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After some fun at the bachelorette party, you and the best man escape in a limo to head to the bachelor party, where you pick up the groom. Thanks to the bride and groom's "hall pass", the three of you are able to make it a night to remember...Hi!At long last, it's my second actual MM4F threesome audio, part 2 to this audio from last month, because it's wedding season! I didn't exaggerate the performance of the two different voices as much compared to my first threesome audio, but hopefully I still managed to differentiate them, and they are panned a bit to the left and right, so I do recommend headphones for this one so you can separate the voices. Anyway, it's a silly, porny, sloppy one. Hope you like it. Take care,august 🌨️

Names: Sl-t, wh-re, toy, s-xtoy, f-cktoy, mouthsl-t, c-mdump, good boyCW: They/them pronouns used for Listener character, who is dressed up in a suit for the bachelor party. There's a bit of dirty talk where the Best Man teases Listener about wanting to be "one of the guys", and even calls them "good boy" at one point, because they are dressed up like one. Just a bit of gender fucky fun, but not the focus of the audio. Best Man and Groom make out at the urging of Listener, and later Best Man strokes Listener's wetness onto Groom's dick. Best Man also "helps" Listener suck off Groom by guiding and pushing their head. There's dirty talk about Best Man basically jerking off Groom using Listener's mouth/throat etc. Best Man teases Listener for being turned on by boy on boy. I don't label the orientations of either Speaker character, though it's mentioned that they've at least made out before in college.There's anal sex in this audio, with anal fingering before and mention of using lube, but compared to the first anal audio I did, the prep is a bit more expedited because it feels like we're more in porn world. Lots of stretching and breaking-in talk, though there are check-ins and they go slow at first. Speaking of porn world, this all happens in the back of a moving limo. The intention is that the windows are tinted, though I forgot to add a line establishing that. There's a brief mention of "you're being so loud the driver's going to here you" but the exhibitionism/voyeurism is not focused on. The consensual non-monogamous/"hall pass" themes from last audio are included in this, with the bride's consent/permission being mentioned, and dirty talk about "what if your best friend could see you" and "imagine this while we're standing up there at the wedding", as well as an implication that Bride knows Groom is kind of into Listener. The idea of taking photos of Listener and Groom fucking to show the Bride is mentioned as dirty talk, but doesn't happen.

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Craw Daddy

YESSSSSS GROOM AND BEST MAN MAKEOUT YES YES YES LEMME PLUG IN

Mika

The way i jumped at the notification!!! MM4F AND part 2 enjoyers RISE

Nink

Oh ma gaaaad

TakeMeDownTheRoad ✨

OMG. Guess it's time for lunch break... Dessert first. Hehe Thank you for this 🤍

fisker

fellow they/thems are winning tonight let’s go

Mantis

Well good morning to you too!!! AND A PART TWO?!!?!

fisker

thank you august for another banger <33

Nóri 🌜

okay, 🌨️ this will be an interesting lunch break

sylvie

So are we gonna hear you make out with yourself? OMG🥹🤩🫣

Nóri 🌜

Bone apple tea for us 🫡

Bon

The way I was about to go to bed before seeing the notification

aali

BOYS KISSING??? I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

GinGin

Damn dude….. DAMN 😮👏

Vanessa⏾ ࣪

Jeezus August, sloppy one 😮‍💨 I just got to work lol

Ren

losing my mind at 3am

sydney 🌱

i’m on vacation with family rn and can’t listen to this for another week. i’m gonna be losing my mind the whole time oh my god august ur insane !!!! insane

Koi

Might call in sick at work tbh what do you mean I have to wait 9 hours now😐

Bel

GENDER FUCKERY THEY THEM PRONOUNS ANAL SEX MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME

PT

I’ve never been interested in wedding seasons, but now there’s a reason to be excited! 🥳

Craw Daddy

I’m gonna pass out it’s 3 AM and this is my dream audio WAHOOOOOO. ITS A GOOD NIGHT TO BE A HE/THEY GOOD BOY YALL. I’m bouncing off the goddamn limo walls here

Page Chase

Oh hell yes. You had me at MMF and limo fucking.

Ren

all these tags i LUVVV GENDER FUCKY AUDIOS SM

PT

Summers are really unbearable these days, but if summer time means poolside shenanigans and sloppy wedding festivities, I’m in.

ToshPointOooHhhh

Well this is just the best thing to have woken up to😮‍💨😮‍💨🙌🏻🙌🏻 haven’t even listened yet and I know August fed us with this one.🤤🤤

Daphne 🦇

Yes I’m listening to this at 6 AM

Rose

dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join together this man and this woman in whorely matrimony or whatever

Izzie

reading the tags three way kiss and mm kissing just gave me challengers flashbacks in the best way

Angie 🧚🏽‍♀️

Literally opened my eyes 45 seconds ago & saw this noti. GOOD MORNING indeed! 🤭🥵

riri

"You like watching boys kiss so much, right ?" 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

Daphne 🦇

The limo driver is standing outside looking like Ben Affleck smoking that cigarette

blake

MM ACTION LETS GO!!!

leelee

listened to this while i got ready for work 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ happy tuesday yall

Angie 🧚🏽‍♀️

[DP] [Double Creampie] ‼️ Butterflies in my stomachhh & toes curling

mars💐

oh computah you’ve outdone yourself…boys kissing…gender fuckery…the assisted blowjob

Ellen

I love coming to this comment section to visit my fellow women of culture and read their high brow intellectual takes about *checks notes* [MM4F] and *starts sweating* [semi public] 🥴

Daphne 🦇

Ok reading the CW after finishing the audio. Where are they driving to? Now I'm imagining the limo driver just driving in circles in a parking lot, still looking like Ben Affleck just smoking out the window instead haha

bubbl3gum🫧

I AM Ben Affleck, after reading the CW and tags 🚬🫩

Sarah G🌻

MM KISS? A THREE WAY KISS?!!!!! Let the summer wedding saga continue 💋💋💋

Daphne 🦇

We need a gender fuckery collection/tag! This one, pretty boy slut, pansexual FWB, skeptical customer pt 2, and assassin hacker.

mk🖤

yesss so happy you decided to continue the wedding audio and LOVE the direction you took this in 🖤🖤

Ash

sir idk from where in the world you are posting this 4 mins after the hour, all i know is that you dropped and i listened and am currently writing this all before even my meds alarm has gone off and that between dropping an absolute banger at sunrise on a tuesday and the limo sex theme the beyonce allegations are beating you rather than the other way around lmao

ab

no literal… why did I click on this notif knowing I couldn’t listen until tonight 😩

ab

the early bird gets the worms 😏 crazy work posting this at 5am btw

ab

crazy work on my part for acknowledging this notification knowing I can’t listen until tonight 😀

Bindi

Daaaaamn good morning to you too

HolliWood

Add to cart add to cart... The tags, I am deceased 💀🥵

Noring

Can you guys just not get married? The four of you being happy together is what really matters.😗💍💍💍💍 The four of you have 6 possible pairings and 4 possible trios, but there are only 7 days in a week. Just rotate the remaining 3 combinations every other day, and everyone gets to be happy. 😗

c

The headphones rec sent me. You’re telling me people listen to these out loud?! Anyway, August, I feel blessed to have been born at the right time to experience the workings of your mind. You’re an artist. Thank you.

Uptown Julie Brown

Yes I will listen to this in the car on the way to work and yes I'll probably be wet at work all day. Again. August, I feel like you resisted MM for a while, so thank you for giving the slutty girlies what we want. 🎉

Tracey

Cant forget all time favorite office Halloween party MCs

Daphne 🦇

That’s pretty boy slut! My shaylaaaa

moira 🎃👻

TWO BOYS KISSING ‼️‼️‼️ sooooooooo… that was literally perfection. I couldn’t have dreamed a better audio in my head for wedding series part 2: electric MMF boogaloo. literally everything I wanted to have in it… M’s kissing, M’s dirty talking to each other, M’s goading each other on to fuck L harder, a little possessive sprinkle!! (when best man asks for one more kiss from groom 🥹😭) Literally everything I wanted. What can I say, It’s a good day to be gay!!! 🏳️‍🌈 I am imagining that L had baby wipes in their purse and after they clean up themselves, the three of them are giggling as they just wipe down the entire back of the limo…

bubbl3gum🫧

The groom’s diva proclamation “it’s MY night” is very cute. Go off, groomzilla! 🦖

Omgpwnies

Maybe I DO wanna get married?! 🥵

Juna

It's hella late and was about to finally go to sleep but I was slapped in the face and insulted by this audio OMG 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Swimfan85

A weakness has come over me 😩 One August, there could never be be another. The groom is living my dream fr.”

via

do you think the bride and groom compare notes on the wedding night

Ana

MM AND anal?? I used to pray for times like these

Tracey

You are so right! I keep forgetting the names of audios, i could have sworn pretty boy slut was a different one. Fake fan behavior from me lol

Daphne 🦇

When he has almost 100 god tier audios (not including the DTs) it is hard to keep track

Bex

Omg wait 4mins in and the groom is so cute and has me cheesing so hard!

Bex

Haha immediately after, no longer cheesing 🤭

Cortney💙

August! 👀 This one was phenomenally diabolical. Why is hearing you make out with yourself so hot? 🥴 I fear this audio has ruined all others for me... hearing two of you in my ears, along with all this sloppy fuckery, and I haven't done anything more than stare at the wall for the last 30 mins. And I'm pretty sure I died at about 28 min in..

mia ☆

Ummm good morning??? Boys kissing??! I am so locked tf in

ren

OOOO I’VE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS

Smithereens

August on August media?! What a way to start the day.

risa

Doubke creampie so ur trying to kill me

mars💐

also the best man giving sugar arrangement speaker around 6:40 has me so overwhelmed in the best way

PT

Although the Palentine audio is brilliant obviously, I like that you did not differentiate the two voices so much in this one. I guess I just like that the two voices are distinct but still very August. 🥰 The delicious degradation in one ear and pretty boy moans in another is pure perfection. 😳🥵🫠 And the check-ins throughout? 💯💯 We love sloppy slutiness with plenty of consent and care.

PT

The Best Man M’s comment about being able to know now who it was in the bachelorette party… 😏😏

Funkypeaches

I’m so excited to be gendered correctly later by this audio 😝😝🥰🥰😍

Bex

Holy Moly

🐈‍⬛

Last month I went to an engagement party where the groom and I were wearing the same glasses and so when the bride (my friend) came out I jokingly went “We’ve got the same glasses! Uh oh don’t get us confused 😏” and I’ve been cringing at myself since that happened. This reminds me of that. Anyway I don’t know what to say to you rn this obliterated me. Good job I guess

Jenna

huge day for she/they and they/them community 🫡

Ellen

Lowkey good pitch for part 3 👀

via

in my brain the best man and moh end up dating or in an ongoing fwb relationship and occasionally get called to the married couple’s bedroom together and separately, or maybe honeymoon foursome perhaps both tbh

bubbl3gum🫧

The way I thought the song at the beginning was Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing” catapulted my imagination in a very specific direction. The entire audio takes place in a white pearlescent 1980s Lincoln Continental stretch limo with oxblood interior. Fiber-optic star ceiling. Mini TV with a built-in VHS player looping MTV music videos. Prince’s “Adore,” queued up next. Then, at the end when M says “this is gonna be the best wedding ever!” they all pop their heads out of the moonroof and there’s a freeze-frame-three-way-high-five. Roll credits. 🖐️🤵🖐️🤵‍♀️🖐️🤵 PS: The boys’ emphatic “MUAH!!!” during the first kiss was super cute 🤍

saaki

Groom = paying for it all + a little greedy, controlling “it’s my night, I get to have you right now” = dude from Deciding You Want More https://tenor.com/lxZKmNSR9h0.gif

blake

the groom's pretty moans oh my goddd

🐈‍⬛

*SPOILERS* The bachelorette party callback w the “I told you I’d know” line is going to haunt me forever

🐈‍⬛

Replaying the part where Shy M shoves Slutty M’s head down 1 million times will ease my pain

Crum

Wedding night four way anybody???

Skeletor

Holy shit man, your ancestors would be proud.

Ari 🌕

Saving this for ovulation. Period me isn’t going to appreciate it the way I should. MM im crying. Period is complete. Give me a few days & im going to tear this up.

Rose

this is why beyoncé said driver roll up the partition please

flashdelirium

The greedy groom, so hot The callback to the bachelorette audio SO HOT Pat yourself on the back, August 🥵

jazmine

you are insane. thank you so much

jennifer 💘

this was posted at such an insane hour, omg? get some sleep dude!!

Milkshake Madness

I had nooooooooooooo idea how much I needed this audio cause THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE was like a drug.. I was stuck standing in one spot for a solid 7 minutes & where exactly did the best man tell the limo driver they were going cause that poor man but actually what a great job 😂 and pleaaassesse tell me I heard a part 3 wedding night MMFF hint 🤤

The Aphro Chick

So...part three the night of the wedding with all four of them right? RIGHT???

BabyJBeCray

The Bi-Panic was REAL for the last audio, for this one, "Don't save her, she don't want to be saved" is all I can hear 🤣

✮𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔬𝔡𝔬𝔯𝔢✮

not only do we get boys kissing, we get a "good boy"???? AND they/them pronouns??? we're eating good tonight, boys 🥹❤️‍🔥 happy pride pt. 2! as a genderfluid person who leans transmasc, i LIVE for the gender fucky moments. i doubt we'll ever get m4m or m4tm, but just know that at least one person would be overjoyed if we did

Val_Z

three way kiss is so hot😶‍🌫️

✮𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔬𝔡𝔬𝔯𝔢✮

right, that's like telling someone to wear a swimsuit to the beach. yeah, i guess you technically don't HAVE to wear a bathing suit, but like... i thought it was implied that we all were gonna do that anyway 😭😭

Jennifer Luiza

Not me screaming ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!! Watching 2 boys kissing THIS SLOPPYLY 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

MalAires

Uh, hell ya!

🎃🌃steph daydreams🌌🎃

If I can barely survive [MM Kissing] how do you EVER expect me to make it to [DP] ?!?! This is pure insanity (/pos) and I will count myself lucky if I can finish listening to this entire audio before GTA6. I am NOT marked safe from [Three Way Kiss]!!!!!

riri

He didn't have to call us out🧍‍♀️

bubbl3gum🫧

whatta man, whatta man, whatta man, whatta mighty good man (professional tone)

ToshPointOooHhhh

By my calculations, I’m pretty sure the maid of honor and the best man were the clear winners of both the bachelor and bachelorette party. They won the night hands down. What little sluts!🙌🏻🙌🏻

Juna

I admire your strength and willpower 💪

Mermaidsdream

I normally don’t comment but you out did yourself with this!!!

Ari 🌕

I’m usually not a delayed gratification person, but this is too important 😭🤣

Kat 🧚🏼‍♀️

this email notif was the first thing I saw when I turned off my alarm this morning and my brain immediately went “zoo wee mama!” so there’s that I guess

Cait

in my headcanon this limo driver was also there at the brides brother wedding in the parking lot and saw those two Freaks (said with love) and then drove THESE Freaks and is wondering why this keeps happening to him 😭

Kristin

OMG?!?!?!!???!!

cara

Me reading the tags on this insane (pos) audio https://imgur.com/a/VfPtI7M You outdid yourself with this one for real. Bravo 👏 ✨️

bubbl3gum🫧

@Ari🌕 I’m thrilled that our cycles have synced up. It feels powerful.

Ari 🌕

oh this is a dangerous game. Come ovulation week we’ll both be in the comments howling at the moon & doing moon magic in the name of AITW.

Emily

Plot twist: the driver is the bride having the voyeuristic time of her life

c

HOLY SHIT

BabyJBeCray

Ooooooooooh that sounds amazing!

mia ☆

the day is finally here

mia ☆

bi/pan girlies riseee up 🩷✨✨and omfg the three way kiss??!!!

c

I’m listening to this in IMAX, as Nolan intended 😤

☆

i’m exactly where i want to be

Sonia Harcourt

Yes….*insert Plankton GIF” YEEEEESSSSS!!!

h

MWAMAMAWA AND THEYRE BOTH BOOOOOYS

B N

Omfg I blacked out

B N

LETS FUGGIN GOOOOOOO INDEED

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

Did you have a “what makes a perfect MM4F audio?” checklist? Because you absolutely nailed it, wtf? This is literally everything I didn’t know I needed from an MM4F. It checked every fucking box and then some!

giatheestalli

These two are so cute with their little crush on each other 🤭

jimmy

finally, my own challengers moment 🙏🙏

Persephoney

I can be completely normal about this. I can. I swear. I Totally can. *is lying*

Tracey

To be a fly on the wall for the script writing for this. Despite being more porno-y, it still managed to surprise me. An instant hall of famer for sure

Levy Lannister

Fujoshis are eating good this month 😂

kit8118

Shy guy to “im taking you” AUGUST PLEASE 🤭🤭🤭

Ari 🌕

I’ve got three days left & I’m so jealous

D

Anal and MMF. You listen to our needs . 🥺

R

I heard they them pronouns and RAN here

R

SPEAKER SPITTING ON OTHER SPEAKERS DICK??,!,!?????!!!!,

R

The first they them listener being in the sluttiest audio…..we are so lucky

R

I’m like the girl surrounded by butterflies with headphones on meme

Alexandra

raise yr handt if you imagined both of august’s avatars while listening to this midcentury modern blond is the best man obvi

ainz

August this is a ✨MASTERPIECE✨ I’d give you a 🌹 but I’m using it 🫦

ainz

We believe in you 🙌 (add to the poll pls 😂)

Jas

no pressure august (BUT YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE RIGHT)

Sin

Drooling.

Sin

Ok wait, no, I should actually say something of substance 😁 The minuses for me, said with absolute kindness: - The wedding theme isn't my thing (but this is entirely personal). All respect to those who like it, but... weddings in general... gnnh. Though a wedding like that, I might want to go to. - A little bit confused about the logistics of the naughty naughty with two guys IN a moving car AND the listener is supposed to be moving as well, like sinking down on the best man. I think it was also mentioned they alternated? Hot nonetheless, just slightly confused. From personal experience — easier if the men do the work in this kind of situation 😊🫰 Now for the good part: - I find the voices to still be very distinct, even if you say you didn't change them much compared to the other audio. It's subtle but very understandable who's speaking. - The banter is great as always (this is mister winter's forte after all). - The phone call with the other guys wanting to come as well was hilarious (MMMMMMMMMM4F in the future? /j 😆) - Girl in a suit = hot - Boys kissing, you guessed it, = hot - The fact that this is a follow-up to an audio and we have the full context of what's happening makes it even better. Great work as always 🫶 thx for the treat

Sin

It feels like every day is Pride with these audios 🩷💛🩵

Jonelle

Once again I'm in trouble. This time I suspect the two Augusts are why. Closest to an mm4f listen I've gotten previously is Halloween stalker phone call 🫣😳🫠😏😌

vvvin

💫🌈RAHHH MEN KISSINGGG 🧚🏽🦄✨💕 i love how as the audio progresses we understand like oh so they weren’t lyin about this couple being overly freaked out 😭 the groom’s switch msub to mdom was delectable. ordering the other speaker to cater to whatever they want….OMG LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT

mia ☆

absolutely ✨

Daphne 🦇

A song for every AITW scripted audio. Playlist: https://tinyurl.com/audiosonglist Explanation: https://tinyurl.com/songexplainer “This Magic Moment” by Misfits, Ronnie Spector As a big Misfits fan, their cover of “This Magic Moment” has always been one of my faves. The original song from the 1960s is a classic romantic love song, and it is often played at weddings. So the high energy, rougher Misfits cover of it is perfect for this rough and sloppy audio. Groom M starts off a bit shy, not really sure about where the night is going but then it all pops off once he kisses Best Man M and F. “This magic moment / So different and so new / Was like any other / Until I kissed you” After that, one of the M’s remarks that he can tell F liked watching them kiss. “And then it happened / It took me by surprise / I knew that you felt it too / By the look in your eyes” And if we are to believe the bride and groom here, this hall pass night is meant to be their last hurrah before settling into monogamy. “This magic moment (this magic moment) / While your lips are close to mine / Will last forever / Forever till the end of time” But let’s be real, there’s no way these four freaks (positive) aren’t gonna do this again haha.

Daphne 🦇

This is hilarious and so accurate.

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

Y’all ever get flashbacks from an audio? 🙂 Please, I’m just trying to live my life! 😭

skel

#prideinjuly

Rachel

I’m genuinely scared to listen to this one because the tags feel like they were pulled directly out of my soul

Skeletor

How much for your soul?

Rachel

update: I’m speechless. I feel like I hallucinated this. I don’t have anything insightful to say just… oh my god??? congratulations fellow bisexuals

Natasya Raskolnikovna

Printing out the tags and giving it to my S/O mafia style at a diner

Rachel

I literally gasped so loudly and had to rewind and I still can’t quite believe it happened omg

Anya

you're doing great at part 2s lately...how about part 2 of spy audio.....?

Ashley Deveaux

Where do I RSVP for the wedding day orgy ? 😮‍💨👀

vvvin

*in azealia banks’ voice* i do…what’s wrong with that?

S

This was hot ofc (VERY NICE) but i think my big takeaway from this and part one is how cleverly you dealt with the issues of creating each part. the blindfold for the ff part and using the room for allowing the listener their comfort level of involvement with the “bride”, (even when your audience seems largely queer) (but maybe the queer ones just talk more). the recentering of the groom here to sort of flip the script on mm audios was excellent, and unexpectedly hot and fun that he was being fairly possessive with the activity in a way which drove the action in a really interesting direction. Him being sort of shy as well really worked for me, and all felt pretty realistic. anyway- V NOICE

adrian ⛓️

We've come a long way from "Dude (sexual)"

moira 🎃👻

HAHA 👨🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏾

sylvie

I didn’t recognize your voice at all when the groom first spoke, especially that opening line haha. Such a lovely, unique tone! Then that familiar august vibe slowly came through and the groom speaker is so cute💕 You really handled playing two roles so well

jennifer 💘

“maybe the queer ones just talk more” lolll 💀

S

listen, i got theories as to why i cant shut up but im gonna blame it on being part gay

cara

2026 does seem to be the year of the p2s with grumpy coworker, beach house friend, and then these freaks (pos). Would love our beloved spies and JO friend to make their comebacks this year as well if inspiration strikes! I know both of these p2s would absolutely devastate us (in the best way) 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

gucci

This is teaaa. This is how you stay #1 in the spicy audio game, 5yrs strong🤏🏾✨️

raspberry98

this audio took me to the next step of human evolution ty diva new fav for sure .

🐈‍⬛

I have returned. The BJ scene in this one is an all-timer

adrian ⛓️

Actually not the first They/Them listener! Barback's L is referred to as They/Them

BY

wow fuck…

🐈‍⬛

Used to pray for times like this literally like 5 years ago

🐈‍⬛

@S I think the most I’ve ever talked to people in my life was when I was living w 3 other gay roommates. And in August’s comment sections

bubbl3gum🫧

For reasons I can’t explain, I NEED to know where the bride and groom are registered and what’s on their registry 💍 (I’m getting them an 18-piece Le Creuset set. They deserve it after this smashing double feature)

Cait

@YLS lmao I just feel bad for the guy!!!!

⋆˙⟡ YLS ⋆˙⟡

Now all I can imagine is he's driving an uber passenger or something and he's had enough and venting to this poor woman and then they connect or she eggs him on and then fuck in the car and now he's like, "welp—cant be judging now"

Daphne 🦇

This is such a great breakdown of these two audios! Id never looked at it that way in terms of giving space for the two listener roles vs taking a more concrete queer stance for his two voiced roles.

dontfollowmeever

HOLY FUCK! So goddamn good, I literally need to listen to them both back to back now!

Rose S.

I cannot believe my eyes as I read these tags. I’m so happy to be alive

D

You can do ittttttt

D

That was the hottest

D

I don't know where my comment is at and idc anymore but I can't get over this audio. Encore! Sluttier! Hornier! Hornier! Just more!!!

SJ

TRULY 🙌🏽

T☀️

This is a fucking masterpiece WOWW

alexa

oh my gosh this sub is so worth it!

2chans

Guys stop being funny I can’t like every comment and listen to the audio

2chans

Omg more like this pls august wow

kittikat

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

valyntyne.lace

nonbinary fans are eating goood tonight

Voxy

Top tier moaning in this

Bindi

I listened to this in a park on my lunch break and these feral ass squirrels almost absconded with my sandwich mid-audio (because lord knows I stopped eating). And I’m just supposed to go back to work now… I love when you take us to porn world because the tags and cws are always so incredibly clear and yet I am still surprised at the messiness of it all somehow. We love a creator who understands the value of a creampie 🤷🏽‍♀️

Adeline

Fuck every single one of your audios makes me wish it was a series with a whole plot with conflicts and character arcs—I’m so sold on you. I’m so fkn sold.

benzolatina

These two audios give me soooo many head cannons I've been thinking about them for days. The dynamic between listener and best man is just perfect there's so much chemistry. I absolutely see them leaving the wedding together

SJ

Me every time August posts: oh my goddddddd he’s really outdone himself this time!! there’s no topping this one, I actually think I might pass away

T☀️

Like all you people of culture, I am also thrilleddd about the MM, but can we also take a moment for DP please? Because 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Craw Daddy

HE/THEYS UNITE. MY PEOPLE!

Daphne 🦇

Coming back to say thanks again for the they/them listener representation. My pronouns are she/they but no one ever uses they. It was so affirming hearing 2 Ms use they/them so often in this.

Joey

This one's been out 3 days and I've already listened to it 2.5 times. (That is not typical, to be clear)

Joey

Guys I'm trying to rsvp to this wedding. Does anyone know the email address?

Boo :3

Soo... Part 3 is all 4 at the wedding and part 4 is the maid and best man.... Alone RIGHTTT????

blake

hello... im back for my... probably 20th listen?

Mari

I love hearing reggaeton in every wedding-based audio jajaj

AutumnWhispers

This is fucking insane with my noise cancelling headphones 🤤

stefff

I yearn for JO friend

fedu

Cinema

Rose S.

Fujo fiancée after this bachelor party: How was it…

Sebastian Bee

YESSS!! i use they/he so the "good boy" was a lovely surprise

call_me_dezzie💕

Unrelated to the post, but has anyone noticed how anti-user friendly patreon i like I hate that I'm being flooded with. "You should also follow this channel type thing like I hate it so much

kira ✨

oh DAWG i’ve been behind this is CRAZY HELL O

maya

LITERALLY like why is my homepage full of random ppl im not subscribed to. no offense to them but id like to see the people i actively chose to sub to first please

Berry

he didn't have a pen and paper... he got to the mic and was like "oh press record, ah-ah-ah! driver roll up the partition please!"

Rya Li

Hi i paid for this month just so i could get high and listen to both of these audios. And. Oh my god. I. I love boys kissing. Also Is it the weed or am i a lil nonbinary.

Rya Li

Like i feel like Listener does this shit all the time but why do i feel like this is the wildest day of Best Man's life

Aquatic_Chimera

This awakened things I didn't know were possible. You're such a genius August. Your artistry is immaculate. I'm going to go touch some grass now and take a 2 week sabbatical...just WOW.

Gilliebean

The literal SCREAM I SCRUMPT when AUGUST started kissing HIMSELF

Angie 🧚🏽‍♀️

Omfg same, I'm over here dancing while listening haha August has great taste 🤭

Angie 🧚🏽‍♀️

The more I listen to this the more I struggle to have anything appropriate to say The private whispers into listeners' ear melted me 🫠 "You know we're gonna take all your holes, right?" "I knew as soon as I felt your pussy I would know who it was at the bachelorette party." 🦋🦋🦋💧💧💧 That is all.

fuzzyslippers

ahh two heads are definitely better than one eh? and the best man and groom kissing? it's so hot it made me melt 🫠

blake

i am actually stuck here. this audio has me in a goddamn chokehold

jennifer 💘

the groom’s giggles when they’re three way kissing 🫠🥰

Rya Li

Hi again kicking my feet covering my eyes and blushing again for boys kissing

Rya Li

Hi this is insane ty bye

mirabelle_20

Okay I need more submissive August asap!!!

Mistress Lucrezia

I saved this one just to listen to it on repeat during my birthday week. August (the month and the man), thank you for this gift 🎁. Best guy friends kissing doesn't get any better, unless it ends with DPing a mutual bestie, which this did. Praise fucking be 🙌

Trillian

She's in a tux, too? Fun!

Mabel

Flawless maths.

Rachel

I could write a 20,000 word thesis and/or ao3 fic about the homoerotic friendship between these men

SeaDragon

Let's just find the address and wedding crash it.

SeaDragon

Wait, I'm new here, what's the reference? I wanna know

YHLQMDLG

Sooo many thoughts & none are in the bible 👀

mimi 🌻

holllllllyyyyyy hell

moira 🎃👻

happy bi visibility day to these three crazy kids 💜💙💗 ty August for making my matrimony menage a trois dreams come true 🫶🏼😭

jennifer 💘

happy bi vis day/awareness week!! 😚🙂‍↕️💜💙🩷

jennifer 💘

i’m being straight up HAUNTED by this audio 😭

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

Please jennifer, I’ve only just recovered. The voices! Godspeed, sista! 😭

Elise

my fucking TMJ has been triggered from my jaw being dropped continuously

Trillian

Every audio is funny if you turn up the speed to 2x (on the Patreon app), but this one is especially hilarious. The funniest bit is from minute 32:50 onward. I couldn't hold back anymore. Hahahhaahahahahaaaa 🤣

Juna

Woah what was it like to write in the August x August parts?? Bc damn that was hot 🥴

Angie 🧚🏽‍♀️

Jfc I literally almost put my purse in the fridge listening to this one again 🫠 very distracting