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ADDITIONAL TAGS: [Multiple Orgasms] [Masturbation] [Rule Breaking] [No Age] [Named Characters] [Size] [Thigh Kissing]

You're a teacher's assistant at a university, and one of your nicest, sweetest students, Simon, has an identical twin, August. They look almost exactly the same, but from the way he's shamelessly flirted with you at campus events, you know August is nothing like his brother. One lonely night, you get texts from his number, but you're not exactly sure who you're talking to. Maybe there's some perks to not being able to tell them apart...

Hii,

I don't even really know what this is! It's kind of a risky, gimmicky one in some ways, but I couldn't get the idea out of my head and I hope I did it justice.We're definitely out there in erotica-world so please set your suspension of disbelief accordingly. Hope you like it!

Take care, august 🌨️

Names Used: Sl-t, wh-re, baby, sweetheart, good girl CW:

Twins: So it's never made clear in the audio exactly what's going on, meaning which of the twins the Listener is talking to any given time and which one F ends up sleeping with. The Speaker character suggests, implies and outright claims to be one or the other at various times, but makes it clear he can't be trusted to tell the truth. It's communicated that if F goes forward with this, they won't know who it is. The ambiguity is accepted and consented to, there's no actual deception involved. There are a lot of potential scenarios involving the twins planning this together, or one of the twins working alone and pretending to be be both. You're free to interpret whichever one is hottest/makes the most sense to you. There is NO threesome discussion or suggestion. Student x TA: There is taboo "breaking the rules/risking your job" dirty talk, but no age play or age difference suggestion between the characters. University students can be any age, especially grad students. Part of the identity play is the idea of "plausible deniability", the fact that fucking August wouldn't be breaking the rules, and F themselves won't know if they did or not, and everyone will pretend like it never happened. Other Stuff: M tells F that he'd prefer not to use a condom, and asks if that's okay. They agree, though they later ask him to pull out, which he does. M asks F if they want to "clean him off"/give him head after intercourse, and while he is sweeter during this part, it's not really aftercare, and he continues the identity play. It's implied that they continue sex after the audio is over. If you need it, I have an Aftercare Audio under the moans tier or check out your favorite aftercare ending to another audio!

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g q

Here at the speed of light 🫡

moira 🎃👻

Oh my goodness, student x TA is back??

alisha 🌱

[identity play] oh my GOD?? with the amount of guesses on the poll post, i assumed someone must've guessed correctly, but this tag alone has me thinking that you surprised us all

loml

Mickey 17 REALNESS

✨Vi✨

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY [TWINS] WDYM WDYM

e

how do you manage to always come up with the most creative situations for audios? i’m always impressed fr 🤯

riri

As a philosopher once said "you get the best of both worlds"

gem ✨

This is such a funny, neat, and creative premise for an audio August. You really have a knack for constantly keeping us guessing as to what the plot of your next audio could possibly be. 😌

rachel 🍓

[TA x Student] - soooo does this mean we can cross “academic” off the bingo card? 😈❌ I had so many guesses of what this could be from the teaser in the poll post but never could’ve conjured this scenario! Super excited to hear something totally new with the two named M characters + [identity play] tag!

✨Vi✨

Also I am practically grading papers right now😭dude you are giving me a heart attack

Diana

my first birthday release omg!!

Cristal ✨

“I don’t even know what this is” lmaooo ok love the transparency 🤣

rachel 🍓

happy birthday, Diana! 🥳

Kate

‘Guess you’ll have to try both of us to find out’ 🫡

moira 🎃👻

Why is it always a straight shot to the cranium when August calls himself by name in audios…?

alisha 🌱

happy birthday, diana!! 💖

Cait

me reading the description: ???!!!! me listening: LET HIM COOK!!!!!!

sarah 💫

No literally just *reading* it in the description is like…..why is that so..??? 😵‍💫

sarah 💫

Whoop happy bday Diana!

manifest

the way i was telling my friend just yesterday that i needed a twin audio!!!! ig im really living up to my name lmaoo 😭 thank you august 🤭♥️

Agatha Li

I swear I’ve read a Sweet Valley High plot v similar to this before (minus the sex) - lol Simon would be the Elizabeth and August would be the Jessica👯? My youth flashing right before my eyes 👀 💁🏻‍♀️

Ethel M.

I once told my husband that if I had a choice of superhero for him to be, Dr Manhattan would be my choice, because I think I have a doubles or maybe even multiples kink.

✨️ Lola ✨️

TWINS???? 😭 the brain in you, August... T A S T E 🤌 [totally not in a zombie way] 👀

Cait

this was uncalled for and unfair!!!

alisha 🌱

about to cancel all my evening plans to play this on loop so that i can envision every combination of which twin is on the phone or comes over 🥰

dangie 💌

DID I READ THAT CORRECTLY? oh my god im gonna have an aneurysm

✨Vi✨

Happy birthday!!!

Xóchitl

i had an endoscopy done this afternoon and am still feeling a bit loopy from the anesthesia so this should make for an interesting listening experience 🤠

sarah 💫

Happy TWOSDAY to me!!! 👯😍 I have never in my life been into the twin thing but OF COURSE you have to go and spin the concept into something super original and interesting and unique oh my god, I am so fucking terrified (positive) Also I’m calling it rn there’s gotta be a “Simon says” joke in here at some point 🥸

六 liù

these tags 😭 i'm in for kt now

mina

bruhhhhh. as a “your ex fwb leaves you a jealous voicemail” enthusiast i started drooling like a dog the moment i heard the phone fx

sarah 💫

Oof that sounds intense, I hope your recovery goes well!

key

ayeee lemme lock in

alisha 🌱

the real reason for the delay is so that your twosday pun could be made 🫡

sarah 💫

LMAO Alisha I literally thought “is the twin premise the reason why he pushed it to chewsday?? 🤨”

sarah 💫

Never in a MAHILLION years would I guess it would be a [twin] audio??? Where even are we?? (Paradise 🏝️) Also great question about crossing off “academic”, I have a similar question about crossing “phone sex” off my personal bingo card bc of the [phone call] tag🧍🏻‍♀️👀 edit: there is indeed no phone sex so it’s remaining uncrossed on my card!

DivineFeminine

WHOAH Two of a kind, but double the trouble? 👀👬😵‍💫 Small side note but dude the cover photo 🤌🏼I always love the playful visual nods.

Diane 🌙

Every time “evil twin” is said, I’m thinking about Dr. Hibbert…”You know, isn't it interesting how the left, or sinister, twin is invariably the evil one? I had this theor... Wait a minute, Hugo's scar is on the wrong side! He couldn't have been the evil left twin!”

Anna 🌺🦕

guys im a twin. is this gonna be off putting to me or nah? help a girlie out

rachel 🍓

This will be my first twin audio ever, petrified (positive) something new is gonna be ✨unlocked✨ for me… wouldn’t be the first time! I also have [phone sex] on my personal card + would like to know if [phone call] counts! @August, can you weigh in? The devoted bingo card baddies have questions! 🎤

Pomme G Seeds

I feel like I've been taken out back and shot, except the bullet is a chocolate covered strawberry. I need a minute.

nasa 🧸

I need someone to talk to about that ending because that was diabolical 🥲

key

4mins in…. this is fun hehe

mari!

ik this dinner bout to HITTT

alisha 🌱

uhh it's very schrödinger's twin and he talks about maybe being the other twin but nothing is ever confirmed. hope that helps you decide if this one's for you!! 💖

Cait

10s across the board for all of this entire audio - BUT THE END WAS SO FUN!?

roxy

Ok this premise though…playing a character who’s pretending to be another character who‘s pretending to be the other char-…ok mind games 👀 How very Orphan Black of you

Foxyroxyboxy

😳😳😳😳 🫠🫠🫠🫠 ☠️☠️☠️☠️

nasa 🧸

the way I was just waiting for your puns help

kenna

haven’t even listened yet but the way you continue to gob smack, shock, gag and bewilder me everytime with these scenarios is just absurd

sarah 💫

@nasa I live to serve 🫡

ky❣️💌🌷

whaoahwoawhoawhoawhaowhpawhoa. WHOA. ‼️ the "i don't know what this is"-ness of the description is so funny. you're like twins? WHO SAID THAT ?! anyway . ur insane and i will listen to this later bc i know this will require my full attention even more than usual 😭

alisha 🌱

i'm never going to unsee the hitachiin twins thanks to this comment 😭 you have permanently altered my brain chemistry with this one

g q

Sneaky bastard….“If you’re right, that’s the one that comes over…if you’re wrong then it’ll be the other one” doesn’t this mean that whoever L guesses, the person on the phone would come over?

alisha 🌱

omg SARAH 😭 gee, i wonder who's who!!

ky❣️💌🌷

"twins: so it's never made clear in the audio exactly what's going on," is making me laugh so hard

Xóchitl

thanks everyone 💕💕 but tbh it really wasn’t that bad!! just have a bit of a sore throat rn but we’re all good!

ky❣️💌🌷

im crying is this like one of those "one twin always lies" riddles

kenna

“can you guess which one of us is hikaru??” ass audio

DivineFeminine

LMAO Sarah 💀 And they said perfection doesn’t exist…

gojoflakes

oh this one is gonna be a ROLLERCOASTER

六 liù

tell me we're getting a pt 2 with both or i explode lmao

Ira's Glasses

I am deceasing. I am deceased. I have deceassened. I have been deceasinated.

roxy

Is Choosday your outie’s favourite day??

mar

yall mind if i scream

raspberry98

Bby the kissing sounds…DAT BOY HUNGRY

sarah 💫

@roxy “Please try to enjoy each twin equally 😐”

GinGin

Quality simpsons reference 🤣🤣🤣“fish heads, fish heads”

Dil_020

☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

nugs

missed the [Phone Call] tag and was pleasantly surprised when the audio started. may just be my love for the boy next door audio but something about you and that phone effect…. 😵‍💫

Lana

simon . . . as in the chipmunk? 🐿️ in most audios where the line is, "say my name," i honestly don't think "august" y'know. it's always a random roulette of names based on the context ("jordan" was one of them lol).

roxy

Happy birthday! Hope it’s lovely ✨

katsu

I wanna hear headcannons folks!!! 🫴🏼🫴🏼🫴🏼 Team August or Team Simon?

Diane 🌙

Ugh loved that show, every time Tatiana did press for it, I was like where are the other girls?! That’s how good she is

GinGin

“plausible deniability” tag? Oh sweet lord 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

mimi 🌻

a cruel joke to post this 35 minutes before my last class of the day is done but an even crueler joke that it takes me 35 minutes to get back to my car from my campus

key

im team i think they’re actually triplets and its just the third brother🤣 but more realistically im team its august cause he sneaky ofc but also its probably simon cause august would encourage him to do something like that ACTUALLY IDK AND MY BRAIN HURTS THINKING BOUT IT

alisha 🌱

@key: i'm lowkey cackling that your triplet theory is directly above the alvin and the chipmunks comment

key

i imagined speaker mischievously looking into a camera at the end and winking then the screen fades to black like a movie LMAO

nasa 🧸

Happy birthdayyyy !!

roxy

I remember being absolutely floored by her performance! She is incredible! That show was so underrated 😭 reminds me I need to finish it 💜

Anna 🌺🦕

appreciate it alisha 🫡 i’ll probably check it out but i might dip lol. twin stuff is an ick for me even tho im not identical and i know this one isn’t a threesome (tg). i was in a sorority full of bisexual twins (and a couple of triplets) and try explaining THAT to people without it sounding like an absurd porn plot 💀😭😭😭

Chris Cox

The spanks in this audio are unreal. Damn.

key

simon august and theodore 🤣

Rachael

“I️ am Drew, I️ am Danny, and we are not the same person….”

moira 🎃👻

omfg I miss that show sm, Tatiana is such a talented actress 🥰

X

another bang, another banger

moira 🎃👻

My headcannon is that this was Simon the whole time pretending to be August, and August was never even involved, Simon just got the idea that this was how he could get the TA into bed…

B

TWINSSSS HELLO IM SAT

roking hae

The plot and setting are so interesting!

moira 🎃👻

omg @ky you just unlocked a memory, the only reason Ik the “one twin always lies” riddles is bc my brother and I were obsessed with yugioh, and it was in one of the episodes 😵‍💫

wiggie

what the fuck is going on here on this day? sounding very “we are siamese if you please” and i’m locked tf in😵‍💫

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

So I read the title and tags this time and I still don’t know what to expect! This is still exciting! I need to fully wake up for this 😭😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

rachel 🍓

the fucking SWITCH mid-eating it from the back with him on the floor???💥😵🥊 ⁉️ “gimme your wrist…. pull you back onto my tongue, onto my fingers” ⁉️ this shit is registering at Just Grinding levels of catastrophic seismic activity on the Switchter Scale 🫨📈

Rae e

“I can be whichever one you want but you won’t know for sure” #NEEDTHAT 👀👀

Rachael

Please do an MMF of this, I’ll do anything.

mimi 🌻

gemini szn came early this year!!

sarah 💫

@moira omg my headcanon is the opposite lmao! I thought it was August the entire time, pretending to switch/be Simon bc he knew his brother would never make a move 🥺

mimi 🌻

team august bc i cannot get nick robinson out of my head as simon (per “love, simon” )

rachel 🍓

I agree with, @Moira, though the first half had me squarely in the August camp? Everything from the switch during the pussy eating onward brought me back around to Simon with some of the dialogue! Though it may also just be my bias towards favoring a cutiepie nerd in the streets with hidden talents as a filthy freak in the sheets talking!🤸🏻‍♀️ Additionally, I personally find the idea of Simon working through tension between his sense of identity as a respectful, star student while underneath it all he’s aching for L + having all of these “inappropriate” dirty thoughts about them during class more compelling in terms of story!

mimi 🌻

the biggest suspension of disbelief is that a TA has the ability to afford a place on their own 😭

kira ✨

CAN YOU TELL WHICH ONE OF US IS HIKARU 🤸🤸‍♀️🤸‍♂️

rin🐰🤍

Jaw on the floor reading the description LMAO. I fear August ate up (no pun intended) again 🫣🤭!! Somehow the kissing in this audio sounds more juicy? AHAHAHA but as always, great job August 🥳🫶

kira ✨

LOVE IT. UR MIND. AMAZING

mimi 🌻

wait a damn minute

sarah 💫

@mimi real HAHAHA maybe I’m team August bc the name “Simon” reminds me of too many other characters pfnfrkfmd @rachel ooh I see that!! I’m also a sucker for a shy nerd w a filthy streak but the “oh you want me to act like him don’t you?” during the BJ had me convinced it was August the whole time. I also like the idea of August knowing F wanted to play into the fantasy of fucking their student and provide that for her by acting?? BUT IDK MAYHAPS NOT….

秦词

Wait, wait, wait, what’s happening? I’m at work but THE DESCRIPTION WUUUUUUT

sarah 💫

Ending an audio mid BJ is fuckin dastardly work, cannot believe u would do this to fellatio freak nation you absolute monster 😓 on that note I’m gonna need 5-10 business days to process “lollipopping” holy fuck 🍭

kaili

big day for all the Mickey 17 (and 18) enthusiasts out there

Kitty

OMG YES

risa

TWINSSSSSSS?????

risa

WAIT

vvvin

so my brain wasn’t the only one who thought of this 😭😭

apple pye

having been in this almost exact situation with twins i am hyperventilating convulsing gagging at the tags. it’s like he reads our minds.

vvvin

another case of trying to do something simultaneously while listening to august and i just end up staring into nothing like 😦

Scottie

Found out that I passed the Bar yesterday and we got a new audio today…can I get some Ws in the chat

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

Well! That was awesome! What a superb concept! Is it just me though who thought, why doesnt she just ask him something about the coursework?! 🤔😁😜 I'll get me coat... x

Cait

we are ready when you are for the story time

vvvin

also i’d like to say how much i appreciate you including and highlighting clit stimulation. tmi(?) like many others, sole penetration doesn’t get quite get it all the way there 😅 it tends to get neglected in erotic content. it’s nice to feel seen 🫶🏽

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Really looking forward to the day you finally make an audio that's a normal and reasonable amount of hot rather than so upsettingly, unnaturally hot that I just fully stood on an empty sidewalk, mouth agape, nails clawing at my face, for five minutes (I was too curious and couldn't wait till I got home 😓). I gasped aloud on a bus. RIP my dignity...

Sierrana89

Listened to the superhero one right before this, so all I’m picturing is the Spiderman pointing meme 🤓

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Great question! I thought of [Academic] involving more talk about an area of study or a quiz or something? But maybe I'm being too strict!

sarah 💫

Omg HELL YEAH that’s amazing, congrats!!!! 🍾

sav

The spanks in this one are extra crisp omg

SV

ELABORATE????

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I felt like I was falling down a flight of stairs, like what in the goddamn fucking hell............

raspberry98

the moaning in this (what if i crashed out )

Catherine

ever since neighbour hears your hookup that hasn't been dialogue that burns as hard as the laundry room dialogue ... until "do you believe me? if you do then you're a really bad TA" thank you very much for that

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

So deeply deeply unnerved by this, where is the rest of it?! I'm picking up my laptop and shaking it upside down looking for the rest of the BJ 😭

sarah 💫

omfndhdsisn ur pfp is superb adaora (also im crashing out alongside you)

roxy

My theory is Simon never existed, August has been catfishing that he has a twin this entire time. (I just know too many irl Simons to be Team Simon) 😭

sarah 💫

Gabriella I popped my eyes open and glared at my phone like it owed me money HOW DARE HE LEAVE ̶O̶U̶R̶ ̶M̶O̶U̶T̶H̶S̶ US HANGING‼️🥲

Deedee

Oh this is absolutely august and not Simon

rachel 🍓

That interpretation makes sense to me! Would you count Bossy Domme’s BDSM gear + “what are you?” quizzes in that case? 👀 See, this is exactly why we need some guidance!

thiswasabadidea

i need a poll so we can see how many people imagined it was simon vs. august! i feel like it’s simon hahah

em

god i’ve been waiting for this

em

HEY EVERYONE!

秦词

Can someone go to knock on his door (and possibly holding a knife) to “tell” him to NOT END AN AUDIO LIKE THIS ANYMORE?

rosiex77

We eat good tonight! Love the plot and setting! Not too intense, but def got a bit of everything. It's just so YOU! Brilliant brilliant idea😍🥰❤️‍🔥 Thanks!

rachel 🍓

@roxy omg, I did have the thought of “has L actually SEEN August + Simon together?” 🫢 especially with all the August as “evil twin” talk, it felt like his character could be capable of masterminding a fake twin with a whole other personality as a… bit? a social experiment? he’s truly unhinged? idk, I’m having too much fun considering all the possibilities (in the scope of canon + my imagination)!

vvvin

CONGRATS OMG THATS HUGE 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

S

This scene in Labyrinth always perplexed me. Did she get it right? I mean, she goes to the creepy-cool face-hand-puppet-pit but it doesn’t kill her so? Idk I'm bad at riddles and I have a crush on Jennifer Connelly to this day ...so nothing ever changes. Me? I’m just a worm. Come inside, meet the missus.

GinGin

“The boy was an Outcast”

Mantis

FUCK YEAH DUDE LETS GO

✨Vi✨

If you are gonna live in my walls you better share my rent DUDE WTF WHY IS THIS SO GOOD AND SO TERRIBLY CLOSE TO HOME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Mantis

You can't just say that and run off with no explanation! GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN 🏃💨💨

Mantis

I fucking choke omg ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

kath

i NEED a mmf with the twins 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

Craw Daddy

Okay yall just got back from seeing my ex to THIS? THIS? Come on. Have pity. Having my heart played with to this…I mean am I gonna complain? Not a fucking chance.

✨Vi✨

How am I supposed to walk out my home and go do my ta shit ever again question mark

S

hey, I was thinking the same. I said splashy. good shit

S

keep waitin toots

S

I think this occasion deserves an audio for say, a criminal of the people. a real Robin hood outlaw sort of audio and his lawyer listener who gets him off and also! gets him off it was right there

S

real Lindsay Lohan Haley mills ass audio

Ni

Happy birthday

katsu

I’m a sucker for a [taboo], and a shy M to rough MDOM…🤤 so my headcannon is Simon and August both have an established attraction to L, and have joked (it’s funny cause it’s true) around with each other about the will they won’t they sibling rivalry. August doesn’t know about the call, but inadvertently helped Simon come up with the plan through his teasing. Simon has always had a darker side that he represses 😈 which comes out during intimacy. August, on the other hand is surprisingly gentle given his playboy persona. (like the outlaw audio character) 😌 ahhh what a fun mental playground you make for us August 🫶🏼🫶🏼

Jillian 🌷

This was so fucked up I loved it

✨️ Lola ✨️

Dana, first of all, your pfp?!?!?!? Holy Goddess 🤌🤌 Second, I read the taegs and was still knocked tf out with this one 😭

Jillian 🌷

Also new Augustverse character name just dropped SIMON????

B

I smiled like Jim Halpert at the imaginary camera in my room when I read the title and tags

alisha 🌱

you deserve all the ws!! congrats, scottie!! 🎉

applsauce

Crazed rambling alert: After carefully listening a few times over i have a theory.... I may be reaching but I suspect we had only been talking to August this whole time... "Oh uh- he's sitting right next to me." Yeah right. "I know him well, I could imitate him." wow no way "Simon" Not to mention "Simon" still insisting he could be any twin we wanted despite us establishing we liked him. Hmm He also sounds a bit hurt when he realizes we want him to act like Simon, but I'm reachinggg. He tries to in the beginning but he seems to slowly drop the act at 20:00 and then explains it away by making us doubt he's even pretending to be Simon. Also saying "interesting guess" when we're talking to the one who insists he's simon... we said August, but the deal was if we're wrong the other one comes so "Simon" should have came right? But there's a problem. Because of the nature of the bet it doesn't matter who's name you say. Whoevers on the phone is the one who's coming. (There's an argument here that then the only possible outcome is Simon coming but come on guys he sounded so hurt at 12:00, walk with me) Now lets imagine that it was only August talking, then regardless of our answer he would have came. Tldr. I think we're only talking to August the whole time. Also I love when the characters r named it's awesome and builds emersion

✨mary✨

hey does anyone know how I can stop making the involuntary noises?? 🥴🥴

applsauce

But the more I listen the more I lean toward it being Simon the whole time. The motives, the "i can imitate" line. ARGH GENUIS WRITING. the only thing i can be 98.999% sure of is that there's no way we talk to both in this audio.

mia

next semester i don't think i can still work as a ta🫶😭

Blue

Hi excuse me wtf I like this a lot 🫣

cheyenne ☕️

tried to think of a clever or insightful comment but this one turned my brain into soup so all i can say i’ll see myself to the aftercare audio as prescribed

Blue

SAME somebody's gonna get sick of me going "EEEEEEEEE"

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

They sounded so fucking pretty, omg. 😩 Cackling at your pfp. You can't keep getting away with this. 😭

Pie 🥧

This audio is literally for you, Vi. HAHA. 👀

Pie 🥧

I’ve been going through some sht. This is nice. ❤️

sophie

you are soooo evil for ending it like that

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

Your mind is the 8th wonder of the world. How you manage to come up with this shit is beyond me.

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

In the middle of my usual essay writing but this needs to make it into its own comment! [11:19] hands on the wall made me think of a whooooooooole other image, jfc. While everyone is calling for p*gging speaker, I wanna be calling for—- how do I put it eloquently—- Analingus? Cuz that would be something 🙌🏼

AlitaNYM

Retweet @lola cuz @dana your pfp excuse me???🫦

AlitaNYM

Also I'm dead at the taegs and am calling in sick to work tmrw

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

@Lola: Honestly I’m still going through IT HOLY SHIT WHAT AN AUDIO! Prepare yourself for the essay @Alita: haha you two are too kind 😂❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love this pfp cuz it channels my FDom vibes (and it was the last time I looked good 😂)

AlitaNYM

Wiggie "Wtf is going on here on this day" sent me And we are Siamese if you please I CAN'T WITH YOU 💓

gen

This is my early birthday present for Friday yes lordddd🧎🏾‍♀️

AlitaNYM

I'm gonna go with the triplets/3rd brother/ a la Alvin and the chipmunks theory

wondering valerie

damn, the mental gymnastics 🤸‍♀️ the very end kinda made me think that it was August after all, but i'm not 100% sure. can i just say, brilliant writing on this one 👏👏👏 the double meanings throughout this whole thing that made me swing one way or the other, keeping me guessing. like the "you're a really bad TA" line. it could be "you're a really bad TA for hooking up with a student" or "you're a really bad TA, because you don't know your student very well, so you can't even tell who you're with right now". i don't know if that was intended, but i'm giving you credit anyway. made me think twice. bravo 👏👏👏

aliyah

after months of tribulation (losing polls), the TA audio prevailed… a monumental win for university students, faculty, and generally freaky academics everywhere. i will be listening to this while i do homework tomorrow

✨Vi✨

I am suing😭 [but still, thank u for you service August, if you are reading this]

Jada M

Aaaahhhhh this has just the right amount of ambiguity to be soooo steamy holy shit!!! Idek if i wanna know…theres so many layers of “i think i know…but do i really?? Do i know for sure who he is??” So many delicious lines in this too!! True acting W~ thank you for pushing the envelope. The replayability of this is off the charts truly

AlitaNYM

Not me going directly to this timestamp for science

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

You’re gonna love the rest of the essay then I am going insane on some of the timestamps LMAO

💕Lauren💕

Happy early Birthday! I hope you get to enjoy it and the weekend ahead! 🎉

💕Lauren💕

Every new pfp makes me cry😭 (but same??)

💕Lauren💕

W🙌🏾 omggg!! Congratulations!! 🎉

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

We are LIVE! Here we are with yet another installment of Dana’s Unhinged Essays! This time I did not go blind and ngl I still didn’t know what to expect, I love it! Reading “Guessing game with the twins” made me think of boobs for obvious reasons, I am still unsure, but we’ll jump right into it! Also [CFNM] tag is definitely one of the faves I can see 👏🏼👏🏼 Ah, phone call SFX will always throw me back to all the previous phone call audios, and they are all just so delicious 😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 If AITW doesn’t use ‘Simon Says’ at one point I’m gonna lose it 😂👏🏼👏🏼 Time to Time-Stamp! 🕰️ [01:50] The way he’s Fucking with her, is he August? Is he Simon? UGHHHHH! [02:28] I love how you chose ‘August’ to be the “evil twin” 🤌🏼 [03:25] Schrödinger’s twin LMAO😭😭😂😂 it definitely is Simon’s plan, that sweet boy. [05:10] Not the voice switch LMAO I legit laughed out loud I love this 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 UGH the soft spoken one is always a weakness of mine, definitely breaks easy 😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 I’m telling y’all Simon isn’t as innocent as he claims to be. It’s always the quiet ones, I’m sure he’s the mastermind behind all of this. [07:45] this little sentence is so charged I love it 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 Are we gonna play guess the twins?! Too many variables tho😭😭 [10:22] “Wouldn’t you like to know?” I will never forget this line 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 a call-back to the stream for sure 🤌🏼🤌🏼 [11:19] hands on the wall made me think of a whooooooooole other image, jfc. While everyone is calling for p*gging speaker, I wanna be calling for—- how do I put it eloquently—- Analingus? Cuz that would be something 🙌🏼 Every time speaker mentions seeing listener in class, it really makes me wonder if the twins even switched places in class as well! Evil, diabolical, PREMEDITATED SLUT(S) both ‘Simon’ and ‘August’!!! [24:16] “well, do you believe me?” Was said with such tone that I imagined him holding her chin making her look back and I am like SIR SIT DOWN THIS IS SO HOT 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 The checking in for a no-condom use? Always so nice in such filthy audios 😭😭😭🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 [25:41] EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!!! [26:00] “I guess I have to convince you then. It’s me, it’s me, it’s me, it’s me”… August, Roll a persuasion check for me, will ya? 😭😭😭 this was so cute but I’d give it a 12😭 [27:30] I love how we will never know which name she said! SO GOOD 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 You might think ‘August’ would be a filthy speaker but we all know that the geeky nerdy quiet ones are usually freaks in the sheets so it really is a wild card with this one and it could be ‘Simon’ good god 😭😭😭😭 That ending?! D I A B O L I C A L! Okay! We’re good! 👏🏼 I genuinely enjoyed this audio! It was such a fun listen! Like a little filthy whodunit 😂🫶🏼 TL;DR! MR. IN THE WINTER WHAT ARE YOU?! I haven’t been this excited to write an essay in so long. Plausible deniability is such an insane (positive) concept and this was done so incredibly well! Like we would never even know how either one of the twins would act so we can really never tell who’s actually the ‘evil’ twin and who’s the ‘sweet boy’ and WHO is speaker! Completely thrown off the tracks here! There are a lot of unknowns! But honestly this is one hell of a speaker!! Bravo! This was such an enjoyable audio!! Easy listen, made me SQUEEZE MY BRAIN 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 GO HYDRATE, YOU EVIL GENIUS! 🥛🥛🥛🥛

Nóri 🌜

Congrats!!! 🎉🎊🥳🥳

Nóri 🌜

Happy early Birthday! 🎊🥳 🎂

gen

Thank you loveee <3

gen

Thank youuuu 🫶🏾🫶🏾

X

Its also giving Hikaru/Kaoru from Ouran haha

Craw Daddy

I’m not gonna lie I’m using 110% of my brain power trying to figure out which twin I’m talking to and I keep being CERTAIN it’s August buuuuuuuut it could also be Simon. I haven’t gotten to the sexy hot fun times yet but as of right now I GOTTA KNOW- he just said I picked up the phone at 12:30? Uhhhh guys I’m scared it’s 12:22 almost dead on.

M

Absolutely loved the addition of you saying ‘I’m cumming, I’m cumming’. Would love more of that going forward! 🥵

Berry

(before you judge, just know i try to share the first song that comes to mind, like song association) new freezer - rich the kid ft. kendrick lamar

mikmak

the kissing parts get me every time 😭

alisha 🌱

happy early birthday, gen!! 💖

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

It honestly is one of my faves right now. It’s a fun one! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Happiest of birthdays! I wrote birthday and it autocorrected it to “broth day” so I guess since your brain is most likely soup rn it makes sense 😭😭

pinkJoy_0

I’ve said this before but you are the best flirt in the game holy shit

Ethel M.

I love this.

mikmak

when august says mated 🤭🤭😩😩

B

NEED A PART 2 THREESOME and the spanking??? omg im literally fanning myself rn

roxy

Happy birthday! ✨

✨Vi✨

Happy birthday!!

B

literally almost passed out his voice was so whiny😵‍💫

B

happy birthday!!!!

B

he's so sick and twisted😭😭😭

indigosunshower

“There is NO threesome discussion or suggestion.” YET??? 👀

Thalasso 🌊

The moment I heard the phone call, I'm a goner. Gdamn this feels like having sex with the blindfolds on. So hot 🔥

rose

I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WHICH I CAN'T STOP LISTENING GUYS I THINK HE BROKE ME 😭😭😭

GinGin

The kissing effects in this HAS to be your best work YET! Also I’ve decided that it’s definitely been Simon the whole time and he’s a lil sexy psycho 🤣

mikmak

facts🙌

mikmak

happy early birthday!!

White_rhabbit

Whoa! Loved this. 😍 The risk paid off.

Gabbagool

Right, part two where they both are just playing mind games 😩👌🏾

Page Chase

14:12 "I get so dizzy when you kiss me" needs to be a song lyrics if it isn't already. Also, I have been involved with a guy who was a twin not just once, but twice (not from the same pair). I could always tell the difference between them though. Unfortunately, neither time resulted in sexy taboo threesome.

Thelnie

It’s been ten hours and I haven’t even finished reading the description because I’m still thinking about how a character’s name is August and I don’t know what to think. What does it mean? What does it mean. What

Page Chase

Lmao you're so real for saying this.

Gabbagool

My initial headcannon was it was August cause he would see TA around campus and notice how slightly disappointed she got when he wasn’t Simon, and that made him a twinge jealous, he not used to not getting what he wants or he’s used to Simon being the favorite twin, because he’s so good, so he pretends to be Simon. But also enjoys that he’s fulfilling this fantasy she’s got in a twisted way, at the same time feeling like he’s winning. But then I thought what if it’s Simon who thought he’d only be able to make a move if he had his brother’s confidence, so he pretends to be August at first to muster up the courage to make a move. But throughout their encounter he can’t keep up appearances. Also it just lights him up that TA doesn’t think he has it in him to talk to her like this or be like this to her. My third idea was that August figured out there was something going on between Simon and his TA, he teases his brother a bit about and then convinces him to play pretend if that’s what gets him the confidence he needs to make a move. Maybe she is talking to Simon on the phone first and then they switch off, but Simon shows up at her house. All of those sounded hot, so I alternated in my head.

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

What are the odds that this incredible actor (with a lovely voice and super pretty moans, respectfully) would also be an insane scriptwriter? Words can't even begin to describe how grateful I am that your path led to this medium. I went in blind and have never been more captivated by a script. It's so fun, exciting and mentally stimulating. The way my neurons were violently firing the entire time trying to figure out which twin it could be. I keep coming back because I'm so enthralled by this audio. Giggling and kicking my feet because the plot is plotting! Of course, this was also hot as fucking balls. The filth always matches the plot in these parts of town. I'm such a sucker for a lethal switch with some yummy degradation. Also, that ending is just diabolical. A punishable offense, if you ask me! Ugh, I can't. You're just too much, August.

M

This audio makes my head spin in the best way… I feel like any of your audios that involve the character roleplaying or like playing another character are divine because you get the contrast of themselves and who they’re performing as especially since they’re usually on either side of the sub/dom dynamic or a shy/confident personality type and having that within one character is always exciting to follow through the audio (a la D&D audio ❤️). The dirty talk and the breathiness of this audio is something I just totally devoured especially paired with these SFX because there was so much nuance with this one in particular! Like the audible removal of listener’s underwear while speaker’s asking her to lift her hips. 🥵 Always love the little details as they compliment the bigger details so nicely and I won’t even attempt to guess who it really was and instead accept Schrödinger’s Twin™️ only. 😂

~She’s been dead for 10 years~ 👻🍂🍁

I’m so in awe of the way August writes dialogue, where every character seems to show up in their scene fully formed with individual voices (even the listener characters, who have no out-loud lines!!), and especially the masterful way exposition is delivered—so naturally and economically. It honestly reminds me of the writing on Severance, which is similarly elegant and not hand-holdy of its audience in terms of overexplaining anything; it assumes the audience is smart enough to pick these things up; or they’ll get it on rewatch; or it’s left intentionally vague for funsies. Truly such a talent

Buttercup

„I guess you have to try both of us to find out“ – at the same time, right? 🥰

GinGin

The hands on the wall image for him was AMAZING

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

Omg, yes, I couldn't agree more! It makes the audios so much more engaging and adds to the replay value of his work. Very well said, Andrea! I'm no writer so this really racks my brain. I genuinely can't conceive how he does it. Man, I'm just happy to be here to witness this generational talent. He really is a master at his craft!

秦词

Hi I’m back. Oh. My. God. This audio😵‍💫 I swear to god I just got over the catnip guy yesterday and you released this bomb today????? Idk. I might need a break cuz I only have so many braincells to be fried😵‍💫 The kisses😵‍💫 The subtle changes in boob kisses and thigh kisses🥵 When he’s switching to a more dominant tone like“hmm?”, me: dead😇 The spanking sound… WTF??? How can it get so loud and crisp??? Two things I wanna mention: a). Are you okay, August? You didn’t hurt yourself too much by making those sounds, did you? And b). If it’s not too much trouble, please keep doing this hehehehe😈 The “it’s me” talk😵‍💫 I can’t😵‍💫 His “good girl, good girl, good girl”🫠 We’re all gonna vote for the part 2 mm4f next month, right?????

wiggie

happy early birthday!!🎂

ellieille

i am officially deceased byeeeeeeeee

PT

At various points during the audio, I thought for sure I knew which twin it was. But I decided to give up guessing half way through and just enjoyed it for what it was, a masterpiece. The writing, the acting, the SFX, everything, just divine. Kudos for always expanding what's possible in an erotic audio! 👏👏👏

Eva Luna

Oooh this one is just devious. Dastardly, even. So August is the name of the "bad" one, hmm? 🤔

M

@sabina, same! 🫠 imagine next time we got some degradation too..🥵

lazysusan

I've never been gaslit so deliciously 🙃🙃🙃 this might be my new favorite...

mimi 🌻

congrats!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

Jo

“Wouldnt you like to know” weather boy 🤣

Lexxx

Very delicious! The part where you change your voice into a lower, deeper sound is fascinating and enchanting; the emotions contain in your tone, in your expression, and in your every breath are off the chart. It is such a great work to start a new day! Thank you August!

makenzi

“I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.” So, that was hot.

makenzi

Hey hell yeah!! Congratulations!!

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

I just love when your speaker characters say 'thanks' after getting complimented by the listener character when they get undressed. Since I don't always visualize what I'm listening to (sometimes I focus more on the feeling) it's a welcomed prompt to think about the speaker character's banging bod! 😏

✨️ Lola ✨️

DANA PLEASE YOUR ESSAYS ARE ALWAYS SUCH MARVELS! 😭🤌 here I go: ✨️ Phone filter is always incredible! Takes me back to my first listen of Jealous FWB...I was/am forever changed 😩 ✨️ [No "Simon says"...do not pass Go, do not collect $200 😭] ✨️ August will always be the *evil* twin...or wait is he?? 👀 ✨️ Ohhh istg...I started to lean towards "it's Simon, it's soooooo Simon" the entire time! Re: it's always the quiet ones... 🤔 ✨️ The switch in tone with the praises ☠️💀 ✨️ This man brat "wouldn't you like to know" Ugh 😩 ✨️ 11:19 please yes please 🕯🕯🕯 ✨️ They deffffff did...knowing Simon...I mean August- I mean Simon- I mean [screams] 😵‍💫 ✨️ Check-ins are his trademark istg. The way he blends them seamlessly in each audio 🤌 ✨️ The "it's me, it's me, it's me" made me 404 error out [positive]🤕 This rearrange my brain, once more. How does he keep getting away with this?!? 😭😭

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

@M omg, need dat! I have my candles out as we speak! 🧘🏾‍♀️🕯️

Thelnie

Scrolled down and found I’m not alone in this 😭

raspberry98

@Sabina like soooo pretty I had to pause and giggle multiple times. And I’ve been on a real Abbot kick lately so I had to change the pfp to this 😭

Liz

This is so hot I'm crawling all over the room🥵🔥

raspberry98

@Lauren As it should lol jk,but did your draw your own pfp?

raspberry98

Congratulations 🎉🎊🍾

raspberry98

Happy birthday 💕💕💕

Space Lillies

Sir. That phone call was diabolical

gen

Thank you alisha 🫶🏾🫶🏾

gen

Tyyy Roxy 🫶🏾🫶🏾

gen

Tyy vi <33

g q

Definitely agree on the one person, I’m thinking that Simon may be a good boy in class but may be more like his brother than L thinks 👀 also this theory is lowkey giving best friend’s younger brother vibes which I love and miss and am going to listen to right now 🏃🏻‍♀️💨

hexa

Woooo! Go you!

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

YAASSSSS LOLA WITH THE COUNTER ESSAY 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥🎉🎉🎉

chloe

crazy stuff

Liza

This changed something in my frontal lobe

truffle

This gimmick on an audio where Speaker is like a changeling or skin walker would go crazyyyyy tbh

S

yeah I also thought he was putting his hands on the wall for that

Ethel M.

I *felt* those spanks 👏

JammyJam

Too tired to write my weekly Augustology essay so here are some mumbling and rumbling: - The "Sweet Simon" is actually August who started off just messing around but then caught real feelings for the TA. That’s why he can be whoever she wants - he is both of them. - The real Simon, on the other hand, is the nerdy palentine. That's why he's so good (or bad) at handling the shamelessly flirty cocky, runs in the blood. - The TA's been deeply influenced by her own TA… yep. Anyway. The opening convo had me grinning ear to ear, it was so adorable, cheeky, and full of promise. Loved it, as always.

rachel 🍓

happy early birthday, Gen! 🥳

rachel 🍓

congrats, Scottie!!! 👏🏼🎉

weepy

im too baked for this audio 😔

rachel 🍓

real, tbh I have no idea how people manage to drive, work, etc. while listening to a new August audio. I tried cooking dinner while listening to a new drop ONCE (it was even a recipe I had successfully made countless times before), and I fully fucked it up bc I got too distracted and flustered 😭😭😭 I'll never attempt that again! I'm either locked in or I'm waiting until I can be! and YES to your point about appreciating the consistent inclusion of clit stim in the audios! it never seems like it's out of "obligation" and/or an afterthought either. genuinely, some of the most mind-altering, filthy dirty talk I've heard here has been clit-related stuff!

Amanda

How is your voice even more hot in this one??? Damn bro. Thank you for blessing us with another phone call audio even if it was just for a brief moment 🙏 I get weakkk in the knees for that 🧎‍♀️

Agatha Li

@makenzi that was the first quote I thought of when ppl started talking about the headspace August/Simon needed to get into to play the other/switch back and forth 😎

Lochtessmonster

I’ve spent a good amount of time trying to unwind which one it is with the listener before just vibing with the fact that I don’t really give a damn. Which is kind of the point. Whoever it is, is willing to fulfill L’s desires, and that’s perfect. Keep going, Sigust! Also, the voice deepening at 19:04 made the bottom fall out of my stomach. Combine that with the line “I wanna get you alone, strip you naked, worship that p$ssy, and then f*cking BREAK you on this c@ck” (poetry btw) and I am actually dead. Like I gasped out loud on an overnight flight to Italy, ok? I am dead but in the best way possible.

applsauce

This might be my favorite audio yet cause I just can't stop trying to figure out who is who

Issay

Sir there’s no way I can use my not so many brain cells and crack this thing when listening to your audio😩

Gigi 🪐

This is a wonderful early birthday present for me 🤭

ren

this awakened the ovulating beast inside of me

R

Schrodingers twin was crazy work

anodaw89

Congrats! 👏🏼

S

okay so someday I'll stop litering pop culture references all over these comments but that's not today. SO American Psycho: Willem Dafoe plays a cop investigating Patrick Bateman, right? so the director had him do 3 cuts of his interrogation: oblivious questioning, suspicious questioning, and completely convinced of his guilt, and the result is this really neat tension in this already tense scene. Just absolute ambiguity delivered from line to line to line. Anyway i guess what I'm saying is that I think we got Dafoed.

S

ur just making it fresh for urself next time u visit.

R

24:22 HELLO?????? I dont think I’ve ever been flabbergasted from an audio before

AM 👹🦇👻🎃🔪

My degenerate heart will yearn for the unlikely MMF taboo sequel Your penetrative sfx always set a punishing pace and what a visual it paints (pun half intended) Couple mentions of OHC and one of OB in the comments but Cronenberg’s Dead Ringers came to mind for me

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

“kiss and suck the back of your thighs, mark you up so you can feel me when we’re sitting in class” help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up

R

The last like three minutes of this are diabolical work like holy shit

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I also thought of Dead Ringers!!! This is the not horrific version, the hottest possible version of that story lol

hexa

out here, kissing the ground in gratitude for making it through this (super hot) audio sans even a whisper of a brotherly hand job.

hexa

the slaps in this are unreal. the smugness is at a superhuman level. the mind games are thrilling. wooo!

Peony

LOCHLAN NOOOOO

moira 🎃👻

@rachel ok now I must now which audio that was!! (space commander?)

astoldbyzhoii

you always know when to post king

vvvin

LMAO not the recipe 😭 i’ve tried doing my makeup or playing games and miserably failed too lol. and yes if it’s one thing august is gonna make his speaker be it’s an eater 🙂‍↕️☝🏽

sarah 💫

Happy early bday Gen!! 🎉

rachel 🍓

@Moira I do love our space boyfriend so much but, no… lmao what’s slightlyyyy embarrassing to me about this situation is that it wasn’t even a scripted audio but a Dirty Talk: DT #17! I can’t even blame it on getting swept up in the script and/or awesome production. Just his improv yapping about dirty stuff is enough to take me out 🥴 it is on-brand though bc my primary motivation in subscribing to the Patreon back in the day was so I could hear the DTs!

sarah 💫

Happy early birthday Gigi 🪐!! 💝

sarah 💫

HEXA NOOO LMAO Simon: “I thought you looked a little left out and I’m…yknow…a *pleaser* 🥺” No but fr I read “twins” in the title and was slightly worried about brotherly funny business, v glad August didn’t go that direction 🙏🏼

rachel 🍓

happy early birthday, Gigi! 🥳

S

and that's why we are friends

S

I'm still doing the equations. they're real, they're not real what is happening

alisha 🌱

happy early birthday, gigi!! 💖

emerald green

YES and Ang Lee did something similar in Brokeback Mountain when Ennis talks to Jack’s wife on the phone! A heavier scene, but I kept thinking about it like that lady with the math symbols meme while I was listening to this 🔮

hexa

@sarah i knooooow (yikes 🪷). white lotus has made me extra jumpy. so relieved. and not in the same house? even better.

S

yesssss 100 per cent. I keep forgetting to be horny about it because I'm sitting here inside the fuckin actor's studio James lipton style going "how??? just how?"

moira 🎃👻

@rachel oh that’s so real, DT#17 is a fav!!!! I have that shit in repeat 😵‍💫🔂

moira 🎃👻

Dude, how’s your thigh?? Idk what you’re doing to your spanks recently, if you’re like Quadruple layering them and cranking the absolute shit out of them, but they have been CRAZY. Like damn, these ones??? They sound so ~stingy~, like actually ouch, my cheeks are Ablaze but I’m also so turned on??

Agatha Li

Congrats Scottie!!! 🧑‍⚖️🥳🎉😎

Agatha Li

Happy birthday Gen 🥳🎉❤️

ky❣️💌🌷

hahahahaha we need a spreadsheet of cultural references for the ACU. ✅ yugioh

Ella

AHHHHHHHH. excuse me while i collect my jaw from the freaking floor cause just eeeeeeeeahhhhrhhsjshs this was crazy.

Agatha Li

This is like a sexy-nsfw version of The Prestige, minus the magic 🪄🕊️⚡️and tragedy 😭

rachel 🍓

“stingy” absolutely omfg I gasped when the first spank landed! the spanking SFX hitting (🤭 ) so different recently makes me kinda bummed that [spanking] is not on the April Exclusive tags poll! perhaps an act of self-preservation on August’s part? haha bc if he’s still smacking himself for spanks à la Spank Therapy… suffering for his art fr 🖼️‼️

moira 🎃👻

gotta preserve himself for future audios 😌✊🏼

Aspen

What an insane script, I love concepts like this!! Great job <3

gen

Thank you Gabriella <33

gen

Ty Sarah🫶🏾🫶🏾

gen

Ty Agatha🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

ky❣️💌🌷

i literally was like... i don't think i should take a gummy before this one lmao

michelle

august oh my god.

michelle

just take my soul already

Xóchitl

i can take them both (not in a fight)

Xóchitl

wow congrats!!! 🥳🥳

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

@ky you feel me?! This shit is crazy, man. Yep, I was born in the right time. 🙂‍↕️🙏🏾

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Totallyyyyy. All the audios, like any great book, have high replay value, but this one in particular justs get more and more twisty-turny with each relisten. He makes me sick 🤬

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

There has been so much spanking lately, it has renewed my hope for the appearance of wheelbarrow spanking! Well, I guess hope mixed with terror 😦

DivineFeminine

Congratulations!! omg how exciting!! 🎉

moira 🎃👻

omggg, every time you bring that up, I go crazy 😵‍💫 August, please please please I beg 🧎🏻‍♀️

PlainJaneJezebel

Honestly, I know I’m filthy because the way I wanted both of them to show up lmao 😩

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Right there with you because I’m compelled to look it up every single time I mention it and give myself critical psychic damage 😌

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

@GeauxGabby if you see this, I hope you're having a good day. I hope your favourite beverage is always the right temperature. I hope you find money you forgot you had in your pocket. I hope someone surprises you with your favourite snacks. I hope you receive great news soon. My all your heart's desires be fulfilled and may your cup never runnith empty. I owe you my life. 😩❤️

Dafina

NOT ME LISTENING THIS AT 00:30 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

indigosunshower

Choosing to believe this is August testing the waters before deciding whether to reveal his incest kink, the same way he alluded to his foot fetish in other audios before officially confirming it (I promise to defend your inevitable future foot fetish audio from the anti-feet majority if you make a more taboo sequel to this, king 🙏)

Apex

This is stunning. An amazing play on the “one of us always lies the other only tells the truth” riddle

GinGin

OMFG you’re so right

💕Lauren💕

So glad to find another Abbot fan🙌🏾 also yes, I did!

raspberry98

@Lauren you’re so talented babes pfp too cute 🥰. And yes shout out to the Abbot fans 🫶🏿

Sarah

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Lucy

Manifesting a part 2 where they take turns with the listener and try to get her to guess which is which

Sarah

LOLLLL

sarah 💫

The lil “thanks…we both do” when he undresses totally alludes to F asking if he goes to the gym in my head 😵‍💫🏋🏽

sarah 💫

A BAJILLION PERCENT it feels like we’re witnessing the Michaelangelo of erotica or something, cannot believe how lucky we are to be in be same timeline where augustinthewinter is making audios 🙏🏼 also @andrea I totally feel that too!!! Rachel🍓 and I have gushed in other comments about how he’s become one of our fave writers, amongst famous authors, bc it’s THAT good. He is so skilled at “showing not telling” which is extra dextra hard when there’s zero visual assistance and it’s all reliant on the listener’s imagination! Like you said, you can tell he trusts the audience to get it 🧠

sarah 💫

He needs to go to jail for theft (of an imaginary BJ)‼️😤

sonnyangel

And just when i think youve reached critical max of crazy …

sonnyangel

12:48 … oh dear god

sonnyangel

Im officially crazy now

sonnyangel

Does this go in the switch category but literally switch

raspberry98

20:29-21:50 BITCH ARE YOU KIDDING ME

anna

"that's my cock" is one of my favorite lines EVER and has brought me back to the sneaking into your high school best friend's room audio [redacted] times, doing fuckin backflips hearing it in a new audio

erin 💕

Eeeeeeeeeeeeek 🙈🤭💕

Valencia Like the Orange

I am.. speechless. Ok, maybe not quite. But man, this one was visceral. The way my teeth were clenched throughout has my jaw sore. Thank you for such a fun time

JammyJam

I admire the beautiful twin flowers in the cover pic definitely not reminding me of Cagney Carnation doing jazz hands

vic

this is a masterpiece. cinematic art. the talent you have august oh my god. thank you for all you do 🎀

Anna 🌺🦕

not to ruin anyone’s commenting and theorizing fun but if there’s ever a mmf sequel, as im seeing lots of comments about, might i propose clones instead of twins? or something vague that could be either one in a choose your own adventure situation lol i know i might be the only twin here but there’s also people w incest trauma to keep in mind. or people without that but with adjacent trauma (me lol). im not trying to be selfish and of course u can always just tag it appropriately and people can skip whatever they wanna skip and it’s all hypothetical anyways, but since clones would kinda hit the same notes, it’s just a thought im putting out there for people’s consideration.

mimi 🌻

a clone !?? SOMEONE TALK TO ME ABOUT BAD BATCH

alisha 🌱

YES i'm all for a clone audio over another twin audio!! someone else mentioned the prestige in an earlier comment; we should totally lean more into the hugh jackman side of that movie rather than the christian bale side 🫡

Amazonia

Nunca me decepcionas darling 😍😍😍

S

👌I can get behind clones. literally. and they can get behind me

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Prepping them with anti-chafing cream I hope, he’s insane with this one 😭😭😭😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

roxy

I’ve been thinking the exact same thing so thank your for bringing this up, Anna! It’s great that we can stay mindful of how certain topics might affect different people 💕I love the idea of clones and it’s a great alternative that still captures the fun and creative aspect of (two) much of a good thing! ✨ (Also I’ll never say no to any excuse for another genre audio! 👀)

Aali

Oh my Lordy, this really hit a place that I had no idea I had, gimme more!!!

Amazonia

I need part II

Samaru

This is high concept but also token trope dynamic. Is it both or not? I cannot decide and tbh that’s pretty fitting 😏

Space Lillies

I really like these more than the mean ones, like the ones where the guy is really into the girl are def my favs.

M

Mimi that could be SO fun especially in developing their potential quirks or specific kinks!

roxy

Just wanted to add my two cents that the shuffling noise after listener lets speaker in through the door sounds a lot like shoes/boots being removed and that little detail is so appreciated when we live in a society full of cavemen 🥹 it’s the little things! ✨

Catherine

random but the first additional tag says orgams instead of orgasms

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2026-09-22 05:00 As someone who has dated a twin, holy shit this unlocked something in me 🫠
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mcs

22:16-23:31. i haven’t made it past this part

sarah 💫

+1 for The Clone Whores! 🤓🛸🚀 everyone has their own taste and not to yuck anyone’s yum ofc but I do think clones > siblings would be a more palatable way to incorporate double trouble play. I feel like August would be super duper careful w getting anywhere near sibling stuff and clones is a great alternative, love this idea!❣️Maybe F could be this big shot scientist experimenting w new cutting edge technology that has a strange side effect for one of the test subjects: cloning 👯orrrr he could go the Mickey 17 route and one of the clones could be kept secret?? So many cool possibilities w this idea!!!

Esmé

Gonna be so honest this did start playing in my Uber on my way to a date bc I was listening to it while I got ready, hope he enjoyed being told he's a slutty TA

S

I love to orgam

Emmy

this was a hell of a way to celebrate being hired as a TA this week

alisha 🌱

congrats, emmy!! 💖🎉

rachel 🍓

I never could’ve predicted how committed to the [mystery] bit I’d be for this incredible script! The writing here had me scrambling to construct an evidence board in my brain, zigzagging imaginary strings of red yarn between scraps of dialogue to puzzle out if I was more convinced it was August or Simon on the phone and/or on L’s floor by the end. With the invitation to tumble down a headcanon rabbit hole, you’ve spoiled the listeners who adore analyzing and theorizing about the characters and stories of your audios just as much as they love the erotic experiences they offer ( hiii 🙋🏻‍♀️). I’ve long admired your knack for leaving just enough room for ambiguity in your characters such that the vast lived experiences of your listenership can find something to sink into—all without ever compromising on details or specificity that makes every audio ambitious and distinctive. It’s a facet of the intrinsic inclusivity of your audios, imo. I LOVE how this piece leverages that ambiguity as a creative device by adapting it into a “Choose Your Own M” thing! All of your audios have reliable relistenability, but I am really struck by the ingenuity of having the choice to opt in to different Speaker characters based on our preference of “who” the encounter is with in the moment we’re listening. That is SO clever! And how fucking rad that all of our August vs. Simon headcanons are “correct,” each and every listen, no matter who we choose to suspect! You’ve managed to hatch a Whodun-nut (yes, this is a cringey cum pun. no, I will not apologize for it 🥛🥸) where the culprit is “whichever one is hottest” to us??? Do you realize how nutso that concept is, let alone your capacity to pull it off with this caliber of nuance and quality? You’re unreal. If you’re curious, on my first listen I was Team August up to the switch while Speaker is eating L out and then quickly decamped to Team Simon territory. My only hang-up: why would you intend for L to fuck the character who doesn’t have “your” name? A red herring, perhaps? But then I remembered that the only canon is that whoever I want L to be with is canon, and nothing matters beyond the meaning that I make!!!!! Yay!!!!! How very Camus of you. During my second listen, my imagination started to wander and extrapolate this into a magical realism setting with some sort of fantasy trickster/mimic/doppelganger creature element? Idk why but this does have a certain genre audio je ne sais quoi for me without being a genre audio. Again, I’m having way too much fun mapping out scenarios on a giant corkboard in my mind palace!!!!!! Someone please confiscate my yarn and pushpins before I get stuck in a Groundhog Day-style loop of listens!!!!! 📌🧶 🕵🏻‍♀️ “Schrödinger’s twin: if you don’t know who you’re talking to, then it’s like you’re talking to both at the same time. Or neither… Hey, hey, I read too, so!” - 1) Schrödinger’s twin is actually so hilarious; I laughed for real. 2) I relish how, despite your Speakers basically being varying degrees of nerd types, you still often make a point of an L character being just as smart (or smarter) than them AND that being enticing to the Speakers! In my IRL experience, there are far too many “nerdy” dudes out there who lash out from intimidation (?) or insecurity (?) when a woman/femme person dares to know more about something than they do and/or teases them about it. Your Speaker characters finding this attractive in an L just makes them hotter! 🕵🏻‍♀️ “No, no, no, you’re overthinking this! Just, ya know, give in to the mystery a bit…” - the way I did need this little call in to not try to “problem solve” the erotic audio yikesss haha thank you!!! 🕵🏻‍♀️ All of the kissing!!!! Above and beyond. I feel lightheaded just thinking about how the aural character of the kisses changes depending on where he’s kissing on L’s body. It’s magical how you can paint vivid visuals of kiss placements through sound. In hindsight, the kissing performance was a huge driver of my Team Simon leanings. Speaker may have a filthy mouth, but “I get so dizzy when you kiss me” + the insatiability and reverence of the kisses—HELLO??? This kind of behavior could only come from a sweet boy who has been yearning BADLY!!!! 🦋😍🎇 🕵🏻‍♀️ “You gonna cum on my tongue, baby, hmm?” - I LIVE for the way your Speakers tend to be chatty while giving head and your tone throughout the oral (especially in the delivery of this line) + the little humming “hmm”s and “huh”s... 🫠 Respectfully, your voice is so fucking hot here; he sounds ravenously desperate for L’s orgasm yet like he has them right where he wants them and is savoring every moment he can get with them unraveling on his mouth!!! 🕵🏻‍♀️ I’ve already commented about this, but it bears repeating: the mid-eating-it switch was brain-snatching bananas. Nerdy Oral Toy is an all-timer of mine for a reason, okay! I’m a sucker for pussy eating as a dominant act, and I think this is the first time you’ve had a Speaker essentially fuck a Listener back onto his mouth as if it were his cock by tugging their wrist? 🥵🙇🏻‍♀️ Wooooof if rough pussy eating has 0 fans, then look for my obituary in the papers bc it means I’ve passed. 🕵🏻‍♀️ “Make me taste it. Make me fucking taste it.” + “C’mon, don’t tell me that’s it, don’t tell me that’s it. I know you’ve got some more. I know you’ve got some more. I know you’ve got some more whimpers, squirms, and twitches for me.” Cheering for the continued extended F orgasm encouragement trend in the recent audios! Anything in the wheelhouse of “I know you have more for me” is always hot to hear. 🕵🏻‍♀️ “You’re all fucking mine. Yeah… huh? In all the ways you know you shouldn’t be.” - In my initial Team Simon interpretation of the audio, the [possessive] storytelling that happens through the sex positions is brilliant! I noticed that in the acts where Speaker is the giver and Listener is the receiver, they are never in a face-to-face position until AFTER L looks back at him when asked to, acknowledges him as Simon (“It’s me, it’s me, it’s me… it’s your sweetest, nicest student; it’s Simon; yeah, it’s me”), and finally says his name. It seems that this vocal recognition from L is what motivates him to change positions to [mating press], as if their cognizance of who he “really” is was what he needed to hear in order to take them in a way where there is more intimate, steady eye contact. He knew they’d figure him out if they could study his face for long enough. Form enhances content; the medium is the message! 🪞 🕵🏻‍♀️ Whenever I see a [cumplay] tag, I know I am in danger (positive)!!!!! I was right. Waving my white flag gleefully at Listener touching themselves as S cums all over their body + rubbing L’s clit with said cum as they suck it off his fingers. No notes. 🕵🏻‍♀️ “Suck that cock then, sweetheart. Get me hard again.” [END OF AUDIO]— Kicking and screaming at this ending, omfg, it’s cruel and unusual punishment to end an audio with dirty talk as they’re gearing up to go again! ☹️ I’ll forgive you when you make the L orgasm record-break audio where it’s clear there’ll be no fictional orgasm FOMO bc everyone is too fucked out to continue (kiddingggg obv; do what you want, but know it remains hotly anticipated!!!). This roleplay-within-a-roleplay premise + [identity play] was lightly metafictional in that it got me chewing on what I find so fun about temporarily stepping beyond myself to inhabit different Listener personas while enjoying this content. I get to simultaneously be myself and “someone else” and therefore, I’m neither fully myself nor fully the Listener but this other exciting, yet ephemeral, third thing? Liminal space (sexual)? lmao I’m getting too lost in the philosophical thicket just to say: This piece is such an important attestation to audio erotica being all about play! Exploring something “out there in erotica-world” may mean playing in the sexy sandbox with a different pail and shovel than the more “realistic”, slice-of-life scenarios, but I’m having just as much of a blast building the sandcastle, ya know? I can’t wait to hear what you’ll end up creating for the April Exclusive with the crowdsourced tag(s)! The current front-runner is something I have been dying to hear from you, so I know no matter what, it’s gonna be a doozy! Thank you for your boundless creativity, August! ⚡️

Valencia Like the Orange

I love that I'm not alone in my obsession with thay moment. The "I'm fucking you" through gritted teeth? Excuse me while my soul leaves my body 🫠

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2026-09-22 05:00 I love that your speaker characters don't just repeat the listener's line of dialogs for the listener to understand what's going on in the scene. This is the epitome of "show don't tell" and I so appreciate this. It's so much hotter than a mechanical repeating back of whatever "our" line is. Most VA's don't give the listener's enough credit to fill in the blanks💜🫶🏻
2025-04-17 18:21 I love that your speaker characters don't just repeat the listener's line of dialogue so the listener can understand what's going on in the scene. This is the epitome of "show don't tell" and I so appreciate this. It's so much hotter than a mechanical repeating back of whatever "our" line is. Most VA's don't give the listeners enough credit to fill in the blanks💜🫶🏻 (edited to fix spelling/grammatical error)

I love that your speaker characters don't just repeat the listener's line of dialogue so the listener can understand what's going on in the scene. This is the epitome of "show don't tell" and I so appreciate this. It's so much hotter than a mechanical repeating back of whatever "our" line is. Most VA's don't give the listeners enough credit to fill in the blanks💜🫶🏻 (edited to fix spelling/grammatical error)

Xóchitl

of course!! totally innocent ☺️

DivineFeminine

Pepe Silvia levels of mapping madness and dot-connecting 📌🤯 My theory also says Team Simon🧍‍♂️🤭

hellosunshine ☀️

Omg, August!! 😍😍 Thank you, you made my whole day 🙈💖

Nóri 🌜

Happy birthday!! 🎂

Nóri 🌜

Fall asleep to this like a lullaby, then jolted awake to all that clapping like "who are we celebrating? 👏"

sarah 💫

Happy bday hellosunshine!!! ☀️

c80-kiNz

standing ovulation ...i mean, ovation 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

🎵Now Playing - I Can Be Cool by Bob & Gene 🎶 (Alternatively, Snake Eater from MGS3. Hideo Kojima *will* be calling you) If I could give Simon a report card, it would read: “he was a joy to have in class…and in the library…and in the campus cafe bathroom…and in the CompLit office. A+.” I find myself once again INCENSED by how much I like a Speaker. I requested psychological torture in my Tutor prompt in the 50th poll, and, wouldn’t ya know it, when you least expect it, a torturer falls into my lap!!! If anyone can design and execute a devastating mind game, it’s Simon…or August…but definitely August(intheWinter). This is so taut, such a complex psychosexual structure, does your neck ever get tired bearing such a bejeweled crown, king??? Launching into my head canon, I think this is all a complicated plan to give the TA plenty of psychological and logistic coverage because he cares a lot about their comfort and creating a soft landing pad for this huge rule break. We are in Evil Loverboy territory, I fear. Plausible deniability is one of three dozen characters in this encounter, appearing in his requesting the lights stay off and their both erecting barriers to having each other completing (hands on the wall during oral, no one being “level” with the other until a critical moment!). We’re kept off balance as an audience while the characters really lean into how fun it is to play this way! And these two freaks are having SO MUCH FUN playing sexual chess. TA guesses August, but they really want Simon, and they know if they guess August, Simon, inflamed with jealousy and admiration of their acumen, will be the one who shows up. Gasp! His initial reactions make him seem like August (perfect, thank you, Plausible Deniability), but then he pretends to be the Simon in their head (subby). L’s response to his “don’t believe me?” is also so fun. I think they’re responding to how long he’s wanted this, not his identity reveal. They see an opportunity to play with his possessiveness and the collective perception of him as passive. Because Simon would *never* treat L like this…unless??? The aforementioned critical moment, the reveal, is DIABOLICAL. There are dozens of Simon imposters in L’s mind (his cocky, flirt brother; the version of him that’s only their student; the version of him that’s exclusively an obedient submissive in bed; the version of him who cannot be both polite and nasty, etc etc). This isn’t MMF (or MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMF more accurately), but it feels like it because of the presence of the imposters and his mental agility flipping between all of them. L gets to “have them both” as well as many other flavors of Simon himself while fucking him alone. He contains multitudes that he channels into an unspeakably powerful laser beam aimed at L’s head! The possessiveness is always hot, always love a possessive moment, and it has reached cataclysmic levels of hotness in this context where he’s offered a Simon sexual sampler, then cleared the table totally for the main course: him exactly as *he* wants to have them! He has systematically removed each and every 2D version of him after giving a taste of each so they know the frauds pale in comparison, perhaps also revealing to L just how much they want this raw version of him. Also very sweetiepie evil loverboy to ramp up on the taboo talk post-revelation. Now that they’ve both landed on the physically-hard-but-emotionally-soft landing pad of the floor/reality, finally “leveling” with each other, they’ve entered the big container he’s created for them and can get weird!!! Time to underscore what a bad TA they are for liking this, what a slut L is, what he's turned them into, that maybe he’s just lying and they’re such a huge fucking slut they don’t care. Iconery. So thoughtful and clear-headed and scary to be able to continue curating this experience even as he himself is getting something he’s wanted for several months. I think it’s soooooooooo interesting the way August functions as an expansion of Simon’s psyche? People don’t usually get the opportunity to see themselves try out different ways of being in the world, and being a twin affords those rehearsals without the worry about suffering consequences directly. I wonder if it’s easier for August and Simon to envision themselves in unlikely situations. If so, Simon has access to an incredible capacity for performance. He can be anything. I’m so scared of him. Which is to say, it is simply no contest for me. August is hot, to be sure, but there is no way in hell I’m choosing him over Simon, a man with a crush on his TA so huge, he concocts this plan to smash that both minimizes worry and maximizes hotness for the two of them (rule-following, polite professionals), all while giving an Oscar-worthy performance. Little smartypants, I need him desperately, this is so romantic. “I didn’t want you to feel bad…. I wanted you to feel terrible 😈” vibe. NEED HIM. Errata: 🖇️ You shouldn’t be allowed to use the phone filter. Your voice is sexy enough as is, it doesn’t need the lingerie of phone sfx on top of it. The third time I listened to this, I had to pause it at 4:04 because I was so overstimulated by the phone call. I needed to calm down, I felt CRAZED 🔫 🖇️ It needs be remarked: the wet sounds lately have been aljalkfjkajfwiaoefoajsdofjaiojfsjfjssklaj just super soaker 5000 ushy gushy Niagara Falls WETTER THAN WATER. I am so so scared, I do not understand what is happening in the booth, keep going!!! 🖇️ I think August was flirting with TA so hard to make Simon jealous so he’d actually do something. He’s too much of a polite sweet boy to make a move unless he’s incandescent with jealousy. 🖇️ Is this a thing they both do, leaning into other people’s stereotyped ideas about how they are and leveraging them into incredibly devastating sexual experiences????????? 🖇️ THIS AUDIO ADDS DIMENSION AND TEXTURE TO DT #17 THAT I DO NOT NEED. I am thankful, but you’ve made what is already one of my most favorite DTs more powerful. Evilllllllllll jail Hague 😭 🖇️ More DT Talk... I will be meeting this S&L pair in the DT #20 Thunderdome very, very soon. 🖇️ “Teacher’s pet” are there other phrases like that we can play with? Captain’s cumdump? That’s a phrase, right? 🖇️ But seriously…I am like….just…..your voice. YOUR. VOICE. I. I can’t. I. How are you….why…. It’s so. And then it just… When you… And it… Wow! 🖇️ “So you can feel me when we’re sitting in class”. No comment. 🖇️ Kissing his hips during a BJ???????????????????????????????? Bro, I’ll disintegrate, I didn’t realize we were on Lovers’ Lane 🏩 🖇️ Using this month’s DT as a guide, my hypothesis that you had “unclear intentions” and “acting one way, thinking another” in mind was right, but, naturally, I could never in 100 million years guess what is the in the box of your brain. I’m too busy being blissfully ignorant, batting yarn between my paws (listening to audios and [Connection Lost]). 🖇️ So there’s some cum stuff in this… What a little rollercoaster ride of being sad he pulled out, then overjoyed about what happened with it!!!!! But also, I’m too obsessed with him. It’s for the best he pulled out, I would have died. Thank you for sparing my life. 🖇️ “You want me to be him” is so loaded, I have been spinning it like a rubik’s cube since Monday. 🖇️ “I get so dizzy when you kiss me” *Third Date Breeder voice* Fuck you. Honestly, the kisses in this in general were SO YUMMY. Dizzy is so right 😵‍💫 🖇️ Anti-imperialism this, anti-capitalist that…. What about the monopoly you have on my attention? What about that????? You’re the Amazon of my fantasies, displacing mom and pop shops in my sexual imagination, and I think that’s fucked up 😡. It has been aaaaagggggoooonnnnyyy being so busy this week and unable to sit and scream about this until right now. This ending is an act of war on Fellatio Freak Nation that our sovereign @sarah💫 will likely address, but I'll say this: I’ve appreciated the inclusion of a more frayed edge ending since Grumpy Coworker as a reaffirmation that we are merely visiting these worlds that will continue to exist once you’ve closed the veil again. Also, Listener agency as a core tenet at the heart of your work is gorgeously magnified in this audio. Listener interpretation, personal proclivities, and head canons can turn this a variety of directions. *slaps top of audio* You can fit so many head canons into this bad boy! No matter which kinky path you walk down, it’s open-ended enough that almost everyone can achieve happy ends and do the very thing August & Simon are encouraging: speculating wildly and thinking about them a lot. So yeah, I think you might have done it justice. I cannot believe you made a Doublemint audio, and it SHREDS. Your mind is simply too powerful and funny. Thank you, August! 💗

Gigi 🪐

Thank you all 🥰

💕Lauren💕

The mental gymnastics that was just done on meee 😭 this audio is actually so crazy. The way I fr put on my detective hat to figure out which twin it was omgg and now I’m still kinda going back and forth on the actual truth here! For now, I’m going to say that it is August, but I love how this is a ‘choose your own adventure’ type of audio, I really liked it!💕 So could this actually be my favorite audio or recency bias?? I need more time to decide! But ugh the don’t call me D-ddy and fwb vm vibes were strong🙌🏾💕 https://imgur.com/a/vsZEb9J I have been in my art block era, so I have been finishing some old pieces like this one! I hope it’s okay to share! It’s a bit all over the place, but I have been wanting to make a manga strip ever since I got into digital art, and I’m satisfied with it. I am realizing how heavy the halftone is, so I hope it is not hurting anyone’s eyes!

alisha 🌱

omg LAUREN!! 💖 this is such a cute manga strip!! you've got such a great eye for panelling and your use of half tones is perfection!! no eyes were hurt at all; in fact, mine feel quite blessed!! i hope you feel inspired to make more; i'd love to see what else you come up with!! 💖✨️

roxy

Laurennnn 💖 I'm losing my mind over this manga strip omfg such a cute concept and you continue to draw poses and expressions so well! The panel layout is superb...it's something that's so simple but can actually take ages to decide on so just wanted to share that it's working so well here! and the little manga style doodles and words are soo cute! ugh omg, I hope you continue with these, what a privilege to exist in this timeline with you! I hope you can get passed your art block soon 💕

Sammi

Lauren!!!! Your talent always blows me away, and you always kill it with the creative concepts!! Let me in your brain for a minute please 🙏🏽

💕Lauren💕

@Alisha You’re always so sweet! 💕Thank you so much!! Pinterest was truly my friend that day, I also referred to some base manga references with some changes of course! I may make more in the future and maybe then I’ll have a better hand at the manga style too!🙂‍↕️ @Roxy 🥹 It really is the simple stuff that takes 50 years to finish! Kudos to comic/manga artists that able to do these so well and fast, it’s such an amazing skill to have! I’m so glad you like them and PLEASE, the privilege is all mine! I do remember us getting over our art blocks together a while back, so I could only hope to catch up with you soon💕

roxy

the only correct way to live!

raspberry98

No I would def prefer clones as well.

raspberry98

One of my favorite things about being in this lil community. Looking at Lauren’s pretty pictures. Yay!!!😌💕

💕Lauren💕

@Sammi TYSM!!💕 I’m so happy that you like it🙂‍↕️ all these little concepts are to heal my inner artist child and to have fun with art again! I hope I get back there soon! Btw if you go in my mind, you’ll just see my hear me-outs 😭 @Adaora You are way too sweet, I cantt💕This community is so creative that I’m never bored in every comment section! As long as you like them, I have to continue! Seeing you change your pfp has also been the highlight of my days here 😭 I just know you’re an amazing and funny person!

deerindigo

wait can you do a part 2 where it’s w simon and also the contrast idea from the dirty talks audio of being very rough but saying sweet things

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Omgggggg why does this make me nervous, I’m blushing and too nervous to even wave back at him!!! This is lovely, and what a clever way to work through artist block. I hope the little community gives you back some inspo and that the block doesn’t stay too long. Thank you for sharing this, Lauren! 🥰

Luna

YES oh my god. So few VAs do this well.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Bars bars bars (all of it always and particularly the first and last paragraphs that I am struggling to not just quote back at you)!!! 💗💗💗 🔎 “Whodun-nut” lmaooooo shut up! That’s my favorite candy bar 🍫 🔎 Genre feeling yes!!!! I briefly considered the idea there’s no August at all, he’s just an “evil” version of Simon who can be extracted from his body at will. Like when he wants to shamelessly flirt with his TA during a talk on One Hundred Years of Solitude 🤓😈 🔎 Yearning SO badly and thinking about this for a loooooong time. Those kisses were feasting kisses. The way he says “gorgeous”???? Come on. COME ONNNNNNN. The “sweetheart”s in this are also LETHAL. His hand on their face and neck 🥺…. Ooooooooooh, it’s happening to me all over again 🐺 🔎 “Form enhances content; the medium is the message!” YES exaaaaaaactly!!! I also really enjoyed this as a way to control himself so he didn’t ruin the fantasy for L. He knew in full light, given unrestricted access to their body, it would be too much for him. It would make it too obvious who it is and break the spell/erase any plausible deniability. They’re both too smart for that, L’s playing this deprivation game too. Gotta remove some sensory input to get out of their labyrinthine minds. For the first time, a Speaker had to be slowed down because he was too handsy. L had to get him back on track! He was HUNGRY omgomgomgomg I need him [long string of expletives]. 🔎 Your commentary on the pussy eating is vital and always so razor sharp! I cannot believe you can even talk about it. I’ve just picked up my ball and run off the field from August!!!! You get it soooo badddd!!!!!!!!!! 🔎 Oh, there’s cumplay in this, I hadn’t noticed. Hm! I supposed I’m fascinated by the soft chuckling “okay” as he finally stops rubbing the cum into their clit because they’re sensitive. 🔎 Hear hear on the primacy of play!!! Pulling in your idea about the medium being the message again because I too am in the philosophical thicket: if Simon can stretch into and play with these ways of being, so should we! Of note, the differences between twins are a matter of contrasts, not opposites. These are not invitations to leave yourself behind entirely, but to see if you'd enjoy different shades and tones of personality. Simon & August have a similar goal (getting this TA’s sexual attention) and have different methods for going about it. We too get to try out the multiplicity of ways various Ls can ALL get what they want (fulfilling sexual experiences with men they each find absurdly and life-alteringly handsome). This shit is NOT NORMAL. My local library holding AITW Penguin Classics when??????????????????

Peony

Thank you for sharing your art with us, Lauren! Your talent blows me away every time!

hellosunshine ☀️

Thank you!! Oh, thank you all so much. You made a gal feel real special 🥰🥰

hellosunshine ☀️

Okay, I don't want to sound like a creeper, but I am ❤️obsessed❤️ with reading your reviews on the audio posts 🙈 I swear we have the same thoughts and the same brain. You make me laugh sooo much!! I always look forward to reading what you have to say, having a good laugh, and yelling 'Yaassss!!!' out loud to myself a million times agreeing with you 💖

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

@Gabriella that didn't even cross my mind. Now I'm sat! What tattoo (placement?) did you have in mind? I'm thinking chest and bicep tattoos. If it's August, maybe even a slutty waist tattoo. 👀

💕Lauren💕

@Gabriella Your compliments always have grinning ear to ear! It was such a nice call back to all the shoujo mangas I used to read with the popular MMCs! The community here is so amazing that I hope the block isn't too long either, I can’t wait to get back into it! @Peony Ahhh😭 💕 Thank you!! As long as everyone enjoys it, I am happy to share!

Amy Untamed

I nearly didn’t listen to this cus I was like”nah this don’t sound like my vibe”. I was wrong, I was very very wrong

aliyah

the absolute HUMILIATION of university-themed audios coming dead last every time, my god 💔💔💔 it was all worth it

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Like, I thought this was a horny book club! How could university-themed audios not sweep the polls???

Andria🖤

Sigh. Guess I found another new kink again thanks to you

serenity

got an award at work and now this yippee!!!!!! 💞

rachel 🍓

How did I know you’d be on Team Simon too, Gabriella? An intellectual’s take! 🤓🍷 You’ve offered such a breathtaking play-by-play of the Simon as Speaker headcanon, holy crap!!! 🧍🏻‍♀️I’m constantly floored by your critical analysis of the audios, but this has to be one of my favorite Gabriella comments ever. Who do I need to call to convince an accredited university to give you a PhD in AugustInTheWinter audios??? “He has systematically removed each and every 2D version of him after giving a taste of each so they know the frauds pale in comparison, perhaps also revealing to L just how much they want this raw version of him. ” THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS OMG! 🤸🏻‍♀️I am drooling at your elucidation of the “imposters” Simon inhabits (his twin brother, needy sub, etc.) prior to the unmasking moment of truth! You’ve made me love August’s (the creator, not the twin, to be clear lol) instinct to include a switch even more. Switchiness underscores the play with expectations + the unspeakably hot erotic energy harnessable when your understanding of someone’s personality in the streets is not necessarily a verbatim translation to their proclivities in the sheets and there's that magical "holy shit 😦🔥" moment! A day one AITW tenet! 🎭 Enthusiastically nodding along to your SFX comments! The phone filter as “lingerie” for his voice is TOO funny omfg but you’re absolutely correct! How can his stupidly hot voice just. get. hotter??? And he wonders why voicemail/phone sex audios are such a popular request 😭 I can’t even speak on the ultra-juicy wet SFX beyond saying thank you for having the strength to give kudos. I am too Unwell over them at this time! 🎭 the BJ hip kissing was another Team Simon breadcrumb for me! That is farrrrr too tender of a move for L to be pulling out on some cocky flirt!!!!! That’s a treat for reserved for the down bad Lover Boys! 💋🥰 🎭 “Listener agency as a core tenet at the heart of your work is gorgeously magnified in this audio.” EXACTLY! Damn, another addition for the Patreon “About” page! Beautifully said and a core reason I treasure this place like I do 💌 I’ve already relistened to this one [redacted] times and am chomping at the bit to ride the merry-go-round again, especially with your Simon as Speaker thoughts enriching my own Simon headcanon! Thank you for all of it always! 💗🎠 p.s. the agony re: being too busy + having to wait to scream about an audio the way it deserves is too real. It’s me not having had the chance to Big Comment on Bossy Domme yet!!! ETA: someday, hopefully, idk!

Rya Li

the icon for this is v cute lol. also this audio was reaaaaal good

rachel 🍓

@DivineFeminine EXACTLY, you see the vision (conspiracy board + Simon as Speaker 🫡). Completely random, but I saw Fontaines D.C. last night (they were fucking incredible, as always! 🎸🇮🇪) and you crossed my mind bc of our discussion in the comments of last July’s summer AMA SFW about seeing them open for the Arctic Monkeys! I hope you’ve got more great concerts lined up for this year! 🤞🏼 I am seeing Lucy Dacus next week + Fontaines D.C. again (clearly a super fan lol) next month! @Gabriella I completely neglected to talk about this in my response to your Big Beautiful Comment, so I’m grateful that you alluded to your yummy idea of the intentional “barriers” S&L establish as fuel for the fantasy when engaging with my form/content + medium as message point re: sex positions! Loooove your read of that + lights off + hands on wall as a means to reinforce the [identity play] of it all!!! Perhaps a tenuous parallel, but I think that concept resonates in my enthusiasm for pleasure dommy [edging]? I see similarity in withholding sexually being applied as a means to enhance + infuse more into the kinky gratification of the encounter rather than actually divesting pleasure? Bc you mentioned this moment of the audio in your comment, I am curious how you interpret L’s request for him to pull out vs. finish inside in this framework? I ask because I could read this “barrier” as both upholding the [plausible deniability] game that Simon is August—Listener wouldn’t have as personal of a connection with August to let him cum inside them? — OR a moment where Listener is calling a spade a spade—they are acknowledging in action that he *is* Simon, Simon is *their student*, and as much as they want to give him everything, it’s a bit too irresponsible (despite all that has transpired lmao) to let a student creampie them? I’d love to know how that beat lands for you! This single moment as imbued with so much meaning to unpack… yet another tally in the August is a Gifted Writer column, I fear!!!!! Also the fucking “too handsy” line… an aluminum baseball bat to the skull for me, a ho for [hand kink]. Evil work. Speaking of more evil work: clit-involved cumplay + hint of overstim + chuckle??? I’m indisposed. I feel like someone put a hit out on me for testifying (read: yapping in comments) about the criminal (positive) cum stuff on this platform too much?????? Need witness protection ASAP. 😨🛡️ “We too get to try out the multiplicity of ways various Ls can ALL get what they want (fulfilling sexual experiences with men they each find absurdly and life-alteringly handsome).” AMEN. I did not understand the gravity of that kind of self-education available here until I met You Were Too Busy Listener! I’ve found that the most “destabilizing” Ls have taught me the most, and in this one, I was schooled by August + Simon as destabilizing Speakers! To “give in to the mystery” was to take a bit of a leap, and I’m loving the view from this side of the ravine! 🏔️🌻

Anna 🌺🦕

ty guys i was worried i was sounding whackadoodle doo but u got me 🥰

S

that's the cutest.

S

snake eater is a karaoke go to for me lol

PlainJaneJezebel

Damn, I can’t believe I missed a foot fetish confession lol

Rachel

this is where I’m at and I’m about to listen for the first time!!

dangie 💌

guys I was trying to write like a whole time stamped reaction thingy but my brain couldn't make it past the sexy stuff ✋🏼😔

Amanda

Congratulations 👏🎉

dangie 💌

01:18 the smirk coming through when you're talking is actually driving me insane like- 01:50 "august- i mean, me" GIRL??? I'm already getting confused you CANNOT be getting confused with me 💔 02:45 / 02:59 I like that laugh, "eheheh" (please someone get the reference 🙏🏻🙏🏻) 03:22 AUGUSTINOOO 😭 I love how expressive you are. the smiley-ness in this audio is literally the best thing ever 04:58 I feel like I'm watching the Parent Trap. I know it's the same guy but it's just different enough that it could be two different people 😟😟😟 05:18 - 05:20 THE GIGGLE OMFG im blushing and cheesing so hard rn stop it 06:16 ARE YOU TRYING TO SEDUCE ME ?!?!?!? GET AWAYYYYY 07:12 I wanna take a moment to appreciate the sound design because August, you always hit with the background sounds/effects 🗣‼️ We got so lucky that you chose to go D1 into making the whole audios more atmospheric and immersive (especially in this audio with the beginning phone call). 08:18 taking your shoes off? weird way to propose but OKAY! 08:40 August/Simon asking to leave the light off is crazy because what if they pull some crazy switcheroo ☝🏼😔 no but honestly why was bro already like whispery and breathy STOP SJSHDHDHDHD 08:53 - 09:56 I LOVE A MAKEOUT THAT GETS MORE AND MORE DESPERATE 🙏🏻🙏🏻 I like that it also doesn't help the listener in trying to guess which twin she's with because it literally could be either one of them being that eager to kiss her. 10:06 IM GONNA LOSE IT AH- *explosion noises* 10:24 oh my god... don't threaten me with a good time 🕳🚶🏻‍♀️ #MM4FSEQUELPLEASE 11:09 - 12:16 idk what else to say (because I think my brain's melted) except that I looooove a loud chatty man ‼️ give him to me please 🤲🏼🤲🏼 12:39 these pretty boy moans are gonna send ME INTO ORBIT 🚀 goodbye 🫡 13:37 KISS YOUR HIPS? AUGUST? ARE YOU INSANE ?!?!??! https://shorturl.at/QM2Oy 14:10 Simon/August-playing-Simon is so cute I can't do this 15:08 - 15:28 the kissing 😞 THE KISSING 😞 my soul just left my body 16:14 the way bro just went for them's got me weak in the knees 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️ 17:47 "mark you up so you can feel me in class" someone sedate me. 19:29 seems like this guy's got a PhD in eating 😺 for realsies 21:20 THE SWITCH? HELP ME SOMEONE HELP 🆘️🆘️🆘️🆘️ 22:20 WOAH THAT SOUNDED SO CRISP AND CLEAR?!?!?! OKAY AUGUST I SEE YOU 22:46 - 22:50 it's so over for me how will I ever recover 23:04 I SPOKE TOO SOON THIS IS IT FOR ME 23:40 ONWARDS IS JUST HIT AFTER HIT AFTER HIT ‼️‼️ it felt like a bloody combo with the commanding kinda condescending tone, the "its a little weird because I am him", "mhm", and whispery dirty talk about how listener is a horrible TA- AND THE "i don't wanna use a condom, is that okay?" *insert mortal combat voice* FINISH HIMMM the low "you know what? I think you do believe me" 😵‍💫😵‍💫 BYE! 25:41 - 25:47 I got knocked down and can't even get up bro its over 26:03 you got me dude IM CONVINCED 💥💥💥 27:42 this whole sequence made me feel like i got hit by a flashbang 🙂‍↕️ full on ears ringing, seeing spots, completely dazed 28:39 - 28:43 ☺️☺️☺️☺️ 29:43 A FREEZING COLD BUCKET OF WATER JUST POURED DOWN ON ME 😧 "you don't even know" I DONT EVEN KNOW???? 31:24 - 32:40 okay so now that I've gone completely insane, who would like to strap up my straight jacket AND LOCK ME IN THE PADDED ROOM ? ☺️☺️☺️☺️ 34:03 - 34:35 imagine tryna go about your day and just having this bit loop over and over and over in your head 34:42 - 35:24 JAW DROPPED PEARLS CLUTCHED 😧 ending is giving sequel 🤭🤭 come on now august ALL IN ALL BANGER AUDIO WELL DONE AUGUST 🏆🏆🏆

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

@rachel: I never stood a chance! Even the trap of naming the other guy August didn’t get me! I am nothing if not down bad ALWAYS for the evil loverboy nerdy freaks 🌹. Omggggg insanely wonderful rachel compliment, thank you 💗💗💗!!! I’m overjoyed my refusal to see anything but Simon (as Speaker and in general) resonates with you so deeply and of course it does, TASTE! I have no idea which doors it would open for me, but a PhD in AITW Audios would be the prettiest feather in my cap 😭 It’s funny, I was trapped under Simon’s thumb when I got the notification for your comment. But that’s not a particularly special coincidence since I too have been just smashing that play button. I am currently in the quicksand of “it’s me, it’s me”. DO NOT SEND HELP. Anyway, I heard during relisten #[who’s asking], “icy all day/to me, but you want this?” or something to that effect sometime during the oral. A throwaway, likely improved line like that is exactly the "holy shit 😦🔥" switchy, perception is not reality game August has mastered!!! And the BJ hip kissing is sooooo tender, I can’t deal with it. That’s yet another fun layer here in Simon as Speaker land: this almost like…silly? It’s so obvious it’s him, they both can’t help but touch each other in ways that betray deeply held affections, he was ready to rip off all their clothes and fuck them practically in the doorway of their apartment, YET they’re putting on this little show. That’s kinda silly and very very cute. That was my takeaway after relistening again this morning. Truly cannot escape from Simon 🥰 Eajdiofajsi it will be a barrel-aged rachel comment!!! It’s going to be so so so so good whenever it shows up. Alternatively, this is an opportunity to finally openly lie and just comment, “Nice work, had fun”. @Shiloh: it is a bangerrrrrrr, will have to try it at karaoke next time, I've never thought of that!!!

PT

Just want to echo the comments about the phone filter. There's a reason why I can't listen to the audios with that filter too often. 🫠🫠

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

“I see similarity in withholding sexually being applied as a means to enhance + infuse more into the kinky gratification of the encounter rather than actually divesting pleasure?” Toooooootally, absolutely 10000%, well said. I looove this idea and especially how it’s utilized here with two people who have indeed fantasized about the other for months on end, so the deprivation totally feels like a way to infuse meaning in each “reveal” (this is *actually* what they feel like under their clothes, this is *actually what it’s like to kiss them). Each audio I try not to go Certified Yearner mode, and I have an almost 0% success rate 😔 “pull out vs. finish inside” VERY INTERESTING QUESTION!!!!!! Hmmm I really like your second reading. It feels like a scene break to account for real life consequences of their actions. Simon pulls them back in, but even his “while you moan *his* name” sounds so giddy with joy that it feels just as much an admission as a return to the scene where they’ll keep “playing along with their TA-student fantasy”. This L feels like, to me, they’d be satisfied with 5% uncertainty on this being Simon, that’s enough to room for both plausible deniability and taboo while being fairly certain they’re actually boning the boy they really, really like. I think if they were still in doggy, it would feel more like upholding the plausible deniability game + reticence to possibly have a cocky flirt you’re not down bad for unload in you. “an aluminum baseball bat to the skull for me, a ho for [hand kink]. Evil work.” it continues to kill me, the idea of him teeheeing all the way there, even requesting the lights stay off, then immediately trying to have as much of them as physically possible after 6 seconds of making out. NEED. HIM. Has this really never been said before?????? Are we losing our minds??????? Lmaoooo literally every week I think, “why does he FORCE ME to list out a dozen things that turn me into a SLOBBERING BEAST?! His demands are unreasonable, and he makes them with a gun to my head!!!! I have NO CHOICE”. Foolishness. Changing my name is Anastasia Beaverhausen and leaving the country 😨 I love that 💗!!! Taking the leap and remembering there’s a second half to this whole thing, there will be a sturdy, fleshed-out sound wave man’s fantasy you’ll safely land in, so you don’t actually need to figure every single thing out (I also struggle with that leap 😅). Especially sweet here where Simon clearly values their intellect and deduction skills, so much so he wants them to feel free to not be that way. I wrote a Tutor audio comment for his bday and edited it just this AM to add that he feels like Attention to Detail, and I'm Detail, and that's what makes it so comforting and hot and perfect. He absolutely has stuff figured out, and I can just go nut-nut (relative for me lol). Once again tapping the "please don't make me say "Need Him" again" sign...........

Pie 🥧

Schrödinger’s twin? 👀

pinkJoy_0

Hey apologies if someone’s already pointed this out but you have a little repeated clip at 29:06 and 29:09 ☺️

Amy Untamed

lemme know how you find it!!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Slutty waist tattoo lmaoooo I was thinking of either something meaningful to him and his brother OR a birthmark that looks like a tattoo??? Tbh, I’m obsessed with this bicep tattoo idea since I’ve decided they have chest hair 😌

weepy

I thank you for your service 🫡

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2026-09-22 05:00 I don’t even know why I attempt to read a book (cr: the boyfriend + i need more mystery/thriller recos) while listening to audios????
2025-04-19 19:07 I don’t even know why I attempted to read a book (cr: the boyfriend + i need more mystery/thriller recos) while listening to audios????

I don’t even know why I attempted to read a book (cr: the boyfriend + i need more mystery/thriller recos) while listening to audios????

DivineFeminine

I was *just* at a concert last week! I drove a few hours to Vegas to catch Rauw Alejandro since his LA show was sold out 😭. We ended up making a whole weekend out of it, and it was so much fun! 🙂‍↔️ OMG “Here’s The Thing,” “Bug,” “Sundowner,” and “Favourite” from the new album have been on a mini loop, I bet they’re a dream to hear live 🥹 The Lucy Dacus show sounds incredible! Hope you have a good time! ☺️ Waiting on a few announcements but SO excited for all the concerts this year! 🤘🏼

DivineFeminine

LAUREN this is amazing, omg 🥹 That blushing smile and shy wave is the absolute cutest! I seriously admire your hair drawing skills because it’s SO GOOD. It looks so effortlessly natural and soft, like it makes me want to run my fingers through it, lmao. My favorite panel is the close-up of the eyes with those little pieces of hair falling through, such a beautiful detail. Thank you so much for sharing this, Lauren! 🩷🩷

MichaelCeraVe

This is such a fun concept and I like how it successfully plays with the ambiguity. "I am him, I am Simon" only to later say "make you cum while you scream his name" for example - I thought you were only going to play with it in the opening dialogue but it continued, which was very fun.

em ♡

Mental stimulation is sexy ✋️

mikmak

this happens to me every time😔

Thatthat

That was diabolical, incredible

hexa

not whackadoodle doo *at all*, anna. thank you for writing this. ☺️

💕Lauren💕

@DivineFeminine Your description of my art makes it truly come to life💕Thank you!! I appreciate all the detail you notice in my pieces too, I feel honored. That panel is also my favorite!

stefff

I didn’t know I was into this.

Adrienne A

The storytelling game here is on POINT 🏆

Pancakes on toast

I HAVENT HAD AN AUDIO HIT LIKE THIS IN A GOOD MINUTE!!!!

moira 🎃👻

“double the pleasure, double the fun, juicy fruit” -August 🍍✨

gojoflakes

PETITION FOR THE EIFFEL TOWER 😂‼️‼️

gojoflakes

i think i just ascended this is insane

Nóri 🌜

Sleepy team for the win!

anna

those spanks are CRISP im convinced august is back there behind that mic with a whip 😭

Rose S.

Within the first minute, I started grinning from ear to ear, and I haven't stopped yet. I've never been more delighted. This might be AITW's most literary audio. The doubles? The psychosexual house-of-mirrors effect? The "you mad?" trolling impulse elevated to high art? RIP Vladimir Nabokov, you would have LOVED August and(/or) Simon. When this ended I laughed out loud and kicked my feet in pure glee. Thank you for the joy 👯‍♂️

rachel 🍓

WAIT, YES!!! certainly the most Russian literature coded AITW audio I’ve heard omfggggg. Doubling in general is a huge motif/theme in that tradition! As you said, Nabokov, but also Gogol (“The Nose”) as well as Dostoevsky (“The Double”) 🫡📚💕

Rose S.

YOU GET IT!!!! God I love it here

ky❣️💌🌷

i will come back to big comment on this man- THESE MEN?- but mmsmdkfjfjdkkskdjdjdjsjsjsjsjkdfjfkkfkg 🥰🥰🥰 sexc mind game perfection

ky❣️💌🌷

the phone voice.... someday science will figure out why it does me like that

illylove

That hard cut at the end is evil

MichaelCeraVe

I actually could even go for longer listener pauses. I love filling in the blanks.

Rose S.

I loooove mysteries and thrillers. My favorite living mystery/thriller writers are Tana French and Gillian Flynn — not deep cuts, but there’s a reason they’re so big. Are you into cozy mysteries, more noir-ish vibes, or…?

Rose S.

@sarah 💫 I genuinely refer to August as Erotic Michelangelo when I mention him to friends. I bounce off of all types of media SO OFTEN because the writing just isn’t there for me (usually it’s too clumsy or there’s not enough to chew on), so I can’t believe August’s work exists. Just for me????? (no)(but still, what an incredible treat)

kenna

“It doesn’t need the lingerie of phone sfx on top of it” oh my god EXACTLY. ive been trying so hard to verbalize why phone sfx is so hot to me and this is exactly why. beautiful big brained comment as always gabriella !!

milaaa

WHO TF ARE YOU????

milaaa

cause i need him 🧎🏾‍♀️

jen

Evil twin coded one might say.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

It's too intimate!!! He's already in my ear, I don't need to feel like he's *literally* on the other end of a phone line 😦. And thank youuuuu 🥰

dangie 💌

the laughing emoji BUT WE'RE BEING SO SERIOUS

dangie 💌

WHY AM I BACK HERE AGAIN someone lock me up !!!!

Crystal

Oh god the raw dogging?? Are you serious?? DONTLOOKATME! 🫣

Thelnie

The way my husband and I gasped with glee (ok actually it was me and then him laughing at me) to add a new “big ___ dick/cock” to the list 🤣. The quiet soft demand for no condom was soooo hot too 😭 No one makes the hungry makeout sounds like August. 🔥

Thelnie

My face when it ended 🦉

Rya Li

i always love the little icon for each audio. i actually found the kind of plant thats in this photo irl the other day! its v pretty

Voxy

When you say "oops" at 2:57... DIABOLICAL

rae

A common occurrence indeed

Lana

so am i the only one that thinks the phone call is august, but the actual meetup is with simon?

gojoflakes

cause IM LAUGHING BUT NOTHINGS FUNNY.

Apples

Imma need a part 2 to this one

kira ✨

OMG TBIS IS SO GORGEOUS 🥺😭

akiscigarett

and what if i said i needed a part two 🧍🏾

Foxyroxyboxy

Part 2 petition to have MMF here but have "Simon" be dictating in some way to L... like saying "ride my face" but she's actually on top of August, etc. Etc. There could be an aspect of denial by only having one of them "allowed" to interact. Would also be a way for L to "try both of them to know for sure" or whatever S says in this one lol. Done exhibisionism MMF over the phone before, but any from the same room? Idk.

vic

NEW AUDIO TODAY OMFGG G G

little j

someone in my dream last night was named Simon and it *just* clicked where i heard that name recently 😶🆘

Shisaki

I know it shouldn't be but this is so Luke and Kieran from lads coded to me, WHO DOESN'T LOVE EVIL NAUGHTY TWINS (they're playing with my heart here)

Shisaki

Good girl loop at the end has become my new tinnitus sound,, also the whispery possessiveness 🫠🫠 it'll get me every single time, fuck yes I'm all yours if that's what the speaker tells me

Zechora

Gosh this was brilliant work. I loved the teasing, and all the praise. It just gets me...

💕Lauren💕

Saw this so late, thank you so much Kira!!💕💕

sav kate

I shan’t demand but shall formally request a sequel to this piece 🧎‍♀️

amy

i hadn’t had the chance to listen to this and I FINALLY DID and i always say to each audio “THIS IS THE BEST ONE” but this really hits different. it’s so interesting this stuff isn’t one where i usually dabble in but oh man more shit be unlocking for me. i’m like a video game and instead of more achievements i have more kinks💀💀💀💀 seriously tho great ass audio i literally was gasping every 20 secs cause everything coming out of ur mouth is diabolical but in the BESTEST HORNIEST WAY POSSIBLE. the ass smacks were so crisp i ate that shit up like a crispy potato chip. also the ending ?????? LIKE OH NO IF ONLY THERE WAS A PART 2 👀👀👀👀👀👀

joe

this is is so funny i love this. literary analysis of erotic audio. brilliant.

electra

25:28 such a specific flavor of degradation, it's making me spin in circles

Seethesands

wow i love how you always surprise me with your ideas… and the edit to your voice.. I’m grateful ☺️

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2026-09-22 05:00 https://imgur.com/a/RdS4yi4 i'm back again with another audio inspired illustration—and an amateurish 2 frame animation! 😅 since i didn't make anything for march, i figured i'd blend some rainy day elements from last month's early access with this twin audio for a cozier scene 🤭 there's 33 intended references this time!! 💖 hope y'all enjoy~
2025-05-06 05:27 i'm back again with another audio inspired illustration—and an amateurish 2 frame animation! 😅 since i didn't make anything for march, i figured i'd blend some rainy day elements from last month's early access with this twin audio for a cozier scene 🤭 there's 33 intended references this time!! 💖 hope y'all enjoy~

i'm back again with another audio inspired illustration—and an amateurish 2 frame animation! 😅 since i didn't make anything for march, i figured i'd blend some rainy day elements from last month's early access with this twin audio for a cozier scene 🤭 there's 33 intended references this time!! 💖 hope y'all enjoy~

Cait

Alisha stfu!!!!! I love love love this! The colors! The rain! The references! The book titles are my fave 💞

roxy

Alisha Omg the lighting in this one is absolutely whimsical, it’s so super cozy and warm, perfect for a cold rainy night 💕✨and of course Miss Ginger is there to keep us comfy company! 🐈🌸 you’re giving Lofi girl a run for their money!! The animation really makes brings the whole thing together I’m obsessed!! 💜 Im so proud of myself for finding (almost) all 33 references and had so much fun doing so but my absolute faves have to be Beauty & the Brute, the phone notifs and of course 69% battery (ehe). I’ll never not be impressed by your mind!!

Peony

Alisha! This one might be my new favourite! The warm glow of the lamplight is so cozy. It’s so much fun to find all the Easter eggs, I *think* I’ve spotted all of them. The animated rain is such a fun added touch too! Always such a treat when we get to see your art 🩷

alisha 🌱

@cait: wahh i'm so thrilled to hear that!! the book titles are so much fun to come up so i always love when y'all zoom in to read what's on the shelves!! 🤭💖 thank you so much, cait!! @roxy: the power of lighting is actually so nuts; the flat colour version just looks like some room 🧍‍♀️ whereas the version with the lighting is ✨️a room ✨️💃 and PLEASE i may have to use the iconic lofi girl as inspiration next time!!~ and thank you so much for inspiring me so much with your art!! you're the queen (gn) of animations, and i aspire to someday reach your high skill of animating illustrations!! 💖 you've absolutely nailed all the references and i'm so touched that you took the time out of your day to find them all—and to write a sweet comment!! 🥹 mwah mwah forever~ @peony: omg a new favourite is SUCH high praise!! 🥺 i've been super into that nostalgic orange of incandescent lightbulbs, so it felt perfect to pair that with a bit of rain~ i'm forever touched hearing that people are finding all the easter eggs, and it's always a treat getting to read your lovely comments!! 💖 thank you so much, peony!!

Sammi

Alisha I love this so much! You made this photo feel so warm and cozy, I just wanna be in there. And the phone background being one of your past works is literally so genius!!! 33 references, yea imma need to sit down with a pen and paper for this one

moira 🎃👻

you are insane, this is amazing !! I love these so much, thank you for blessing us with this 🫶🏼

alisha 🌱

@sammi: thank you so much!! i'm so glad the cozy vibes came through~ and haha i'm all for working smarter, not harder by reusing past works 🤭 good luck on the easter egg hunt; i'm curious as to which ones you end up finding!! 🫡💖 @moira: thank YOU so much for always being so wonderfully supportive and kind, moira!! seeing people enjoying my silly lil pieces brings me so much more joy than i could ever properly express 🥹💖

kaspr

Looove the ending implication of another round after, incredible work as per usual

wiggie

alisha artwork stays 🔛🔝 there is actually no way that you are real. seeing an imgur link in your comments means it’s time for dessert and it’s only 7am!! I LOVE U

alisha 🌱

@wiggie: PLEASE 😩💖 how did you figure out my secret that i'm just a figment of your imagination 😔 haha i hope dessert pairs well with breakfast!! and i love u too; your friendship and support mean the absolute world to me MWAH 💖

sarah 💫

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL Alisha omgggg this is incredible!!! I caught 30ish references and each and every one is ✨spectacular✨ Your talent for depth + lighting (the lamp casting a soft glow over everything) astonishes me 😍 my fave ref has to be the Kleenex box omgmfnfmd your mind!!!! Tysm for sharing this fantastic piece! 💕

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

This is so so so so so so so so annoying, why are you so good? What's your angle?!?! This is insanely lovely and detailed! The magnification of the temples in the lens WHAT! My favorite details are the mint tea, the sound waves on the vase, and rain clouds on the Kleenex box hehe. I want to live in your artwork!!!! Thank you so much for sharing this, alisha, I loooooove it!!!! 💗💗💗

maiden

this is so sick wtf

alisha 🌱

@sarah: omg you found so many; thank you for playing along!! and i'll forever be thanking you for the idea to make more "i spy" pieces for these audios 🤭💖 i'm so glad you picked up on the kleenex reference!! last month's audios were a goldmine for future easter eggs~ @gabriella: mwahaha that's my secret: i sit at my canvas and ask myself "how can i best annoy gabriella today?"~ 😈 i'm so geeked about your favourite references; sometimes i add things in and am never certain if people will catch them—like the sound waves!! y'all never cease to amaze me with how sharp your eyes are!! thank you so much for always being so lovely and supportive, gabriella, i appreciate you immensely!! 💖 @maiden: omg thank you so much!! also super off topic but i love your pfp!! the animation on it has me mesmerized!! 💖

💕Lauren💕

Alisha, your mind??? Your talent is just insane😭 your attention to detail is so good! I literally can’t stop looking at it and lowkey wish I could be sitting in that room. It looks so cozy!! That lighting✨ I think I got all the easter egg details! My fav has to be the way you made the phone background your concubine art piece. Also the twin flowers for the audios and omggg the Augustverse!! Thank you for blessing my eyes once again🙂‍↕️ 💕💕💕

alisha 🌱

@lauren: wahh THANK YOU!! i think my pnw roots really subconsciously took over while making this one because coziness in rainy weather is always so appealing to draw 🤭 and omg thank you for joining in on the easter egg hunt!! the twin flowers were so much fun to add in, and i'm hoping that the augustverse inclusion will manifest a part 2 for us soon!! 🤞🕯 thank you for always being so wonderful; you are forever an inspiration to me!! 💖

Page Chase

This is gorgeous. Could we get a Lo-fi Beats to get railed to in the Augustverse playlist to go with the animated visual? :D

Page Chase

OMG LADS girlies (I don't play the game I just consume all the content obsessively). I can't think of Luke and Kieran as anything other than my two rambunctious adoptive sons with Sylus though.

Page Chase

"lol jk... unless..."

alisha 🌱

@page: thank you so much!! an augustverse lofi beats playlist would be absolutely darling; please let me know if you ever end up finding or creating one!! 🤭💖

Page Chase

Same. Though I've always been able to tell them apart since we were in kindergarten. If I couldn't tell them apart and found out during sex that they'd switch, I would pass out.

Page Chase

How I know August had to have been raised in an Asian house: shoes off in the house and an ever-present need to impress his teacher.

Lucy

THIS IS SO GOOD WHAT!! There are so many Easter eggs and your art style is so cute!!

alisha 🌱

@lucy: you're too sweet!! 🥹💖 it's been so much fun seeing people hunting for the easter eggs in all my i spy illustrations~

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

Played this 3 times now. Thats Simon. Simon's a dom. August made the phone call. Not a doubt in my mind! :)

an1cl

That part had me laughing

JammyJam

Listening to this again and suddenly thinking of Everybody has a Plan with Viggo Mortensen… somehow this video is giving me a similar vibe/has the similar potential. Guess what I want to say is this is a really really good audio/story 🫠🫠🫠

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I just realized I didn't make my guess at where the secret "August" is! I *think* it's spelled out in the witchy stuff on the second shelf??? Also, is the peach just because they're tasty??

alisha 🌱

@gabriella: omg wait, i had originally hidden 2 to make up for last month: 1 on the patreon notification, and i had designed a calendar on one of the shelves—but when i realized i needed to resize the shelves, i must've forgotten to move the calendar back 😭 i'll be more diligent for this month's illustration!! and the peaches are a reference to the anal audio~ 🤭🍑

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Oooo I'm making it too complicated again. And I'm sure the calendar is lovely, and its absence doesn't make the piece any less lovely (I know bc it's in my phone background!). Lmaooooooo wow briefly transformed into a Victorian woman 😭😭😭. What could the peach possibly be but representative of a tasty, nutritious snack? "This months' illustration"? Yahoo!

alisha 🌱

@gabriella: nooo—if anything, knowing that you're searching for the hidden "august" inspires me to get more creative with hiding them!! i'm SO very honoured that you've made so many of my pieces your background; i'll forever be thrilled to hear that!! 🥹💖 i appreciate you—and your momentary victorian mindset—so much!!~

an1cl

either August loves mind games or Simon's a switch, either way this audio is so fun.

sofiee

the msub character is sooooo good i need an msub audio x mommy listener so bad

weepy

just perfection 😮‍💨✨🫡

PandaBB

God? Is that you?

weepy

this audio just keeps getting better every time i come back to it

GinGin

Omgggg the book titles!! Yess at the “Battle of Blackwood”

lubear

i cackled 😭😭😭

lubear

giggled like crazy and went “what the FAWWWWK (affectionate) 0.00.0.0.00.0” another hit, amazing work, i love to be here fr o7

alisha 🌱

@gingin: book titles are always my go-to favourite to hide references in!! i'm happy you caught our enemy prince easter egg!! 🤭💖

GinGin

Yessssss ugh I love the universe!!!

Kiara

I pray we get a sequel 🙏🏾🙏🏾 please and thank you.

roxy

Just scrolling by and came across this again and omg I still cant get over how fun of an idea it is! still as obsessed as I was over the composition and layout and his expressions as the first time I saw it! Suuuper adorable 💕

Peachyspit

It was August all the time🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻

Noring

there are so many interesting details🥹I swear I stared at this for five minutes to find out all the easter eggs… especially the dnd series message they got at the beginning in pt2 and the flower same as this one’s cover… ☺️☺️so cozy…

Noring

and draw some twins fanart!! the guessing game is such a success🥹🥹I’m still a little bit confused tho lol https://imgur.com/a/XZAB58q

alisha 🌱

@bitn: ahh thank you so much!! dnd 2 is one of my favourites so i always love squeezing in a reference or two to it!! and you caught the cover image flower too!! thank you for playing along, and i'm so happy you enjoyed the cozy vibes 🤭💖

faye💜🦇

listened to this again for the first time in a minute and i’m still a simon truther 100%. i think L just severely underestimated how bad he was pining for them, and enlisted august for help nudging it along. this is mostly going off the fact that when simon gets the phone HES the one that brings up coming to see L, even if he’s implying it could be either one, there’s still excitement there. and in my opinion the little tinges of feral come from someone who is desperately attracted to someone he sees every day -in class- and is finally getting to live out the fantasy in his head. but again, that’s just me! i have other theories about it being august but to me it was always simon

faye💜🦇

omg probably my longest comment. this audio enraptures me hehe

Mattiiiep

THIS IS AMAZINGGGGGGGGGG HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT OMG YOU'RE A GENIUS I MEAN IT THE SWITCH THE MYSTERY I'M GOING TO FAINT

Mattiiiep

And simon +1🙌🏻

Mattiiiep

No wait a minute wtf the end ok I'm tangled

🇪🇺🇺🇸🎙️Barb

OKAY SO for what it's worth I think it's August from start to finish. He's a DRAMA MAJOR (I've decided). Simon has no idea. And I know sequels aren't a number 1 priority, but how much fun would it be to have a part 2 where Simon *finds out*? Like, during class? And then of course the TA character might want to make it up to him? Ok go to bed Barb, it's a work day tomorrow.

faye💜🦇

you might have just flipped me on it being august rather that simon! i love love love that theory

Rachael

I’m obSESSED

Sara

This is so cheeky. I live for it ❤️‍🔥

L'autreUne

Hands down (hehe!) my absolute favourite 🤩 this is hot in a way that makes me deliciously weak. Uh, August’s versatility is unmatched 😍🤩

Huniii

here to stake my claim that this is 100% Simon, and anyone who disagrees should be hung, drawn and quartered (respectfully)

wondering valerie

yeah, hi, i'm still here. still thinking about this from time to time. i've not read all the comments, so maybe it's been mentioned, but it was an epiphany to me lol maybe the answer is as easy as - this is August, because, you know, August is the one we're actually listening to here. "here" meaning this corner of the internet. not to break the carefully crafted illusion. August is our main speaker character, so it must be him. he's who we're supposed to be following on his ✨ adventures ✨ idk 😅 anyway, just 2am thoughts.

Aspen

I'm back to say that I do think this rewired my brain, I can't stop thinking about it, and I love how dizzy it made me. It's a concept that works insanely well in the audio format, and I need more.

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

revisited this one for the first time in a long while. during work hours, like a fucking idiot. why would i do that! 😭 i barely made it through the flirty phone call opening, just kept giggling and hitting pause to put my head in my hands. this is so so unspeakably hot. all the kisses (the diff body kisses…😵‍💫)/moans/breath work have rendered me insane. and like, wdym kissing HIS hips + “i get so dizzy when you kiss me”??? 😖💘 what i’m trying to say is, you really did the damn thing here!!! edit: i am a simon truther btw.

Joy

I, too, am susceptible to listening to August during work hours

Mattiiiep

34:02 the praise just sent me to heaven 😇

Xesial

Btw this was the audio that made me leave Quinn & jump ship for your Patreon.

Xesial

Also! I believe 100% this is August, though I so wish it was Simon bc jfc how hot would it be if he was a switch. The part where he says “it’s weird because I am him” gave me chills. Why I think it’s August: -at the very end he says “I thought I might just play along with your little TA student fantasy” WHICH, as we recall Listener is not the TA for August. If it was Simon, why would he say that if it’s not really a fantasy anymore? I so badly wish it was Simon, but whenever I re-listen I feel it in my bones that it’s August. As someone who cannot live with uncertainty and ambiguity, I cant lie I think about this OFTEN!

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

That's what Simon wants you to believe. He said what he had to to throw her off. 👀

janeingrams

Now this is the switch I can get by 😭

Mari

The more I listen, the more I am awed by how talented you are August. How can every audio be banger after banger, hit after hit? Like this audio was completely smoking hot. You definitely came, conquered, and came again. Always follow your heart when making the audios, they turn out so amazing and sexy

ToshPointOooHhhh

God I wish this app allowed gifs, cause it would be the one where the person is just slamming down their credit card repeatedly. I would pay all the money August! Cause as someone with a twin kink and as someone who has slept with twins I am desperate for a part two where we get an MFM slutty twin sandwich! Pretty please!🤤😮‍💨🫠

ski

your voice is crispier in this 😫

bigbbypuddingsnatcher

making my way through this backlog and every single audio, i think "okay, THIS one's my favorite". but i think i firmly mean it with this one lol

Rae

It's giving Gemini vibes and I like it! Let's have Simon make another appearance in the future!

🐈‍⬛

the ”ahh~!” sound @ 30:54 that shows up in an audio every once in a while makes me melt