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Hi everyone!Here's the schedule for this month, not too much to say that I won't also be saying elsewhere this month, but this will be the last month before the changes kick in May 1. I'm hoping to make it a great one!!Again, really appreciating all your feedback on the plan for the changes and kind words of support, I've been taking time this week to sit with all the factors and reflect on what's best. It's looking like a decision/post about that will be coming tomorrow! Poll also coming in a few minutes, will be really helpful this month especially with everything on my mind. Take care,august 🌨️

APRIL 2026 SCHEDULE

WEEK 1 (6-12):

Dirty Talk (moans + murmurs)

WEEK 2 (13-19):

Early access NSFW (All tiers)

SFW audio (moans)

WEEK 3 (20-30):

NSFW exclusive audio (moans + murmurs)

EDIT: Early access audio coming late tonight/early tomorrow morning!

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Emily

happy birthday month to meeeee 💖

Mandy J💜🖤

Breathe! You sound stressed, as I'm sure you are, but know you have lots of patrons supporting you in doing what is best for you.

M

Weeeee! Are we by chance going to be revisiting Sundered Isles in the future? … cuz (naturally) I need to know what happens with Mia 😅

moira 🎃👻

your namesake! i'm also voting for this for the sfw audio for the month!

Sarah G🌻

Here’s to a great April , yoohoo! and to the next era being even more exciting, Cheers!🥂

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I assume it's been quite complex parsing through the reflections of roughly one hundred gazillion people while balancing what’s most sustainable and nourishing to you, so just sending strength 🍲💗!!! I’m suuuuuper excited for the changes and for AITW Patreon Spring!!! 🌸🌻 I hope it’s warming up wherever everyone is, happy April to all🌦️🌼!!!

sarah 💫

“taking time this week to sit with all the factors and reflect on what's best” is giving contemplation meme https://imgur.com/a/oPFtPQz I keep thinking of the “April showers bring May flowers” saying which is probably very corny but reminded me a bit of this season of the patreon🌧️🌼 really excited for the upcoming changes (read: rolling hills of blossoms on the horizon) ✨ thanks for the sched August!

fitzsy 🐞

I was waiting for you to post this just so I could ask if we could puh-leaseee talk about Project Hail Mary for the SFW? If you haven't seen it yet, please go do that (and go into it blind) so we can yap. 🫶 I know it has nothing to do with your page/content, but it's my current obsession and you're like... my podcast guy, for lack of a better term. Thank you for your consideration. :) 👎👎

Bindi

I did not realize how thoroughly glued to my phone I have been this week until I got this notification (when did I turn those on again??) Ok fine so maybe I have been doing a tiny bit of dear-god-i-hope-we-didnt-run-him-off-for-good doom spiraling but its cool its fine im totally chill nothing to see here everything is ok and completely under control 😂

sarah 💫

FITZSY!!! I just watched PHM this past Sunday and bawled my eyes out omg (I’d dragged out reading the book for likeeee 2 years haha) I was so hoping he’d talk about it or just recent fave movies!! 🍿

fitzsy 🐞

@sarah: WAIT!?? I also watched it on Sunday and ALSO have been procrastinating on the book HAHAHA! I didn't pick it up earlier because I only made it halfway through "The Martian" and was like oop nvm. I know it's a beloved read on r/books along with TCOMC (another fav of mine) so I should've known better tbh. 😔 The movie punched me in the gut and I had no choice but to buy the e-book which I will be devouring this weekend. 😋🍴 Recent movie favs would be so fun!!

charlie

omg podcast guy August is crazy. i get what you're saying ofc but i can't reconcile the men i see doing podcasts and the content here at ALL

MalAires

Fellow Aires girl?

fitzsy 🐞

@charlie: LMAOOOO Okay, tbf the only podcast guys I listen to are Miles Bonsignore and maybe Hank Green... so he's in good company in MY book of podcast guys. But I know what you're talking about - the toxic dude bros who are generally preachy just because they have access to a mic. 🫩 I give them none of my time so idk them. 🙂‍↔️ August is unrelated to those fools. (Can you imagine fucked up evil podcast M character, I would cry.)

bow 🎀🏹

I still haven't seen the movie, but the book made me cry! Highly recommend it for anyone who loves Rocky! lol

fitzsy 🐞

@bow: That is EXACTLY what I needed to hear and I WILL be back with thoughts and snotty tissues, wait for me!! 🏃‍♀️💨

AutumnWhispers

The book is SO fucking good especially if you’re a science nerd 🤓

fitzsy 🐞

@AutumnWhispers As a girlie in STEM, we're SO BACK and we're eating SO WELL! 🔭🔬🧪🪨☀️

AutumnWhispers

@fitzsy Hell yeah! You’ve got a them in STEM here reporting for duty🫡 Also Ryan Gosling in the movie has me 🫠(I may or may not picture him in the commander audios)

fitzsy 🐞

@AutumnWhispers 🤜🤛 Fuck yeah, IKTR!! I never saw the Ryan Gosling appeal until this movie... (HIM AS COMMANDER... 🫪😵‍💫 I'm going to bite a chair. Your mind??? This is why we need you in STEM;!!! Go into neuroscience the way you're altering my brain right now.)

AutumnWhispers

@fitzsy he’s amazing in the Barbie movie too!!! Kind of a bimbo in it which honestly….wouldnt mind having him mindless 🤭 If I went into neuro maybe I could make it happen 😂

sylvie

I watched the movie and now I'm reading the book! Would be so cool if August wanted to chat about it lol. Also lowkey wanna hear him talk about Ryan Gosling haha (he was great in the film, sorry August I'm getting off-topic 🤣)

rachel 🍓

PROJECT HAIL MARY MENTION ‼️ I saw it on its opening weekend and was utterly charmed by it! Absurdly moving and delightful! We need more hopecore hard sci-fi about how friendship and science will save us all. I LOVED that they used a puppet + animatronic to bring Rocky to life vs CGI. I also found the sound design x score so fucking cool omg silence was used in a super interesting way in the film + the visioning of Rocky's alien language felt so fleshed out. I heard it goes even further in the audiobook, but I haven't listened to it (yet). The moment in the movie soundtracked with Two of Us by The Beatles had me choked up 🥹! I love hearing august's film takes always!

sarah 💫

FITZSY I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT MILES PERFECT PERSON PODCASTIEUENDNS I do think there are a lovely minority of men who actually are funny and kind and thoughtful on podcasts (Caleb Hearon, Lonely Island Pod, Las Culturistas, Connor from Brooke and Connor) who I think would 1000% be supporters of Augustopia but yeahhh the vast majority stink unforch 😔 holy shit dude we are brainwaving so hard, I’ve been thinking of picking up TCOMC!! The movie is one of my all time faves so I’ve been curious about the book! Did you find it a difficult read? Also @rachel I *also* teared up during Two of Us 🥺🥺🥺❣️🚀

Emily

you know it!

belle

+1 for yapping about project hail mary, book movie or both!!

flashdelirium

I really loved PHM, but all the controversy with the author has ruined it for me ☹️

fitzsy 🐞

(Long comment incoming, open at your own discretion:) @AutumnWhispers: Unfortunately, I missed Barbenheimer, but I will catch up now that it's streaming. 🫡 His character in La La Land didn't move me, but that soundtrack stays on repeat to this day. @sylvie: I too would like to hear August talk about Ryan Gosling. 🤓☝️ Ryland Grace was engineered in the clumsy puppy factory and I would like to hear ANYONE talk about him. Matter of fact, let's just pass the mic around to EVERYONE in this thread. 🎤 (Also, I derail all of August's posts with my chatter so if anyone has to apologize for going off topic, it's me. 🙂‍↔️) @rachel: Rachel, I would read anything you dissected/analyzed. 💯 to everything you said. I was just in awe by human creativity in every aspect watching that movie -- the scripting to characterization to sfx to scoring to design. I love when you can tell a project was made with joy. Amaze, amaze, amaze. Hopecore will always survive despite it all. ♥️ @sarah: OH GIRLLL MILES IS MY DAWG! His Bachelors series is the funniest thing to grace the internet. Also, The Lonely Island mention! I love Andy Samberg so much. (I had such a crush on Jake Peralta... My collection of unserious yet competent men. 🙄) And omg which movie is your fav? I know the French adaptation + other mini series both dropped in '24 and then there's the '02 version. 👀 The book was surprisingly accessible/digestible! I read it via audiobook which I highly recommend. @Belle: Period, bestie. We're pulling out Goodreads and Letterboxd in here! 🎥🍿📖 @flashdelirium: Oh my god. I woke up and read a tweet about how he's apolitical? Like how is this man writing in this genre (*SCIENCE* fiction) where the whole plot revolves around resolving a social/climate related issue and still claiming his book is apolitical? (I am trying to be vague to avoid spoilers but like... human life debate, too!) (Dis)Respectfully, what is his problem QUESTION❓This story hinges on being societal commentary and the importance of humanity, that's why it's so touching. Tapping this tweet repeatedly: https://x.com/i/status/2042241647539544375 I'm yoinking the art out of his hands. 😒

AutumnWhispers

@Rachel movie Rocky was incredible!!! They’re such an amazing character, and I was a little annoyed at the name Rocky because it feels disrespectful uk? So when they named Ryland with the most flat, short sound I fucking died 😂 I love what you say about friendship because truly communication, understanding, science, and passion is what the world needs right now.

sarah 💫

I love the chaotic, frenzied energy of Perfect Person sfm, idk if you saw the recent anti-ICE fundraiser ep where he livestreams for 24 hours and brings on various guests but our girl Anna Garcia was there AND ANGELA from smosh and it was a friggin timeeee (tbh all the Anna Garcia eps are my fave) 🤠 Andy Samberg is….I can’t talk about this without my drool bucket handy, he is so dreamy and you get it so bad!! #quaidarmy I LOVE the 2002 COMC movie, Jim Caviezel has my entire heart as Dantés ⚓️🏴‍☠️ also HELLO a young adorable Henry Cavill?? 🥹 unbeatable imo (she says, never having watched any other iteration lol) also omg waittt I just realized Dagmara Dominczyk who plays Mercédeès is Karolina from Succession!!!! 🤯 it all comes full circle ⭕️ have you watched any of the COMC movies/shows? And ty for the info, I’m def gonna try to find a secondhand copy soon 📖❣️ Also YES to PHM’s themes of friendship + love saving the literal universe being so so moving and important in the current climate. The way Grace befriended a litchral ALIEN who speaks a different language, comes from a different background, and leads a completely different lifestyle hit way too close to home with everything going on 🥲 such a precious reminder that caring for each other is the only way to survive 🌎

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

hiii sorry to be a freak, i didn’t wanna flood the thread above about project hail mary (i have plans to see it next week!) but omfg you mentioned my fave podcast dudes. 🤩 i love caleb hearon sm and have been on a So True kick lately on my wfh days! literally just put on the sarah sherman ep right after watching caleb’s guest appearance on Las Culturistas which was a dream link up for me. i will add the only other funny, kind man allowed to have a podcast mic is conan o’brien, my beloved fr. 🫶🏻 more importantly, HELLO your new pfp is so gorg wtf. 😦 that golden hour lighting on you!!

sarah 💫

JENNIFER AHH this might sound fricken nutso but I saw that Caleb Hearon was on Las Culturistas and fleetingly thought of you since you mentioned loving their pod and I was like, “I feel like she’d like Caleb” 🫵🏼🥹 omg YES Conan’s pod is also so funny, I love his ep w Chris Fleming lmaooo Idk if you’ve heard of Owen Thiele’s pod “In Your Dreams” but you might like it! It has a nostalgic early 2000s feel which is really cozy and cute✨ You are TOO SWEET tysm!! 🌅🫶🏼 Also I saw you mention that you were moving under Andrea’s thread in the professor audio and I hope you’re hanging in there!! 🥲📦

fitzsy 🐞

Sarah, I have never had someone get me like you do in this exact moment. I... oh my god. I LOVED THE ANNA GARCIA X ANGELA PORTION, I am shaking so bad typing this response. That's my *dream* team. All 3 of them are siblings to me. Miles arranged that portion for the both of our enjoyments specifically. The way Miles/Anna switched clothes? The way Angela brought a cookie for them? 😭 Sighhhh. (Also Andy Samberg. *sparkly sfx from Miles' soundboard ✨* That's all. 😊💞) Editing to add: oh my god, did you see Anna's ep with Damien on Justice Miles? I sobbed laughing. Ok bye I'll shut up now. I haven't watched ANY of the adaptations! I started the ones that came out in '24 but I was like ... these people don't match how the characters look in my head which is probably my bad for setting up expectations. I'll give the '02 one a try though because I've seen gifsets of Henry Cavill as Albert and my maternal instincts were set off. That's my BABY. 🫵🥺 Lmk how you end up liking the book when you get to it! (Also yes, as a daughter of immigrants and a human in general, caring for neighbors are in! ICE out!) (Also seconding Jennifer - gorgeous new profile picture! We really are in a new era!! ☀️)

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

!!!!! not nutso at all and i’m flattered [tapping furiously on gabriella’s comment about healthy parasocial connections] 🥹💗 we have the same comedy taste! dude, chris fleming is so fuckin wild lmfao, but then will be wholesome and make me weep when he starts talking about his mom. and YES, i’ve seen a bit of In Your Dreams! the one with connor storrie got so intimate i felt like i was intruding🧍🏻‍♀️ and thank you so much, i’m really loving my new place!! it’s been an adjustment living alone for the first time but i will literally never go back to living with people again haha. no shy friends to help me unpack, though, unforch 😔

sarah 💫

Absolutely, omg I didn’t get to reply to you under her thread but I (clearly) feel the same re: seeing things out in the wild that remind me of some commenters! I think it actually adds to me wanting to spread community/warmth to ppl irl which is where it feels like healthy parasocial connection vs unhealthy 💗 YAY living alone gang!!! ✊🏼 ugh ikwym dude rent is fuckin loony tunes in my city but I’d rather eat wet cement than go back to living with roommates 🥴 that’s so great that you love your new place! 🥹

sarah 💫

lmaooo all the “dream blunt rotation” comments 😭😍 they are a riot and a half and I absolutely agree that they have HUGE sibling energy for me too✨🥹🥰 NO I haven’t seen that ep w Anna + Damien, sprinting to watch it pronto! 🏃🏻‍♀️ I’ll def let you how I like CMOC when I read it!! And awwww that is so sweet of you to say, THANK YOU!! 🌞💘

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

“ROCKY HAPPY NOT ALONE.” 😭😭🪨👎🧑‍🚀🚀❤️🫂 i just got back from seeing it in imax. wow, what an incredibly moving and heartwarming film. i love ryan gosling, he charmed me once again! i thought did a great job of balancing the funny comedic moments (like ok physical comedian) with more the emotional/somber ones. agreed with @rachel’s comment, the sound design and score were sick. the use of silences made me wanna rush home to rewatch interstellar. also i fucking LIVE for practical effects and/or the use of puppets in films. i think it really made a difference for ryan gosling to be interacting with a live puppet vs. a tennis ball or whatever! @sarah: omg the count of monte cristo (2002) is one of my favorite movies!!! i’ve seen it at least a dozen times. even now when i see henry cavill im like, “albert?” and was gagged when i saw mercedes in succession. i’ve been meaning to watch the 2024 adaptation!

sarah 💫

@jennifer PHM in imax sounds so cool that must’ve been incredible!! ALSO OFC YOU LIKE INTERSTELLAR TOO 🫵🏼💫🤩they reshowed it in theaters for the 10 year anni in 2024 and i got to see it in imax which was spectacular 🚀 COMC GANG RISE UP!!!! It’s become a real comfort watch for me lately, Dantès’ arc is so satisfying to watch and who doesn’t love a good revenge plot line?? My friends and I quote “I’m a count, not a saint” + “do your worst” way too often lol 🤺 I just looked up the trailer for the 2024 adaptation and it looks so cool, I might just have to give it a watch after I’m done w the book!

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

hi again lol. not sure if you’ve heard of it but i wanted to recommend “what’s our podcast? with beck bennett and kyle mooney”! it has such a silly and stupid (pos) premise that i think might be right up your alley bc it’s also up mine! p.s. nick offerman on good hang this week?! 🥹💛 ok byeee

sarah 💫

@jennifer you and I are pod taste twins istg 👯‍♀️ I’ve seen “what’s our podcast” a handful of times and loved it! Kyle Mooney is like…*just* the right amount of painfully awkward I can tolerate before needing to crawl outta my skin, he is a master at being so goddamn uncomfortable lmaooo I just saw they uploaded eps w Martin Short, Drew, and Tig Notaro?? And MEG STALTER oh my god I am set for the next week haha ty for the recc!!! 💛 Also I hope you have a lovely bday (if it hasn’t passed already)!! 🎁 EDIT: NICK OFFERMAN AND FRED ARMISEN ON GOOD HANG I FREAKED THE FUCK OUTYYTT

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

https://tenor.com/prCHCQP2fWX.gif ✨ totally, and kyle is such a great contrast to beck who is also awkward but kind of a bro/himbo..? hahah. the fred armisen ep of good hang was sooo funny, he needs to come back!! and tysm for the bday wishes! i have a v lowkey solo day planned and dinner + drinks with some of my close friends :) hope spring is springing wherever you are! i saw you mention a lot of crazy changes happening recently so i hope you’re also hanging in there + getting some needed rest and relaxation💗🌸

sarah 💫

I watched the Meg Stalter ep yesterday and the improv energy coursing through that room was enough to light the rug on fire, they’re all so fucking funny I die!!! Kyle + Meg both have that “wait are they joking or…?” energy that is ridiculous (pos). And that sounds so funnn, enjoy! 🥂 also ty for the well wishes, I’m hanging in there haha 🫶🏼