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ADDITIONAL TAGS: [Arm Holding] [Face Down] [Praise] [Silly Goofy Banter] [Slut Encouragement] [Exhibitionism Talk] [Multiple Orgasms] [Coming on Ass]You and your friend couldn't get tickets to see your favorite pop girlie's outdoor show, but it's not too far so you head over anyway to see what you can hear and see from outside the fence. He's reluctant, but you convince him to take a chance and sneak in with you... Hi!It's a classic F2L audio, based on a classic concept that first made the poll last summer I think. I switched it around a little bit and I think it's a fun addition to our summer fun outdoor sex catalogue and what's looking like a bit of an Mdom/brat taming August. My selection of royalty-free pop music is limited, so I wasn't really able to curate a specific vibe when it comes to the popstar in question, so don't judge based on that. I would have loved something a little brattier! Hope you like it, and have a great weekend! Take care,

august 🌨️NAMES USED: Toy, sl*t, brat, princess, dude (not sexual)

CW: Listener character is wearing a skirt.

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Jana

I read the title and literally interrupted everything.

Maia (SullieBee)

You releasing this after I went to Lollapalooza should be illegal…

Layne Gossett

Ur joking, im literally going to a concert tonight 😤

modernflail

I haven’t clicked a notification so fast in quite a while.

rose

is this your subtle way of telling us you're also partaking in brat (taming) summer?

🚫🥜 Mrs. Governor?

Same, I was literally working on my laptop, while gathered with family, and I’m itching to listen to this when I get back home 😂💔

Jaz

This reminds me of all the people watching Chappell Roan from the parking garage LMAOOO

Amy 🌙

I'm just out here, eating my tortellini, trying to live my life and then I see this notification. THE TAGS. SEND HELP. I'M HIT. MEDIC.

Nat

What a fun way to end a Friday

Maia (SullieBee)

OMG AUGUST BRAT FAN CONFIRMED?!?!💚💚💚

Liz

these tags ayooooo🥵

diana

feeling slutty 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

raspberry98 (edited)

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2026-09-22 05:00 You see how quietly left the library and stopped mid study sesh to listen in my dorm! Very demure very mindful 😌🙏🏿
2024-08-16 18:25

kira ✨

brat summer moment 🤸

ren

its 2:25am here and i was just about to go to sleep thinking i’d be safe if i checked patreon one last time before bed i was wrong. looks like i’ll be sleeping in 30 minutes and 10 seconds from now 🫡

kira ✨

TORTELLINI‼️

Amy 🌙

*sending telekinetic tortellini*

Jinxdancer

As always, the tags have me feeling absolutely feral without even needing to listen.

rachel 🍓

To close July we got historical genre + [mutual masturbation] + [mirror sex] and now we get F2L + [feeling slutty] + [edging] to kick off August? *Logan Roy voice* I ✨love it✨ in here, I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!📢 This is my brat summer. Excited to enjoy this later as my Friday nightcap! 🥰

wiggie

for crying out loud someone PLEASE tell my boss I need to leave early😵‍💫

✨nikki ✨

I am SO glad I brought my AirPods to work.

jay

jaw dropping tags as usual, doing the lords work this summer 🫡

kenna

brat summer in the august cinematic universe confirmed ?!?!

Natalie

best birthday gift ever

JammyJam

3 minutes in and I’m loving the slightly different laughing sound from the summery brat tamer August

kira ✨

the moans in this go CRAZY HOLY SHIT?!?!?$.&,&

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Oh god, another Speaker diagnosed with Goofy Cutiepie. I shall not survive 😔....

JammyJam

Okay somehow I feel like this could be the S and L from the 2H2T audio… some similar goofy steamy vibe

rachel 🍓

happy birthday, Natalie!! 🥳

ren

you did NOTTT see my previous display name eli 🥸🥸

Thelnie

Happy birthday!

riri

I'm only at the beginning but tbh, August's laugh sounds like music to my ears 🤌

kira ✨

NOT DEMURE AND MINDFUL PLEASEEKRJDFJ

kira ✨

it’s a friday cmon boss free my girl 🙏🙂‍↕️

kira ✨

happy birthday queen ‼️🫶

wiggie

ty for having my back😌🙂‍↕️ they should know it’s in their best interest to free me rn because my productivity tanks when I get audio notifs 📉📉

kookie

the tags *gulp*

miyako

Friday!

Paige ✨

Happy birthday girl!!

kenna

happy bdayyyy!!!!

Janina

not this being a top fantasy of mine and August ABSOLUTELY DELIVERING 😮‍💨

rachel 🍓

“a fun addition to our summer fun outdoor sex catalogue and what's looking like a bit of an Mdom/brat taming August.” soooo what he’s saying is this is a new entry to the AITW Club classics? 🎧💚🙂‍↕️

sarah 💫

This comment has shot me right between the eyes I’m stumbling blind into a ditch

jess🍒

EEEEE listening to this after a long long day😮‍💨

Paige ✨

This is SO FUN!! Been feeling concert FOMO while recovering from surgery and this is the best! Love all of your different concepts and characters, August! 🤩 also dead that characters got caught. Your laugh is amazing.

sarah 💫

KY!!!! Happy bday 🎉‼️💗🎂🥳

Natalie

thank you everyone <3

Paige ✨

Happy birthday, Natalie!

Agatha Li

I need to go back and relisten to this whole thing, but I had jumped to the sex part more towards the end, and the ferocity of the moans and breathing...that I had to pause and leave this comment - I am Pikachu face rn 😮😳🔥

rachel 🍓

happy birthday, Ky!!! 🥳💖

sarah 💫

August I went to the silly goose convention and they were all asking for you 🪿

Hannah 🌸

Hi Auggie!! Respectfully (RESPECTFULLY) what the FUCK was that?????? (in a good way)

sarah 💫

Whoo happy bday!!! 🍰🎉

sarah 💫

He’s churning out those CLUB CLASSICS‼️💚

PlainJaneJezebel

I just got new beats pros and ffs. I thought your voice had me fucked up before 😩😂🫠

kira ✨

IM FUCKIN SAYING

Lizzy

me: F2L 🤨 August: [fun mdom][coming on ass] me: i’ll allow it

Titania

brat (taming) summer

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Without knowing what I'm listening to, just judging by the looks on my face, you'd think I was watching something on LiveLeak… Siri, play I Can See the Future & X by Tinashe. I love consistently not reading the tags and feeling like someone’s taken a cattle prod to my brain for 20-40 minutes after I press play. Not you saying, “you look so surprised!” right after I gasped and put my hand over my mouth. You also squeezed an exhilarated “OH MY GOD” out of me at the thumb across the lip mention, I feel called out!!! This is the reckless power of the Blowfessor & Ice Scream Man! Concert slut?????? Hello???? I am transported back to, “you wanna get fucked up by Daddy and all his friends” from the Gamer audio, and I have collapsed. Where do I sign up? This is so so FUN, so casual, this is a very comfortable friendship that feels like the temperature can rise and fall at will. Comfy and sexy like grey sweatpants. Love the feeling of falling and falling and thinking I’ve reached the bottom (top?) of the fall, then you kick me off an additional invisible cliff. I am going to bed. #SlutEncouragement2024

Agatha Li

Tortellini yummm 😋🤤

wiggie

yay happy bday ky!!!

wiggie

happy bday natalie!!!!

wiggie

determined to crank this bitch out on my lunch break thank you for making it exactly half an hour😁

Pomme G Seeds

This checked so many of my boxes, I'm converting this audio into a Substance of some sort and I'm injecting it into my bloodstream, thank you 🙏🏾

Pomme G Seeds

I went to goofy goober town and they elected him as mayor

Chanel

ooh he's MEAN today (more of it please)

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I wanna dance to Tutor, I wanna dance to YB, I wanna dance to Charlie XXX (this Speaker)

erin 🤸‍♂️

YOU WANNA GUESS THE COLOR OF MY UUUUNDERWEAR YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I GOT GOING ON DOWN THERE!!!! 😭😭😭🔫🔫🔫

sarah 💫

@gabriella 🥭 he was busy making this audio 🥴 @pomme they just named a new car after him called the Goofmobile AITW that has the speed of 500 silly geese

JammyJam

Happy birthday 🎁🎊🎉

key

just clocked out… im lit rn

Evie Fans

I came way tooo hard omg … goodnight 😴 (it’s 12pm 😅)

Grace

Happy birthday!!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Can the owner of the Goofmobile AITW shaped like a big fucking banana peel please move their vehicle 🙄

Chanel

commenting again bc i just finished it and being the concert girly that i am: this shit made me feral FUCK

Chanel

happy birthday!!!!

Sloan Amora

You had me at [neck holding]

lilli 🦋

silly goofy august>>>>>>> 👉👈👉👈👉👈

Page Chase

One of my fondest summer memories was catching Depeche Mode from the Harborwalk behind the Bank of America pavilion with my bike riding friends.

Marcy Aberder

Not me checking this on my lunch break fuck. You never post this early I’m going home 🏃🏽‍♀️💨

Buttercup

I‘m a simple woman. I see F2L and instantly got a new favorite audio ✨

kenna

this was one of those 0-100 audios where I was giggling having a fun time and then Shit Got Serious. 10/10

sarah 💫

COD: sillygoose-itis 😔 there is no cure

n.

tell me WHY I was giggling and shit THE SILLY BANTER WAS SO CUTE AND THE BUILDUP HELLO???

nan nan ❤️🩷❤️🩷

Weeee! I’m one of the early bird listeners for once! Had to drop everything I was doing and settle in ❤️ Worth it!

Dafina

Hey Siri! Why this man’s laugh has such hold on me?

Dafina

Being called a brat (and liking it) wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card

rachel 🍓

Three comments before even listening is insane I am aware (that Friday running down the clock @ my desk job feeling!!!), but as long as we’re taking inspiration from the pop girlies for audios - can I humbly direct our attention to the Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl herself, Chappell Roan? 💖 Consider: - “knee deep in the passenger seat and you’re eating me out.” Car sex! Yet unexplored territory in the Augustverse… But Speaker would not be a total fuckboy like the song’s subject lol - “am I doing research in a mini skirt at the library in your hometown?” Tutor, my beloved. He may lose the sequels poll, but he’s forever the winner in my heart! AND FINALLY - “I heard you like magic? I’ve got a wand and a rabbit.” [vibrator play] and just toys in general?! I’m looking at you, Too Hot To Touch 2… 😏 Thank you for indulging me, I promise my next comment will actually be about the audio lmao bye

hexa

“What we created here today” made me *caaaaackle* that was a good one Also Adore Delano reference off the top! Party! 🎉 P.S. favourite tag sighting [clit spanks] 👀 P.P.S. 💚

pumpkin ky 🥧🎃🕯️

also yes i know brat summer but before i forget, consider: your favorite artist's favorite artist, chappell 🫶🏼

rachel 🍓

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE 🧠💖

jasminegreentea

"can we make out now?" "come here tip your head back" the friends to lovers girlies are NOT okay 🥵

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I would like to contribute $1,000,000,000 to your campaign, your platform is quite compelling

🚫🥜 Mrs. Governor?

Why do I giggle every single time he laughs like my goodness I am blllllushing?

Paige ✨

I love this community!! Thanks Gabriella 🥰 it’s been a lot harder than I anticipated but I am feeling much better! Have a Sabrina Carpenter concert in October and expect to be dancing by then 💃🏻

hexa

Oooo happy heppy hippy birthday, ky!!! 💚💚💚

rachel 🍓

Consider us in coalition, Gabriella! I think we have some real policy alignment here given your #SlutEncouragement2024 platform.

hexa

Wooo yay happy birthday, Natalie! 💚🖤

Dafina

S-A-M-E, I smile like a schoolgirl, hiding my face and shit as if he’s in front of me 😩

hexa

and DAMN is she good live, my word—

sarah 💫

Haven’t finished listening but I just saw Trap and in my head these 2 are at a Lady Raven concert and Josh Hartnett is in the background running from the FBI 🏃🏻🚨🎤🐦‍⬛

yanna

<- listener character after being brat tamed

🚫🥜 Mrs. Governor?

I was already losing it but then I heard “aren’t you, baby?” And I lost what was left of my common sense. Definitely a favourite now 🔥 thank you for the good night audio, legend 🩵🩵

i

this gave me whiplash

Nevaeh

Oh we are so back

Anastasia

didn‘t even start the audio but the tags are already making me giggle oh lord

anna

"dude (not sexual)" is so funny loved the banter throughout! i feel like a lot of FTL stuff feels like all setup and then stops once the sex starts but you do a great job of keeping up the playfulness (or intensity or whatever the context of the audio may be) of actually hooking up with a friend throughout the entire thing 🤌

Ruth Hope 🩷

Omg this was so cute and fun! I loved the dynamic between speaker and listener, especially the banter! The F2L dynamic truly is your 🍞 and 🧈, and I'm really glad you revisited an idea from a previous poll, as well as some of the ideas/elements you mention in Dirty Talk 3! One thing that stood out to me about this audio was the length of the Listener character's orgasms; they both felt rather short, especially compared to how long they usually are in other audios. I don't have the data, as far as length in seconds of all the Listener characters' orgasms in all the audios—I'm not that organized haha—so I can't say for certain if the orgasms are actually that much shorter than they usually are... All I know is that they *felt* short to me. I know that everyone has different preferences for these sorts of things, and it is 100% August's prerogative to decide how long the orgasms are. However, I am curious, does anyone else feel like the orgasms in this audio were shorter than usual? Do y'all notice/think about these sorts of things as much as I do? To clarify, I really enjoyed this audio, and the way August does Listener character orgasms in his audios is definitely one of my favorite things about them! I just started wondering "am I alone in this?" haha 🤔 I hope everyone is having a great day! 🙌☀️❤️

Savi

happy friday to you too🙂‍↕️

hexa

like excuse me, “dude” is *very* sexual to me

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I need an image of his AITW Club Classics, but organized like the Penguin Classics on a long bookshelf.

anna

calling your friends babe and your bf dude is a way of life

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Phew, happy the hardest part is over! And hell yeah to dancing to Nonsense live 🥳

Grace

How was that movie? I’ve been wanting to see it but haven’t gotten to yet

Edie.

The jury finds the minutes of 10.30 - 15.30 to be particularly diabolical, nefarious, vicious and flat out wicked!! Guilty on all counts and also 10/10 pls do it again

sarah 💫

@Grace I’m admittedly extremely biased bc I’ve crushed on JH since I was a wee lass watching Pearl Harbor sooo my opinion is skewed haha I had a good time, it was silly and fun and the kind of movie you’ll enjoy if you don’t think *too hard* about it 😅 definitely not gonna win any awards but it was a murdery, fun, sexy time at the movies so I’m happy! Hope you like it if/when you see it! 🍿

Just here

I feel like im a broken record but it must be said! You do the little moments of intimacy and also casual vibes so well that it's believable and immersive as a listener 😭😭❤️❤️❤️ it almost makes me want to cry sometimes bc it makes me crave it irl but the dating pool and dating culture has been rough out here lolll anyways great audio as always 🤣❤️

makenzi

“Slut, slut, fucking slut” whaaaat why am I cheesing so hard over that? This and (many) other questions for my therapist. The mixing on this? Are you for real? Mad, incredible skills. Absolutely wild. This is the kind of friendship I’d have punched Jesus (sorry, Jesus) for back in the day. I appreciate that the “uninhibited, free spirit” vibes actually translate to how vocal homie was*. Love the abandon of the moment- he’s a ✨fun✨ fuck and it’s delicious. Imagine a finger-licking gif here ->❌ *Yes I know all of the speakers are vocal, but like. This one’s out there moaning and shit with his whole chest. Bless.

Onnie

oh COME ON 😫 you did not just peek into my concert slut brain and chose all sorts of random thoughts and threw them into a salad bowl and made this?????

Gabby

All the endorsement they need tbh. I’m sold 😂

Gabby

Happy birthday!! 🥳🎂

Gabby

Happy Birthday!! 🥳🎂

pumpkin ky 🥧🎃🕯️

hi ruth! only bc you explicitly asked, i did not notice that haha. personally im not concerned w the length as much as the quality and they're always... yeah 😁 but again thats just in my experience!

twee

oh my gosh i‘m currently in munich for adeles concert, i just left the area RIGHT THIS MOMENT and the first thing i see on my phone is this??? this can’t be a coincidence istg

Beth

This is so Julia ✨

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

🎵 Love that dickin’ from Hot Guy 🎵, finger lickin’ good! And yes, I appreciate all the fun friend sounds that can happen because this person knows you so well. They’re absolutely having post-game chats over yummy food.

aj

a work of art

makenzi

Omfg I love you 😂😂😂 I’m going to be singing that for daaaays and days and days Dude. Getting some killer noodles and giggling ab the grass in her hair? Magical. Sign me up twice in my next lifetime.

xai !!

oh i am such an august enthusiast

Ynara

Hey! So this was insane?!

ari

AUGUST ENTERING THE M NIGHT SHYAMALAN TRAP UNIVERSE?

ari

august speaker: did you know that this whole concert is a trap

Courtney💋

"Can we makeout now? 🥺" How do you manage to sound so seductive and so cute in the same breath? I love how bubbly the speaker was in this audio despite the degradation.

electra

19:55 jesus fucking christ, he absolutely clocked me with the mouth open comment

Katana

again i loove the opening scenes , it's always so fun and adds so much to the characters also the concert sfx in this one is some crazy good work, the volume and song choice was perfect AND the transition at 3.03 was genius, i really felt like i transported somewhere

Rye

UGHHHH I LOVED THIS!!!! This is going into the rotation 🖤🖤

Mina

The third “I’m doing it” was so fucking hot?

sarah 💫

@ari listener character: I’ll show you a trap….🪤😏

Aimee 🦋

I just listened to this while baking cookies I’ve baked 100 times and omg this is the best batch I’ve ever baked. Babes, forget baking with love, bake with lust 🍪 August, I’m beyond smitten 🩷 kthanksloveubye

mimi 🌻

WHAT THE FUCK AUGUST, THE TAGS ALONE ARE DEADLY 你在干什么

Kizø._.Beanz

I love how he has the same pessimistic voice as hiking friend 😂 we love itt

macie

August using his outside voice okkkkkkk

Kizø._.Beanz

Yeah I know of course we can't kiss but outer course slight outer course while groping your best mate yeah that's totally fine

Effie

August could just breathe into the mic for thirty minutes and I'd be satisfied. Jeez.

Grace

Omg I’m gonna try this the next time I’m baking lol

sarah 💫

Ooh interesting, I personally didn’t notice a difference in Listener Character O length here! Like you said, I think it’s suuuper dependent on the listener’s own personal tastes & preferences and for me personally, the listener character Os felt the typical “normal” length haha <3

Kizø._.Beanz

Oh my goodness when he repeats slut I'm just sitting here thinking of the song slut me out

Poppy

BRAT summer fr

wiggie

this feels like a romance movie in the best way, the banter is my favorite part and that doesn’t happen often😗 august you may add “actor” to your list of skills on Linkedin if you haven’t already bc this shit takes talent. holy moly

Claire

That's amazing😇😇😇😇 Thank you for letting me hear such good audio on my birthday!!😍 btw what song is that at 3:04?

Claire

That song is so good! I can't wait to get ready for the loop!!💓

Agatha Li

Now that I've had a chance to listen to the whole thing and collect my thoughts: - The seamless blend of movement/breath work/line delivery was on fucking point 👌🏼- out of a whole menu of notable elements in this audio (list to follow), this stood out the most to me. Your work is always immersive, but somehow this felt like a new vista 🏔️was reached in immersiveness/believability. MVP 🏆 - "Can you go to jail for this?" Awww, so cute with his rule-following 🫠 - They got caught! LOL 💀💀💀 - Catching the different August character laugh 😂 profile in this audio: fun/exhilarating, out-of-breath, can't believe what's happening🙃. As a listener this helped me to get just as caught up in the moment as they are. Reminds me a little of younger coworker at the holiday party 🎄🥂, where his tipsiness really made me buy into the scenario. - "You like it....fucking brat" 😳🥵🥵🥵 - "You like those big fingers inside you?" SIR! 🫣✌🏼 - "Slut, slut, slut, fucking slut" while he fingers her harder. TKO. 😵 - "Do you want cock?" Delivery so fucking sassy 🤭 - 13:27-14:44: that whole exchange just 👩🏻‍🍳💋 (the "fingers beating up that clit" while he holds her neck, making her look at him so she knows who's pleasuring her, forcing her to say she's his slut with threat of stopping) - so intense but also SO their sassy/bratty dynamic - Wanting to see how she looks like when it goes in, grabbing her arm/elbow, and the "tip your head back" kiss as he pounds her? 🥵🥵🥵 - Also are these the hardest, most ferocious (read: delicious) spanks we've ever heard in the ACU/AAU? 💥💥💥🤯 - August's "I'm not done with you" is like the NSFW version of a concert/performance encore 🎵🎤💃🏻💃🏻🪩🎉 - The various cumplay/cum tasting/cum on face mentions, could this be shaping up for some bona-fide CEI? 😋 Thank you so much for this brat summer August audio, August! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼❤️ Happy travels!!! ✈️

Katana

fuck resellers btw

jess

“i said you’re hot get over it” real

jess

“dude (not sexual)” real x2

H

sir

Sofiapobs

This man could read a grocery list and still sound hot

Kit

Can’t even get halfway through this audio without losing my mind. This is too powerful

rachel 🍓

I am back and wow… AugustInTheWinter Club Classic indeed! ✊🏼 🫡 I love this pair so much. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: there is no one who does a F2L dynamic quite like you, August. It really is one of your gifts as a writer/performer. I am convinced that these two hang out on the reg and are intrinsically comfortable with one another. It’s the way you established that there is absolutely no fear of judgement between them from the moment Speaker is open about being nervous to sneak in. That is such an astute way to quickly communicate their close friendship! We talk about contrasts a lot (another strength of yours!), but jesus…Speaker going from such sweet, goofy, mild-mannered vibes (“You’re so HanDsY today! 🤪”) to the dirtiest, roughest, debauchery (“Slut, slut, slut, fucking slut.”) was wickedly hot. 🔥 Other assorted thoughts: - “It’s purely physical” SOS I’m having flashbacks to Spank Therapy Best Friend🚨‼️ - I think this is one of the best fingering scenes you’ve ever done ever like… holy shit…. 🥵 The denial of not letting her touch him until she comes on his fingers is soooooo Date-Breeds-You-in-Bed-coded. More of that always and forever, please. 🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️🕯️ - I love that the “confession” in this happens as they’re actively fucking, even later in the audio maybe than other F2L of yours? I think one of the reasons your F2L never feels formulaic is because you don’t always follow the more typical ‘confession leads into sex’ structure. I love a yearning icebreaker “confession” too, but this more casual off-the-cuff approach was EXACTLY the move for the story. Porn with plot motivation forever and ever amen!! - I fear I will never tire of the, “I wanna see it going in” + “I’m not done with you yet.” moments. The banter involved in this particular audio cranked that up to a new level for me… Mouth-agape! Brainless! - “Are you sensitive? You’re gonna have to push my head away! *diabolic laughter*” 😩 🫵🏼 AUGUST DON’T YOU DARE DANGLE OVERSTIM IN FRONT OF ME LIKE THIS!!! I’m gonna need a “slut” count for this audio. I think you may have set a new record! And to be clear, I’m not mad about it. 😈 lol love how I started this comment trying to *not* write a novel about this audio, but… here we are. I am who I am! Hope these massive comments are not too tiresome to read! haha I know the Reddit gang is gonna absolutely eat this up! Thank you for more summery slutty fun! Happy August all! 🩵🪩

Allie

My poor neighbours 😭

mina!

my birthday is in four hours so listening to this is absolutely going to be my first celebratory act <3 also i see u with the “i would have loved something a little brattier” …real

rachel 🍓

Happy birthday, Claire! 🥳

rachel 🍓

Happy early birthday, mina! 🥳

Claire

thank you sweetie!!🥰

lily

Spectacular! give me 14 of them right now 😋

ArtfullyAngelic

“I want to see your face when it goes in” S I R???? DIABOLICAL. How am I supposed to go on with my life normally after this??? My brain chemistry has been permanently altered. The KISSING? THE “Can we make out now?” SO EAGER????? WHAT DO I TELL MY THERAPIST

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I promise I’ll be normal about this one 🤞🏿 This audio is dangerous because it evokes the exhilarating “I can do anything!!!” feeling post-concert so strongly. This is raised exponentially by being with one of your best friends. Listener Discretion Advised. This is such a lived-in relationship. He’s talking CRAZY, but it’s so intimate. Asking her to say his name? He’s heard her say it thousands of times, but in a scream and in this context, it’s so different. The demands to see her reactions are like when you excitedly hurry to show your best friend a new song or TV show, but the song is your fingers and the show is your dick. All the quick adjustments and blunt feedback. TOO. FUN. Also, post-nut pussy eating is so underrepresented. Of course one of the various liquids could be your own jizz, and that’s fine!!! I think in the Palentine’s audio, there are a few comments of people being horrified doing this with their long time boy best friends (fair enough). I am unfortunately the polar opposite, so this audio is like 👊🤯💥💣⛓️‍💥 in my slutty little brain…… I perhaps failed to be normal 😔

Sade

the number of times you said slut in this was not very cutesy or demure or mindful…but I’ll allow it 🧚🏻

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

“Does Everything is romantic usually have this many screams? What’s going on over there 🧐”

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Rachel!!!! I’m pumping my fist to this comment! Absolutely co-sign all points made and also the “slut slut slut” felt like tickling? Like mental tickling from a very very good friend. They know how crazy this’ll make you feel and are doing it anyway because they’re your best friend and being a little mean to you is fun. It’s purely physical, yes, our Spank Therapy Best Friend for sure!!! This friendship has so much tensile strength, we can push physical boundaries really far into explicitly sexual before someone has to go, “come on now 🙄” hahaha

Claire

thank you sweetheart!!💓

JammyJam

Listening for the second time and is it just me or do those spankings sound even crispier in the recent audios? I could use the sound as my alarm it would definitely slap me right back to consciousness (or hell, whichever’s closer). Good job sound wizard 😆😆😆

fedu

Yea I’ll flick the bean w this one im afraid

Cheyenne Dziadosz

August is shaping up to be a great month!!! ☺️🥰☺️

kira ✨

when i relisten shortly ill do a slut head count and report back ‼️

Agatha Li

🎵 "Song is your fingers and the show is your dick 🎶 - just bars 🤩

rachel 🍓

@Gabriella haha aww thank you! It is nice to know I’m not just yapping into the void! haha🕳️🌌📣 and omg love the “mental tickling” analogy for the slut chant… like, yes, it’s a friend egging us on, but on overdrive! 😏 Gosh do I love our “platonic” sluts of the ACU! That vibe in this audio and Spank Therapy is so different to High School Friend S&L’s dynamic (which is another F2L August audio that I absolutely adore!). Just appreciating the multitudes of the F2L kaleidoscope! 🌈

Alyssa

OKAY, PRODUCTION???

rachel 🍓

@kira omg thank you for your service! I eagerly await the results… I’m ready to be scandalized (complimentary)! 🥰

chai

i love the way you built up the atmosphere - one of my fave ideas from the dirty talk audios, and this audio did not disappoint 🫠

em

the way i had to sit there in my friends room and not think about the notification i got that you posted.

kira ✨

if i counted correctly it’s a clean 30 sluts or variations of the word 🕺🙂‍↕️✨🤝

em

UM ATE THIS UP. AUGUST YOUVE OUT DONE YOURSELF! when he calls her baby and giggles KNEES WERE WEAK.

Rya Li

Me, 30, engaged and stable, happy to be out of the enveloping shit spiral that was my 20s: 😭 i miss being 20 and broke with nothing to lose, sneaking into shows and moshing and making weird eye contact with gross sweaty boys and commiting petty crimes because I'm young and punk and desperate and invincible and also maybe that will impress the boys even tho they're stupid and who cares what they think, i miss summer and concerts and festivals and lazy days and thunderstorms and I AM NEVER GONNA BE YOUNG AGAIN 😭😭 *cough cough* sorry yeah idk what came over me. Great audio tho, uh, yeah, really immersive. Yeah no I am fine. I'm *sniffle* yeah I'm good mhm let's just, uh, think about sex. yeah im good. Perfect concert experience.

rachel 🍓

👏🏼 “Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, etc.” 👏🏼 That has got to be a record, right? Achieving new heights this Slut Summer! 📈

JanuaryEmbers1313

Good grief… your audios are getting better and better with each one🥵

luna

I will kill for a giggly August. A belated birthday gift to me. 💕 Thank you for this

roxy

Just went through the comments before listening and from the looks of it I better BUCKLE IN 😀

alisha 🌱

happy belated birthday, luna!! 💖

Crowkeeper

I loved how you portrayed the bond between the characters and how comfortable they were with each other. It made all the interactions believable. The whole audio had a very natural "flow". I also loved the positive and radiant energy of the speaker with all his smiles and giggles. Thank you:)

Anna 🌺🦕

omg how was it???? did you go with friends or alone? i need a festival squad tbh, none of my friends want to do coachella next year and i want to so bad 😤

Queenie

That third "I'm doing it" sure is something

sarah 💫

I’ll be back with more thoughts when I can mop up what’s left of my brain but I need to know who else started smiling, giggling, twirling their hair at the “say it you fucking brat” part??? 🤭 This triggered a level of brat in me ihni existed?? [Slut Encouragement] is delicious yummy gorgeous but this?? This feels like borderline [Brat Encouragement ]‼️ Like he’s not taming the brat, he’s *CELEBRATING* the brat, god bless his goofy silly cutie pie heart. I need to go do some face massages bc I haven’t grinned that hard through an audio since my beloved Too Hot To Touch and that’s saYING something!!☝🏼

JammyJam

He understands, he encourages, he becomes

alisha 🌱

first of all, your giggles are so contagious and the energy of this audio captures that carefree summer attitude of my early 20s that i lowkey miss 🫣💖 secondly, speaker calls listener "slut" like a record number of times in this but god, these are some of the sluttiest moans ever and i'm so thankful that this audio exists 😩 we are SO spoiled with each new release~

Maia (SullieBee)

I went with one of my best friends and it was so fun and I got to see some of my favorite artists. Ended up getting covid so I couldn’t go my last day but it was worth it😅

Sisyrinchium

Omgg, post on my birthdayy. Let’s go 🙌🏼

sk8rgirl

Happy Fucking August Indeed

MiaV2048

The ‘dude (not sexually)’ killed me because I suffer from a bad case of using “‘babe’ platonically and ‘bro’ romantically”

ari

😦

ari

“i’m not done with you” i don’t know why i forget this happens every time

秦词

生日快乐啊宝!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DivineFeminine

Maybe it’s just me but the carefree, grinding, summer concert, gives me “Mañana Será Bonito” 🍒🌸🦋☀️vibes ☺️ The ambient sound in this is so vivid & immersive. Even with limited music, you captured the atmosphere so well (as always) but this was so good 👏, brings back certain memories. [Slut Encouragement] Yeah - this one hit harder than a brick tbh. The way he says “slut” over and over is just so playfully delicious….do it again 👀

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

@rachel 🍓 “Platonic” Sluts of the ACU has to be a new collection name lmaooo. And yes, it’s like he takes a prism up to the F2L light then just chooses a color every time. He’s insane 💗

freyxxxxxxx

Yo the thumbnailis ultra helloooooo

Amazonia

Thank you for this my love!!

6sheeshALaying 🦢

Fun but rough is my favorite recipe for getting off and WHAT A TREAT THIS WAS. The surprise mini edging with classic Villain August chortles sent me spiraling, then the second half of the audio got even more intense and I was just listening with my hand over my mouth trying not to scream because what in the actual fuck?! This speaker character was WILD. I hope he visits the augustverse again soon in some form or another.

6sheeshALaying 🦢

Sorry I thought I was done but I’m not done. I just remembered thinking the doggy sfx blew my mind because you could hear how hard he was going when it was like full length thrusts, but then also when he was closer and maybe just grinding it into her or doing shorter thrusts, I mean am I making this up in my head or did anyone else clock that?! Ps the “I want to see it going in” took me from zero to feral in a heartbeat. Just wow.

AncientSpaceship

"Are you sensitive? You're gonna have to push my head away" WHAT DID I JUST HEAR??? Idk how you came up with your lines, they just feel so natural and hot (like you've already got a hot voice but with these lines...) They never fail to blow my mind.

chloe

love so so so many things abt this audio… but i can’t articulate it… many such cases

chloe

i should’ve known i wouldn’t have a functioning brain after that. anyway time to go to work ⛹️‍♀️

Grace

Happy birthdayyy

Grace

Happy late bday!

Grace

Happy birthday!!

Grace

Happy birthdayyy

roxy

August’s F2L audios are like no other ✨ I really enjoyed the dynamic between these two, the silly and goofy banter will get me everytime ☺️ you could really tell just how comfortable they were with each other which made the scenario and how it played out all the more realistic. Also HELLO??? The sound design in this?? I swear your audio editing skills level up with every audio. The atmosphere alone was incredible 😭💖

🚫🥜 Mrs. Governor?

I was fucking blushing the entire time during the build up like I AM LITERALLY smiling right now thinking about it 😂❤️

🚫🥜 Mrs. Governor?

You put it PERFECTLY, and yeah I might come back to this tonight for a Slut counter 😂

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Still thinking about this comment. “Slut” as a cheer, as an incantation mmhm 🙂‍↕️

katsu

😜“Ok I’m doing it” 😏”I’m doing it…” 😮‍💨 😈”I’m doing it.”

Tylor

having a brat summer i see 🫣💚

sarah 💫

Happy birthday!! 🎁 💚

sarah 💫

@JammyJam he simply IS🧘🏻‍♀️ (a slut) @Dana I CANT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT OR MY FACE WILL CRAMP UP 🤕 @Gabriella🥭 S-L-U-T!! 📣 From on your tippy toes to on your knees!! 🎉🙌🏼 GO TEAM‼️📣

sarah 💫

Happy late bday luna! 🙌🏼🎂

rachel 🍓

happy belated birthday, luna! 🥳

Rya Li

Fiance's response: Why audio man make wife sad. Audio man supposed to make wife horny. What audio man do. What he say. Why.

Sarah

Wow this was good. I normally hate outdoor audios idk why..but this was delicious. A man who satisfies even though he’s already finished!? Pleaseeee 🧎🏽‍♀️

sarah 💫

Omg yesss rachel 🍓 totally agree on everything! 🙌🏼 the not touching him until she comes also reminded me of *another* goofy boy, THTT Speaker 🫠 and same re: confession moment, it feels almost MORE authentic when it’s mid-coitus? Like they’re so caught up by their desire that they can’t help but spurt out (ahem) the confession 🥲

rachel 🍓

@sarah wait YES, you are right about the no touching THTT Speaker parallel 🫢 🪭 the teasing encouragement throughout is *very* THTT-coded as well… no wonder I vibe (😏) w this Speaker so much! Loooord I love these goofy kinda mean Speakers who deny L just to give her more more more (hello, overstim in THTT and overstim tease we get at the end of this audio)! 🥵 And absolutely! I think I used to prefer a more “traditional” F2L “confession” where it happens pre-sex, but August has changed that completely!

C

This might be the best thing you’ve ever made. (Ik I’ve said it multiple times BUT ITS THE TRUHT EVERY TIME!)

C

This seems like the best way to explain this audio fs

sarah 💫

This audio feels like getting two favorite ice cream flavors swirled together for the price of one (Mean Mdom Mudpie *and* Silly Salted Caramel??) 🍨 The way you keep up the goofy vibe WHILST being rough & mean is fucking art. This dude is straight up LAUGHING like a silly goose while chanting “slut, slut, slut, fucking slut” I’m??? need to be chained to a tree on top of a mountain in the middle of the ocean🌲⛰️🌊 A few fave parts: • the overwhelming sense of FUN here is so infectious. The JOY/giddiness is so vibrant and never relents, even after the sexy stuff starts. Intense, passionate stuff is great but lighthearted, SMILEy sexy times are so underrated! *bangs fist on table* giggly, fun sex needs more representation‼️ • Rachel🍓 touched on this too but the F2L vibes were esp potent here. The way she keeps hitting him playfully, the casual closeness of dancing up on each other, the “dude” of it all (“you’re a good kisser. Respect ✊🏼”), the relentless teasing?? “You’re getting..what?? it’s natural, we both…are—have..bodies” 🫠 google.com can you die from grinning too hard • “that’s fucking good/that’s good” while she’s on her knees is soooo⁉️ fffrucjrurjrejddjj I’m malfunctioning 🥴 I’m barking. And meowing and screeching and neighing. Making every animal noise in history 🐺🐈‍⬛🦅🐎 •I will neverrrr tire of a classic “I wanna see your face/what you look like when it goes in” and I loveee how the rough arm holding + sexy face planting was balanced so well with the sprinkling of breathless laughter (I cannot even THINK about the strained, crazed laugh at 23:14??? 🙃) •her wiping off his own….!! from his face and taSTING IT??/!:?:!:?? “Mmm…yeah you like how that tastes? You slut *giggle*” i am SCREAMING into oblivion 🗣️ also dying at how [slut encouragement] applied to speaker as well (“ok well I’m the bigger slut then 😌”) This miiiight actually dethrone THTT for my fave silly *AND* mean speaker (a balance you strike unbelievably well). The goofy brat community thanks you for your service 🫡

sarah 💫

ALSO while we’re here acknowledging brat summer 💚🍏 exists in the ACU, I humbly propose Guess as the song for “Nerdy Oral Toy” Listener and Talk Talk for “Sister’s Annoying Friend” 🙂‍↕️ would love to hear any other song assignments from my fellow BRATS‼️

rachel 🍓

Wonderful commentary as always, sarah! It’s an honor to be cited omg! 🥹✍🏼 THANK YOU for celebrating, “you’re a good kisser. Respect.” bc I think it may be one of my favorite dialogue lines of an audio ever EVER and I completely neglected to mention it! It’s unbearably adorable that the energy of their friendship is still so THERE, like nothing has fundamentally changed about their vibe? They’re still the same pals AND now they’re having fun getting each other off!!! It’s an ELITE F2L energy! I’m a F2L fiend and I can’t get enough! 🥰 I am OBSESSED with your song assignment exercise omg… what first came to mind for me is Everything is romantic for Date Who Breeds You in Bed 🙂‍↕️🍏

sarah 💫

omg ofc rachel🍓!! 🫶🏼 Yesss the casual familiarity and goofiness of their friendship never falters, it’s like at the root of it all, they’re still FRIENDS who genuinely just like each other 🥺 Omggg that’s a perfect assignment for Breeding Date!!! It’s a bit slower and sweet but picks up pace and goes, um..*hard* 🤠

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Sarah!!!!!! Yes!!!! This is the Joker that we prophesied would appear!! He’s so so powerful, even more so than we imagined. I can never speak of the sounds made when she finally went down. Wagyu beef of Speaker oral reactions tbh 🙂‍↕️ @rachel @sarah yes elite F2L energy here! Also love the line: “friends can kiss. I’ve seen friends kiss”. Please leave me alone to scream 😣. They’re simply adding a new entree to the various delightful menu options of their friendship. This relationship feels like it’s full of so much possibility and creativity! Also looove the idea of song assignments, one moment please…

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

@sarah @rachel I loooove the in media res confessions because they feel more descriptive than prescriptive. The confession is just describing what is extremely evident from how these two interact v. saying the words first in order to “unlock” all the intimate stuff

rachel 🍓

@sarah yesss exactly! 🤠 I think everything is romantic also fits thematically bc its thesis is the idea that romance can be found everywhere, even in the most unexpected/unconventional places/things! S&L in Breeding Date didn’t need a dinner out to have a fun sexy time! ❤️‍🔥 @gabriella yesss to “friends can kiss”! Speaker has an expansive understanding of friendship and we love him for it!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

@rachel to quote the bestie Spank Therapy, “I *am* a good friend” exactly exactly ✅

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

@sarah @rachel okay. Sympathy is a knife for Depressed Shower Friend for sure. I might also like Von Dutch for Sister’s Annoying Friend and Talk Talk for Ex’s Best Friend??? And EIR for Date Who Breeds you (a man about whom I have a LOT of thoughts, might I add) is perfect 💚

chloe

this audio is soul snatching wtf

sarah 💫

@Gabriella 🥭 the “friends can kiss line” is soooo…ugh. Idk how to explain it. It’s just so familiar and flirty and playful? He’s toeing the line between jokey and sexy until it straight up disappears 😵‍💫 OMG sympathy is a knife is 1000% shower friend 🥺💔🔪 Von Dutch totally works for Sister’s Friend! I feel like it also seeeems like it would be Cocky from Palentine’s anthem but truly it belongs to Nerdy 🙂‍↕️ (“it’s so obvious, I’m your number one” is so Nerdy in that dynamic imo) @rachel 🍓 whoaaa I didn’t even think of the “unconventional place” aspect for breeding date, yes!!!

anodaw89

I know we all give you kudos for your voice acting, but I think your writing needs to be equally praised! The exposition never feels contrived and it's always seamless. 😚👌🏼

C

Yes yes yes!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Yes, it is all Nerdy’s 100%!! The apex “holy shit” DT #8 man 👊🧠 Though it’s not Charli, I’d like to also submit a bratty song, Everything is Embarrassing by Sky Ferreira, for Friendship Breakup

isabella

me: wow speaker where’s ur sense of adventure? just live a little, man also me, whenever my friends suggest doing anything even remotely adventurous: wait can we go to jail for this ??

bri

this is gen one of ur best audios. the story, the sound effects, the degradation/rough mdom and F2L combo is just chefs kiss. thank u

Peacherly

Oh they bumpin that

mandi

"dude (not sexual)" is making me laugh lmaooo dude (sexual)

rae

The breath work in this is insanely good 😵‍💫

revali

“What are you arching back for? Do you want cock?” made me ASCEND, holy shit

Kiriins

I was wondering what you think about sometime changing the rhythm to a harder stroke every 3 to 5 stoke (for example) to make things more dynamic and impactful than just one constant speed. The spanking was great for that. Beautiful character

slug

wow 11:59 is just fucking crazy btw

slug

this is hands down my favorite speaker persona yet. BIG FAN!!!!!! the BJ lesson has been my favorite audio since it came out (I DON'T EVEN SUCK CAWK?????), but this might have dethroned it. i normally lean towards the soft collection but wooow... this is just too good

slug

you got nearly all of my favorite parts!!! this is excellent commentary, but also the first part killed me bc the chanting of "slut" had me going insane too. like genuinely losing my mind. i paused and took a breather and replayed it.. until i realized there was more i should've prepared for😩

lexi

you just get it. oh my goddddddd another 10/10. unreal

pycha_

"You're slut okay?" "Well I'm the biggest slut then." The admission is just so funny omg🤣 Love those cute silly banter creating a really casual vibe. Feel like I'm watching a short rom-com (with a lot of sex obviously) hahahah And this is the first day for me being annual Moans!!!! Kinda want it to be a birthday gift to myself🤟🎂 (in a sexual way (women have needs

Stawbebbi

loved how goofy and playful this one was <3 good job!!

burntstrawberrytoast

august, the man that you are... im really trying to be respectful here but you have SUCH a filthy mouth. the breath work? the gutteral moans? i am thanking my lucky stars that i exist in the same timeline as you, like im utterly convinced you were put on this earth to do this. i woke up this morning thinking about this audio. every single time i have a visceral, out of body reaction. you can’t keep getting away with this,,,, im not doing well oh my godfdddd

Samaru

Is this a summer renaissance?? Brat taming in full force please. These are so fuuun

sage

dude (sexual) sent ME

sarah 💫

@slug Ty!! And yess that part had me popping my eyes open omg. Little did we know it was just the beginning 🙃

whiskey 🍒

It's audios like this that make me feel like a wild fuckin animal. You know those whack ass noises your cat made in heat before you spayed her? It's me. I'm the cat. I am not allowed outside yet. (I will return with hopefully more intelligent and coherent feedback later, but, jfc. About to start handing out pamphlets to my friends to ask if they have a moment to talk about Our Lad and Saviour, AugustInTheWinter.)

whiskey 🍒

CORRRRECT 🛎️🛎️🛎️ this audio is definition H-O-T-T-O-G-O

whiskey 🍒

AHHHHH rachel YES!! THTT 🤝 H-O-T-T-O-G-O

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

You made it to the end of your crazy week!! The way I am criss-cross applesauce for your commentary 💗🤲🏿

whiskey 🍒

@rachel🍓 Officially matching all donations from @Gabriella🥭 to help support the Slut Encouragement campaign 💰💰💰

whiskey 🍒

RECKLESS WITH POWER IS RIGHT, WTF DOES HE KEEP PUTTING IN THESE AUDIOS

whiskey 🍒

I made it out alive only for this this crazy fucker to take me out 💀 (***respectfully, if you're reading this, August 😇) THANK YOU FOR REMEMBERING, yes, I made it!! I'm kickin and screamin catching up with your commentary 💛😌

electra

So much of this audio is insane, but that last minute before he cums - has he ever sounded so desperate? So possessive? Like I'm seriously trying to recall from previous audios if he's ever gone this hard. You have to imagine that the speaker has wanted this for so long, but had no idea how good it was going to be.

Thelnie

You all are making me scared. I haven’t listened yet. 😨

whiskey 🍒

hi ruth!! it didn't feel shorter to me either, BUT! i wonder if it felt that way because a couple of moments in this audio have more sex sounds and less talking L through the whole orgasm, compared to other recent audios? like less of the "that's it/come for me" talk while literally eating L out in the same breath, and more eating that meal like it's his damn job, yanno 🫲😌🫱🍽️ (if you're reading this August, ty for your craft, this shit was delicious, five stars) (if you're still reading this, August, do not think i am discouraging talking through the orgasm. Speaker encouraging Listener to come while simultaneously eating her 🐱 is my Roman Empire) sooo yes?? no?? maybe??? maybe not?? maybe it is shorter and i just can't tell? i love when we get a crazy drawn out orgasm for L, but i've also loved the quickies in the ACU, because some orgasms irl are intense yet super quick, and i kind of like the reminder/grounding/validation within the fantasy (but then again, i'm a validation-seeking-slut 😇)

✨️ Lola ✨️

The amount of times I've listened to this on repeat is too damn high! Every audio you put out keeps getting better and better. It's the care-free, bubbly, fun, then possessive, brat taming vibes that has me writhing around in bed. SFX is exquisite 👌, the moans and breath work 🥵 "I knew you liked it like this, arms behind your back, pounded like a fucking toy." 😵 And then "that's a good slut, that's my good fucking slut." 🤕🥴🚑 The line between praise and degradation gets me so bad. I. Am. Not. Ok. 😵‍💫 The sound quality is incredible in every single audio! It's so well-balanced, not too loud, not too quiet, just perfection. I can actually hear what you're saying along with the background effects. You're the only VA I listen to any more. You set the bar so damn high. Thank you August! Safe travels and have fun! 😉

Tylor

soooooo.. thoughts?! 😛

Anna 🌺🦕

Nobody else has pointed it out, so I guess I have to. “Don’t be a princess, just, you know, put your skirt over it” is absolutely bars

modernflail

I commented before about how fast I clicked on this when the notification came in, but I just want to say holy fucking hell. This is incredible. This one had me feeling so hot I couldn’t even breathe. Damn. The last moments before his orgasm were SO intense. I’ve listened to this twice now and it’s definitely a new favorite.

Britt

Just echoing the appreciation for dude (not sexual) bc 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️DUDE (extremely sexual)

Thelnie

@L Died and joined Aughost. 👻

Thelnie

@Tylor My fears were justified 😭

Thelnie

I only have two thoughts in the forefront of my emptied mind: 1. Speaker runs like Spider-Man. 2. The very subtle jerk off sounds as he finishes are astounding. I can’t get over the little details. An updated behind-the-scenes audio would be much appreciated. This sounded like an early audio (sfx aside of course) because something about the tone of the dirty talk and the banter felt like an old friend.

Crowkeeper

Listening to this again made me think of the proposal audio you have made and the scene where the speaker calls the listener a slut, and she proceeds to slap him, to which he reacts with: "Oh, I meant it as the greatest praise". This audio made me realize that it does ALWAYS feel like it's meant that way when you say it. I can't even count the number of times the listener has been called a slut in this audio, and yet it does not feel insulting for a second. It's the complete opposite. It's said with such joy and adoration that it truly does feel like the greatest praise, and I think that is simply awesome. So I just wanted to come back and say how much I appreciate the fact that your speaker characters never show any judgement and don't trigger any guilt. It's very healing. You help me so much through your work and I wish I could do more to thank you than to just say "thank you" but I really hope you can see that what you do is so much more meaningful than it might seem, and I am really grateful that you keep sharing your work.

c80-kiNz

23:13 ⏮️⏮️⏮️ rewind 1,000 fucking times because it drives me absolutely insane when your voice cracks like that

Hannah 🌸

Accidental arousal audio???

Lexapro

My therapist will be hearing from me

Sarah

Not laughing like a silly goose 😂

Mo

i've been sitting here for three days after having listened to the audio when it got released and i still don't know what to say i am floored this was so good man i don't even have a joke

phonons

Happy belated birthday Madame President!

Grace

This is so me

whiskey 🍒

Easily Top 5 Best Lines in the ACU (Brat Edition™️)

whiskey 🍒

omfg i was high as hell when i first listened to this, and would now like to formally retract my former characterization of him "not talking listener through (the 🍽️'ing out)" as much as usual/recent audios. i was comparing Listener's last orgasm to the insane ice cream scoop to the brain (to borrow @sarah's words! 🍨) that was Blowjob Instructor or Cute/Annoying Friend with the nonstop "that's it/good girl/come for me/[insert incoherent slut encouragement here]" during Listeners' orgasms, but after, um, further research~ (🧐🫱🦴), they feel not so different in this department either! (and fyi, it's still valid if it felt shorter, for whatever reason!) (also, an august audio + 🍃 brain + 🍃 body tingles? out of body experience. entering the third dimension. ethereal.)

Sonora Linnea

I love this one. I think it might be my favorite one 🫣

Sonora Linnea

The song Want Me by Baby Queen is what this reminds me of

g q

Well it IS a brat summer 💚😆

g q

365 party girl 😌

ariana

Welcome back inventor of the friends to lovers trope

ariana

1. Biting on the bars of my enclosure 2. Thank you for the gig slut representation, we really appreciate it 🙏

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Just back to say that every day since Friday, I open this post back up and think, "maybe I'll listen to it again? I need to listen to it again!". But then I stop myself because I remember it makes me feel like I could pick up a plane and hurl it into the sun with one arm. And that is perhaps not the right energy to bring into normal, civilian life, ya know? I think growling and barking at work might be looked down upon??? Wild fuckin animal is right 🐺👹

Rose S.

This is so well put. I adore slut encouragement and slut admiration, and August always nails it. You really express what makes it so freeing and satisfying. 😮‍💨

whiskey 🍒

Unfit for civilian life, indeed! 😫 My brain has the same dilemma just from replaying "What are you reaching back for? You want cock? 😌😋(😈)", because that shit mutated my genetic coding. That line reverse-my-fair-lady-ed me mentally into one of those lil dogs that humps everything. Like, I feel like I need to be vaccinated? But also like I am the feral creature that everyone else will require a rabies shot for? That's what this silly little audio has done to me. Looney Tunes. Tasmanian Devil. Foaming at the mouth.

Ruth Hope 🩷

@ky okay I commented before but it was being all weird on the app and so deleted the comment but just to reiterate, that's so interesting and thank you for your perspective!

Gabby

I was going to make a short comment that said “min 24:38-24:57 that’s it.” But I’m not one to post concise comments soooo… He can’t keep getting away with this!! I’m not a fan of F2L (possibility of messing up the friendship) so I was like “it’s August, it’ll be good but it won’t be one of my favs.” And then he goes and makes an audio that checks off the majority of my fav things… The super ultra serious Gabby criteria for getting-offability is the following: ✅- Accent (the “call me out” was so strong it made me slap my hand on my mouth🫠) ✅- Laugh ✅- Hi™️🩵 ✅- “Huh?” ✅- “Is that what you want?” ✅- Subtle check-ins ✅- Neck holding ✅- “Look at me” ✅- “Say it” ✅- Any sort of praise ✅- Cocky smiles ✅- “I’ve been waiting” ✅- “Get loud” ✅- Face to ground(/pillow/whatever) ✅- “Baby”!!! ✅- Voice cracks/imperfections ✅- “make you take it” “take it” ✅- Any ownership (“Show you whose it is”/“Make you mine”/“Who do you belong to?”/“Whose is it?”) ✅- “Say my name” ✅- When he starts kinda mumbling and talking through his teeth and not really enunciating words like “yes” once he’s really into it omfg 🫠 ✅- Teasing/ “making fun” of how good speaker made listener feel ✅- A secure man 😩 🚫- “Fuck you” 🚫- Spit ➕- Pushing a guys head away was added No but if I can get real for a second, this is one of the things that I love about stories. Especially ones that are as well done and immersive as his. Public sex is something I’d be TERRIFIED of doing as an actual “natural born rule follower” regardless of how hot I think the idea is. So when I’m able to get the feeling of the thrill because I get so sucked into the story telling and sfx it’s something special. It helps me kinda learn if it’s something that truly does it for me and if it’s something I think would be worth the risk for me personally. Anyway, I’ve been proven wrong once again 🙄 f2l wins this time

erin 🤸‍♂️

i actually haven’t listened to this yet because i’m afraid of the brain damage i will incur (positive) will update once i have listened

amanda

august your laugh im🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

amy

spectacular give me 14 of em right now

amy

“can we make out now?” absolutely

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Don’t do it unless you’re looking for a lobotomy. Which many of us are so 🤷🏿‍♀️

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

This audio came at exactly the wrong (right?) time for me in that I have recently been exposed to the Goofy Cutiepie Demons living at THTT Street and Blowjob Lesson Lane. I have a severe case of Sillygoose-itis™️ (@sarah). I am unwell. Then you put this out??? I finally listened to it again and can finally confirm I will never be normal about it. This one is so potent, it makes me feel like this: https://tinyurl.com/fh58memd My brain is shaped like a bugle horn now 😭. I share my story so others can avoid my fate 😔

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Exactly exactly, full Animorph into a feral direwolf. My Feral Lady. 🎵I’ve grown accustomed to your taaaaaste🎶. I am fully this after listening: https://i.imgflip.com/6g8x54.jpg I finally listened again in the safety of my own home because I care about my community, and….I can’t recommend it! He could have said, “oh yeah? You’re gonna chew on that grass and moo like a good girl?” AND I WOULD HAVE DONE IT. This one should be put into a vault! I became dangerous and incoherent, and I promise I’ll do it again because of whatever drugs are in this!!!

B

this was so hot omg im abt to cry😭

TurtlemixxII

"Can we make out now?!" Lmao that's such a great line.

Deja

That line moved my brain like a FUCKING rubix cube, August's voice can actually move mountains I swear to mf GOD

Deja

I'm going to treasure this just like I treasure the similarly themed dirty talk audio with the couple fucking in the woods after walking back from the concert 🥹🫶🏾🫶🏾

Anna 🌺🦕

I’m ngl that list has some very intense competition for the top five spots but I fear you are correct

sarah 💫

Terminal case of sillygoose-itis over here ❤️‍🩹🪦 he’s building a goofy cutie pie army and we don’t stand a goddamn chance 🪖

Elise

FROM THA BACK!!!! 🤪🤪🤪😩

zade

Oh I loooove that song!! 😍 Definitely goes well with this audio too!

whiskey 🍒

"None of us are immune. If you think you have sillygoose-itis, call your doctor today" 😔😔

whiskey 🍒

I feel so SEEN by this commentary and list, omfg

Ruth Hope 🩷

Ooh the new audio cover photo is so pretty! I liked the other one, too, but I love the multicoloredness of this one!

slug

agreed.. with everything😣 but also i love your comrades pfp!!!♡

whiskey 🍒

Not only did my [dolphin noises censor] go *dokki dokki* for 14:12-15:26 and 22:28-23:22, I also died and saw god at 3:36-3:40 (she says hi). You're too good, August. You're a menace. I hope you know. 😔🩷

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

@slug omg!!!!!!!! The scene felt extremely August-coded and the movie shreds, so I had to use it. I'm literally blushing that you recognized it. I also watched L'Innocente (1976) for the first time recently, and that is extremely Tailor-coded (only in costume, that main lead man is EVIL [derogatory]).

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

@erin Cake the band? Itzy Cake? RV Ice Cream Cake?? I don’t understand what you said, but I want to!! 👂🏿

erin 🤸‍♂️

oh the video you linked! the song is russian roulette by red velvet (i like to call them the cake girls BAGDJKGHA)

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Lmaoooooooo the cake girls absolutely. They love a cake, they love a table. I have been thinking of Joy crawling across that table for going on six years now, whenever Peek-a-boo came out. Wow, this has tempted me to make a Red Velvet playlist for this concert audio I would also like to say August is very Automatic-coded

erin 🤸‍♂️

YOUR MIND. absolutely yes. august is so automatic… and also so underwater off of chill kill. i love those women so bad. they’re my fave active girl group since SM entertainment decided to disband f(x) for no reason… it’s fine.. 😎🔫

erin 🤸‍♂️

also i love that their music videos are either : - pretty girls being pretty! dancing! visuals! or - murdering men no in between

erin 🤸‍♂️

this is beyond brat taming. this is brat annihilation. brat obliteration. brat destruction.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

ERIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Literally will I ever properly mourn F(x)? NO! I am in a state of constant (delusional) readiness for their return. Also August-coded, Fantasy by Fei 🙂‍↕️

erin 🤸‍♂️

LITERALLLYYYYY ITS BEEN 9 YEARS AND I WILL NEVER BE OK!!!!! also fei’s fantasy never got its flowers like she didn’t turn it out with a hula hoop for nothing!!!! poor miss a in general i hate JYP so bad also august coded, easy by WJSN the black

erin 🤸‍♂️

second generation kpop fans really had it best… there are 14 year olds today that have never heard a girls generation or shinee song and that gives me extreme displeasure. like you just had to be there. everyone remembers where they were when jessica got kicked from girls generation

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

DONT get me started. The seismic shift of her departure…. Unreal. You had to be there for Taeyeon’s run at the end of Genie. You had to be there for Fire the first time. You had to be SHAKEN TO YOUR CORE by Bang and the drum line performances!!!! Open the schools!!!!! Teach the children!!!! Also August as Seola…. Mmmhm mmmhm we are becoming a singular brain cell yes I see the vision. I also see him as Seola performing Love Shot. Yes.

erin 🤸‍♂️

gabriella i am actually scared about how much of a brain we share. the TWO (2) key changes in MR MR. boa’s 20th anniversary album (better). SHINEE COMING BACK WITH DON’T CALL ME????? WHO WAS THEREEEEEEE!! just the year 2014 in general for kpop was so beyond fucked up good and bad also if wjsn disbands so starship can put all of their money into That Group with No One Who Can Sing (IYKYK)… there will be fires in the STREETS!!

daahling

This was a really cute and fun one. Feels like there were just smiles and fun throughout the whole storyline. Me like the man grunts and moans. 🥴 The balance between moans/grunt and dialogue during the sex...😮‍💨🫠. And speaker being secure about his own cum on his face whilst making out with listener....✨.

em

i’m back. I’m ovulating.i’m FERAL FOR THIS AUDIO.

em

um SORRY. But the noise at 15:26 ACTUALLY SENT ME INTO FUCKING CARDIAC ARREST…. SHAKING

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Boa’s 20th Anniversary!!!! Don’t Call Me!!!! Omg I was SO disappointed with Soshi’s 10th (All Night did not get her flowers), but they righted the wrong with their 15th and Forever 1!!! People died during that bridge! They already sacrificed Sistar, what more do they want 😭

erin 🤸‍♂️

HEY… C-C-CHECK IT LET IT GO… forever one was so good like i love girl music. at least sistar disbanded because the members didn’t want to continue without all of the members (hyolyn wanted to focus on solo stuff). but the sheer fact that they had 9 consecutive #1 singles and then said yeah… we’re done LMAOOOO i have a playlist of my favorite kpop songs and most are second gen but tbh! there are some 4th gen bangers (i love the stayc girls). here’s the link for your perusal: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4Ues9Fr10rDjPCIqHjNvxt?si=LDkm-cyCQIOaLN68TRFcAA&pi=u-0pu5wxB4SAyj also i must say that the fact that auto erotica brought us together is so. fucking funny. thanks august LMAOOOOOO 🥺😭

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Very true, and Hyolyn’s been putting on summery banger after summery banger for years, so I can’t really complain. Truly an incredible run for a gg. This playlist mmhm mmhm YES. Hit after hit! The way DKDK is constantly in my head, Night Rather than Day should have been a smash (all of Eclipse really), and PRISTIN!!!! Omg another tragedy, gone too soon!!! I am also always thinking of this song, this group just disappeared off the face of the earth omg: https://youtu.be/wJ0ula1X0v0?si=WVxVIbqOb7ee56D0 *HOT TIIIIIIIIIIMES*!!!!! 🤸🏿🤸🏿🤸🏿🤸🏿🤸🏿🎉🎉🎉💥💥🤪 It’s HILARIOUS, but also like that makes perfect sense. It’s my favorite place on the internet, *of course* I would have this absolutely delightful interaction here 😭💗

erin 🤸‍♂️

THEY LITERALLY JUST ADDED HOT TIMES TO SPOTIFY WHO ELSE CHEERED? listening to 17 year old jonghyun sing Like That on repeat. YEAAAAAAEEEaaaeEEEAAAAYYYEEAAAAAH MY BAYBAAAYYYEEE WOOAaaooAHH completely forgot mixx existed but i KNEW THIS SONG??? it’s so cutie omfg and truly this is so magical. i’m so moved by the little community on here 🥺

slug

YOU'RE 1000000% RIGHT... and that film is so deliriously romantic, truly one of my favorites of all time!! I'll have to check out L'Innocente! also the way i manage to find characters from media and correlate them with one of august's speaker personas... whew... the grip this guy has on us is insane😩

whiskey 🍒

I don't believe I'm going to survive the month, knowing that the exclusive audio is on its way to wreck us once and for all. The fact that you released this, and *then* DT #19, back to back, just casually, and now we're waiting in suspense for the story you're creating for D*ddy Part 2, and that you're just gonna go on ya little hot girl summer™️ vacation, while we're out here roaming the streets trying to convince the public that we're not contagious. omfg. I am unwell. *******But actually, I hope the travel plans you mentioned in this month's schedule are going/went according to plan, and that it is/was a fun and relaxing time!! If anyone deserves a hot girl summer, it's you. Also, I've decided all of your summers will be hot girl summers because that's the energy you're bringing, and once again, the energy you deserve. 🪞✨

whiskey 🍒

@Gabriella It's the way that you read my comment and said "we've ascended to heaven" and I am currently burning in hell like the Elmo meme

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I like to think She wants us to have fun (fruits of heaven here on earth and all that). Surely She’s seen several of us coming through briefly like the gates are a goddamn revolving door. But honestly, you’re right! Most of us are engaging in at least 4-5 of the deadly sins here. We ascend just for Her to wave goodbye during our descent! 🔥🔥🔥

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

whiskey.... the way I have been thinking about this man like the reverse Avatar. Just when we need him to STAY AWAY, GIVE US A BREAK (electricity bills are UP across the world due to the release of Goofy Concert Bestie & DT 19), he PROMISES and THREATENS to return on the 30th!!!!!! Again, it's pure evil. That's the only explanation??? It's The Ring, "seven days" in evil voice!!! He’s coming back to finish the job 💀. We are so unconvincingly being normal about these recent events *********absolutely hopeful that you have/had as hot or cool a summer you wanted during the trip and delighted you took time off. I second whiskey's blessing of all your summers being hot girl summers, so well-deserved!!!

whiskey 🍒

Katara: But when the world needed him most... he vanished. 😔💨 Gabriella: But when the world needed him to most... he REFUSED to mind his own business 😤😫!, jfC- [whiskey, in background: -mY CAbBaGEs!]

whiskey 🍒

ALSO @Gabriella, bc I'm reading this while half awake, you calling Speaker the "Goofy Concert Bestie" has now transformed the nondescript girlie pop performer of this audio into Powerline from the fucking Goofy Movie, I am SORRY but this HAS TO BE SAID, I canNot unsee it and must now share this emotional burden with you

sarah 💫

GOOFY MOVIE/POWERLINE MENTION?!!?!🎤⚡️👁️2️⃣👁️ The end of Goofy and Max’s wholesome father/son bonding fishing trip was the beginning of August’s slutty concert bratventure 🥹🎣💚

whiskey 🍒

@sarah PLEASE THE 👁️2️⃣👁️ IS KILLING MEEEEE also pls tell me my fellow goofy-movie-loving, bi/pan free use space sluts™️ were equally crushing on roxanne + powerline. (asking for a friend)

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

@whiskey @sarah obsessed with and cackling at everything you’ve created here. August, cartwheeling through the Patreon, knocking over your cabbage stand, to finish the job on Friday: Hi~ 🥰🔪 Me: uggggggghGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ENOUGH!!! Shall the people of the Slut Nation never know peace?! Burden shared, head canon LOCKED in. He *did* eat L from the back, so they did in fact get 👁️2️⃣👁️… This works on many levels, your sleepy brain was cooking 😮‍💨 Roxanne??? Now I need YOU 🫵🏿 to mind your business, you reading my childhood journals over there????? Obviously Powerline was the coolest and Eye 2 Eye an absolute banger, so I was crushing from go. Roxanne… little me was like, “her face is so “”””””””””””interesting”””””””””””. Such pretty red hair, I love a redhead! I see why Max likes her so much, she’s great! *smooth SpongeBob voice* I wanna be Roxanne! Yes, that’s it. Like Angelina Jolie and Tomb Raider, it’s just cause it’s my favorite game!” Girl….. 🙄😔

sarah 💫

I LOVEDDDD ROXANNE OMG I’m like 98% straight (probably. maybe. yes. who knows) and I was still obsesseddd‼️My sister and I would reenact the beginning “dream/nightmare” scene as kids and fight over who got to play her 😭 also yessss powerline was a total babe with those ⚡️electric⚡️dance moves but Max was undoubtedly the awkward, clumsy, stuttering object of my affection 😍

em

IM BACK🤷‍♀️

M

“We both….. have bodies” something an AI pretending to be a human would say

Nikki

my god August, the man that you are 🥴🥴🥴

Sofiapobs

new cover art looks so good 🩷

yanna

23:10 would do anything to hear him laugh like this all the time

Sydney

God this is so hot

oiul

THE DONT BE A PRINCESS 🙂‍↕️

Siona

The laugh at 3:35 HAUNTS me 🥹🧎🏻‍♀️

👻 jho-st 👻

not me coming back to this audio after having gone to a concert yesterday 🫠🥴😮‍💨🤧

Pie 🥧

Loool. Same. 🫢

katsu

Sabrina Carpenter Short ‘n Sweet tour coded

serenity

i pressed play on this audio as i was going to sleep!!! good god i feel absolutely wired now and also a little bit insane because the banter, the laughing, the intimacy between speaker and listener has me screaming. august, how do u redefine the f2l trope every single time u use it? “oh, you thought i would be nicer than this?” had me blushing so hard i swear i started feeling dizzy and had to check my pulse. “im busy touching you right now, okay?” the tone of this makes my head spin 😵‍💫 it’s a casual tease that is also so assertive i can’t. and the different volume levels u speak out, it really does feel like an immersive concert experience. and speaking of!!! this perfectly captured the euphoric feeling of being in the middle of the concert, when you’re not focused on anything else and it feels like the music could last forever. i’m trying to be so normal about this but this speaker definitely shot his way into my top five speaker characters by minute 10 🙂‍↕️

lubear

the way i was giggling, too HAHA

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

If you don't hear from me, it's because I've died of dehydration trying to choose between Goofy Concert Bestie and Corny Holemark Man for this year's Moanys. They're both campaigning hard for my Rough vote and will not leave me alone 😔. What's upsetting about this one is that it's actually gotten more potent with time. The economy of language here is so tight, each line building frenzy like the thumping bass at a concert. This is one of my favorite scripts, performances, and Speakers for sure. I cannot rehash all the things I love about this one (I’ll save that for his birthday), but I will say, it’s still so impressive how well you invoke the comfortable, easy, lived-in feeling of this close friendship, so close that the fucking is just an extension of their dynamic, not an add-on. And I still gasp every time you say, “what are you reaching back for? You want cock?”. Thank goodness for the brazen sluttery of the Goofy Cutiepies of the ACU 😜. Am I leaning towards Concert Bestie? Maybe! He's really really hot! But I’m feeling very [Mewling Whore] about this, very “my favorite cock is the one that’s right in front of my face”, so don’t trust anything I say!

rachel 🍓

Lmao per usual, Gabriella 🥭, our brain worms are vibrating on the same frequency. I had a similar crisis of faith after Corny Holemark Man’s testament to the True Meaning of the Ho-lidays (you knowwww I’m a sucker for a pleasure dom + he is a new Fave)—BUT it’s precisely the sublime writing/performance of the F2L in this, where “the fucking is just an extension of their dynamic” (👏🏼), that keeps Concert Bestie my Best Rough pick. The boundless ease between these two cultivates a similar magic that Spank Therapy Bestie does for me. There’s no ask *too slutty* to shake the foundations of the friendships in both. “Friends can kiss” mhmm, just like a friend can spank another friend’s bare ass for optimal stress relief! Evidently, friends can fuck in doggy too! I remain moved by the profundity of friendships so expansive; there is no shame or fear of judgment in following what feels Good in how they show up for each other based on the needs of the moment—whether extending care or satisfying a mutual craving for hedonism! That’s an aspirational kind of intimacy. AND he’s crafted + communicated that level of character complexity in 30 mind-melting minutes of audio erotica?? ⚡️😦 I’ll die on the hill of August F2L >>> anyone’s BFE. I don’t need a single, solitary L-bomb to know these pairings have bottomless wellsprings of affection for one another. 💗⛲️🌈

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Daaaaaaamn.... Sorry, Corny Holemark Man. I stayed on the fence for all of one week before rachel 🍓 reminded me who I am. Unsurprisingly, you get it so bad omg 😭. These F2L dynamics are just that, they are dynamic. They are something Speaker and Listener are cultivating all the time, best embodied by one of my favorite ACU Relational Ethic quotes straight from this Goofy Cutiepie's mouth: "that was really good, right? Both of us together, what we created here today?". That idea is so much more fulfilling and capacious than the title of Boyfriend or Husband. Two participants committed to the infinite game, trying to score more and more pleasure points in mutually satisfying ways. "That’s an aspirational kind of intimacy" YES EXACTLY ‼️. If anything, it feels like the endpoint, the ultimate goal, is deep friendship and commitment to each other in the name of play, not because of titles and what benefits those titles are meant to confer. "I’ll die on the hill of August F2L >>> anyone’s BFE. I don’t need a single, solitary L-bomb to know these pairings have bottomless wellsprings of affection for one another." Re-fucking-tweet!!! And is narratively so much more compelling to *see* the nature of their relationship rather than being told what it is. The "don't....don't look at me" in Spank Therapy is sooooooooo loaded. You gain so much information from that line alone. Wow. Again, sorry Corny Holemark Man. You are absolutely a new favorite, and I *cannot* betray my Best Friend 🤧

DivineFeminine

I’m right here with you, Gabriella! When I tell you I’ve been revisiting this audio the past few days. Holemark man makes it difficult but concert bestie has my vote. 🗳️ “but I will say, it’s still so impressive how well you invoke the comfortable, easy, lived-in feeling of this close relationship, so close that the fucking is just an extension of their dynamic” You worded this so perfectly! & the undertones of unspoken understanding and trust. It’s not just about attraction; it’s about being caught in a shared moment that neither anticipated but both embrace. It may be winter but every listen evokes the feeling of sun-kissed skin, unrestrained dancing under an open sky, and the kind of music that makes you forget everything but the present. ☀️ It’s sensual, sexy and intoxicating. 😮‍💨

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

So so funny to me that many of us came back here to recalibrate! And yes, exactly! This audio is the playful, boundless, “anything is possible” feeling post-concert and summertime perfectly distilled into 30 mins! Intoxicating is spot-on 😵‍💫

AlitaNYM

Jfc i was HOWLING moaning Wtf August ❄️❄️❄️🥵

Connie Lieber

This is the one that got me instantly and irrevocably hooked. 👍

🚫🥜 Mrs. Governor?

*marks this audio for the list of audios listened in 2025 cuz ughhhhhhh*

revali

The very deliberate switch up between an august that was sillier and less “threatening” for lack of a better word to then being a bit degrading and much sharper than expected was fucking masterful dude (sexual)

👻 jho-st 👻

@Gabriella i love so much that you were getting ready for the Moanys in early Jan, queen shit honestly. please hydrate!!! also you are so right, Concert Bestie does age well... im aghast at having to (maybe) betray my sweetie pie Annoying Friend 🥹🫶

S

this is actually a period piece and takes place in 2011.

eno

relistening to this one and its just sooooo.,, heheheahhaaa ahaha :]

ayaa hrn

Masterpiece. And the intimacy between the two...🥹💓

sarah 💫

Back here to say I think the goofy, silly, cutie pie speakers deserve to be put in their own category: the Funny *Bone* Collection 🦴😏 I’ll see myself out🚶🏻‍♀️‍➡️🚪

Mattiiiep

I have to say the laughing is just*sign*SO SEXY*sign*...i have my new kink of August's cocky laughing.....

AliveBody

I think i already commented on this one over on reddit, but I just relistened again and I can’t with all of this. AB speak thy truth!!! Anyways- I cant express how sympathetic this speaker character sounds. You wrote him so damn well, he sound so fun and slutty and just amazing. Dancing is also such a turn on. Someone that can dance - most likely can fuck- LOL The banter and fun dialogue in the beginning is always so amazing and it‘s hard to describe how happy hearing you laugh makes me feel. It‘s very weird how I can imagine some sort of person when listening to your voice. The smile is so vivid in my mind. I wish you all the smiles. I send you all of mine. The joy I feel hearing you laugh and smile is beyond my understanding. I wish you nothing but happiness and that whatever path you choose (over the fence or law abiding behind it) it makes you feel no regrets. Have a beautiful day August, I know you will. Oh yes I know you will wherever you are right now. I believe in you.

Bindi

I saw these tags while I was blindly scrolling on reddit for something new to listen to and I was like “oh this one looks fun!” Serves my wandering ears right I guess 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

Sara

Loved the atmosphere on this, as someone who’s never been to a concert. Thinking I should change that 🤭😂

S

youre too good 😭 i dont even know what to say to that

PT

Concert Friend's constant need to make out with F and that "I'm not done with you" will be the death of me. 🫠🫠

Ari 🌕

The beginning to this one hurts my feelings knowing I got booted from the queue for the solo Hayley Williams tour & missed out on tickets. 😫

sincerely, alycia

15:23 "can we makeout now?" WITH THE LITTLE BREATH AFTER IM GOING TO S(CREAM)

Ari 🌕

Me & who sneaking into the Chicago & Nashville EDABP tour??

sarah 💫

Haha thank you, funny bone collection ftw!! 🦴And yesss ugh the silly cutie pie Ms are among my fave 🪿

Daphne 🦇

[Slut Encouragement] love 😆

Y

LOVE the music in this audio…The sudden volume jump at “easily attached” is so cinematic….

Y

《The summer I turned bratty》

dxlxs11

His laugh I want to smooch his forehead

Daphne 🦇

My favorite part of this one is always the grinding. The fabric rustling noises are so cute and I can so perfectly picture listener just dancing her ass off on speaker lol

Caraaa

I have come back to this audio a million fucking times and nothing has beat it yet for me

g q

HC that this is the same listener as blowjob lessons and reunion with childhood friend, and this is the same speaker as childhood friend 😈 the blowjob lessons she got from a friend in college, and this is her and reunion friend at a concert back at home 🤭

Ari 🌕

Me and who at the Hayley Williams show in September???

B N

20:58 this growly part omfg

Angie 🧚🏽‍♀️

"You like how I fill you up and fuck you brainless?"... omfg yes, yes I do. 🧎🏽‍♀️ You have no idea how much I love that line. Brainless, mindless, no thoughts in my pretty little head. As a woman who always overthinks, these kinda lines drive me wild. 🤤 As feral August in his audios would say, "more, more, more" of this 🤭

N

the script is immaculate I FELT THE SPARKS

Sin

Ok, this is hands down my favorite... I don't know if it's the banter, the situation (relatable, because who hasn't done something a little crazy with a crush or a friend?), the soft music in the background, the tone of August's voice (you can literally HEAR him smiling), or the naughty parts (the grinding, the dirty talk... arghhh 🫠) but I absolutely love it, I can't get enough, I'm obsessed with this one. Also, if someone ever says, "Hi, do you want to make out?" to me, I'll probably be pavlov'd into saying yes now 😭👌

Mabel

"I REALLY like her music" lmfao such a dork. This goofy character reminds me so, so much of my fiancé. Asking if you'd go to jail for sneaking into a concert but doing it anyway because I wanted to 😂 Of course we were friends to lovers too ❤️

delphi🪽🕊️🦚🐦‍🔥

this is still such an awesome summer audio you really captured the vibes here🙂‍↕️makes me think you could totally do lake house or campfire vibe with floating creaking dock and fire crackling sound effects🙏

Jess

I love how the picture is from ultra

g q

Omg I never noticed 😩 from now on I’m going to picture these two freaks getting it on in downtown Miami at the edge of the park

Jess

😂😂😂