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You've reconnected, reminisced, and had a playful food fight. Now you're standing around, all alone, waiting for the cake to bake and the only thing you can think about is that first time and all the times since you've wondered what it would be like all these years later...Hi!There seemed to be interest, and I didn't feel done with these two so here we are with a same month part 2 and a true continuation to this audio. It's just as sweet but also a little dirty, passionate, intense, and possessive. These two have a lot more experience now and they can't wait to show each other. Hope you like it!Take care,august 🌨️Names Used: Perfect girl, good girl, gorgeous, baby, princess, babygirl, annoying and bratty [For Listener] D-ddy [For Speaker]CW (SPOILERS): There's some domestic gender-y stuff with Listener trying to do the dishes and Speaker complaining that he was going to do them and that it's gender role-y. They end up kind of playfighting at the sink and grinding on each other and he briefly mockingly imitates a husband coming home to find his wife doing the dishes as he grinds on Listener. Speaker is kind of teasing throughout, acting like he didn't really like like Listener back in the day, though it's pretty clear he's just teasing. M spanks F, giving them some birthday spanks he "owes" them as a reference to their flirting way back when. It's teasing and definitely sexual but more playful than intense, and I toned them back a bit audio-wise. Once things kick off, he is a lot more possessive, dominant, and teasing than in part 1, and the sex is intense (neck holding) but there's no degradation, it's more passionate. He does continue to tease Listener by calling them princess, though it becomes praise. Lots of "finally" and "I've thought about this". They discuss but don't use a condom again. It's revealed that F started dating someone else presumably somewhat soon after their first time, and there's reference to other interim boyfriends. There's kind of vague theoretical cheating reference, where M teasingly implies that F would have let him have sex with them even when they had a boyfriend. F teases M for about how long he can last, and M teases F back about coming easily on his fingers their very first time.

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ren c

IM SO EARLYYYY

TakeMeDownTheRoad ✨

Oh. My. God. That's just perfect. 🤍🧎🏼‍♀️glad my headphones are already in. Play ▶️

mia ☆

OMGG the sequel so soon?! Dudeeee the tags have me like 🫠Perfect timing too, I’m about to sleep 😴

aali

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Luna🤺

Omg yeyyyyy i was about to sleep

Sara

Slutty lil cake pt2???? YES 👏

Happy Feet

u spoil us, thank u king 🙏🏽

leah 🫶🏽

hell yeah just as i’m getting ready for bed 🙂‍↕️

Ellen

Back to back origin and sequel?? In this economy??? Chat, we are so blessed 🥲

Day5girl

Just when I landed from my trip. Perfect timing. And damn that cake looks good as hell lol

Eve

Woah I was literally thinking about getting called princess earlier today…

Rebellion🖤

Oh im sleeping good tonight 🤭🤭

m

BYE OH MY GOD THE TITLE MADE ME SCREAM

riri

Those two again 😩 *runs and grabs my earphones* I don’t know if it’s intentional or not but the word "daddy" always being censored will never not make me laugh

Nóri 🌜

well you wouldn't believe it, but I just happen to have a 1.5-hour cake-shaped gap on my calendar right now 🎧 i'm going in, chat

katherine

please god save me for who i became after this audio. literally 10/10 need a million more. this subscription is my necessity…

Emma

LOVED IT!! I wanna know what happens next

🐈‍⬛

seeing [PART 2] made me feel like i won a gold medal

Vanessa🦇

I just woke up August!!! I’m going to be thinking about this all day at work. Thank you ☺️

Melody Wagner

HELLO???? WHEN I THINK UMADE THE HOTTEST ONE U MADE ANOTHER 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🏽

Mika

Omfg??? Sequel?? Im having a great day what

charlie

the same thing happened to me!! i was listening to the recent sfw and then the notif came up, i was so shocked lmao

charlie

why is the one of the most feral audios you've ever made?? up there with witches pt. 1 and 2 AND springtide sower, holy shit

Milkshake Madness

This is soooooo fucking amazing I don’t know what to do!!!!! The banter is top tier!!! The desperation in your voice is unmatched! I can really feel the energy from the first audio carrying over! I didn’t realize we would get a sequel this soon and I am sooooooo pleased with this! I think this series may have just jumped to my favorite audio. Thank you 🤗🩷

macy

“I have a lot more to show you,” you promise?

fa

have had the worst week ever phew i needed this ty august 🙇‍♀️

Page Chase

[The Office "It's Happening".gif]

Rogue.x

The best audio you’ve ever made! My new favourite!

kira ✨

time to be sedated 🤩🙂‍↕️

Sarah G🌻

COD: Ate too much cake after that VA 🌧️ dropped two cake themed audios in one month… now I’m sugar high, weak in the knees, and absolutely not thinking pure thoughts 🫠🤤 I kinda wanted them to eat the cake off each other though 😛

PT

It’s truly adorable that M seems to be even more annoyed at how hot F is, and the way M remembers and misses their first time is making me swoon. 🥰 That “I miss making you come.” 🫠 The dominance and possessiveness of you Ms is never toxic. Instead, it just shows how attracted they are to the Fs and how beautiful they find the Fs to be. That whispered “I missed you” at the end is diabolical btw.

Daphne 🦇

The best part of waking up 🎶 is an AugustInTheWinter patreon notification to help you nut 🎶 (I listened to this as I made my morning coffee but nut was too perfect of a rhyme) Great audio! The part 9:35-9:40 i said out loud in my kitchen “oh this speaker is down BAD” and then 9:53-9:58? My head canon is these two are the couple from Brides Brother. I just gotta figure out which audio is this M and the girl that the brother is dancing with.

Emily

I think this is officially my first Speaker crush? like WOW, the playfulness combined with the possessiveness and the almost yearning??? Tell me LESS Thrilled to get a sequel so soon and such good quality 🥰

ricolaaaaaa

ah what a lovely morning already

Gilliebean

Wowowowowowooweoowowwowowowowowoowowow the desperation? The whiny? The possessiveness? This is probably a new fave

Gilliebean

Somebody SEDATE MEEEEE

Veen

Listening to this at 6:30 am is diabolical

Steph

holy. i actually cannot handle this feral mode. listener's eyes are all hazy. same girl. same. august. i can't even. i will find words. i just dont have them right now. as you were.

bubbl3gum🫧

I’m giving you a Paul Hollywood handshake for this treat. 🤝 “If you cum, it’s mine” 🫠 You don’t know how to check if a cake is done? Teachable moment - toothpick test. If it comes out wet, you’re not finished yet. 🫦 And thanks for cutting in to do the dishes. [Choreplay]. 🧼

everseensaturn

Didn’t realise how much I missed seeing the tag but this is the first daddy in an audio since grumpy coworker sequel all the way in Feb!

Alleé 🍒

No way I survived all those “princess”’s just to be KO’d by “that’s my girl” right at the finish line 😭

Alleé 🍒

“They discuss but don’t use a condom again” I said, oh I’m sure!!!

birthdaycake

I think this might be my all time favorite audio?? (Don’t tell the Blowfessor ❤️‍🩹) Loved the dialogue, the pacing was on point, and the way you are able to convey yearning and passion and possessiveness truly is unmatched. + the radio/music playing in the background is such a nice touch (19:43 🥲)

party mom

"you're so *pretty*" ball knower

risa

SCREAMING

risa

PART TWO SO QUICKLY??,?;?:

Meli

I CAN NOT WAIT TO LISTEN 🙏🙏🙏THANK U

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Ummm the first five minutes are sooo similar to a dream I had once after listening to one of my favorite DTs, I feel compelled to ask: do you have real gridrunning technology 🤨😨? Anyway, “Your Annoying Family Friend Finally Frosts Your Cake” is a win for me specifically and a loss for (dream) data privacy generally. I will return when I can speak about the sounds in this and the insane things you say in a normal way! 👍🏿

Kayla Foley

YESSS I never thought we’d get it so soon! Thank you thank you thank you😍 love the chemistry between these two, I can almost overlook my experienced baker’s horror at the fact they apparently didn’t set a timer??!?

Sarah G🌻

The condom is always nonexistent, too small, taken off, or just casually ignored lol, which is totally fine don’t get me wrong 😬

B N

FUCK YEAH PART 2

Audio_Ace

Oh wow, that was fucking feral 😳 Love how this Speaker's orgasm sounds

Effie

There is SOMETHING about the way August forms his mouth when he ends a question with the word "to" that tickles every part of my brain. I have no idea what it is but god, I wish I could bottle it.

deerindigo

…could we get a part 3 of those eight hours later and the so much “more to show you”?

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

i had such a hard time falling asleep last night and now i know it’s bc this thing was calling to me like the green goblin mask

Pati

Hell yeaaaaaaaa

sarah 💫

me tossing and turning at 3 am plagued with visions of strawberry cake and random wet slaps 🫩

Daphne 🦇

My favorite type of August character is an M annoyed by how attracted they are to F lol

sarah 💫

“If you come, it’s mine” made me genuinely short circuit, I am calling out sick on account of horny brain damage you absolute FREAK (pos) 🤕 I will be back to scream about how perfect this pt 2 is but I need to briefly shout out the downright delicious [possessive] stuff here, esssspecially the O control oh my gOD oh my god oh my godddd. Framing each of their orgasms as belonging to the *other* is some deeply romantic, filthy, primal shit that makes me insane every single time and fits this pair’s sweet, nostalgic yearning that turns into a focused, aching hunger for each other over the years 🐺 I’ve been hoping we’d get another possessive/rough audio lately and this was everything I could’ve wanted!! I always always appreciate how you perform possession and roughish mdom without being scary or creepy or like, machismo about it if that makes sense lol even tho M talks about possessing F’s body, it never feels like he’s doing it just for him; he knows F is into it too and *that’s* what makes it hot for him. It never feels driven from purely selfish desires to inflate his ego — he’s an equal slopportunist!! ✊🏼 Ty for this sweetly possessive treat and HAPPY ALMOST MAY AHHHH 🦅💃🏻🍰 P.S. the sweet, cocky “that’s my girl” at the end was devious and sick and horrific. do it again 🔫 wait also I just remembered that M said making F come so easily the first time ruined him for life I’m falling down 816262 flights of stairs you are so so friggin sick for that 🫵🏼

charlie

okayyyy i have Thoughts™ about... all of this, honestly, but the grinding.....??? might pass out. august did you literally swallow the mic for that part?? like it suddenly sounded so different like S has his mouth right on L's ear from behind and i just literally cannot deal, jesus

B N

10:27 “you should have been the one to teach me how” This was a precision strike 😵‍💫

michytea

Babyyyy I was not prepared for the sequel so quickly I’m still not over the first part! I can’t be yearning, melting and horny at work rn

rachel 🍓

[possessive] being in the tags list twice is the perfect happy accident and actually so correct + real bc we were soaring to new heights with the “my ___”/“mine” dirty talk in this 🤩🦅! “if you come, it’s mine” is one of the most bananas orgasm ownership lines I’ve ever heard out of an M’s mouth bc, in the context of the heavy, possessive dirty talk, there’s a certain expansiveness to it for me in its implications? Bc there’s some ambiguity relative to other lines since he doesn’t specifically name their orgasm as his there the way he specifically says their clit is (please bring this back, holy shit 🙇🏻‍♀️) and their pussy is at other parts of the encounter, it lands for me like he’s staking claim to their oncoming orgasm AND simultaneously referring to every other part of them he’s reclaimed in their reunion, too. It’s ALL his. In the glory of finally getting to make them come again, he's asserting the totality of the ways he’s had them aren’t memories in past tense anymore—their pleasure, their body… their heart, even? F was his on their seaside birthday celebration years ago, and they’re still his in the beach house kitchen (“It’s always been fucking mine” 🥹❤️‍🔥). An economy of language that packs story punch + conveys the extent of his immediate greed, desperation, and DESIRE to possess F so absolutely 🌈✨!!! You make me insane!!!!!! Side note: the strawberries in the cover art look so good, omg, I started craving strawberry shortcake at a stupid hour this morning bc of it! Unsplash came through 🍓!

roxy

That [possessive] and [neck holding] tag single-handedly carrying me to the end of this week 🙂‍↕️

Liv

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT!!!!! I FEEL LIKE I COULD PUNCH THROUGH A WALL!!!! Best believe I will be listening to this at work through my headphones 😈😈😈😈 AUGUST YOU SPOIL US

moira 🎃👻

🤭 now the boys want a taste of my strawberry shortCAKE 🍰

Mika

"oh you know, just breaking you in" fuck meeee that's so good

pumpkin ky 🥧🎃🕯️

HELLO???? had to double-check i wasn't still dreaming! a regular occurrence here but shocking as a [birthday spank] (positive) nonetheless!!!

Liv

I NEED TO BE HOSPITALIZED, THE POSSESSIVENESS IS MAKING ME SO DIZZY OMFG

Mika

"if you cum for me it's mine" fuck august you might have actually put crack in this one ngl

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

This is soooooo fucking annoying, I cannot stop thinking about him, I'm going fucking crazy. Someone please write me a sick note so I can go home and [pterodactyl screech] his [eighteen wheeler] till I look like a strawberry shortcake. Also objectively that is the sluttiest cake, I cannot believe you 😭😩

R

LETS FUCKING GOOOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Rose

🥵🥵🥵🥵 what a great start to the weekend

spookwafel 🥧

the possessiveness goes crazy in this one YUM!!! 🍰🍰🍰 in my head these cuties lived happily ever after like their parents predicted all along (plot twist the parents knew this would happen if they just gave these two some alone time 😎)

fitzsy 🐞

Randomly woke up in the middle of the night a minute before you posted this... groggily read the tags/names used and felt extremely targeted so I went back to sleep. 🫩 I was not dealing with this dream combo of an audio at 3AM, man. Also, I know you said "babygirl" needed more hate (wrong btw), but THANK YOU for coming through anyways! 🫶 I will be back with thoughts! Blasting Lazytown's "Cooking by the Book" ft. Lil Jon in the meantime. 😌🍰 (Edit to add that I actually have no additional thoughts that haven't already been said or that I screamed about elsewhere in this comment section already. Don't expect anything coherent from me. 😵‍💫 )

bubbl3gum🫧

A 🍓 cake is indeed a slutty cake; sluttier still that this one is single-layer and naked. Minimal frosting, maximum exposure. Crumb on display, barely dressed. An invitation to take a closer look, and maybe a bite. Effortless indulgence. Hard to say what I’m craving more.

Kristin (cthulhuhoops)

i'm so happy your scripts lately have included a speaker who has passionate possessiveness. dirty talk like daddy, "it's mine/who's is it?", and any other declarations of the listener belonging to the speaker tapped into something that i had no idea existed in my head. when you can find a way to use it, it's always a delight. it's so much more heady and erotic than how other adult VA can do it, which can come down to simply a way of writing and personal styles, so i'm not condemning them, but i want to point out and praise you once again for having a style that resonates with me. it's so wonderful to find a guy adult audio creator who taps into and flourishes in *eroticism*, which to me is more literary/creative writer-y and so more appealing to me as a book nerd/creative writer-y type of person. also! it makes me even more excited to see what you decide to share of your longform prose because clearly you have a talent for it!

Sarah G🌻

Okay but how many listens is still normal before I have to admit this is full-blown augustaholism and not just a little habit anymore?

Anne

Excuse me, where is the love for the casual cocky possessiveness that is the line and delivery of "Yeah, no condoms for me, right?"

Jo

This reminds me so much of Cal and Lana from the Dreamland billionaire series and ughhhhh 😮‍💨😫🥹 thank you for this

kio 🍸

oh it's so good to be back

sylvie

24:55, it’s my first time hearing a hickey sfx in an audio lol and it’s really natural and hot… You always get these little details just right🥰

Kristin

this was just as good as i thought it would be

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

i just know F was being so fucking annoying for the rest of the day. sitting in such close proximity to M that his skin feels like it’s on fire. eating a slice of strawberry cake super slowly, moaning about how good it tastes and licking frosting off their finger. meanwhile he’s so pissed off and clenching his jaw so hard he’s going to break his teeth. he’s trying to get everyone else to leave the house again and they’re being purposely obtuse and making up reasons for everyone to hang out. i love them so bad. “that’s my girl” fr fr!! this was delicious and a dream of a part 2, thank u august. 🍓 🍰❣️ also what a way to close out the month + this era of aitw! i’m so looking forward to whatever you have in store for us in may and beyond. 🥰

sarah 💫

I lost my friggin MIND at that part omfg more hickey love!!!! 💙💜♥️

michytea

The possessiveness in this audio is next level. I have so many timestamps and lines marked down but I think my favorite has to be at 23:46 “you stay right there while I take back what’s mine” JESUS CHRIST

Liv

“If you come, it’s mine” SEDATE ME BECAUSE I AM UNWELL WHY IS THAT THE HOTTEST THING HE COULD’VE SAID

Liv

Having to be quiet, them just getting freakier and freakier each time, almost competing to see who can make the other come the most??????????? ITS A NEED

sylvie

yes that part was such a lovely surprise💕

sarah 💫

F was absolutely rubbing his thigh underneath the table during dinner, making polite small talk + smiling innocently when he nearly shot up out of his seat 🥰 when everyone asks how long it took to bake the cake, she’s like “it didn’t take very long for him to finish at all actually 🙂” Also I’m trying to be v normal about being one (1) day away from 2 DTs per month 🫪 SO pumped for what’s ahead!!!!

sarah 💫

I’M CIRCLING THE DRAIN WHAT ARE YOU TALKINF ABOUT IT’S YOURS 😵‍💫 (also hello liv I hope you’re doing well!!!!)

raspberry98 (edited)

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2026-10-07 05:00 he’s such and eater wallahi
2026-04-30 18:51 he’s such a eater wallahi

he’s such a eater wallahi

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

@sarah F is like, “hey did you want the last piece? it’s yours, take it 🙂” as he accidentally breaks a metal fork in half an extra DT plus yapping with you guys on stream every other month (potentially)?! what a dream

Bel

S is so annoying and I hate him and also need him on a carnal disgusting level

bubbl3gum🫧

Here just to say every time I see your comments on posts, I salivate at the sight of your name - I’ve been wanting to tell you this lol. It’s so good!

bubbl3gum🫧

I forgot about two (2) DTs/month. Your reminder just made my scalp tingle! 🤩

nono

a nice way to end an era

spookwafel 🥧

🥰 aren't the fresh ones just the best

Steph

i love the way you point out happy little accidents. if you come, it’s mine. is actually so insane right? 🥵

Steph

i was thinking about why the possessiveness here lands as devotion instead of suffocation, and i think it’s because every direction the dynamic you would think would go, runs in the opposite direction. standard toxic possessive lines: “you are mine therefore i control what you do.” the claim creates the constraint. august’s version is the inverse. the character literally tells us he waited through her boyfriends. didn’t interfere. didn’t make demands. sat in his own ruined-for-life state and let her have her life. so when he gets to her now and says “mine again,” it’s not “taking you back from them.” it’s “i was unable to stop being affected by you no matter what either of us did about it.” possession as confession of vulnerability, not as bid for control. then the bilaterality: “fucking mine. and that cock is all yours.” and the things he’s claiming are all things she gave him (her release, her sounds, her gaze) rather than things he takes from her. reception-side ownership. “thank you for what you put in me, i kept it, it formed me.” which is the entire structural difference between worship and dominance, and this audio sits right where those two diverge. also the marking. “so you don’t fucking forget this time.” the hickey isn’t to make her visible to other men. it’s because he’s afraid of being forgotten. the possessiveness flows from his fear, not her containment. and then it lands as “i missed you” at the end. like all of it (the mine again, the breaking you in again, the always been fucking mine) is just “i missed you” with the volume turned all the way up. and a beautiful way to tie back to the song he was singing at the start of part one. “baby won’t you please come home”

nimabima🥸

thank you for this masterpiece

sav kate

A SEQUEL IN THE SAME MONTH? god i love being spoiled

Jenna

kicking my feet 🤭🤭🤭

B N

This was no mere audio, this was an incantation, I feel like every word in this was a fucking precision strike from a high level magic missile spell, no misses only annihilation

B N

Speaker’s little “daddy awakening” in this was a nuclear bomb

sarah 💫

YES this is a big reason why August’s performance of possessiveness (and rough stuff in general) has spoiled me for life; so many other VAs (and tbh, men in general) want to possess to conquer and control and *take.* The way August’s M characters possess and “own” F actually feels like they’re *giving* her more freedom so it’s an expansion of self rather than restriction. Like M possessing F does not equate to F’s dispossession of self if that makes sense? The M character is soooo so consumed w need and hunger, HE’S actually the one possessed by F so badly that he needs to externalize it somehow and show her just how bad he wants to make her feel good. The marking + owning F doesn’t feel like it’s just to boost his ego or prove his worth so he can ~peacock~ or show off to other men; it’s so F knows how friggin desperate he is to finally have her the way he’s always wanted!!!! The way the possessiveness is rooted in devotion, awe, and care makes it feel more like tender belonging than restrictive ownership 🥺❤️

cara

I maintain that this guy and Bride's Brother are two sides of the same coin and both belong in sweet and sexy, childhood friends/frenemies to lovers romcoms. Like...both had enjoyable prior experiences with their respective listener characters when they were younger. Both are slutty and kinda feral and seem really similar once things get going (am I crazy for thinking this? Or am I just coping 'cause Bride's Brother is one of my favorite speakers ever?) Then, this one was a friends to lovers trope, while Bride's Brother was seemingly an enemies/frenemies to lovers thing and while they maybe didn't want much more from their listeners, both speakers kept those experiences in their brains for years (although, the lovergirl in me still believes the Bride's Brother and Bridesmaid get together after the wedding. I'm just obsessed with those two and can picture their story of them dancing around eachother for years and pretending to dislike eachother and then *finally* getting together). Idk, I just see both characters as the same guy in very different romcoms, and I think it's fun. I'll stop my nonsensical yapping, but I just really liked the parallels between those two speakers. Fun audio. The possessiveness was hot and the "you should have been the one to teach me" line unexpectedly made me go ‼️‼️

gem ✨

Well you done fucked up with this one, August…because now I want a part 3 and 4 and 5? The dynamic between these two characters here was everything. What a beautiful end to this chapter of the Patreon! I hope someday these two get to join us in August Era 2.0! 🥰

kaay

the wallahi is taking me out🤣🤣🤣🤣 but AGREED

raspberry98

it was needed 😂😂😂

cara

*sigh* that lazytown/lil John song had been stuck in my head ever since p1 of this audio came out and it FINALLY left my brain until this comment found me 😭 I cry. (Also, 100% agreed that the "babygirl needs more hate" train is the wronggg one 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️)

Alleé 🍒

the sound that left my throat while reading this was not human 😭😭

Alleé 🍒

I’m in no way surprised that we both disagree with his “babygirl” take, seeing as we’re brain twins and whatnot. I automatically let out a little “fuck yeah!!” when I heard it

Alleé 🍒

reading “[pterodactyl screech] his [eighteen wheeler]” changed me on a fundamental level, thank you

Boo :3

okayyy I see u.... Now brides brother part 2 after the wedding muhehehe

Boo :3

After listening to all of this I can confidently say a part 3 for this as well..

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Beautiful!!!!!!!!!!! I totally agree, and to expand a bit: it isn’t “you are mine; therefore you must do these things for me/let me do these things to which I am now entitled”. It’s “you are mine; therefore, I have the privilege of giving you certain things and doing certain things that you yourself love”. Which, just as you said, is the heart of devotion and worship. Possession means giving up something of yourself too to the object of worship and gaining something through that absence/want. I’m going to lose my mind.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

@jennifer & @sarah: “the cake’s good, but maybe next time we can try one with filling or a glaze 🤔… What do you think??” and he kicks L’s parents out of their own beach house

Trillian

"How long was I the best for? One and a half boyfriends" hahhahaahaa! It's the half bf. She coached that guy to greatness.

kaylaco

excellent choice of thumbnail for this like i need that

eimi

possessive speaker has absolutely wrecked me august just keeps getting better and better jfc we’re spoiled and i love it here

W

Literally had to pause the audio and take a moment when that line dropped

W

1. I’m routing for them 2. Imma show this couple to my Etsy witch for her to recreate EXACTLY 3. Idk what magical crack you were smoking when you recorded this one but the way the speaker came was DIABOLICAL thank you yes gimme twenty incredible

Bindi

“I should’ve done this for you. You should’ve been the one to teach me how” is CRAZYYYYYYYYY He’s so SO possessive and they’re so sweet together even in the heat of the moment and then that tender “I missed you” at the end is absolutely diabolical THAT is romance How am I supposed to go back to my regularly scheduled programming after listening to this???

B N

I reeeeeeally need these two to keep escalating in their feral horny awakening while maintaining their normie facades around friends and family. Just getting increasingly wild and out of pocket in the moments between regular vacation stuff. Mini golfing while cum plugged. Cruising around in the resort golf cart to go fuck on the beach. Renting bikes to ride around San Juan Island for a whale watching day only to get your back blown out behind the lighthouse. And so forth

bubbl3gum🫧

Brilliant and I looove how you tied it back to the song. Goosebumps! This comment section is elite. Everyone is so clever and funny. And no one ever gets tired of unpacking every morsel of these audios. It’s like the best book club ever and we all leave hornier and smarter. ♥️🤓

fitzsy 🐞

Cara, unfortunately, Pt. 1 had me hooked on "Baby, Won't You Please Come Home" and once it finally let me breathe in time for Pt. 2, the Lazytown song took its place with quickness. I cryyyy with you, but it's also a banger. 💃 (Also yes, I am never getting on that hate train. In fact, I am taking whatever train going in the opposite direction. One way ticket on the Babygirl Express! 🚂🩷) Alleé, one day, we need to compare audio notes and top favs because I swear we're the same person. If I trust anyone with a tier ranking, it's you, girl. (Also, all your comments on the past audios are hilarious and I hope you know I've been literally cackling and liking all of them.) Excited to listen to this one soon! 🫡

B N

Perfect description as always 😂

B N

Oh my god i know this feeling exactly lmfao 😭😂😂

B N

The grinding was so fucking hot omfg

B N

You nailed it right here 👏👏👏

Steph

omg horny awakening is so fucking apt.

B N

The “babygirl” in this was perfect idk how you did it but fucking hell man

bubbl3gum🫧

Whale watching by day + defiling a lighthouse by night. True romance. 🤩

Steph

completely agree with you on this. it is an actual joy to experience augusts audios on the many different levels of 'stimulation' he provides us. ive not really listened to anyone else, so cant truly compare but i imagine that most audios probably pick a lane: hot or sweet or funny or technically impressive. august's somehow run all the channels at once. the body responds to one thing while the brain is tracking another while the heart is doing a third thing entirely, and none of them cancel each other out. you finish an audio horny and moved and having noticed allt hese different choices he made that you want to talk about, and the comments section is the only place that has any of it. i agree completely that this is the best book club going. (we should be getting course credit tbh.)

fitzsy 🐞

This and the "I missed you" LIKE ALRIGHT, PACK IT UP!

fitzsy 🐞

I literally hit that part and had to pause. WTF. HELP. SEND HELPPP.

B N

It’s too late for help, I’m lost in the sauce foreverrrrrr

Ari 🌕

What the fuck august — 13:08-13:21???????????????????????????? 🤯

fitzsy 🐞

I'm glad SOMEONE said it because that part rewired my brain. I'm making friendship bracelets with "MPLPP" for everyone.

Ari 🌕

IT’S TOO WIDE IT’S TOO STRONG IT WON’T FIT IT’S TOO MUCH IT’S TOO TOUGH AUGUST TALKS LIKE THIS CUZ HE CAN BACK IT UP HE GOT A BIG EGO SUCH A HUGE EGO WE LOVE HIS BIG EGO

saber

absolute cinema 😭❤️‍🔥

Ari 🌕

I have eight minutes left in the audio because I’ve rewound it repeatedly for an hour A bracelet might not be enough I want the soundwaves of him saying that line tattooed on my ass cheek fr but also send me a bracelet 😭

christina

princess 🫠 that's my girl 🫠🫠 i missed you 🫠🫠😵🪦

Ari 🌕

Whispering I missed you at the end I literally rolled my eyes I loved it so much HOW DARE HE DOES THIS TO US

Mika

No EXACTLY Had to stop and relisten to that a few times holy

Mika

Big agree holyyy

fitzsy 🐞

I'm so glad you're done because I was JUST about to wish you luck with those last 20 seconds 😭

h

So what I’m thinking is original cake is part 1, this is part 3, and bride’s brother is part 3? 🤪

AutumnWhispers

Fuck friendship bracelets let’s get tattoos 😂

daahling

"You should have been the one to fuckin' teach me how."....😩🫠

Ari 🌕

PLEASE. I plan on filling in my left arm this year, so might as well get an AITW butt cheek tattoo with my fellow augustverse homies.

adrian ⛓️

this novella about to go SO hard

Page Chase

[Now playing "Cake by the Ocean" by DNCE because we had sex on the beach in part 1 and now we have cake by the ocean/in a beach house]

Noring

I need to be told that from 17:07, those “uhh-uh↑ mm-mm↓” sounds are M refusing F’s request to let go because he’s insisting on keeping his mouth there, like a kid refusing to give up a lollipop that’s already in his mouth. F might be pushing his head or something, basically trying to stop him from sucking.😙 Like M snapping his fingers to get F’s attention in the Too Busy one, or that click of his tongue in the Tree House one. Those small unexpected sounds add so much 🔥 to the whole audio!

Juna

Ended this phase of the patreon with an incredible bang 🎆 (ba-dum-tss-imsosorrybye-)

GinGin

THIIISSS I GASPED WHEN I HEARD IT LMAO

GinGin

👏👏👏👏

GinGin

Hear Hear 👏

GinGin

Literally 🥵🥵🥵

Deja

God this being the first August audio I've listened to in a long time??? God it felt good, I needed a cigarette after

saaki

I snorted at this. Alex from Hinge being the 0.5 of the unimpressive 1.5 boyfriends 💀

shenz

HOLY MAMA

h

Wallahi LOL

Rose S.

GODDDDDDDD 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Rose S.

Genuinely how the fuck does he do it. Regarding your postscript: TMI whatever whatever but I maaaaaay have unknowingly ruined my first two boyfriends for life for similar reasons, and that line was one of the approximately 85 things in this 36-minute audio that made me feel soooooooo 😳😌🫠, and many other emojis as well

Rose S.

“Crumb on display, barely dressed.” God I love it here 💘💘💘

Rose S.

Co-signed, retweet, please lord 🙏🙏🙏

Caroline

I want to see a bride's brother prequel so bad but I can accept this month's duology as a worthy replacement

bubbl3gum🫧

Girl, I can always count on your comments to make me audibly laugh! Please never stop!

Nicole S

Chef’s kiss to all of this, but the post-orgasm stupor “I don’t know what I’m checking for” at the end was deeply endearing and had me bark with laughter.

Jenna

i love the panicked checking the cake after sex followed by ".... I don't know what I'm checking for 😃" it's such a cute n silly line like ofc idk cake cues we just boned crazy style

Little•Miss•Good•Girl

What a surprise! THANK YOU for dropping part 2 sooooo fast! Wow I am so excited and happy 🤭🤭🫶🏻🫶🏻😘😘🥰🥰

Ari 🌕

I was born to be an entertainer, but unfortunately, I was also born with severe social anxiety and stage fright, so I really bask in the anonymity Patreon provides. Thank you for validating my intense AITW obsession. 🤣

Pelty

Hmm 🤔 I think bride’s bro is part 4 and part 3 should be the eight hours later they alluded to. Wishful thinking?!

nimabima🥸

the first part of the audio is a flashback to their first time!

h

😲 you’re so right. part 3 is 8 hours later and then she has to leave the beach house. Part 4 is a while later brides brother is wistful they didn’t get to continue “we could have done this that whole summer” .. and THEN they live happily ever after all the family members make arranged marriage jokes at the wedding. Is this fanfiction allowed

carolyn

I just live for being a brat 🤪thanks for the early audio💕

hc

Made the very silly choice of listening to this again while cleaning my place ahead of my birthday party this weekend and uhhh I have not been very productive 🥲 thank you for a spectacular start to Taurus season!!

AlwaysInFocus 📷 ⋆✡︎⋆♏︎⋆♐︎⋆♒︎

Sure.... ofc.... yes, I wanted this sequel. I mean, obviously I did, I’m not a monster. 👹🤪 But holy glazed strawberries Batman! I did NOT see this sweet, delicious, sexy af audio c*mming! And the icing on the 🍓cake? My [ever betraying] hopeless romantic heart gets rewarded with those three beautiful words I’m longing to hear every single night … “Whose is it?" 👈 Took. Me. Apaaaaaarrrt! 🥵🤯🫠 My rough dom–loving mind, body, and soul have never been so happy! And credit to this cherished community & chat (just in general, always), and particularly those who so brilliantly unpacked the beautifully layered psychology of how August's masterful delivery of possessive / possession is actually *freeing* and *empowering*! 🤯🙌 Best book club ever! 🙌🍓🍰🫠

D

Apologies for saying part 1 was too loving, because together this is perfection. 🏠...🏃🏻‍♀️ Now part 3 - frosting the cake. 👀🥳

Ari 🌕

Adding you to the list of tattoo queens 🤣🫶🏻

🐈‍⬛

“if you cum it’s mine” + the giggle. i’m going to say something that will get me banned from patreon for life

🐈‍⬛

the last “that’s my girl” was such an aftershock

🐈‍⬛

i blacked out as soon i saw the word frosting i don’t want to see another comment from you 🫵🏽

🐈‍⬛

you sick sick woman with your gorjus mind

🐈‍⬛

@sarah you sick sick woman with your gorjus mind x2

🐈‍⬛

these long comments are actually ruining me you guys are soooooooooooooooo twisted (affectionate)

🐈‍⬛

“no condoms for me” well yeah

Ari 🌕

Hey name twin. Hugs 🥰

B💗

wow! i honestly did not view possessiveness like this, but this thread has definitely opened my eyes to layers of possessiveness i never even thought of/knew existed. i love it here🤯

Pelty

Yes we cracked the case

Amy 🌙

I'm totally [playing it cool] and definitely not a puddle on the floor.

h

No you’re not crazy I 1000% agree after revisiting my fave brides brother 🤪 so many lines that would make this a good prequel. “We could have done this that whole summer” “what happened did you get spooked” “scared of how good it could be” literally my fanfiction brain is cooking !!

bubbl3gum🫧

Back just to say, your banter is always top tier. Him: Like I couldn’t have come back for seconds if I wanted to… Me (zero chill, 47 comments deep on the same audio): Seconds? Boy, I’d send you home with a doggy bag, the recipe, and a coupon for 50% off your next visit.

cara

@caroline I don't know how a Bride's Brother prequel would play out but it is definitely on my wishlist 🙂‍↕️ I want so much more of them. I do enjoy this pairing too, though. I'm always such a sucker for childhood friends to lovers "this'll never really work out in the long run but it's nice to pretend and have fun while we can, right?" thing @h you're so real with the fanfiction brain thing. I love the Bride's Brother/Bridesmaid pairing so much that I actually wrote a long 2K word thing about them leading up to that audio for the Augustverse since I couldn't get them out of my head (I just didn't post it 'cause, ya know. It was 2K words). I want more of their story soooo bad. Like little moments before the hook-up mentioned in Bride's Brother and everything that happened between that and the audio. Like him being a flirty horndog, him silently judging her boyfriend's throughout the years (bc you know he knows he would be better than them), and them annoying eachother for like a decade before they finally fuck at the wedding. The "childhood frenemies to lovers/opposites attract" thing really just writes itself with those two freaks.

fitzsy 🐞

@Cara I'm so sorry to jump in here out of no where, but if you EVER post that Bride's Brother fanfic, I would literally jump off a cliff to read it. They're one of my all time favorite Augustverse pairings and I think about their chemistry and backstory often. I read your piece about Rasha a while back and thought it was so introspective — it explored her character and background, triggers and trauma so well! Put me on your email distribution list for more work from you. 🙂‍↕️

moonie🌙

HOLY SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUU “i gotta take this pussy back, right?”😵😵😵 like are you trying to kill me??

ski

thank god you made a part two i literally resubscribed for this

ski

26:09 i need more daddy talk oh god oh my god

bubbl3gum🫧

@omegapuppy 😂 in my defense, Emily Nagoski says when you’re super turned on, otherwise neutral things get shoved through a horny filter. So…August is a master of seduction, and the 🍰 caught a stray. It’s starving cartoon character logic - hallucinating everyone is a 🍔. Except I’m a horny vegetarian with a preexisting weakness for buttercream.

Kass

I took a day off work for this.. worth it

kio 🍸

back here again oh..

kaspr

actually the sweetest sequel ever? “i missed you” im ripping my clothes off all over again like… august, you put too much sugar is this beautiful damn cake 🥲💕

jay

HAHAHA SO DID I

Liza

Hereditary mentioned

Daphne 🦇

A song for every AITW scripted audio. Playlist: https://tinyurl.com/audiosonglist Explanation: https://tinyurl.com/songexplainer “Hot & Heavy” - Lucy Dacus I chose "First Time" for part 1, so I wasn’t planning to do another Lucy Dacus song for this one, much less from the same album, but her songs really are perfect. I don’t even think I need to explain much about why I picked it, the lyrics speak for themselves. “Being back here makes me hot in the face / Hot blood in my pulsing veins / Heavy memories weighing on my brain / Hot and heavy in the basement of your parents' place / You used to be so sweet / Now you're a firecracker on a crowded street / Couldn't look away even if I wanted / Try to walk away but I come back to the start”

cara

@fitzsy thank youuu, you're too kind 💖 maybe I'll post it if there's a third Augustverse lol

Melisa

I agree!!!

rachel 🍓

Perfect pick! Home Video is a stunning album. I’m a sucker for the nostalgic storytelling of her writing on it; I still listen to it front to back all the time 💙📼!

Daphne 🦇

She has been out of this world from the start. Her debut album No Burden is a no skip as well.

rachel 🍓

Big agree! I Don’t Wanna Be Funny Anymore was an anthem of my early 20s. I also think of “if beauty is the only way / to make the nightmares go away / I’ll plant a garden in your brain / and let the roots absorb the pain” from Trust + “Honesty is like a kiss on the lips / Come closer and I’ll tell you exactly how it is” from Direct Address constantly. She’s such a gifted lyricist. We love Lucy Dacus in this household! If you haven’t watched her Modern Love interview with NYT from last year I highly recommend + this interview she just did with the V&A Museum where she’s reacting to different artifacts from their collection brought me so much delight last week: https://youtu.be/8FN4Tn0HbHY?si=1MmoV2gvopCPGpHq.

Daphne 🦇

Thank you I will check that out! (I think you are the person that told me she sang Bread and Roses at Mamdani's inauguration?) I'm writing a script for a VA with the vibe of "Time in a Bottle" by Jim Croce and just discovered she did a cover of it and it is amazingggggg. Highly recommend it if you haven't heard it!

Candice Lusk

I thought “Don’t call me Daddy” was my favorite but its position on my cliterature rating has been usurped 🫦

raspberry98

“finally back inside you” this man must be stopped im genuinely losing it 😀

B💗

hot & heavy was my hyper fixation for the longest time, oh my!!! that song touched every ounce of my soul and it’s so cool that you are associating that song with this audio!!

flashdelirium

I wish I had something more thoughtful to say, but this audio is so dizzying (in the best way). And I don’t think I can eat a strawberry shortcake with a straight face ever again

ainz

“WATCH IT GO IN” 🥵💀🪦😵🏴‍☠️🔥

Hera

STUNNING 🤩 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

brujita✨

@hera thank youuu 🥰

B💗

your cake looks so tasty, i’m impressed🍓🍰

fitzsy 🐞

I have never wanted anything more than a slice of that cake. 😭🍓 Those strawberries look so ripe! Munch munch munch yum yum yum!

Sara

Just came (ahem) to say these slutty little cake audios inspired me to bake a cake. Haven’t baked in years, it tastes alright 🥹🍰

sarah 💫

I love the little flower decorations, it looks so delish!!! 🍰

sarah 💫

Turns out the cure for my ooey gooey loverboy allergy is a shot of extra possessive, filthy mdom 🤠💉

D

Yeah I'm feeling a little itchy, I think I need a booster. Haha

reclinedazure

Coming here from pt. 1 like I literally opened a patreon for this good lord

Noring

My take on this series: https://files.catbox.moe/3pt94k.png The complete storyline really makes them lovable, especially M's lines. Confident without being annoying, with a slightly spoiled and indulged vibe. cute cute cute, amaze amaze amaze.

brujita✨

@sarah Ty!! Cutie little violets popped up in my yard and they felt perfect for this springy homage 🌼🍓

bubbl3gum🫧

@brujita if you say those beautiful green swirls are matcha buttercream, my head will explode 🤯 🤩 lovely cake!

raspberry98

i dont know how much more my vibrator can take 🫤

Mari

Just when you think the first part was pure perfection. We get this phenomenal sequel that just enhances and gives us what we didn’t even know we needed. Always delivering these bombastic audios for us. Absolutely brilliant work August. Keep doing it so good 😍 this duo is so lovable and silly, passionate, and enjoyable to listen to. Yessssss to all the moaning so good as always, you never disappoint do you ❤️definitely goes in the saved folder asap

raspberry98

this is so cute wtf 💕

Sarah G🌻

Now I love these two even more 😍 amazing art MARI 👏🏼

Izzie

saying a killer line like “if you cum its mine” AND THEN following it with a lil giggle is absolutely DIABOLICAL

Izzie

Actually can’t get over the whiny “How long was I the best for?” MY EYE IS STARTING TO TWITCH 🫩

Angelina

Genuinely was my favourite part!!!

Angelina

WOW! that's so cute omg! I just realized it's the royale high baking class sound.

Angelina

DUDE, that's stunning. And it feels accurate

Angelina

So yummy! literally a perfect cake.

🎃🌃steph daydreams🌌🎃

😭Nori your art is always so beautiful and emotionally evocative and this one SO is!! There’s nostalgia and yearning ooooozing out of this. (Project Hail Mary mentioned!!!) Amaze amaze amaze 🥰👎🪨

Angelina

ur so creative

fitzsy 🐞

You always capture atmosphere and expression so well! The lighting especially feels so warm and summery. 🥺 So tender and domestic and cute, STATEMENT! Probably my favorite illustration from you yet, Nori. 🐚

fitzsy 🐞

Mari!! YOUR MIND! I'm a SUCKER for lil' animatics. Such cute art & character designs omg. I love how you do hair and the lighting for it! 🎂

brujita✨

The piping bags are my favorite part 😍🍓

brujita✨

The warmth is so fitting!! Love this 🥹🥺

brujita✨

@bunbl3gum hang on tight… it’s a matcha buttercream x cream cheese frosting 🫠

Noring

Mari, you made it! (without a stream haha) I don’t remember how long the original was, but this version is so pleasing I just can’t get enough (aka why is it so short?🥺) Also, where's that side-view scene! cute couple being all close and cuddly!!! 😋and the mood board feels soooooo right !! \\mari//\\cake//

mari 🐈 NEEDS j/o friend pt2🧎🏻‍♀️

hehe, yeah i locked in! your kind words from then really inspired me, so i finished it 🥹 i still felt unsure about the close-up drawing between them, because i don’t capture emotions very well (unlike you, idol! 🫶) but i will keep practicing ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

Noring

@mari: Mari haha, *I’m going to steal your hair highlight brush* → *stolen* → may the brush live forever! why this set is so good to use😭I just keep learning! @Rosalia: Thank you!! The whole atmosphere is so on point 😭 I’m really glad I’m not the only one who feels this way. @Steph: When you don’t know what to say, let’s all just go “amaze amaze amaze” 🪨 I really love the before-and-after contrast in this story. The childhood friends setup always hits me right in the heart, it feels so real! 😭 @fitzsy 🥺 I’m so glad you don’t think it’s light pollution (because I always end up thinking that whenever I go back to look at it haha). This is also my favorite one so far!! Spring break always makes me want to try new things, and we’re so lucky to have a monthly prompt (??? @brujita: Thank you! A summer seaside setting, bonfire and waves. I hesitated between a pink-purple palette and a yellow-black one, and finally went with the latter. just can’t give up letting them quietly enjoy the night.

aj

oh this is actually perfect thank you

nimabima🥸

the amount of times ive listened to this audio is diabolical

g q

Opening the oven with cock out swangin is certainly…a choice

vvvin

ik bro didn’t smack F’s ass like some damn bongos out in the open in the kitchen so hard that the whole house could hear that recoil then ask….“are we doing this?” iDk ArE wE???

vvvin

also if this audio isn’t 🎶An Eater by Matt Martians 🎶 manifested then idk what is. i can’t help but swoon over a cocky and near desperate M. one who doesn’t force anything but just slowly edges things to a point of no return. like “you know you want this as bad as i do. and i’m here to give it to you so just say the word” UAHSBFJDKJ this one is another crack loaded one that’ll get me feral no matter the time of day

Caraaa

Alexa play “brand new moves” by hey violet

Amazonia

Diabolical this audio 😈 your voice it’s my undoing

emily

what did you put in here this has some extra special sauce

Mari

this is absolute crack

adrian ⛓️

Winter Soldiers, please hear me out: I know it's early but I feel the need to start campaigning for the 2027 Moany Awards. The growly "That clit is all fucking mine." simply must be nominated for Best Line. Imagine August putting it in another thirst trap Tik Tok edit. Okay that's all thank you for your time 👍🏻

sylvie

relistened and this is sooooo good😭 I'm suddenly obsessed with this speaker he is so passionate and charming😭

🐈‍⬛

just relistened too and immmmm 🥲🥲🥲 he is so hot. the oral for L in this one is so good

sylvie

yes the oral part is so different and impressive i can literally hear the subtext in his tone!

Bunny

Thanks for leaving me a wet satisfied mess💋.

Trillian

Eating cake by the ocean again 🎶

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

When Lose Control played during the game tonight, I knew *exactly* how I was going to celebrate the Canes win/frown loudly about their loss 🙂‍↕️. Unfortunately, this means that, once again, the "right there?! RiGHt THerreee?! RIGHT THERE?!?!?!" is my brain's elevator music oh my fucking god. I have to come back to yell about this Speaker...

Rebecca

It's like you stole this fantasy straight out of my subconscious. Every second of it held me hostage. I am but a girl, have mercyyyyy. I didn't realize how much I needed a more cocky/ praise heavy/obsessed energy audio--it was surprisingly healing.

selfwife

I'd like to celebrate the exhale at 00:05. It's one second of a breath and it's physically effective. There's so much power in that exhale that I'm even curious if it's cut in from another sequence of more 'advanced breathing' or if you've mastered different types of breaths and what they invoke. Probably both honestly. I wish there were legit awards for nsfw audios and we -as voting members- could get you the ~academy award for best sound~ equivalent. All to say, thank you for doing the good work for the people.

🐈‍⬛

So fucking GOOOOOOD 🥲😭

saaki

Who needs a timer when this audio exists? (Had to bake a cake for 35 minutes and discovered this audio is actually the perfect length.)

⋆˙⟡ YLS ⋆˙⟡

This is the content i paid for 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

🎵 Now Playing - Keep on Churnin’ by Wynonie Harris 🎶 I am playing productive procrastination by finally writing this comment rather than expending any energy on the filthy nasty threesomes of late. Better to focus on this sweet, domestic, baking audio starring two old friends getting reacquainted 🥹. Just a classic AITW F2L audio about two crazy kids making a scrumptious strawberry shortcake, singing the blues, doing a bit of cleaning leading to…..[Standing Doggy] in the kitchen????? My dream???????? Cool, so there’s no escape. There is no easy mode here, no lesser of two evils, only suffering 😞 The question (or disavowal) of “twee” has come up recently, and the idea feels germane to discussion of this audio. Having thought about it more, I think “twee”, beside evoking images of suspenders, Modcloth, and “stomp clap hey” music, implies an affectation of cuteness and simplicity to engender warm feelings towards the object in question. I see something twee and am momentarily tricked into feeling close to the object that doesn’t necessarily have very deep emotions within it. The affectation’s goal is to make me do something, namely put my guard down. Neither this audio nor this pair are twee. When I listen to this, I feel like a veil has been pulled back and I am witnessing something that I should not be seeing and that S&L are not privy to my “presence”. The lenses of my eyes are not affecting their behavior whatsoever. I’ve been given access to, in my mind, at least ten years of history during the critical period of adolescence to early adulthood. There is certainly performance here, but it’s entirely for each other, not an audience. I have waxed poetic about domesticity and its erotic potential here before, and this audio is pure domestic (sexual) kinetic energy. Part one starts with the most sick, disgusting, indulgent domestic goddess shit I’ve heard in my life. I expected to hear Ina Garten’s voice come out of my headphones. The idea of walking downstairs, bleary eyed and caffeine-deprived, to find a beautiful man… singing to the blues… preparing to make a cake… on the precipice of handing me a mug of coffee is so hot to me. It is at least as sexy as part two, that’s how serious I am about this domestic shit. It’s not a performance for me like it is for these two who are playing house in a home and with a person they know remarkably well. Perhaps the routine of it, their confidence in their knowledge of this space and this person, allows them to take risks under the guise of playfulness. I find this aspect so compelling, that they are performing tasks that they would otherwise be doing (to impress parents or simply because it was delegated to them), but the manner in which they do it is meant to bother the other person. It’s not inconceivable that L might wash the cake bowl after he’s done because “you cook, I clean”, but their doing it in this way and at this time is the thing that is bothersome in a familiar but new way. The material of their lives together and the time spent in this very kitchen make these activities quotidian, but the manner and timing and performance of them makes them new. Additionally, with the domestic performance, they’ve introduced taboo into the abundantly familiar and traditional. Surely they’ve competed to see who the more dutiful and responsible kid is before, but the stakes in this moment are very different! I’m sure even the clock sounds louder to them with the blood pulsing their ears! I cannot explain how many times I replayed Speaker feeling up L as they washed the dishes, his mocking pantomime of a husband (lover/domestic partner/BFF/classic AITW fourth thing that encompasses all three) becoming very very real as he gets riled up. NO one is immune to the horniness that results from playing (free use) house 🫵🏿! There was another quality of this audio that I couldn’t quite capture my feelings on until this time. This audio feels like gazing lovingly at a cherished photograph or a memory. But unlike photographs and memories where each revisit degrades the material in some way, fundamentally changing it from its original form, here the gazing/handling of the thing (revisiting the summer house during this yearly vacation) clarifies and intensifies its elements. With typical memory degradation, I am eventually only left with the way the event made me feel and not its content. Here, I revisit the memory and every accompanying memory branching off from the original story. They’ve stood pestering each other in this kitchen countless times, and their return to it now calls to mind all those previous moments while clarifying what all those eye rolls and stares meant. Their relationship is like a block of marble time has been chipping away at for years. It is, as you elegantly put it, a cake in the oven for which they’ll just have to be patient to enjoy it. They feel inevitable in the way of my most cherished romances/romcoms without being trite in the slightest. Pivoting with metaphors, maybe this works like rudiments. Repetition works as a reinforcing element working with time to create something beautiful and unique to these two. The domestic performance is a new way they are playing in this space, but it’s a rudiment nonetheless, helping them get back into the swing of things (smashing) and return to parts of themselves they left on the beach years ago. By audio’s end, we arrive at a truth of the relationship that we couldn't have arrived at any sooner than this very moment: that they, for better or worse, are each other’s blueprint, the standard against which others are compared. This is a place where it would have been easy to lean into “tweeness”, and I appreciate your not doing so. I really like that it sounds like it’s actually been difficult having been so successful sexually their first go of it and how that informed future encounters. And that Speaker did not remain the best for all time (until now); there were a few boyfriends who surprised them! They haven’t been in stasis waiting for this moment, but have instead lived full lives and given themselves to others only to return to this annoying person whose touch they cannot seem to forget. They each represent a bit of home to the other, a rooted sense of their place in time and space, and also the loss of their control. It’s that bastard who made my standards too high….standing in the kitchen…..singing loudly………baking a cake? It’s sick. You *have* to kill him (sexually). His exhilaration and genuine anger when he FINALLY gets his hands on them again is so thrilling ‼️ Their eyes are saying “fuck you 🙄”, but their bodies are saying “welcome home, honey 🥃”. And though his skills are more refined, some things have stayed the same like admiring their face when it goes in or hickeys or bouncing bazongas. This audio is doing the can-can on the line between a sweet scrapbook and a book of pin-ups; it’s DAZZLING ✨📚 Discarded Strawberry Tops in the Compost: 🍓 “No ‘and’, just ‘feat’” is so fucking funny and clever, I have to pummel you 👊🏿 🍓 Twee things are only twee because they’ve been displaced from their original emotionally rich settings. For example, the flour tossing here is gorg, cute, funny, silly. In Anyone but You (presumably), it’s cringe, ugly, gross, insulting. 🍓 “Like I couldn’t have gone back for seconds if I wanted to” August. Hey. Hey, man. NASTY. FOUL. WRETCHED. This could SOOOO easily be gross, but it’s so painfully hot, it still makes me want to eat my shoes. The power of confidence in how much you are desired! 🍓 “Keep going… Keep going, you gotta keep the kitchen clean, right?” is such a personal attack as someone who can be very “but what about the dishes?! 🤓” gotta do the lame stuff before I have dessert omfg haaaaaaaate, I’M WORKING ON IT 🫩 🍓 The friendly banter of “YOU do it 🙄” between an AITW pair who knows each other SO well during sex 🦅. I remain so tickled and charmed by the romance of people behaving like children when they’re together because they’re so comfy. The freedom to be goofy is such a gift (and a recipe for shenanigans because stress is low and affection is high!) ♥️ 🍓 “Right there??? Right THERE?? RIGHT THERE?!?!” makes me so crazy, like I actually don’t even know what to do with myself. You encapsulated the whole audio in two words. Their body’s his home; of course he knows their spots or will learn them with frightening speed THEN use them to initiate psychological collapse. It’s friendly teasing and confirmation and the threat of L’s eyeballs falling out because they're about to cum so hard. I’d like to show this Speaker RIGHT- [blowdart sound] 🍓 The blowjob + his excuses about why he’s cumming so “fast” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. The Speaker sounds here are 😵‍💫🤸🏿‍♀️🧨 🍓 “That’s my girl”, “I missed you”: I am going to die. “I missed you” like he’s seeing them again for the first time in a loooong time omgggaglsdjajldfkadsljlfjjfldkajfdjadjfs 🔫 🍓 The image of Speaker standing in front of an open oven, dong OUT, BIG ASS grin, “idk what it’s supposed to look like 😃”??? I need him. I simply must have him 💍 🍓 I see part one and two as a singular audio, so I *should* also speak about part one here… It’s really pretty and lovely. It is SO nice and lovely that I find it a little emotionally overwhelming. I want to gobble up their shared tenderness and give it to myself, so there are lessons to be learned there, but slowly and with a tranquilizer on standby. It’s up there with College Friend or Thunderstorm Friendship Break-Up: I need an amply long emotional runway to properly engage and not just like stay in the fetal position for an hour. I didn’t know what to expect when you expressed interest in a part two, but I could not have predicted it would result in a Speaker and dynamic I am SO enamored with. He’s just got a going on, so much so that I, someone from whom brattiness often needs to be coaxed out, was like, “I can in fact become the most nonchalant person on the planet if only to bother him”. My easiest brat performance with your work to date (I am ignoring the newest DT which I’m sure will change that 😑)! Thank you for this slice of heaven, August! 🍰🏡

Meghan Gerhart

What an absolutely beautifully written comment. You put everything I was feeling so perfectly into words. These two audios have genuinely been incredibly sweet and heartwarming and the possessiveness as devotion truly comes across as this man being so, so grateful that he finally gets the opportunity to express his love out loud again. Combine that with the ongoing asking for consent to the frequent check ins and it’s clear this character genuinely, sincerely cares for the wellbeing of this woman. He lets her initiate both times they’re together and even clarifies, also both times, that they are, indeed, on the same page about crossing this line in their friendship. He cares so deeply for her and fears losing her so much that he would rather sit on the sidelines and not take the risk himself and continue to live as her friend, because being near her, in any way, even if it isn’t everything he wants, is still infinitely better than not having her in his life at all. When SHE initiates, it gives him the permission to express his feelings in their entirety, from his pent up and explosive devotion to his gentle, sincere care for HER feelings, physical and emotional. It’s a testament to how well written and performed these audios are that, with fairly little dialogue and build up, you can still get so much of the personality, motivations, fears, and wants of these characters. Also, that tie back to the song at the very beginning of the first audio is a BRILLIANT observation!

moonie🌙

coming back to this to say i love it when M is condescending but in a sweet way🫠🤧

Mabel

"I'm a feminist" is my specific kink. The first one of these is one of my favourites ever, I had no idea there was a sequel 🥹

katherine

i’m so greedy for this audio

mimi 🌻

I know it's fiction and made up but you can't frost a cake immediately after its out of the oven 🥀

joyce

two words: thank you.

joyce (she/her)

“What do you think that did to my ego” ??!;!;&:&:&(&;!!; WTFFFF I died

Jerry the Magical Llama

Genuinely rewinding the very start of this audio several times just cause all the jokes and voices you did at the beginning are making me cackle