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Hi!It's an audio you definitely should not listen to at work or on your way to work or before work so that you'll be thinking about it at work. I'm not responsible for anything bad happening to you, obviously don't do anything unsafe, this is a fantasy audio, know your boundaries etc. Otherwise have fun! I would wait until Monday to post this but everyone has different schedules anyway.Take care,august 🌨️Names Used: Sweetheart, sl-t, f-cktoy, toyCW: I say "all your holes", and talk about Listener being a sl-t at home vs at work, I say "made for this/made to take my c-ck" or something.

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applsauce

Lapping this up like cold water tyyy

Sara

Was so early, the play button wasn’t there 😂

honeyreese

i’m about to go out please don’t do this to me

Cho

Oh… let me get involved right now!

Cho

Matter a fact I’ll brb🤸🏾‍♀️

choco

can’t lie, caption makes me want to listen at work… 😝

Craw Daddy

Damn posting this when I’m unemployed? I’ve never been more motivated in my job search. FUCK.

Alleé 🍒

HELLO?!? the tags and the description??? *chuckles* I’m in danger!!

Afair77

Omg!!! I have been so excited for this and I thought it would be later this week. So lovely to get it on a weekend. Thank you August

Amy 🌙

"an audio you definitely should not listen to.." Sir, do you know us at all?? Brats, we're up. *cracks knuckles*

adrian ⛓️

Funnily enough you currently have an unbroken streak of posting during my shift lmao. Excited to listen to this when I'm definitely not at work

eimi

hi the tags just single-handedly ended me before i could even press play

Nessa

I can’t wait to get fired

eimi

the description and CW… august you smug fucker

Milkshake Madness

I am sooo excited to listen to this! Dirty talks are my fave and this sounds like it’s gonna be extra dirty 🙌🏾 The tags and the description is diabolical and I’m ready for all of it 🩷

Jonelle

I'm off work for vacation for a few weeks, but ya know what??? HELL YEAH 😏

Vanessa⏾ ࣪

Ok canceling all my appointments *had no appointments anyways*

ainz

working an event. but those tags. f*ck it. 🎧😏

Sierrana89

That sign can’t stop me, because I can’t read!

michytea

Omgg so early!!! But do I wait till Monday to listen while I’m in the way to work? Absolutely not I can’t wait to listen 🫪😍💕

Kimber

Oh this is so perfect! I just had surgery yesterday and I am so sore. This is exactly what I need to distract myself from the pain. Thank you, August 😘 The timing could not have been more perfect. I'll listen later tonight 🤗🥳💜

Soph Rasberry

I AM OUT THRIFTING WITH MY FRIEND (should I listen now)

Bella

Speedy recovery!

Angie 🧚🏽‍♀️

Just got back from the pool and I could barely contain myself seeing this notification

Sarah G🌻

So basically… Monday is poker face championship day 😶

Sara

Hey you! We have good taste 🤭🎀

Mina

YES 👏

tiff

not my fault you posted this during my shift!

Mina

Oh my god. The tags are driving me crazy?? I can’t wait to listen to this later AHHH what a treat!! (Maybe I should get a job just for the thrill of listening to this at work lol)

flashdelirium

My toxic trait is that I definitely will listen to this at work

Ooowee

the way I actually opened my mouth BYEEEE🫪 August you just awoke something in me that can’t go back in……you actually just put me in a trance. Best birthday gift🫰🏾

Suga

Posting this WHILE I am at work is crazy

Nicole Maple

I've been irresponsible since '99. This is my next challenge for the Nurse's Station Quiet Game.

Sin

"Wild behavior" is my middle name. I'll listen to it without headphones in the office - don't dare me, sir 😏

Uptown Julie Brown

Jokes on you, I have definitely sat at my desk at work listening to audios (with headphones!) and spending the entire day turned on.

Sin

I hope you recover soon! Enjoy the audio and let it be a nice little distraction~ ❤️

Jonelle

"it's not responsible behavior" LMFAO not gonna be at work any time soon but the aitw x work listening ship has long since set sail 😂

Steph

i’m the boss at work so i’ll do whatever the fuck i want when im at work. don’t tell me what to not do! haha also thank you for the drop on my bday

Sarah G🌻

Happy birthday Steph! 🥳

Rose

first of all, i’m on annual leave AND it’s a weekend

Melisa

“OR SOMETHING” WTFFFF you know what ur doing we love your nonchalant attitude. 🥵

Jennifer Luiza

FUCK IM OUT WATCHING THE GAME 😭😭😭😭

PT

"I have to, I have to... I'm sorry..." No you're not. (Neither am I.)

Alleé 🍒

Happy Birthdayyyyy! 🎉

Sarah G🌻

Checking in on you please report back! over🫡

meta

LMAO I really thought I won by getting off work early today, I was so proud of myself for not speeding home 😂😂😂 Aaanyways this is one of those dirty talks when I knew shit was going down almost immediately and I was not disappointed lol holy SHIT August 💀 I feel like it might actually be good I listened to this at home first because that disclaimer is not a joke. I will, however, absolutely be listening to this next time I'm out in the stacks shelving for half an hour, are you fucking kidding me I have never been more excited to go back to work

morgan.

Speechless 🫠🫠

bubbl3gum🫧

I’m at Freddy’s having milkshakes with my family (should I listen now???) (🥤😇)

meta

Happy Birthday, Steph!!! 🎂🥳

Kimber

Thank you so much 😊

Meli

AT WORK RN TORTURE

Kimber

Thank you! It's the perfect distraction, isn't it? The best home remedy is August's beautiful voice and sultry moans in my ears 🫠🥰

Julie

So what I’m hearing is that I should definitely save this to listen to when I’m at work…

Bella

How was it!

mia ☆

“I am not responsible for anything bad happening to you” omg do I need to sign a waiver first?!! 📝 Jk I’m off today 😈 also I have been wanting a DT with some sfx so this is like a dream come true!!! 😮‍💨

Lyvn D.

Unrelated but your profile pic is hilarious! I get a good giggle out of it every time I see it

Pelty

My tell for when I’m listening to August at work is when I use my wired headphones I actually have to plug into my phone. Because yes, what an inappropriate place to be listening to this, and I’m so scared of my air pods running out of batteries and my phone deciding to blast dirty talks at full volume.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

31:44 is like when the movie ends and the protagonists all high five each other but then the camera pans over and goo moves or the cursed doll opens it eyes omfg I screamed

ArtfullyAngelic

What a think to come across after finishing overtime this week 🥴 💅

Rose

such a treat to listen to at 3:00am. kind regards or whatever

B N

(Reading the summary) I’m about to walk into a mouse trap, aren’t I 🪤

MalAires

Diabolical August. Amazing 🫠

rachel 🍓

My mayor’s Muslim, My bagel’s Jewish, I’m out here rooting for Knicks in the final game, But this DT tag list has liquified my brain [free use] + [massaging] + [hands] - I’m about to fling my phone across the street like it’s a basketball + I’m trying to sink a game-changing half-court shot 🙂🏀

B💗

happy birthday🎉🥳

B N

I can read but these audios have scrambled my brain so much that I can’t see straight to read anymore

B N

Hope you feel better soon!! 🫶

Alexandra

no but i literally just caught myself drooling onto my lap???

jimmy

you will pay for your crimes.

darcy2807

Diabolical… 👌🏾 and wouldn’t have minded a bit more of that ending 😇

Kimber

Thank you so much. It's really painful right now, so my earbuds are going in and I'm going to let August's voice wash over me and work its magic. ✨️✨️

🎃🌃steph daydreams🌌🎃

“I’m not responsible for anything” LOL real (this is the only even remotely normal comment I can summon at this time. Will be back to YELL. But this was so UGH I teared up if that’s any indication) It’s a good day to be work from home 💀

eimi

what a menace to society

Bex

Omg same. I was very “omg I thought we were done?” But also “yes please?” Then the ultimate betrayal 😭

pumpkin ky 🥧🎃🕯️

bella - it was good! i really liked it. just like.. drove home in silence if you know what i mean! 🥲 steph - twin! 💞

Bindi

You can’t do this to me rn man its the playoffs 🥲

bubbl3gum🫧

“I won’t draw out the end because you should probably get back to work” 😩 (😆) WHAT. Whose side are you on?? Besides, I’ve got PTO to burn.

Page Chase

Joke's on you, I work from home most of the week. And even when I'm in office, sometimes I'll go in the nap room and listen to audios.

Dastardly Diane 🌙 🦇

You don’t need to know what I do or don’t do at work…I am a responsible adult…mostly…kind of…it depends…shut up

Sloan Amora

Me: I can’t listen to a normal August audio while I do anything. August: Hold my Alani.

🐈‍⬛

DT got me hammering nails into the tire of a bulldozer like i’m in the fifth harmony Work from Home music video

🐈‍⬛

imagine if he went “and fuck wemby 🖕🏼” at the end of the audio

Trillian

" you definitely should not listen to at work or on your way to work or before work " Oh, I am absolutely going to wait to listen to this on the train into work Monday. I'm Master of my Domain (Seinfeld). 😀 Bring it on as hard (ha) as you can. 🤤

🐈‍⬛

august this is crazy 😀 what the fuck

Jo

Listening to an August audio at work….. *fake gasp as I turn off headphones * who would do that?

🐈‍⬛

unintentionally followed the free use instructions by playing the nyt wordle while listening & i ALMOST lost but made it on the 5th guess 😭 and i did have to wait until after the piv orgasm. but i did it 🥲🏅 i won

B N

Glad you specified to officially “just pretend to go to work” bc I’m pretty sure I’d be violating the terms and conditions of my professional liability insurance if I went to work brain damaged after this

AutumnWhispers

Fr not safe for work?? Massage?? Free use?!? You spoil us 🥵

🐈‍⬛

august in my headphones giving the best erotic performance of his life vs the noise cancellation drowning out my manager yelling GET OFF MY EXPO CHEF NOW‼️‼️‼️‼️

monakrome

Everytime I listen to a Dirty Talk and it starts with August's lil "hi 😊" it makes me giggle

Nicole

The sfx and moaning in these dirty talks is diabolical btw

🐈‍⬛

and they won. exactly

jennifer 💘

i aspire to be as poetic as you. telling my coworkers i’m busy on a zoom call meanwhile my computer is snapped clean in half in front of me

🐈‍⬛

“i’m busy on a goon call i mean a zoom call goonbye i mean goodbye.”

Soph Rasberry

My answer I got was a resounding ‘YES’

Blue

The way that I ALWAYS listen to these at work 🫠🫠🫠 Coworkers about to ask why I'm smiling so damn hard

Mika

"im not responsible for anything" im sat- 🤭 these tags are making me feral ALDNSJ

Ari 🌕

You must be blowing up & doing numbers on Quinn this week because I made two TikToks in JANUARY and people have been blowing them up the last 48 hours. especially the fuck Spotify wrapped one. FIVE people dm’d me and asked if the patreon was worth it if they’re already paying for Quinn & I said… Mary, yes. 💴 take all the money, king. (No audio was stolen or used in the videos, just good old fashioned praise.)

Meli

hahah thanks!! i really feel it encapsulates the vibe here

Omgpwnies

Something different about your voice in this one. The opening stopped me in my tracks. Wtf man….

noontides 𖤓˚࿔

just letting you know the notif for this dropped while i was doing a wholesome mentoring session and i slammed my phone face down on the desk so hard some of the kids looked up. 🫩 anyways listened to this on the drive home and felt like an Insane Person!!!!!!!!!!! tip to toe this was INSANE what is in the WATER

noontides 𖤓˚࿔

also dirty talk day AND KNICKS IN FIVE BABYYYYY IT’S A GOOD DAYYYYYYYY ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

🐈‍⬛

@B💗 deadass me when the mouth noises started

Juna

Diabolical move you crazy man 🫢🫣

Persephoney

I will listen at work. 😋 Because I always listen at work. Gotta have something to keep me sane. Chewing the bars but sane...

Milkshake Madness

I listened to the first 3 minutes and decided to save this for work. I’m ready to be completely unhinged & thankfully, I work night shift.

PT

That opening is evil enough, and you followed it up with all the hands mentions… and callouses!? Hand size!? 😳😳🫠🫠 Your DTs are always killers, but some really feel like targeted assassinations. ☠️☠️

Ellen

When I get one of these notifications I am humbled because I realise I am no better than one of Pavlov’s dogs 😭

B N

Same, he could be clicker training me at this point and I’d just accept it

electra

the surprise "the slut you are at home" degradation?? so early in the audio??? weeeee!

Jenna

listening After work (☝️🤓) but jfc just fell to my knees... holy COW... august can i give u 20 dollars just cuz

ab

If I would’ve listed to this while giving a client a facial I probably would’ve accidentally strangled them

h

Actually, I listened to this while high and unloading the dishwasher. It ate!

fitzsy 🐞

I had to pause at 21:24 because I kept laughing and composing myself and laughing again because it reminded me of the "when you... when you... WHEEENNN" meme https://youtu.be/v7mozGjhaB8 God LMFAOOOO Sorry, my humor is broken. Anyways, that was very cute and #real. Please keep shit like that in. Other notes: - I was sooo embarrassed to ask for this earlier, but since you added it to this audio, please do more scalp attention in the future. My scalp is basically an erogenous zone and the mere mention of it here made me drool... as predicted. 😖 - The little noises you make at 11:16... Okay. Yeah no, that's cool and all. Really. I just have to go now. Bye. 🕳️🏃‍♀️💨

benzolatina

Seeing this at the beginning of my 24h shift 🫪 a very bad day to be working in healthcare 🚬🚬🚬

B N

31:44 BOY WHAT THE FUCK

☆

ignoring all the warnings and listening to this during my work break :)))

☆

oh no why are my cheeks heating

saaki

Ty for the inspiration 🫡 also did the wordle, got it in three. It might’ve taken me almost the whole DT to think of the third word because what even are words 😵‍💫, but that’s irrelevant. Also did Connections and one of the words was Cream Pie lmao

Bel

We're all going to horny jail for this one

D

I needed this audio earlier when I was needing motivation to keep going with my job search. I would of been SO pumped. 😂

D

Dang I need a job.

Nóri 🌜

Someone decided to be a problem today, huh? But seriously, I need to stop listening to nsfw stuff at work. I wanted to write "give me one sec" the other day, but I was dickstracted and C and X are right next to each other on the keyboard 🫠

skel

as per usual, insane cosmic timing, insane in general, I am throttling you through the phone

LEAlienH👽

who can hear this at work omfg💀

D

Oh since I don't work right now you can go ahead and draw it out with that ending there and finish what you were saying.

Izzy♡

The tease is *incredible* 🤤

Steph

thank you everyone! 🫶

vic

i woke up not wanting to come to work but this is making it better thank you

ren

listening to this before i wake up for my shift tomorrow 🧘‍♀️

sylvie

I still keep thinking about how you said these were all improv — not a single line written for dt. Okay, you win, because this one is way too real and relatable… And if future dt keeps having these sfx I'm gonna lose it (in the best way possible 🫠)

rachel 🍓

Last night was an especially good night to be both a resident of Mamdanistan + a citizen of Augustopia—NEW YORK FOREVER; DTs FOREVER 🧡💙😎!!

Kristin

omg i feel like a dog with a new toy rn

Rachel

hey so this was insane, what the fuck is wrong with you (complimentary) 🤠

Elisa

Oh yes, this at the office…

B N

That meme lmfaooooooooo 😭😂😂😂

JammyJam

August: you can’t… Me, at my desk, with 125 work files opened: WATCH ME

bubbl3gum🫧

TYSM for this pornographic retelling of “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie.” ♥️, The 🐭

🐈‍⬛

@saaki HAHAHAHAAAA 😭 even nyt is having a hard time focusing

Hazel

I deserve a free month of membership for the 30min of working time I just spent in the bathroom.

Bindi

The sfx in these still catch me so off guard in a way thats kind of ridiculous at this point considering how long I’ve been listening but 12:18 drew an *embarrassingly audible* reaction out of me 31:44 OK well if you’re going to call us out like that the least you could do is lower your fucking voice 😂 One of the things I miss about working in retail is that there were so many places to sneak away and get into all kinds of messy trouble alone and/or with your coworkers. Can’t do that at my current email job (don’t really want to either considering the cast of characters there) but I CAN listen to these and daydream!

Paige ✨

I’ve been gone for a long time…but I’m back and I’ve never felt more at home 🥵 That “sweetheart” brought me back to life. You keep telling me not to think about it, but I can’t stop 😩 It’s good to be back.

Paige ✨

Happy birthday, Steph!!

fitzsy 🐞

SARAH HAHAHAHHAAH OH MY GODDDDD I'M CRYING 🐐🐐🐐

jimmy

listened to this last night and this morning before work. my manager commented that my uncharacteristic positivity helped carry a pretty rough shift. insanity cause i didn’t even have the time to think about the audio during work, but i guess your energy carries over 🤷🏾🤷🏾

Sarah G🌻

Hehe all GOATS here 🐐

Effie

um, but i work from home

vvvin

21:25 august at a loss for words???? oh how the turn tables 🫢🫢 and this but scrubs like what i wear at work >>>>

Debbie

Jesus Christ you are a menace! /pos

Sarah G🌻

The (fuck Spotify wrapped) one is ICONIC !

ali

so imma circle back to this audio on monday ty very much

Geewhiz

This is not good for my deadline. Of course I listened to it anyway. Freakin August 🫠

cryingintheclub

So, just casually an audio that’s exactly what I needed and never knew… or something.

Zarinthia

This was so diabolical. I fell asleep right after finishing and dreamt this happened while I was at work, woke up in a panic, remembered I'm wfh today and listened all over again.. While staring at work laptop. Nope, not listening to you.

riri

Got a rush of adrenaline 🫣

Ari 🌕

I have to say third day breeder is still my most listened to audio even all the way here in June. It has gone quintuple platinum in this house. 😭 so it will probably be on my Patreon wrapped next year too.🤣😭

Princess Rosca ASMR

Mister August, you are diabolical and I am absolutely saving this to listen to at work tomorrow in the office. 🤭

Zarinthia

That was a masterclass in using reverse psychology 😵 and I'm down for the DTs now having sound effects. They've been getting more feral this year. Achievement unlocked.

Rogue.x

I listened to this in my headphones whilst wfh and my husband walked in the dining room and said why are you breathing like that…no words I have no words

D

The idea of using pto to listen to this audio sounds extra amazing.

nugs

the last 4.5 minutes turned me into rabid animal so thank god I didn’t have the willpower to save for my morning commute

nugs

also voice is exxxtra delectable in this one!! 🤭

D

Im ☠️

D

Dang all improv???

D C

z a

moira 🎃👻

https://imgur.com/a/ESpFWSy I’m picturing August villainously rubbing his hands together as he comes up with the idea for this DT last week and then waiting until Saturday to post… Little Shit August 😃 is back, this was diabolical. If I actually was in office when I listened to this, the “licking up your neck” would have got my ass fired!!

anita

I had to stop not even 12 minutes in. I was listening in class and couldn't take the noises you made. You definitely weren't lying about that warning 🫣

vee

im in LOVE

Danielle

I definitely listened to this at work 😈. No regrets

jennifer 💘

the “licking up your neck” part. incubus speaker, i know that’s you!!! 😩 the plankton pic lolol. i always picture august as regina george after she unleashes the burn book on everyone: https://tenor.com/bmESS.gif

moira 🎃👻

incubus mention!! 🤤 hahaha this felt like a very Jennifer comment to write, I was really channeling you hahaha. Haha, yes that’s such a good one. esp when she’s watching as everyone turns into animals and destroys everything lol

jennifer 💘

feeling very seen...and called out hahah. i do love a silly lil meme ❤️

Trillian

Whew! 😅 I listened on the train to work this morning. Does anyone else watch vintage tv shows? Do you know the Seinfeld episode where they have a contest to see who can go the longest as 'Master of their Domain'? I feel like Elaine in that episode. Couldn't wait to get home. Here's my 100$ So much fun! Love it here

delphi🪽🕊️🦚🐦‍🔥

this one is for the free use girlies and august feel free to expand more on that concept in a future audio…like spank me in your frosted glass office why don’t you

selfwife

Public Service Announcement: help.

Angie 🧚🏽‍♀️

Me thinking the audio is about to end... "You wanna suck my dick clean?" 🫪🫪🫪

Omgpwnies

Back again for the one thousandth listen. Jokes on you, being a slut is a full time job

bubbl3gum🫧

The intense double-standard rage I would feel over a man watching porn at work vs. the loving sense of camaraderie and sisterhood I would feel for literally anyone else enjoying DT #44 at work. 👏👯‍♀️👏 Motion to make DT #44 a workplace benefit alongside a fridge stocked with Alani, access to the building fitness center, and Pizza Party Fridays. All in favor say “aye.”

bubbl3gum🫧

😩 Please. I am still recovering from Incubus Speaker and am carefully monitoring my DT #21 exposure for the foreseeable future. ❤️‍🩹 Oh no! We said his name 3 times. I’m scared we may have summoned him, like Beetlejuice or something… (🤞😈)

vvvin

on the topic of work..perhaps a genre audio of rival attending physicians or surgeons? not full on grey’s anatomy horny but starting out with a kind of dr. al-hashimi and dr. robby from the pitt back and forth and increasing tension 👀 ik the jargon and sfx would be a handful. but i’m feral at the thought of a bratty/arrogant M with the smirk and slick comments and the F being new but giving him a taste of his own medicine LOL bc everyone else is too scared to. they could have history too of being rivals in the same med school but nothing ever happened except for competitive chemistry. and ofc nothing physical happens at the hospital just private, intense conversations. they may get it in at a work dinner party for the charge nurse’s retirement or something.

birthdaycake

My own fault for actually listening at the office I guess 😭

Fern

jokes on you i work from home

Pelty

Ooh I like this idea. Could also have them be different health disciplines so there’s an element of is someone overstepping, is this part of your scope of practice etc. Like physiotherapist/physician, or honestly any allied health/MD lol

Pelty

Aye aye

Rae

*nestles into my world chair* Oh.....this is gonna be good 😁

BabyJBeCray

Me: Super high performer at work, listening to whatever the fuck I want to, because "Fire me, Bitches, I dare ya"

Sara

I heard this! From Arthur, right?

Chris Cox

This one is up there as a favorite next to DT#2. Good lord.

kaspr

definitely did not listen to this at work and toootally did not have the most difficult time of my life trying to hold myself together (this is such a fun audio august omg)

Gilliebean

AUGUST THIS IS PEAK DT

alexa

how could you!

alexa

why was my comment deleted

Emma R

“You’re definitely not gonna listen to this at work.” Me, at the end of my work day: yeah…right

Koi

11:28 literally died. Like actually. Like that one specifically. Omg

carolyn

I am… excited to go to work?😭😭😭🤣💯

Elizabeth 🌺

Diabolical. So I guess you’re not responsible for my feet cramping inside my shoes from curling my toes nor the marks my nails left from digging into my legs while listening to this on a goddamn stupid open office and attempting to keep a straight face either? 🤔

AlwaysInFocus 📷 ⋆✡︎⋆♏︎⋆♐︎⋆♒︎

Um..... WOW! 💥 31:44! - how dare you? also, yes please! "you should probably get back to work" - sir! don't tell me what to do! car horn in the background - oh shit! my ride's here! Had to play it back a few times before I let myself believe the car actually wasn't outside my house! 🤪

Rowan

If I listened to this while driving the forklift I'd run someone right tf over

Rowan

He woke up and decided to be evil huh

Neda

I listen to you when I am doing data analysis and preparing my presentation 😊😘❤️💋

Phantom Cherries

This just put me in a horny trance 😵‍💫🥵 (nothing new) but carry on…

selenetaron

Wow. It worked! I didn't think about anything ... else. 🤭🫠

Liv

“Officially, let’s just pretend. Cause you wouldn’t do something like that, would you? You wouldn’t listen to an audio at work” Me, who regularly listens to audios at work: 👀👀👀👀

kaylaco

i finally listened to this at work and yeah you deserve to be locked up

Ari 🌕

Finally settling in for my first listen:

itskins444

August!!! 🤭 i have nothing else to say.

electra

commenting to flag 20:03, like hello? I feel like a Whore.

Kristin (cthulhuhoops)

HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS Seriously, holy fuck I have WORK in two hours and I will not yet be RECOVERED. I got pharmacy duties to tend to!!!! 1: That deadpan "good for you" made me chuckle. 2: As a girlie who goes fuckin feral for someone's fingers running through her hair or across her scalp, I Thank You.

Joi

Totes not listening at work on my work computer in our common area. Nooooooo

Niya

Well… my boss is my husband, so… maybe I‘ll let him decide if that was a good idea 🤷🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

As a reformed listening-to-August-in-public-er, this counts as temptation sent straight from God herself. I remember the fateful day I was enjoying Third Date Breeder for the gazillionth time on my walk to work and was CENTIMETERS away from crashing into a tree due to my visceral reaction to the fingering part. Evil, heinous, no good very bad day, I had to put an end to it. I also put a moratorium on listening at work after being psychologically accosted by my two squabbling friends during Palentine’s Dinner for the first time. And though I’ve strayed a few times in the past year, I have more often than not refrained from listening while outside the safety of my home. Just when I thought I was out, they [the spit sounds] pull me back in 🫩… I finally decided to call my deskpet into my office today, and I was reminded of why I don’t do that: 🏢 “You can’t be the slut you are at home” is so so sad and so so so so so true you have no idea ☹️. I made it to “you can’t be thinking about sucking at work” before I had to silent scream. 🏢 I am not too proud to say I nodded mindlessly around 10:54. There is no faster way to transform me into a mindless zombie than with an August utterance of “sweetheart” and ESPECIALLY when it’s followed by “slut”. 🏢 The spit stuff has been horrific and unforgivable, but I was genuinely startled today, like I jumped in my seat. The oral sfx were soooooooooooooooooooooooo SCARY, you’re so scary wtf. Also, the switchy energy with the "I'm sorry" was explosive. I felt like I was simultaneously being serviced and being used in a way that made me dizzy and angry (because I was still at work). 🏢 “It’s gonna be spilling out of you by the time I’m done” + fingers in my mouth + the cumming on cock O Encouragement pissed me off SO😭O😭O😭O😭O😭O😭O😭O😭O😭O😭O😭O😭O😭O😭O😭O bad knowing how I *could* be feeling if I were home jfc, my eye is twitching. I know the words to this song perfectly! Goddamn you decorum for keeping me from singing it! The ropes description here and the increasingly vivid creampies generally have been STUPEFYING. I was fully writhing in my chair and tapping my foot angrily waiting for the audio to end so I could sprint home. Briefly back on the cumming on cock O encouragement, it’s at an all-time high recently, that's cool 🙂. Congratulations, the clicker trainer is working! You did it! It isn’t just “encouragement” for me anymore, you win, you can FUCKING CALM DOWN PLEASE 🛑 (🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢) I am absolutely crushed to report that listening at work did indeed enhance the experience (even though I waited till there was not another soul in the building and even though I’ve listened to this quite a few times already) 😔… My hair is vibrating, I can see through time, but also I feel like if someone looked at me wrong, I’d immediately start crying. This put me in a fragile state, so I must take to my bed for the foreseeable future 🤕… But before I go, it would be so hilarious if you made an accompanying suckretary DT ha ha, like that would be so silly considering the tease at 31:44. Wouldn’t it 👁️👁️??????? Anyway, thanks for this break, August. As the age old saying goes: free use is its own reward 💗

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This is basically my Wordle audio now. Is that crazy. It’s a good audio for Wordle

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“You’re so scary wtf” LMFAOO no literally he makes me feel like I’m in a horror film but like in a hot way. What’s wrong with this guy

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Also the part abt being serviced + being used at the same time. I exploded

S

Ahh, i love this audio ❤️ I've been on the record as an audio-at -closing enjoyer for a while now, so this has really put me back in the habit. I once said that the demon audio owes my employer money, but my employers now have gotten back their investment tenfold. really they should pay for my patreon subscription when you think about it. especially considering for me, the more tired you are at work, the more effective the audio, so I've been extra productive with those headphones in. You’re welcome 4 gooning at work, [employers here]. I am in the fortunate position that unless i played an audio for customers on accident, the worst that would happen to me is likely a heavy roast. So listening isnt THAT scandalous but its fun to be called irresponsible regardless. The best part is being told that Im not degenerate (?) enough for the conversation my Gm is having, shrugging and going back to my porn. Delightful. I never look at tags if i can help it, so the saturday this came out, I was at work, saw the notification, saved it for when i got back home. Then waited for some peace and quiet, enjoyed my pre audio bowl/ whiskey sour, pressed play, just to debate after the first minute and hit pause again to try it during opening the next morning. Definitely a 180 from how i usually sit in the dark and listen to the new ones like Sadeko was the blair witch. -“You can’t be the slut you are at home” Id probably make more money if i was - i do think about sucking at work but mostly bc i forgot an appetitizer or something. -”ur hungry? would you like a menu” - ive thought this more than once. you can put the audio into the work but you can't take the work out of the audio unfortch. -so mad about the stoic baddies. I really dig it Ive been enjoying these DTs that i call the “haha i do that” series. If we got a “zombies, run” version of an august audio, completing the “work, rest, exercise" would make us too powerful as a gooning nation, I believe. The stretching/ meditation DT and gym bro praise almost is enough to qualify us as the multitaskingest of all the hornies even if “august, run” never happened. Thanks for the audio, it's killer.

Aquatic_Chimera

Hi, I'm going to ask my boss for permission to listen... Oh wait, I'm an independent contractor! Off to august land I gooooo! 🤣🤣🤣

Daphne 🦇

It's 10:30 AM on a Monday and I'm finally sitting at my desk listening to this whole thing. 16:51 (sloppy eating) 'and i cant do that i have to stop' 31:43 the switch back after returning to the sarcastic 'like i said im not responsible' How am I supposed to work in these conditions huh? These conditions that I created myself by being a degenerate with no self control

Daphne 🦇

Hahaha oh my god someone else that has a dedicated game audio. I have an audio I listen to when I do the NYT crossword and pips games every morning. The brain wants what it wants

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Will be doing crossword next. And it’s actually so silly for me to add the “is that crazy” as if he didn’t make this for the workplace

⋆˙⟡ YLS ⋆˙⟡

All of working from home all of sudden showing up at the nearest office lol

christina

revisiting this one and i had to pause at 0:40 to take a breather. the power this man has is unreal 🙃

Jacqueline

"you can't be the slut that you're at home" *me waiting for Monday to listen to this at work*

Samantha

Oh shoot…should I have not listened to this at work? 😉