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ADDITIONAL TAGS: [Spit] [Size Mentions] [Making Out] [Titplay] [Condom Use] [Coming Togther] [Multiple Orgasms]In the depths of the pandemic and the age of social distancing, one of the only people you've been regularly seeing is one of your next door neighbors. He's a younger guy who comes over to help you out in the garden and you've gotten to know pretty well. Lately, he's become more and more obvious about flirting with you. At first you thought it was just for fun or boredom. When you let him use your pool as a reward for all his help, he shows you how eager he is to prove he can help you out... Hi!It's a pretty simple warm weather MILF-y younger M / older F type audio with a couple of twists! I feel like I haven't done a kinda cocky but awkward M character who's eager to prove himself he's good at sex to F, which was a fun dynamic. Also despite starting my audio journey during the pandemic, I think I only have one quarantine-set audio and it didn't have "safe" sex with masks on, which I think is kinda silly and intriguing. It's a popcorn audio for sure, but it's long and feral so I hope you like it!Take care,august 🌨️

Names Used: Sl-t, milf, baby, gorgeous, good girlCW: F is a divorced parent of ambiguous age. M is a college student whose age is also not specified, but there definitely is an age difference between them. M refers to F as a "MILF", talks about "MILF p-ssy" and "young/younger c-ck" during dirty talk. M is flirty with F and quite forward about wanting to break their dry spells together, while F teases him and implies that they doubt that he can satisfy them and also has some COVID safety concerns. M is eager to prove himself and show F he can satisfy them, but the intention is not that he's pushy or trying to convince F to do anything they don't want to do. He offers solutions like F wearing a mask and starting with just him touching/kissing F's legs. After oral, they end up going into the house to have sex, where they both wear masks at F's request and use condoms. Later F asks him to take off the condom and mask. M says that he's being very safe about not seeing people and that the risk is low. M asks F if they're into name-calling and rough sex before escalating things. Some breeding dirty talk towards the end.

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Kristin (cthulhuhoops)

dropkicks the fuckiN DOOR DOWN FOR YOUNGER MAN/OLDER WOMAN !!! AHHH ok response to come later

kath

omg the first to comment

Craw Daddy

EEEEEEHEEHEE YAY…and that’s all I have to say about this.

moira 🎃👻

is this the beginning of milf summer? 😎

kaylaco

mask stays ON during sex

PT

That [2020s Period Piece] tag is making me cackle. Can’t wait to dive in later!

jas

it’s like you heard me calling.

adrian ⛓️

What does this have to do with Roots of Pacha 😭

a heron

[2020s Period Piece] tag sent me straight into the ground

riri

Almost one hour ? Let's f*cking GO

honeyreese

2020s period piece is an insane tag and I’m here for it

Taylor ✌🏽

i would like to thank the ancestors for letting me be here this early to a drop

Emily

every subsequent tag has me like 😳😮😲🫨

Daphne 🦇

Why am I laughing at the amount and variety of tags on this. august you SPOIL US

🐈‍⬛

this is such a wacky idea but per usual i am into it

ainz

my eyes went immediately to LONG & FERAL 👀💀 ty Og 😉

Izzie

oh myy an exclusive audio on my birthday might just be the best present 🤩

Julie

2020s Period Piece 🤣🤣🤣

Vanessa⏾ ࣪

If this wasn’t a sign to call into work 😅

Rose

[2020s period piece] and [take off the condom/mask] you’re so fucking unserious 😭🤣

bubbl3gum🫧

“The trunks? They’re good. They’re a little big. Um like…around the middle…are they your exes?” Now THAT is fucking funny 😆

MrsSnugglePuss

Representation for the germaphobes who wanna use both their hoe tools.

Melody Wagner

ooh i cant wait for this one and to watch the stream 😭curse my work hours

Afair77

As an older woman, “different life stage” is cracking me the fuck up. This one spoke to me though. I am divorced, a mom, and experiencing a really fun time of much younger men being really into me. Younger ladies, it is a thing, so know that on the other side of divorce there is a lot of fun to be had 😏😉 Not endorsing divorce, just saying 🤣

Kristin (cthulhuhoops)

"I give good head and I can fuck [...] and I'm pretty big" WHEEZE and whimper

sylvie

pandemic dry spell h🔥rny energy coming back🫡

sarah 💫

Am crying at the thought of these 2 sluts getting it on, dripping wet + completely naked except for their N95 masks. Always bring protection‼️😷

moira 🎃👻

Justice for Grandpa audio, always ✊🏼

sarah 💫

Happy bday!!! ☀️🏊🏻‍♀️

Rose

“I pull” I said oh I’m sure 🤭

Noring

The guy is just frantically handing out resumes🤣

sarah 💫

Older F representation‼️🤠

fitzsy 🐞

My brain is stuck on the Hudson Williams pool scene in the Madwoman MV if anyone even cares. 😔 This is not helping. Also, unrelated but I love water noises. It's my fav ASMR sound so between this and the Just Making Out audio, I'm really having a great time. 👌

Gourd-riella 🍁🧡

Time to become a MILFy menace, early ‘90s winter soldiers WE UP! 👵🏿

fisker

2020’s period piece is funnier than it has any right to be. this is cope i’m coping

fisker

for REAL had me panting like a dog

Daphne 🦇

I hope you know the joy and whimsy you bring to this world cause I’m literally in the drive thru at Cookout right now saying out loud to myself “I’m so excited to get home and listen to thissss” 😆 😆

Omgpwnies

Happy Birthday!!!! ♊️ 🥳

Omgpwnies

milf summer heading into gilf autumn 🍂

monakrome

the 2020's period piece tag, damn we really lived through a time in history huh? 😭

roxy

Can’t believe I’ve lived long enough for 2020 to become vintage 🫩

nimabima🥸

oh my golly 53 minutes what a treat

Cait

imagine explaining the concept/tags of this to people who don’t listen to audio porn. i am rolllingggg 💀😭

jennifer 💘

names used: jelrod (for speaker)

Kristin (cthulhuhoops)

I HEARD that spit, mister, AND the continued cock descriptors "fat" and "hard" and then you added "thick" and i fucking lost it, so I wasnt prepared for the incoming double kill of "cum on this cock, gorgeous" AND "you want this cock raw?" Jesus lord. 🥰 And then it JUST KEPT GOING which is a good thing, but it would seem I am susceptible to a speaker character like this. I'm delightfully flustered and have nothing respectable or decent to say. "flooding you with young cum" AUGUST JEBEDIAH WINTER YOU HA E ACTIVAFED SOMETHING IN ME AND I will thank you for it. "Make this pussy mine" + the rougher grunts + "take my fuckin cum" = my face is BURIED IN MY HANDS AS I SIT AT MY DESK you are a fiend THAT was so fucking hot, YOU are a very good smutcrafter, so cheers for that my dude 🫡👏

Effie

Wait. No. I'm in the middle of restoring door trim. I'm covered in spray foam and sanding dust. Don't do this to me. MILF/younger guy?! OMG You heard my prayers.

Effie

I'm dying.

Taylor ✌🏽

the full government name!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Just here

Holy Jesus christ this one was a doozy 🥴 i need a moment to recover 😭❤️🥵🥵🥵

BabyJBeCray

Seriously.. seeing the 2020 tag sent me into flashbacks (tape arrows on grocery aisles, barely any traffic on the roads, etc) and then I got to "masked sex" and DID PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THAT?!

Izzie

Appreciate all the birthday greetings! 💗

flashdelirium

2020s period piece 🤣 what a time

mar

in the airport waiting, PERFECT 😛😛😛

h

Woke up from my depression nap to see this notification and maybe things are looking up

mila 🌺

yea this is about to run triple platinum in my headphones 😂

h

Excellent music video and excellent thing to be brain stuck on

Ash

the concept of a 2020 period piece in 2026……i do declare the inner machinations of your mind are an enigma

h

Also, reminds me of a real life text I received from an ex in September 2020: “I heard cunnilingus doesn't transmit coronavirus”

Jenna

just spent the whole day outside, i'm so happy to have this treat YUMMM

fitzsy 🐞

@h: Laufey did her big one with that song (as she does every time! 🙂‍↕️) Also, I love your profile picture so much. Darling little goose. 🌼🪿

Omgpwnies

“Are you sure you’re not just saying that cause you just came?” is so real 😭 I’ll never look at a [Masked Man] tag the same way 💀 ❌ 😷 ✅

Day5girl

I could listen to this man eat all day. Lord send me an August eater. Amen 🙏🏾

Alleé 🍒

I need “I give good head and I can fuck” on a t-shirt IMMEDIATELY

bubbl3gum🫧

The way I HISSSSSSSED through all 54 minutes and 1 second. 🐍 Oh, honey (said like Samantha Jones). You nailed it. This is solid gold. A very real part of motherhood can be suddenly feeling invisible outside of being a mom. Hearing this speaker notice everything, worship listener’s body, delight in her arousal, and show her how delectable she is? Truly a mitzvah. This is my favorite. And I’m saying that with my full chest, directly in front of Nerdy Oral Toy and DT #21. PS: Promising the sloppiest, hungriest head until she’s shaking…and then following through 👹 (⬅️ literally me) PPS: “…drink it up?” Yeah 🥂 L’chiam, babe. LFG!

bubbl3gum🫧

…and the callback to this later on is perfect. As someone who works with divorced women for a living, I can confirm this is exactly the kind of petty Betty shit that gets them wet 👏

Daphne 🦇

Why did the whole first part remind me of Greg from succession. Loveeee this speaker lol

Thalasso 🌊

Let me just say this. I believe this may be the audio that truly challenged my poker face ability at work. My God this was so GOOD 🤤

Daphne 🦇

This was INSANE oh my god. This is up there with Corrupting the Romcom Love Interest in terms of funniest audios. I was laughing so much I love these two. So happy for this hot MILF queen. Also I think this needs to be nominated for best pussy eating in AE because this was crazy. Speaker delivered on his promise to listener lol And the msub to mdom switch during the pussy eating????? 10000000/10 will listen again and again and again

mari

This is getting added to the hall of fame for me 🤩

Omgpwnies

AITW merch when? 😫

party mom

MILFs, we eatin good tonight.

truffle

this is so inspirational.

Daphne 🦇

It was on another level in this one truly

Jess_Miracle

2020 is a period piece makes me fucking old. Had to hold my husband's card just to sub cuz holy this is good

GinGin

LITERALLY 🤣🤣🤣👏

GinGin

Yes bb! 👏👏👏

truffle

this audio is so unserious and tons of fun. genuinely some of the best moaning work from August yet and I don't think that's controversial. I was biting my hand HARD tryna keep cool listening to this

🐈‍⬛

did anyone else hear that bee 🐝 around 5 mins in

Mika

Happy birthday!! 🎉🫶🏻

Mika

waking up to this omfg 🙂‍↕️ [2020s period piece] choked me tf out 😭 but eager M is a huge weakness of mine 🫠

Page Chase

Omg August has gifted us with both MILF and leg worship. Does being a cat mom count as being a MILF? Asking for a friend. (j/k I always felt more like a cool auntie).

B N

(Shouting in my best Monster Trucks announcer voice) HOT MILF SUMMER SUMMER SUMMERRRRRR

jennifer 💘

i was all hootin n hollerin until he started kissing F’s legs and now i’m in trouble.

B N

Happy birthday! Yippee!

🐈‍⬛

hehehe i bought a swimsuit for the beach this weekend, perfect timing! 👙 long comment: - all this flower talk is making me nervous … taking my flonase - this outdoor sfx is super crispy! i know nothing about sound design so i’m not even going to force a smart compliment. it sounds nice 👍🏽 - oh you know what actually the water sounds remind me of wood soup asmr LMAOOO 😍🪵🧿🫐🥣 so soothing - i love this fantasy. i love pretending i own a pool. a below ground one, even. i’ll bust rn - S’s dry spell confession is adorable 😭😭😭😭😭 i can’t wait to be a milf one day holy god. - 😍🩷 THIGH KISSES - “you want it?” + the giggle. lethal - “look it’s getting on my lips” christ - “you like my hair?” whatever dude literally whatever i’m so mad at you. i’m the maddest I’ve ever been - 🩷💧DROOLING >>>>>>>>>>>>> - “yeah yeah sure whatever you want” 😭 i love this speaker - “every time i come over, you know? just in case?” this dialogue is so fucking good lois - the wet sounds 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 sounds nice 👍🏽 - “stuffing that milf pussy full” WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - “i told you i could fuck” 😮‍💨 - gr8 moans. that “ooohf” sound @ 32:00 + 35:27 is enough to make me tap out and i would like to publicly and LOUDLY request more of it - “you wanna do it sideways?” i needed this audio so bad 🫠 - “thick fucking young cock” ^ 🫠 - “you want this cock raw?” what has gotten into you 😭😭😭😭 - “i’m not done with you” always gets me like i feel so silly for reacting as if i’m hearing you say it for the first time every time. as if i don’t already know 1) it’s coming and 2) it’s hot - “my hot milf slut” i’m beginning to realize that one of the many things i love about your audios is how you’re able to take super porny concepts & turn them into something way more comforting + enjoyable for femmes to fantasize about. like NOTTTT to sound dramatic in the porn man’s comments but as someone who has not had many comfortable/enjoyable sexual experiences, it’s weirdly healing to watch you incorporate degrading tropes (like calling the listener a “hot milf slut” 😭) into stories where the characters actually do care about each other’s wellbeing/humanity. and it’s not like S is straight up just saying “i care about you ❤️” it’s like, integrated into the story and the way the characters treat each other. beautiful stuff! ok anyway let me get back to this porn - “good slut” 😍🩷 - gr8 spanks. crispy spanks - “you talked a big game but you cum fucking easy” 😭😵‍💫😮‍💨🫠☹️ - 47:00 hooooooooooooly shit - “just let me know when you wanna go again” UNHAND ME this was realllyyyyyy good dude 😭😭😭😭 edit: i forgot to mention “plow that fucking cunt” i’m in space now. i was sent to the moon

bubbl3gum🫧

“a below ground one, even. i’ll bust rn” 😆 @ari - are you writing a DT tailor-made for me? Because this is 100% my speed. And really your whole comment. 🤌♥️

B N

MILF and Daddy are a mindset lol

Steph

haha my guess was fishing but couldn’t figure out how that was hotter than hockey.

sarah 💫

I don’t remember this part of roots of pacha 🤔 You’ve been making audios since the goddamn [period piece] pandemic and you STILL manage to invent new, creative, filthy phrases like “just need me to worship this swollen fuckin greedy clit” HELLO??? I’m faceplanting into that mf pool. This was so fun n freaky, the leg/thigh worship segment drove me insaneeee; for a split second I was hoping he’d kiss her ankle or the sole of her foot (idk maybe foot stuff is growing on me maybe who knows!!!) in a sweet, devotional, “every part of you drives me crazy” way 😵‍💫 MILF summer is off to a bangin start! 😎🥳☀️💦

🐈‍⬛

@bubbl3gum ok wait you’re onto something … need an audio of august just describing my dream backyard. “u own an outdoor pizza oven … u host soooo many dinners for ur friends and u have so many cats and ur not allergic to them AT ALL …” i’m like actually getting carried away

🐈‍⬛

this speaker will be added to my Speakers Who Remind Me of Connor O’Malley in that One Deleted Scene in Friendship (2024) Where He Yells at Tim Robinson for Not Cherishing His Wife list

Ari 🌕

Is this my reward for working a 13 hour shift today because it feels like a reward

Mandy J💜🖤

My fellow MILFs, our moment has arrived! Here is to being 40, feral, and sterile! (Also, loved the reminder of my husband's long pandemic hair 😍)

bubbl3gum🫧

@ari - Outdoor pizza oven? 😮‍💨 I’ll raise you a lemon tree, twinkle lights above an oversized hammock, and an outdoor shower. And if you tell me the below ground pool is heated and saltwater, I’ll 💦

🐈‍⬛

@bubbl3gum OUTDOOR SHOWER? oh you’re wild. and the lemon tree is for the #lemonstealingwhores 🍋 (does anyone rmr that meme)

kio 🍸

Happy birthday to you!!!!

kio 🍸

i saw milf and my phone dropped.

Blue

I like this way too much and what that says about me is TERRIFYING

Nóri 🌜

Can't say no to this strong scientific evidence

daahling

🪭🪭🪭

🚫🥜 Mrs. Governor?

Where is my younger guy at? This is driving me mad ouffff 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🔥🔥

🚫🥜 Mrs. Governor?

Every time he says “young cock” I swear my eyes roll back. He’s insane! 😭😭

Steph

Is this a new listener orgasm record? I counted five times. august you said this is just popcorn but... there's a beautiful story in this about letting your guard/mask down and letting people in [to your house]. btw, that visual when he gets out of the pool, and you describe... that was fucking diabolical. You need to be put in a time-out, mister!

applsauce

Period piece LMAOOO

Steph

i did hear a buzzing the whole time. but i dont think it was coming from the audio.

PT

This M is cocky, feral, and desperate but still very lovable. The magic of your writing and performance strikes again! And I love that F is able to play it cool to the point that M has to show all his cards lest he combust. I’m glad he did though. He’s just so silly and hot at the same time. 😏🥰🥵

kio 🍸

just finished listening to this omw home and i cant form proper thoughts bc my mind is blank and going crazy at the same time. u areeeee so crazy for this /pos ISY2JSKAJSJWJSJS AAAAAHHHHH the build up was soooo good the way speaker was literally mentioning he has and hes good at its taking me out but i get him actually... idk what to say actually im still fried RAAHHH this is so so soooo good im still recovering 💥💥💥 thank u for the insane meal omfg

mia ☆

No literally 😭 it reminds me of a romance novel someone on twitter made in 2020 about 2 covid patients falling in love and they have sex with their masks on 💀 this made me think of that 🤣

Bel

So I actually did fuck my long distance ex in 2020 while wearing a mask and let me tell you it was not HALF as good as this

Sara

Ok hear me out, new pet name “my bubble” 🤭

Page Chase

I heard/read that in Pedro Pascal's voice lol.

Page Chase

Depression nap is so real... I hope things continue looking up for you.

Page Chase

Smutcrafter has to be some kind of bard subclass in a TTRPG somewhere.

GinGin

The Stamina of it all….love to hear it lol

☆

LOL this killed me

Juicyj

I see my future and its bright

Bex

God that 2020 touch starvation was so fucking real. “I give good head and I can fuck” would have definitely work back than 😩

bubbl3gum🫧

There is this early 2000s r&b song by Floetry called “Say Yes” and when younger me heard it, I was intrigued by it but also a little cautious and intimidated. Like, I knew this was some grown ass woman shit that I couldn’t fully comprehend yet. At [14:09], this speaker says “…all you have to do is say yes” and my brain went 🌪️🌀🌊⚡️🌨️ and I heard Floetry moaning, “You make me so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so…” and I realized I’m on that grown ass woman shit now.

Ellen

This M is pure of heart, but dumb of ass

Nóri 🌜

I'm with you on the hair. Men with longer hair are my catnip 🫠

D

I had to pause at "back in the day" and "different life stage" to collect myself. 🤣😭

B💗

happy birthday!!🥳

🐈‍⬛

immediately imagined L’s ex as tony soprano

RoxDV

This was STUNNING!!!

🐈‍⬛

the way S awkwardly circles & inches closer towards L like a shark in the water is genuinely such good scene blocking lmfao

Kristin

i’m actually gnawing at the bars of my enclosure cause wtf??? can we get a part 2?? the end of this has me fucked up

ouppy

idk how you do it… i am literally nowhere near milf categorically (tboy and enby listeners wya) and yet i goon

biteyourtongue 🍉

also, not my xennial single mom ass furtively listening to this at like 4 AM trying not to cackle / lose my damn mind. and really wish I had a pool

WobblyPurin

Do you know if it's a South American, or more precisely, a Peruvian food stall? Pacha mama is like the Cosmic Mother Goddess of All in Andean mythology! (Source: parents are Chilean)

Mandy J💜🖤

I didn't even know i liked long hair on my man until he stopped cutting it lol

h

was already in a bubble with another 🤪 and did receive head while masked. Period piece indeed

vvvin

we love a M who knows he knows how to please 🤏🏽🤏🏽 and the sound fx of those soaked swim trunks being pulled down….the image that put into my head was the furthest away from innocent that i’ve ever thought of. i wish my 2020 involved this instead of a crippling existential crisis 😃 i was like “how is this gonna be 53 minutes? they’re already gettin to it”….*M continues positioning F every which way and gets more feral* “i’m not done with you yet” OH?? OKAY THATS HOW😳 those spanks were extra C R I S P Y also are you vocal cords okay? bc those moans at the end were heeeaavyy 🫠

Trillian

Heart of gold ✔️ , cock of rock ✔️ , mind of mud ❓

Trillian

Old enough to know what to do, young enough to do it well

MalAires

What the heck was the hint on the stream about this audio? MILFs? Trees? Being outside? LOL I can't wait to more than the first 5 minutes and "focus" LOL

bubbl3gum🫧

This is a perfect comment because it applies equally to MILF and speaker 😘

🐈‍⬛

@raivvin 🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽 the swim trunks part made my jaw drop irl. also i feel u on the 2020 thing i was tweaking out in my childhood bedroom reading House of Leaves to distract myself from the despair 😍 and i would like to add onto the question about his vocal cords with a follow-up question about his jaw health 🩷 that pussy eating was crazy dawg do you have TMJ yet

🐈‍⬛

i feel like such a gooner freak for replaying the moans around 50:30 it’s just too good

meta

Hahaha holy fuck 💀 As an [Older Divorced F] this was exactly what I needed 🎯 I felt that "You like it when a younger guy calls you his good girl?" in my soul like https://tenor.com/b0eeD.gif🫠 Yes, yes I do. This had allllllll my favorite things 1000000/10. Fuck. 👑

D

And he promises

Jennifer Luiza

God, I can’t wait to be a MILF 😮‍💨

Jennifer Luiza

The way I was giggling when you asked “what’s so funny?” 🥴

ToshPointOooHhhh

2020’s period piece!! Omg is 6 years ago considered a period piece!?!😱🥴😭

stroopwafel 🐈

Oh that's cool - I didn't know that! It did serve Peruvian-inspired food!

Smithereens

I’m trying to manifest this for myself, as I enter into my Puma years as a single mom.

B💗

2020 me would go feral over this audio, just like 2026 me.🤐

bubbl3gum🫧

The length and girthiness of this audio make me want to keep commenting. I should take PTO tomorrow, hole up at the Four Seasons pool sipping a French 75 in my Miraclesuit™️ and languish in the following moments: 🥛“I don’t need to kiss you to make you feel good…not like on the mouth, anyway” 🥛”mouth 🐱” 🥛the almost 20 mins of enthusiastic oral 🥛the thud of the wet trunks flung to the ground. This echoed in my brain like a gauntlet thrown. 🥛”stuffing that MILF 🐱 full…” 🥛no refractory - is this a real thing or just a porn thing? I’ve never encountered this in the wild and I’m fascinated (read: 🐸). 🥛the courtesy of planning ahead with the box of condoms. Presumptuous but thoughtful. 🥛I love how this MILF doesn’t have to teach him. There is a caretaking element to teaching, and it’s nice to retire that role for 54 mins so she can enjoy someone who “pull[s],” “gives[s] good head and can fuck.” 🥛the way he slurps a scoop of butter pecan ice cream out of her ass and declares it most definitely NOT a “parent flavor.” Oh wait, sorry. That is from the sequel I created in my deranged brain.

skel

dude, on MY phone?

fitzsy 🐞

You mentioning tboys and enbies with a Haruhi profile picture! IKTR! ❣️

ouppy

YES haha you get it!! representing my pppl ;)

eimi

my second time listening to this audio today and i just… am completely at a loss for words at how you always outdo yourself??? just filthy, feral, and fucking my ass all the way up LOL. yet another audio that shoots its way up to the top of my list 😫

party mom

not divorced, but all of a sudden, there are like, 24-28 year old men in my dms constantly?? like, someone pls come get your son! lmao

itskins444

🙋🏻‍♀️ large popcorn extra butter please 👏 🍿

B N

This audio was so hot I think I saw the face of god. I still don’t know how it ends bc I fall right the fuck to sleep, oops. (Btw, thanks bunch for taking the recent feedback and suggestions into consideration for this audio!! Truly the BEST.)

revali

“I give good head and I can fuck, so…” I love this dude lol

B N

Fuckin LMAO

D

I can't get over butter pecan ice cream. Lolol. Like what is the dirtiest/sexiest ice cream to use for this. Is it butter pecan????

Jonelle

"not like on the mouth anyway." middle of the night and I started hooting and hollering 🤭

Bri

The STAMINA 🫪 You just know listener's ex was wheezing 2.5 minutes in and only ever ate on their birthday and very halfheartedly at that.

daahling

"I'm pretty big too. " and "I told you I can fuck."....⚰️🥀

brattymir

Bro don’t let the hantavirus hear that August is making sexy pandemic content. I fear it’ll come on even stronger

Kayla Foley

This is TOO GOOD. I giggled so hard when he said the borrowed trunks were a little too big and then hurried to clarify, “around the middle!!” And then just like every August audio, by the end I’m a gasping mess. Perfection!

vic

this has changed the trajectory of my life

carolyn

Mhmm I never wanted to be a milf until today😏🤪😭🤣100/10☕️🤏🏾

Meghan Gerhart

I think I’ve only been a patron here for a couple of months (I came *COUGH* from Quinn) and I not only love the content and how kind and thoughtful, as well as talented, August seems but this community is fucking great! I’m reading the comments with a big cheesy grin on my face (actually, not unlike the one I’m wearing in my avatar…😂…okay, waaaaay cheesier). It has been a SHITTY several weeks of flared up chronic illness, chronic pain, and life stress and tonight was also really rough. So, this big smile and the laughs I’m getting from all your comments is truly a gift…and I haven’t even listened to the audio yet! Thank you all. I’m really happy I’m here. 🥹😍😂❤️

Jas

i laughed out loud when i saw it

🌃steph daydreams🌌

Hahaha he’s just a very goofy character in the game Roots of Pacha!! From the stream earlier this month 🩵

bubbl3gum🫧

@EmayHearts - I think butter pecan ice cream is inherently sexy. Even when consumed from a more traditional receptacle. Like a cone. But I am, by AITW taxonomy, the target audience for butter pecan, so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Sloan Amora

QUESTION FOR THE GROUP: I’m 44, but I don’t have kids nor do I want kids, so that would just make me a Cougar, right?

W

I swear to god it’s Pavlovian for me with your voice at this point man🫣

cheyenne ☕️

i loved this audio but i do have to say the atmosphere sound effects were so good i kept having to pause because i thought i was hearing things through my headphones lol

Page Chase

Do MILFs wear Pumas the way that dads wear New Balances? I feel like Puma is missing a target market here. Sorry, I couldn't resist making a shoe joke. On a side note, a friend of mine used to design for Puma and bounced around from Converse to Puma to New Balance.

Page Chase

OSP enjoyer here! I totally read/heard this in Red's voice.

kaspr

loooove the implication that they’ll just keep going until they use that whole box (lmao) another common August W 🙂‍↕️🖤

tulip

i lowkey can't get through this (positive) bc it was a little too immersive for something so popcorn... bravo augustus!!!!

🐈‍⬛

LMFAOOOO totally calling him AJW from now on

bubbl3gum🫧

I love that you said this because I’ve been considering forwarding August a bill for my Botox, as he is single-handedly responsible for my elevens. The filthier his mouth, the deeper my brow furrows. I listen a lot while in public and sincerely doubt anyone would guess. Apparently my resting horny face is indistinguishable from my resting bitch face (which explains a lot about my college experience actually).

Bunny

As a oldish woman thanks for this extra HOT audio🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

S

the irony* is the hydration youd need after this performance. goddamn. surrounded by all this water and dying of thirst 😭 such a meaty audio it might as well have been two so really, great beginning of gitw 3.0 for me i gotta say. thanks for the audio! *alanis vers.

Meli

august you have quite a few milf audios i’m begging and pleading for you to do some more older dilf audios or just older m in general 🙏🙏🙏

Zarinthia

How is this popcorn audio?! 5 times?! Thank god for my bubble tea hydrating me.

Daphne 🦇

A song for every AITW scripted audio. Playlist: https://tinyurl.com/audiosonglist Explanation: https://tinyurl.com/songexplainer “Henrietta” by The Fratellis This is such a classic song about guys trying to convince an older woman to go with them. This audio gave me Shameless vibes a little bit, and I could totally see this song playing in the background of a Shameless style montage of these two characters going at it.

Daphne 🦇

Oh my god I've also wanted to do that for so long. Just video of people cooking dinner or doing laundry while listening. And seeing them pause or have a momentary look of shock. But like natural reactions, not over the top fake reactions lol

Daphne 🦇

Listening to this again, one of my favorite parts is the progression of listener character. At the beginning when speaker calls her a MILF she kind of plays coy about it. But then at the end during the third round when speaker calls her his “hot fucking sl*t” she corrects him saying “hot MILF sl*t”. I love that part and how speaker laughs at her leaning into it finally

Bindi

🍿🍿🍿🍿 2020s period piece jesus christ this one legit gave me wartime flashbacks 🤣🤣🤣 those spanks are so crispy and precise sounding and the outdoor sfx were great too I definitely thought there was a fly in the room at one point I even took the headphones off to make sure which made me feel very dumb lol

christina

this speaker is so eager and borderline desperate what a cutie. and that stamina too okay pheww

Alexandra

got me all nostalgic for that 3 month period where we all got vaxxed and went fucking feral

포도

"I can pull" Yeah sure whatever you say buddy

B N

MILF is a mindset. I only know how to be a dog mom lol lol.

🐈‍⬛

YESSSS I love Henrietta

Daphne 🦇

Putting together playlists for audios is so fun! It's one of the things I look forward to most now when theres a new drop. I was determined to not do Stacy's M om for this one lol even though I wanted to

🐈‍⬛

if you had i wouldn’t have judged. this is a safe space

Daphne 🦇

I went obvious on some of the others. Like I couldn't not do "Knock Three Times" for hot neighbor M audio. It's just all about balance lol

Jess

Girl, I’m married with kids and my husband encourages(endorses) my “private time” on patreon but I gotta say, a tiny slice of me is living vicariously through your comment. You’re username also made me cackle

Jess

I’m so happy I could keep up! FYI no refactory period sounds like a good time until you realize that chafing is a thing, and you sometimes only feel it worse after the fact 😣

Afair77

The funniest and pettiest part is that my ex can’t get a date, lol ( he was terrible)

maiki

omg girl if that’s you in your pfp and you’re older than 24-28 you look 19-21 around my age even though I get called younger you seem 18-21 seriously. I hope I age just as good as you lol !

bubbl3gum🫧

@Afair77 🗑️ ⬅️ omg, is this him??

Afair77

Omg! That is wild! How did you find him 🤣

Nicole Maple

I listen to this man while I'm sitting at the nurse's station. I'm basically playing the quiet game and he makes it so hard, literally. I swear it's my favorite game.

Ari 🌕

I’ll take the wettest, sloppiest head for 2,000, Alex.

Ari 🌕

All augustverse characters are eaters but this character????????????????????????? Go ahead and give me his phone number I’m trying to see something.

Justanotherfan

I’m listening to this at the gym and lost track of where I was up to. I straight up said to myself “Is he still eating the same thing or have we moved on?” OUT LOUD 💀

Angie 🧚🏽‍♀️

Came back to this just to hear the pants drop & your "uhh fuck" at this timestamp 🙈 more sounds like this PLEASE.

Amy 🌙

🎺 The spank king hath returned! The grunts can stay also.

Ari 🌕

Getting in my car at Walmart volume on a million from listening to music on my way home from work last night — plug my phone into the charger forgetting it’s in the usb that makes my phone click on iPod setting… blasting 45:35 so loud into the parking lot Someone please come run me over lmao

Steph

😂 i got into the habit of immediately turning down the stereo volume whenever i turned the car on and my kids are in the car but i think there is a setting that can be toggled

bubbl3gum🫧

@Steph ♊️: 😄. There’s nothing that spikes the adrenaline quite like kids screaming for Goldfish and “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” while you violently mash at the power and volume buttons, desperately trying to beat the Bluetooth connection.

Ari 🌕

Usually, I make sure that patron is not the last thing that I listen to because it automatically starts playing whenever I connect to things so I always close it out and then immediately open my Music app. sleepy me getting off work really late is an idiot🤣

💫Littlestar

This changed my brain chemistry omg 🥴

Bitty-bee

The underrated not-joke of “seriously, my mask?” To “sure, okay, sure, whatever you want,” is everything to me

vic

currently sitting at the nurse station listening to this again trying to make it through my day 🙂‍↔️

Nicole Maple

As you should sweets. You've got this. Have an amazing shift!

Yaoine

Can't believe it was 6 years ago already 😭

ren c

i’m wheezing i was not ready for that 😂😂😂😂

Nóri 🌜

Those were some strange times 😅

party mom

it is me! i'm 37 ᵕ̈ drink water, wear sunscreen, and don't be racist are my tips for aging gracefully xoxo

Afair77

💯 I expand on that to say just don’t be a shitty person, it ages you so fast

Afair77

I don’t have a pic, so it is not me, I do look about 15 years younger than I am though, and I am loving that

Alexandra

so back in the summer of 2020 i was interviewed by A Prominent Magazine for a story about a university that posted guidelines on having safer sex during the pandemic. the guidelines truly included things like "Consider wearing a face mask during sex. Heavy breathing and panting can further spread the virus, and wearing a mask can reduce the risk," and "Avoid kissing and be creative with sexual positions that reduce close face-to-face contact." idk if they ever ran the story but this comment reminded me of it and i have been laughing for days. what a time to have been alive!!

🐈‍⬛

The SFX in this one is just so crazy good. Also so embarrassed for being back in the comments again pls ignore the notif THANK YOU.

bubbl3gum🫧

I’m revisiting this one today to keep you company! And we don’t have to be embarrassed. This one is INSANE and worth revisiting often. Which I do. 😇

Mabel

It's wild, right? I remember having like a crisis at age 26 thinking that I was completely ancient and past it. Now I have younger guys losing it constantly in my DMs because they love older women 😂 I'm starting to feel like the manosphere might be wrong about a few things...

Mabel

Right lmao, whose son is this?! I had a NINETEEN YEAR OLD hit me up last week. I was like "Little brother, no! Your age literally has 'teen' in it!"

Mabel

"I can fuck" - something men who are good at sex definitely say.

Mabel

August: You need your pussy fucking bred? MILF: Motherfucker, I have three kids already

Afair77

I had a 19 YO hit on me and was like “ you are my daughter’s age, you are a literal child! “ But I also get it. Women are so conditioned by our culture to be insecure about there attractiveness or lack there of and if you are lucky, that does not affect you . Most women are not, I was not, but as I got older I stopped giving a shit and that confidence is appealing, to everyone, not just potential romantic entanglements, or whatever , lol

Nox✨

"...I'm fuckin' nasty, just you wait..." Oh to be this lucky fictional woman 🫠🌊

Nox✨

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