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You have a grumpy, quiet kind of unadventurous friend who you've convinced to go hiking with you, despite him hating the outdoors. You're getting sick of his complaining so you decide to show him how fun hiking can really be... Hi!

It's the classic consolation prize for the loser of last month's poll! It's a hiking audio, featuring a grumpy, fun-hating, kind of tsundere (if I'm using that right) Speaker character and a flirty, teasing Listener character who likes hiking and the outdoors. This went in a different direction than I'd originally anticipated, but I think it's to its benefit. It's a pretty simple one, and you can definitely elements of previous audios, but I hope you like it! Have a great week!august 🌨️

Names Used: Tease, toy. Speaker also calls Listener "annoying" and "smug", and himself a "whiny, no-fun, loser".

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Sofiapobs

I was just refreshing your page for my first audio on Patreon waiting for this and it arrived! So happy I subscribed and will give it a listen ❤️

raspberry98

THESE TAGS IM SALIVATING

fran

i am in fact the friend who hates hiking but alas i’ll pretend just this once

Nanu

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

wiggie

[scent] tag making its appearance again thank goodness

Kirbee

I’ve been waiting for this one! Outdoor sex is elite 🌿

ky❣️💌🌷

[grumpy speaker][flirty listener] 😀😀😀🤭🥹🥰🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🎸🤡💗😍💋😛😊😊😊🤘🏼

riri

Yay! I can finally do something other than cry tonight ☝️ (aka listen to this)

Tavo

Took a break from unpacking to see if the king uploaded & I have truly never had better timing 💸💵💰 excited to give this a listen!!

sophie

grumpy august >:)

wiggie

OH NEVERMIND STANDING CARRY? lord have mercy

ariana

omg yes! this has been on my mind since you dropped that poll!! but, boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. again, I’m edging on company time

Rerella01

August daddy🥰🥰🥰

roxy

Welcome!! ✨👯 you’ll have a blast here I’m sure 🌟

ariana

OOP too flustered waiting til I get home 🤡

Kizø._.Beanz

Can hear Daddy Augys sarcasmic Anger

roxy

My birthday isn’t until tomorrow but this will definitely be the highlight 🥳🥳 Speaker in his tsundere era?? 🥹 this was my pick from the poll last month so I’m so excited to see it making its comeback!! 💕 can’t wait to listen to this after work!

sarah 💫

The wind won’t be the only thing blowing on this hike 😮‍💨🌬️🍃

sarah 💫

and [SWEAT]⁉️⁉️😓 lord have mercy

alisha 🌱

we're getting TSUNDERE AUGUST??? my birthday isn't until this saturday but these tags feel like an early birthday gift 🤭💖 i'm so excited to give this a listen after work!!~

pt_princess

Area man dreads fun activity he signed up for

EmmTheDestroyer

As someone who very recently got bamboozled into a 5 hour long near vertical incline mountain hike, I feel very seen by this, and incredibly horny.

Thelnie

Tsundere types are my weaknessssssssss. I feel like this makes sense for a hiking scenario too. And that he's the guy who hates hiking?? Of course in the Augustverse.

wiggie

you make me giggle bro 🫵🏼🙂‍↕️

Sunny

i was having such a bad day now i’m not!!!!

wiggie

happy early birthday alisha!!💫

Jaliya

Whats crazy is i literally just got back from a hiking trip yesterday and then boom this drops today

mimi 🌻

STFU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

kira ✨

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

mimi 🌻

FUCKING YOU UNTIL YOU CONFESS?! God damn i love it here

Grace

Happy birthday!!

Jess

I don’t think I’ve ever been this early 😍 love your audios !!

wiggie

yay happy birthday mimi!🫶🏼

Grace

Happy early birthday lol

Thelnie

happy birthday!

Sunny

holy shit august popped off with this one 🫠

Grace

And this is why I don’t do first listens at work anymore lmao

Grace

Hey hey hey 👋🏻

kira ✨

omg literally me too 🥹✨

sarah 💫

almost snapped my phone in half reading that ⛓️‍💥

sarah 💫

happy bday Mimi!! 💝

sarah 💫

happy early birfday!! 🎁

Sofiapobs

This did not disappoint holy fuck

amy

FUCK YES

sarah 💫

@wiggie yk I’m down to clown 🤡🥹💞

kira ✨

HELP 💀 so real jfskdjsj

wiggie

imagining the “hi” at the end with the awkward stranger smile and a quick ✋🏼🙂

alisha 🌱

happy birthday, mimi!! 💖

alisha 🌱

wahh thank you so much wiggie, grace, and sarah!! 🥺💖

Eva

this ✨almost✨ makes up for my dog swan-diving into poison ivy on my hike this weekend

Reekah

[Standing Carry] fuck. yeah.

mmmiyummmilky

The way I pulled over just to play this in the car

kenna

happy bday !!

Naomi Corporan

Holy shit just the outdoor sounds alone 😍😍

Ruth

10/10 excellent content, no notes 👌

Naomi Corporan

I live for these friends to lovers confession ones because the build up and climax is UNMATCHED

IttyLittyTittyCommitee

personally, I sometimes just need a good crum aka crying and cumming at the same time because I’m short on time and like to multitask 💅

diana

Hahahaha, i'm cackling 7:50 😆😆😆

Liz

grumpy august🥰🥰🥰🥰

roxy

Happy birthday!! 🎉

amy

as someone who doesn’t like to hike, i’ve been whiny on a hike n nobody has fucked the shit outta me 😔

lolly

got an exam in a few hrs, needed this!! thanks august :)

Rose S.

Oh. Oh my. Happy early birthday tO ME!!!!!

mimi 🌻

Welcome !! ✨🫶

mimi 🌻

Hoping and praying for more of this tag in the future

amy

👋🏼👋🏼

Jinxdancer

I swear the tags get more and more unhinged every time and I am HERE for it. Spent 6 hours tearing down my classroom today and I am READY for this

amy

happy early bday!!

amy

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY

mimi 🌻

I got bamboozled into a similar thing recently too I feel you on this

amy

happy early bday!!!!🎉

mimi 🌻

Happy early birthday Alisha ! 🤭🤭

mimi 🌻

this had me tehe-ing

lexi

fuck yes

mimi 🌻

pro tip for any reluctant hikers here: download adventurous music (classical works nicely too) and play it to feel like you're on a fun little quest so the stupid ache in your legs is not at the forefront of your mind !

mimi 🌻

Good luck lolly! You got it 🫡🫡

Ady

"Creaming around my fingers like that" his voice 🥵

Grace

Happy birthday!

Grace

Happy early birthday 🎉

Grace

Good luck!!!

diana

Not the hiker hi at the end 🤣 this audio was great 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Grace

It’s like a reward 🙌🏻

yanna

I NEED AN EXORCISM

alisha 🌱

you've got this, lolly!! 💖🍀

alisha 🌱

happy early birthday, rose!! 💖

diana

We need more grumpy august, cus wtf 😳🥵😜😜

ren

THE TAGSSS GOOD LORDDD

alisha 🌱

thank you, amy and mimi!! 😭💖

isabella

i haven’t listed to it yet but i will say that i am feeling v attacked, as a grumpy, fun-hating anti-hiker myself 🥸

sonnyangel

the throwback to the bear 😁 good times

kenna

the speaker orgasm in this one… holy fuck

alisha 🌱

happy early birthday, roxyyy!! 💖

roxy

Happy early birthday 🥳

alisha 🌱

you're so sweet 🥺💖 thank you for this incredible audio!!~

roxy

Happy early birthday Rose! 🌟

Ady

This needs a switch tag because Speaker pulled the ultimate switcheroo in the end 😂 "quite the view" "gorgeous day, really perfect day" who was this again?

alisha 🌱

hehe happy early birthday to us, roxyyy!! 🤭💖

Rose S.

Happy birthday, Mimi!! 🥳🥳🥳

Rose S.

Birthday twin?!?! Happy early birthday, roxyy!! 🎉🎉🎉

kenna

happy early bday !!

Rowan

Best consolation prize ever 🖤 fuck August 😩

Hannah 🌸

I actually really love hiking so I can see myself in this position

daahling

I see we have moved from [Oral through Underwear] to [Facefucking] on the regular...🥴. I will need to listen to this later in privacy as I'm currently on my daily 3 mile walk. 😂 I need to be able to walk home.

ariana

usually I’m pretty good but this one 😮‍💨😵‍💫

Cheyenne Dziadosz

Was really hoping for an "against a 🌳" moment. Still really loved the audio.

Gabby

[Begging] had me dropping everything to listen -0:01 and I’m already focused 😳 don’t be grunting like this from the beginning, I’m not prepared yet!! -“Nature is about to fucking experience me if these bugs don’t stop” ohhh that’s good 📝 I’m using this on my upcoming hiking trip -“They’re fine. They’re alright.”🧍🏻‍♀️Uff I’d be wounded ngl -“What are you gonna do about it?” mf got me biting my knuckle omggg -the smirk at 13:09 PLEASEEEE 😩 -“So pretty and so fucking annoying” got me kicking my feet. That’s all I want to hear. I’m just a girl 🎀🤷🏻‍♀️ -“Such a trip” is not something that the idea of August in my head would say but I vibe with it 🤙🏻 -“Finally in my arms” & “are you going to say anything back or?” ughhh 🥺 -I’ve commented on it before (in “just making out”) but I’m weak for when a character says “fuck you” like at 16:21. It’s a gift every time 🙂‍↕️ -Petition for August to stop saying “sorry” “out” and “about” because I find his accent way too cute (not really, please use each 100 times per audio) -“You think I wouldn’t stop right now?” I SWEAR- -Cause of death: August’s “Huh?” -“Whose is it?” We got ourselves a gonerrr (said like that one S15 from Cars) -LFGGG Hi™️ appearance 🩵 As a girly that got hooked from the asshole friend tent audio I think this is a sign. Nature is calling 🐻🌲 (and I’m cumming… what?)

Gabby

Yes! That’s how I pictured it. Held up but against a tree

Gabby

Tonight it’ll be both my eyes and my thighs crying 🙂‍↕️

sarah 💫

Omg happy early bday Rose S!!!!! 😍🥀🎂

ArtfullyAngelic

The bear, waiting for him to be left alone so he can have a meal, watching this all unfold: 👁️👄👁️

Kathy

As someone who also despises nature, those first few minutes had me cracking up with how relatable it was to hate being outside 🤣 Still had a super fun time with this audio!

ReverieDarling

In 16 days it will be my half birthday! Can I get a shout out!?🥳

c80-kiNz

*folds arms and gets pouty* ...the consolation prize was SUPPOSED TO BE the tailor audio 🤨 *listens to this audio* OK, FORGIVEN. ☺️

Lizzy

honestly the consolation prize should go to the last place audio imo 🤔

Lizzy

a very merry un-birthday to you!

Rowan

I love the way these tropes played out..plus the background noise and all the breathy panting...ugK 😩😩 manifesting getting bent over a tree before summer is over bc this audio put a NEED in me 😭

hexa

This was a bangeeeerrrr. (Pun not initially intended)

chai

how dare august sound this good in literally the first 5 minutes hiking on a nonexistent trail lmao

kaili

if this is how hiking actually went i too would like it a lot more

Page Chase

Y'all, make sure you check for ticks after your outdoor fun. All else fails, it's just an excuse to get naked again.

c80-kiNz

i would never want to come across as unsatisfied with anything August posts (because, lets face it, they're all SO DAMN GOOD)...but i can't get the tailor scenario out of my corrupted mind...i'll continue to hope it resurfaces 🤞🏼

Ady

My birthday's in 2 months, 28 days... might I also 😂

Onnie

Alternative title: “I don’t like the outdoors, change my mind” I feel like a broken record saying this lol but top notch SFX, banter and snippiness on point 🤌🏻🤌🏻, You’re so pretty ™️, Hi ™️, Listener being surprised at how strong Speaker is 🫦, and if most of my outings to the wild went like this 10/10 I’d recommend (I still 1000/10 recommend this audio tho)

rachel 🍓

I am always a sucker for your [friends to lovers] audios - truly a staple of your 📚canon📚 imo - with the “confession” moment(s) being some of my favorite storytelling. With that in mind, I LOVED the way this audio offered a spin on that August Classic with the [Fucking You Until You Confess] aspect. It was SO fun and hot and felt so perfect for the vibe between these characters! 📣🥵❤️‍🔥

Ariel ✰¨̮

WE GOT CLOTHED SEX, I CAN FINALLY DIE PEACEFULLY

Jillian 🌷

Okay I read this comment before listening to the audio and I now understand what you mean holy moly my jaw dropped

ara♡ ⋆。˚

fell to my knees in a target this time 😩🙂‍↕️

essie ✨

listen, i’m not a hiking girlie and it is seriously unlikely that i ever will be, but when you said “beg for it” and i was bought and sold on this fantasy, buddy. the rough but vulnerable mdom? love and support him. the “make that pussy mine” part? oh boy, big fan. great work, as always. 💖

Anna 🌺🦕

Omg end of the school year? Wooo!! 🎉

roxy

@ Thelnie Every multiverse needs one 😌

roxy

@Rose thank youuu 💕 I think so??? I live many time zones ahead of the US though, so it’s on the 12th! Regardless, happy birthday to us!! 🎉👯

em

IM EATING THIS AUDIO UP

em

i got the notification and had to act normal.

sarah 💫

wouldn’t it be crazy if he…somehow..:combined the two 😳😶🫣 hahaha kidding…im kidding. unless??

Agatha Li

Welcome! 👋🏼🥰

sarah 💫

Ooh happy early birthday roxyyy! 🍰🎈

diana

Happy Birthday!

phonons

Listening while making banana bread was something else This audio is like an AugustInTheWinter greatest hits with a bit of something new. I'm curious to know what other characters this M and audio reminds people of -In the tone of voice I hear grumpy roommate from the Christmas audio with a bit of college roommate you used to tease and a sprinkle of tent asshole. He sounds so miserable at the beginning lol -Shoutout to the bear 🐻. I laughed out loud every time it was mentioned - "I'm gonna sit here until a bear comes along and eats me... Spares me from this agony" - hahaha poor guy -IRL I'm the annoying friend who drags people hiking 🤠 but I wouldn't have made this man run after me. Someone get him water and some granola -The part where F flashes M it's the nice version of the stripping part in roommate you used to tease. Actually, of all the audios referenced, I feel like this audio calls back the most to that one -The sexy part. No notes. This man was lost in the sauce. Love me a male character who just falls apart and nothing else matters apart from the woman who is the object of his affection. No one does male speaker characters quite like you. I know I've said it before but you know 🫡 -You also continue to be unmatched at SFXs. The birds in the background , the crunching of the dried leaves on the ground as the characters are walking, the branches they bump into as they're walking. Just the best. Also, the acting during the walking at the beginning!!! The level of immersion these audios offer continues to amaze me -The dialogue towards the end after they've confessed their feelings for each other. Ugh, I'm clutching my chest 💖 He sounds sooo happy once he knows F likes him back. I can't 🥺 Alright, I've rambled enough. This audio was 100/10. I hope some of the other past suggestions that didn't win previous polls show up in the future🤞🏽 Thank you for this treat

phonons

Omg lol 😂

phonons

Happy early half birthday!

yanna

The way i screamed

phonons

👀🤞🏽

phonons

Happy early birthday! 🎂

phonons

Good luck!

Agatha Li

The SFX!!! I was listening to this while I was walking home late at night 🕛🌃 on a quiet street, and I kept turning around thinking someone was walking right behind me 😨, but it was just the crunch of the leaves 🍂🍂

phonons

Happy birthday!

phonons

Happy early birthday!

phonons

Happy birthday!

Pancakes on toast

Daddy August blessing us with another rough audio 🧎🏻‍♀️

sarah 💫

yes yes yes to everything you said phonons! I definitely see shades of college friend and tent but also I hear some of Spidey??? 😳🕸️ the F2L, standing carry, and confession stuff reminded me of him. Also I remember August saying he felt silly doing the “running grunts” for the Spidey audio so when I heard Hot Hiker’s labored breaths and grunts I thought of Spidey too lmao EDIT: OMFG what if this audio happens before he becomes Spidey and he gets bitten by the spider during the hike??? Dunno why a radioactive spider would be on a hiking trail but it’s not *entirely* impossible 🤔

Cindy

Choosing the man over the bear because there is a 1 in 4 billion chance the man could be August

Jada M

Ngl the premise of this made me flash back to when i was on the apps and there were just…so many people who were into hiking LOL but i think the real clinch moment in this is the big O moment and like…damn with the character you built here it just feels extra triumphant?? Like there was that “finally!!” tone to it but also a lot of enthusiasm and enjoyment in there too which added so much colour to the speaker character :3 and then including the moment after where the speaker talks to the other hikers so easy breezy was cute but it also felt like he experienced a character arc here?? The crush aspect on the listener made me like “aww good for you buddy you got what you wanted” which idk if you were going for that but it was really nice nonetheless!! Idk if any of this makes sense LOL but yea thats how it sounded to meee~~ and also thank you for keeping that raspy take in the middle, v hot hehe 😵‍💫 thank you so much as always this one was really fun it turned out great :3

yanna

okay now that im home would you believe i was 10 mins into an errand (literally have not left my neighborhood yet) when this dropped and all i wanted to do was tokyo drift back home because i REALLY wanted this to win last time anyway with some godlike self-restraint and now that im comfy https://i.imgur.com/iOfCxh5.jpg

yanna

“No, don’t do that shit” HELLO??????????????????????????????????????????

Thelnie

Welcome! ❤️

fedu

im so ready

alisha 🌱

thank you, phonons!! 🥺💖

luna

I can't believe August recorded this in the wilderness. Such dedication is unheard of anywhere else.

fedu

The orgasm is chef kiss

Ynara

Anything remotely close to Friends to Lovers will always win my heart. Speaker couldn't be more whiny for me, tell me you like meeeeeeee

Space Lillies

Lord of the Rings sound track is a good one.

roxy

Thanks for the wishes everyone 💖✨

秦词

The hiking part is too relatable omg. Last time I was dragged to a hiking, I was asked “isn’t the view worth it?”, and I was like fuck no😭 Also also also, around 16:55, when August’s voice goes hoarse, idk why but it does things to me👁️👄👁️

geekinthepink

The lingering awkwardness at the end is 🤌😙

✨️ Lola ✨️

24:22....that stand up carry, the sfx, the dialogue 🥵🥴🫠. Thank you for a great start to the week, August 🥰

freyxxxxxxx

Yessss plz do more standing carry🫠🫠🫠🫠

alterniflora

🌲yay!🌲I have delayed listening to this + the DT because I'm still recovering from The Popsicle tbh... but I have a question for the class: is there etiquette for dropping an audio plot suggestion? Does one simply drop them in any given comment section? High vs low detail? Just curious 🙈

Altair1272

Yes please yes exhibitionism yes please

Altair1272

Your whimper tho 👁️🫦👁️

K

Thus begins my venture as an LCG (Long-Comment Girly): Highlights include: - [extremely-under-breath, mid-titplay] “Jesus Christ” (love, love, love the mumbles/murmurs for variety and added authenticity) - “You’re into this, aren’t you? It’s alright — no, no, don’t do that shit. I know you.” - “Look at you straighten up like that.” - “Let me fuck that pretty mouth.” - “You like it? Oh my God. Fuck, you’re wild.” - “Lick that sweat off your tits.” - the frustrated spanking, forced begging/orgasm denial, and ultimate relentment (word?) is aural/sexy gold. - “Come on — you want me to enjoy myself? Bounce on that cock, then.” - “Look at that mouth open.” - “Take it, then.” / “Take that cock.” ALWAYS HITS, NEVER MISSES - “Whose is it? Who do you fucking belong to?” The speaker orgasm in this one is unreal. The moaning on the inhalation and exhalation, sucking air in through the teeth, the little quivering in the moans, I can’t. Definitely enhanced by the F>L confession dynamic and it’s so, so good. Also way to pop off on the sfx!! The birds were nice and ambient but the breezes and branches and low running water were also amazing; so incredibly immersive. Feeling ✨rejuvenated✨ after this one. Thanks for sharing your work with us!! It’s incredible and you’re wildly talented.

Samaru

This would be hilarious to listen to on an actual hike 🥸

ari

sarah you have to stop. your smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you

kira ✨

it’s so simple but something about saying “you’re so pretty” is so effective for giving me butterflies JEEZ 🫠🥹

ArtfullyAngelic

I had to come back here and say this audio slaps. Cured my depression, thank you.

erin 🤸‍♂️

got laid off today so we’re about to get down to this 🤸‍♂️ edit: thank you guys for being so supportive??? love this little community we have here it’s so cutie 🥺

milaaa

new fave

milaaa

i had to come back to comment cause my brain turned off for a few hrs after listening 😌 well done

anna

"beg for it" got my brain making dialup noises

Alyssa

This is so me-coded.

kira ✨

omg i’m so sorry 🥺😭 sending you good vibes !!!

Kimberly

the noise i did when we were picked up oh wow lmaoo 😭🙂‍↕️. this is about to be a new repeat

Alyssa

WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY!? HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO US (I'm a day late listening 🥲🙈)

MsMagey

Yeah, what K said 🎆

Winry

The intro… Sir… 😮‍💨

Deja

Is it just me or has anyone noticed that August is getting freakier as the months get hotter?? Anyway I'm always forever grateful plus with this being my birth month?? I feel like I'm being extremely treated 😗 But dear God this audio reminds me of one of my favorite dirty talks - the one where giggly outside sex after a late concert was talked about - and I'm in heaven 😭 this one is a new one of my favs fr

Dafina

The confession part, man… got me giggling and kicking my feet at 2am 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Dafina

The day this man records a romantic audio, will be the day I legally declare my own death

sarah 💫

ugh thats horrible, im sorry Erin! Hope things look up soon!! 💌

sarah 💫

@ari ahahaahsjsh in the hospital with a terminal case of Bad Bitch 😔😤🏥 also shuh-upppp dude no youuuu 🥺🤩🫵🏼🥰😍

sarah 💫

I’ve been wondering this too 😭 I’ve seen ppl comment suggestions/ideas in various posts (audios, polls, monthly schedules) so I think it’s p much up to you!

phonons

Omg Sarah yes! I can't believe I forgot about our arachnid hero. Now that you mentioned them, I see those similarities too If this is also Spidey!August then I guess he's always had a thing for exhibitionism and having sex in places with nice views 🏞️🌃

morve

SAME, the closest we got was the roleplaying Christmas audio, but even that one has me bent over backwards 😫

PlantKittyWitchBaby

Yesss! Whine and grump more, bb! Makes the moans that much sweeter 🫦

PlantKittyWitchBaby

Ohhhhh! Fantastic! So stoked to have joined today and experienced this as my first August treat!

Rose

I’m only 5 minutes into this audio but I just wanna say thank you for not including any bug sounds in the nature ambiance.

Just here

August.....AUGUST!!!!!!!! YOUR MIND!!! and also voice!!!! I also love the addition of the sfx for BJ's which I don't think, in my memory, were present before the teaching your friend how to give a BJ audio (correct me if I'm wrong 😭). It's very immersive and (hot) 😆. Honestly, your audios have literally must have set a new standard for me bc I can't listen to any other audios as easily because yours is so high quality. Anyways thank you for writing, recording, editing, and releasing these audios- all the time and effort that goes into these recordings. I've been having somewhat of a rough week and this was such a treat for me 😭

Amanda

I was doing my skincare while listening to this and my mouth was agape the entire time 😲 this man is WILD AND SO DAMN FINE

Sisyrinchium

This has officially become one of my favorites. OMG WTF AUGUST?? This was so good. 😩 the teasingg, the dirty talk, oh my goodness amazing. Bravo 👏

Thelnie

Sound effects so good, I'm convinced you recorded this while on a hike. People maybe probably didn't hear you.

Ady

That fuck-the-confession-out was crazy. I should be sleeping but no I actually said "I like you" to a fictional non-hiker 🙈

mimi 🌻

🤭🫶🏻 you're all so kind thank youuuu xx

mimi 🌻

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US ‼️ @alyssa

Kit

I'm actually gonna try this, thanks!

ky❣️💌🌷

I LOVE HIKING I LOVE NATURE!!!! lets get this out of the way: this is the hike that preceded exfwb voicemail, he's extra salty bc he lost her to her grumpy friend. ANYWAY!! - sfx extra good!!! the crunchy footsteps 😍👂🏼 - i always say bugs eat me alive bc i'm juicy so idk, maybe this speaker is juicy 😀 - the heavy breathing. yeah - this guy is in love bc you simply do not go hiking when you already hate it this much - "WHAT REWARD 🏃🏻" - the way the air gets pressed out of him when he sees her. fell to my knees - the tiniest, quietest "jesus christ" i've ever heard 🥺 - "i've been wanting that for so long" WHERES MY BINGO STAMP?? 🏃🏻‍♀️ - "you're so hot, so pretty and so fucking annoying" 🥰 - "it's such a trip to touch you- finally in my arms 🥺" LOVER BOY 🚨🚨🚨 - him pulling her shorts back up while she puts her sports bra back on is so boyfriend - "really really perfect day" 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 i do incline training on the treadmill (virtual hike!) so now instead of revenge fantasies i can just imagine i'm really invested in showing my grumpy friend how fun hiking can be 😀

Paige ✨

The way you GROWLED so many times in this idk if you even realized it but holy fucking shit

XxWolfClanxX

Yet again August you have rendered me speechless and that is very hard to do… thank you 😍

Arcaneqlim

Why did I feel so aroused listening to u complaining how u gonna be eaten by a bear and how the listener tortured u.....it's just so dammmmmmnnnnn cute cute as hellllllllllll August you're such a fantastic actor...also the change of ur voice (gets a little bit low and deep) in the middle of the audio just gave a brand new vibe to the whole story ...the transition the mumbling the cute small changes in ur tone

similanian

the awkward fake smile when you small talked to other ppl made me laugh so bad

similanian

the physicality tho!!If I were in this scenario I’d be pulling the rbf the whole time haha just too tired to be nice🤣cardio after cardio is insane.🤣

iota

Obsessed with the subtext here that this guy fucking hates hiking and therefore clearly *really* likes the listener character. Like why say yes to the hike in the first place my guy!!!

Rose S.

Welcome! It’s really fun here 🥰

Rose S.

Happy birthday month, Deja! I love how many of us here are June babies 🥳🥳🥳

Rose S.

Oh honey, I’m so sorry. Sending you love 💕💕💕

Rose S.

Is it just me or are the pretty-boy moans EXTRA good here. like. wow.

Deja

I feel like I'm being blessed rn holy fuck 😭😭 and thank u so much Rose!! 😗😗

Rose S.

Okay yes WHAT is going on with like 4 out of 5 people on the apps saying they love hiking. Is everyone really that outdoorsy? Do some of them just think it sounds good? Is it a regular thing for them or something they enjoy once or twice a year? If I’m the “I’ll hang out down here and read, see you when you get back” type, then is that gonna be an issue like every other weekend, or is it never actually gonna come up? I have so many questions. I was off the market for 11 years. When did hiking take over. How did Big Sporting Goods pull off this cultural coup

ell

That tit reaction 'not a reaction' gasp was so good though

phonons

💯💯💯

Ady

Yes! Park recreationists walked so mile hike club can run. 🥵 Happy birthday month!

Deja

Exactly!!! U get it LMAO :) and thank u!!

Thelnie

His mm-mm echoes in my head

erin 🤸‍♂️

this audio was so babygirl of you also why did the speaker character remind me of kendall roy 😭😭😭

ariana

the amount of times I’ve listened to this in the past 48hours is concerning

ariana

*presses play*

R

this audio is weirdly relaxing??? The nature sounds and your voice are so calming

adrian ⛓️

revenge fantasies on the treadmill is too relatable i fear

PlantKittyWitchBaby

Thank you! Excited to be in community, appreciating August!

Kizø._.Beanz

"Natures about to fuckin experience me" Okay daddy

Shelly Belly

Your raspy voice in this one August, holy shizzzzzz

whiskey 🍒

Three minutes in and I'm cackling at this grumpy ass man

PS

I love hiking and this was satisfying to listen to for sure. The grumpiness >>> sex parts.

Girly

23:56 is my new religion. I don't think we've EVER heard him sound like that

milliegrant

when your voice gets like,, all raspy like that. i think that’s what life is all about.

oiul

HES SO BABY GIRL

sarah 💫

love these hiking hoes 🫶🏼🏔️🥾 as a certified freak for (of?) nature, this one hit on soooo many levels omg. To start off, the thumbnail?? Genuinely I keep getting distracted by how pretty it is 😍🌲 • bird chirps, footsteps, soft running water in the background & all the hiking huffing 😮‍💨 A+ SFX as usual!! • this grump is so endearing, wth. “nature’s about to experience me 😤” + “I’m gonna sit here until a bear comes along and eats me, spares me from this agony” made me 🙄 but also 🥺 • him playing it cool & acting unaffected by Listener was so fun and new! Idt we’ve heard it done *this* way before? kinda reminded me of free use adjacent stuff (WHICH IS HOT‼️), esp when she was like “using” his hand while he acted totally unimpressed?? More pls! • “Jesus Christ” is yummalicious but the almost imperceptible “oh god” @ 9:33⁉️🫢 • “You’re not a tease? Prove it then, open your mouth” UMM!!!! 😨🥲🆗 • I loveee a good “shut up” 🥰 it’s so playful and eggs on the snark in such a fun way • the SWEAT!!! pls pls I’m on my knees for more sweaty scenarios🧎🏻‍♀️😓 esp for outdoor scenes, there’s so much potential for pointing out things *glistening* in the sun ☀️ • them basking in the afterglow all sweaty in a sunlit meadow surrounded by shimmering trees and flowers while the wind blows is making me 🫠☀️😩🥹🌲🌼 P.S. I was positively flabbergasted that this hilarious reel came up on my feed ONE (1) DAY after this audio dropped, the FBI agent in my phone is not messing around https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8FeAjkPqWj/

sarah 💫

Ky you get me so bad, the “you’re so hot, pretty and annoying part” instantly got me going “aww you really mean it?? 🥹🥰” also same on being a juicy girl cursed to be eaten alive by bugs with good taste 😞🙂‍↕️

daahling

My favorite non-flirty/dirty line is "Nature is about to fucking experience me if these bugs don't stop." The way it was delivered. 🤌🏽 I also loved that listener literally had speaker chasing for pussy. 😂 Another favorite is when speaker is denying his reaction to seeing listener's titties. The intake of breath and shock then the murmured 'No'....so good.🥴 And the cherry on top... all the little giggles and catches of breath from speaker when he is talking to the other hikers and calling the day prefect....😩🫠.

wiggie

the bears: 🐻🗣️😡❌WOAH WOAH WOAH

sarah 💫

@ky I cannot stop rewatching I love it sm @wiggie “Deers coming imina-imitating you 🦌 birds, keeping their eyes on you 🐦👁️”

Steph

Just here to time stamp the parts that made my neurodivergent brain happy ☺️✨ 8:55 “Jesus Christ” 9:18 “borrow” I love the way this is pronounced?? Augy has an accent with certain vowels - cute!! 28:55 “Hi” cause also super cute somehow ?!

whiskey 🍒

"But this trail is like -- if I don't keep 👁️staring👁️ at the five😠 feet 😠 in front of me 😠, then I'm gonna 🗣️break 🗣️my ankle [!] and then, [huff 😤] and then you have to leave me🙄 to go get help [huff 😤😤], and then (☹️)😮‍💨 I get eaten by a bear 😑"

Titania

I love how many of your audios start out as good friends! The friendships always feel real and believable with a lived-in quality that makes the sexy turn an even bigger payoff

phonons

"Yes, the nasty. I'm talking about love" 🧐 Lmao

Grace

Perfect reenactment 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

sarah 💫

@phonons “yeah I’ve made love, what about you?” “😏👀 what do you think?🙂‍↕️”

whiskey 🍒

thank you 🙂‍↕️ i couldn't help myself, the voice acting and character work is so good

Grace

He’s so talented and the emojis are so accurate lol

dee

first of all - loved this audio (as always) and the chemistry and teasing in the beginning of this. but can someone explain what positions you think are happening? i can usually use context clues to help me visualize them but i can’t tell if this happens in the ground, on a bench etc. (obvs with the standing carry - i can picture that), also do we think they make it up to the view cuz the speaker says something like “i’m not moving anymore- just leave me for the bears” or do we think it happens midway up the hike?? pls help thanks😊

Kizø._.Beanz

"They're...fine👀...the-they aight" 😂😂

Alice

HOW DID I MISS THAT?!?!

Space Lillies

This is really sweet. I really like you telling stories in your audios.I think that’s why I like the superhero , madalorian anddnd one’s so much.

Maeve

I’m gonna need 5-7 business days to recover.

katsu

In the words of a favorite druid of mine, This audio really makes me “enjoy the bounty of natures gifts”

Molly

this was amazing! can we get another mmf soon? that one was so good!!!

kaspr

You sir, are a very (!!!) good voice actor it’s actually insane

Hannah 🌸

16:46 for future reference

nan nan ❤️🩷❤️🩷

The voice acting is so great! Everything about this audio is outstanding - the SFX, the pacing, the story, the dirty talk… gonna keep this in my rotation. I love your Friends-to-Lovers audios ❤️ Actually, I love ALL your audios ❤️❤️❤️

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Yay, another funny grump!! Just pouting in front of the most gorgeous vista, cuuuuuuute🧎🏿‍♀️👱🏿‍♀️. Lovely contrast between tender words and tenderizing physicality. Also so bold for the Speaker to demand a woman who hikes all the time to ride him. Do you want to be discreet or not 🙄 “Really really perfect day”??? 😭. This one feels so intimate (admitting feelings…looking directly into someone’s eyes…while they’re pounding you…and you’re both about to nut 😳), it made me blush! I know they’ll eventually be banned from this trail, but I look forward to many anniversaries on this peak making the local fauna consider leaving the neighborhood because of noise. Thanks, August 🐞!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

The giggle right before he talks to the other hikers the first time? I collapsed 😔

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

The sweat! Yet another moment of, “no. Hmmm well actually….”. He’s done it again! The reel 😭. Squirrels covering their babies' eyes, running high into the trees

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Late, but I hope you’ve found the new thing or that the search is going as painlessly as it can (an inherently painful process 😣)!!

erin 🤸‍♂️

i am STILL unemployed 😎🔫 but i have unemployment so that’s good lol. literally nowhere is hiring like 😭😭😭

erin 🤸‍♂️

thank you!! and yeah seriously it took so long for me to get approved 😭😭

KWoww

Oh hell yea. Halsin knows what's up.

yeinethegrey

WAIIIIT! Every time I THINK I have a fave audio of yours, another one takes the mfkn caaaake. Didn’t expect this one to hit so hard, and the admission of Feelings (TM)?! Took me all the way out. 😮‍💨 Jeebus. I truly don’t know how you DO THIS! Straight up destroying us, in the best way.

baggyhaggy

I can't read that line without hearing Astarion lol

aliyah

really respect how much this speaker was committed to having an attitude even while getting a literal handjob from his friend. he may have folded two seconds later but it’s the thought that counts!

aliyah

this was easily one of the speaker/listener dynamics of All Time. the teasing, the sexual + romantic frustration with her, the confession <33 so good i was willing to pretend i enjoy hiking.

ArtfullyAngelic

https://imgur.com/a/DNWUCQe 😌 Here you go. Please note I never do backgrounds, I’m just a silly girl with an iPad, an overactive imagination and too much time on her hands.

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I love the caption on that one 😂😂😂😂 also love the shading on this!! cannot wait for the upcoming projects ❤️

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I’m back again! Walking for an hour and a half then running for a bit, imagine how SWEATY these two are. “you’re wild”; “You smell so good. You taste so good”. I love these two! So ..primal ! 👏🏼👏🏼

moira 🎃👻

found another one! love this ❤️ I’m not even going through all of his audios, I’m just finding these by listening, like a sexy scavenger hunt 😂

kio 🍸

"i'm gnna sit here until the bear comes along and eats me. spares me from this agony." LMFAO SO DRAMATIC GAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

kio 🍸

the sudden, unplanned confession never fails to give me tingles MAAAAAN

kio 🍸

16:52 oh ... /Oh./

Craw Daddy

Coming back to this audio and all I can think of is the other hikers at the end walking off just like, “yeah so they were 100% fucking right before we walked up right?” “Oh yeah absolutely.” “Good for them.”

lubear

speaker asking timidly at the end “you like me?” he’s so loser boy (affectionate) <3

KWoww

The backpack still being on 😆

~She’s been dead for 10 years~ 👻🍂🍁

As a hike hater from the PNW—totally, these people and their fucking views 😂 Speaker is valid and seen (but glad he got to enjoy his fucking view in the end 😏)

Peachyspit

He's been chuckling ever since knowing that she likes him too daaaang😙😙

Sara

Y’know what, bugs DO go after certain ppl. I’m away telling my mum it’s bc she’s yummier than us LOL

MJ

Mosquitoes love people with O+ blood and a certain gene that makes you smell sweet. It's not just folk wisdom. :)

B N

Back at this one again for its healing restorative powers while I count down the days until I can escape from the grips of winter 🤤

moira 🎃👻

maybe the views we saw along the way was her!!

Steph

went for a hike today. kept thinking of this audio while on the hike. came home and listened to the audio. now i need a nap.

eimi

using this as my walking fuel for today hehe

Mabel

Interesting to hear that it went in a different direction to intended. Does that mean it was completely unscripted?

Mabel

God I love cranky characters so much.

Mabel

All my life I've dreamed of a man saying "it's whatever" and telling me that feeling my tits is barely better than hiking.

Mabel

Genuinely one of my favourites so far (pissed off, frustrated sex and spanks that crack like they'd echo across the mountain 🔥🔥). I'm so curious what the original direction of this was supposed to be.