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ADDITIONAL TAGS: [Makeup Sex] [Reassurance] [Discussion of Group Sex]Hi!Thought we'd start the year off with something that probably feels slightly familiar, in the family of some audios we've done before but with some new stuff. Hope you like it!august 🌨️Names Used: Degenerate, gooner, pathetic, sl-t, wh-re, c-msl-t, baby, f-cktoy, gorgeous, toy, good girlCW: Speaker and Listener have an argument about Listener just wanting to hang out at home while he's visiting rather than going out and doing stuff. The intention with this is that Listener is just tired and horny and didn't really plan anything for the visit, not that they're like actually struggling with anything that would prevent them from going out.Speaker also teases Listener throughout for masturbating too much, being "addicted" to masturbating, or that they would rather masturbate than hang out with him or plan things for his trip, and shames them for the freaky things they're into. This is meant to be degradation and dirty talk that everyone's enjoying, not actual shaming or disgust, as is very much demonstrated by the end.

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lanii

ykw? hell yeah.

Chris Cox

Hell fuckin yeah. Happy friday

Cait

came to watch a video on the fantasy book group I’m part of, sidetracked by an August upload 🙃

wiggie

yes I was, next question

Mantis

.......mark me down as scared AND horny

Deedee 🫶🏾

Oh would you look at that, my nightcap is here 🙂‍↕️🤭

Maia (SullieBee)

I don’t know if I’ve ever identified with a listener character more than this one…

mireille

BOOM SHAKALAKA!!! YES GAWD!!!!!!!

Jaz

Shout out to all my freaks who can’t keep their hands out their underwear🥂this one’s for us

Elizabeth

Driving home so I can’t listen yet but I’m soooooo excited

amy

oh no im ovulating this week and im in hawaii perfect time to listen to this audio😌🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Deedee 🫶🏾

[biting] and mentions of [group sex] already?????????????

aliyah

“condescending mdom” we have quite literally never been so back

✨Vi✨

Ooooooh makeup sex yesssssss Bingo🫠🫠however I am in the archery training and my coach is staring

Ella

was just sobbing and spiraling with existential dread, but boy did the email notification for this put a pause to that real quick.

kira ✨

WOAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH OKAY LETS FUCKING GO

alisha 🌱

giving us the [f2l] and [degradation] tags... i think i need to leave work immediately 😅

amy

makeup sex is the best tho cause it’s like i’m sorry n to make it up to u, ill fuck u 😌😌😌

💕Lauren💕

Oh no😭 I hope you're doing better!

amy

i feel u on that bro

amy

BYE WHY DID I NOT SEE THAT IT SAID GOONER

💕Lauren💕

Why did I immediately recognize the witch’s potion audio in the back😭😭 I’m going to get help and I really hope I’m wrong

ky❣️💌🌷

[making out] always gets a progressively longer [longest yeah boy ever] bc urs are just the best 😮‍💨

wiggie

alisha you gorgeous gorgeous girl, your pfp is stun-ning😭💖

Cristal ✨

[clit spanks]?!? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

sophie

we’re so back

wiggie

“guy jerking off video… with sound!” girl pls😭

Isa

omg rough mdom!!! happy birthday to me🫨🫨

Cristal ✨

Also [making out] is so appreciated. I love a smooch. Can’t get enough of smooches. Its like no one wants to smooch anymore 😌

wiggie

yeah it was between this and the bingo sfw that I was claiming for my belated birthday audio. enough said, i’m claiming this one!

Grace

I’m sorry WHAT DID I JUST READ

sarah 💫

“Shames them for the freaky things they’re into” FREAKY FROGS ROLL CALL🗣️‼️🐸🙋🏻‍♀️

wiggie

isa happy birthday! 🎂

Grace

Omg same 😅

Cait

the whisperinggggg 🫠

Ella

aw thank you lauren 🥹

rachel 🍓

crashing out over [condescending mdom] in a F2L pairing (‼️), not to mention the return of DEGENERATE in the names used!!! 💥🧎🏻‍♀️

💕Lauren💕

Wait omg! Happy Birthday Wiggie!!! 💕

alisha 🌱

@wiggie: you beautiful, lovely angel 🥺💖 i think it was our conversation about hair last year that convinced me to finally follow through with bleaching it!!

mimi 🌻

AUGUST IM STUDYING IN PUBLIC WITH A FRIEND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT ACROSS FROM HER WITH THIS IN MY EARBALLS

michelle

omg i am egregiously horny today i needed this 💗

rachel 🍓

📢🙋🏻‍♀️🪧

rachel 🍓

happy birthday, Isa! 🥳

alisha 🌱

🐸🐸🐸 fall in, freaky frogs!!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Me, realizing he’s going to be really Mean: Fiddlesticks! 😣🧎🏿‍♀️🙏🏿

alisha 🌱

happy birthday, isa!! 💖

sarah 💫

i read “degenerate“ and started twirling my hair like a completely sane, healthy, normal person🧍🏻‍♀️

wiggie

PRESENT! 🤚🏼

sarah 💫

Whoo happy birthday Isa!! 🎉

wiggie

crap and dangit!!! 😟

sarah 💫

Omg HAPPY BELATED BDAY fellow January babe 🥳

ky❣️💌🌷

dang it what the HECK already! [locks the door]

sarah 💫

what the fudge dude 😖

Lady J

Your moans in the background are thrilling

kira ✨

REALLLLL HAPPY BELATED

wiggie

thank you pals!!! my present from the world was inauguration day👹🫥😡❌

kira ✨

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY

Xóchitl

started giggling and kicking my feet when i got the notification

michelle

stop im blushing i am so embarrassed the way i literally take “naps” when i need an excuse

kira ✨

MINE WAS THE DAY BEFORE WITH THE TIKTOK PROPAGANDA 😭😭

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Just keep saying, “oh god… oh no… 😞” aloud, so I know I’m well on my way to Dumb Dumb Town to build a shrine for this M. Anyone need a ride? 🚙

rachel 🍓

aw shucks!!! 😕 (🤸🏻‍♀️❣️✨)

kira ✨

YOU COULDVE BEEN BOUNCING ON THIS COCK FOR THE LAST THREE DAYS RAAAAGHHHHHHH why did that get tears stinging my eyes Gootbye

💕Lauren💕

@Kira NO😭😭 Happy Belated birthday to you too!

kira ✨

lauren thank you 🩷😭 the 19&20th were a CRAZY back to back

sarah 💫

I JUST GOT TO THIS PART HE’S INSANE???

💕Lauren💕

Wait Alisha!! Your pfp is so cute omg I really like your hair😭 I hope thats not invasive or anything!

risa

GOONER GOT ME CRYINGGGGGGGG

💕Lauren💕

@Sarah RIGHT?? My fav audio too, hes trying to kill us

normalgirl

“Pathetic” should not have the power to do what it does to me

charlie

"get your hands out of the way, i can play with this pussy better" august you're actually 1. crazy and 2. an artist. like you're such a good writer, actor and improviser. how you make the smallest comments so hot is just crazy 😭😭 you always set the tone just right, like the casual dismissiveness and constant degradation??? perfection, incredible, chef's kiss, gimme 14 of em right now

alisha 🌱

@lauren: that isn't invasive at all; if anything, your praise is going right to my head!! 🥰💖 thank you so much, darling lauren!!~

Xóchitl

tears in my latina eyes 😢

AlitaNYM

Yes ma'am 🫡reporting for duty U know that Frogger vídeo game 🐸 where ur just tryna cross the highway w all the cars That's my froggy ass running into traffic just reading these comments and august's fkn tags/description to this audio, knowing his voice and whispers are coming (😉) I haven't even listened yet ITS THE FKN ANTICIPATION 🪦❄️

akiscigarett

love the girl failure representation here

💕Lauren💕

@Gabriella Our bingo cards will be crossed today🙂‍↕️

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

To be ovulating listening to this…. I’d be in bookings within the hour on god

pinkJoy_0

Something about August calling the listener “gorgeous” sends me into space oh my god

ky❣️💌🌷

my heartbeat going crazy just thinking about it rn

AlitaNYM

Miss Alisha i HAVE to agree w everyone here ur PFP is✨ love it! Also - i too, need to leave work. Pls pick me up. LOL Ahhhh these audios!!! ⚰️❄️ They're slowly killing me one by one Re-listen by re-listen 😂

alisha 🌱

@gabriella: you always have me blushing and kicking up my feet omg 🥹💖 thank you so much, you stunning beauty!!~

alisha 🌱

@alita: everyone is so sweet 😭💖 and YES, i literally just punched out of work; hopefully you'll be free soon too!!

Ina

Happy birthday!🎉

moira 🎃👻

omgggg okay I need to listen to this before I go out, can’t even read any of the tags, just smashing play!!

moira 🎃👻

someone tell me what I’m in for… 😅

key

OH SHIT I NEED TO HURRY UP AND GET HOME

key

actually fuck it imma listen in the car🤣

Ella

thank you gabriella, im sorry but what does HBC stand for? also just wanted to say in my time in this community—i’ve found your comments are always so delightful to read.

AlitaNYM

Moira living on the edge!!! [😏]

Courtney💋

God, the speaker was so sweet in this one 🥺 the frequent reassurances and the soft tone he uses with her in between the filth and degradation was like audible honey 💕 And the constant stream of praise and "good girl" had me clutching my sheets, arching my back 🧎‍♀️😩 August you are simply not of this world 😳 Your voice has a delectable, dulcet tone that is unmatched. It's like coming home to a hot shower at the end of a long day. It's warm, soothing, healing, and seductive ✨️

moira 🎃👻

literally [😉] also holy fuck, I’m 5 min in and he’s trying to kill me dead 💀

Lady J

23:10-Had me whispering “whose dick is it?” AND THEN YOU ASKED?! hahah, oh my. I need to calm down.

Page Chase

Omg not you catching me listening to one of your audios...

charlie

happy birthday!!

mewmee

needed this for finals week😔 ive been blessed

charlie

happy belated birthday!!

roxy

“what were you watching? What’s SO much better than hanging out with me?“ …the tone and delivery on this 😭 STOP IT 🫵 (but don’t, we need more pls)

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Horny Book Club! I believe @ky coined it many moons ago since the comment section is more akin to a book club than anything else lol. And aww, that’s too sweet, Ella! I’m just yappin, thank you reading my rambling 💖

Grace

Real

roxy

Also I did a blind listen of this and can confirm it hits different in the best ways 😮‍💨

Effie

So.... funny story. I told some of the guys in my art class last year that I listened to AITW. Every time I joined class from then on, I got "Hey gooner!" Yup. That's my story.

charlie

YOUR NAME 😭😭 never been a more perfect audio

charlie

i always do this!! i try to not even look at the comments because i want to be surprised, shocked and scandalized

anna

M asking to kiss/make out and being absolutely weak for it is easily a top 5 aitw cinematic universe recurring bit

giatheestalli

The snaps to look at you….😫

Ella

omg amazing. i love this horny book club 🤭

BizzyGoodGirl

I think I need to travel more this year.

JammyJam

“Give me some of that… that’s what it’s for.” Launched and in the space 🤩🤩🤩

wiggie

i’ll sit on a lap if we run out of room!

wiggie

thank you queens! mwah mwah💖

Effie

Fr had to take a shower and listen to Hozier to reset my brain after this one. August, you're so mean.

martina

I don’t think I’m ever gonna recover from this

Mantis

Just realized the weird coincidence of this audio coming out a week before I'M flying out to go visit some friends lmao

chloe

OH MY GOD? ON MY BIRTHDAY? the tags? hey, the tags? also the irony isn’t lost on me that i considered blowing off my plans to listen to this

JammyJam

The contrast between the horny moans and the deep calm talks is *chefs kiss* this audio alone deserves two separate nominations for the moany award

Thelnie

They are secretly in here taking notes

amy

girl i’m so horny it hurts rn😭

Page Chase

Such a mood for this week... it's gonna be a long next few years.

Xóchitl

i’m being so fr when i say this might be one of my favorite speaker characters yet holy shit. that condescending tone is just gonna do it for me every single time 😭

Marcy Aberder

Bro the disappointment and condescending in his voice Im sorry!! As a poor planner and gooner I feel so fucking seen I hate it, don’t stop. More degen girl fail listeners. Making fun of the character works on multiple levels because his responses work in real time for what I was thinking. August has us read and is laughing at our transparency. The almost whispered monotone is really driving the degradation home. Not you calling listener a gooner 😭😭😭. This whole audio is meta commentary on the girl gooning epidemic ( of which you contribute to) and how it can affect your real relationships and opportunities to have sex irl. It’s a vicious cycle where fighting the fire also fuels the flames. “You could have been bouncing on this cock the last 3 days.” That one hit close to home. Youre calling us a gooner and a coward love that for us. I can’t put it into words but this one felt simplistic in a way that made it more immersive. Similar to the high school friend sleep over one sort of down to earth. Also at the end when they’re kissing and can barely pull away to shower 🥰 “Pretty nice cock😐” I laughed out loud. “God that’s a good pussy “ like this phrasing very objectifying. “Come on 🫰come on 🫰focus up slut” nuff said. “Everything’s just some for you to fuck yourself on” bars “I want you to feel owned by that sore clit” 🙌🏽 “I’m just kidding…unless” You play too much but also get to work on part 2 in the restaurant bathroom .

Xóchitl

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY 🥳🥳

秦词

HeLP🫠 I had almost the same conversation one time🫠 except I had uni work🫠

makenzi

I’ll ride bitch, I’m not above it

✨Vi✨

🆗 it's either you were reading my mind or you were reading my card but either way THANK YOU for your service🫡3:39 in I am already screaming like: this can't be happening this is everything I want in a [HATE FUCK] audio I can tell🤌 🏹skip my comment babe if you don't want any spoilers—————————————————— [5:38] “can I see?🙂” “Is this what you were doing yesterday?” Me: 😦um well um? Umm? Well. This um. Okay. Uh- “He is kinda hot.” Me:😦yeah um of course um [11:03] “you want two guys fucking their hands in front of you huh? You greedy sl*t.” 😦: okay Sir I know I and a lot were hoping for a MMF um yeah uh I didn't say you are wrong but ummm okay you probably are right [my brain stopped working so no time stamp sey] “You must be really like me” 😦: 😦 you are banned get out off wherever you were hiding djwnsnxixyak I need to stop writing this comment for now I am died and no pinky flowers in my funeral- “U N L E S S” I swear to whoever out there watching me my eyes were WIDE open You are so banned so banned so banned I need to go for a walk yes I know it is freezing outside but that's the point bye

key

OH. MY. GOD. i literally almost crashed my car listening to this cause i kept zoning out into a fucking trance. the “video” playing in the background with the moans and you talking in that seductive ass voice AT THE SAME TIME?????? august are you trying to kill me actually no deadass??? THE SNAPS????? bro. bye im finna go in the house and listen again….

makenzi

I’m sorry I can’t hear you over how gorgeous you are holy smokes 🥺💕

rachel 🍓

“every time you try to play with that clit, I want it to fucking sting so you have to think about me when you’re getting off…I want you to feel fucking owned by that sore clit” this audio is my personal platonic ideal of [overstimulation], holy fucking shit 🙇🏻‍♀️

alisha 🌱

happy birthday, chlo!! 💖

rachel 🍓

happy birthday, chlo! 🥳

Kat

THE SNAPS?!? I’m dead

秦词

I thought, when he opened the laptop, he’d say sth like “wait, why does he look/sound like me”🤣 That’d be fun too🤣

makenzi

Happy born day!! 🥳

JammyJam

Also make up sex ✅ Fast forward to private bathroom sex 😋😋😋

moira 🎃👻

lol okay, ready to go dancing at the club, very damp but also very energized

makenzi

This was so ridiculously fun lmao

Deedee 🫶🏾

The way I had to go listen to a SFW audio after this LMAO

Deedee 🫶🏾

I eat it up every time 🙂‍↕️👏🏾🤭

Deedee 🫶🏾

You guys do international pick ups? 👀🏃🏾‍♀️

key

it literally snowed this week too😭

Deedee 🫶🏾

Begging and praying HARD 🙇🏾‍♀️

makenzi

“Yikes…” 😭 that was so brutal, I’m still laughing. ‘Scuse me while I ruminate on how perfectly executed this was.

gojoflakes

🤍!!happy birthday

Effie

The call-outs are so real.

wiggie

happy birthday chlo!!! 🎈

Effie

omg lol please be careful!

wiggie

I need some creed and a cigarette rn

Effie

fucking creed bwahaha second the smoke tho fr

chai

friends to lovers hell yeahhh

sarah 💫

Happy bday chlo!!!! 💝

nasa 🧸

being deadass, watching this in public is NOT a good idea. i folded so badly internally its not even funny

gojoflakes

he called me a greedy slut and a tear fell down my leg

moira 🎃👻

omg the hair is eating!!! that is a gorgeous gorgeous girl right there 🥰🫶🏼

Grace

SAME

Xóchitl

lmaoo it could’ve been like that meme of leonardo dicaprio pointing at the tv

nasa 🧸

okay this one was fun holy fuck

alisha 🌱

@moira: omg coming from you, the most stunning gal with the dreamiest, silky hair?? 🥰💖 and thank you so much; the bleach has made me evilly vain at this point 🫣🤭

phonons

Omggg!!! I really should know better by now than to listen to a new audio right before I go out bc how am I supposed to make polite conversation now?! I almost poked my eye out while putting on mascara 🐼 This M is soooo akshdjdk. I'll be back for more of him. What a way to start my birthday weekend 🫠

phonons

Lmao enjoy your trip!

phonons

Happy belated birthday!

phonons

Happy birthday! It's aquarius ♒ season LFG!!!!

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

E S S A Y T I M E 📝 📝 (it’s a very long one with time stamps so cancel all your plans and stock up on snacks) I literally asked someone to call me at 3 AM to wake me up for this drop. I woke up to THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE’s MISSED-CALLS. I love this community 😂😂😂😂😭😭❤️❤️🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 SO here I am, bundled up in a warm blanket on the couch with my headset on, at, yes, 3:30 AM, LOL! HERE WE GO! Had to actually add some time stamps on this one cuz I genuinely feel like I blacked out 😂😭 EDIT: I’m back on my second listen cuz I realized I didn’t focus on the first bit much! So here we go! “I looked up a couple of things we can do, you know like a little arts and culture, I feel like you might be into it” UGH he’s so sweet that he wanted to do stuff that SHE was into it. “Small snow storm” (hint hint snowed in part 2, I’m not pushy) “Since I’m visiting for the first time and you live here that you might, like, plan some stuff for us to do, and it kinda seems like you wanna stay in” the disappointment in his voice, just like @Jen said, felt a lot like the friendship breakup thing! The back and forth argument between the two definitely hits that! “I’m leaving tomorrow and the weather is shit, and it’s kinda too late” ughhhh why do *I* feel guilty? “YOU wanted me to visit” has a LOT of implication. The fact that SHE asked HIM to come over, and he was probably all giddy and excited that they’ll do stuff together, then him actually putting up with NOT doing stuff UNTIL the last day, oh this poor winter child. Such a good friend. “I’ll be back when I’m back” UGH DO NOT BREAK MY HEART. I am sensing frustration already from this speaker~ you just know it’s gonna be a good one! IS LISTENER LISTENING TO AITW?! IS SHE?! 👀👀👀 IS THAT THE POTIONS AUDIO?! THOSE PRETTY BOY DESPERATE MOANS ARE NOT A STRANGER TO ME! Maybe raw footage of that audio. #Meta Oooooh Listener caught WET-HANDED! Haha yes please! 💦 [05:12] You were having a nap? Napping with your laptop” I DO NOT LIKE THAT TONE, SIR! But please keep going. She deserves it. The gulping, the anticipation, him knowing that she was watching porn haha! [05:32] “Can I see?” NO, DO NOT SEE THE FILTH ON HER LAPTOP! Why do I feel protective over my own laptop now LMAO 😭😭 [06:07] “Were you, um, too busy *napping* with your laptop then too?” LOL I can’t with him; like she isn’t as slick as she thinks she is 😭😭 [06:20] “I just think it’s like….Funny. Like you’d really rather stay home and play with yourself than spend time with your friend who’s visiting” SIR NOT THE GUILT TRIP! His calm demeanour throughout this entire thing is scary (positive); it’s also giving caught red-handed by the Sublet in that “You’re Not Gonna Fucking Call Me That?”! [07:23] that low “oh wow, here comes the excuses” really hit hard! Like I’m feeling so guilty right now [07:55] “I’m gonna open your laptop now. Wow, guy jerking off with you, with sound” DON’T CALL OUT HALF THE AITW COMMUNITY LIKE THIS 😭😭😭😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 ladies my goodness….. [08:22] “pretty nice cock” 😂😭 I can’t with you, “yeah I mean, so hot” is this [self-indulgence]? [09:00] “I’m not really worried about dick envy” I love this speaker, he’s so cocky! This idgaf attitude. [09:15]“So this is really more fun to you than going to a cool bar, a nice restaurant, experiencing some arts and culture. Just lying here, servicing ourselves to a video of some guy stroking his cock?” *shifty-eye gif* …… uh……. Maybe? LOL it’s cold out there! Are we getting meta here? I think we are. [10:00] “…with his pathetic moans in your ears?” UGHHHHHHH NOT THE PATHETIC MOANS cuz they do sound pathetic 😭😭😭😭 [10:09] “not you rubbing your clit faster when I tell how fucking degenerate you are. Yeah that tracks. You *would* like being degraded.”; officer I’d like to report a mass murder of the entire AITW community 😂😂😂😭😭 [10:40] “Do you even like the real thing anymore?” THE ATTITUDE!! [10:56] “you wanna see two guys fucking their hands in front of you, is that it? Greedy slut” oh my god! The group sex mention holy shit! Potential [Reverse Harem] here; “So gross, you’re fucking filthy” as if he’s not rock-hard with that thought LOL. [11:25] “Vanilla stuff doesn’t do it for you anymore. Rotting your fucking brain with all that filth” 😭😭 he’s smacking listener left and right and I’m here for it (and she deserve it) Just wanted to let y’all know, the breath work on this one is INSANE! The combination of the calm demeanour and the breathing of speaker while the ‘desperate moans’ play in the background is evil, EVIL! AITW filling up all of listener’s senses. [12:59] “it’s a little boring” imagine hearing that while giving a handjob; the self esteem must have hit rock bottom 😭😭😭😂😂 [13:30] The instructions! Damn this is wild! “Open your mouth. Put your head in my hand. That’s right, stick out your tongue. Show me what a desperate little cockslut you are” THE BREATHING, the SHIVERS… it is diabolical!!! [15:20] “You can take it right? Tap out if you can’t” mean, bratty speaker but very considerate. 😭👏🏼 He’s such an asshole with those chuckles and condescension. I love this speaker! He’s a certified BRAT! [16:18] “Is my cock down your throat fucking your brains out, whore?” The way those lines just roll off the tongue like it’s second-nature, my goodness. [16:40] “Yikes” indeed😭😭😭😭 “you must really like me” THIS SASSY BITCH I HATE HIM (not really) 😭😭😭😭😭 but… DAMN!!! [17:03] “You could’ve been bouncing on this cock for the last three day and you only let me play with you now. I could’ve sucked this perfect clit every morning. Huh? Instead maybe I’ll just pinch it or graze it like that. Mm? Good shivers. Maybe I’ll just slap it until I ruin that orgasm for you” this motherfucker, this asshole. THIS…. URRRRGGHHHHHHH!!! [17:40] The fact that listener thinks THIS is what she deserves! The balls and cock-resting-on-face comment! GOODNESS GRACIOUS! [18:09] “Say please, say please while you’re drooling on my balls” …..go open the dictionary and go to the word “Evil”, you’ll find AITW as one of the synonyms ffs. [19:00] “Come, come, come, come, come” the repetitions strike again, and they’re as good as ever 😭😭😭 [19:26] “Good girl!” 😭😭😭😭 [20:00] “Just go limp, huh? Just steer you around like a good little rag doll” I ask myself this question every time. HOW do you come up with these things?! This speaker attitude is reminding me of the Valentine friend, reminds me of the “you did not call me that?” roommate too! Maybe the same person. Anyway, moving on! [20:34] “My fingers are fucking glued to your clit” BREATHE SIR BREATHE CUZ THAT DELIVERY IS DIA-FUCKING-BOLICAL! *Hyperventilates into a bag* [20:46] “Light, light, light, light, light on that sensitive little clit” … the overstim play is insane! [20:56] The way my eyes BUGGED OUT at the FINGER-SNAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My JAW dropped!! [21:14] “Take your t-shirt, can you bite down on that so it stay on? Good girl” she can BARELY talk and this asshole makes her bite down on her own shirt for him to play with her tits I CAN’T WITH HIM *throws hands in the air* [21:27] “I want you to grind and squirm all over my cock, while I keep playing with this swollen, aching little clit, I don’t want you to stop till you come again, okay?” the delivery, I can’t stress it enough. The slight whispers ugh! [24:02] “Cuz I know what a little freak you are” jeez I am a puddle 😭😭😭😭 I think I blacked out in the middle of this 😭😭 I forgot how to breathe! [24:29] “Grab my hair. Do you want me to thrust a little?” I am WEEPING! [25:01] “I want you to fuck yourself on it like you were just getting off by yourself” this slight free use is wonderful; WONDERFUL! [27:07] “Only way you get to come after I leave is playing with this sore, throbbing clit and thinking about my fingers and my cock inside you. My hand around your throat like that. I want you to feel fucking owned by that, by that sore clit, like my mark is on you, inside you, right?” Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh POSSESSIVE YESSSS [27:37] “Whose is it? Whose pussy is it?” My god his tone, this speaker’s tone is just…. I don’t even have words for this 😭😭 “Whose is it? Whose is it? Whose is it?” “Loud, loud, loud” “Say my name, say my name” “That’s it, that’s it” “Come on my cock, come on my cock” Are you trying to murder me here with those reps?!!!! Hold on… let me lie down🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦 The biting, the climax before the literal climax! [29:38] “Careful cuz those last few fucking waves are gonna make me come. I’m trying to just let you ride it out” this DESPERATION, the way he’s EDGING himself, I LOVE IT! This is gonna be one of my favourite speaker O’s for a long while!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 The after-talk is just adorable UGH how did this man just say and do all this filth?! 😭😭 [32:47] “How about I do that while you go take a shower and get ready, so we can go and have a nice dinner in a warm restaurant, yeah maybe one with kinda private bathrooms? I’m just kidding…………… “U N L E S S” noooooooooooOooOooOOooOooooOoOo 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 SEND HELP I CANNOT!! YOU GUYS NOT THE U N L E S S !!! The last 16 seconds of silence…. Me, always: https://imgur.com/a/fbRIvYw *clears throat, drinks water, stares into the distance thinking about the futility of life* Okay I am back. August! DIABOLICAL is the least I can say about you. There is something different about the breath work on this one; it’s so good, too good! The best so far! The lines, the delivery, the whispering. AH! This condescending MDom is going DOWN in history and UP the list of favourite speakers. The switch between degrading and praising in the same breath, the delicate low tones of this speaker while saying the filthiest things, the way some lines start very audible then fade at the end to mere whispers! Ah! And of course the writing, the SFX, incredible work as always! You keep raising the bar all the way up! Just when I think “This is the best work he’s ever done”, you come with a whimsical “U N L E S S” down on my entire existence. Bravo! Hydrate, you beautiful, diabolical, maniac!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

phonons

🗣️🔊🔊🔊

alyx

the whispers holy shit

alisha 🌱

happy birthday weekend, phonons!! 💖

phonons

You've got this!!!

phonons

Happy birthday!

phonons

Thank you guys! 🧡

✨Vi✨

Yes, the delivering… The subtle shifting of the speaker’s tone &the angry building🤌 I just genuinely do not and will not understand how can he be this good, this powerful at voice acting🤌 This is a man who VALUES details. I will respect him for that until the day I die. I am dead ass serious. Dana you should get some sleep U N L E S S

Effie

100% with you on the possessiveness. It is A+.

hexa

The half-closed computer 😩 how dare you?

phonons

They were giving DT#13

key

i was being a little dramatic about almost crashing LOL but i did make it home safely 🙂‍↕️

key

already finished listen #2 yall….. im afraid the gooner call out is valid af (blame august not me)

cheyenne ☕️

august you’re getting too good at these audios i need a cigarette and all i did was listen to this and do chores lmao

Lexieeeh

i need the full version of that August moaning audio😭

kiara✨

happy birthday!!

✨Vi✨

Happy Birthday hottie💋✨

kiara✨

this was fucking EVERYTHING 🥵 you’ve been absolutely outdoing yourself lately!!

wiggie

YESSS happy birthday phonons! ♒️

wiggie

accidental uncut snaps walked so purposeful devastating snaps could run

Pie 🥧

The audio of moaning august is just so meta. 👀

tsukiiiii

Kept thinking about how I got the video of him masturbating, am I a hacker or something, until he opened the laptop🙂‍↔️ Love this one! More f2l plz🥺

sarah 💫

Real ones remember snapgate 🫰🏼

sarah 💫

Happy bday weekend phonons!!! 🤠

Girly

"Not you rubbing your clit faster" made me giggle

sarah 💫

“Yikes” followed by that condescending “you must really like me 🥺🙄” had me both giggling AND glaring, this speaker is one for the books 🥲

💕Lauren💕

💕Likkle sappy interpretative piece here/small yap session💕🏃🏾 [Apologies in advance] https://imgur.com/a/eGIztjI This piece was inspired by the relaxing audios, idk what I was trying to get here because I’m not very good with designs or all that but I decided to give it a try. I’m calling it ‘Are the flowers suffocating?’ and yes I know, it’s not the greatest title😭 idk what I was doing, let me explain. The flowers to me represent a lot of things, but it’s mainly life. Everyone has their flowers, you love it, you hate it, but it’s yours. It belongs to you. Some people can wish to have your flowers, or you can wish to have others, but at the end of the day, they are part you. Should you feel grateful for having those flowers because others tell you to? Should you feel guilty? I cannot go on because I am bad at explaining things. BUT I had fun drawing it. I hope you all like it. This week hasn’t been the greatest, from political to personal, it’s just been so tiring ngl. Finding an escape has been hard too so I decided to find it in art and audios. I usually don’t draw to make myself feel better, yet I’ve been doing it quite a lot this year, I’m proud of myself and hope you like the future pieces this year. I’m always going to do my other fun little drawings, but this is kinda fun too! This year, I’m going to try to focus on making bigger pieces and healing my inner artist child. These are the kinds of pieces I used to love doing in high school, but never sought them through, so I’m glad to have finally finished one 🥲. Thanks for the relaxing audio, August, it was like talking to a friend. 💕 ANYWAY back to the beautiful audio here,🧍🏾‍♂️ This is so hard to explain, but the way his voice changed when he walked in on L made *me* feel guilty. It felt like *I* got caught doing something wrong. Insane. That part was just so well done, it was so calm and almost scary, but in the best way likeee??? Maybe this is the mean M I was looking for. When I heard the gooner label, I immediately said OOP, am I the goon for recognizing the moans in the back? (Wrong Potion audio, best audio in the Augustverse) Yes but PLEASE 😭 It’s literally one of the audios where there are solo moans like that! But this just surpassed it. I’m just so impressed. The snaps??! I’m so glad they’re back omg. I heard it first on one of the DTs (I am ashamed, idk which one) and was gagged. I can get distracted so easily sometimes and that just immediately brought me back. Please please more snaps in 2025 or the DTs, it’s so sudden and fun, I love it! 🙂‍↕️ Now I need another listen, brb.

Llama

“look at me and say my name” AUGUST this is a crime. moan video within a moan audio? crime. ……….please commit this crime again though.

kira ✨

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

kira ✨

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAYYYY

AlitaNYM

Lauren🫶🏽 i love your drawing, it's so beautiful!!! Thanks for sharing your art darling🎨

rose

can't form a single thought this was fucking insane everything about it was perfect im actually speechless

AlitaNYM

DANAAAAAA i stg i am [screaming into pillow] 1. your comments are everything, i wanna take notes on your essays, 2. i need help, 3. i fkn love this community

mewmee

tysm i needed this😔

💕Lauren💕

@Alita Tysm! Of course, happy to share it as long as everyone enjoys it! 💕

wiggie

oh my goodness lauren😭 this is absolutely stunning and beautiful and I am absolutely floored by your talent!! I love seeing an imgur link in your comments cause I know i’m always in for a treat. thank you for sharing💖💖

wiggie

mwah (with consent!) I love a smooch🙂‍↕️

nasa 🧸

the FUCKING SNAPS THE SNAPS. IM DONE

alisha 🌱

sweet, amazing, absolutely skilled lauren: please do not apologize for sharing your beautiful work, words, and heart with us! this is such a stunning masterpiece you've created that is so full of symbolism and heartfelt intention. art is such an effective way of communicating and venting all the complicated ways in which we feel, and i'm so thrilled that you're nourishing your inner child with pieces like these!! thank you for always sharing your heart with us through your art 💖

ara♡ ⋆。˚

he made this for us girls who wash our hands in the middle of the night 🙏

roxy

Happy birthday!!! 💖

rae

LMAO that was literally the first thing I thought of when I heard them in this audio

Ella

wow lauren, gorgeous work!! thank you so much for sharing your thoughtful art. i so relate to your sentiments of healing your inner artist child and wanting to reconnect with things that once soothed you. i find myself trying to get back into my creative practice and find the joy in it rather than the fear. it was nice to read about your thought process while making this piece!

💕Lauren💕

@Wiggie 😭 TYSM I know Imgur hates to see me coming loll I’m so happy you still enjoy it, I hope you enjoy my next silly pieces too💕 @Alisha 😭😭😭 Sweet amazing AND skilled?? This is too much! It’s always an honor to have you like my piece! Thank you 💕 I was so nervous to share my art back then, but you guys have always been so supportive. I also can't wait to see what you come up with this year.

💕Lauren💕

Wait was it from the DT?? 😭 I thought that was on purpose omg

💕Lauren💕

Check out his wrong potion audio! Thats where it comes from

Dafina

I’m asking on behalf of the scientific community: we need that moaning audio It’s for research purposes 👩🏽‍🔬🧪

nasa 🧸

lauren omg, I am in love with your art style it looks so gooddd. The tarot card theme fits so well with your inspo of the relaxing audios along with the colours that you use AHH i could go on on but good job!!!

wiggie

there’s a couple LOL the first snap of snapgate is in dt 13 and is the only one I remember offhand. I think there’s one in the moanys as well?? but they’re sprinkled here and there, it’s like a little game! 🫰🏼

Deja

*sees the notification at work* Oh boy! 😀

roxy

Lauren this is gorgeous ahhhhh!!! 😭💕 as always your art has me in aweeee 😍 thank you for sharing with us!! I’m so sorry you haven’t been having the best time lately but I’m so glad you were able to find an outlet for it in your art 🌸 I hope that you will find yourself with better days soon 💖💖

nasa 🧸

The idea of listener biting their shirt up allowing him to have his hands roaming around their body is so 🫠🫠 like that shit was so hot

Dafina

It’s almost 5am and I should probably be asleep instead I’m here praising our lord and saviour Augusto, for yet another blessing. -THE CONDESCENDING AUGUST? PERFECT. -The GOOD GIRLS?! ASTONISHING -THE FREAKING FINGER-SNAPPING!!!!!!! MARVELLOUS -THE SAY MY NAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I’m a chair and I’ve been officially folded…

phonons

Thank you! Y'all are so sweet 🍬🥰

Dafina

Say hello to my new ringtone 🎶

makenzi

@sarah💫 ugh ugh ugh if I wasn’t already married to enemy prince I’d be proposing to this Speaker. But god is it close.

Ira's Glasses

🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️🤸🏾‍♀️

ArtfullyAngelic

Lauren I’m going to sob this is so pretty 😭 I may have to make it my phone background I’m in awe

phonons

Thank you, Lola! Happy belated birthday! Omg!! With the new year, a birthday and that bomb of an audio I would have perished ⚰️

Xóchitl

happy birthday fellow aquarius!!! 💗💗

makenzi

Happy birthdaaaaay!!

💕Lauren💕

How did I not see these comments😭 @Lola You described it better than I could! I really wish the days get better and maybe this year wouldn't be so bad if we contribute to our communities and hold hope. I’m so glad you could find something to hold on to especially in my piece omg, that’s an honor 💕 @Ella Thank you so much😭 That is exactly it! I have so much fear too when I draw that I just end up not drawing at all or I can get caught up in the details, hopefully, we stop that this year. Now here I am chasing nostalgia and that’s not always a bad thing. I hope that you can return to your creative space as well, thank you again for liking this piece💕😭 So sweet! @Nasa I really hope it looks like a tarot card🤞🏾, but I was struggling for real! Thank you so much, I’m so glad it fits the relaxing collection! That's all I wanted!! @Roxyyy This piece definitely made me think of your piece a lot! I’m so glad you like it😭 and thank you for the kind words, now I’m smiling! This community’s kindness is now going to make my week a whole lot better. 💕 @Jen I MISSED YOU😭 And pleasee that’s such an honor you have no idea! I’m always looking forward to your pieces, to have such a compliment from you is super sweet💕 I can't wait to see what you come up with this year!

nasa 🧸

MY MIND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THAT DT AHAHAH

nasa 🧸

@Lola UGHHHH YESSSS we love a callbackkk

nasa 🧸

@lauren IT DOESS I PROMISE YOU, it was the first thing that came into mind, the colours that you chose compliment each other and made everything look so majestic, and I mean it genuinely 🤭

phonons

@Xóchitl It's aquarius season ♒ LFG!!!

Cristal ✨

*gasp* FOR ME?!…Here I go falling in love with strangers again. Hi bb, happy Belated 🥰♥️

Anna

The ultimate fantasy: being degraded and shamed by a man who wants to make plans for us and leave the house. This feels like a modern August classic in the making. 10/10 condescending Mdom, so mean and filthy. I love this concept for an audio as much as I would hate to let down a visiting friend IRL, so fun to live vicariously through these characters. Special shoutout to this line. I know we've heard similar but something about the toxicity and delivery of this really got me: "That's what it's for, what's what your wetness is for" at 12:30 And the snaps! Damn

whiskey 🍒

Now, who gave you permission to give me literally everything I've ever wanted and call it an early access audio

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I too think it’s the potions audio, raw footage of the moaning at least, looped.

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Alisha, the pfp is so hot bbg you’re as beautiful as always, also yes this audio knocked me tf out so I agree. Leave. 😂

💕Lauren💕

@Nasa That’s so sweet, I’m gonna cry 😭 also I knew I recognized your username! I finished mr. Plankton and oh God, Netflix really knows how to make their kdramas good and sad. Hope you’re keeping up with the new ones coming out!

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Strap me to the roof of the car, or the hood, it doesn’t matter anymore 😭😂

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I always imagine him dropping the audio then sitting back and watching chaos unfold in real time 😂

sarah 💫

The breathless post-coital kisses are alllllways yummalicious but THESE were so!!!!!!! 😩🫠😵‍💫🚑🚑🚑🦍🦋🦋😭😍🐸🐬🤠🦅 “Go….go shower…..*smooch smooch* go shower Now or we’re not gonna leave” turned my bones into quivering jelly oh mygod??? this mean condescending loverboy is one of the most delicious characters you’ve ever written. It feels so very classic August mixed w a few new, filthy twists. I’ll be back once I can relocate my brain cells but for now pls know this is a new Instant Classic and absolutely whipped my freaky frog ass #ribbitingstuff

秦词

Okay, I think I’m calm now, or am I? But, like, can we talk about when August plays these types of characters who gets mad/frustrated, he goes a bit quieter and drops his voice? Like when he says “oh wow, here comes excuses”, it gives me flashbacks like he said “I think I want my sweatpants back” in college roommate. I can’t. I caN’T. I CAN’T.

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Thanks for sharing your work, Lauren. It’s absolutely beautiful, the colour pallets is so soft, I love it🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 I’m sending you love and positive vibes your way. Hope you feel better soon. And YES on the guilt-trip 😭

wfdqj

August: "I feel so self-indulgence for saying that."

kenna

this being the first scripted audio of 2025 and it already being an instant classic. August you’re going to be the death of me one day I swear

sarah 💫

YES. Or the “I’m gonna open your laptop now” line, like it was so. Deviously calm, almost menacingly composed. I think his condescending performance works so well bc it doesn’t feel like he’s Trying to be all tough and bossy? His angle is more relaxed which is even more threatening 😍

chai

received the email notif for this AS i was putting my wig on for work. spent the next 2.5 hours waiting soooo so patiently to finally get home and listen. absolutely terrified of what this audio is about to do to my psyche, thank you.

mimi 🌻

happy birthday!!!

whitney

how’d you get in my brain

mimi 🌻

wiggieee!! happy belated 🤍🤍🤍

DivineFeminine

Ding! Ding! Ding! 🛎️ My exact thoughts! Instant fold, I wouldn't be able to comprehend life after that. 🫠

mimi 🌻

it’s sooo 🫠🫠🫠

mimi 🌻

FINGER SNAPPING IS SOMETHINF I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED I THINK I SCREAMED IN PUBLIC A BIT WHEN I HEARD IT

mimi 🌻

THE DRAWING ?! soooo goood 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

lstninglzr

My love language fr (haven’t even listened yet)

kenna

LMAOOO BYE

rachel 🍓

happy birthday weekend, phonons! 🥳 and I ALSO listened to this diabolical audio right before leaving for plans! all I could think when I arrived was “no one in this dive bar has any idea that I just experienced pure filth”🧍🏻‍♀️💥 😈 the reality of Friday evening drops! haha

sarah 💫

Lauren ohhh my gosh first of all: this is such a gorgeous piece, I’m so in love with the color scheme and the art style! I’ve only ever seen your sketches so this feels like such a treat! (Don’t get me wrong; your sketches are BRILLIANT) Secondly: i love your metaphor about the flowers suffocating; i feel like flowers are a great metaphor for life bc they’re precious and beautiful and they’re a GIFT but at the same time they have thorns and wilt and take so much work to sustain 🫂 im so sorry you had such a rough week (completely understandable—the state of the world has put a lot of us in a funk) but i love that you’re focusing on your art and I’m SO STOKED to see your pieces this year!!!! Thank you so much for sharing your beautiful art 🥹💞

mimi 🌻

DANA i love your essays and i love that our thought are like this 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 may i also add that after the first listener orgasm speaker chills out just a little bit— like it helped him get it out of HIS system?? does that make sense?

mimi 🌻

happy birthday!!!

Jada M

oh no…speaker being a lil mean??…my brain chemistry is changing uh oh i really liked that 😳

sarah 💫

Call me a laundry worker the way I’m FOLDING 🧺

💕Lauren💕

@Dana Ha the guilt trip, it’s so tough😭 We’re all doing our best here. I’m so glad you like the color, my biggest struggle too! 💕Thank you for the positive vibes as well, you’re so sweet, I’ll take them all!

Beth

"focus up" changed me forever I fear

rachel 🍓

yes, INSTANT CLASSIC 🫵🏼 I feel like this is a new flavor of August F2L with an M that reminds me (dare I say) of THTT Speaker???🧎🏻‍♀️🥵

💕Lauren💕

@Mimi THANK YOU!! 🫶🏾I appreciate it! @Sarah Ahh😭 Thank you! I’m so glad you like it! I mostly do the sketches and never line art because I fear messing up honestly! So glad this came out well. August is a great muse, I can’t stop yet🙂‍↕️ Thank you for understanding my messy metaphor too, your explanation is definitely what I meant lol! I only hope for the best for us all this year, we got this! 💕

sarah 💫

RACHEL YOU DARE INVOKE THTT…..but yes omg ur so right. He’s so casually mean, just like our ice cube friend 😍 as a mean speaker stan, I’m sooo down for a new snarky, condescending F2L flavor 😋

nasa 🧸

@lauren AWW IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED ITT, I cried LMAO. The emotions in that kdrama felt so raw, the acting was so goodd (definitely one of my favourite shows in 2024), and I’m glad to have found someone to talk about it with even if it’s the most unexpected platform ahaha 😭🤧

💕Lauren💕

I think the brute audio had a cowgirl position, but maybe that was full nelson. Either way, you’re def gonna win bingo in the next month or so!

👻 jho-st 👻

still thinking about that perfectly sarcastic delivery on "oh you must really like me" 🫠🫠‼️‼️😵⚰️🪦

sarah 💫

The professor audio has reverse cowgirl too 🤠🐴 also I love your bingo card omg special shoutout to goofy/giggly sex and sfw dnd audio!!

B

DEAR LORD IM NOT READYYYY

mimi 🌻

and i literally just listened to this a few days ago 💀💀💀 me forgetting one of my fave positions was in that

amy

before i started listening to audios, i never used to like when ppl talk during sex but now omfgggggg like brother in christ if a man talks to me in my ear like this im sucking it like a lollipop

nugs

the last 15 seconds of this audio I just sat in complete silence, slack jawed after the last little kiss and comment. familiar but new is really really good 🙂‍↕️

amy

happy birthday !!!

amy

happy birthday !!!

amy

happy birthday !🙂‍↕️🎊🎊🎊

call_me_dezzie💕

Damn the first couple mins had me feeling guilty as fuck cuz I'd never do that to a friend 😭 if I had a long distance friend I'm planning dates and spending as much time together as possible . I literally flew across the world to see friend once

c80-kiNz

i love when he's mean (who doesn't love a good hate-fuck every once in a while?) but then also relieved when he softens a bit and does something as simple as kissing your neck. like, i want to be used but be a little sweet about it. SO perfect, as always. 🖤 side note: i'd like to point out that next month would be the perfect opportunity for a sequel to "Your Boyfriend's Best Friend is Your...." considering its the anniversary and also my birthday... JUST SAYIN' 😉🌹

Rya Li

got me some onyx storm got me some august, husband is wondering how much porn one woman needs, etc

hc

Leaving an enthusiastic like react now but I will return to leave a more coherent comment when I am a functioning person again and not just a blob of jelly 🫡

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

MIMIIIIII what a lovely start of the bingo!!!! I had “crazy sexy positions” on mine but this isn’t crazy so I didn’t scratch that yet!

chloe

YUM!!! OMG YUM!!! worth waiting holy shit

Bembirb

the snapping and the “focus up”??? my legs are shaking

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Cristal, you’re in for a long ride if you fall for Wiggie 🫶🏼🫶🏼 we all fell in love with her ❤️❤️🥹🥹🥹 and yes SMOOCHES WITH CONSENT and CLIT SPANKS 😭

Pomme G Seeds

The e-sex these two will have after he leaves will go crazyyyy.

Pomme G Seeds

Ima be back in 3-5 business days with a coherent thought, for now my brain is too busy being slush...

kira ✨

LAUREN!!!! SO GORGEOUS OMG!!!!!

Mantis

FR I lost it when he did that

AlitaNYM

What in the actual fuck, August SIR?!?!? What in the fkn meta Inception shit is this with S degrading L while your witch potion episode is on and YOUR MOANING IS IN THE BACKGROUND It's the moaning and then whispering after the filthiest nastiest talk... it's basically like a double barreled shotgun of filth it's that intense ok idk what's happening rn @/:$/&@/@2):)3):@/--,.! FUCK ME❄️🪦⚰️ I'm waving my white flag 🏳️ I give up I surrender .. uNLeSs... "Wanna make out?" In my ear, while reverse cowgirl???? (I already know I'm gonna listen to this again tmrw Pls someone help🫨🫨🫨🫨) I'm gonna fucking scream

sincerely, alycia

the evil twin sister of the frendship breakup audio

em

i’ve had the toughest day of my life and i realized that i get to listen to this tonight and everything was better.

AlitaNYM

Dana your bingo card categories are everything🫡✨💕

Issay

djeojshxjowjbsknfihwjodhedhwiheji???

Selene 🌙

This audio odyssey has sent me to another life. I came not once, not twice but thrice. 🥹💦

Issay

My brain is just not working sorry not sorry

Sisyrinchium

Every time I travel is when August post, the struggle is real. The self-control and patience I’m developing are amazing. 🤠

Sisyrinchium

I hope you’re doing okay! 💕

Effie

Thank you! I thought I was the only one. I legit was upset for S cause like, that's just so rude.

Rya Li

Update: was up late switching between onyx storm and august. Got outta bed while husband was asleep, smelled a gas leak. Moral: i saved my husband and our cat with my friday night smutfest. Bless

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

After Freya mentioned it, on my third (heh, yeah) listen, I definitely got this vibe 😭

indigosunshower

condescending august is SO peak oml 🥵😵‍💫😩

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Almost 400 comments in less than 12 hours; I am HERE for this! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 🥂 🥳 🎊 🎉

Samaru

“As is very much demonstrated” sir yess sir I’d say so 🫠

guilty_ofloey

INSTANT CLASSIC AUGUSTTTT ‼️‼️

guilty_ofloey

you’re so right that’s so so so so good

✨Vi✨

Feels like he is *that* high school friend welcome to my ted talk 👋good night!

Anna 🌺🦕

uggghh i knew someone who could do this 🫠 august gotta stop reminding me of people irl it’s gonna ruin my LIFE

Anna 🌺🦕

that’s 👏 what 👏 it’s 👏 for 👏

Samaru

BUT dare I say this Condescending Speaker might outrank Grumpy Speaker? 🫢

charlie

oh my god?? i hope you're all okay! smut saves lives 💞 also i haven't read onyx storm, but i did see several tiktoks and one very helpful one by kc describing a certain sex scene... i almost bought the book bcs i was so intrigued LMAO

charlie

i hope it gets better!! 💕

Little_Lapine

...Were the snaps a callback to that one dirty talk you accidentally left the snaps in the audio, but everyone ended up being turned on by? 🤔😏

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

400 comments in almost exactly 12 hours ding ding ding ding ding! Let the brain rot to on an all-time high! 2025 is the year, y’all! We are an ambitious bunch, let’s go for 500 by tomorrow🤌🏼🤌🏼😂😂 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🥳🥳🥳🔥🔥🔥

✨Vi✨

You know what? I can't fall asleep now cuz the “pretty girl”s are looping in my head. I was paying too much attention to hate fuck part rather than the makeup part for my first listen (yes okay you won🤦‍♀️at least for me vanilla things won't do in Jan.) The tenderness afterward? Now-I’m-gonna-be-single-forever level. Congratulations sir, for ruining else men for the umm I don’t remember how many times👏very brutal, keep up with that, please

Anna 🌺🦕

pretty girl is unfortunately my favorite we need to 🙅‍♀️❌ban it ❌🙅‍♀️

rin🐰🤍

I don’t usually comment but damn this was so well produced!! Acting is a 10/10 so natural. This was such a fun listen. Thank you for always coming out with absolute bangers! Also, I’m new here LOL (came from reddit🫡) hi hello!

Allie

i can’t listen to this while ovulating and then be sent out into the wild dude…

Grace

Omg hi welcome!! 🤗

roxy

I might have more coherent thoughts later but just here to say... "Cum, pretty girl" took me tf out... 😩

roxy

@charlie The holy 'S' trinity 🙏

Ethel M.

That's what I thought too. I think it was the deleted neighbor scene dt. Pavlov be Pavlovian-ing

Erica P

Im usually a lurker… but August you hit one of my BIGGEST fantasies, like getting caught, being degraded and shamed in a fun way is sooooooo hot. Plus continuous clit play? I dont think Ill be able to recover from this one.

morgan.

‘…unless?’ had me giggling. 😂

Diane 🌙

I can’t relate to not having anything planned for someone coming to visit 😦 but I CAN relate to passive aggressively being horny and setting up scenarios for someone to make a move 🫠

wiggie

i’m not a waiter but i’ll take his tip!😀

✨Vi✨

I NEED SOMEONE TO SAVE MY JAW this is (losing language)

sonnyangel

omg the initial disagreement was stressing me out cuz id plan stuff like this isnt meeeeee

makenzi

YES yes yes yes, he does that quiet, lethal delivery so, so well it hurts.

sonnyangel

u must really like me … sir my eyes rolled back

💕Lauren💕

@Nasa Right??? I think it was king the land for me and I know people didn't like it which hurts😭 So now I’m watching Trunk @Kira THANK YOU!! So glad you like it!!😭 @Vi LMAO NOT THE JAW I CANT😭 📝🫶🏾🫰🏾 💕 (You’re too nice, thank you, Vi!)

rubydacherry

chat how did he know i’m hypersexual

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

🎵 Now Playing - A Kiss to Build A Dream On by Louis Armstrong 🎶 On the I Need Him So Bad scale, 1 being “I can say the words in human language” and 10 being “I think I'm speaking English, but I'm really just whining and barking because I’m a dog now”, he gets a 9.5. He may just be king of my personal Feral/Animorph collection. Maybe it’s too soon to say that, I don’t know! I didn’t think anyone could threaten Boyfriend’s Best Friend’s reign, but I would do ANYTHING for this Speaker in a way that feels humiliating to admit. Hopelessly devoted, down badddddddddddd. I am pulling out a binder of gooner ideas, I am making a PowerPoint presentation of all the things we can do in the next however much longer he’s staying. Because this one hits so close to home, I find myself vacillating between the first and third person. I am a planner, so the idea of a friend showing up without having planned anything made me incredibly panicked, BUT I am very shy, so I also would have just been incandescently horny for three days without saying anything. Quite the emotional rollercoaster, this one. I felt fear, shame, total dissolution of the shame, then finally euphoria. The predominant feeling is that I am nothing, a bug you’re grinding beneath your thumb. Why is that so hot????????? Why is that SO FUCKING hot???! I think the conclusion I’ve come to is it’s the entitlement as it atomizes the fear about these feelings being unrequited. Not only are the feelings mutual, Arts & Culture M is actually *also* a freak and *also* incandescently horny and wants me completely. Total ownership. Without fear, the only thing left is pure lust!!! There’s a certain degree of comfort and familiarity (if you’re touchy with your friends) that could be understandable here. Then we stretch into the classic and goated quality of AITW F2L where friendship is incredibly capacious. Maybe two friends could masturbate together, maybe they could even fuck and it would simply be folded into their relationship smorgasbord. But then we move beyond that into pure, matter-of-fact entitlement. The reminder that wetness has a function beyond becoming a slip and slide for your fingers or a toy is ……………………….. I died for a second there. Of course it’s for him, silly goose. How could you forget? I also really like the entitlement as “payback” for a “shitty” trip visiting L. He gets this at least (but it’s the thing they both really wanted hehe). A perfect audio for “ragdoll”. In the December poll, I remember hoping for puppet-y type of control, so hearing him instruct L to do things his hands can’t because they’re preoccupied with their tits, the focus up snaps, the t-shirt in L’s teeth… God tier. Again, I am DE.VO.TED. to this M. I think the only other coherent thought I have is that I love this Speaker as the externalized mean, judgmental voice (“you’re a P.O.S. for not planning anything”, “jerking off AGAIN?!” etc etc), but rather than leading to a spiral, it leads to creative solutions when the burden is shared with someone else (“yes, doing activities would have been nice, but being together is most important”, “what were the barriers to feeling brave enough to share your feelings honestly?” etc etc). That fucking shreds. Yet another excellent example of how D/s dynamics can help metabolize complicated feelings and ideas. You’re a really good writer! Errata: 🎮 He said, “all you do is browse r/fleshlighters and play BG3 😒….”. I…I would be mortified. I do other stuff too, leave me ALONE!!!!!! 🎮 “I always knew we’d be a perfect fucking fit. Because I know what a little freak you are. Perfect slut for me”. This is *takes a really deep breath* a dream come true. A thousand pink roses fall from the ceiling. SO romantic. This is so so so so so so so romantic, I want to bite off my arm and beat myself unconscious with it. I would have folded the second he came in all calm and inquisitive, but this line would have/did in fact turn me into a MONSTER. 🎮 Looooooove playing with the idea of who's using who, who is the fuckdoll here? A moment like his saying L should use him like a masturbation tool could potentially become switchy, but because you're able to so finely tune the dials of power, it still feels firmly dominant. You’re really good at that! 🎮 The way I gasped when you said “put your head on my chest”. Very upsetting! 🎮 The softness of “your pussy feels really good” is sooooooooooooooooo cutesy. Great fortification and encouragement for a slut who is losing it, having just gotten everything they’ve been gooning over for however long. 🎮 I was briefly very sad, poor L not knowing their friend is NASTY and would have fucked them in a museum or in the alley behind a cool bar 😔. Gooner problem of forgetting other people might be as freaky as you. L would have less than 24 hours to memorize the taste of his dick before he leaves 🙁. But then he said he’d change his flight!!! I cheered!!!! 🎮 AITW merch idea: “GOONER” hat but the OO are two big brown eyes 🎮 ACU Speaker voice: What’s that? What did you say?!?!?! CUM SHOWER????????????????? Was the Augustception here a preview for DN3 group sex (a delusional thought that I am whispering into a prayer candle)???????? 🎮 16:30 to 17:36: That’s an all-timer minute. There’s no coming back from that, I felt like I was kicked off a cliff. Really and truly some of the best stuff you’ve ever written and performed. It is taut with so many different and somewhat conflicting emotions. Just incredible!!!!!!!! I don't know how to land this plane without saying things that feel silly, but maybe this Speaker's annihilation of my ego is an invitation to that! This was SO good, I am so excited for 2025, you're so great! I got to experience classic AITW ideas through the new prism of this Speaker and felt impressed and delighted in new ways (in addition to the old ways)! I think that's such a clever way to start the year! I cannot believe there will be more audios after this one. What a treat, I am spoiled!!! Okay, I feel embarrassed, so I'll stop here. Thank you, August 💓!

thealphabetgun

Honestly? *dolphin noises* In da (Horny Book) clurb, we all incoherent. 😩

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I was going to try to say something, but all I could come up with was "THE KISSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Tremendous, I'm a croissant

rose

“who’s pussy is it?” ARE YOU INSANE?? 😩😩😩😩

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I was speechless. L has to feel the pain of being parted, but also has a new starting place when getting off, Speaker having poured in SO much??? What in the WORLD?!

AlitaNYM

🫡Welcome!💕✨❄️ you'll love it here guaranteed😉😏

AlitaNYM

Saying that so close in your ear?!?! Oml i wanna bash my head into a wall rn i CANNOT🫨⚰️🪦

makenzi

Sitting over here like “my marriage isn’t that serious…”

AlitaNYM

@Sarah the laundry worker had me rolling😂😂 I love how the comments section can make me laugh as hard as the audios make me wanna cry/scream🫨🫨🫨

makenzi

Lauren this is absolutely gorgeous! The palette all the different elements come together so perfectly, it’s so dreamy 🥺

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Enemy Prince wouldn’t be mad, and they’d both so mean to you…. hold on, there’s something here 💡

rachel 🍓

I’m not sure if/when I’ll have time this weekend to distill the down bad depths of depravity I feel for this Speaker into a Big Comment, but when I do there *will* be a paragraph about overstim as a plot device!!! all to say, I‘ve already failed to be normal about this audio!!!👩🏻‍💻

PlantKittyWitchBaby

Good gawd, August. This is a masterpiece. Checked so many of my boxes without going overboard on the degradation name calling. 😮‍💨 Ripped 3 outta me and I’m so ready for more. Thank you for being a gawd damn treasure. 🥹

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

He’s in the comments, and he L I S T E N S to the community 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 AITW for President of the world

phonons

@rachel Thank you! Oh god, parts of the audio would pop into my head sometimes throughout the night. Having a good memory is something else sometimes lol

Cheyenne Dziadosz

10:40 "Do you even like the real thing anymore?" Hit Home. Cut Deep. Do I? 🥲

ky❣️💌🌷

hey! that was crazy. polite to pouty to cold to condescending to filthy AND condescending to sweet to so sweet i got a toothache 😭 - him planning stuff for them to do in hER town mmsdlkfsjdhgsdfg 🧸 arts and culture are the expensive dip of experiences. i don’t care if it’s snowing. whatever you say, handsome 🌨️🥰 - when the. oh my god. when? the moans. when the moans started playing i had a physical reaction, i don’t know. i got scared. i was wearing headphones but for a split second i was like AM I?? i went to pause so fast i almost chopped my phone in half. i was so worried about this girl not being a proactive host i forgot i was listening to porn - the voice is….. extra yummy. so quiet and measured and condescending 🥵 i probably don’t have to repeat this, but i’m going to anyways: your mean/condescending works so well for me bc it’s never like, threatening nor overly dramatic nor ACTUALLY degrading. even w something like this or college friend where there is actually some kind of lil emotional speed bump for them to get over, it’s still all in good fun like “hey sorry you just made me so horny i got a little mad 💋💋💋 wanna get food?” - “i’m gonna open your laptop now” WHY AM I NERVOUS? oh bc that’s my nightmare - "yikes. you must really like me 😬" u r evil - [ringing the bell i bought for when idk how to talk about how good a beej was] 🔔🔔🔔 - in his lappppppppppp 🥰 - omg is it implied that she says “sorry” when she’s bouncing on it?? 😭🥺 - the OG praise-y dirty talk. perfection. literally no notes - "i always thought we'd be a perfect fucking fit" OOOOOKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THENNBN 💍 - "because i know what a little freak you are" 🥰 - "whose is it?" 🛎️🛎️🛎️ ooh!! i know this one!!! - changing his flight for her 🥺🥺🥺 when ur so good he burns through the rest of his PTO 😍🤭 - the end was so b-word im gonna start kicking things. as always, so so so good what the hell is wrong with you, etc.! 🫶🏼🏆

✨Vi✨

You hotties are fueling his smugness this is not helpful but anyway I think I can be on someone's lap? Or I can just tie myself on the roof and keep Dana warm yeah

makenzi

HOW are you a goddamn GENIUS I am losing my mind right now

makenzi

Ky you angel, every point is perfection *sighs dreamily*

ky❣️💌🌷

😭😭😭 you are such a talented writer and general good-thought-have-r it almost pisses me off i only get to see you wax poetic about porn and not like, food or comedy or photography or fucking furniture. yet entirely thrilled & #blessed that we do get to witness it here bc if anyone deserves to be essayed into the ground it's 🫵🏼 this man. (i almost didn't mention him at all. how funny would that have been.) as always i feel like it's worth pointing out that the mere existence of this kind of detailed, gorgeous response can really only be given to something that evokes it in the first place. he is naturally incredibly talented but you don't just stumble backwards into being THIS good. he clearly puts a lot of thought, work and care into these sweet little treats for us and thorough, delighted comments like yours are an equally sweet treat in return!! 💞

makenzi

called out so hard

ky❣️💌🌷

makenzi 🥰 thank you but i mean, look at the material!! 😮‍💨🤭

✨Vi✨

Reading the updates and edits warmed my ice-cubed body. But 1. You are luring me into the 7th run of this DANA 2. Too many call-outs we need to call Augustcontrol 3. I feel like he might not be *that* into possessive shit but that was a lot of wholesome possessive food and this lil girl needs and wants that welcome to my ted talk 4. I am so glad you are suing CAN I JOIN💀💀💀

makenzi

🙌🏼 You’re so right and we stay very, very well fed. 🫠

makenzi

All I can do is echo Ky here; I wish I could read more of your thoughts on other topics. I can imagine how ripe and rich your pieces on almost anything would be. Gabriella, you are an exceptional writer with a wealth of interesting, insightful, evocative thoughts and opinions that you deliver in an engaging and approachable way. You deserve your flowers. (August too, obv, but I'm currently geeking about you, so.)

rachel 🍓

when he had to take time to address the snaps during the Patreon anniversary livestream last year so everyone would stop speculating ohmygidojsj 😭🫰🏼

✨Vi✨

LMAO I would freeze at BG3 too but I probably would try to: “I do other campaigns too oh fuck off😭”

💕Lauren💕

@Makenzi Aw thank you🥹🥹 My biggest fear was the colors, I’m just so glad it came out well! I’m so happy you like it! 💕

wiggie

literally “GUYS✋🏼😠 fine we’ll talk about the snaps😒😞”

AlitaNYM

KY ‼️‼️‼️ /@$;;@/&,!!,! How do you always articulate what i can't say after listening to this glorious filth (maybe i can't say shit cuz I'm catatonic after ___ orgasms idk jfc) The "almost chopped my phone in half" 😂😂😂😂😂 💕🫡❄️

💕Lauren💕

No, because I def agree with everything😭, especially with the way he makes his characters, they can be condescending and degrading or mean, but they’re not actually disrespectful. That’s something I really love about his audios, it’s really hard to find that nowadays!

💕Lauren💕

It’s so hard to stop reading your comments when I start. Wow, you’re such an amazing writer, I really found myself giggling at the details because why do I feel the same way😭 I shall also rip my arm off and beat myself with it as a totally normal reaction to this too. It’s just the best way to explain how this audio made me feel. Cum shower is crazyyy lmaooo but maybe we’ll get another monster this year again 👀 Also the GOONER merch had me cryinngg! I will never go outside with that😭 UNLESS....

💕Lauren💕

No because has this happened before?? 😭 These comments came so fast and I’m so here for it

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

@Vi: I did get some sleep! Thank you! The build-up was absolutely delicious, and the voice acting was exquisite! I hope the updates made your ice-cube of a body melt so beautifully, and yes I’m submitting a class-action lawsuit for emotional damage, to be paid in full by AITW in the form of more mind-blowing audios. For someone who might not be into possessive shit, he does it so well tho 😭

may

English is not my first language, and I sometimes have difficulty fully understanding english. I have to listen to audios several times to hear every single word, but I still enjoy August's audio. Thank you always.

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

@Mimi: the incoherent train of thoughts you mean? I’m glad you like them 😂 if I don’t let my thoughts out in public, I will lose my mind so thanks for listening hehe; and yes, I think I know what you mean, he probably found immense pleasure in condescending listener so he’s like yeah I like the taste of that (figuratively)~

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

The only time this happened before (in my time on here at least) was the Office Make-Up Audio; it broke everyone 😂🫶🏼

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Ky, putting it beautifully as always! This piece of work will live rent free in my mind for a long time and this calm, condescending Speaker is topping the list right now. The softness of his voice compared to the filth and the laughs he was doing KILLED ME! 😭 I don’t think I’ll recover before the next drop!

kenna

welcome !! <3

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Well considering you were extremely cold tonight, you weren’t going to sleep anyway so really, the audio did you good. U n l e s s? This speaker was so many other speakers and he knows it. Ticked so many boxes for me!

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I literally went back to sleep and woke up sore; like this audio altered my brain YET AGAIN! He 👏🏼keeps 👏🏼 getting 👏🏼 away 👏🏼 with 👏🏼 it 👏🏼

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

100% Meta! Him also describing the c*ck and calling that clip “hot” is so [self-indulgent] and I’m here for it!

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Putting all my incoherent words into a lovely comment! 👏🏼👏🏼 the mutual slight free-play of both listener (like a rag doll) and speaker “I want you to fuck yourself on it like you were just getting off by yourself” blew my mind away! She had to pay for such a shitty trip indeed especially after SHE asked him to fly across the country for her! He completely destroyed us with this audio 👏🏼👏🏼

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

The big 500 comments in less than 24 hours! Well-freaking deserved. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 This year is off to such a great start for the AITW community and the man behind the name! You’re all such good girls, please hydrate before you re-listen 😭😭😭💦💦💦

Amanda

Holy fuck, those snaps made me BARK 🗣️ 🥵

Amy Untamed

“I’m not gonna stop baby, I’m not gonna stop” I am WEAK. Also I need new friends

mimi 🌻

[i intend to reset this bingo card for every audio] https://imgur.com/a/OrI056v august please where was the “omgx3” or the “holy shit” i need those two and then i’d have three bingos 😭😭😭

kb

INSTANT PLATINUM.

B

yeah so i need the full version of what listener was listening to

Lady J

”With private bathrooms” YES my love, museums over here have those too. Book the flight already. 😌

Ella

Imma need the full version of the background video pls!! 🤲🤲

Estella Rodriguez

When he SNAPPED HIS FINGERS IN OUR FACE. LAWD HAVE MERCY OH MY GOD

ky❣️💌🌷

the devices just melt. or like "oh my god what happened!!!" "my computer exploded 😕... 🤭"

j🌻

the snapping omg😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Ella

YESS LMAO

ky❣️💌🌷

i cannot w the fucking kisses i need to go...... i don't even know what. I DONT KNOW WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

nasa 🧸

“I was so worried about this girl not being a proactive host I forgot I was listening to porn” is the realest thing Ive ever heard 😭 I was feeling so bad for him and then when the moans started it gave me whiplash, I had to close my phone and take a few laps around my house before starting the audio again 🤧

Lexapro

Ok on god i fuckikg accidentally blasted this when I crossing the border I'm fuckiny crying the border guard looked at me like I was insane

Lexapro

Chat I'm going to get my nexus taken away bc of augustinthewinter

amy

BYE same

amy

hey pookie !!

Amanda

Nooo 😭😭 accidentally having the audio on is my biggest fear

macie

A sneaky self collab lmao

rose

20:57 ! 🎀

moira 🎃👻

omg so glad you’re okay! also lol yeah onyx storm and august consistently have me by the throat

moira 🎃👻

sounds like a good excuse for a new voicemail or zoom call audio?? please? lol

AlitaNYM

Office make-up--- I stg i needed to change my identity and move to a different country In a different timeline Cuz it broke me Shattered me

AlitaNYM

Lolaaaaaa Idk if i should cry or scream Or charge my toy and try again "U n l e s s" &)(/)'czsrhkmncx/($!?.

moira 🎃👻

this is stunningly beautiful!! the colors and the style are so softly gorgeous, it’s amazing!

AlitaNYM

KY THE KISSES HEAVEN ALMIGHTY HELP ME

AlitaNYM

Dana!!! Why is he the villain and we keep going back for more!?!? I'm WAILING

AlitaNYM

Rose you angel w this timestamp

AlitaNYM

I think it's the Witch Potion audio in Genre collection??

AlitaNYM

I stg i need new friends

AlitaNYM

How is it possible to be dehydrated and drenched 😏at the same time I STG IM NOT OK

moira 🎃👻

Okay, finally not hungover anymore, let’s do this shit… oh my god, this audio is actually all of my favorite things? this Speaker character has me by the throat. 😵‍💫 love all of your audios but something abt an OG-feeling F2L, more realistic scenario just gets me so good. I’m pretty sure you could do infinite F2L scenarios, bc all of them feel unique in their own way, and they just never get redundant or like rehashing an old dynamic. -when I realized it was you moaning, I actually said “oh shit” out loud 🫠 genius idea to use clips of your own audio. maybe in this universe L character is a AITW listener. -“I’m gonna open your laptop now…” the soft, semi-threatening tone? my thighs snapped together and I froze mid putting on makeup😳 -the whole concept of let’s watch porn and jerk off together actually has my eyes rolling back already 🫠🥲 -the degradation talk went so hard in this, like it’s so confident and controlled but also you can tell how S is kind of losing his mind over how disgustingly horny L character is that they’re masturbating in their room while S is here. -the brief cumtalk/group play mention: “three, four guys jerking off onto you, showering you with cum” what the actual fuck, more discussing fantasies between characters, that’s so hot -‼️the whole “make my cock wet with the wetness from your pussy” was actually insane ‼️ the little breaths/sighs afterwards (12:39) trying to hold back how good it actually feels and how hot it is?? 💀 -(14:10) Speaker character bringing his hips up or bringing her head down to be able to suck his cock? 😳🥵 -the L ORGASM!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 after being teased and denied? “say please” 🙏🏻 “cum. cum. cum. cum, whore.” omg this actually made me lose my mind, S voice’s in this part was just too good -I love the lap sitting, it always feels like the position where L is being taken care of the most but lap sitting + praise + listening to L when they tell him what pressure they need + the soft “your pussy feels really good” + “can you do something for me?” biting down on the tshirt? I fucking melted at this part -the snaps, THE SNAPS!! always wondered when/if you would include them for real 🫵🏻 you’re actually fucking evil, sir. you know exactly what you’re doing. 😡 stop. (keep going.) -this is why this audio is an instant banger, it’s good down to the very end. the smooches, the threat of semi-public sex, “go shower now or we’re not gonna leave.” crazy, sir. insane. do it again 😂

rose

mwah, i gotchu boo 🙂‍↕️

Sophia

…oh

DivineFeminine

I’ve been on hold with NASA 🪐 for what seems like forever, hoping they can explain the ineffable force that makes this feel both contained and alive..because honestly, what else could be making my heart race a thousand beats per minute?🫀🚑 😵‍💫 After the rollercoaster of emotions I went thru, I couldn’t believe this audio is only 30 minutes?! BEAUTIFULLY done. Seriously. Masterful pacing and economical writing allow your work to feel as enticing & fluid as always. Absolutely no doubt this audio cured my January Blues. NOW WHO IS THIS!!!!???? This man. THIS. MAN. *ahem* When I say he’s that of a deviant with a touch of sweetness…diabolical combination of condescending dirty talk with that honeyed voice. 😩 ➿“What were you watching?” I KNOW, I know, I know it’s just an audio but ISTG my heart dropped to my stomach. How do you bend space and time & PULL us *right* into the moment?! HASTA YO ME PUSE NERVIOSAAAAAAAAAA 😭😭 ➿“I’m gonna open your laptop now” “let me tell you something, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING” 😳 Also, I need this Diva to drop the playlist 👀 ➿“I’m not really worried about dick envy” Nonchalant, + 10000 gotta stay real ➿”Stick out your tongue. Show me what a desperate little cockslut you are. I want to see that drool coming off your tongue” Now THIS.. This is my jam 🎶 ➿”Is my cock down your throat fucking your brains out whore?” OH-WHAT👀 keep going.. ➿”I could’ve sucked this perfect clit every morning” Feet off the ground, I’m ascending. 😵‍💫 Also, anyone else hear DT 3 in the distance? 👀 ➿*SNAPS* ”Focus up slut, focus up. Can you look at me? Can you focus?” I didn't know I needed to hear that 🤝 Thank you. ➿Can you bite down on that so that stays up?” Absolutely no words 😮‍💨 ➿”Can I kiss your neck?” 🦋😩✨💕🦋✨😭 ➿27:20 AHHH OMFG THE HAND ON THE NECK AHHGFBDHD ➿”I’m not gonna stop. Say my name. Look at me and say my name. Whose is it?” The repetition of these does it. Every. Time. 🤯 So while I didn’t get an answer from NASA, they did tell me they assigned a special task force to continue the ongoing research. It’s called the “Transcendent Investigation of Tantalizing Soundwaves” or T.I.T.S. for short. I’ll keep you guys updated 🤝

moira 🎃👻

also after I listened to this, I went to the club where I busted absolute ass by slipping and falling and I think I bruised my rib and elbow lol 😅

erin 💕

The girlies who have a degradation kink are winning <3

erin 💕

Also??? The aftercare is really aftercaring today 🤍

Selene 🌙

Hey y'all. (Transplant from Reddit.) 👋 I came back for more comments....not disappointed AT ALL!!!!! 😈 I have found my tribe. 🥹

raspberry98

another template for me and my bf to use thank you diva 😌

Effie

This piece is so lovely. I've been feeling the heaviness lately too and I love the way your melancholy came through in this but also the hope it evokes in the soft colors and the water. <3 I hope your art journey is bountiful this year and brings you peace and lots of healing.

Rebellion🖤

My body was left trembling after this audio, another banger August!!🩷🫶🏾 “Whos pussy is it??” Omg😩 that pushed me over the edge so fast!

hexa

The snapping ➡️ “focus up” ➡️ giving gentle, firm direction and feedback, gauging where she’s at ➡️ clearly noticing the Listener is anxious that she let him down ➡️ reassuring her—whoa. Knocked me out. The arc itself and the pace of it was impeccable. This Speaker is in tune with the Listener and knows precisely what she needs in order to be present, while keeping it all scorching hot. (Also, if I found out tickets to a show were sold out because I took too long “exfoliating” in the shower, I would be [no hyperbole] devastated. Frozen. Oh the guilt!)

revali

Not to be a fucking buzzkill but why did you asking “you good? You okay?” All gentle and sincere make me emotional 😭 do you know how rare that is to get that after rough sex irl. I swear your audios heal stuff I didn’t even realize was feeling ouchy August, your writing is truly incredible.

Aquatic_Chimera

It's been a really shitty couple of weeks and this coming week is looking like it's going to be even worse. You sir are one of the only reasons I haven't spiraled into an anxiety induced wormhole. You're really doing god's work out here and saving lives. Another astonishing audio, left me absolutely flabbergasted (finally, a moment of pure serenity and peace) 🕊 🕊 🕊

Selene 🌙

I'm so sorry to hear this Aquatic. Hope things turn around for you soon. 🫂

AugustInTheWinter

What the hell this is so amazingly beautiful!!!!! Love the concept, composition and style, I'm so grateful!!! Thank you for the kind words and your art, Lauren!

Aquatic_Chimera

Thank you queen! You're an absolute gem 💎 ✨️ 💖

AlitaNYM

THIS!!!! i didn't know it could be like this!!!

spoon 🪐

YUPPPP i LOVE a degrading and condescending audio 🥵

DivineFeminine

Thannnnk yooou frenn 💗✨☺️ NASA did inform me that T.I.T.S. is firm on a very hands on approach 🤲 lmao No literally because me too. By the end, I was w e a k in the knees…almost had me reaching for my Life Alert 😭

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

I went out last night (I actually had a great time, I danced so much) and came back to this audio. Can confirm I'd rather be gooning. Fuck me. 🫠

💕Lauren💕

NO because 14:10 literally made my jaw drop😭 I didn't even hear it the first time but the second time?? Yeah, he ate tf up. Hearing the degradation made me question things like?? You're telling degradation can be hot and not disrespectful? 📝 Keeping that in the books! Your analysis was everything and more, I might need another listen. Also, I hope you still had fun at the club, but I hope you’re okay too😭

BizzyGoodGirl

✨U n l e s s✨ ... I'm sorry, Sir. I can't. I'm dead. 💀

💕Lauren💕

@Moira Gosh thank you! I’m so glad it came out well and hopefully gave the relaxing collection vibe!💕 @Freya That’s such an honor, thank you! I’m so happy you like the concept, especially the part about having hope that everything will be okay eventually. I can’t wait to share more art as long as you’ll enjoy it and can't wait to see more of yours! I also hope you have better days ahead🥹🫶🏾 @August I’m so thankful and so glad you liked the piece! I really have to thank you for putting these great comforting audios out there for those who need it, your work is inspiring 🙂‍↕️💕

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Listener is 100% guilt-ridden at this point, leading her to be Speaker-Ridden badum tssss I’ll see myself out

rin🐰🤍

Hi hi! Thank you for the welcome everyone! 💐🩷

revali

Both your talents for voice acting ability and script writing are so legitimately incredible and I’m so weirdly grateful that you went for the patreon idea so you’re being compensated for what you give to us, because your content is just….unbelievably good. Your script writing got me in particular, in this one. I write smut in a fanfic context and man, do I feel like I run out of words to use to describe sex like, pretty often lol. But I’ve listened to dozens of nsfw audios from you and every. single. one. sounds and feels completely utterly fresh from the last. Your dialogue choices are always so…organic? There are a lot of very easy and rote paths dialogues in these types of audios can take and you basically never just phone in to following any of those templates. You always see past the obvious narrative/trope beats of any set up you come up with and just like….see beyond the standard cliches of a particular kink or setting. And you make me enjoy so many audio set ups I’d never enjoy with anyone else making them. For example, most nsfw audios write and perform degradation and condescension in a way that is not for me and I don’t really partake in….because they see degradation and condescension as just…being mean, and that magically, intrinsically being hot? But you don’t - this audio is a perfect example of degradation and condescension that is so like…empowering? Like he’s calling us names because we’re making him want us so bad and because he can see how doing so turns us on, not because he genuinely thinks we’re [insert degrading name]. Your dialogue is always so incredibly realistic to a real conversation, and the choices you make voice acting just make it even more natural and unscripted sounding. I listen to a lot of nsfw audio and you are the only creator I’ve ever found whose scripts don’t sound like…nsfw audio scripts. Your talent for it is truly remarkable. The “Yikes, you must really like me” (🫣 omfg dude lol) and “Why do you have to be so hot??” Lines in this are standouts for this reason - so organic, so natural feeling, and like, gut churningly hot lol. Not to just sit here and slob on your knob about it but man, your talents are so fricken special and I’m so glad you’ve got this set up so we can all give you that feedback in a way that hopefully makes all of the work that goes into these worth it for you.

hexa

Happy Happy Happy Birthday, @phonons! Hope it’s so cozy and fun and nice.

hexa

[clit spanks] / [pussy spanks], possibly my fave tag to see oh boy oh boy 🫨

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

At what point during his walk in the cold did Speaker decide to return and completely dismantle Listener like that?

hexa

oh lord, Dana 😅💓

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Lauren!!!! This is so gorgeous, thank you for sharing this with us! It's so touching that you can use this space to heal your artist inner child and that we get to witness that growth! I interpreted the flowers' suffocating as being overly focused on other’s flowers leading to neglecting your own. Your own flowers are deprived of resources you’re diverting to something else in pursuit of whatever you think the other person has. I think that's really meaningful, particularly for artists, but really for anyone. Finding your flowers and nurturing them accordingly 💞💞.

moira 🎃👻

right?? ugh, you get me. tysm, I still had lots of fun lmao, and my bruises will heal. it’ll be a funny story to tell in the future

Grace

I don’t think he ever walked away from that door and heard everything 🤭

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

@ky: stop talking like that, I'll propose to you 😭💍!!! But really, thank you omg. It feels like a privilege to get to pore over his work this way, and it still blows my mind that people read the things I write and seem to like them!! Genuinely very very thankful for this praise 💗. And you're right: I can only write weekly essays because there is so much here, there is so much meat on the bone, so many ways to experience and interpret the worlds he carefully creates in the audios! @makenzi: stop!!! In my first ever big comment (I think?) in the Tailor audio, you complimented my writing, and it really did touch my heart, so thank you for always being so supportive 💗! It's only possible because the work is so damn good! @lauren: aww thank you so much 💗! And maybe the hat is an indoor hat, it's a sleep cap lol

moira 🎃👻

she🫰🏼fucking strutted that runway mama, also 54 likes on a single comment has to be a record, Wiggie!!

moira 🎃👻

yess i love high school friend vibes, totally agree. I’m a slut for scenarios like these, what can I say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

moira 🎃👻

I wish I could frame this comment, re-fucking-tweet

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

"hey! that was crazy." the hearty chuckle this got of me. That twister we were in was nuts, huh? Omg the sorry while bouncing on it, apologetic riding is so crazy. To have L then lean on him, be held by him? Going to crawl into a volcano, that would be less upsetting. And I always love your thoughts on August's Mean Ms. And you're so right, these more so being emotional speed bumps. The Speakers' communication goals are always understanding and being understood, not making L feel like a piece of shit or feeling better than them (in the case of Mean Ms). How he walks around in the world with that big ol' brain, I just don't know 😕. (notice I have still not said one word about the beej... I am still gathering strength from your bell 🔔)

wiggie

goes to show that the girlies (gn) love the snaps 🥰

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Welcome to my life. The number of time his audios blasted accidentally at a gas station is ASTRONOMICAL 😂😂

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Yes yes yes. Particularly, "what the actual fuck, more discussing fantasies between characters" I looooooooove that stuff. Love it in Jealous Roomie talking about all the things he's wanted to do to L, but I hadn't thought about S&L describing more general fantasies that's so hot omg. And I'm glad you're okay!! Bruises gained from throwing ass are iconic tbh

~~~

i’m not a degradation girl, total respect to anyone who’s about it but i personally find it really hard to even slightly eroticise something that is so regularly exercised by men who innately do not like, nor respect, women. however - the consideration and intention that you clearly put into your scripts, the way you express them and your ability to truly centre and immerse the listener (!even when you’re occasionally being self-admittedly self-indulgent) has allowed me to slip into a space where i’ve been able to begin to respond to degradation with genuine arousal. as a 32 year old soft domme-leaning switch it’s been enthralling to have this new experience. the cold condescension and composure from you here is perfectly restrained and fully effective, the escalation of intimacy and warmth into almost a service dom role is absolutely perfect. in all of your audios, there is a genuine feeling that the speaker and listener are truly equal and respected, regardless of the dynamics explored. i, for one, am grateful that you create this safe space for us to be able to let the guard down that we as women have to walk around with at all times; to rest and to most importantly - truly enjoy ourselves

phonons

@Gabriella @hexa @August Thank you! 💛

sarah 💫

I love this comment so much. As someone who’s also written her fair share of smut, I tooootally relate to that feeling of being like ok there’s only so many ways to say “and then they have hot sweaty sex the end” lmao it’s so wild how no matter how many times August says the same line, it feels new and fresh? It reminds me of his kissing SFX honestly. Like they’re in almost EVERY audio and they *still* nuke me from orbit every time. The hunger + “present” quality of his performance is killer. Also heavy on the “you always see past the obvious narrative/trope beats”!! I think it’s also bc of the suuuper natural, grounded delivery like you said. It always feels like we’re dropped in a room w M and F just overhearing a convo. He has a real knack for capturing the essence of an organic convo + performing it (ONE SIDED!!???:!) so naturally And YES exactly the degradation/condescension (or honestly even rough mdom) in other VAs’ works feels propelled by a need to fulfill the “male gaze”/their own ego imo? Like ok yeah you wanna be mean and spit on her cool yeah you’re such a tough guy wow 😒 but when August performs it, it feels cyclical, like M is only doing it *for* F and their lust fuels each other. It never feels icky or selfish on M’s part which is just. Bonkers how he can convey that reciprocal nature of pleasure in 30~ mins. The dude is a wizard. P.S “Not to just sit here and slob on your knob” pffbtnffn me every time I log into this damn app!!!!

sarah 💫

BLESS YOU for mentioning the BJ/“fuck your brains out” line ohmmgttdyydu I literally started like, maniacally laughing bc that sent me over the edge. WHAT GIVES HIM THE RIGHT!!! Also same on the repetition of “say my name” + “look at me look at me,” it hits EVERY TIME 🥲 NASA put me on hold too when I asked if they have a spare rocket I can strap myself to and launch into space after this audio 🙄🚀 they need an AITW hotline ☎️

sarah 💫

“I got scared” at hearing the moans is so real mfnfdjdk I was like “whyyy….WHY do I know this voice. Oh wait 😳😧” the call is coming from inside the house!!! also yesss omg the horny ➡️ mad pipeline that’s exactly it!! It always feels like M is just frustrated by how much he wants F, not actually *mad* at her or expressing meanness out of Actual anger 🥺

AlitaNYM

Omg grace you're RIGHT AHHHHHH!!!❄️❄️❄️

AlitaNYM

SARAHHHHH you queen😍👑 YES ! I agree with EVERY WORD YOU JUST SAID. especially "capturing the essence of an organic audio + performing it ONE SIDED" 🫨🫨🫨 Feeling we were simply dropped into a room w the characters is LICHERALLY what it is! I've been trying to figure out why i have been so .... WILDLY into this (audio porn), specifically AITWs work here, after joining 2 (?!) Weeks ago and that's it right there. I've listened to other audios and IT JUST ISNT THE SAME. i was never into them THIS MUCH. Sigh. Probably TMI here but oh well we're all a pack of howling barking wolves at this point right? (The community here is another reason💕😍) Anyway love your comments as yoozh - also would u ever share your fanfic sometime?? 🫶🏼 If not I get it! Lysm✨ Gonna go back to being a puddle now cuz I'm a slut 😏

AlitaNYM

Revali 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ [Cuban missile sound 🔊🔊🔊DJs play in the club when the beat drops] YOUR COMMENT is superb. I feel you 💯💯💯 Every AITW audio i listen to (and re-listen to 204856292 times) i never get tired of it, there's never any forced type of dialogue, ive never heard anything like it. They're masterpieces - @August you are ELITE level, an entire level on your own here I'm so mind blown on how fresh each one sounds too!!! Just when I dare to think "hm is this gonna be like [another title he did] he goes and drops a "yikes you must really like me" or (snaps) "focus up" or some other out of this world pulled it out of a hat line that fkn FLOORS me. I've never been into degradation either (irl or watching/reading/listening to porn) because it didn't arouse me but his style and acting/writing skills (not to mention the editing/SFX insanity) have given me a (respectfully) violent shove into that kink along with others i had no idea i even liked (and now ..crave???) - [spit] [cum everywhere] i could go on ... The way he does it makes ME feel like I'm actually hot/sexy/gorgeous/pretty girl and all the things he's saying that PERFECTLY balance out the rest. ok u can call me a whore/slut now if you whisper in my ear how good this pussy is!!?!? Thank you for saying this and for perfectly articulating how I've been feeling!!! Also pls share ur fanfic if u feel comfortable doing so but ok if not!!

AlitaNYM

Laidlo 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾100% this YES. YES!!!!!! [Screaming]🗣️

AlitaNYM

@aquatic sending you a hug and all the positive vibes!!!✨✨✨ Hope all gets better soon

sarah 💫

🎵now playing - I LOVE GABRIELLA’S COMMENTS RAHHH!!!!🎵 I knewWWWWW you and I would share heart eyes for this yummy mean speaker UGH hopelessly devoted + “a bug you’re grinding beneath your thumb” YES!! Also love love love your thoughts on the capricious quality of AITW F2L scenarios, the sex feels like another layer of an existing closeness, another branch of the friendship tree that they’re just exploring and having fun climbing🌲 Rose petals and champagne and sweet violin music @ “I always knew we’d be a perfect fit. Because I know what a little freak you are” YES 100000% that is so so sooo achingly romantic and COMFORTING?? The idea of being not only seen but validated and encouraged in your freaky frogdom is suuuuch a *heavy sigh* dream 💭 also LMAOO “g👁️👁️ner” AITW merch would be so fucking good (AuGoonInTheWinter is also calling to me) 😍 I’m gonna echo everyone and say that I love. LOVEEEE reading your writing, like yes we’re commenting about porn but there’s such layered, dynamic, BIG EMOTIVE stuff happening that it pulls such deep, introspective, thoughtful writing from listeners (YOU 🫵🏼) and it’s such a joy to read your thoughts. You’re so talented at expressing the different nuances and perspectives on the audios that I never thought of or overlooked! it’s a real treat to discuss them with you, you’re so eloquent and SMORT 💞

✨Vi✨

*checking the notifications a day after* did I just get a “told ya”😭

Sydney 🤍

The sass in that “yikes” omg

makenzi

I love this comment. I feel this. I arrived here from a very similar headspace, and it strikes me every time that he writes like he actually likes women. Consistently. Such a simple concept, and still so goddamn rare. And it makes me so happy to see so many women finding themselves safe enough to soften, to allow themselves to open up to the things that haven’t felt safe or appealing before. I’ve never really committed myself to an artist or their community, but this one stands out dramatically against the landscape. I find myself immensely thankful for the writer/performer himself and the community that’s coalesced around him for being a little oasis of discovery (soft-domme switches finding themselves enjoying degradation unite!) and support and relief. And ridiculously good porn.

~~~

@makenzi totally agree. the cost of interacting with men, let alone becoming close to them, in a society fixated on dehumanising women leads to a deep grieving of intimacy of all kinds - something that i (and many others i’m sure) have grappled with, particularly over the last few years. living in this way is especially difficult if you’re a deeply sexual person (who also ovulates 😀) but this community instils hope that we may, one day, have the experiences we crave with a male partner who can dominate with the same care, respect, patience, affection and warmth that we do…

makenzi

god yes, this. it's a soul-deep, aching wound at this point. i'm married to a good man and it's still hard to tiptoe around the edge of that chasm. there's something, some pivotal piece of humanity, missing in men raised in a society as profoundly sick as ours. often even in the "good" ones. intimacy is conflated with sex, and sex is reduced to something base and crude, a means to an end. how do you process and satisfy your emotional needs if you can't even hug your friends? or engage in honest emotional discourse? the end result is that sex becomes the primary source and outlet for intimacy, to which women are the keyholders, and men resent that. we're all trapped in this hellscape of their creation. sorry i kind of went off... but you're right, that's what makes this place feel different. not to put all of this weight on one individual, but it's a hopeful thing that this kind of space exists. there's definitely more out there, and i'd love to see even more of it coming out, but i like it here. this one's a good egg.

DivineFeminine

@Gabriella Don’t worry, I’ve submitted applications for all of us! We gotta firmly grasp this opportunity. 🤓 @Sarah YESSS THANKK YOUU There’s always one where you’re like how did.... How did he....What? 🤯😳😵‍💫 The REPETITIONS. I’m in the boxing ring fighting for my life. There’s a certain menace to his delivery that hit like jabs to the chin. KO every time 🥊 Is their hotline not working? They said it was up and running…maybe they’re getting too many calls? ☎️🤨 @Lola *frantically presses button* 😭💀

DivineFeminine

This was so well articulated revali, I couldn’t agree more. & YES! I really do think about this weekly. When listening to an audio, we absorb the final product as a seamless creation, spoken words that flow soooooo effortlessly. Everything feels perfectly aligned, and the result can evoke deep emotions or thoughts. @Sarah said it perfectly, like we’re listening to a conversation. It’s insane how natural it is. He’s also incredible at executing a bold concept because there’s so much attention and care that go behind it. Where even in his roughest audios, you feel safe because there’s no feelings of malice behind it or the sake of being mean… Where other VAs can be a little too mean and scary and you think “damn, maybe he doesn’t like me?” It’s fun and safe, where you can lean in and WANT to be called those names because it’s hot and empowering and it feels good not just for you but for the other person as well. His SFW behind the scenes audios are super interesting because it transforms the listening experience into a layered narrative, where each decision and detail you now notice feels intentional and meaningful. Like, there’s SOOO much care and intention behind, that you can really appreciate HOW much work he puts in.

sarah 💫

https://imgur.com/a/vl2DKEk I cannOT believe it’s only January and you’ve already given us an all timer, you truly have no mercy (keep going). There’s something so like..rewarding about how you perform meanness + condescension. Somehow it always feels like a TREAT to hear M break down and get mean? 🍬 similar to how F is given freedom to be the degenerate slut she really is, it feels like M is indulging in a side of him he’s been trying to stifle and he FINALLY gets to unleash it bc F wants him to. Let your freak flag fly!!! 🐸🏳️ • he is such a sweetie pie in the beginning, the way he’s trying not to blame F for literally leaving him to his own devices in HER city when *he* traveled to her is so 🥺 she really said lewds before dudes ✊🏼 • “I can have fun by myself…😒” so can she 🤠 • UMMM..!!! The m..moans in the background AHHHH [running around my house until I collide into a wall] I…..could not believe my ears. It took me .3 seconds to be like HOLD ON IS THAT…he did NOT USE HIS….UNLESS?? you are so insane (genius) for this • that “hi” after F opens the door is so. LOADED. the exhaled delivery feels like a mix of disbelief + restraint. The almost inaudible swallow @ “What. What were you..watching” 🥲 You can feel his simmering frustration boil over in a quiet, calm promise of payback I’m going berserk • “art and culture” this, “art and culture” that, she’s got your art and culture stuffed in her friggin gob my dude!! on that note, the “say please” during the BJ/ball play was….I’m…..!?? HELLO?? BARK BARK WOOF (that means “please” in dog) • the DEVASTATING laugh at 14:30 is so THTT + concert friend, I have been shot between the eyes 🔫🤕 • The snapssss omg OK WEST SIDE STORY!!💃🏻🦈🛩️🫰🏼This was SO so hot and felt like a gentler alternative to face slaps (for which I still staunchly advocate!! 👋🏼) — it grounds F and pulls her into the moment; she’s forced to concentrate on connection instead of being lost in delirium 😵‍💫 • The kisses. I’m. How..? What….did you put in these. They feel like a hallucinogenic 💊💋 • “I always thought we’d be a perfect fucking fit. Because I know what a little freak you are.” OHHH so they’re looking at paint swatches later that night okay cool gotcha 💍💒 Gabriella (so eloquently) touched on this but that is so…so romantic and SWEET and actually super validating. F has been called out, mocked, and degraded (all in good, hot fun) but now she’s being comforted, accepted, and praised for her freaky, debased tendencies. THIS IS ROMANCE!! 🥰💐 • I always love when M uses “perfect” as a descriptor. Esp combined w degradation, it’s like F is soo perfect he can’t help but praise her despite how frustrated he is. In a world where women/femmes are constantly told to be more [insert unattainable beauty standard here] being called “perfect” is borderline healing ❤️‍🩹 • nibbling on her neck + his soft, crooning voice asking “whose is it” had me pulling the Shaq time out card whAT THE HELL!! https://imgur.com/a/lFsfpf6 neck stuff always eviscerates me, whether it’s for M or F, either/both, more pls🧎🏻‍♀️ • “I can feel it going inside when I put my hand right here” OH MY GID??? I’m gonna start chewing on concrete holy shit. This feels newish in August Dirty Talk Land and I hope it’s here to stay📍 • The afterglow lovey kisses at the end deserve another shoutout, he’s rescheduling his flight and calling out sick with loverboyitis!!! 🫠💖 Can you believe the month isn’t even over yet and you’ve already slaughtered everyone? Wild stuff. This week has been so taxing for sooo many reasons and it might be a little silly to say a piece of audio erotic fiction boosted my spirits but SO BE IT!🪿thank you for giving us this yummy mean treat, this condescending + tender speaker is a new fave for sure 🗂️❣️

Rowan

Sarah I hope u pursue a career in writing (if ur not already) bc all of ur comments are always masterpieces of humor and analytics 😭🖤

AlitaNYM

SARAH 🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️ I bow to your brilliantly eloquently articulated comment AS PER USUAL LOLOL@ The listener meme "Lewds before dudes ✊🏽" ©️™️ I need this on a t-shirt stat✨ I am trying NOT to re-listen to this again but you pointed out something i FORGOT about (because i was delirious and also running into walls at the time) --- "i can feel it going inside when I put my hand right here" I NEED TO HEAR IT AGAIN 💕💦❄️🔫

hexa

Gee, Officer KRUPKE, this comment slaps.

DivineFeminine

“neck stuff always eviscerates me, whether it’s for M or F, either/both, more pls” Getting this tattooed because this is so real. I don’t know why it’s SO physically, visually, audibly, soul pleasing ... it L I T E R A L L Y gives me butterflies 🦋😩✨🌸🐝🌈😮‍💨

Deja

Just finished and once again, King, u did ur big one with this one 🫶🏾🥹💖

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They way I am sat before this comment like it’s my morning paper 😌📰 🎨 “I can have fun by myself…😒” so can she 🤠”. Lmaooooooo my hands look like this (covered in calluses from researching activities) so hers can look like this (pruny and wrinkled from wetness) 🎨 The Laugh. The LAUGH! Really am just nothing to you, just a goddamn toy, a pen you’re twirling in your fingers!!! What the fuck is wrong with you (devotional)???????????? 🎨 “Looking at swatches” aslwoeifjfidsjo yes he is in fact going to check his company’s WFH policy to see how long he can extend his stay. They need time to plan for him moving to her city! And you get it so bad, like YES he can toy with L and make fun of these proclivities, but you bet your ass he sees himself in her (teehee) and finally gets to celebrate that part! I think about this so often with the S&L pairs he makes, but it’s the “you’re like me” Spider-Man feeling. People being so *seen* and celebrated just as they are.... As you said, THIS IS ROMANCE 💐💐💐 🎨 I loooooooove your point on the usage of “perfect” omgggg. I totally agree, and the “perfect” always feels relative to the M. “Perfect slut ***for me****” rather than perfect because they have xyz unattainable attribute(s). I’m going to vomit. I am going to pull out all my hair, it’s so tender. 🎨 Ditto on the neck stuff, makes me CRAzyyyyyyyyyyyyy. It's just.... especially in an audio that feels like being totally owned, neck stuff feels apt as something about it feels like being consumed in a different way from kisses/nibbles on any other part of the body. At least to me. If it’s silly to say this audio fortified you, then I’m silly too! It was/is so so so nice and HEALING to engage with material that is a reminder that this is actually the orientation of the world, people being kind to each other and attentive to each other’s needs in creative and adaptive ways. Both the emotions in the audio world and the emotions I experience reading lovely, thoughtful responses like yours (every week! every week I get to read a delicious @sarah comment. tremendous.) are more real and solid than the cruelty. But yes, it’s bad business to annihilate your audience before the year has really even started…...

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@makenzi: omg I think about this all the time!!! Men viewing relationships (romantic and/or familial) as the refuge. By attaining these things, you should gain Peace and Support, but never viewing themselves as a part of that system, a part of the cultivation of that Peace and Support. Only a recipient whose role is to fund the project of Family. Which would naturally lead to resentment!!! But also profound loneliness to not really be apart of a relationship or family, only see yourself as a function.

alisha 🌱

i was totally saving my monthly aitw illustration for the concubine audio UNTIL i realized how fun it would be to draw a meta piece for a meta audio, and thus this was born 🫣 there's 22 intended easter eggs—although sometimes y'all come up with guesses that i didn't even consider~ it's my most detailed piece yet—to the point where i don't think all the details on the screen are visible after the compression—but i hope you enjoy nonetheless!! 💖

Ethel M.

It's kinda weird. I have never disliked a listener character so much. Usually I want to be the listener soooo badly (hot neighbor, ahem) or listener is kinda aspirational (gamer one. I play ACNH on my Switch. "Uh, wanna check out my island?") But for this one, I keep thinking "I would be so much more fun! I like plans! I like touristy shit!I'm a good girl"

hexa

ohhhh alisha strikes again! i’m seeing so many easter eggs upon first glance. 🥛💄🧴your talent, my dude! 💓 love the colour scheme, it’s at one calming and feels like i’m inside a computer screen to me.

wiggie

OH! OH!!!!🤯 ALISHA!!!!!! I was hoping and praying this is what you were scheming up when I saw the sneak peeks🤩 I want to live here. the color scheme is so relaxing, no wonder nothing got planned!! also chuckled at the discord BAH🙂‍↕️ continuously floored by how creative your brain is, not to mention how fast your hands work. UR MY IDOL‼️

alisha 🌱

@hexa: haha i can't believe it took me 4 months to finally add in the 🥛 reference!! and i'm so thrilled that you're enjoying the colour scheme; i've never done anything like it before and wasn't sure how it'd turn out 😅💖 @wiggie: you know i had to get my discord girlies in there!! 🫡💖 i adore you SO much; thank you for always hyping up me and my art!!~

anna

returning to say that the rushed under-the-breath "canikissyourneck" at 22:26 is INSANE, that's all

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@sarah: to have someone go “oh thank GOD you’re YOU 😍” with their words and actions, I will take that over an L-bomb any day of the week!!! AuGoonInTheWinter is also so good! And thank you for the sweet words, back at you! It is a HUGE delight to discuss these audios with you each week 💗. Your thoughtful, funny, always very kind and enthusiastic commentary are so lovely to engage with. I always know you’re going to get it DEEPLY and provide words for things that I cannot speak about 🧠 @Lola: thank youuuuu, and yes +1 to public sex!!!

AlitaNYM

ALISHA YOU GORGEOUS GIRL YOU!!!! i was dying to see what you'd come up with for this one but didn't want to ask or be nosy THE EASTER EGGS 🐇🥚🐇🥚🐇🥚 Is there an HBC discord?!?!? 🙇🏽‍♀️Where do I sign up Not the Patreon playing the potion audio This gentle color scheme that feels like a dream sequence / it's like when I close my eyes listening to the audios the colors i see THE INSANE META LEVELS OF AITW INCEPTION THAT YOU'VE CAPTURED!!!! 🫨✨ ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️ You're the MVP you're a queen🙇🏽‍♀️👑

alisha 🌱

@alita: you're always so sweet wahh thank you!! there is an unofficial hbc discord!! obviously if august is ever uncomfortable with it, we'll put the server to rest, but here's the link to join: https://discord.gg/G2NjM52t i'm so happy to hear how much you like how it turned out!! blue always has a dreamy feel to it, doesn't it? i think i kind of understand why the listener just wanted to stay in 🤭💖

rachel 🍓

I adore a man with a plan, and this Speaker character with his plans (non-sexual) and plans (sexual) has me in ruins. I was immediately endeared to him with his gentle encouragement of outings and immediately exasperated with L’s disregard for his efforts. Initially it was a bit destabilizing to feel so at odds with a Listener character. Not having any plans for a friend visiting is one thing (and so fundamentally not Me), but then swerving the guest’s suggestions? Mortifying! If a friend I was that down bad for (to the extent that his simply existing in my apartment was making me so unforgivably horny that I *had* to jerk off constantly) was offering “arts and culture activities” in MY CITY for us to do together? Snowstorms be damned, we are going out! I thought, Speaker has been SO considerate; how could L be so selfish?! All this play-by-play to say: your performance of his disappointment was so heart-shattering, I was gutted—stressed even! But then I smartened up and remembered that you, August as Author, are the ultimate Man With a Plan here, and my overwhelming secondhand embarrassment at L’s behavior would not be in vain. Of course, it wasn’t!  
This very tension between Speaker’s consideration and L’s apathy-as-armor against how badly she wants him makes the pendulum swing from his disappointment to his degradation SO fucking satisfying. Consideration for L as his priority informs the insight that this kind of sex is *the* activity she wants to do with him and that a rough fuck—reconciling her sexual frustration with his emotional frustration—can bridge their needs in this momentary impasse! He gets his quality time with her, and she is seen and celebrated for the slut she is for him. An aspirational kind of conflict resolution. Romance incarnate! This Speaker character is so special to me. He’s simultaneously a mirror and a microscope, reflecting likenesses back to me (thoughtful and proactive planner) and revealing aspects of my desire on a cellular level (sexual degradation from someone confident in how much they care about me). 🪞🧫 Assorted thoughts: 💻 Witch Potion audio’s moans as the porn video SFX make so much sense, and the meta layer of it for those of us who recognized it… a segment of the audience read to filth by the gooner callout!!! 🥴✌🏼 💻 “I can see it in your body when I say that stuff to you.” I am weaaaaak for when a Speaker character is so locked in to an L’s pleasure that they’re picking up and remarking on the nuances of their body’s reactions!! 💻 “That’s what it’s for; that’s what your wetness is for." I didn’t think anything could top spit or cum as lube for me, but I am seeing galaxies when I think about how possessive the wetness as lube for a handjob concept is. 🌌🔭 💻 “Yikes 😬 Oh, you must really like me 😏” *Tyra Banks yell* I have never in my life coveted an AITW Speaker character like this!!! 🗯️ 💻 “I could’ve sucked this perfect clit every morning.” Don’t you dare tease me with morning sex in an audio. 🙃🫵🏼 💻 “I want you in my lap.” I’ve been noisy in the comments lately about wanting lap stuff, and ofc correlation does not imply causation, but either way thank you for this feast!!! 🍽️🥰 💻 The specific instructional dialogue as they’re getting into reverse cowgirl and the ready praise as L complies is so so so [23 minutes later] so mind-melting to me. 🔥🤠 Like, “Can you do something for me?” + request for her to bite her shirt out of the way so he can have his hands all over her tits + “good girl” trio??? Circling back to man with a plan (sexual), for me it foreshadows S’s reciprocal yearning for L that is confirmed by the dialogue at the end of the audio. It’s not enough for him to just put it in; he has a *specific* vision for how he fucks L, and he intends to realize it now that it’s happening! Again, romance incarnate! 💭👓❤️‍🔥 💻 The slightly muffled dirty talk as Speaker’s mouth is buried in L’s neck for the neck kisses and biting!!!!! 💥😵🥊 💻 This is the best [overstimulation] you’ve ever done in any audio. Period. Corny Holiday Romcom is a close second. I love that here it’s a motif that evolves over the course of the sex rather than the more typical beat that happens in the immediate aftermath of an L’s O. The rhythms of it are realistic; the ebb and flow in the check-ins around pressure and contact felt so true and immersive (the “light, light, light…” where Speaker sounds almost in awe of how fucked up he has L sent my eyes rolling into the back of my head 🦋✨🙇🏻‍♀️). On top of those details, you’ve given it function in terms of the plot and character dynamics??? Overstim amplifies Speaker’s degrading teasing around Listener’s intensive masturbatory habits (“You spent all that time torturing your clit, and after one minute of my fingers, you’re gonna come?”); pushes their dynamic forward by engaging with it as a sort of means to make up for lost time with intensity (“That hand’s not going anywhere, slut. My fingers are fucking glued to your clit”); and acknowledges a sexual future for them beyond this visit (“The only way you get to cum after I leave is playing with that sore, throbbing clit and thinking about my fingers and my cock inside you….”). What better way to remedy the injustice of three days gone where Listener was NOT bouncing on S’s cock than sexual overindulgence and its subsequent memento? A souvenir sore clit is NOT something that they could’ve purchased at a museum gift shop, just saying! 😏 💻 The coexisting sweet and spicy flavors of reassurance in this are a microcosm of how brilliant you are at a praise + degradation combo. “It’s okay; I know, I know, I know. This is so much better; this is so much better than anything we could’ve been doing", AND “I always thought we’d be a perfect fucking fit. Because I know what a little freak you are.” The Freaky Lover Girls (gender neutral) really can have it all here on Patreon dot com slash AITW. 😇🤝😈 💻 “My hand and my cock is just to get you off, baby.” the [free use] implications of this line 🤸🏻‍♀️🌋🪦 💻 “I’m trying, I’m trying, I’m trying to just let you ride it out.” This hint of Speaker edging himself as L cums on his cock is crazyyyyy work; please do it again. 🕯️🧎🏻‍♀️ 💻 Post-sex confession + changing flight for more time + hard to pull away from kissing!!!!! The signature bottomless and earnest wellsprings of affection (l-bombs need not apply!) in August F2L are alive and well in 2025. 🌈⛲️ On a meta note, this audio prompted some self-reflection as to why these days I’ll often opt to relisten to my fave audios of yours over watching a 30-minute TV show to unwind. Frankly, it’s because I find that your work tells more satisfying stories. Space Commander or Concert F2L or Just Grinding leave me with more to sit with and dream within. If this makes me a gooner, then I am a gooner for the sake of good fiction! You are an endlessly gifted writer, performer, and aural worldbuilder. I think that this is the longest comment I’ve ever written, but who can blame me when the work is brimming with so many ideas and magical moments? A new top 5 audio. My Moanys roster could be facing an eleventh hour revision. The AITW F2L kaleidoscope continues to show me that beautiful new patterns are possible in my most beloved of pairing tropes. King of F2L forever. 👑 Thank you so much for this exceptional audio, August. I am terrified (positive) at what the remaining 23 scripted audios of 2025 have in store. 💖

roxy

Alishaaaaa!!! The way I SPRINTED to open that link! First of all, I’m obsessed with the colour palette of this one! Your use of colour has my eyes in a state of euphoria every time aghhhh 😍 My brain also explodes at all the Easter eggs you manage to bring into one piece. I obviously never find them all the first time I look but all the more reason for me to keep staring at your beautiful work!!! You are so creative and I can only imagine and aspire to reach this level of imagination & ingenuity 💖💖💖 incredible! (Also plsss not HBC discord on there, we been called out again 😭)

Effie

ALISHA AHHHHHH ILY SO MUCH How did you get this done so quickly?! I really really love the color palette and how serene and calm it is. Awww, it's so sweet. <3 <3

alisha 🌱

@roxy: my sweet, lovely roxy; thank you so much!! 🥹💖 your latest piece had me so inspired, and i think you have to give yourself some more credit—you're overflowing with creativity and skill, and i feel so lucky to be close with amazing artists like you!! 💖 and you know the hbc discord had to finally make an appearance! 🤭🫡 @el: i love that this community is so full of art makers and lovers alike!! and PLEASE teach me taxes, i cannot keep running from the cra any longer (for legal reasons, that is a joke) 🤭 and omg you're so sweet; i've been loving your new pfp too!! the dress is absolutely stunning on you!! 💖

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Alishaaaaaaaaaaa!!! This turned out BEAUTIFUL! THE CALLOUT TO THE DISCORD😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️ you know how much I love your art style already but THIS feels so personal 😭😭🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 the blue colour pallet is giving ‘I don’t wanna do anything even if we planned it’ and I’m here for it!

alisha 🌱

@freya: i calculated my recordings and realized i somehow crammed 16 hours of drawing into 48 hours??? i'm confused as to how it happened too but i guess that's what happens when the aitw inspiration strikes~ thank you so much for your love and ily too!! 💖

Just here

😭😭😭 I'm speechless 🙊

dreamysunshine

Ok the secondhand embarrassment from listener getting caught masturbating has me cringing so hard but August is too sexy that I have to keep listening 😭

mimi 🌻

WEUGICBEDIUCWEDIUGCEBDOUHC I don't check the discord for one (1) day and I miss these sneak peeks? Alisha you're literal magic.

erin 💕

Here we go again, ladies. Listen number 2 🤭

erin 💕

“Cum for me, pretty girl” is my favorite thing to hear

alisha 🌱

@mimi: hehe to be fair, i didn't post any updates for this one in the discord this time!! i locked in a little too hard and finished it in record time before i could update y'all 🤭💖

Ana

Honestly if August ever created a $50 tier on Patreon I’d sub 😭

💕Lauren💕

Alisha, may I scream??? THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE OMG😭 Everytime you upload, I just can’t stop staring at your pieces, the laptop is so detailed, the whole room actually! You’re amazing at drawing backgrounds and rooms and laptops because the perspective???? I also feel so dumb with the easter eggs😭 I can't get any. I’m literally looking at the belt like it means something but my memory is failing me. Anyway, this makes me so happy, I love love your art and you’re an amazing person on top of it! Thank you for sharing early and putting so much time and effort into your pieces! You’re really spoiling us😭💕 Edit: Okay after I stopped freaking out, the easter eggs came to me. I love the potion audio on the laptop and the makeup for the fem boy August ✨

💕Lauren💕

@Gabriella 🥹Thank you!! I’m so glad to share my little artist journey with you all! Your view on the flowers is very interesting, I never thought about it from that kind of perspective of neglect and envy, but it is so true and so relatable in the world we live in. As an artist too especially. But appreciating and caring for your own flowers, like you said, is so important!

💕Lauren💕

The Gooner call-out was so real😭🙏🏾 I immediately knew the audio, but hey I’m just glad I’m not the only one who recognized the moans. I can't be the super Gooner here Now I’m also kinda manifesting a morning sex audio, hold onn I might need to update the bingo card lolll “You spent all the torturing your clit, and after one minute of my fingers, you’re gonna come?” Yeah 🙂‍↕️ ate L tf up he got it, that’s probably one of my favorite lines second to the whole dialogue when he catches Sis in the act🧍🏾‍♂️ Lastly, I relate so hard to just relistening to all his other audios to unwind. They all have great stories, this one was even better because the ending to it honestly just made me smile. I love a good happy ending even if L was stressing out in the beginning. Also, you’re an amazing writer, I wonder if you’ve ever written scripts before.

Amy 🌙

Lots of lovely, eloquent comments on this amazing audio. All I have to offer is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Thank you August ❤️

mimi 🌻

Sara!! THIS COMMENT IS SOOOO GOOD this sums it up sooo nicely ‼️‼️‼️ special shoutout to the snaps analysis 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️ good to know i’m not crazy (on my own) Hope your week has been looking up recently 🫶🏻

alisha 🌱

@lauren: that means the absolute world to me, especially coming from such a lovely and skilled fellow artist!! 💖 this series has really pushed me to practice more and i'm so grateful for all of the encouragement!! i'm so happy you caught the makeup and the potion audio!! the belt is from the just grinding audio~ one easter egg that i'll also spoil—mainly because i don't know if anyone will get it—is that the door has no doorknob, just like the cover photo of the overhearing neighbour audio 🤭💖 thank you for playing along with the easter egg hunt!!

Thelnie

I loved how short he was with her when he came back. “Can I see? 🤨” Ahhhhh he was so deliciously mean/angry/amused and the acting was so natural here. I’m predicting this is my favorite audio of 2025 and it just started - it’s that good. I’ll probably be wrong. I have to listen again because I really zoned out halfway through because there were too many good things going on to focus. The snapping! 🫨 The idea that they couldn’t get tickets because it sold out while she was masturbating????? It’s too funny.

Thelnie

The yikes. 😳😭😭😭 I want this guy to be the same guy as tutor. 🫣

Thelnie

How are you so quick with these and so much detail?? Ahhhh I love how accurate the laptop is haha. It looks very nap ready.

charlie

rachel are you a doctor?? cause this is a whole thesis and i really love it. you actually put into words the thoughts and feelings that i had while listening to this so well, and also made me revisit my first experience of this audio and why certain parts stood out more than others. like you induced self-reflection through your deep analysis... that's such a skill. this audio is now hotter when i think of all the implications and subtle bits of their dynamic that you pointed out here. and making an aitw audio hotter is incredibly difficult so kudos there, too.

charlie

okay i got the snowed in audio, demon summoning obvi, the sunscreen/vacation one, romcom, the space one, and i think the monstera means something but i cannot think of what 😭😭 i love the way you use color in your art alisha!! this is so good

charlie

oh wow i've never read anything that touches on how i feel so succinctly. it's so hard to open yourself up to intimacy when you fear the costs associated with it. what will the next man ask me to give up to become worthy?? i find myself asking that or sacrificing myself in advance alll the time, and it's heartbreaking. i really love that this space doesn't ask anyone to pare themself down to be accepted.

hexa

welcome, selene! 👼

hexa

THE NO DOORKNOB!!! Ohh I’m so glad you pointed it out, alisha!!! (that’s hilarious)

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

First and foremost, wherever this audio goes in the world, if/when Penguin Random House starts to print August’s work on vinyl, this comment MUST travel with it. This comment is vital (at least to me) to fully experiencing the audio. It’s obviously incredible on its own and speaks for itself, but to have your reflections alongside it…. There is a richness and complexity that I don’t think I could have achieved on my own, so THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS OMG. I’m not even sure how to engage with this essay without just quoting every line??? Trying my hardest to practice restraint… 🌟 “But then I smartened up and remembered that you, August as Author, are the ultimate Man With a Plan here, and my overwhelming secondhand embarrassment at L’s behavior would not be in vain” YES. I am extraordinarily fortunate to have started listening to audio erotica via August’s work, so the few times I have listened to someone else (purely out of curiosity), it is SO apparent what the difference is. I think your idea hits it on the head: he’s actually creating emotional experiences, generating feelings with very specific payoff in mind. The audios (both scripted and stream of consciousness) are more like a play in which we have a starting role, not a performance for which we’re the audience (unless he wants us to feel that way). Everything hits so hard because of this….vitality, I want to call it? The audio is alive with our emotions! I too was genuinely panicked and frustrated with L’s lack of planning and that panic and frustration made the discovery of how L had been spending their time so much more AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I was not remembering what it’s like to feel these things, I was actually feeling them in real time in response to a little world that feels real to me. I am terrified of his talents! 🌟 “L’s apathy-as-armor”, “This Speaker character is so special to me. He’s simultaneously a mirror and a microscope, reflecting likenesses back to me (thoughtful and proactive planner) and revealing aspects of my desire on a cellular level (sexual degradation from someone confident in how much they care about me). 🪞🧫”. No commentary, just absolute bars and I couldn’t agree more and wowie your brain is big!!! 🌟 As expected, your paragraph on overstim as plot device is gorgeous!!!!!!!!! I don’t even know what to say!!!!!!! I’m going to pause myself here because I want to relisten to the audio having read your comment because….well, you simply must, how could you not relisten with these new delicious ideas in mind??? After that, I will call up Pulitzer and ask *again* how to get Patreon comments awarded. I'm floored! What a joy to read such things here on Patreon.edu! I *will* return 🫵🏿💗

anodaw89

This has been such a favorite that I'm on my 10th relisten since it dropped.

Grace

You get me

wiggie

NO DOORKNOB PLEASEEEE😭😭

alisha 🌱

@thelnie: haha this audio has somehow opened up a new level of brainrot for me, so i spent 2 days almost non-stop at my desk getting this done 🫣💖 and i'm glad you think the laptop looks accurate; i don't own one that i could reference so admittedly i did a ridiculous amount of research looking up what the interface of macbook airs looks like 😅 @charlie: you got so many!! the monstera is there mainly to fill up space, but who knows—sometimes people are able to make connections to references i never even considered!! thank you so much for playing along!! 💖 @hexa & @wiggie: it was such a silly idea, but i knew it would be totally easy to overlook!! 🤭

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Ugh amazing. Once again amazing!!! I too would stay in this room and entertain myself, it's so cozy! Many things made me giggle (the witch potion rug, the Night of the Living Dead poster, the sunscreen), but the glass of milk is SENDING MEEEEEE. I appreciate its dual meaning: Just Grinding and the Cumslut Faction 🏳️. I cannot believe how quickly you put together these beauties and am eagerly awaiting the piece you make for the concubine audio ☺️

makenzi

@Gabriella YES! They’re perpetually locked out of relationships, incapable of genuine participation, reciprocity, intimacy, empathy. They mostly stand at the threshold, witnessing (if they’ve got the eyes to see) and dictating without having the same skin in the game. Not that they’re unaffected, but they’re not always able to be -changed- by the give and take that comes with immersion in a relational unit. The (toxic) concept of masculinity is diametrically opposed to the kind of yielding love/intimacy requires. I hope I’m making sense. (And obv men are not monolithic, but goddamn does it feel like it sometimes.)

makenzi

Ok wait wait wait, are you actually okay??

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

That “Can I see?” Was so smug like he KNEW what she was doing and he KNEW she’d be all nervous and flustered and he was feeding off of that energy!!

makenzi

EXCUSE ME with that new PFP hot DAMN I am having palpitations!!

✨Vi✨

I have more to share Zaddy *wink wink* *glinda flip*

alisha 🌱

@gabriella: my darling, lovely gabriella!!! thank you so much for catching so many details!! you know i absolutely had to honour our 🥛 faction after all the times we've spent brainstorming the most deliciously filthy ideas!!~ the concubine audio already has me shaking in my boots with anticipation, but i'm excited to create another fun piece for everyone!! 💖

makenzi

I just wanted to be the 700th comment.

Amazon

I need to take up knitting to feel pure again after listening to this my goddd this was so good

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

HECK YEAAaaahhhh 🎊🎊🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 YOU win a lifetime subscription to August In The Winter 🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉 The big 700!!!

hexa

we missed the haha sex number :( @erin

PandaBB

WILD and valid 🤣😭

hexa

love a moving target

makenzi

💃🏻🪩🕺🥂🍾

Selene 🌙

Side note: I read on your prior comment that you're from Fl. As a Floridian too, I feel your pain. 😭 Hope this week is better.

Nini

For the people with constant wrist pain and cramped fingers

DivineFeminine

THANK YOU for sharing your work Alisha! I can’t imagine the work that goes into this! These are truly so fun trying to find all the Easter eggs ☺️ The “Greetings from Mistleton” sticker is so cute! 🩵 Do they know each other? 👀 Is this an Augustverse connection?! So many gorgeous details!! The long socks! The carpet! & the glass of milk lol 🥛😉💀 & the glasses! I swear they look just like mine🤓

Thelnie

I knooooow. In my mind, he knows and he's a little annoyed and a little amused and he's toying with her a bit. eeeeeee

alisha 🌱

@divinefeminine: ahh omg thank you so much, lovely!! 🥹💖 oooh i love the idea that there's a crossover here; maybe speaker here is the same one from the hallmark audio, and travelled out from mistleton to meet an online friend? or maybe the listeners from the 2 audios are pen pals? 🤭 and omg i love your style of glasses—i always find that frame shape to be so chic!!

sarah 💫

Rachel your brain is SO BIG AND BEAUTIFUL oh my word. I might have to pull the speechless card (which is usually only ever reserved for August) bc idek how to begin to describe how insightful and gorgeous your comment is. I just…there are so many parallels you’ve drawn that amplify the audio and give it so much more texture, ESPECIALLY “it’s not enough for him to just put it in; he has a specific vision for how he fucks L” YES!! Gabriella and I chatted a bit about this below but this scenario/dynamic/character is actually so so so SOO romantic 💘 two freaks seeing and celebrating each others’ sloppy debauchery despite an initial mini emotional roadblock is what all those love songs are all about 🥰 Amen to your thoughts about overstim UGH so so good and such a perfect plot device for the possessiveness *and* the “I’m trying, I’m trying, I’m tryna let you ride it out” like??? The nerve to go borderline [service dom]/free use after all that mocking degradation is…..😵‍💫 I can’t. I have no words. I’m so with you on this Speaker being very super extremely special, he has catapulted to the top of the charts 📈 he really does feel like a mix of a classic Mean speaker with some loverboy/soft guy flavor. Name a deadlier combo, I’ll wait ⏱️ It’s always such a joy to read your amazing insights, you are so so skilled at drawing connections and bringing an already-stupendous listening experience to greater heights! 💌

sarah 💫

OMG THIS IS SO AMAZING Alisha you’ve done it again!!! I’m so so so blown away by allll the references? These are the ones I’ve found so far: • “girl’s night!” note + tights - best friend’s younger brother • mistleton postcard - corny holemark romcom • glass of milk + belt - just grinding • makeup - free use roommate • SPF - pool stranger • night of the living dead poster - drive in cuties • open laptop - witch potion audio • glasses - nerdy oral toy mayhaps?? • no doorknob - hot neighbor hears your hookup LMAO • dnd rug??? I’m not familiar with dnd but the (incredible) rug pattern looks so familiar!! 🎲 • Snowcloud!! 🌧️ • Coat behind the door - snowed in roommate?? • This is a stretch but the window in the reflection of the mirror miiight be a nod to quarantine phone sex? I’m beginning to realize how much projection goes into these awesome “I Spy” experiences lmao 🥲 Idt I caught all of them but it was so fun looking for them in your lovely, detailed work! You’re such an incredible artist, tysm for sharing 😍

Rya Li

bro and i thought MY august story was wild omg

alisha 🌱

@sarah: i can never ever thank you enough for coming up with the i spy idea; it's been so much fun designing and watching everyone play along!! 🥹💖 you've definitely got a ton of the references i intended!! for the rug, it's actually a summoning circle for the demon audio—BUT dnd does have representation: there's a d20 in the discord icon but it might be a little crunched in the compression 🫣 the coat on the door doubles as the snowed in roommate and the bomber jacket from the stardew stream~ and omg i never considered the window being related to the quarantine audio; that's such a genius reference to make!! thank you so much for always being so lovely and for playing along with these pieces!!

sarah 💫

@Rowan AHH that is SO lovely to say, thank you!! 🥹 I used to write a TON as a young adult (mostly fanfic, lil original short stories, and a smattering of poetry) and have been trying to pick it up again haha funnily enough, writing out these comments actually helps me get back in the groove 💃🏻 you’re so sweet, thank you!! @alita aww thank you!! “Lewds before dudes” t shirts incoming 🫡👚GODDD that line drove me up the wall, I think I blacked out after hearing it the first time, I don’t blame you for not catching while running into walls 🤕 @lola ugh Sabrina just *gets it*! Pftjrjf omg “lewds with the hot dude” is so good 😏 my headcanon is that F couldn’t help herself and got frisky in the shower and M overheard her anddddd they never made it to that warm cozy restaurant. Oh well! 🤷🏻‍♀️ @hexa “hey, I’m depraved on account I’m deprived! 😔” - listener character @divinefeminine I’m getting it tattooed ON MY NECK ugh it’s just so like, primal and possessive while also being so so tender and intimate? And vulnerable! The neck is a sensitive, vulnerable place 🥺🦋🦋🦋 @gabriella me drinking coffee reading your reply @ me 😍☕️📰 THE LAUGH PRECISELY HE’S EVIL (I need more). I legit snickered at “he sees himself in her” msnshsjsk yes exactly, I think the M/F duos in the ACU feel so meaningful bc they really understand each other and just want to provide a sexually/emotionally gratifying experience for the other, whatever that may look like, and there’s zero shame or judgment. OMG suchhhh a great point about “perfect for meeee” it’s never just bc F meets an unrealistic standard YES! It’s so personal and exclusive to M. That’s exactly it, you get it so bad. like yeah it’s a bit silly but it also matters. I might sound ridiculous saying this but it literally gives me hope? For like, the future, for communities, for people. the world may be a hellscape rn but there’s also pockets of kindness and goodness if you look for it (like here with you lovely folks). Not to go on a rant but it’s also just really really comforting to know that, despite how evil and scary lots of men have seemingly become, there are still men who are making art for women/femmes with THIS level of care, consideration, and meaning. Even if he does destroy us all every week 😔 @mimi AHH YOU’RE SO SWEET THANK YOU!! 💗💗💗 it’s going alright so far, I hope yours is going well too!

sarah 💫

For the freaks with one forearm slightly bigger than the other 💪🏼🥴

sarah 💫

Ok sorry one more thing: it hit me that the possessiveness/ownership here feels especially meaningful and devastatingly hot bc of F’s goonerific tendencies. Like F can rot their brain with videos and pictures and audios (oh my!) but at the end of the day, their pleasure belongs to M. No matter how many “guy jerking off video…..WITH SOUND!!” clips they watch, it’ll never compare to bouncing on it while biting down on their own shirt as M murmurs “whose is it?” against their neck. Like. HOW DO YOU GO BACK TO JUST BROWSING r/menstrokingit after that?? You zont. The “break that addiction” line hits sooo hard bc he’s basically giving F a new addic(k)tion 😵‍💫 anyway i’ve gone catatonic, happy Monday

alisha 🌱

sarah, you cannot drop these revelations on me in the middle of the day like this???? the thought of how desperate they'll be when he has to fly home??? the insane phone sex they'd have until their reunion?? the feral and possessive non-stop nights that lead into days when they finally reunite??? i need to sit down and learn how to breathe again; i'm addic(k)ed to their dynamic from here on out now!!

moira 🎃👻

Alisha, I love these pieces, they are such a treat for my eyes!! The way you draw these are so satisfying and it’s a fun little game trying to find all the references you include! You, my gal, are just so damn smart and talented! 💖

hexa

it also feels like a large part of the way she expresses her sexual self is her relationship with herself. she doesn’t see actual possibility for her in this dude who flew halfway across the country to be right in front her. this addiction is created and there’s a cycle she’s caught in—i mean, she’s clearly got her routine of how to deal with her stress and horniness—why not just wait forever and see if he makes a move? he breaks that cycle by snapping her out of it (heh). bringing a whole new woooooorld into their friendship.

alisha 🌱

@moira: wahh you're always so sweet; thank you!! it makes my heart sing every time i hear how much fun people are having zooming in on the details and finding easter eggs~ i'm so forever grateful for how kind and wonderful you are and this community is!! 🥹💖

moira 🎃👻

yes, I’m okay!! ty for asking, just some small bruises. I’ll heal, I’ve gotten worse injuries from throwing ass lol

sarah 💫

@alisha STOP…..the way they’ll need to take work breaks in the middle of the day just to call each other for a lil cyber quickie in the office bathroom oh my god. The absolutely filthy texts and voice notes???? We’ve had “pornstar” as a name used for F but I totally see M executing ownership while he’s away by sending *her* videos (of himself) for goon material. I’m actually melting 🫠 @hexa that’s such an incredible point! She’s trapped herself so far into a corner that she can’t even see what’s in front of her (hot friend from out of town) as a very viable possibility. M has to be the one to break in and break her out by holding a mirror to how depraved she is and then celebrating/owning that depravity🫰🏼

DivineFeminine

I’m obsessed with the Tarot card concept of this! Truly beautiful all around! You deserve your flowers because this is mesmerizing…so many intricate details! 💐 The tarot card idea is g e n i u s. Have you drawn tarot cards for each character or maybe zodiac signs that you think might fit different August characters? (If your art gravitates around these ideas?)

Jess

Omg barking

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

It’s beginning to stress me out how obsessed I am with this Speaker… He has officially moved up on the I Need Him So Bad scale to a 9.89 thanks to everyone’s yummy reflections. Having gathered some strength, I will finally talk about the facefucking… I am elated and also so so Upset to see the return of the cock pendulum. It’s pure evil. And like the handjob, any wetness (in this case, drool) that L creates is obviously, naturally for him. Its whole purpose is to get his dick wet OBVIOUSLY DUH DOY! tHAT’S SO HOT. “Gag as much as you fucking moan”, L experiencing as much “punishment” (for being a a less than proactive host) as pleasure (for just being herself, someone he cares deeply about). There has never been a more fun punishment. “Nasty little slut like you” is Really good. Really really really really good. I can feel myself starting to decompensate even writing this… Okay, finally L’s demonstration of “what [they] deserve” is an even more lewd act, sucking on his balls. L deserves to be a cumslut, a toy which is so affirming because that’s what they were so ashamed of in the first place! I’m so proud of L finally being honest about what they want! This facefucking section is crazyyyyyyyyyyyy I’m losing my mind please memory wipe me so I can regain my sanity omgomgomgomg 💥🌋 Me to my own brain: https://imgflip.com/i/9i5lqo

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Literally plugging my ears and screaming, I need everyone to stop saying things about this audio!!!!! *I say having logged in Patreon.edu of my own volition*. "I totally see M executing ownership while he’s away by sending *her* videos (of himself) for goon material" Sarah, I already need this Speaker in ways that warrant clinical investigation, please stop speaking!!!!!!!!!! @hexa & @sarah: YES EXACTLY, I was just thinking about this earlier today because I cannot stop thinking about these two! This audio has come at the right time. I could definitely understand wanting to just goon and plays video games with current events being what they are, but this Speaker’s invitation to life and togetherness is so important and necessary right now. Such a tender invitation to vitality is absolutely what I/we need right now. And, as you said, a sense of her agency in interpersonal relationships. She actually can and should speak up about her needs and come up with solutions together in relationship rather than hiding away. Though it feels like the safer option, its safety is really just familiarity. It reminded me of that quote, "Please promise me not to hide when you’re in pain. It's not fair that we laugh together, and you cried alone". He's actually kinda mad she was "crying" alone. WHICH IS SO ROMANTIC AND LOVELY I'M GOING TO LOSE IT. So yes, to your point elsewhere, sarah, these audios, this space, and August himself really do give me a lot of hope!!! “Hope you like it!” haunting! How could you possibly say that having released an Instant Classic?! I’m SICK to my STOMACH! 🤢

erin 🤸‍♂️

one activity i love to do with my friends is backslide into moral duplicity and hedonism <3 but seriously. i love how emotionally complex your speaker characters/scenarios are getting. it’s just so fun to engage with erotic media that’s not just… “are you okay, babe? it looks like you had a bad day at The Job.” or whatever BFE set up. we come here for Story, for Good Writing, for Well Equalized Audio. and some fucked up stuff (in the best way). anyway, thanks for siphoning this audio out of my thoughts somehow

erin 🤸‍♂️

also listener was definitely watching owen gray jack off. there’s actually a 0% chance they WEREN’T watching owen gray.

💕Lauren💕

@DivineFeminine You’re too kind! This was actually my first time drawing a tarot card and actually never thought of doing that with other August characters! Thats so smart! Let me know which character you might wanna see! That sounds so fun💕

Xóchitl

the way this audio has me coming back like a moth to a flame is actually crazy 💀💀

adrian ⛓️

having a true Winter Soldier™️ moment because I can't listen to this until tomorrow. gnawing at the bars of my enclosure, thoughts and prayers welcome

yanna

chefs kiss goonerific

rachel 🍓

@Lola thank you so much!! this audio really got the brain worms riled up! 💗🧠🪱 @Lauren “the super gooner” 😭💀 you are definitely not alone! the Witch Potion audio and I are familiar friends! haha even just *thinking* about the edging part in that audio leading up to the final Os sends shivers up my spine; it’s among the hottest few minutes of audio erotica my ears have ever enjoyed! 🧪🫶🏼 omg please join me in manifesting a morning sex audio; I’ll lay out candles for both of us! 🕯️🕯️🧎🏻‍♀️ YEAHHH, that line is *so* good 🙂‍↕️ the abundant, clit-focused dirty talk in this one, in general, was a slam dunk for me! the restraint, even cruel precision, of the dialogue when S catches L + the tone of his voice is such a thrilling listening experience; coaxing us into this erotic purgatory where we know we’re in “trouble” but are still being made to anticipate our “punishment”… how terrifying (I’m doing cartwheels 🤸🏻‍♀️😍✨)! Now you get to reassure *me* that I’m not the super gooner!!! haha LOVE to hear you also find comfort and relaxation in the audios + I agree, the happy ending of this audio is perfect 💌 thank you so much for your sweet words re: my writing!! 💖 I have not written any scripts, though admittedly, I’ve been curious about it! I do write other stuff (mostly poetry, short stories, + personal essays), but exclusively for fun/as a creative outlet for myself. Maybe someday I’ll give scriptwriting a try!

ky❣️💌🌷

😩 thank you for voicing every single one of my thoughts so i don't have to. lmk when i can return the favor queen

ky❣️💌🌷

i can't. I CANNOT. WHY DID YOU REMIND ME ABOUT "WHOSE IS IT"

ky❣️💌🌷

[waving my finger up and down the length of the big, sexy comment] mm. exactly

ky❣️💌🌷

😭😭😭 GREETINGS FRKM MISTLETON????? be still my heart!!!!!

ky❣️💌🌷

as always a sarah banger!!!!!!! obviously i love reading your comments but it inevitably hurts so bad bc you always make me think about the most yummy/insane/debilitatingly sweet parts again. haven't i suffered enough! 💞

alisha 🌱

@ky: i hear it's a lovely vacationing spot!! 🤭💖 especially if you're looking for a strong man who runs extremely fast

rachel 🍓

@charlie omfg as someone who in another life would 1000% be in academia in some capacity, your sweet reply is *such* high praise; thank you so much! 😭💗 I’m floored every time anyone says they enjoyed reading my long ass comments, but then to share that my thoughts enriched your own engagement + made the audio “hotter”?! I’m at a total loss for words in the best way!!! 💌 if an accredited university wants to offer a PhD in AITW audios, I’m there! Dr. rachel 🍓 has a nice ring to it… 🤓🎓

joe

damn the listener (me???) is a little asshole!!! girl get your ass up and go OUT with your friend cmon now

joe

bye the cw for gooner real asf

DivineFeminine

No way! That speaks volumes about your talent! Also, that’s so sweet of you to ask 💞 Nemesis would be awesome to see! I think we mentally have our own vision of what the Augustverse characters look like, and it’s so fun to see someone else’s depiction through art as it’s been done so in the comments. ☺️

💕Lauren💕

You're too sweet! Also the nemesis one sounds very interesting! Omg okay, you’ve inspired me, I shall go do research

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I am back as threatened. On the purposeful creation of particular emotional experiences, the other audio that evoked this same panic, this same feeling of the L costume being ill-fitting was Nerdy Oral Toy. On first listen, I felt like L was a different species of person. I couldn’t imagine having an sexually talented sweetiepie come over multiple times a week to get me off for….nothing in return? L seemed so selfish and cruel. Then I sat with it and had to chew on why the costume felt ill-fitting. Why couldn’t I see a world where someone would do that for me? Why would I assume M isn’t getting anything out of it? So on and so forth until DT #19 fundamentally changed what I thought I was capable of and I could finally gain some traction on my understanding of the Listener character. And now it’s one of my favorite audios (what does that even mean anymore with the quality of work all the time omfg)! I can see more of the Listener’s character’s complexity, and that’s due to the very destabilizing experience of feeling so out of sync with L initially. Similarly here, my tummy hurt so so so so so much listening to the feelings he shared in the first four minutes, even more so after relistening after reading your essay. I was already crawling out of my skin with shame, but I felt so gutted, just as you said. And while I initially felt like I wanted to run from L, now I want to embrace some of those things that made me want to run in the first place. Maybe there are parts of myself that I see in her that I find unpalatable and want to ignore (lacking faith or even vision to see a world where someone I want really bad wants me equally as much), but through the Speaker character’s tender care, I can actually encounter those difficult aspects and embrace them warmly. If that makes sense???? I feel like I’m rambling. But that’s all to say that I totally agree with your point on being fortified by August’s audios. The worlds here are more ethically aligned with my visions of the world and have much more space for dreaming (because I am always respected, valued, and taken care of here in creative ways that are adaptive to my needs at any given time). If that’s not an ecosystem ripe for parsing out my visions for a just world, developing a rich understanding of the Erotic, and just generally being socially reproduced so I can keep chugging along, then I don’t know what is! Okay, back to bothering the Pulitzer people!!!

rachel 🍓

@Gabriella GABRIELLA 💗🥹🫵🏼 your “THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS OMG” is exactly how I feel about every comment of *yours* that graces this corner of the internet!!! Your comments are seminal (🤭) AITW secondary literature in my household! 📚 to say that a comment of mine was “vital” to your experience of the audio is so insanely fucking NICE (😭 <- me fr, I’m a crybaby!!) and truly means the world coming from you. 🫶🏼🤸🏻‍♀️ ✨ what a gift to not only enjoy your galaxy brain impressions + analyses every week, but also have the pleasure of being in conversation with you as you read my thoughts. You get me every time! 💌 This on-stage in a play vs. in the audience analogy for comparison of August’s audios vs. others?! 🤯 as STUNNING as it is ACCURATE! August was not the first VA I listened to on GWA, but he’s the only VA I listen to consistently now bc of that very difference. Once you’ve tread the boards, being in the audience during the performance of a play you’d really like to be in will always leave you feeling a bit hollow, no matter how good the production! In other words, since discovering August, I’ve experimented with listening to other people, but I find even when I really like the tags/scenario/voice/SFX, *something* is always missing for me, and you’ve filled in that blank! I’m sure it comes off as very pick-me to say August is the best in the game, but legitimately for me, that’s absolutely true. His audios are an invitation to convene in a collective emotional experience, housed within these precious little Fabergé egg worlds he’s so thoughtfully constructed! There’s something here about us all basically practicing the Stanislavski method in the way he seems to approach the Speaker characters + how audios set listeners up to relate to the Listener characters, but I can’t quite figure out how to articulate it… I’m already feeling spoiled, yet remain greedy for any and all Gabriella thoughts! I’ll eagerly accept further reading from you should it come my way! 🥰 EDIT: further thoughts dropped as I was writing this lmao I will be back to respond to those! 🫡

Huniii

I've lost my marbles help me

Huniii

also boom chika BOOM i love getting caught being a freaky freak and i loveee how the Speaker came in and you could tell by your tone that you already knew what we were doing YEOOOWCHHHH

Huniii

gooning gooner okay im finished

rachel 🍓

@sarah to even mention a potential response to my comment that you’d typically reserve for August’s work!!! SARAH!!! 😭🫶🏼 I’m genuinely so fucking honored; that is such a MASSIVE compliment! Thank you so much 💗 Sorry to get sappy for a second, buttttt I have to say that I know I would’ve never gotten to a place where I felt brave enough to post these kinds of thoughts if it were not for your example and enthusiasm in every AITW comment section. all to say, any Big Beautiful Brain I have (🥹) is just one small part of the Big Beautiful Brain Trust comment legacy you’ve had a major hand in cultivating! So so grateful for your presence in this community. 💌 TOTALLY AGREE; this audio is profoundly romantic, completely a love story by my estimation! It’s that moment of recognition and the resulting expansion of what S&L can be for one another when they realize that they want the same things (💕time spent together + some freaky fucking 💕), but were just communicating it differently that really seals it for me. Swoon! The whiplash of the degradation -> service dom vibes was soooo yummy, I’m dizzy! Per usual, August’s play with contrasts never disappoints! ⚡️ Classic Mean + loverboy miiight be my new fave Speaker flavor swirl 🍦… I am also down bad for the Goofy Cutiepie Speakers who can fuck L up in every conceivable way she could ever desire (Concert F2L 🥰), but this is certainly my new fave flavor of Mean. The degradation hits best when it originates from a place of deep care + is motivated by the ultimate desire to affirm an L’s freakiness imo!! ❤️‍🔥👹

sarah 💫

@gabriella YES the tendency to self isolate is soooo so real and F wanting to hide her addiction instead of opening up (literally) to M is so relatable and easy but overall creates a deeper chasm between them. AHHHH that quote is so so achingly sweet I cannot handle this‼️ M wishing she would’ve just been honest about her freak from the get go so they could indulge *together* is soooo so cutesy I cannottttt 🫠 @ky I’M SORRY I’m haunted by the “whose is it” ghost and had to spread the spirit 👻

sarah 💫

Well IT’S TRUE!! 🫵🏼💖 I just react to incredibly written art/commentary this way, it shant be helped! pls don’t apologize for the sap, this is a sap safe space!! 🫂🌲 that is so so kind of you to say, *I’m* honored that you feel I’ve helped contribute to the Big Beautiful Brain Trust (BBBT 😍🧠) around here and it’s so heartwarming to see commenters like you cultivate it further! I’ve had bouts of self consciousness re: my near constant presence so that is just SO lovely to hear from you 🥹 I really truly feel like Contrasts is his specialty. I’ve never experienced such authentic duality from ONE VA’s performance before (whether it’s this audio, DT 6, THTT, etc), it leaves us feeling insanely spoiled, getting the best of ALL worlds 😇 UGH YESSS hard agree 💯 A mean, condescending M w a gooey loverboy center is just… mmmph delish 😋🍫

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I’ll pray for your patience and for your sanity after you listen LOL good luck

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I literally “I listen for the plot” right here 👌🏼 The writing, the SFX, the performance, all are always top-tier quality work.

Benichu

This is way too much 🥵

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Omgggggg this Stanislavski comparison is making my grey matter vibrate. I think you’re onto something! This is such an interesting idea. Maybe?????: 🎭 Character = Relationship 🎭 Super-objective = to have sexually-fulfilling, nut-nut sex (always and in different ways each time) 🎭 Given circumstances & Magic “If” = Speaker & Listener to varying degrees dependent on the needs of the Story A bit more zoomed out, as listeners, we’re having a wide range of complex experiences via each audio world, and these rehearsals for living are inevitably folded into our thoughts and behaviors in other domains of our lives. The “practice” here gains expression in the moments of “performance” IRL. Or even, more simply, changes the experiences of listening to audios in this very space! I pull from the experience of listening to various DTs often. All of them are transformative on some level, but #6, #9, #14, #16, #17, #19, #20, and #24 are perhaps my personal standouts and have changed how I think about everything else. But again, the DTs each have sexual alchemical properties. Cannot sing the praises of the DTs enough (I do not need to make this appeal to you lmaoooo) Okay, I will finally be quiet so you may respond 🤐

Selene 🌙

*Reaches over to take some delicious popcorn* "Ooooh, thank you Dana. Oh, is anyone craving sweets? I have plenty to share." 🍫🍬 *Leans down to open an overnight bag full of goodies*

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

It’s the middle of the night and I just had an epiphany. I just realized that —most likely— “Guy Jerking Off With You (With Sound)” is the title of the video she was watching and wasn’t a statement made by Speaker 😂😭

hexa

Missed it AGAIN

Didi

So true about the plot that I sometimes get too absorbed by the initial story and forget I’m listening to something naughty

alisha 🌱

i love that the "(with sound!)" addition implies that he was previously uploading jo videos that were completely silent 😭

Elizabeth

You put something different in this one, I’m still so obsessed with it

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Alisha ffs 😂😂😂😂😂 I wonder if the that means the first video was completely silent, or he just sat there jorking it in silence with a few awkward breaths 😭😭😭😭😭

Thelnie

This has “Stop talking about grandpa audios - you guys are sick” energy. 🫣

Effie

Mr. Mute the mic when he has a sip of water cause we're all degens.

adrian ⛓️

this is an excellent chaser to DT #24

秦词

Awww thanks Dana. I’ll have some. Ooohhh what flavour is this? *crunch crunch* I’ll have some sweets too! Thanks Selene! *reaches over* Anyone wants crisps?

rachel 🍓

@sarah 🫂 I totally relate to the self-consciousness (fellow sufferer of cantshutthefuckup-itis 🤕✊🏼), but please know that you have a lifetime all-yap-cess pass as far as my readership of your comments is concerned! 🎫 contrasts should be under the special skills section on August’s audio erotica CV; “the best of all worlds” is precisely the result!! I admire how he creates with contrasts in a way where they never feel in competition or as if one contrasting idea is brought in exclusively in service of spotlighting its opposite, if that makes sense? he always plays with the differences in a way where they galvanize each other. Particularly in this erotic context, it tends to totally scratch my switchy itch!!! 🎛️🌈 @Gabriella omg *two* Gorgeous Gabriella comments for me to respond to? You’re a menace (affectionate)! 😍 no surprise, you’ve somehow taken my ill-conceived Stanislavski spaghetti-at-the-wall and made it coherent!! Absolutely no notes. I am seated. I think we’re ready to open our New York acting studio a la Strasberg + Adler + Meisner. I’ll start scouting studio real estate in the Village ASAP!!! 🎭 I distinctly remember your comment on DT #19 about how it transformed your understanding of Nerdy Oral Toy! It resonated because I felt the same way, but with Teaching Your Slutty Friend Some Respect! To weave your point above re: embracing difficult aspects of our personhood via ill-fitting/destabilizing Ls + your point in the most recent reply re: complex experiences we have listening to each audio folding into the way we understand ourselves in relation to the other work here and beyond: I hope it doesn’t sound glib to say that my takeaway is that there is an intrinsic intertextuality between all of the audios that makes this profound fortification possible! None of the work exists in isolation. It’s constantly in conversation with itself AND what our lived experiences/present mood/preferences bring to the fireside chat! What I think I love most about the DTs (other than, duh, just being fucking hot lmao) is they can serve as a forum for some prominent ideas infused in the scripted stuff, be it as a sketchpad (DT #4 -> Concert F2L) or as a retrospective (Snowed in Roommates -> DT #12). How cool *and* consequential that these “conversations” happen on a self-referential oeuvre level (per my previous examples) as well as a personal perception level (DT #19 + Nerdy Oral Toy for you/DT #19 + Slutty Friend for me)!!! also omfg, I feel so seen in you knowing how much I ride for the DTs hahaha they’re what evangelized me to the Patreon after all! Forever in debt to DT #10! 🕯️🧎🏻‍♀️ I fear I may have shoveled too much of my liberal arts bullshit onto the already-ample-with-ideas audio porn, soooo it’s high time *I* zip it!!! TLDR; the audios are Very Good + Very Hot + every new drop somehow makes the audios that came before it even richer to revisit! 💡⚡️

charlie

the amount of comments here is actually crazy 😭😭 i love my horny book club. for some reason my notifications on the app are being weird and aren't bringing me to the comment/reply they're related to, so i just keep scrolling through and seeing so many wild takes and essays and it's very fun

aj

took a long break from listening as i just had a hysterectomy 🎉 started my comeback with this one and it genuinely rattled my screws loose. thank you <3 it was much needed.

Jules 🎀

he put crack in this one omg

Meech

i was feral before this and now i am unwell

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Oh my goodness! I hope you're recovering well and *what* a way to make a comeback!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Not glib at all, in fact, super delicious idea!! That's so so interesting, and I hadn't ever looked at the scripted audios and DTs in conversation that way even though OF COURSE THEY ARE! Again, thank you for writing this!! I even want to extend this idea to the scripted audios being in the world of physical action and the DTs the world of emotional memory? And in both worlds, as you said, we are feeding in our experiences/present moods/preferences at the time to create whole new third things that are more than sum of their parts! "How cool *and* consequential that these “conversations” happen on a self-referential oeuvre level (per my previous examples) as well as a personal perception level (DT #19 + Nerdy Oral Toy for you/DT #19 + Slutty Friend for me)!!!" Just jumping up and down and clapping YES!!! And I *also* had this experience with Slutty Friend a month ago, but definitely the pathway for me was DT #19 ➡️ Nerdy Oral Toy ➡️ Slutty Friend for titrating ideas about my being a domme and someone else's desire for me. I *must* figure out how to get my insurance to pay for my Patreon subscription ⚕️ You absolutely did not shovel anything, you KNOW I am always ready to dive into analysis, thank you for a *second* thoughtful, enriching response! @sarah too, the expiration date on our All Yap-cess Passes are 06/2069, so while our days are numbered, I think we have time to get it all out 💗. And now I've remembered that today is Wednesday, so tomorrow is Thursday, and there will be a new boy from whom we will unhinge our jaws and cramp our fingers. The unrelenting toil of being a yappy Patreon here 😖 (I'm so excited, I'm going to plotz!)

Agatha Li

@dana, Great catch! I totally thought that was just a Speaker comment at first! @alisha, methinks maybe a subtle meta nod at audio-supremacy (as all of us audio girlies can attest to) 😎

Agatha Li

Not the callout that “vanilla stuff doesn’t do it for you anymore” 👀😩 🧎🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️

AlitaNYM

I'm right there with you

AlitaNYM

That's why I'm back here again! 🤷🏽‍♀️

AlitaNYM

Wishing you a peaceful recovery!!!!💋💕

Peony

@alisha🌱 Why am I now imagining an old-timey silent film version of a JO video? 😭

✨Vi✨

800 comments! Records breaking yayyyyyyyyyyy✨ 🎉 (although we let him win with the callouts AGAIN my good ppl😭🤦‍♀️💀 omfg how bratty he's gonna get in 2025??)

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

YEAH!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I AM SAT 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿here you go, everyone! Are we aiming to a 1000?! WOOHOOOOO

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

@Peony: Those upbeat piano music with like, text cards that pop up to explain the scene?😭😭

Peony

@Dana: the exaggerated facial expressions, the deteriorated film quality, the weird playback speed, the whole works!

✨Vi✨

@Dana babe we are just fueling this brat energy🤦‍♀️ *throwing one more tank of oil into fire*

✨Vi✨

We are accomplicing it…AGAIN🤦‍♀️😭

eri 🦇

this has me in a chokehold currently 😭 august what kinda CRACK did u put in this one?? 😭😭😭😭

MichaelCeraVe

I think they like it August. 😆

YourAuralFixation

For fucks sake 😵‍💫 The degradation just hits so well 🫠 And the SNAPPING?! The way it caused my brain to short circuit is criminal... ⬜⬜⬜ JFC... I've been trying to recover these past 5 days, but I keep hitting the play button and I'm ruined all over again. Oh nooooo

Selene 🌙

Yup! Just send me a care package because I don't want to be bailed out.

Amanda

I think you put some msg in this one because this is ADDICTINGLY GOOD. I keep coming back and even played it while I was in public because I needed my fix which I never done before 😩

KWoww

Well, I'm late for work again.

KWoww

Not only is he getting away with it but we are saying thank you and begging for more...

KWoww

*pulls over a blankie* We all need something to read while waiting for our toys to recharge...

KWoww

Tag yourself. I'm "good shivers".

Ethel M.

I hope you get a lot of new subscribers once this hits Reddit. I know I'm breaking my no buy for this.

anodaw89

COYG! 😂 iykyk

AlitaNYM

FINE. I'm back here again OK!?!? 🫠

aali

the world moved on… but me? im still here

alyssa

First listen and WHY didn’t I know it was out sooner 😡

alyssa

Speaker: “nice dick”

alyssa

*literally belongs to august* 😂

jasminegreentea

"that's a good slut, you're gonna cum like a good slut" "that's my perfect little cumslut" HELP ME sdjklghlsdkghklsdjhgkl 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

Amanda

GIRL I've been anticipating for the audio to be posted on Reddit. It's going to crash the site with how much attention it will get 😅

phonons

Omg! A fellow Arsenal fan in Augustopia!!

Grace

Real 🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️

hexa

@sarah he’s right there, in all his twisted romcom glory: urging her to connect while celebrating the freaks they both are! @Gabriella I completely agree that this audio came at the right time. Safety is really just familiarity. Anything else feels like chaos. Oooof that QUOTE. That’s scary beautiful.

anodaw89

This was the last place I thought I'd be called a gooner. Lmao

lubear

wishing you a good recovery <33

cass

when i say i want condescending THIS IS WHAT I MEAN!!!

kaye

i dont know what i was expecting coming back to listen to this but. dude. oh my goodness gracious. i think i kind of ascended this is one of my favorites now. the gooner mention caught me so off guard laughing but GOD this dialogue is so good 😭

cc

Is it just me? I want that background masturbation audio too!!! 🔥

aliyah

method acting like crazy rn (listening to this when i should be studying, knowing i’ll be too distracted and turned on to focus very well anyway)

Rachel

this is sooooo anxiety inducing as someone who would never not plan things for a visiting friend. feeling very brave for not fast forwarding through the beginning

Rachel

“do you wanna make out” is somehow the most intimate part of this and I love it

Rachel

also the debrief at the end 🥰🥰🥰

Rachel

in conclusion: I love these little freaks!!!!!! your characters are always so three dimensional and I have so much affection for them in a way I’ve never experienced with other audios. just delightful

sonnyangel

btw the way u say ur close makes me want to ask what are we

Connie Lieber

God SAME. It makes my inner southern housewife clutch her pearls in horror, while secretly being extremely turned on.

emelthefae

truly did NOT expect to be called a gooner…

emelthefae

What’s this discord I’m seeing mentioned ? 👀

Berry

whoop whoop, it's a new series where i share a song that a scripted audio reminds me of with no explanation, let's go! for this one: charli xcx - boys

Grace

Ooo I love this new series!

makenzi

Witch’s potion audio

🪷Lily🪷

The chokehold this audio has on me right now is insane…. Thank you for your services August 😮‍💨 you’re doing Gods work

moira 🎃👻

listened this morning for the 15th time… immediately got hit with this when I opened IG: https://imgur.com/a/8X8Oca0 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 The fbi agent in my phone thinks they’re really funny 🤨

PrincessBubblegum🌸

Because of this audio in GWA I finally gave in and subscribed to you here! And Im loving it so far! 😏

Ethel M.

You should go straight to the valentines story, the one with the boyfriend's best friend

Bitty-bee

Ashamed to say that my reaction to that sassy “yikes” was something akin to Donnie Thornberry 😔

katsu

I’ll have you know I AM a fan of arts and culture….*starts the bookish concubine audio*

fedu

Ohh I want to join but the discord link won’t open 😔 oh nvm it workedd

sonnyangel

I wonder if august can see how many times i listen to an audio cuz thats embarrassing

moira 🎃👻

he can’t, thank god, bc that play button hates to see me coming back every day

AlitaNYM

This is EXACTLY what everyone else recommended to me when I first joined Patreon and my god.....it is....sublime. like WHOLE NOTHA LEVEL

truffle

the snapping is soooo devious man

guilty_ofloey

“so you tell me if you want it” with that chuckle in the middle wrecks me every time

guilty_ofloey

so after my 9284725th listen i can say that

Ni

Me too

makenzi

If I could live inside that “yes, yes, yes…” The tone and timbre you put on that one? Fatal, boss. Lethal.

gen

just subscribed im abt to have a field trip my bean is gonna be so cooked💔

S

I really enjoyed the nemesis one and I didn't think it'd be up my alley 👀

yanna

im dying LMAOOOO

Pie 🥧

Im here again. 🫣

anna

the guy jerking off (with sound) background audio has me fiending for some kind of fdom listener has msub speaker jerk off for her situation. but anyway.

gen

update: let’s just say I had an amazing nap🙏🏾

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Snarling and howling at this image. The people need a bit of msub with a pleasure domme!

adrian ⛓️

this is *definitely* not the catholic guilt speaking, but are we ever gonna get a priest/religious corruption audio?

Gabby

It was all good but min 26-30 had me continuously taking hit after hit. Likeee -Feeling it going inside😚 -“Marking” by leaving them sore 😮‍💨 -“Whose is it”!!!! 🤤 -“Baby” 🫠 -“Say my name”🥵 -“Look at me”🫡 -“I got you”🥺 -“Good girl”🏅 -“Come for me”🏁 -“You’re good?”🥹 CAN I LIVE?!

Steffie

This was so good!!

Rachel

yes please!!

Pie 🥧

The craziest part about coming back here is I come back and now I know most of the girlies commenting here hahaha.

S

hey what's up pie lol

S

mormon missionary is my vote please 🙏

R

Wait!! Is this the first bi speaker character???? Omg love

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

I took a spontaneous little solo trip and now the weather sucks. Kinda just want to stay in but I keep hearing Arts and Culture August calling me a fucking gooner. 😭

moira 🎃👻

Just wanted to be the 900th comment for my most listened to audio for February 💻💙

Angel

yea something about this just makes me keep coming back

moira 🎃👻

Ik he can’t see which audios individual users are listening to but ik we have BLOWN UP the listens stats for this one 😫

sonnyangel

he should know how much this one means to me

S

(fire frog)

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Holy shit 905 comments! GOD DAMN GOONERS, every single one y’all (me included 👀)

S

969 bby

S

shh he'll hear you (I drop that on a quarter in 3 days, bring it on)

S

funny u say frozen... they were for Disney on ice 💅🏽

S

sommelier alita

S

could it be the patreon subscription 🤔

DivineFeminine

Good eye! Glad someone caught that little gem ☺️

AlitaNYM

🫡🍷 ILY💋

makenzi

Anything for you, MY LOVE

makenzi

🫵🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

risa

I keep coming back to this one specifically for the part where he’s like open your mouth and bite the shirt

Aura

OH MY GOD YOU!!!!! ‼️🤬💢😳😚💘🌸 yes, i goon. I love this!

Aura

Sweet dreams! I have to be up in 6 hours, going to the sunday market, and i've been gooning since last night 🥴 i will fight (for) you

Aura

I'm listening to this again? Good morning

🪷Lily🪷

I’m obsessed with this man’s audios. I can’t even

risa

You get me 🙂‍↕️

Aali

18:52-19:13 omg this part!!! I think I had to replay this at least 5 times it’s so good. The begging!!!!

tacobellbreakfastcrunchwrap

the snapping telling the listener to focus goes so crazy i need it added to another audio immediately

PT

Many listens later, still not over "do you wanna make out?" and the way M whispers "can I kiss your neck?"... The mix of roughness and tenderness and care in this audio is simply lethal.

Roombacat

Ik my fellow femcels LOVEEE this one

sav

The dirty talk in this one is insaneee

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Finally I’m back here LOL. I almost ALMOST forgot how good, beautifully filthy this audio is 🔥🤌🏼

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

If I’m being honest, I could use some more “balls” play(?) it’s just filthy and has so much potential

Rachel

the edge to your voice in this goes so crazy. the condescension!!!!! egot for voice acting

Huniii

ok I lied condescending Mdom might be my favourite

Liza

Contributing to the 1000 comment goal 💋

B N

I’ve listened to this one so many times. I love it when balls get some love, I go full pervert sicko mode for balls idc idc.

LibLizard

Coming back to say, this is a perfect audio. The snaps kill me every time 😩 and the mid make-out/check-in? 🫠

Rachael

You’re so real for this, it’s my favorite part of the audio

Sara

Omg the start was too relatable. You captured this dynamic so well, it brought up a suppressed memory. I went to Spain with my ex bff, we pre agreed half excursion/half chill by the pool/hotel. When we got there, she just wanted to chill bc she’d been there before (and never mentioned this!) and then gaslit me by saying she never said any of that. I went round with the tour guide for a bit until she finally joined me. The trip was awkward af. We aint friends no more 🙌🏼🙏🏼👏🏼

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Oh that sucks! I’m glad you at least went around with the tour guide, trip not so wasted.

Sara

🥹😘 yeah wasn’t all bad, I learned how to make gaspatcho 😋 and independently (which is big for me) found where the nearest pharmacy was bc my brain plays “worst case scenario while abroad” 😂

S3ven8

The audio that brought me to this Patreon, it’s so perfect 😭

Moll

who you calling gooner 🫵😦

Moll

One of the first audios I showed my husband after he asked about the Patreon statements on our credit card bill. He was sat. And took notes. It's funny relistening to it and being like "hey wait my man said that exact line 🤔"

Donna

I would've chosen not to leave tbh 🫠

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

955 comments; if this hits 1000 there should be some soundboard horn sound and stuff 😭😭😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

sonnyangel

28:10 changed my brain chemistry

Ren 🪷

and whenever you see mean/condescending mdom in the tags TRUST I will be there! 🚗💨

MiniPrincess_16

This is literally the first video I picked when I joined and I’m so obsessed!❤️‍🔥😘 Even loving the back ground filthy porn noises! Wish I could bottle this up and take with me on high stress days in the hospital!

Ari 🌕

HAHA — jokes on you narrator, smacking it ruins NOTHING FOR ME. *maniacal laughter*

Ari 🌕

In the mood to be bullied so I’ll hop into bed with visiting friend 🫶🏻 “you wanna see two guys fucking their hands in front of you is that it? greedy slut” 🫣

Ari 🌕

It might be delirium from lack of sleep but when he said gooner I said out loud to myself ‘what’s a goon to a goblin’ send help

Ari 🌕

You & me both, Ren.

Ari 🌕

Back again eight days later because I can’t stay away from the mean friend.

tacobellbreakfastcrunchwrap

ive commented on this probably an embarrassing amount of times, but its just so crazy how perfect the timing of this audio is

whatisgoingon

This freaking audio has me in a chokehold. It's like 2am and here I am 😭 It's the perfect mix of mean, dirty and dare I say sweet. "Show me what a desperate little cockslut you are"....SIR, stop calling me out 😅 And my favorite line, "here let me help you" followed by that breath he takes 😍 alright, sleep deprived me needs to stop oversharing lol

Ari 🌕

Couldn’t make it a month without commenting on this one. It really is perfection.

Ren 🪷

so I never moved on from this

Jaclyn

For real- sexiest part

Daphne 🦇

I listened to this one a few months ago and always wondered if the jerking off audio was recorded just for this. Then I listened to the skeptical customer audio for the first time two weeks ago and said “heyyyyyy I know those sounds” 😆

B N

Back again. The condensation and degradation here is 🌈🌈🌈🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🌈 magnifico ✨✨

serenity

so i’m still in the mf house

Izzie

degradation + snapping is an ELITE combo that needs to be in more audios

charlie

just need everyone to know that every time i think of museums or art or go to a gallery or something i think of this audio and come back to it...... we can't keep doing this

Jade Violet

20:56 snapping of the fingers, "focus up slut, can you focus?" in that fuckass tone... 😒 yeah yeah you're hotshit totally didn't cum my brains out or anything

J

the delivery on "that's what it's for" is truly 💣💥 it gets me every SINGLE TIME what drugs are in this this one????? HELP

bubbl3gum🫧

🫰focus up, slut🫰 Well that was a satisfying resolution to his little tantrum. THIS is elite houseguest etiquette. I’d send this boy off with a handwritten thank you note and a Tupperware filled with chocolate chip cookies for the flight home. Y’all come back now, y’hear? 👋😘

bubbl3gum🫧

😆 this is so funny! what a good man too ♥️

Ari 🌕

Sometimes when I’m getting ready to work out, I like to listen to this one to hype myself up 💪 [deg] gang unite

jimmy

i was come back to this audio :(( i luv mean august sm

anna

GIRL LOL

joyce (she/her)

“Yeah I’m not really worried about d*ck envy” ??????!!!!!???!!???!!!? omg

Rose

one of my favs. petition to release the audio of what the listener is watching 👀 prettiest moans ever