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You have a close working relationship with your fellow junior employee that you share an office with, veering between friendship, rivalry and annoyance. With the holidays coming up, you find a wrapped box with your name on it and a shocking present inside. Could it be from your Secret Santa? Good thing he's terrible at keeping secrets from you...Hi!

I have a feeling this isn't the audio some people are expecting, and it's a bit of an experiment for me in a few ways but here it is! It's a remote control vibrator audio with another workplace setting and a bit of a holiday twist. Lots of new stuff, but also maybe a bit familiar for the tutor lovers out there.

If you want to go in totally blind stop reading now but BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING I know the accent I did for the secondary M character is silly, but I just wanted a way to differentiate them that wasn't doing my low low voice again and I thought fuck it. For anyone worried about this, the character with the silly accent isn't involved in anything sexy.

I also hope people aren't disappointed in what isn't in this audio, like there's no penetrative sex or actually even touching F character which is wild to imagine, but I wanted to keep it toy focused, and I liked the restraining ourselves, workplace, clothed sex vibe. I'm also realizing that in a typical month I really can't do two balls-to-the-wall nasty fuckfest audios.

Happy holidays and talk to you soon!

august 🌨️

Names Used: Sl-t, wh-re, attention wh-re, toy, annoying, degenerate, baby, good girl

CW: M and F make very bad work decisions, including using a sex toy at work, and toy play on a video call with their coworkers, though no one is aware or exposed to any nudity or anything sexual. Although there's "risk" related dirty talk, there isn't actually a good chance of anyone finding out. Please consider this a porn/erotica-world scenario not meant to emulate real life.

She/her is used for the F character. I really try to avoid designating pronouns for F, but I think it was unavoidable here. The names "Luke" and “Michael” are used for supporting M characters and the names, “Jess” and “Nia” for non speaking F characters.

Work-related degradation: M calls F a bad employee, say she should be fired, and roleplays firing her while the toy is being used on her. Later on, their boss is considering both of them for a promotion and M sort of gets interviewed/offered it first, though he ends up recommending F for it instead. She's giving him a hand/blowjob at the time and there's some dirty talk related to her "paying him back" for it, but he clarifies later that he would have recommended her for it regardless. With the promotion, there's also some Manager (F) x Employee (M) dirty talk/roleplay.

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Melissa

SIR I AM SAT

m 🦇

IM HERE.

amy

bye i just finished my bong im ready to listen

A R I

thank you king

Titania

Switchy work audios are my love language and I feel loved

caitlyn

thank you august! xmas came early :)

Deedee 🫶🏾

[TOY PLAY]???!!! Christmas has come early 🎅🏼🎄🎁

wiggie

“for the tutor lovers”?? you rang??? ☎️

moira 🎃👻

OMG WORKPLACE-SEX!!! LET’S GET WRECKED OVER THIS ZOOM LINK

GeauxGabby

I had to hold my breath for a second and remember that World War III’s being settled later this month with the listener request audio.

key

FINALLY

kio 🍸

OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS HEREEEEE

kio 🍸

THE TAGS THE TAGS IM GASPING

aliyah

grumpy exasperated speaker + [switchy] + risky office toyplay? no one has ever been as seated as i am rn. i can’t believe i’m actually wishing i had been at work when this dropped

getsmajorhead

I made hot chocolate just in time cuz holy shit💀

caitlyn

the frustration at the amount of modes is killing me 😭

Grace

@sarah 🚨for tutor lovers!!🚨

Thelnie

I’m calm. I’m calm. I’m so calm. TUTOR????? 😭🫣

wiggie

TEN⁉️⁉️that is TOO MANY

Thelnie

I can’t listen. I’m not ready. This was not in my periphery.

rachel 🍓

[JUST JOKING?] + [TOY PLAY] + “BIT FAMILIAR FOR THE TUTOR LOVERS”?!?! you’re singing my song, let’s fucking goooo!!!🤸🏻‍♀️🤘🏼❤️‍🔥 p.s. thank you for keeping up the longer descriptions, I find they’re like a little author’s note and I live for any BTS tidbits!

Lady SJ

I was just searching for anything coworkers related. Such a pleasant surprise 😍

sarah 💫

HE’LL YEAH!!!!! Tutor lovers rejoice🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

nasa 🧸

waittttt luke and his accent though.. omg i think i might go insane

Candice

[TOY PLAY] [BALL PLAY] and [CUM PLAY] on my birthday?! thank you 🤭🙂‍↕️

WriterGirl

Wow what a coincidence that I caught this audio right after it dropped. Because I haven’t been checking every hour on the hour at all. Amazing luck.

rose

luke's voice did unexpected things to me oh dear god

fedu

Im earlyyy

lubear

happy birthday !!!!! 🤎 We kind of match haha, mine was yesterday :p

lubear

life is so good and nice :3

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Sautéing onions with the most quiet mind, caramelizing my brain cells 🙂‍↕️

vya

the fact that even when luke’s corporate jargon gets progressively quieter he’s still like. talking about the project? attention to detail is insane here

alisha 🌱

happy birthday candle + lubear!!~ 💖

keeks

big fan of male character acting fake annoyed and condescending but getting progressively turn on #tutorcharacterfinalboss

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I’m up!! I’m up, you guys! It’s 4 AM and I am READY! Let me go get my AirPods cuz WE ARE ABOUT TO GET DOWN, BABY! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

sarah 💫

just joking question mark oh my god

Xóchitl

ANOTHER switchy workplace audio???? christmas really has come early this year thanks king 🙌

Mantis

Maybe I shouldn't be listening to this while I'm cooking over a stove I feel at risk of collapsing

Libby

ohh this could not sound more perfect i’m so excited

Xóchitl

he’s going on my hear me out cake

kam

boomshakalaka yes goddd

nasa 🧸

LMAO that's so real 😭

kira ✨

“i hope no one is disappointed” and i just know you’re about to DEVOUR

ArtfullyAngelic

I AM SCREAMING TO THE HEAVENS ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

rachel 🍓

‼️that and [competitive]‼️

Xóchitl

this is like the equivalent of when you open AO3 and the author says that english isn’t their first language

lubear

the way i had to pause when Luke’s accent registered into my noggin’ had a short freak out moment “NO WAY !!!! NO WAYYYY !!! Oh my gooood !!!!” August, you did an epic job !!!!

Effie

THAT ACCENT. Helloooooooo, Luke! lol

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I am READY with my essay, Jen! Huddled on a couch under a blanket, it’s FREEZING 😂

nasa 🧸

ALL IM SAYING is that the accent that you did for the secondary character was not silly at all, at one point i already forgot you voice both characters AND I felt like i enjoyed that accent way more than I expected SOOOO LUKE PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE JUST ONE 🙏

rose

this scenario was so fucking hot and you executed it so well im at a loss for words. i felt so much adrenaline during the work call and oh god this speaker is so mean and fucking filthy and corporate and professional jesus christ. i don't think im ever recovering from this one

ArtfullyAngelic

“I hope no one is disappointed” shut your perfect mouth up right now (I’m kidding. U n l e s s ?)

alisha 🌱

the speaker/listener dynamic so far reminds me of the teasing coworker audio~ and with that one being probably my most revisited audio of 2024, i think this one may be a contender for 2025 🤭💖

Nicole

Thanks now I’ll never be able to work from the office again

Sydney

BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF holy fuck this was so hot, I need more of these two

sarah 💫

Like why did an imaginary engine in my head start revving???

key

oh i need luke fr

Pie 🥧

This is soo hot. All my coworkers gave me are the usual headache and stress. Hahaha. This audio reminded me so much of The Hating Game book. The office setting, sexual tension and everything. The part where he talked to Luke about the promotion. Reminds me of the book so much. Haha. Also since Grumpy M and Sunshine F is the characters there. Anyway, great job August!

wiggie

happy birthday candle and lubear omg!!

sk

you are such a talented voice actor oh my god!!!!

key

i feel like this audio is a good warm up for what’s to come (no pun intended🤣) at the end of the month because i know the exclusive is gonna DEMOLISH us🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

wiggie

PLEASE THE AO3 REFERENCE IS SO REAL

ariana

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, again I’m edging on company time

alisha 🌱

luke, please return as a main speaker in a future audio oh my god

sarah 💫

I’m dying @ the HOLD AWN OK JUST WAIT HEAR ME OUT section in the description haAhaaHa i hope you know that a lot of us are here FOR the silly voices/accents good lord‼️ EDIT: heard the accent and had to come back to report that there is indeed NO silliness detected I repeat NO SILLY ACCENT JUST A SUPER HOT BRITISH VOICE WHAT THE HELL 🇬🇧

wiggie

hi luke *radio rebel ear tuck gif*

nasa 🧸

OMG forgive me going off topic but you are GLOWINGG in your pfp 😳

val ☆

august you are incredibly funny i hope you know this

aliyah

being an adult is all about maximizing shareholder returns while having tense, semi-exhibitionist non-penetrative sex with your colleague 🙂‍↕️

aliyah

okay but seriously this was a really nice surprise and not altogether unexpected considering the surprise DT hahaha~ i already mentioned it but grumpy speakers are forever my favorite and i love that this listener is kinda the speaker from the halloween office party audio But A Girl. i hope they meet one day & maximize their joint sluttiness. this was definitely pleasantly familiar as a tutor audio repeat listener™️ and i think it’s funny to imagine that those two just ended up working together and the listener’s antics never stopped LMAO i can’t believe you thought luke’s voice/accent was a little silly, it was very naturalistic and Very charming and reminded me of a posh-er harris dickinson. based on the response to it, i think you very definitively have carte blanche to do a full-length british accent audio if you choose remote toy control is such a sexy concept and i hope it returns (don’t get me started on how, i won’t stop). the whole restraint aspect was probably my favorite part of this audio, how much the M is audibly struggling to keep it together both on the call and even after he hangs up. the lowered voice and what sounds like talking through gritted teeth as he gets closer to cumming & degradation turns into praise. also how drained he sounds after is really adorable LOL <3 love the light implication that the M might have a little crush (luke said he hoped “personal feelings” weren’t getting involved with his decision to turn down the offer) + him making it clear that sex/attraction wasn’t the motivating factor for him turning that down, he just thinks the F is capable. but i’m a competitive, neurotic, workaholic freak so maybe i enjoyed that more than most. i sadly wasn’t at work for this, we already had our holiday party and everything, but listening to it while writing an essay (that i got a very gracious extension on and should definitely finish) was just as good. thanks for the lovely surprise 😚

Candice

happy belated birthday! 💖

mimi 🌻

i just saw remote controlled and i passed out

akiscigarett

i’m not trynna be overdramatic but i need multiple parts of this 🧍🏾

Peony

He has a filthy mouth AND he advocates for his colleague?! This grumpy coworker is a catch!

peachgal

of course this comes out the day I'm on a two person shift with the co-worker I have a crush on 😍 august baby how did you know 🥰

key

NO FR

kio 🍸

HELLO I NEED LUKE WYF

lubear

thank you, everyone !!! 🦦🤎

kio 🍸

BRO IDK WHERE TO FOCUS LIKE SHOULD I FOCUS ON LUKE'S VOICE OR SHOULD I FOCUS ON THE SPEAKER DIRTY TALKING THE LISTENER LIKE FCUKFKGKFG

Lady SJ

Well, fuck me that was good even without penetration. Also Luke got me blushing too. It wasn't a silly accent at all. Can we have him back too pwease? 🫣

kenna

Luke if you’re reading this i am free on thursday night. if you would like to hang out i am free on thursday night when i am free to hang out. i am free to hang out on thursday night so if you want to hang out on thursday night i am free.

kira ✨

OMG @XÓCHITL !!! L I T E R A L L Y

kira ✨

you know they’re about to drop the BEST media you’ve ever consumed when you get that disclaimer

amanda

august posting this right after i go home for the holidays and leave my vibe at my place WHY GOD WHYYYY

Effie

I'm so glad the office-holiday theme continued this year. This was satisfying in so many ways. Also, hearing the name "August" in the audio is like, so hot. Why is it so hot? I was literally born in August, this isn't fair.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

[Just Joking?] v. [Daily Double].... It's giving Joan Crawford v. Bette Davis 🤩

Effie

I second this, but for Friday.

nasa 🧸

HEAVILY RELATABLEE the struggle on trying to figure out who to focus on was INSANE

kira ✨

THAT PARTTTT

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Omgggg thank you, I liked the lighting and took a risk!!!! I so appreciate your comment 😊

kio 🍸

holding the moan while on call FUCKKFKGKFKGSGB

Ella

AHHHHHHHHHH that was crazy dude 🥵

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I have only watched the movie (about 10931 times because it is a comfort romcom), but that was my first thought!!!!

Xóchitl

guys i think she might be available thursday night

kenna

LMAOOO

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

We are ready, ladies and gentlesl*ts! We are back with yet another office BANGER haha! Yesterday (Monday for me) was one of the best days in office for me where I actually PUT MY FOOT DOWN, challenging a very important client, and it was INSANE! Felt like a true office boss babe so this audio is like a nice treat for a job well done! We were just talking about secret Santa on one of the groups I’m in and I’m so happy the universe HEARD ME! Grumpy M is one of my fave things in the world, reminds me of the snowed-in speaker, probably him? An alternate version of him? Augustverse is vast and the possibilities are endless! But yes I can definitely see the tutor in there as well! Ah, the buzzing of the vibrator is like a filthy ASMR I never thought I needed 😂🩵 (Also I love how irritated AITW is portraying this speaker, is it the effect of the exclusive poll battle, I wonder?😂) “Just for like 10 seconds, and you’re buying me lunch like every Friday for all of January” BEST BELIEVE I WOULD DO THAT if it means speaker gets flustered LOL! Anyone else really into the countdowns? Every time they happen, it’s just so good! Wow he really prepared a whole scenario for firing listener, didn’t he?😂 I can imagine speaker telling her about the whole thing and she’s just there squirming in her seat half-focused😭😭😂 “You are totally and utterly fucked” indeed. I just love how he’s slowly losing his composure, ah! OMG A VIDEO CALL! 😭 and LUKE IS BRITISH!!!!!!???????? OH MY GOD, AUGUST, CHRISTMAS IS HERE FOR ME, DARLING! 😭😭🔥🔥 don’t you EVER think this is silly, you always say that then it turns out to be so good 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Speaker teasing listener during the call, being all instructional and demanding, it is tickling the exhibitionist in me 😭🔥 it’s the hottest thing my ears have ever been exposed to right now 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠😭🔥🔥🔥 “Is everything alright?” NO LUKE, we are NOT alright! We are being teased beyond belief, you ignorant fool!😂🩵😭 Okay you guys am I the only who would like for Luke to be a recurring character? 👀❤️ perhaps he can star as the speaker in a future audio? That accent was just YUM! “I wonder if I can get August to stay on the call?” Hahahaha I did not expect this! I am grinning like an idiot! SHE IS UNDER THE DESK!😭😭 Keep talking on the call, August! BE PROFESSIONAL, buddy, You can do it!!!! “I guess I’m a little bit emotional” speaker is gonna cry from how good that blowjob is 😭😭😭😭 Congrats on the promotion, everyone! We are boss office sluts right now 🫶🏼👏🏼👏🏼 that was sweet of him though to recommend her😭 we got a new position (both in office and on our knees haha). We Stan a supportive colleague btw! “Now you can be loud cuz no one’s gonna hear you moan with my cock down your throat” sir, sir!!!! I cannot with the noise that came out of me right now 😂😭🔥🔥🔥 “You’re gonna do this when you’re my boss?” Fuck yeah, she will! She works well under pressure, how do you think she needs to handle the new position without a venting cock-sucking session, you ask yourself? 😂🔥🔥🔥 Ah, the slight desperation in his voice with “you’re too much” and “we shouldn’t be doing this” onwards was incredible, the switchy part came at the right time 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Love the fact that the make-out is happening AFTER the action, haha! A lovely change of pace. OKAY! That was quite entertaining! Well done with another banger, August!! 🔥🔥🔥 As soon as I saw “it’s a bit of an experiment for me” in the description, I knew you’re gonna kill this! The best audio ideas always come from the labyrinth that is in your brain. We always bow down to your greatness, August! 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🔥🔥🔥🔥 Thank you for the meal! Now please hydrate!🥤

Candice

thank you all! 💕

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I imagined a Jurassic World arms outstretched "everyone calm down" moment 🦖. I'm begging for Harvey to call me a "sloppy slut" and you apologize 😑

kenna

in all seriousness we need this accent to make a comeback later on omggg

alisha 🌱

when we say that august writes for the female gaze, this is exactly what we mean 🥰

kio 🍸

RIGHT????? like i wanna focus badly on the speaker talking dirty to the listener BUT LUKE...... is distracting me so bad

pumpkin ky 🥧🎃🕯️

tutor lover logging on!!! (i don't think i've big commented on that one yet. for the record: love him, need him bad, etc.) this being work-themed is funny bc in being an excellent, disciplined, gorgeous employee today, i had to stay off my phone EVEN knowing it was a drop day. treat please!!!!!! ⭐️

kio 🍸

essay coming in but fuck this was so good, never gnna stop saying this BUT HELLLOOO this was insane ugh i love their dynamics a lot and it was so fun and like you could feel that they’re comfy with each other and the necklace turning out as a vibe made me cackle. the 10 seconds to 20 seconds was so !1!11!1! Screams i love how speaker was trying to be mature and professional abt this considering that they're in the office but then Luke called and RAAAAAAAAH luke!!!!!!!!! ik the accent was silly for You but !!!!!!!! i need him. i need more of him. holy fuck he was so good that i almost forgot abt the speaker like. when luke's voice was turned down a bit, i still kept focus on what he was saying and realized mid-listen, "wait, why am i listening to luke." GODDDD i don't know how you do it but you are So talented it's insane. also speaker talking abt listener like that???? cries bawls head in hands. PLUS PLUS the holding the moan while on call THAT WAS SO GOOOOOD FUCK idk how to explain everything rn i'm still a MESS and i'm just in awe and screaming and gasping that was SO GOOD, August 🫡

alisha 🌱

you've got the best reward to look forward to!! 🤭🥰

秦词

I’m at work and I thought it’s a good idea to see what’s waiting for me after I get home. NO IT’S NOT A GOOD IDEA.

kio 🍸

brb gnna listen to this again

roxy

Why did you say the accent was silly?? It did not prepare me for the things I felt when Luke came on call 😮‍💨👀😳

Chris Cox

This was fantastic! The whole scenario was really good and you did a great job with the accent!

J

This uploaded just as my flight took off and I had to put my phone on airplane mode!! I spent the flight screaming and debating buying in-flight wifi while my friends/boyfriend teased me. They would call me broke every time I was like "No I should just wait," but then would blatantly switch over to "Oh wow look at Ms. Bezos over here" when I was like "Then again it's only 9 dollars??" They flopped between the two for nearly the entirety of our flight fjdhfjfj. So in a way this audio made a fond memory for me even before I got to listen to it? Thanks for that 😆

amy

where is this job location at so i can get hired LMAO

Aquatic_Chimera

My fellow *sisters* in sin, we have ascended. Tutor lovers, our achy breaky hearts have been nourished and we live to see another day. I'm complete, that is all. 😌

yanna

HELLO, LUKE????????????

wfdqj

Luke must be a husband, a hot husband( idk just the voice and the talking gives me that vibe)

yanna

REAL HAHAHAHA

yanna

BEG FOR IT???? OH MY GOD

P Gar

Idc what it says about me, I love a grumpy M audio 🙏🏻

aliyah

i know they were trying to be discreet but there is just no way that luke couldn’t tell something was going on with those two on the call and i, for one, hope he joins th—[ i am dragged away by the FBI ]

alisha 🌱

your MIND omg an mmf part 2 with luke would be delicious

💕Lauren💕

THIS WAS SO GOOD! Omg, I was afraid, but of course it was good, it’s you. The small banter, the work UNDER THE DESK? I didn’t read all the tags so that gagged me😭 I loved it more than I thought I would. You’re amazing, thank you for this. https://imgur.com/a/8ArSlAp Also, I drew this a while ago and thought wouldn't it be funny if he actually did a switch audio??🙂‍↕️ Yep I’m psychic. I really love this piece btw, nothing that I hate about it, but it's my opinion of course! I hope you all like it!! Andddd one more thing, I hope it’s not too invasive or uncomfortable, but I love drawing birthday pieces!! I’m experimenting with these manga brush stickers I got too so the sparkles were not from me or the stars. This is honestly my first time drawing food so well, I’m so impressed. Again thank you for being a muse. Fun fact, my pfp is a whole piece I drew for my bday as well! Enjoy your Sagittarius era, August, you deserve it. https://imgur.com/a/yiAhMjM

amy

u think luke is vanilla or is he kinky too😭

aliyah

it could go in so many different directions too. this speaker getting jealous that her promotion has made her closer to him & now they’re fighting over her attention (like the palentine’s audio dynamic)? or luke calling them both into his office for a little chat about appropriate office conduct that escalates into a threesome? or luke & this F starting an affair after her promotion that this M walks in on (sorta cucking vibes, like the valentine’s day w/ your bf’s friend audio)? i know not everything needs a sequel, but! just hear me out!!

key

he is definitely a hot husband

Lizzy

porn/erotica-world scenario meant to emulate real life - I’ll allow it.. man gives up promotion to better qualified female - HOLD THE FUCK UP IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE REALISTIC? edit: loved this, I was thoroughly entertained and excited to hear a fun new approach. I hope you enjoyed it too 🤗

wiggie

and on my second listen I will be attempting to isolate Luke’s dialogue he seemed to be spitting important company information? like guys SHUT UP AND QUIT MOANING i’m trying to pay attention to the call deck!! 💻 🗒️

alisha 🌱

LAUREN!! this is absolutely incredible; his expressions are so cute and i love how delicious all the food looks!! 💖 you're always treating us to the best art!!

yanna

“I just passed up a fucking promotion for you” literally the hottest line in the entire audio

alisha 🌱

also i'm on my KNEES for your nightwing portrait oh god just one chance please 🫠💖

nasa 🧸

today is a good for us 😌

💕Lauren💕

@alisha Ahh you're so sweet😭 thank you so much for the compliments, I’m so flattered you think this way about my art! As for Nightwing 🙂‍↕️ that’s my absolute favorite too, I couldn't stop looking at it for a good second.

sarah 💫

NIGHTWING AUGUST???? YOU RANG???? I would and will do heinous things for a Nightwing audio (it’s coming in 2025 I’m manifesting it)

chai

toy play?? ummm 🫠

sarah 💫

I’m so obsessed w all of these you are so talented!!!! 💕 Also love the way you drew the desserts, they all look so scrumptious! 🍰🧁

ArtfullyAngelic

Crying screaming hyperventilating throwing up convulsing on the god damned fLOOR. AUGUST, YOU FIEND, YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER The lawyer is me when I return with the artwork this delicious little treat inspired. I am such a whore for trying to remain normal during these situations, anD LUKE??? L U K E ???????????? I will give you my credit card information directly just for a morsel of content with Luke again. Amazing job, hung off every single word being said 100000/10 fuckin’ absolute bangers all around, just toss me off a cliff, slap my ass and call me sally

JammyJam

Toy + “restraining ourselves, workplace, clothed sex vibe”?!?!?! Sir you’re making it very hard for me to keep a straight face in front of my family 🥵🥵🥵

ArtfullyAngelic

LAUREN LAUREN LAUREN AGAIN COMING BACK WITH ANOTHER SMASH HIT I CAAAAANT THE SUPERHERO ONE?????? 😭😭😭 I have one sketched but can’t bring myself to finish it quite yet. THE MASKED STRANDKWKJXJW I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU DO IS PERfect THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR AMAZING TALENTS WITH US ❤️❤️❤️

Lauren (the one with the cat)

I hate shared offices, but I love this audio. Calm, condescending August dialogue wins me over every time 👏 ETA: I will DNF an audio so quick if the accent is bad. You don’t need to worry at all 🤍

pt_princess

Hear me out: in my mind Luke has his dress shirt sleeves rolled up. I'm an avid fan and supporter of the rolled sleeves agenda, and in this essay I will -

amy

NIGHTWING OMFGGGG and the birthday one too is soo cute everything is so good

💕Lauren💕

@sarah I CANNOT😭 (I’m manifesting with you) loll I’m ngl that piece was inspired by the superhero and nemesis audio, but I saw Nightwing and just had to. Thank you so much, I’m glad you like it as much as I do💕

ara♡ ⋆。˚

ive been feeling so down in the dumps this week and this made me laugh a little with lukes silly lil accent, ty :-)

Emily

Very off-topic but I'm obsessed with the way august says "ch" words sometimes, like "cheek". I feel like he kinda does it with a "tch" and it's just real earwormy.

💕Lauren💕

Omg please! I need the artwork!! Also Luke??? I need someone to draw Luke🙂‍↕️

alisha 🌱

i hope your week gets better, ara!! 💖

wiggie

definitely insano horny freakazoid. HAS to be

💕Lauren💕

@Jen AHH OMG STOP TYSMMM 😆 I appreciate it! I feel like everyone loves nightwing and I’m so glad! Please finish your piece when you can! I hope this was inspiration enough, I know your work definitely inspires me!

💕Lauren💕

@Amy The fact that everyone immediately knew it was nightwing😭😭 Thank you so much, I appreciate it💕

wiggie

RAAAAAH they keep getting better!!! oh my goodness the CAT ONE🥹🥹 queen never cry got me good also PFFFT

Pie 🥧

I sooo love the book version. It’s such a beautiful book. 🥹 also the movie is really fun to watch.

mim

i genuinely thought the secondary M character was separate british VA.. holy smokes you are incredible

💕Lauren💕

@Wiggie (I’m sorry I only know your xmas name😭) Thank you!! LOL I’m so glad you noticed!! I was so close to drawing that baby💀

wiggie

just “wiggie” is my normal name SO DW🙂‍↕️ need that baby in a future work of yours ILL BE ON THE LOOK OUT!

wfdqj

and he definitely knew what was happening hahahah

Just here

The accent?!!!!!!!! Omgod like objectively that was so good. Love that you experiment and try to expand your horizons. I love office romances (in theory, not realistically) and i almost started thinking about work stuff as a person who works in corporate while listening to "Luke" talk at the beginning 🤣🤣 very realistic corporate meeting experience so kudos for you on that 🤣and honestly as much as I love like the "female/listener" receiving pleasure content, i personally find so arousing to hear my partner making sounds and experiencing pleasure (as if I'm on the receiving end) so even if it wasn't listener/female pleasure centric, I still loved it so so much. Thanks for this special treat!!

💕Lauren💕

@wiggie Thank you haha im so nervous to try😭 but I’ll do it!

Effie

Yeah, I did at first, too. Cause those other "hi"s def weren't August, were they?

Effie

I feel ya. I'm the same with "borrow". Like, yes, sir, you can borrow anything you like just say that word again pls

Effie

lol Luke has everyone in a chokehold rn. Why is it whenever August is worried about a trait/accent/etc, it always just works magnificently?

Effie

..... I may have done this too lol

Effie

Getting new brushes is always so fun! I love your sketching style. You've got such great proportions (I could never lol) They're all so cute but I def think the one with the cake is my fav. Pls spoil us some more <3

Emily

Omg I never noticed that one, I will have to keep my ears open lol

Dastardly Diane 🌙 🦇

Love some new toys and some frilly things for the holidays 😉 Also, the note [I'm also realizing that in a typical month I really can't do two balls-to-the-wall nasty fuckfest audios] actually made me laugh out loud and think about Dirty Harry, “a man’s gotta know his limitations…”

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

August: “Guys it’s an experiment” *Proceeds to drop a banger* August: “never mind the silly accent” *Accidentally(?) creates the hottest side character ever.* Do you see a trend here, August? FFS

Lynne

What does it say about me that I find August’s content warning’s complete and thorough nature… arousing? Also, Luke? More please. Great audio, August.

sarah 💫

Happy bday @candle and @lubear!!! 💝🎂

💕Lauren💕

@Freya Right?! I love these brushes, I think I went overboard loll. Also thank you so much, ahh I’m so glad you like the cake one! I still struggle with proportions haha (i got so many unfinished stuff) You’re so sweet omg😭 Can I just say, your hair color is so pretty, I really like it!

chai

the talent wowww!

R

audibly gasped at the British voice

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Absolutely relating to this comment. I am going to wait for your art!!!❤️❤️❤️ And yes, Luke~~~~❤️

Effie

SERIOUSLY

sarah 💫

Wow can you guys believe August actually got THE Daniel Craig to voice Luke haha damn that’s crazy whoa Every time you’re like “guys I’m doing a silly voice……pls I’m being silly” and then it’s…???? Genuinely SO good?? The accent was just the right balance of subtle but noticeable to sound mild and realistic and not to mention: HOT‼️absolutely dying for you to showcase the rest of your accents in a SFW one day if ur comfy with it (need to hear your take on a Liverpudlian thing pls god)🤞🏼 I’ll be BACK with more thoughts once my brain stops replaying “fuck you for being so hot and annoying” like an endless X rated Grand Canyon echo 🫨

chloe

yum!!

chai

so uhhh part 2? please? 😛

kaili

luke soundalike contest in my bedroom

lilli 🦋

omfg this might be my new favorite audio, hold the moan is one of my favorite kinks 🤭🤭 everything about this is 😩😩😩 AND THE ACCENT WASNT SILLY IT WAS SO GOOD AUGUST 👏👏👏

chai

or part whatever if this is part of the augustverse of coworker audios lol

roxy

Can we please get more audios with accents 👀😭 you are genuinely so talented and it is definitely appreciated when you let your voice work shine. ✨

chloe

🧎‍♀️

yanna

Real

yanna

Happy birthday dears!!!!

6sheeshALaying 🦢

I should probably listen to this audio again, I couldn’t hear large portions of it due to my own screaming. So many entertaining details - “I have to return that,” turning the vibe UP when he’s annoyed, “partner in crime” 🫠, the belt buckle sfx during the call, pretending he was emotional to cover up how turned on he was (I LOLed at that fr), and passing the promotion I mean WOW. “You happy?” I really am tysm for asking. There are so many platinum level dirty talk lines, but hearing another character refer openly to “August” was jarring in the best way possible. I hope you find a way to do that again. Also you should know I will yeet an audio so fast over a bad accent, but it was solid (and hot, like stupid hot, I liked it ok, please stop making me say nice stuff in response to your disclaimers). In conclusion you are a poetic and noble land-mermaid thank you and good night.

peach

i will personally intervene and force the fbi to remove their sinful hands off of you. they will not and cannot shut you up. i’m listening, continue.

peach

THIS IS FRYING ME 😭

peach

when you said a silly accent, i was expecting a high-pitched, know-it-all nerd voice, not some hot ass british dude. and this is a compliment because i’m not even into accents. 🤬

peach

i was literally expecting to have a giggle. why did i even believe you

aliyah

@peach my hero T__T!! i replied to alisha with some of the ideas i had right off the top of my head BUT another one that just came to mind is something in the inverse of this that’s voyeuristic instead of being semi-exhibitionism 💭 like, they get called into luke’s office for “disciplinary reasons” that turns into him like, watching and ordering them around because if they’re going to risk their careers over a workplace affair it’d better be worthwhile. or something like that~

peach

i’m squealing at the under the desk shit why am i getting anxiety and feeling flustered at the same time as if i’m actually there omg 😭😭😭 WHEWWWW I CANTTT I FEEL ILL

peach

THE SHAKY “you happy? you happy huh” “i just passed up a fucking promotion for you” WHEWWWW I LITERALLY FEEL LIKE PETER GRIFFIN WHEN HE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I should’ve known it was something mind blowing cuz he’s like that, this menace.

peach

literally all he does is lie 😒

peach

we need to get you into august’s creative team, friend. your mind is spectacular.

reagan

i never comment but god, i need a full length audio with the luke voice like NOW

ArtfullyAngelic

Same but also with the way his jaw clicks in some audios has me on my k n e e s 🧎‍♀️

aliyah

@peach 🙇🏽‍♀️ you flatter me!! i just have an overactive imagination and haven’t had time to write creatively in awhile, so i’m all pent up. (though if he wants to solicit my input, i won’t decline. :P)

phonons

This audio was so good. Ahhh! I'll come back with more coherent thoughts

amanda

unfortunately i actually have a manager named luke so that one bit just gave me anxiety about being real fired 😭😭😭

wiggie

kaili PLEASE😭

sophie

luke?? nah that’s charles xavier i’m floored

sarah 💫

SIR PATRICK STEWART HIMSELF

pinkJoy_0

Bro your accent is so good?????

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

August, would you be so kind as to drop the Luke presentation as a new year treat? I’m interested in hearing what he had to say. 👀👀😂❤️ “The character with the silly accent isn’t involved in anything sexy” I beg to differ, August; Luke already has the entire comment section in a chokehold.

alisha 🌱

this month's sfw maybe? 👀👀

sophie

been praying for another toy audio since the “it’s too hot to touch”audio thank you sm king 🫡

Rowan

Shared office space ❌ Shared coworkers ✔️🙂‍↕️

Mantis

LMAO

Anna 🌺🦕

i fear in my head he has an infant and is an excellent father (i realize this rules out ethical luke sequels but im just agreeing and elaboratinggg)

Anna 🌺🦕

idk how long ur flight is but if it’s over like three hours id say it’s definitely always worth it. i actually paid for it the first time this summer and im never going back

alisha 🌱

@a: no, wait you're cooking here! give us the audio where luke makes said infant 🫣 voilà! ethical luke prequel audio~

guilty_ofloey

GUESS WHO STARTED THEIR FIRST OFFICE JOB LAST WEEK

Sisyrinchium

This one is going in the top 3 for this year for sure! 😌 ✨

hc

late but very important addition to my Christmas wishlist: full audio featuring the Mr Luke

guilty_ofloey

it’s fun to imagine that all the audios in the officeverse take place at the same company 👀

guilty_ofloey

since we’re sharing, i’m obsessed with how august says “onto”

hc

august I feel like you live in my brain because I have been patiently waiting for my next promotion (supposedly coming q1 next year) and the bits about the listener character deserving their promotion really got me 🥺 thank you for the likely unintended q4 pep talk that I and I'm sure other corporate girlies here needed (I hope everyone else waiting on career-related good news here gets what they they are hoping for and worked hard for!!)

Emily

Lol I love the sharing, I'm starting to realize we're all kinda weird and paying way too close attention to what's vocally happening in these audios lol

Pomme G Seeds

Mr August "InThe" Winter, I came into this audio expecting to have bit of a chuckle from the "silly accent" you described in the description, and instead I had to pick up my jaw from my bedroom floor from how hot Luke sounded. This is what is known as "false advertising" as I did NOT have a hearty chuckle, and instead I had a school girl giggle, which, for all intents and purposes, are different responses! For this reason, my lawyers WILL be in contact. I'll see you in court, Pomme🍎 P.S. All charges will be dropped if we get more "silly" accent work, please and thank you ☺️

sav kate

Anytime I am AT ALL unsure about a new audio, this man proves me wrong. I’m starting to think I’d be open to anything as long it’s august behind the mic

roxy

Omg I’ve been waiting for the next installment! These are fabulous as always 😍 I love the little cat and also super!August holy smokes 😮‍💨

秦词

Congrats! Hope you’re settling well

秦词

I’m only half-way in but have to talk about Luke. I don’t listen to British male VA doing audio porn because a). their voices remind me of someone I know irl or b). I can tell which part of the UK they’re from and that reminds me of someone from that part of the UK. BUTButbut, I’d looooove to listen to Luke saying dirty shit hehehehehehehehehehe

C

This got me the wettest wtf I love the exhibition in all of this and the M’s MOANS? HELLO? I LOVE LOVE LOVE. He sounded so fucking pretty

twee

this is the first time the speaker has a name!!

Ana

Ughh the degradation gets better every single audio

wiggie

this company’s revenue is tanking and only we know why📉

Rya Li

Dumb American checking in, accent was fun and believable 🇺🇸🇺🇲 🫡

Rya Li

Also like. This is v hot. Idk it's like5 am here my day is shot

Jess

I approve the deck, yes, keep it coming.. nice work, August. I’m sad I won’t be working along side you after Michael’s departure but we’ll be keeping a close eye on you 😉 Thanks for the unintentional shout out: I felt seen! It caught me off guard . 😳

Crystal

Listening to this while I’m at work for the ambiance and immersive experience 🤭💻🔥

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Can I just say that I would want a self-indulgent audio of Luke? That man seems like he does fine-dining for fun, and horse-riding and some wine-tasting for a hobby.

ell

This was very fun, not something I would normally listen to but I always enjoy what you put out regardless, and this was no exception. Also as a British person, Luke's voice didn't come across as silly at all! The accent was really well done, and definitely still hot. I've never heard you do anything that didn't work well. Amazing work as always.

Sierrana89

Yes, indeed, a very /silly/ accent that clearly did not awaken things in many of us…I went straight to the comments and was not disappointed.

Sierrana89

HR just shaking their heads all the time

秦词

Can we put this man in a lab and study his voice as to what kind of crack he puts in his voice? Every time, no matter what happened during the day, when I click on his audio, it’s like walking into a giant marshmallow field, like I’ll be squished by marshmallows upon marshmallows. I know it sounds weird but that’s how I feel? Maybe I’m the problem… Anyway, this is soooooo good omg!!!!! The plot and the acting *seriously fanning myself* love me some smut with a good plot😭 Jess please don’t fire them, I want more😭😭😭 I’m obsessed with how many times August said “what” in the first 5-minute and every “what” is different👁️👄👁️. Please give yourself a pat on the shoulder, August. It’s really good voice acting. The M character, from avoiding the toy like a plague to using it on F and threatening her to keep quiet or else… raw, next question. And he advocated her for the promotion????? That scene is literally give-me-a-hair-tie-and-five-minute lol Luke is rich, and it’s not because he sounds British, but his entire vibe oozes richness. That man is rich, demure and kinky in bed. Give me 14 of them, please? Also, it’s not a silly accent, stop calling it a silly accent, August. You did very good, better than a lot of Hollywood actors trying to sound British. The tone changes when F got under the desk is just *chef’s kiss*. And he assured her he’d put her up for the promotion regardless🥺🥺🥺 Overall, I’d say it’s yet another 5-star production from the best nsfw male va (I’m seriously not biased). Thank you, August 🫶

💕Lauren💕

@roxyy Thank you!! I’m so glad you like it!😭 I worked so hard on that superhero one, you’re awesome as always💕

Grace

Very dissappointed the ‘silly accent’ isn’t involved in anything sexy 😔💔

kio 🍸

i love how all of us are going insane over Luke 🫡 the silly accent isn't really that silly anymore, August (you ATE so bad how r u so good it's rlly crazy)

kio 🍸

late night thoughts but thinking of scenarios where luke could be involved: - threesome (???) different universe probably but still in the corpo world bc damn (2 hot voices speaking into my ear would make me disintegrate into thin air, which was clearly what happened earlier) - a solo audio heh hehehehehhehe i'd like to think Luke also has someone who gives them bjs or hjs idk whenever he's in a meeting like RAAAAH that would be so hot (as he should bc that's what he deserves)

Freshwater Mermaid

Need to know if they’re hiring. Ready to submit a highly qualified resume. 🫡

kio 🍸

blaming luke for sounding so hot that i forgot to listen to whatever the speaker was saying /lh p.s. how do i focus when i have 2 hot voices in my fucking ears like do u want me to fly (i need to touch grass)

kio 🍸

this is probably my 20th comment but enough abt luke!!!! these two coworkers r so hot like the im so seated for their office sexcapades like just thinking abt all the possible things that could happen [SCREAMS] ugh the plot, the trope, the dynamics, the script!!!!!!! chef's kiss

lucky

you gag everytime!! ate ate ate 🙏

ArtfullyAngelic

The man passing by at that moment was a paid actor

alisha 🌱

your pfp is my exact reaction after listening to this audio lmaoo

makenzi

“I’m gonna use you up and I’m gonna make it fucking hurt.” August, you motherfucker. That’s so good. This was so good.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

🎵 Now Playing - Kissability by Sonic Youth 🎶 First things first: “for the tutor lovers out there”, “there's no penetrative sex or actually even touching F character”. The crowd went absolutely wild, there are reports of an explosion of giggles and fireworks randomly going off across the globe. I almost (ALMOST) rush through the first listen so that I can read your descriptions. I just find the longer ones so delightful, and this was no exception. I went cross-eyed after reading that. SO. YUMMY. What a silly rule that I’ve imposed on myself, a fun game I play where I deprive myself of the descriptions like they’re an after dinner cookie. Who else plays silly deprivation games? Our grumpy Tutor-y Speaker!!!!! Silly rules like “don’t fuck your office mate”. Says who (several HR documents and at least two in-person trainings they’ve both attended)? I love this grumpy Tutor boy!!!!! Particularly, I love that his grumpiness is due to fretting. A cutesy, low-level “whatever will I do?”, brief wringing of hands, then doing it. Your grumpy, Tutor-adjacent Speakers seem to be rule-followers who get upset when rules are broken (even though they LOVE when Ls encourage them to do so). They will maliciously comply with the rules of the relationship (strictly business/friendship) until the L makes the alternative SO enticing, logic goes out the window and they show off how bananas they are!!!!! When they finally get full control of their environment (Ls), they’re annoyingly controlling (positive, devotional). TOO FUN! They are frustrated by being in a hell of their own making, but refuse to give it up because they need structure. I think the defining characteristic of the Tutor as an archetype, for me, is being so deranged, they have to control you so as to not derail their lives fucking you all the time. They just wouldn’t get anything done, ya know? I think it’s so so cutieful how their Ls can bring them a little bit more into balance, allowing them a way to practice restraint while having a very good time (Slut Encouragement from the Bottom). That’s just good writing!!!!!! I’ll stop saying it when it stops being true: it’s so clever the way the sex is always woven into the story of who these people are! Anyway, sexy stuff. This isn’t just a character study, right right right. The firing speech was soooooooooooooooo hot holy toledo. If the Tutor going on about “knuckling down” and getting through the “big unit” made me want to bite the library table, the firing speech made me feel like I could eat the whole damn table. I could swallow a redwood whole. Total degenerate. Very “haha… wait…oh…oh???? Oh no 🕳️”. I’ve also never considered getting a facial (yay!!!), then being instructed to cum once it’s happened... Idk idk idk. That’s kinda crazy! Pulling down my taffeta curtains and rolling down the stairs in anguish. Your no-PIV audios are always a smash, so there was no way this could disappoint. Maybe because they give you a bit of latitude to be indulgent. Namely, I cannot believe the BJ and facefucking. I almost walked into a tree IRL this morning during my walk. I currently cannot give you any information on how the facefucking made me feel besides 😭👍🏿. The feeding her the cum..... [atomizes on the spot] Errata: 💼 “Remote work approach to the bedroom” teeheehee! You’re a goddamn comedian, August 🥸 💼 LOVE naming a limit (can’t do two coo coo bananas audios in a single month). Hear hear!!!! But also this is so scary, finding the right crag to chain myself to now, thanks for the heads up! 💼 This is the first S&L pair that I think goes up in flames. Is that because I am wishing for this L’s downfall so I can have him? Yes! https://imgflip.com/i/9e2qv7 💼 In my “Fuck | Fuck & Marry | Fuck, Marry, & Begin A Commune With” ranking of your Speakers, this guy is firmly in the final category. Once he said “what? what? what?” sharply like that, I was a goner. 💼 There’s something so fun about the multitasking. It’s both very satisfying and impressive that the Tutor types are able to get through important work while doing the most evil things. Omega level mutants of focus and restraint. What is more relaxing than relinquishing control to such a person who will successfully keep us on task while I just think about [information not found] ☺️😌 💼 While I did not find Luke’s voice hot, I did find it very fun!!!!! Somewhere between a Liverpudlian and a posh Londoner maybe? It’s like Nice English Man Who is Your Boss voice in A Vibrator for Christmas on Holemark. I assume that’s why you called it silly (positive, I hope)? Luke’s voice *has* made me want to hear your version of Hugh Grant delivering the “if you get us fired, I’ll make you fucking pay for it” speech. 💼 “I know how badly she wants this, and she’s gonna put in some really really great work if you give her a chance” I would be so moved by this admission omg. This is obviously an honorable thing to do, the right thing to do if he thinks L is a better fit, AND such an insanely cute and lovely way to reveal he’s going to give this a shot because she’s adequately proven it's worth the risk. How dare you once again get me to “awww” aloud with your cutesy endings. This was really really really good. On a more personal note, I am one of those people for whom these six weeks of the year are pretty 😬. If you are also one of those people, I'm sending you my very best and a big hug 🤗! I am always thankful for your audios, but even more so now as the audios and this space in general are providing much appreciated delight! So, as always, thank you, August (and everyone) 💗!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

"A Thousand Years" started playing in my head, this Speaker..... I'll be thinking about him for a while 🧎🏿‍♀️

JammyJam

Frenetically switching between shopping apps to look for a matching vibrator becaus this! Is! So! Good!!! Augustman here always has the best sfx and that vibrating sound is almost tickling in my ears. Toys are kinda underrepresented and underestimated in audio erotica, but this audio is a perfect example of the compatibility and flexibility of toys (both as sfx and as a tool) in audios. Thanks again August for including more diverse techniques! The performance is impeccable as always. The S also has a bit of a cute accent at the beginning? But the cutest part for me is when S receives the call and that “we have a call” is so desperate and pathetic… so adorable. Everyone is drooling over Luke but I kinda pictured him in two different ways? Like one is a boring man wearing beige short sleeve shirt and burgundy tie while the other one being the sexy salt and pepper dilf-ish guy with his sleeves rolled up? Either way thanks Luke for being part of the show XD When I saw the pool I didn’t actually have any expectations but now I’m sure that even if I had, this audio would easily surpass all of them and become the best holiday surprise. You’re the secret Santa for this whole community August. Thanks again for yet another brilliant audio!

sarah 💫

Our beloved Aughost also says his name is August in the Halloween ghost roommate audio! 👻

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

These are so gorgeous!! I must join the screams about Nightwing; it helps with manifesting the audio!!! I am perhaps too distracted by the cat, too cute omg omg omg omg

alisha 🌱

your comments are always a treat and this one is no exception!! i felt so Seen by your comment about how us tutor lovers seem to be by-the-book in our day-to-day lives yet crave the allure of risky, rule-breaking audios 🤭 i'm glad we're all in the same boat of having that "flip side"—to quote the best friend's younger brother audio~ i know you mentioned that these 6 weeks of the year aren't the best for you, but hopefully this year's is a little more manageable and that you're able to find your pockets of joy where you can 💖 sending you lots of love!!

sarah 💫

Don’t threaten me with a good time!!!! 😍

alisha 🌱

hey, wild thought here but can luke also own a christmas tree farm on the side? or maybe he's a frequent flyer during the holiday season? asking for a friend, of course 🥰

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

BFYB absolutely clocked me, terribly exposed by his "flip side" comment. And that's so sweet, alisha, thank you 🥺💗. This place is absolutely one of those pockets!

kira ✨

THE IMAGERY OF THAT PLEASSEEEEEJFISJF

kira ✨

i’m obsessed with your art pls never stop <3

Shelly Belly

Doesn’t have a remote but Crave makes a vibrator necklace!

kira ✨

adding to that: the QUEEN NEVER CRY made me SCREAMMMM

Shelly Belly

August: I’ll do a “silly” little accent just to differentiate the voices for MC and Luke Patreon girlies: LUKE LUKE LUKE LUKE LUKE LUKE LUKE LUKE LUKE LUKE LUKE LUKE LUKE LUKE LUKE LUKE 11/10 August- the degradation, the dynamic, everything 🫶🏻

Courtney💋

Ok, but a part 2 with voyeurism or MM4F featuring Luke getting first hand experience on just how hardworking and dedicated of an employee the listener is in her new position? 👀

💕Lauren💕

@Gabriella Why was I waiting for your comment?😭 Thank youu!! I always look forward your comments, you’re an amazing writer. I’m still taking in the fact that people love the Nightwing one lol

💕Lauren💕

@Kira YOURE BACK! Thank you so much, that makes me so happy!😭 And as for queen never cry, I’m so happy you caught that! No one around me knows the meme here lol

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

That's so nice, thank you!! And you did such a good job with Nightwing, he looks annoyingly sexy and cheeky. Ya nailed it! 🤩

sarah 💫

Omg congrats and hang in there guilty_ofloey!!! 💌🎉

makenzi

Girl. I’ve stopped dead in my tracks a couple of times thinking about the delivery of that line. I love that he’s stuttering and straight-laced until… he’s not. He’s really, really not.

💕Lauren💕

I feel like it is so obvious, but is he called Luke because of Luke Skywalker?? And then Jess Pava?Because omg I can definitely imagine younger Mark Hamill here, back to the drawing board we go💕

makenzi

All I want for Christmas is whatever he wants to do, amen hallelujah 😬

alisha 🌱

@sarah: headcanoning that this august and aughost are the same person!! 🫣

Huniii

I lost my earphones almost immediately after this was posted and never have I ever felt so suicidal

Huniii

ILL B BACK

sarah 💫

GABRIELLA omg i totally thought of you when I read “tutor lovers out there,” can you believe we got another strict, grumpy nerd??? 😍 also i too almost walked into a tree during the face fucking bit and I was in my room :/ the whole free use BJ actually has me in shambles, I’ve been blown to smithereens 😔 (pun unintended) Loved reading your thoughts as always but esp this note about the tutor type characters: “They have to control you so as to not derail their lives fucking you all the time” 😵‍💫 UM YES!!!? I love the idea of M being soooo SO intensely affected by F’s presence that he has to a) act like he’s not and b) aggressively and sexily put her in her place lest she completely consume him. Driven by a need to control HIMSELF, he must control her. Oh I’m in shambles again. Sending you hugs for this season, I hope you can find some joy in the days/weeks ahead! 💌🫂

thealphabetgun

I just…really like the way your brain works. Thanks for letting us give you money in exchange for taking a peek in there a few times a month. 💸 Also, ya done fcked up - now we literally *require* a Luke/accent audio. 🤷🏻‍♀️😆

Scottie

Listening at work and feeling extra feral this lovely afternoon

Phoebe

office vixen vibes. so good

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

And I thought of *you* when I heard that belt unbuckle! That sounds so weird, but I was like, "omg queen of the Fellatio Freaks is going to freak the fuck out 🤘🏿". I just.... I'll never be normal about it!!! I am overcome (teehee) with the idea of her coming to the shared office, frequently just to annoy him, realizing he gets most annoyed when she touches him (leaning on him, joke tickling and shoulder massages, etc), and him just slowly dying day by day... The center cannot hold! Thank you, sarah 💓💓💓

Courtney💋

Plot twist: Luke knows exactly what's going on but is playing coy. The next time listener and speaker decide to take it up a notch and actually fuck nasty in the office, he pays them a little 'surprise visit' using the spare key. He tells the speaker and listener he's willing to turn a blind eye to their antics if he can join in on the fun 😏

rachel 🍓

AUGUST you fucking BODIED what I think is actually a pretty daunting audio scenario? Whenever you endeavor to do something more contained like this it necessitates flexing the ✨creativity✨ of your erotic imagination and the audience’s too—I was so excited to hear how you were gonna do no touching of F and was *not* disappointed! With this particular “experiment” you’ve created a terrifyingly hot workplace sex farce? It’s giving one-act play with your ensemble of characters and the incisive, smart dialogue! I see you, theater kid! 🎭👏🏼 I also need to scream a bit about how scrumptious the fluidity of power exchange in your recent switch stuff is. Lately you’re orchestrating switchiness as more of a continuous tug of war between characters than a climactic coin toss where D/s roles are definitively flipped. I am allllll about it. Like, the whole “just 10 seconds” -> “10 more seconds” -> countdown -> 20 seconds part where L just wants to “try” the vibrator… You were playing with listeners’ expectations in having Speaker invoke dommy orgasm control despite this being early in their encounter + it being S’s futile attempts to stop L from using the toy before orgasms were even a real part of equation. I can’t get enough of this greyscale where there’s sustained modulation in dynamics and a murkiness as to who is *really* holding the reins. SO SMART. SO GOOD!!!! 🎛️🔥🤠 Assorted thoughts: • It’s my headcanon that M has had a longstanding crush on F bc jewelry is not something you just buy for a colleague?! It’s easy to imagine that in the time they’ve been working together he’s cultivated a mental list of her preferences. He’s memorized her order at the local coffee shop and all of her favorite lunch spots within a mile radius of their office. I just know in getting her name for Secret Santa he was SO excited for another opportunity to impress her with his careful observation of her individuality. Why else would he be SO hurt when she doesn’t seem to like the necklace before he knows it’s a sex toy? What a cutie! 🥹🫶🏼
 • Luke discourse has been done to death at this point lmaoooo so I’ll keep it at echoing that the accent is Very Good. You disclaiming accents is akin to Self-Indulgence™️ around here—we’re just gonna keep saying we enjoy you doing them until you believe us! 
 • Humbling to know I stay wolfish for the “Tutor as an archetype” (@Gabriella) of your characters. Forever folding like a card table for these rule-bound, goody two-shoes dudes who are ready and willing to assume the mantle of Demanding Dom when extended an enthusiastic invitation. Catch me coming unglued at hearing this Speaker shift in a single breath between a condescending + degrading tone as he dirty talks L and his conscientious + professional tone with Luke. Apparently I *CAN* have my cake and eat it too!!! 😌 Special gold stars for the delivery of “Do it. Control it. Slow down your breathing. That’s better.” + “You *need* to cum? You need to cum? Right now? Next to me in our office? Go ahead then.” Need him biblically!!! 🦴💥🐺
 • “God, the look on your face when he asked you if you were okay” + those little chuckles after everything he just did!!!! 😈🥰 Such a sweet moment where you made it clear they were both very into all of it.
 • I never have names in mind when I listen to audios, so it gave me a little thrill when Luke asked for “August” haha it made total sense here considering you’re voicing both characters in the conversation, but still so fun!
 • “I just think when it comes to the, uh, hard.. skills, um” I hope you know you’re truly fucking funny, your comedic lines are shockingly effortless! Too many gems to highlight them all, though that one is a standout.
 • “God, your mouth is good, your mouth is good, knew that fucking mouth was good for something, huh?” Mouthy Ls getting praised through a facefuck forever and ever amen. 😇🙏🏼
 • “I love seeing you cum with me all over your face” + L sucking cum off S’s fingers??? The cumsluts of Augustopia stay winning. 🤍🥛
 • “It’s a shared office, right? So, yeah, that means you can sit on my lap” + the kissing??? Do you want me dead??????? (I will take every in lap morsel you give us!) 
 • What does it say about our collective experiences that one of the sexiest aspects of this audio is an M making space for his well-deserving F colleague to receive a promotion in his stead? 🥲Thank you for leaving no room for doubt that it wasn’t just bc of the sex between the characters! I gotta wrap this up lol but on your note about potential disappointment: Speaking for myself always obv, but in the 2+ years I’ve listened to your stuff, I’ve never once felt let down by anything you’ve put out. Imo one of the coolest things about being part of the Patreon audience is that there is an unspoken enthusiasm for you to play in the sandbox a bit? Like, I genuinely hope my monthly subscription (in any tiny way) underwrites your drive to try new stuff. Variety is part of the fun and your standard of quality is a given. Anyway! I really loved this audio and hope my failure to write a reasonable-length comment speaks to just how much I enjoyed it! Thank you, August! ⭐️

JammyJam

Thanks Shelby! Holiday gift +1 🫨🫨🫨

rachel 🍓

This comment is for the tutor lovers out there in the same way this audio is for us too! 🥰 “Particularly, I love that his grumpiness is due to fretting” RETWEET! These anxious nerds of the ACU are everything to me! I’m using all my willpower to not just quote your entire analysis of “Tutor as an archetype” back at you. Absolutely gorgeous stuff. I had to cite it in my own Big Comment and my little comp lit scholar wannabe heart is doing joyful cartwheels. How unfair that we can’t get a PhD in AITW audios!! I was similarly taken aback at how affecting (😈) the firing speech was… I think I’m gonna need to go back and relisten to that bit a [redacted] number of times until I.. figure it out… yup! 👍🏼😀 Wishing you love, levity, and ease over the course of this frenetic season, Gabriella!💌✨🫂

macie

Oh this is something special

rin💕

U read my mind

Jess

👏💗🔥

Jess

Gasping

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Why oh why are we *SO* obsessed, so devoted to the anxious nerds of the ACU? I will replay this audio again and again, like the answers lie between his breaths and moans, until I am satisfied with what I find. No no, you've twisted my arm, I'll do it for the sake of the Journal of Audio Erotica. We're listening on repeat for work, for scholarship!!! Manifesting a university accreditation for this PhD program, surely compiling the Big Comments on this Patreon will move *someone* at the DOE...... Thank you, rachel, for your kind words always, but also for hyping W&P. It is warming my heart this winter (even the military history bits lololol)! 💓💓💓 https://imgur.com/a/iYAVwxp

Effie

All of this. Yes.

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

You put in words what I couldn’t cultivate in my head after listening to this audio. YES TO ALL THE ABOVE👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 and I DO hope he believes us when we say that everything he doesn’t even come CLOSE to disappointing us!! He’s insanely talented whether it’s the sexy bits or the comedic delivery, the “silly” accents or even the underlying themes of every single audio.

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD! LUKE held that meeting at the airport yes yes

peach

@kira PLEASE CAUSE HE GOT ME SO FUCKED UP IM CRYINGBYR

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Hello???? This treatise on greyscale switching??????? HELLO??? 🫠👏🏿 ⚪ Hard agree on the crush!!! And what you’ve described is *precisely* the type of detail-oriented, borderline-obsessive, adorable fretting that makes me want to unhinge my jaw for the anxious nerds of the ACU. But obviously I must still do more research. ⚪ Sooooooo humbling, then I feel embarrassed momentarily at how quickly and totally I fold for a Tutor…….. Then I remember that I leave my ego at the door each time I open Patreon and go back to barking. AND there’s cum stuff??? Q4 has been HUGE for the Cumslut Faction, massive milky gains. ⚪ “God, your mouth is good, your mouth is good, knew that fucking mouth was good for something, huh?”. Drove me as insane, if not more so, than the Tutor essentially telling L she was stupid and was surely sucking cocks instead of studying. SO disrespectful 🧎🏿‍♀️ Clapping at all of it always and just have to reiterate, you’re such a beautiful writer!!!! 🤩

alisha 🌱

luke is in a bad mood after the call because he KNOWS those two are being inappropriate during office hours so he takes it out on his seat partner on the plane??? shenanigans—and an insane fuckfest—ensues??? the plot writes itself!!

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

@alisha: you are a GENIUS!!!! Luke doesn’t fuck around when it comes to office etiquette yesssss 😭😭😭😭🫠🫠🫠🫠

rachel 🍓

lmaooo that Julie Karagin letter excerpt 😭💌 Big Tolstoy is going to be over the moon when I report that you’re finding *even* the military history sections are a pleasure to read! ((In all seriousness, I remain beyond flattered + moved that my silly W&P enthusiasm in comments has motivated you to take it on. It warms *my* heart that you’re enjoying it so far 💗💗💗))

ArtfullyAngelic

As everyone’s self appointed lawyer, I can confidently say you’ve been served, we will see you in court. https://imgur.com/a/imagine-passing-up-job-opportunity-woman-who-s-slobbin-on-ya-knob-hysondy (Please note this isn’t intended to be anyone specific, nor reflect any sort of real life people doing these acts. This is simply for creative outlet purposes and all colour palette chosen are meant to fit the audios vibe and not a reflection of the ethnicity of those performing the act. I’m really sorry if I made anyone uncomfortable.)

amy

LMAOOO ok period

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

JEN, YOU GORGEOUS WOMAN! I literally wait for your art every time there is a drop 😭❤️❤️ This is incredible! It’s exactly how I imagined it! Love the Luke bubble there 😭😭😭🔥🔥 the colour palette is so rich too! 👏🏼👏🏼

alisha 🌱

OH YOU SERVED!! i'm amazed at the quality of work you make in such a short amount of time!! 💖 this piece might be a favourite of mine that you've done so far~

Nya

This NEEDS the part two after the promotion 😭😮‍💨

Grace

The buzzing signs by her thighs?? The attention to detail is amazing omg

anna

i wfh and the anxiety i had about them accidentally going off mute during the call cannot be overstated the zipper and buckle while M is putting F up for the promotion also made me audibly laugh coworkers to lovers goes so crazy i love this

rachel 🍓

@Jess + @Freya 💕 thank you so much for reading my ramblings! 💕 @Dana hear, hear! 🍻 even at my most impassioned when it comes to ideas on the poll posts, at the end of the day, I am game for whatever he wants to create! @Gabriella my thoughts on this new flavor of AITW switch content have been simmering in my brain worms’ cauldron since the Halloween coworkers audio. Witch Potion + this have only turned up the heat! 🔥 2024 is the Year of the Switch. I’m calling it—Best Overall Audio at the 2nd Annual Moanys is going to go to something in the Switch Collection (is this my bias for Just Grinding talking? maybe!!!). And EXACTLY! M trying to use buying a gift for his “cousin” as a ruse to vet F on what kind of necklace she might like is evidence enough. He cares DEEPLY and he’s so worried about fucking it up! Again, I need him biblically!!! Q4 Cumslut Faction KPIs show that we’re tracking towards a cum-focused audio in 2025! The shareholders are thrilled! 📈🤞🏼 You get it!!! ACU Tutor types’ BJ dirty talk is for the yappers who have enough self-awareness to know there’s fun to be had in being made to “shut up” (sexual) from time to time! 🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️🥰 A compliment on my writing means the world coming from you with your beautiful Big Comments! Thank you for always being so supportive of my brain dumps! 💌🥹

alisha 🌱

@el: i'm booking my flight immediately and waiting for our silly voiced man at the airport!! 🧳🎫

hexa

OHBOI. This is a wonder. I love that he seems to be genuinely trying so hard to keep it non-sexual. The flustered while still trying to be cool and chill and grumpy is such a funny push-and-pull. Remote controlled vibes are a definite fascination of mine because of the control you have to give up with an “instrument” (can’t think of a better word in this moment) that’s often used for self-pleasure and therefore we have all the control. Such an easeful, filthy yet sweet dynamic between the two of them and I really appreciated you folding in (the cheese) the “forbidden” aspect and that fantasy of fucking a boss/employee. Upped the stakes immediately while keeping it (mostly / ish / oopsie) ethical. This has been said but the SFX!!!!!! wow yayyy! It was rumbling through my ears into my whole bod! HUGE FAN of this. P.S. I did think that Luke could have had a sneaking suspicion as to what was up with this two (horrifying in real life, super fun in erotica world). I mean, c’mon. And the dialect! You kept it easy and subtle. So fun. Heck yeah. Crushed it.

hexa

I play the silly deprivation game!!!!

hexa

The caption JENNNNN

morgan.

K but a whole audio in that accent would go craaaaazy.

fedu

I see u Dana 🥹

B

THEACCENT WE NEED MORE ACCENT AUDIOS PLS OMG

fedu

Didn’t I already added u on discord 🤔

Lexapro

Luke and the mf from the cowboy audio lives rent free in my head

rae

This audio indeed felt very familiar and I welcome this trope back with open fucking arms lmao. I just love how experimental you’ve been! At this point it feels like there’s nothing you can’t pull off, I’m excited to see more of what you come up with! Luke’s accent was awesome btw! Yet again another reason why you’re such a great VA ☺️

peach

can i ask a goofy question. were cooking up some fanfictions on wattpad, ao3, tumblr in ur adolescence

aliyah

@peach i plead the fifth 🫣 lmaodjskd it’s not goofy at all! i was too shy & too much of a perfectionist to actually post but my personal google docs is a warzone of WIPs and i did (still do…) read a lot. ao3 & tumblr are my GOATs

wiggie

ooooooohhhh. yep yep yep 😌

wiggie

I thought this too! cause he fuckn would😤

wiggie

JEN🤩 I am always so excited to see your work on the posts, it truly is dessert every time. and YOU WORK FAST!! so glad you kept worried (and intrigued😏) luke in the corner

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Yeah the rumbling vibrator SFX which are powerful enough to be felt through your body but not powerful enough to do anything (obviously) and are thus themselves teasing…. Like the vibrator in the actual audio….. This shit is in different areas!!!!! He’s operating at dangerously galaxy-brained levels 🤯

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Oooooo being distracted by the wrong things, I like his outfit and cuff links!! This one is ballerrrrr

SevereTrashDelusions

Literally sitting in my office at work, swinging my legs and giggling at this amazing piece of work 😍💕😈 - so glad I work nights alone

yanna

<-

peach

LMFAOOO REAL RECOGNIZE REAL 😭😭 unfortunately, i was publishing cringey fanfics when i was 14. that stopped, but reading on ao3 never did. the chokehold that app has on its users is crazy shit whewww but honestly, maybe one day you’ll feel comfortable enough to actually finish your WIPs. don’t be too critical with your work because i know for sure they will be both well written and well received. 🩶🩶🩶

peach

@yanna ouh real af thank you for your service

makenzi

Huge, scrawling co-sign on the “Patreon as sandbox endorsement.” I mean, along with everything else you said, but for real. I love supporting the experiments, the indulgences, the effort. Absolutely worth the sub.

Tay

"Fuck you for being so hot and annoying" 🙂‍↔️🫠 this was fucking awesome. I loved the binaural vibes (hehe), it would be fun if you incorporated that some more!! Amazing work as always, August

💕Lauren💕

OMG😭 You are so fast! Your lines, again, are so clean and I love the colors!! You put everything I imagined from that scene onto this piece and I love it!💕💕 I love the cloud on his cuff, the remote currently working on her, and Luke wondering wtf is going on....ommgg you’re amazing and truly inspiring, I’ll be looking forward to more of your beautiful work!

alisha 🌱

@wiggie: that was my EXACT reaction when i heard luke in the audio 🥰

ArtfullyAngelic

@dana DANA DANA DANA I WOULDNT HAVE BEEN THIS MOTIVATED WITHOUT YOU THANK YOU FOR BEING MY RIDE OR DIE YOU SEXY WOMAN @Alisha thank you so muuuuuch 😭😭😭 I managed to lock tf down when we had tech problems during my work shift, so I thank whoever is in charge for giving me the time to hyperfixate on it hahaha I’m so glad you like it 😭 @Grace I had another idea where it was a shot from behind her, bent over where you can see the vibe in her tights but got too flustered HAHAHAHA THANK YOU SO MUCH I could cry I’m so happy you like it 😭 @Hexa BESTIE YOU KNOOOOOOOW I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL WITH THESE CAPTIONS LMAAAAOOO we love a man willing to give up a promotion because he’s got a soft (hard????) spot for his partner in crime @Wiggie AHHHHHHH THANK YOUUUU I ALWAYS WANNA KEEP YOU ALL WELL FED ❤️❤️ tbh I might come up with something strictly Luke related, but that’s for another day haha @Gabriella Thank you so much!! I almost gave him normal boring cuff links, but it needed a little more of an August touch to really bring it all together. Like a neat lil inside joke for this community of ours ❤️ @Lauren AHHHHHHAAHHHH THANK YOUUUUUUU 😭 I’m so so so so so happy you think that, and I’m glad I was able to include everything you imagined as well. It’s such an honour knowing I have someone as talented as you backing up my shenanigans hahaha

rachel 🍓

@makenzi “I love supporting the experiments, the indulgences, the effort” YUP! 💯🙂‍↕️ The way I see it is that I’m sure we all have our shortlist of certain Classic August things we love to hear in the audios—yet for me, by no means does that mean I need (or even want?) to hear those things every single month? Maybe I’m just easy to please? haha I do also find the experiments are great for discovering new things I like in this medium of art + understanding nuances of my own desire/sexuality in general! What a delight! 💖

MichaelCeraVe

"I'm also realizing that in a typical month I really can't do two balls-to-the-wall nasty fuckfest audios." well variety IS the spice of life so

nini

can we do a conjugal visit where we visit u after u go to jail for murdering a healthcare ceo

Brazen Hussy

So... when can we get Luke's story 🙃

aliyah

@peach YOU’RE TOO SWEET T__T maybe i’ll get back into the practice of creative writing over winter break since i have so much time (fanfic and original work LOL). you’re such an angel wtf 🫂 🤍🤍

DivineFeminine

August, you dirty, dirty genius. The 𝘂𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 in this was unlike anything else! Even without touching or penetration, you captured the intimacy of unspoken communication, which I can only imagine how challenging that can be and I think this really showcases your skills as a writer! So many sexy, layered dynamics at play! Loved the element of dominance and submission and how they both had a moment in the “spotlight”, fighting the way their eyes meet, the way their muscles tense, the way they both seem to fight against their own arousal while on the video call. Reiterating your great accent in this 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦 they’re always fun to hear and I hope they pop up in more audios *cough* spies - seamlessly switching accents while undercover?! OKAY, okay I’m done. The facial at the end was also a favorite, especially given the setting, you’d guess that she takes it in her mouth but this choice perfectly captures the raw, uninhibited, delicious feel-good moment where there’s no care for the mess or ruining her makeup - an unforgettable finish to an exceptional audio! 👏👏

Page Chase

I'm getting Elias Bouchard vibes here and good lord I need a sequel featuring Luke.

Page Chase

God yes I'm such a slut for Nightwing.

Page Chase

Omg I need this like I need to stay hydrated. I love a top topping another top.

Capy

Please never stop drawing art for audio plssssss

Emily

wait the accent was so good! when you said silly accent i thought it was gonna be, like, dracula or something

pumpkin ky 🥧🎃🕯️

😭 dracula trying to host + operate a zoom call is so what we do in the shadows coded

Dafina

ITS 2AM AND IM LAUGHING OUT LOUD

Dafina

Only August can make me gnash my teeth like an animal about to be sedated

ArtfullyAngelic

@Capy 🥺 I’ll keep going as long as I can, as long as it’s okay with everyone else, too.

Page Chase

Yo this is a dark romance category I can absolutely get behind, or more accurately beneath, on top of, or bent over by.

Capy

@Jen-gerbreadcookie Also what’s your account name called or where can we follow you to support your art I love it

ArtfullyAngelic

@Capy I don’t have an official account where all of my pieces are accessible at this time, buuuut I do have a discord and I’m working on trying to get them all somewhere online that isn’t just a folder I secretly have on my iPad 🙈🙂‍↕️

revali

August you’re so bratty in this and it’s making me feel insane 😳

yanna

LMAOOOOOO

aliyah

@ky I’M NOT CUT OUT FOR JAIL!!

amy

BAHAHAHA

pumpkin ky 🥧🎃🕯️

yes to the switch stuff omg!!! such a great point, it feels more tug-of-war-y, which is so much more fun bc it could flip in a second 😩

hexa

Oh this is my biggest possible YESSSS

hexa

Peeeeeta

Sunny

You can tell when he’s REALLY into an audio and this is a good example of one

🎀

PART 2 PLS GOD

🎀

BOOOOOOOMSHAKALAKAAAAAAAA

MichaelCeraVe

I think Luke needs to tell these two what to do to each other while watching. He sounds very.... competent.

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Back for more! The breath work on this audio is INSANE! I can’t stress this ENOUGH 👏🏼👏🏼

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I have not stopped thinking about grumpy Tutor coworker man for one moment, “in shambles” does not *begin* to describe 😖… August has been reeeeeeeeeal quiet since August dropped this 😶

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I keep thinking about this lmaooooo. “While you WHORES are busy covering each other in cum and makeup, *I’M* memorizing the Q4 growth trends! 🤫”

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

That’s what he does best, drops a banger, sits back like Luke and watches it all unfold in real time 😂😭

Sophia

“Silly” ???? sorry ???? hello ??

sarah 💫

ok hold on Dracula trying to host a zoom call w his cowboy friend Yeehawgust and his British pal Luke…..an ACU accent off 🎤 💻

sarah 💫

YES divinefeminine I was thinking of more accents in Spies 2 as well! 🤩 maybe an undercover contact or their new tech guy?

J

Oh my god the way I was fully like "Oh cool he has a guest VA on this one!!" When the coworker started talking... Listen you did a great job with that accent. I'm not someone who's often clamoring for sequels but something about the holiday audios just Hits Different. I want more with these characters soooo bad 😭

sarah 💫

1000263738% retweet on the switch stuff YES! I love a hard switch but the grayscale analogy is spot on, it feels so much more fluid and free to push and pull, give and take, continuously. Reminds me a lot of nemesis in how there’s really no top or bottom, they’re both just having fun! 🙂‍↕️ Hands down agree that M is obsessedddd with F, that man is biting his fist every time his annoying, hot coworker bounces in the room 🙄 also bless you for pointing out the “I knew that fucking mouth was good for something” line YOWZA what a hit to mouthy brat nation 😮‍💨🥲 Very extremely super agree that I’m here to support any experiments August may have up his mad genius sleeves!🧪 the wealth of growth and creativity is something I’m more than happy to support 🫡

sarah 💫

Babe wake up new BBC August just dropped 🇬🇧 promise I won’t harp on the accent too much but I WILL say I was fully expecting a nerdy Stardew Valley Harvey voice and was served this smooth Ralph Fiennes-esque accent instead 😧 The only silly thing here is you 🫵🏼 it’s so grounded and subtle, it litchrally sounds like regular August who took a wee trip across the pond. super impressive how you can do this softer, delicate posh thing as Luke but can also serve punchy, full-bodied twang for Yeehawgust?? The range is crazy🏆 • immediately the annoyed, flustered “uh huLLO??” + “whaT what WHAT WHAT??” gave me insta-heart eyes oh my god 😍 this man is about to throw a printer out the window all bc F waltzed in, he cannot standdd her (read: he’s so obsessed) • i loveee your mean characters bc M is always actually a rather endearing, polite (if sometimes grumpy) cutie who just snAPS 😳🤭 there’s this delicious element in how these Ms are borderline aghast at how filthy F is before they give in; the restrained, controlled, grunted breath work really conveys the feeling of M holding himself back from joining F in her debauchery and makes for such yummy, volcanic tension 🌋 • “You’re lying 😑 You’re LYinggg, ok you’re lying” @ 5:03 cracks me UP, your SFW dialogue always has so much life and body but this line esp feels so vibrant and FUNNY. • “fix your face and shut up” - and they say romance is dead 🥰🌹this whole scene is so intoxicating, it fucking paralyzes me. the 1-2 combo punch of free use + exhibitionism is BONKERS, playing pretend & forcing that mask of composure when you both know you’re cracking inside is so hot but the added pressure of keeping up the facade on camera??? It’s like an act within an act, free use-ception if you will 🫨 • it’s so brief but I gotta shout out the TIGHTS MENTION!! Super hot and feels so classic August, plus adds to the whole “buttoned up” corporate vibe! • loved how M turns off the camera when F comes, that felt so sweet, respectful + kinda hot in a “I’m the only one that gets to see you come” way?? 🥺🫠 also losing it at Luke immedjiately going: “uh is everything alright?” when F is back on camera post-O looking like she just got electrocuted and promptly hit by a train 🥴👍🏼 • gonna try to be normal here but umm. UMMM!!! The BJ had me doing cartwheels on the moon, this was a one way ticket to YAHOO TOWN‼️🌝🤸🏻‍♀️his gritted words + crumbling control as she just PLAYS w him (pls god more of this🙏🏼), the hilarious innuendo when he’s babbling to Luke (“her time to really prove what she can do”/“I know how badly she wants this”), I’m fuckin delirious. The SFX and dirty talk (“you’re too fucking much” + “I wanna see your eyes”) are top tier and I’m obsessed w their first kiss being after the BJ + cum feeding 😵‍💫 and the FACIAL!!?? A trillion stars out of 5, this is a new fave🌟 • not sure if this was on purpose but I like how the crawling SFX doesn’t happen until *after* M already starts to pass up the promotion. It felt to me like F gets on her knees as a “thank you”/“I’m gonna play with you” thing rather than “sexual favors in exchange for corporate perks” which can be a hot, fun fantasy ofc!! But I love that M was already like “yeah actually she’s better” before getting the Good Gluck Babe 5000 😇 Also re: the non PIV audios, they never feel lacking bc there’s always loads of tension + desire built and it fits the needs of the story/characters. It feels very “less is more” in that it allows more room to play w dirty talk, toys, JOI, etc. I might be in the minority but if you wanted to release one PIV audio a month I’d be all for it! ANYWAY this was bonkers, can’t believe you’ve done this, yadda yadda. It’s always such a treat when you try new stuff, I hope you keep experimenting bc this was such a blast 💌 THANK YOU for the incredible work, esp during such a busy time! ❄️

sarah 💫

Also can Luke read something for me real quick no worries if not [holds up sign w Mr. Darcy’s entire confession scene from Pride and Prejudice (2005)] 📖🧎🏻‍♀️

sarah 💫

@ky haha omg George Harrison impression or else haha 🔫🔫🔫

DivineFeminine

AHHHH his own Q?!?! yessss…Talk to Cardinal during field work OR help decipher whatever is on the drive. 👨‍💻 👀 LOVE the idea of a mysterious undercover contact tho 🕵️

rachel 🍓

Yummyyyy comment per usual @sarah! 😍 I fear Luke + SV stream + Dracula reading have only increased demand for the accent audio to make a comeback… the range *IS* crazy! 🤩 Kudos for bringing up the tights stuff oh my godddd even the small acknowledgement in this was total kerosene on the fire for my passion for clothes mentions! And def classic August omfg. Best Friend’s Younger Brother was my first audio + hearing the ripping tights moment in my first listen of that particular audio is forever stamped in my memory! ❤️‍🔥🤯 LOVE your interpretation of M turning the camera off as a sweet + sexy “only I get to see you cum” gesture! It really aligns w your initial point too about these “mean” Ms having a foundation of respectful politeness that underlies (+ I think informs?) their vast capacities for filthiness. It’s simply a matter of their corresponding Fs seeing how to tap into it. These pairings are always sooo satisfying to me with that energy at play! 💕 I heard that SFX choice re: passing on promotion too! Attention to detail with storytelling in this goes crazy given those SFX + the affirming line at the end. I’m obsessed w August communicating this wasn’t a quid pro quo situ in both script + production elements! YES to ALL re: non PIV stuff. Hell, I even directly asked for non PIV in the DT #23 comments w a future hand kink audio (🕯️🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️). It’s fulfilling to explore the possibilities of sex beyond PIV as the “goal” of an encounter I think! I’m more than happy to be a rat in the AITW laboratory! haha 🧪🐀🥼

pumpkin ky 🥧🎃🕯️

ur in my notes app rn bc i said so many of the same things like almost verbatim. 😭😭😭 sarah it's my turn w the brain cell!!!!!!

daahling

Didn't think I was going to like this... I was wrong. 🥴 The layering of the audio is really fun. There was the speaker & listener conversation, the vibrator and the supporting character going on all at the same time. It was a bit distracting at the beginning, but I ended up really enjoying it. At one point, I was trying to listen to what Luke was saying which I think does a really good job of putting the listener into the situation. Really fun scenario.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Echoing the clamors for “silly” accent-palooza. Even just a little silly accent at the top of the SFWs! Re Mean Ms’ restraint: yes! Omg the line, “this is the worst thing you’ve ever done” made me wonder what other shenanigans she’s roped him into. How else has she tested this restraint before he broke here on this fine day??? Also, “Do it. Control it. Slow down your breathing”. If he is a Jedi, I will become a Sith Lord 😈 (@rachel too): "aligns w your initial point too about these “mean” Ms having a foundation of respectful politeness that underlies (+ I think informs?) their vast capacities for filthiness. It’s simply a matter of their corresponding Fs seeing how to tap into it" EXACTLY. These anxious nerds are paired with Fs that actually leverage their strengths rather than transforming them into the opposite of what they are. The respectful politeness & attention to rules and details are viewed as positives through their sparkly, grumpy M-colored glasses and are utilized as such! Which reminds me of @ky's idea that it really has to be these two, in this time, in this place, in this way. They're puzzle pieces; they are non-fungible! I totally think the crawling SFX after were on purpose, and I appreciate him reaffirming it at the end! And I didn’t think about M turning off the camera like that, that’s too sweet and equally controlling!!!!! Possessive cutiepie, I need him so badly, I am not Okay. Always so thankful for your ability to talk about the BJs, I am becoming increasingly overwhelmed by them. I just can’t even do it. The “take it”s are ringing like a bell in my ear, like the tell-tale hard-on. It makes me so so so fucking insane, I can’t take it. Having said that…. I am seconding the once a month non-PIV idea, I love that! The delightful rush of discovering something that drives me crazy is the whole reason I'm here, so full steam ahead on experiments! I feel like the firing speech (and this entire audio tbh) is a good example of just how creative he is. The self-imposed limit feels very Survivor: given a mic, a single non-PIV sexual act, and his mind, what new horrors can he create? 😁 “You’re being a bad girl”. Classic, effective, would probably unravel me said in August’s voice. 😵 “Everyone’s been informed about what you did in the shared office, and Luke is really disappointed in you”. Mind-blowing. I'm terrified (by how turned on I am). My life is changed. My mouth is open.

Emily

i need a boston accent august involved somehow too

rachel 🍓

Sisterhood of grayscale switchiness @ky @sarah 💕✊🏼 the “it could flip in a second” + “there’s really no top or bottom”—precisely! the unpredictability it brings to the listening experience is suuuuch a blast! 🪂😍 and ‼️ NEMESIS MENTION ‼️ aghhh I totally see the similarity in the switch dynamic! No wonder I love this audio when that audio + Tutor live squarely in my top 10 audios of all time!

sarah 💫

@ky SORRY BABES MY FAULT, I gotta go over the brain cell custody schedule again 😔 regardless I am perched waiting to read ur big juicy delish (if similar) comment 💖🙂‍↕️👯‍♀️ @rachel @gabriella ugh I vaguely remember last year’s Oct SFW where he said he *was* gonna do an accent SFW but felt too embarrassed 😩 totally understand that but RESPECTFULLY ALL THE ACCENTS HAVE BEEN GREAT SO FAR 🔫 @rachel YES I remember your love for fashion mentions, they’re sooo good 😍 tights esp are so fun and sexy and I think would work well in an “everything but” audio or F *only* wearing them?? 👀 omg the tights ripping SFX in BFYB, so nostalgic 🥹 1000% agree about politeness *informing* M’s ability to withstand SUCH a filthy/bratty F 🤠 it’s also really cool that F is a sort of trigger/portal for M to finally give into the temptations he’s been wrestling w for so long (thinking esp of d*ddy roommate & tutor/spy!) Omg YES speaking of attention to detail: on my 28367th listen, I realized when Luke asks M & F what they think about the project and they have to unmute, Luke asks F to speak up @ 11:55 and there’s a sliiiight clicking noise and the vibrational patterns change?? Again idk if that’s on purpose but IF SO!!! this cheeky nerd changed the vibe setting RIGHT when F started speaking 🤯 the dude was asking for it. Ty for your service in the non PIV/hand kink crusade! 🫡🕯️🧎🏻‍♀️deffo agree it makes for a more interesting “climax” (ahem) when PIV isn’t the destination fs, plus allows for possible future pt 2s! It’s such a delight to discuss the audios w you, your replies are a joy to read! 🫶🏼

sarah 💫

@gabriella “this is the worst thing you’ve ever done” had me tee-heeing like ohhhmy god honey you’ve got a big storm comin 🙂⛈️ lmao on the topic of Sith Lords and sex toys, M in control of the vibrator: https://imgur.com/a/hhnpB3A such a good point about leveraging their strengths, it’s not about getting M to break control necessarily but instead shift that control into something h̶o̶r̶n̶y̶ else! totally agree, it feels very puzzle piece/yin-yang, these two are magnets that can’t stop colliding 🧲 gOD dude I’m hanging on by a thread re: BJ talk. also HAHSHAHA tell tale hard on is so good 😭 The Bells? More like The Balls! (not as good; I blame this oral scene for robbing me of my brain cells). Everything about it is devastatingly PERFECT. The repeated “deep”s and “couldn’t get enough of seeing you squirm” have ruined me life 😔 The firing speech was SOOO GOOD yes and absolutely showcases his creativity! I agree, I think this is the closest we’ve ever gotten to a “you’ve been a very Naughty Girl” thing but it wasn’t like…cheesy or Punishing, it was fun and his delivery was still *just* this side of nervous that it never gave off a weird finger wagging vibe. It’s so fun hashing out post-audio thoughts w you, always love hearing what you have to say!❣️

sarah 💫

@em German August?? Augesundheit 🌨️🇩🇪🤧

GeauxGabby

same. I almost skipped it based on the tags. Ive listened to it a bajiggajillion times since it came out

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Yes, I remember! And, respectfully, if there’s more bellyaching about it, I will simply point him to my Scoopy Di Poop comment 👉🏿. And yes, they’ve been so good! Frankly, I need a hammy Pacino accent STAT 11:55… STOP POINTING OUT THINGS THAT MAKE ME INSANE 😭. I’m already Down Bad at a clinical level! Perfectly said on the firing speech (which I am still blindsided by even though I’ve heard it 19^100 times now???????). And 💓💓💓 I dutifully read your comments like you’re Roger Ebert 🤓 Re stockings, they are important like the High Sock/Thigh High and deserve to shine in 2025. Separately, I have always thought of Shy Coworker as a Clark/Lois work trip pre-her learning he’s Superman.

mari

That accent was not silly in the slightest 🥴

sarah 💫

PFFTJRJ GABRIELLA the Scoopy Di Poop August cut would go so hard 🎶🔥 I can’t even think about a full silly goose Italian mobster “you toalkin to me? 🤨” accent, that would be SO FUN holy cannoli. DUDE I’m not even *into* various vibe settings that much but that part killedddd me. Absolutely devious stuff. Also how dare you invoke Clark Kent re: nerds who are absolute freakaleeks 😟🥴🫵🏼 gotta relisten to shy coworker STAT 🏃🏻‍♀️Stockings, garters, thigh highs, PUT IT ALL IN THE BAG👇🏼 Omg becoming the Roger Ebert of audio porn is all I’ve wanted, I can perish happily 🤓 that is too sweet, I always eagerly await your comments too!! 🥹❤️

Britt

F****d My Way Up To The Top - Lana Del Rey

pumpkin ky 🥧🎃🕯️

POV you thought you'd have the office to yourself today but then she walks in: https://imgur.com/a/7lZ51LJ 1. thank you for reminding me to buy my office secret santa gift. 2. oh my god. oh my god 😭 - "hi- HELLO ? 🙄" .5 seconds in. folded like an envelope 💌 - when he's irritable AND nervous around me 🥰🥰🥰🥰 - your delivery is always insanely natural but this guy is like. extra conversational. idk maybe i'm in the mood for extra banter but i had heart eyes immediately. i imagine he hates when she comes into the office bc she is so cute n flirty he finds her extremely distracting, so his range of annoyance to frustration to panic to just fucking giving in to it is so endearing 🥺 - her presumably holding it out to him and him tripping backwards over a chair and against the wall like he's being attacked 😫 - "well that's RUDE TO ASK." get her ass - the palpable vibe (!) change when she sticks it in her tights. he’s whimpering he is so frustrated and nervous😭 - imagining her hand clamping around his wrist when he pressed the button . - im sorry you using my real boss's name is a jumpscare - “STOP biting your lip like that.” i was JUST telling someone that the only thing i retained from 50 shades of grey was when he told her to stop biting her lip bc it drives him crazy 😭 ITS SO GOOD - luke is giving great british bake off. (positive. the most positive a thing could possibly be) like the one guy every few seasons who's a super serious marketing exec but makes the most delicately decorated cakes 🤭 - like rachel said, i’m not gonna belabor it but oh my god the fucking accent. so posh 🥵 - the one girl in the meeting who can read lips watching him call her [car horn][dolphin noise][balloon pop][goose honk][tornado siren] - i keep seeing ads for a note-taking transcription service and this should be the commercial for it. get this automatic note thingy so you can sexually torture your coworker cum potential boss (!) without skipping a beat! - him being sooooo affected by her coming even though they’re just sat there not touching ohhmmgdkhjgdkhjfghdf;; - when he turns the camera back on https://tenor.com/view/lynntwt-cassie-euphoria-gif-25123335 - referring to her as his partner in crime 😭 - my man on camera turning down a promotion probably looking like he’s being low-level electrocuted - “you happy?” yes 🥰 - oh my god. oh my GOD. is there a normal way to talk about how much you loved a beej????? please let me know. because. 🧎🏻‍♀️ - ON HER FACE? in the middle of the office? in the middle of the workday?? y’all are going to jail. IM KIDDING i know it’s not real! but GODDDD - pulling her into his lap after ommmsldghreuagahiadfjgdfgldfg i love the specificity of her wearing tights for so many reasons. it’s cute, it gives him a little deniability at the beginning when he simply cannot fathom the idea of her sticking it right in her panties, etc. plus they’re professional AND sexy like hello. that’s just efficient. on that note, i feel like a tights w no panties moment would be soooooo fun. something like, “i’m not wearing panties” “but you’re wearing tights.” “yeah 😊” 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♂️ (them running to the bathroom) 🤭 anyway, dastardly work. five stars! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

rachel 🍓

Been waiting for the ky comment drop!!! 🎁😌 you and @sarah have made me feel seen with your companion freaky thoughts re: tights, holyyyy shit… 🫢🥴🐺 I’m this 🤏🏼 close to a double feature relisten of this + Shy Coworker (fully forgot abt the [tights] tag on that one up until like 2 months ago omfg)—sentencing you both to horny jail as co-conspirators!! 🫵🏼🚔🚨 ALSO def thought of you during the in lap part bc of our lap discussion in that thread on the poll post! a lil treat for us in lap lovers!!! 🫶🏼

makenzi

@sarah Augesundheit fucking murdered me 😭😭😂

sarah 💫

BAKE OFF MENTION?? I literally just started watching omg 😍🧁🇬🇧 Need to hear Luke talk about piping buttercream in excruciating detail pls 🙂 Heavy on F being sooo annoyingly hot and irritatingly distracting that M is always two seconds away from pulling out his hair whenever she’s near, awww 🥰🥹 Also if there’s a normal way to discuss the nuclear effect of b’jay scenes (this one in particular) then it is LOST ON ME SISTER. I knew you would get, you always get it!!🧎🏻‍♀️ Tights ✅ Panties 🚫 OH MY GOD??? 🤯😵‍💫 yes yes a thousand times yes!!!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

The Jenna image saklfjdlakd;jdfkaj;sfa. And yes, an M who absolutely evokes IMMEDIATE endearment 10000%. The one coworker who can read lips saving this information in the event one or both of these whores climb the corporate ladder, and she needs a favor. "Partner in crime" also killed me because he's sooooooo restrained with her, but it's obvious to others how much affection he has for her, cutieeeeeeeeee 🥰. Re talking about the BJ, I'm at a total loss. We need a translation service. *Tyra voice* Gasps and moans, but make it Respectful™️. And also whooping and hollering for more lap stuff!! SHY COWORKER MENTION, MY BELOVED!!! Talk about a fretful, rule-following cutiepie 🥹! He and his F are always in my thoughts, tights no panties included, as well as the way he says "baaaby, baabY" around 33:33. Just thinking about it, I'm on the precipice of a [Neurological Event].

Samaru

Going in blind for this was the best way to go 🥵 I love the more BJs recently, I support the self service lol. I’m in the minority where I don’t go crazy over a British accent but August did so great, I’m soo curious for how August would sound doing a Russian accent 😳

Craw Daddy

Russian accent? SAY MORE RIGHT NOW

em

GIYS I CANT!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL! I LOOOOVE SWITCHY AUGUST

em

THE ACCENT?!? IM GONNA LOSE IT

sonnyangel

i will give u the sun moon and stars for a pt 2

Rose S.

HELPPPP (yes please)

lisa

let’s fucking gooooo

GeauxGabby

I swear I feel like I hallucinated a period of time in the romance novel audiobook sphere where EVERY SINGLE BOOK was about a Russian mafia boss/Russian guy comes to small town to seduce you/Russian cop/Russian hockey player/etc.

Samaru

Luke as in Luke Evans? 🥸 at least in my head that’s where it went

Heather

This is so good!!!

michelle

ohhhhhh my god….. this is alot i ummmm i need a .. maybe a … okay…. cool so…

Arielleeee!

AUGUST!!! THE ACCENT IS SOOOOOOOOO GOOOODDD!! BRING IT UP MORE OFTEN !!!

Bri

Hahaha omg why did the accent give me butterflies 😅 (And I'm British) More accent please!!!

moira 🎃👻

Happy holidays, everyone! If you’re celebrating today, or sometime this month, I hope you have a lovely day(s) with your loved ones. 🥰

Sisyrinchium

Happy Hollidays to you as well! 🤍✨🎁

💕Lauren💕

Happy Holidays everyone! It is such a safe space here, yall are amazing. Since I’m still bedridden, I could only rely on my art as a christmas gift to my partner and he loved it! I wouldn't have been able to do it without the support here and getting over my art block for the first time this year. So thank you and I hope to fangirl harder with you all next year! 💕💕 https://imgur.com/a/sk0Zqaw

moira 🎃👻

these are amazing, and I would be so pleased if I got this as a gift!!

alisha 🌱

what beautiful gifts!! i'm so thrilled you were able to get over your art block; we're so lucky to have you share such stunning works of art with us!! happy holidays, lauren!! 💖🎁

alisha 🌱

happy holidays, moira!! 💖

💕Lauren💕

@Moira Aw thank you! I’m glad they were worth it, I hope you got good gifts! 🎉

💕Lauren💕

@Alisha Thank you😭 it's so welcoming here, I’m just glad you enjoy my silly stuff as much I do!

makenzi

I’ve found myself saying, “That is too many modes!” When things are ridiculous/exasperating. A little inside joke, a harmless little meme that cracks me up and that I can’t explain to the innocent civilians around me.

Sydney 🤍

The “what what what whAT WHAT IS IT” my god im howling I can feel the annoyance through the microphone

Sydney 🤍

Also the SFX on this one? It’s so subtle at times but it’s SO well done

zo

THE BRITISH ACCENT IS SO GOOD?!?!?? PLS DO IT AGAIN😍😍😍😍😍😍 AND AGAIN😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 AND AGAINNNNNN😍😍😍😍😍😍

Sindija

Yeah the British accent was so bad haha don't do it again haha

Rachel

🎶 boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I give head on company time 🎶

Ana

watched babygirl and had to come back to this audio……………we need a babygirl inspired audio fr

erin 🤸‍♂️

finally got around to listening to this after being remanded (visiting) to prison (my parents house for the holidays) and… oh boy.

erin 🤸‍♂️

jesus christ this was so fucking hot. the character dynamics were delicious, the dialogue was so funny and natural, just… everything that happened. wow. i don’t even have anything funny to say. you’ve shut my ass up. (finally, someone had to.)

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I’m so happy you finally made it. Welcome to this side of the Augustverse 😭😭😭

hexa

just walked out of the theatre. i’ll have an analysis, but right now all i have to say is: woof

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

“I couldn’t get enough of watching you squirm” -> “I needed more” -> “I need more of you”. TKO. Grumpy Tutor Coworker, where you lead, I will follow 🧎🏿‍♀️

Paige ✨

ATTENTION WHORE AS USUAL REPORTING FOR DUTY 🙋🏻‍♀️

✨Vi✨

Hello? HI CAN U HEAR ME SIR? Yes Yes happy new year yadayadayda BUT WHERE IS LUKE I NEED HIM wHeRe and WHEn IS LUKE I CAN SEE YOU PLANNING THIS *screaming*

✨Vi✨

Speaker is HOT. Like I wanna kiss him and [take really good care] of him HOT. But seriously I'm simping over luke like a psychopath oh boy🤯

✨Vi✨

Good food. I might have just died.😇

ari

rlly liked the degradation here pls more audios where M calls F a degenerate sick freak 🩷

Aquatic_Chimera

Lauren this was so good! I'm glad you were able to overcome your art block! 🥳🥳

Space Lillies

I thought the British accent was really good.

Thelnie

Favorite line: “You keep that away from me.” Jumping over chairs, arms flung out 😆 🧄🧛

Anna

Did somebody dare you to include a fake firing in an audio? Because that's such a hilariously unhinged inclusion ... that totally works with the scenario and also is (embarrassingly?) still enjoyable to listen to in your voice. This is such a fun and hot audio. I don't know how you took such a contrived scenario and made it feel so natural between these characters. Very creative. M is just the perfect amount of mean and condescending (yet also an advocate in advancing F's career which is delightful and we should all expect no less)

✨Vi✨

Literally nobody asked: Me: okay this is definitely the sequel of the shy coworker audio.

erin 🤸‍♂️

you can’t tell me that these two weren’t fucking nasty style in his toyota corolla after work that day

Heather

I love that you added the vibe sounds! That's so fun honestly

Alice

I would really much want to here more of this boss who sounds like Tom Hiddleston

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

So freaking good! It drives me insane. The breath work tells a story! It's like I can almost picture his facial expressions from the breath work alone.

Rachel

this one hits different when you have a work crush irl

Em

Could we get more of the speaker trying to keep his cool with on call? Can't get enough

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

How in the actual fuck is that boss character August?! Im English, that accent was perfect. How? Just HOW?! How did he do that?! Insane. x

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

Also, I can't be the only one who googled "necklace vibrator", right? ...Well, who knew?! In the words of Pippin from LOTR, "Im getting one"!

GinGin

25:50 omfgggg and the gentle desperation at 27:00 onwards 😩

Amazonia

And again here I am

Amanda

Toyota Corolla lmaoooo that really sealed the vision 😅

erin 🤸‍♂️

august you need to delete this audio for the sake of my health

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

How much you love this audio genuinely brings me so much joy. You get it soooo badddddd

S

I can't believe u said this (Yes please) u menace (I have been screaming for months) how dare you (please god)

S

stalking the comments is worth it. I've never seen this!!

ArtfullyAngelic

@Shiloh The timing on this is immaculate after the hating game HAHA

AliveBody

🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️ i‘m so normal about this. Not me listening to audios in PUBLIC AGAIN 🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♀️

AliveBody

i listen to all his audios in public, i don’t use them for their intended purpose tbh hahahahah

S

my friend. my people. 🤝 audios are for dog walks and closing restaurants imo

AliveBody

Shiloh, you get me you get me you get me 😵‍💫 We see each other 🫣

Sara

😳 as a Brit, I don’t ever find our accent attractive, but god dayum, Luke? *lowers sunnies real slow* HULLO 🫦 Also now I’m gutted that I don’t have coworkers (self-employed) 😔 and low-key thinking of changing my name to Nya 🤭

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Translated from a block of text reading “I need him omfg PLEASE!” 300x: Part of my sexual source code 🤗 , I have visited him too many times this week! He’s still perfect, I still want their relationship to go up in flames so I can have him, BUT I was soooo tickled this week by their friendship! I was too distracted by Speaker to say more about it before, but I have been LOVING the cutesy little “can you believe it?”, “oh, the look on his face haha!” breaks where it was clear they are in fact partners in crime! I know they have increasingly incomprehensible inside jokes and sometimes they match outfits accidentally! I mentioned in the February poll I wanted to miss him more before we got a Pt. 2. Now, unfortunately, not only do I miss him, I need him badly. Whenever that option shows up in the polls again, I will be shaking hands and kissing babies ☑️🗳️ Separately, the firing speech here + the new DT have forced me to accept that perhaps I *do* want attention 🙈. Ugh, hate/love being here on Patreon.edu/aitw 😔

B N

Listening to this again and I can't get over how these two degens who are doing such an outstanding job that they're both being considered for promotions. I just love that extra layer of the audience "knowing" something about them that the people in their worlds do not. Also, I crack tf up EVERY time Listener wheels away, like it's so fucking funny to mentally picture a confident troll of an F character just casually scooting off lmao

hope

Hello, I’m back here and just giggling at his this is how I’ll fire you speech while the buzzing sounds just go on and on and on lolllllll 🤣🤣🤣

Skeletor

This is fucking hilarious on the phone with Luke.

Page Chase

Ok, not sure where else to post this (and I'm too scared to post this on AO3 as my first fic/there's no official augustinthewinter tag yet), but during the August Winter Hiatus, I figured I wanted to give this lovely horny book club/Winter Soldier community a gift. So, I wrote my idea for a sequel to the grumpy coworker secret santa (now with more Luke!) and save it in my docs (please let me know if the link doesn't work): https://drive.proton.me/urls/BRAJ5TCTT4#aMGwZfmgjEMJ

Huniii

LUKE LUCAS LUCIUS IM THINKING OF YOU

Ari 🌕

Lukes accent is giving Giles from Buffy the vampire slayer

Lexxx

This was posted on my Bday last year ! So I guess today I’ll just listen to this as a bday gift 🥰 And the boss’ voice is kinda cute Lool And alll the detailssss *spoiler alert* Especially like the part when lis sits on spk’s lap and he dips his cum and puts into her mouth omg It’s way too hot I’m so dead And playing toys in a shared office room omg 🫠🫠🫠🫠 August August you’re just toooo talented

Page Chase

So... who's back here after the trailer for Zayne's new solo card where it's heavily implied we're his desk pet?

Ren 🪷

WAIT. HWAT. WHAT?!

Page Chase

Secret Kiss. We're hiding under the desk and he sits down. Obviously we don't see anything explicit but the fanart out there is fanarting to fill in the blanks.

Peony

You really manifested this one, Erin!

B N

The [Fully Clothed] here is one of the things that cranks this audio up to 11 for me

B N

I like to imagine that this grump had SUCH a crush on his coworker and liked them so much that he put in an effort to learn their taste (bc why else would he get jewelry as a gift), and he may have even overthought scenarios of how he was gonna reveal his feelings over a sweet gift when it got closer to the holidays… only to be horrified and aghast that it turned out to be a filthy sex toy (which Listener opened EARLY bc they’re a creature like that) and then for Listener to troll him mightily for it 🤭 one of my fav couples

Rose (edited)

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2026-09-22 05:00 as british person…you’re alright, canadian boy everybody wants to fuck luke!
2026-06-12 10:48 as british person…you’re alright, canadian boy

as british person…you’re alright, canadian boy

Sxdie!

August, you should definitely make more audios with Luke’s accent! Everyone in the comments clearly loves it, you’ve done an excellent job.

Mabel

I had a Corolla, it's an excellent car! Reliable and parts are cheap. Though my bf at the time was 6'7" so fucking nasty style in it was not an option.

bubbl3gum🫧

The best Secret Santa gift I ever received was a set of silicone Snoopy spatulas. This sounds an enormous upgrade. And getting to rattle Speaker’s nerves is a gift in its own right. “I also hope people aren't disappointed in what isn't in this audio.” No, actually that’s my favorite part. Thank you!