inquisitiveness will not diminish someone’s ability to see them in a sexual context and could even enhance it. Speaker proves his own theory that “no one can be that earnest all the time” wrong by just being himself in this encounter, learning that honoring his earnestness can and will lead to eye-twitching, leg-shaking results! Which makes me wonder if he sees freakiness and earnestness as antipodes and is trying something new here having both traits show up in their full glory. That’s inspiring (more on that later)! These two feel like paradigmatic AITW characters: pictures of transformation whose very sweet and somewhat shy cutesy funny demeanors distract from what’s actually going on in their heads. Compliment down payment rendered, I can now shout about the blowjobs 🤭! My current working hypothesis of why your BJs are so tremendous is that the act feels like both parties are receiving a gift. By removing the inevitability of blowjobs typical in erotic media, you’ve created space for them to be filled with intentions resonant to the S&L rather than weighted down with societal baggage. A dick becomes a kaleidoscope through which you can see all sorts of erotic colors. I have been circling this idea for a couple days now and kept returning to “no one is taking this for granted”, but couldn’t find the pathway towards entitlement, gifts, and volition until yesterday. I must thank @rachel 🍓for unwittingly helping me find the words to finally describe this idea with her sentiment from the most recent audio (“Because he lets her take care of him on her own terms and not because he presumes that she will, she can lean into this part of her personality as something erotic”). Cleared of social detritus, made fully volitional, blowjobs can be bittersweet if you want (College Friend), educational if you want (Blowfessor), funishment if you want (Arts & Culture M), the possibilities are endless! The Chemical X in 2025 is the gift idea + the dissolution of concern about Self-Indulgence, I think??? The bud of Self-Indulgence is present here and has blossomed this year. The beejs have been so so so indulgent this year and for that reason so mind-meltingly hot because the Speakers are weaponizing how much Ls want to serve (or taste or try out or gain slut XP) to devastating effect and knowing how much the Speakers themselves want it (bc it’s a gift!) makes their holding the reins so tightly even more impressive. On soft audios, to quote a leader in the field of softness, “soft audios: when you need a little bit of sort of a relaxing time. You need to be treated like a princess or a goddess or a sort of romantic interest (question mark???). Or just need to be spoken to softly and touched softly and…stuff. Soft audios bring the gentle comfort and feeling of intimacy that some of us may be missing from our lives. Not to get too deep”. I took this as a challenge to get deep (not that I need one). It has been almost exactly a full year since I heard you for the first time in Getting to Know Your Neighbor, and in that year, I have changed quite a bit as has my understanding of the role of soft audios in my life. I formerly subscribed to the idea of freakiness and earnestness being antithetical to each other. Not for other people, but it was something I couldn't gain access to. I do not feel that way even a little bit anymore! Your army of soft Speakers has worn me down. Hyperindependence continues to take L after L on your Patreon, ceding more ground to interdependence and care. When I’ve been feeling down (but still Down) this spring, I’ve found myself traveling to the Soft Collection rather than avoiding those experiences entirely. Who is she?! Just letting herself have softness, raw & unmitigated????? It’s unheard of! I have been filling my little softie wicker basket with goodies such as the sweetheart at 8:21 in Snowed in Roomies and the tone of your voice from 30:19 onward here like flowers 🌼💌. In my initial comment on this one, I said I “didn’t even like this much niceness” and a couple months ago, I had to amend that because it’s simply not true anymore. Little by little, line by line, you’ve helped me transform my relationship to praise. Don’t get me wrong, I am still myself and LOVE co-constructed barriers to things I want because I want them so badly and degradation etc etc. I’ve just added the skill of being able to not just tolerate, not just temporarily find comfort in, but fully gorge myself on nice words without having to do a metaphorical somersault for them and actually feel and believe them! There’s no honor in being able to survive a drought when there’s plenty of water to drink. That’s just foolish. I have finally allowed myself to sink into the deep pools of praise in the Soft Collection and drink deep without anxiety 😦! I’m a successful case of brain cell replacement therapy here on your Patreon! That these sentiments have crystallized around the time of the debut of Puppy M is pure kismet as the Goofy Cutiepie has reached its (temporary) zenith in him. He is SO earnest and SO freaky, he is the definition of “cute can be sexy”. Also, more generally, it’s been really fun and gives me a great bit of joy gushing about my favorite audios in long form comments and completing the writing exercises you pin to the top of the Patreon each week (/jk). So yeah, I can’t really properly articulate my gratitude for what I’ve gained being here the past year, so you’ll just have to accept my overly long and enthusiastic comments and imagine they’re bouquets and gems and really tasty baked goods. Errata: 🍆 I realize now that at no point did I offer a compliment about this audio plainly. I think it's incredible, it's one of my favorites, I think about it often, you're an amazing writer and actor and the sound engineering in this is sinful. There. 🍆 I have become much, much worse in important ways in the past year that are almost entirely your fault. For example, sometimes I imagine this Speaker calling L “puppy” once they’re on their back or the Pt. 2 where it’s revealed he’s the M who can just cum and cum and cum (the abundance of pre-cum feels like a teaste [I’m leaving in this Freudian slip of my trying to type “tease”, but thinking “taste”), and my face contorts into the Grinch smiling after getting a wonderful, AWFUL idea 🍆 L moaning after hearing “you’re so fucking pretty”? Relatable, Kiss City starts blasting on their phone 🍆 “I fucking love your mouth, sweetheart” is an atomic bomb. It’s soooooo amazing in DT #16, and it’s delicious in a totally different way here 🍆 He sounds equally proud of them and cum drunk during the debrief, and I think that’s so important! 🍆 His desperation to hear, see, and feel how this is affecting them is sooooooooo 🤸🏿🤪 🍆 The two distinct deliveries of “that pussy’s fucking soaked”? You were robbed at Cannes!!!! 🍆 Kinda nuts that they JUST finished and he’s like “TELL ME WHEN YOU’RE READY AGAIN, I WOULD LIKE TO EAT YOU OUT AGAIN” just dying of thirst like he slighted a Greek god! No amount of pussy eating will be enough 😔 🍆 More on your tone of voice from 30:19 onward… That coupled with pussy eating is the upper limit of what I can tolerate. It's just below Concubabe or Skeptical Customer Pts. 1 & 2 or Quiet Staff Officer or Sweet Friend (Glass Case audios, deemed too important and dangerous for consumption bc I will be consumed). My next goal is to be able to tolerate listening to those audios more often than 2-4x/year because they make me feel like wailing on the moors. 🍆 A few additional Star Wars blowjob/dick puns in decreasing quality (to be clear, they’re all bad): More Mouthma! Blowbi Want-Keknobi! Jedi Knight: Dick Foreskin II! Last year when I found out you existed, I was sort of astounded that you released this a week before my birthday and jokingly thought, “hehe a present for me 😁!!!”. This year, I’m actually on the Patreon and you are debuting some mysterious genre audio a week before my birthday that I, as a genre girlie, will again accept as an early gift. I haven’t even met it yet, and I know I’ll love it. Thank you in advance for the gift and the gifts of the Blowfessor, the blowjobs, increased ability to tolerate high volumes of praise, and a different perspective on myself and what I can have. Thank you, August! And happy birthday to the Blowfessor; consider this monstrosity an apple on his desk 💗 💗💗

sarah 💫

GABRIELLAAAAAAAAA I love this comment so so much I wanna print it out on a t shirt and wear it under all my clothes like a secret super(slut)hero 🦸🏻‍♀️😍 I decided to visit my sweet goofy instructional prince to celebrate his bday and saw your astounding comment and fell to my knees (fitting!)🧎🏻‍♀️ I will be back w actual thoughts but I needed to scream about how amazing this comment is first mkay 🏃🏻‍♀️💙💋

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

how dare you bring me back here today (edit to say i really did love your comment and will “blow” out some bday candles for this king, too hehe)

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Lolol if I must suffer, so must everyone else!! And yes, it’s what this sweet prince would want, for all of us to “have cake” in his honor 🍰

sarah 💫

(Gamer voice) Hiiiii I’m back 👋🏼 I first need to tell you that I listened to Teach Me Tonight by Dinah Washington while crouching in my desk chair like Gollum typing out this comment and started pouting at how pRECIOUS and perfect that song is. Immediately plagued with the image of M + F slow dancing in the kitchen to this song as a box of popsicles melts helplessly on the kitchen counter, forgotten. So. Off to a great start!!! 🥲 “Besides being comforting, like Spank Therapy, there is also the patina of plausible deniability with respect to how affected either party is by this act that is *supposed to be* for educational purposes/stress relief only. No siree, absolutely not doing this for any personal gain!” This is one of my faaaaavorite elements of this audio; there’s so much comfort (and safety baked into that comfort) but there’s also a…slight detachment from the pleasure, at first. Like you pointed out, these two are soooo so so close, so at ease w each other (he waltzed in wearing nothing but a towel for goodness’s sake!) but there’s still that delicious tension/mask of propriety that slowly melts into pure carnality when the facade fades away. Looove that push/pull between platonic intimacy + sexual intimacy; it’s a line I think AITW F2L characters walk so well! I’m SO THANKFUL you wrote an entire paragraph about blowjobs oh my fucking god Gabriella. As if I wasn’t obsessed w your thoughts enough, you go and write a full on thesis about one of my favorite things in the world!!!!🧎🏻‍♀️I’m leading a marching band through the town square @ “By removing the inevitability of blowjobs typical in erotic media, you’ve created space for them to be filled with intentions resonant to the S&L rather than weighted down with societal baggage” + the fantastic Rachel 🍓 quote you cited 👏🏼🎺🥁🎷📣 Every single blowjob (and sexual act in general) in August’s audios feels totally, completely, without a doubt volitional. To loop in your stunningly accurate gift comparison, it always, aLWAYS feels like F is giving themself a gift along w M. F is getting on their knees (or stomach or back or whatever the fuck) bc THEY have been dying to. I think this is the most integral theme in August’s work in general, which branches out to “self indulgent” acts like blowjobs — imo, there is always an understanding from the jump that F is doing what *they* want to do, for themselves. There’s -0 expectation or pressure from M to do anything, which actually makes F want to do the very thing *he* wants her to. It’s a cycle of thoughtfulness that is often missing from traditional erotic media and is what makes even degrading, condescending, dommy stuff feel really safe and downright pleasurable. “The beejs have been so so so indulgent this year and for that reason so mind-meltingly hot because the Speakers are weaponizing how much Ls want to serve” I’M SLAPPING A BIBLE AND CHANTING AMEN!!! 🙏🏼 I………….yeah. yeah. You know what? Yeah. The BJs *have* been crazy cuckoo bananas this year and I totally agree that I think it’s directly related to embracing self indulgence as a mutually maddeningly pleasurable thing to be shared. There is SOOO much joy to share when someone actually allows you to give them a present they’ve previously deemed as “too much.” For them to not only accept it but celebrate it, praise you for giving it, and enjoy it soooo thoroughly is like. Yeah. 🎁 ASJDKFHS you quoting August’s soft audio spiel from the Moanies live is too adorbs!!! 😭 “I formerly subscribed to the idea of freakiness and earnestness being antithetical to each other. Not for other people, but it was something I couldn't gain access to. I do not feel that way even a little bit anymore! …Hyperindependence continues to take L after L on your Patreon” made me genuinely tear up Gabriella 🥺🫂 I am so so so immensely happy for you and also completely relate to the emotional transformation that happens in Augustopia. I was literally just talking to someone the other day about how too much praise in bed can sometimes make me…anxious? Freaked out? My unfortunate instinct is to question the authenticity + wonder if I really *am* good/pretty/sweet. sexistential crisis mode 🫩HOWEVER like you mentioned, wading into the soft audio waters has helped me sooo so so much in accepting my own goodness, sweetness, beauty. I think too, the way August performs soft dom is so…..like normal? Does that make sense? sometimes praise can be performed in a saccharine, flowery way that feels empty but the ACU speakers always praise F naturally, like they just can’t help it (thinking specifically about Quarantine Cutie blurting out “you’re so pretty” post-O, unprompted, like he was commenting on the weather). Maybe the lack of a big “to-do” during the praisey parts is part of what makes the soft audios so palatable for us folks who usually struggle with that?? Also “I can’t really properly articulate my gratitude for what I’ve gained being here the past year, so you’ll just have to accept my overly long and enthusiastic comments and imagine they’re bouquets and gems and really tasty baked goods” is in the Big Commenter’s Handbook 🙂‍↕️📖 Ik we literally *pay* him but I feel similarly in that the comments are the least we can do to show how much we appreciate the impact of his art! • “For example, sometimes I imagine this Speaker calling L “puppy” once they’re on their back or the Pt. 2 where it’s revealed he’s the M who can just cum and cum and cum” hahaha oh hey shut up? What the freaking hell is wrong with you? 🔫🫵🏼🔪 PUPPY???? [zoom in on me gollum-ing in my desk chair wailing in madness] I’m actually so so scared for if/when these freaks finally reach Pound Town bc I think the world will explode. I also see this speaker getting rrrrrreeeally filthy mean freaky intense during PIV IDK….he just seems so sneaky in his sexiness, like he’d tell her a joke and then pull a nasty, devious move mid-laugh 😓 • KISS CITY MENTION!!!!! 😍💋 • him immedjiately needing to taste F again after she comes is so goddamn crazy sauce hot. I feel like he’s a lil cumpetitive, esp w the little “you know, after you can talk again” comment LIKE??? he wants to battle out their mouth skills and go head to head (hehehe) so bad 😏 On that note, 69. Hmm. • your Star Wars blowjob/dick puns are GOLDDDD LMAO I esp love More Mouthma. Ah-choke-ah Tano is the best I could come up with ⭐️ I know I say this at least every week but I am soooo so overjoyed when I read your comments. You’re such an incredible writer and thoughtful human, I’m so touched by the amount of heart bursting from your comments every time! 💞 August’s audios have impacted me to an indescribable degree but the comments (including and especially yours) have also helped me examine and appreciate parts of myself which I cherish so much. Consider my longest reply to anyone ever (I think?) a mini early bday gift to you, lovely Gabriella!! 💝🎉

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Omggggg that’s so cute!!! The popsicles are melting because they’ve been forgotten AND because they’re embarrassed by the scene 🙈 “it always, aLWAYS feels like F is giving themself a gift along w M” + “cycle of thoughtfulness”: YES! And the "educational purposes" plausible deniability also encourages more curiosity and presence (the cycle of thoughtfulness!), two ingredients that make any sexual encounter better! “There is SOOO much joy to share when someone actually allows you to give them a present they’ve previously deemed as “too much.” For them to not only accept it but celebrate it, praise you for giving it, and enjoy it soooo thoroughly is like. Yeah. 🎁” So so gorgeously put and I want to tie it to our shared efforts to accept more praise! 💗 “sexistential crisis mode” you get it SOOOOOO BAD 😭!!! And I totally totally agree, the soft doms are offering…gifts! No strings attached, these aren’t lines, they’re freely given without any expectation. There isn’t any goal of the compliment besides accurately describing the moment, like commenting on the weather, like you said. I also love that praise usually comes as they see more and more rather than appearing in a flurry at the beginning? The praise always seems to be in response to being allowed to perceive more of L, so they feel more sincere in that way too. And the Quarantine Cuties “you’re so pretty” omgomgomg 😭, perfect example of the “it would be harder and more of a lie to NOT say this” feeling of the ACU praise omg. “he just seems so sneaky in his sexiness, like he’d tell her a joke and then pull a nasty, devious move mid-laugh” EXACTLY. Ah-choke-a Tano rips, that’s so good lololol! And precisely the sort of thing he’d say before pulling L's head off the bed 🔫 I loved loved loved this reply, thank you for the gift 😁 and for the extremely sweet compliments!!! You forget how much you like writing until you do it again.. And thank you always for reading my comments! I know I’ve said this before, but I genuinely don’t think I’d be as open and myself here as I am without your very sweet and funny reply to my first comment on BF’s BF (and each subsequent lovely reply). You helped me feel like I’d be safe here pretty immediately, someone who can be very shy (I know that seems insane to say after thousands of thousands of words written lmaooo)! You’ve kindly and generously accepted the “gifts” of my comments and deemed them not “too much”, and I’m really grateful! We’ve created an Affected Person™ circuit lol! That I’ve been helpful in building your appreciation for yourself just makes me so ineffably happy; I think you're great!!!!! ILY 💗!

🇪🇺🇺🇸🎙️Barb

Halfway through my first listen, and it's already my favorite for "YOU WAGGA BOBSIGGLE?" alone. Aside: my college roommate could sculpt a perfect erect penis out of a peeled banana just with her TEETH. She's a CEO now.

sarah 💫

Gabriella 🥹🥺💖💞💓💘💝💌💗💙💕💜💛💚 I’ve been thinking about your beautiful reply to me for the past few days and the idea that I could’ve contributed even minutely to helping you feel safe and comfy enough to be open and earnest here in the comments makes my heart wanna burst!!!! 🫶🏼💣💥 it is so sweet and a lil silly but super important and touching to me that there’s such a strong community of thoughtful, caring ppl on this erotic audio platform lmao I think it feels esp important these days where humanity can seem to be lacking irl if that makes sense? It’s so comforting to know that despite the horrors of the world, there’s our tiny freaky corner of the internet where warmth, affection, and kindness flow freely! Affected Person™ circuit hamster wheeling into the sun!!! 🐹🎡ilysm and am beyond grateful I get the joy of knowing you 🫵🏼🥹🥰 ALSO I saw these gorgeous lilies the other day and couldn’t help but snap a pic to share w you 😍 https://imgur.com/a/14dTikG

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Makes perfect sense, and I one hundred billion percent agree. This little corny & horny hamlet on the internet must be cherished! Also, "it is so sweet and a lil silly but super important and touching" that's just a description of you!!!! Lilies AND chrysanthemums (right?)?!?! SO stunning, you shouldn't have 🥰!!! God, I can't believe lilies are real. Thank you so much for the springtide gift; you really are to be associated with flowers 🌺💗🌼💗🌻

六 liù

biting my popsicles like a heathen

🍰Berry🍰

Ugh what i wouldn't give for a part 2 to this but listener gets a lil bit more ✨️freaky✨️🤭need kinky/experimental listener audios 🫶🏽💖✨️

an1cl

blue IS the best flavor! I love how real your characters feel. The conversations and timings are so natural and I could fully picture myself having this banter irl

Emily

giving doesn't usually turn me on but this PRAISE oh my god

Ratastic

Ah, this is so lovely 😭💖✨️

Lizzy

My favorite one! Please more soft mdom喜欢喜欢💕

KWoww

This is my deserted island audio...

Sara

Anyone else fancy an ice lolly after this? Just me? Fair 😂

Sara

Nawww 😘 I love you 🫶🏼

IthacaOwl

I hope Sex Ed could include this. No other contents could taught us how to do a good blowjob than this audio did! It’s fun and practical. The banter and teasing really helped with overcoming shyness in situations like this.

Kelly

Same. Trying to write an email and hoping I don't write something I shouldn't, so I just stopped.

Clem

Genuinely listened to this for educational purpose but had to take breaks twice because of how bothered I got hahaha. I love the banter, teaching her how to tease, the “please” and admission of his self-consciousness. You really flesh out every character you voice, it’s so lovely. Gosh, Ausgust, the guy you are

Sarah pp

Dang I must be the goat 💪

Ari 🌕

BANANA BREAD AT WORK BRO?? HELL YEAH. Instructional smut should be more hyped for all genders. So many people learn from hetero porn available on the Internet and it’s not *actually* useful and teaches so many negative habits. I feel like that’s in large part why so many men aren’t vocal in bed. MORE INSTRUCTIONAL AUDIOS BB YOURE DOING GREAT. https://giphy.com/gifs/taryn-multack-28gMqRverBakDowvho

Ari 🌕

Also blue is definitely a flavor and it IS the best flavor.

Misty

“That’s so sweet, nobody’s ever kissed my thigh before” that had me laughing for a minute 😅

ᴀᴜᴛᴜᴍɴ

Since I know I’m in a safe space to say this rn, I miss sucking cock sm man

fedu

This one is a Classic

lynelah

same :(((((;

Ari 🌕

You could record an hour long audio of you just eating a popsicle & we’d listen to it.

Ari 🌕

I think about this comment all the time lmfao

charon

5:00 I loooved the awkwardness&stammer lol 8:30 the 'practice in my ear' omg i can delulu this as a speaker having a lowkey crush?? Or maybe just a nice friend, but hear me out 10:58 make it realistic... hmm 🤨 18:00 i believe i can listen to this before sleep why is sfxs making me so relaxed... i was so lost during the rest so don't have any more timestamp comments 😂 Never knew i would be a fan of soft mdom guess i discover sth new every time i listen to his audios 🙂‍↕️

Sam

Out of this world

ruiiii_🫧

We need more soft sweet mdom... 🥺🥺🙏🏻Btw, this is a great lesson!! Genius idea!! Thank you, August!

SoioioiMiuk

baby blowda&professor seXavier ☝️laughed at that line for ten mins

Ari 🌕

Yall ever eating a bomb pop & start missing this audio like it’s an ex? Just me? Anyway

Sarah G🌻

Hey Siri play Candy shop by 50 cent but instead of lollipop 🍭 it’s popsicle now ☺️

Daphne 🦇

I said out loud “god I need a cigarette” during the fingering after speaker character cums. And I don’t even smoke lmao

BigTopAce

Head master??!?!??

Aerin

“continuing education” made me spit take 🤣

ali

i love this M so much the banter is taking me out. One might say he's punstoppable. I'll just listen to the beginning whenever I need a laugh.

mars💐

I always revisit this audio and it’s bc of how natural/comfy it feels. my favorite part is S offering his thumb for L to hold so they don’t gag, which made me laugh since that’s not how it works, but it’s a little silly thing that manages to show the genuine care and concern that S has for L ( that would make me suck harder ((who said that!)))

Daphne 🦇

I legit listened to this before my husband and I had sex again after a dry spell lolol had to remind myself what to do 😆

Daphne 🦇

Haha you just made me google this cause I just took it at face value. It is supposed to be your own thumb in your first! This makes me love august and his writing even more lol

Rachel

more of this pleeeeeease I don’t know what you put in this + the spank therapy audio but the “friends teach each other” genre needs to make a comedback

Ari 🌕

I’m sick and eating bomb pops so I’m back

Jaclyn

Been sleeping on this one. Spank Therapy is my favorite and I feel like this one has very similar vibes? Pretty sure I could get into it if I had a blowfressor like this…

lexilou🙂‍↔️

I'm back listening to this one...and after I'll head over to ex fwb voicemail. same vibes for me. Trained so well then moved on to someone new.

Little•Miss•Good•Girl

Omg I never thought about that! You’re so right, the ex fwb voicemail and this audio go together perfectly. Trained so well then moved on to someone new 🤯 you’re a smart cookie! 🩷😍

KWoww

I had ended my membership for a while... this is the one that brought me back ♡♡

itskins444

Is this my favorite?? This might be my favorite.

kilometer

i went and re-listened to that one right after this and -holy shit- immaculate connection. you were completely right

bubbl3gum🫧

The aggressively erect thumbnail is making my eye twitch. I love learning new things about myself while listening to your audios. And today I discovered that despite my deep aversion to food-related mouth sounds, not only am I NOT repulsed by hearing you service and slurp a popsicle, I’m apparently turned on by it. 😧 WHAT are you doing??? (She asks, while Instacart-ing a Costco-sized box of Bomb Pops) And I’m coming to the uncomfortable realization that this is now one of several comments I’ve left over the last few weeks sexualizing desserts (not to kink shame).

roxy_scout

The praise in this is off the charts. Seriously woke something up inside me.

R

hey god,,,it’s me again, I’ve locked in once more

PT

The only way to celebrate the introduction of our beloved Blowfessor to the Reddit audience… 🎧🎧

christina

The praise in this I'm 🫠

PT

August whispers ☺️🥹🥰 August whispered teases and praises 🥰🥵🫠

Alexandra

i thought i subscribed for the audios but it turns out im actually here for the comments sections. it’s horny babe utopia in here, i never want to leave

katie 📖💕

Ope, look it’s the audio that finally made me run over and sub to the Patreon. This changed my brain chemistry and made me realize I needed ALL the August content and not just the morsels on Quinn 😮‍💨 The day it dropped on Quinn, I had to drive 12 hours back home. Amazing how quickly 12 hours goes by when you spend it getting lessons from Master Blowda 😏

Trillian

"While we're sitting here in our disbelief, you want to spit on my cock?" I need more friends like this. The trouble with friends, though, is that there are good reasons they are just friends. I need to invest in number of friends and expanding my circle, I think.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

He’s just soooooo 😍☺️🥸🤓, I love him so bad. I am so proud of myself for returning here during a period of Sadness and allowing myself to indulge (blowjob) and also be comforted by his stupefyingly sweet praise. Truly a perfect audio. Thank you always and especially today for the Blowfessor 💗!!!!!!

Ari 🌕

Makes me want a popsicle real bad

Risha

I forgot how insanely good this audio is omg 😭

everseensaturn

Hey! I know this was a few weeks ago but I hope your period of sadness is no more (and if it is still here, I hope you have coping mechanisms to get through). Your comments across all the audios always make me giggle or furiously nod in agreement so needed to say something 😭

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Omgggg too sweet, thank you 🥹♥️!!! I am feeling much better, the sadness is no more!

Jaclyn

I love this friendship and this speaker. I humbly request this time of teaching audio again. Like with the listener learning to be on top or give a lap dance or something. Us social anxiety girlies love a good teaching experience and this voice is SO GOOD