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You're a server at a restaurant and you're not the biggest fan of one of the cooks. He barely talks, isn't great at his job and seems like he hates being there. But one night another server's ex shows up, a total asshole who's already been banned for bothering her at work. It's up to you and the cook to stand up to this creep, and he handles the situation way differently than you expected. And you never expected to like it this much...

Hi!Audio is hereeee, thanks for your patience. I ended up going a different direction than I had hinted at earlier in the month, tackling a new kind of scenario, with the trope of "M fights for you/protects you" that I've only really touched in a genre setting. I think I found my twist on it, where M and F are allies against the dirtbag, defending their mutual coworker, and M isn't really rescuing F. It's more like he's protecting himself and does it so effectively that F can't help but be into it. The characters also discuss and play with how it's kinda toxic that F gets turned on when she sees M knock somebody out, which I thought was fun. It's nice to play with some slightly more dramatic subject matter and situations sometimes! See below for the CW, since there is some fisticuffs and an (unvoiced) toxic ex of a supporting character. Hope you like it!Take care,august 🌨️EDIT: Missed some names/CW about some of the dirty talk last night, so sorry about that everyone. Added. Names Used: Good girl, needy girl, sloppy girl, baby, sweetheart, sl-t, princess, puppy, toy, f-cktoy, fleshlight, freak, fucked-up (For Listener), d-ddy (for Speaker)CW: She/her pronouns used for F. Named off-screen F character (Nina) and M character (Jared). M teases F about being turned on by the fight stuff by calling them a "freak" and "fucked up", which is also included in dirty talk. Violence. The male character is the ex-boyfriend of another server, Nina, who is not on shift. He wants to talk to her and gets immediately aggressive when told she isn't there. It's implied that both F and M are standing up to him and telling him he needs to leave, but when he tries to go into the back of the restaurant, M steps in. The ex escalates with M and starts shoving him, and throws a punch. M knocks him out. An ambulance and cops are called. It's implied that the ex is basically okay, though M and F are pretty stressed about the whole situation. Toxic Ex. F drives M home after they've both spoken to the cops. M doesn't like cops. M asks F if they've called Nina and told her what happened. M is worried that he's made the situation with her ex worse, but F implies that Nina isn't angry. M asks what the deal is with Nina and her ex, and the answer that F gives makes M think that the ex is an asshole but hopefully not totally "unhinged". To be clear, the intention here is that Nina's ex showing up at her place of work to try to talk to her, getting banned and then coming back and starting a fight with her coworker is the worst of his toxic/violent behavior, which is only coming out now that they're broken up. It's obviously a really messed-up and worrying thing to do, but I didn't want to imply the kind of prior behavior that would cross the line into something that's too upsetting to be included in an erotic audio. I hope you can give me some grace on this, it's tough to create a scenario with some stakes but that treats this kind of thing delicately. If you have triggers around this kinda stuff, tread carefully. Stress. M is quite stressed out by the whole incident. He's worried about getting fired and mentions that he has trauma related to men getting in his face/yelling at him. F tries to calm him by keeping him company, and then when they reveal that they were into him fighting the ex, suggests using sex to de-stress both of them and get out the lingering energy. Rough Sex/Dirty Talk/Squirting. M spanks F and then checks in that it wasn't too hard. F tells M not to hold back and he agrees, but tells F to be sure to tell him if it's too much. There's manhandling and implied throwing around, and the sex is intense but not overly rough. M praises F a lot, but also uses some pretty filthy dirty talk (sloppy hole), talking about "using F", "fucktoy" etc. Lots of d@ddy dirty talk, including "d@ddy's here" and "d@ddy dick". Before orgasm, F tells M that they're going to squirt, and is worried about making a mess/kind of embarrassed but M says that he doesn't care if it's embarrassing and encourages them to let go and do it, that he can clean or throw out the blanket.

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Is

insane that I’m here this early LETS GO 😭😭😭

R

I got this notification as I’m up late writing a smut scene 😌🤚🏼

soapy

oh my god oh my god oh my god

tiff

Incredible title

mia ☆

Just in time for bed before a work week! 😏🙂‍↔️

Craw Daddy

Fisticuffs? You crazy sonnuvabitch I’m in.

Ari 🌕

Not me just getting home from bartending all football weekend and seeing a restaurant theme lmao Too soon, have to save for later. (이 드롭 보려고 안 자고 있게 해준 듀오링고, 고마워 🙏🏻) <-

austy

i feel like i just astral projected, i KNOW this shit about to go quadruple platinum GOD BLESS

Uptown Julie Brown

Yesssss let's fucking go. God, August, I just really really love the audios with ✨acting ✨. Yes your sex scenes are hot but the acting is just as hot and so immersive. How does it feel to know that you're ruining us for other men?

Grace

The way I’m so excited to listen to this should be studied. Thank you August <3

Ari

Ugh perfect timing august

Rogue.x

In sooo ready for this with those tags 🥵🥵

ও

*opening app at 2 am just to see a brand new audio* me to me: I needed this.

rua

the rest of my shift is about to be the longest two hours of my fucking life BRB THANKU FOR THE MEAL (literally)

anya

YESSS MORE PUPPY!!!!! THIS IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE THANK YOU AUGUST

PT

“.. and it’s weirdly hot” 😏😏 Let’s be honest, every creation of yours is hot. No surprise there. Can’t wait to dive in later.

ainz

“Bonded by Crisis” well shiiii color me intrigued

Steph

this is the most perfect timing ever. just got home and kids arent due through the front door for another 40 minutes! quick!!!!

mario

Waffle House would like to speak with you about employment, sir

saber

CHEF MY PUSSY IS BURNING HELP🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

mimi 🌻

Petition for a j*red cw (/j, my ex's name) EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHAH the CW is there already #embarrassing

anna

I joined quin recently, and I don't mean to put anyone else's work down in order to compliment yours because there are some very talented people on there ofc, but when I got back here it did immediately make me think of that clip of where issa rae is interviewing zendaya and she says to zendaya, "I wonder when you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror how much you have to fight the urge to say, these other bitches aren't even close"

_midnight_

The girls are fighting?!

felicia

Yes, chef 🙂‍↕️

lilli 🦋

dropped an hour before my bday wow, happy birthday to me 😋😋😙😙

Rose S.

Well I WAS about to go to sleep but here we are!!!

Meghan Gerhart

The earliest I’ve ever been for an audio release and there’s, like, 20 comments already. I’m proud of you all. August has got some true support. Btw, I just came (heh) from listening to the Valentine’s Day 2023 audio for the first time (BF sends you his best friend as a Valentine’s surprise) and, WHEW BOY! I think I need several moments. So I’ll be saving this one for later. Oh, and August? I’m making my way through your collection of work as I’m a fairly new fan and an even newer patron, and your writing, acting, and editing talent and skill ASTOUNDS me. Also, your voice is incredibly relaxing to me so when I’m having a chronic illness/pain flare up (like right now) I’ll put on a playlist of your audios and do some paced breathing to calm my nervous system down. So basically, your audios have been a big comfort to me over the last several months. Thanks so much for that. ❤️

Mabel

You're really going to cover every single one of my past jobs aren't you? Should I just send you my CV at this point? Fuck, I wish I had time to listen to this right now. Stupid night class 😭 at least I'll be able to unwind after my assessment properly.

leelee

PUPPY MENTION PUPPY MENTION OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

Ash

before we get started this just might be the most legendary refresh pull i’ve ever made

Mabel

Peak one word comment 🔥

Nicole

Happy birthday babe !!!! 🥳

Mabel

"Weirdly hot" - August audios in a nutshell

Jonelle

SCREAMED BEFORE I FINISHED READING THE TAGS 🤭

Mabel

Gotta get the blood up!

Brookeworm

Well good morning to you too 🤣✨

Ari 🌕

I’ve been waiting for this since lead singer did his big one in band rivals 😭 give it to me Rachel

Mabel

So stoked for the puppy enjoyers right now! I saw y'all in the requests 🤭

Mabel

It's what you deserve 🙂‍↕️

ski

IM GEEKEDDD holy tags

Mabel

For reals, we have the GOAT right here. There's only one person I'd pay actual real world money to listen and learn from.

Mabel

Happy birthday! 🎂

Pomme G Seeds

I never stay up this late anymore, this is such a treat to be greeted with

Ari

Oh my god "puppy"

Mabel

Oof. Reminds me of the time I listened to an audio where they named the listener for some reason, and it was my family dog's name 😂

Mabel

We just sit in stasis staring at his Patreon until he gets back, like Nikki in Obsession.

Mabel

Mythic refresh

ski

i would send a rose but i’m using it 😂

Mika

Wowie what a great start to my day!! GOOD GOD puppy's back im gonna combust

Mabel

Was it Waffle House where the guy threw a chair at the worker and she just curbed it like nothing happened?

Ellen

I’m howling at the inclusion of “worst cook” in the title, bc this M can’t even be the star of his own audio without catching strays. Yes sir you have a certain *je ne sais quoi* but, more importantly, u are bad at your job 😭

marchiethelover

JUST clocked out of my shift at my serving job UGH PERFECTT

lilsleepy

[rough to intimate] we’re all in danger

Meghan Gerhart

I am VIVIDLY picturing this right now. 😳😂 Also, thanks for the genuine laugh during day 3 of this chronic migraine I’m going through. Much needed and appreciated. ❤️

Jonelle

My thoughts exactly!

Nicole

Oouugh squirting and puppy in the same audio... I gotta lie down <- is already lying down

Caraaa

PUPPY !!?!!??!? I’m screaming holy fuck 🙃🤯🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Lana

*plays "fight for me" from heathers*

Mabel

Damn where's "don't fucking call me Daddy" roomie when you need him?

Lana

HANDS, I NEED HANDS

Mabel

"M doesn't like cops" a man after our own hearts.

Mabel

"Fucking a man you don't like: the audio"

Meghan Gerhart

He’s a special one, for sure. THE WRITING. THE ACTING! THE EVERYTHING! I also really like this community. I only joined Quinn in January and was introduced to August on there. People were talking about his Patreon in the comments of some of his audios. I joined here maybe 4 months ago and this community is really supportive, funny, welcoming, and kind. I think the way a community acts is often a good reflection of who they are supporting and that seems to be the case here.

dee

all the names used in this 🫪 have mercy

leelee

the ‘puppy 😫🥺! ‘ at around 28:05 actually made my stomach flip

katherine

daddy is mandatory btw

Mabel

Holy shit, 3 days is brutal. I hope you get better soon. I found out recently my migraines are due to Ehlers Danlos, MCAS and as a result needing permanent glasses. I really hope you can figure yours out soon and feel better 🫂 feel free to DM me if you just want a stranger to complain to.

Trillian

How'd you get those couch sounds?! Oh my god, those were amazing!

Mabel

Hacked JD Vance's audio library

mimi 🌻

"I hate working and I'm bad at my job" where's the [self aware] tag

Mabel

HURRY GOGOGO

Steph

F worried about making a mess and feeling embarrassed about the mess and M reassuring her that he doesn’t care if it’s embarrassing… that is actually so hot and reassuring to hear from someone you’re with. speaking as someone who gets pretty self conscious about excessive mess generally lol i’m sure others can relate too i think this audio is gonna need a bigger more nerdy comment lol can’t wait to listen again and sink my teeth into it but for now 🫠

Asha

Yes chef!

m3owkitty3

i've never been more excited for anything in my life

Meghan Gerhart

Thank you! I just got over an 8 and 1/2 day migraine recently. I’m sorry to hear that you deal with them too, along with other chronic illnesses. ONE chronic illness is bad enough but why must they so often bring their friends? I’m glad you’ve got some answers and hopefully will be able to manage them. ❤️ I’ve actually been on Botox treatment for chronic migraines for 6 years (at the highest dose for about 3 years) and it’s not effective enough. I have fibromyalgia, tension headaches, chronic migraine disease, and chronic pain (from the fibro, though the migraines don’t help). I recently saw a neurologist after waiting 2 and 1/2 years on waiting lists (that’s not a typo). I waited 14 months on the 1st list only to have my appointment be cancelled less than a month before due to the neurologist no longer being able to practice for his own health reasons, then I had to get another referral and was put at the bottom of the list on a 12-18 month wait list, all while I devolved into constant, overlapping chronic migraines. I haven’t had one day without a highly symptomatic migraine for at least this entire year. NOT. ONE. DAY. LUCKILY, now that I’ve had a consultation with my new neurologist (holy shit, finally!) I’m waiting to start intravenous CGRP treatment and have started a high dose of vitamin B2 and a normal dose of Co-enzyme Q10, along with some other changes and keeping up with the Botox. I just want to know when my first damn CGRP treatment is so I can get this show on the road. I’m basically living in my bed, wearing migraine glasses and noise cancelling headphones most of the time now. But, I actually have a treatment plan now! Thanks for your kind words! Feel free to DM me too. ☺️

ski

this is the best audio you’ve made “daddy’s right here” made me pause and regroup i’m LOSING IT OMGFGF

ski

chills down my back

K

PUPPYYY 🥹❤️

Trillian

There was leg grinding/humping with 'puppy'. Yay! Those go together. 😃 This one is a crowd pleaser, for sure. 🎉

Mabel

Holy shit, that sounds like a lot. I really hope things work for you. It looks like you can't DM other patrons on Patreon but you're welcome to DM me on Reddit at /u/Mistress_Mabel_ if you like. I know how lonely migraines can get ❤️ Makes me feel like Gollum, just living in the dark and making night and day feel all upside down. At least nowadays I have audios to listen to.

Trillian

I wish I followed American politics more... Or maybe I don't. Vance got caught with a woman on his couch?

Ash

now that i’ve processed this: 1. this premise is kinda giving this one pic that’s a screencap from the bear of carmy yelling with “my horny ass could not work here” overlayed on it 2. another very imaginative narrative that makes me discover new information about myself and wonder if i’m using my free will enough over here on patreon dot com slash augustinthewinter. banger as usual chef 🫡

ski

my daddy kink needs to be studied

Mabel

He's just like us fr

kaitlin

just him and the couch…

Mabel

Back in the day someone posted a fake excerpt from his book which described him fucking a glove stuck between two couch cushions and it took off like wildfire.

Mabel

YES BIGGER COMMENTS! NERDIER COMMENTS! DROP THE ANALYSIS!

sylvie

just finished reading the CW, thanks for being so thorough!

Mabel

I'm literally watching the latest season right now. I know some people don't love it but I do. Also I absolutely could not work at The Bear 99% of the staff there are so fuckable and I want to marry Tina.

HolliWood

"you want it raw?" Me: squeals and kicks legs

🎃🌃steph daydreams🌌🎃

🙂I don’t want to alarm anyone but this may be the hottest audio I’ve ever heard in my life🙂 Relentless d@ddy/puppy/princess combos had their FOOT on my NECK. Genuinely worried about my blood pressure from around 24:00 on ⚰️ 🙂Trying to behave at work tomorrow is going to have me feeling like normal SpongeBob🙂

HolliWood

"fill up my good girls pu$$y" Spontaneously combusts ☠️☠️☠️

Melody Wagner

for anyone out there thinking of getting a tattoo.. maybe just do it!! i got one today and it was lovely and nice to meet someone new.

ski

i wish this was longer i guess i’ll have to listen 800 times

Jonelle

Threw my phone tbh bc I decided to torture myself by hitting play like 75% through 🙃😭👁️👄👁️

Mabel

Waiting patiently for the "Fucking your colleague who's the worst at sex" audio of my dreams.

bubbl3gum🫧

The Worst Cook at Work, but Michelin-starred in the sack 🤩

ski

you’re safe i’m right here ?? what’s gotten into him geez

HolliWood

Christ on a cracker this audio is diabolical .. there's like a dozen lines that gave me that flutter in my belly and so hard too not a gentle one, usually a good audio will have one maybe two of those kinda lines and sometimes none but this one.. this one had my belly in a state for the entire second half infact it's still feeling all fluttery and it's been over for ten minutes 😂 and when he said PUPPY whooo new kink unlocked. So as I'm deceased now pls make sure my headstone reads "she died doing what she loved"

Fer x

This audio NEEDS a pt.2 I BEGGGG. I never cared for puppy until literally just now, it changed my life

AmberDiesel

This was fucking excellent. Thank you August. You are seriously the best AE VA out there. At least IMHO anyway. Delicious in the best way. ☺️☺️

megs

hey so unfortunately this is the funniest thing anyone’s ever said

c

that whole puppy section killed me holy fuck ☠️☠️ i think this is the first time it’s been used multiple times in an audio, if i’m not wrong? it’s always been a passing mention before so this was like a full course meal LMFAO please keep it coming 🙏 god bless

Blue

Puppy??? PUPPY???? THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR NOT READING TAGS OMG I was not prepared. You know when your uterus does a flip? I'm so glad I'm wearing a mask I gotta stop listening to these at work

Ghoulia

Omg NO! I have to be productive this morning, but I just wanna be a puppy-shaped puddle 😭

GinGin

LMAOOOO

pinkJoy_0

Holy shit the SOFT SECTION???????? As an occasional puppy enjoyer this was absolutely mental thank you 😭🙏🏽

GinGin

Truly 😫

GinGin

GAHHH 🤣

bug

the “puppy” enthusiasts won!! VICTORYYYYY

Angie 🧚🏽‍♀️

Limp, hands shaking, Bambi legs (as previously said in another audio) as I SMASH the download button on this one. Thank you, August. Good night/morning 😭

wiggie

“corner!” “behind!” booooring, get ready for “on top”🗣️

Rose

happy birthday!!

🐼 。 leona ! !

holy shit i'm so excited to listen this, i'm just at work right now 😭✋️

brysontillersleftoe

I’m normally not into being called puppy but I think this audio rewired my brain-

Mabel

GWA has gifted me with every other kink why not [Bad Sex] as well 🥹

kit8118

the breath work in this is just…MY GOD

mia ☆

Fleshlight was not something i was expecting to hear but im not complaining bc that was incredibly hot😮‍💨

Jennifer Luiza

Jesus fucking Christ, good morning 🥴

blake

"Are you Daddy's good slut?" "You like it when Daddy fucks you rough?" "Your Daddy's right here." "Let Daddy take care of you puppy." AUGUST HOLY FUCK my daddy kink is going crazy 😭😭

Rose

nina showing up to work the next day to find out the cook has punched her ex, fucked her colleague, and gotten fired: 🫪

Rose

it’s like when you miss a day of school

mireille

the soft pecks at the end.....have mercy. also, more puppy please, i beg, you make it sound so good.

~She’s been dead for 10 years~ 👻🍂🍁

You're the Yo-Yo Ma of spit sounds Instant classic speaker. I know this man's mattress is sitting on top of two wood pallets and his TV is balanced on six shoe boxes stacked on top of one another on either side

aliyah

“i hate working and i suck at it” king

anastasia

new fav audio wtf puppy did something crazy to me

Jennifer Luiza

PUPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Jennifer Luiza

The amount of daddy + princess + puppy in this fucking audio is absolutely EVERYTHING to me!!!!!!

Mabel

"Let's not unpack that" tagline for my audio habits.

Mantis

This shit is about to go triple platinum my bedroom

Cortney💙

Holy shit... I think August is ovulating. Also, more puppy! Like, a lot more. Fuck. That was wild.

Noring

Woof woof woof 汪汪汪ワンワンワン멍멍멍Bau bau bau Ouaf ouaf ouaf😭😭😭🐶👑👑👑

☆

puppy mention 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

Daphne 🦇

I never read more than the title before I go in. I yelled at 23:48 “we got a PUPPY????” 😭 🙏

☆

oh we’re so FED

3lla❄️

feel like i just got hit by a bus 🫠🫠

Poppy Glass

Well, put my name down in the freak column, because I definitely thought this was hot. LoL I love your ability to come up with unique scenarios for your audios. It’s always a surprise and it’s so much fun to see what you’ll do next. 🧡

Mabel

Finally got to listen to the whole thing. Realised I don't really like audios where they're not secretly in love already or at least really like one another. I don't think one party getting turned on by an event is enough human connection for me. This isn't a criticism of the audio, obviously this is a personal thing. Just thinking out loud as it's not something I'd really considered before.

nym

our calls for puppy has been answered

Mabel

Nothing but beer and week old pizza in the fridge. A quilt but no sheets on the bed, only one pillow. Empty beer bottles and gummy packets strewn around the carpet.

Jennifer Luiza

HE NEEDS TO GET ARRESTED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🥴🥴🗣️🗣️

Mara

I have been waiting for a chef audio quietly for like EVER holy shit this is about to hit so hard after work 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Tonya

[squirting] I used to pray for times like this

Emily

Taking some EXTENSIVE notes about how hard that “puppy” hit me… will need to process those feelings later 😮‍💨

Jules

Oh this one is for the fans of Ryan Atwood 🫠

Flora🍂

AUGUST ARE YOU COMFY WITH FANFICTION ABT YOU

Naomi

Dude (confrontational)

Moodiemax

finally puppy stuff! more of this! thank youuu! ❤️❤️

moira 🎃👻

oh my god, we’re back behind the line, YES CHEF! 🫡👩🏻‍🍳 this exact situation is horny-fyingly relatable? 😳 but maybe that’s bound to happen after 10 years in the service industry, I do know guys who are, verbatim, EXACTLY like this. also rip to the Jared’s 💀 yk what they say abt j names lmao I can’t hit play until after my meeting 🫣 omg im shaking in my boots!

Page Chase

Omg of course this is out while I'm vacationing with my boyfriend's family... I'll save it for the plane back lol.

KB

Girl, I literally just divorced a Jarrod 😂 I thought the same

KB

Girl, I literally just divorced a Jarrod 😂 I thought the same

Liza

🐶 good morning freaks

Liza

HEARD

risa

i’m like a dog that just heard all it’s favorite words

Mika

The acting in this... You, sir, are something else 🫠🫠

Bindi

You really had me scared for a second there with that cw but you’re very good at the tightrope, and given that our main man here is mush on the inside no grace needed imo Especially appreciated the reassurance about the messiness it was so nonchalant but it’s definitely a thing that crosses the mind. Also having worked in food service before I will say that I am very familiar with this guy and uh well yeah…it’s always the quiet ones. August you can’t be using puppy and princess in the same audio in that tone of voice and expect me to be normal about it. That is asking too much of me on a Monday morning ok Mr “I hate working and I suck at it” like yes I am a big strong independent woman I don’t need nothing from no man I am no damsel in distress I don’t need protecting I can absolutely handle this AND ALSO sometimes its nice ok damn why are you always calling me out 😩

Ellen

“Yo-Yo Ma of spit sounds” 🥲 There’s not another forum on the entire internet that holds a candle to August’s comment sections, you all make me laugh so much every week I love it here 😭😭

g q

PUPPY?!?!!?!

soup

holy fuck this is SO GOOD

Jenna

i work in a restaurant n work with a jared... bro is in my house 😳😳 also SOOOOOOO happy n thankful for extensive "puppy" use!!! and the "no i'm into it" is so cute

spookwafel 🥧

post listen: impressed by how efficiently august characterized M, it's like those sketches where 3 lines make a dog (sorry... dog is on my mind) & a deeeeep sigh over my growing puppy issues

Kristin (cthulhuhoops)

Had a night tossing and turning from pain, got the email notification to this and thought hey, what a gift. I really love the direction you took with the idea of protecting the listener, where it became more like the two of them having different perspectives not just of the situation but the idea of protecting someone through physical violence. I like how there was a sort of tongue-in-cheek comment about how fucked up it was but clearly the two of them were turned on that the other one not only was turned on by it but also did it. I also really enjoyed listening to a character who is so clearly really tough on themselves and judgmental get to unfold with his more passionate and consensually rough aspects to himself. It was just a really interesting and appealing way to peel back the trope of protecting each other through violence (which i fucking lovelovelove), and how that can lead to or actually be a way to channel the deeper fetishes when it comes to the level of passion and aggression in sex. The use of "puppy" worked perfectly in this scenario too and THANK YOU FOR THE RETURN OF SQUIRTING AND COCKWARMING lmao.

PT

I know this M is supposed to be an unlikable person, at least initially. But he's so self-aware, honest, and stressed that I just want to give him a hug. 🥹 And knuckle kisses are too cute. Btw, [thigh riding]? Always nice to see you again. 🔥🥵

PT

Every time "good girl" turns into "my good girl". 🫠🫠🫠

maddie c

so I only have monthly budget for either your Patreon or Quinn and this decided it for me (humble request tho mr. winter- if there is any way for you to save and upload the transcripts that Quinn generates for us girlies like to read as we listen – I would be eternally in your debt)

Rae

📣WE GOT A SQUIRTER!!! 👏👏👏

Jethi

so much d*ddy stuff recently you’re really spoiling me 🧎🏻‍♀️

Levy Lannister

Can’t wait to see what August is COOKING with this one 😀 …… I’ll see myself out

lavacookiez

Good girl, f-cktoy and puppy!!! Put me on the menu cuz I’m cooked

Rose S.

I was gonna say, I have unfortunately dated this guy (he even worked in a kitchen, because of course he did!), and I cannot recommend that. In my experience nothing will make this guy deal with his problems or stop hating himself, but unfortunately the sex is exactly this good. This audio really transported me back, Ratatouille-style. August remains undefeated as an artist!

Rose S.

“Daddy’s right here” is… everything

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

the mattress being elevated off the floor bc he’s classy! his roommates smoke cigarettes inside and their coffee table is made of milk crates

Alexxx

I am sorry but that puppy really hit DEEP

kaay

im gonna edge myself by holding off on listening to this till i get in bed so i’m here in the comments and i’m FERAL IN ANTICIPATION 👹 ughhh i love listening to the M characters august creates they’re just so delicious !!!

bubbl3gum🫧

I totally get what you mean. It’s hard to imagine a single event having enough weight to shift desire so significantly. But then I think about how Tom Holland was not sexually legible to me until I saw the Lip Sync Battle “Umbrella” performance…in drag, absolutely killing the choreography…and I was like, 💡Ooohhh OK. I get it.💡Not a replacement for connection, just new information that changed the read!

jssvble

I don't even know what to say.. just thank you august.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Thoroughly gooped and gagged once again 🫩… I’ll have more words later, but for now: 1) thisshitisindifferentareas.gif, but truly………. This is so delicate. Were you any less tactful, I think this could read as a treatise on “why some people who like rough sex like rough sex (spoiler alert: it’s Trauma™)” which flattens many people’s experiences (as grand narratives are wont to do) and also invisibilizes the tenderness that can take place inside D/s dynamics. Because you are so tactful, instead, this audio feels like I am peering into the interiority of two very specific people at very specific times in their lives who are probably making a bad choice rn, but idk!!!!!!!! Idk I’m kinda rocking with them, SORRY!! What can I say, I read Kitchen Confidential and The Devil in the Kitchen at a very impressionable age 🤷🏿‍♀️ 2) You are such a good writer, it makes me so angry (read: horny) 😔☹️

Cassidy

I didn’t read anything before listening and let me tell ya that first use of puppy nearly took me out🫠 also the aftercare in this?! 🥺

cheriecherry

COULDNT HAVE SAID IT ANY BETTER. August’s acting and writing are on a whole other tier!

jazmine

This was so yummy, thank you

Lainey Jean

I actually can’t stop listening to this wtf

Mailboxbutterflies

I totally get that emphasizing taboo-ness/perversion makes it hotter for some people, but as someone who’s worked hard to overcome internalized kink shame I would appreciate a little warning in the description when the listener is called “fucked up” or “a freak” 🩷

risa

Saved this for after my job interview for a server position at a new restaurant nearby and now that i got the job its like a reward

Tracey

Another win for the loser lovers

h

And still the best sex you’ve ever had

bubbl3gum🫧

His offer to throw out the blanket was: (A) emotional reassurance at its finest (B) the nonchalance of a man with absolutely no laundry skills (C) the confidence of a man who knows damn well it’s his roommate’s blanket (D) all of the above

h

Decided to put this on while I tidy the house flash forward 28 min to me standing zoned out with the broom in my hand

Mabel

That Umbrella video is like my comfort video 😂 I always watch it on repeat at the hospital when I'm feeling nervous before a surgery. It makes me feel better every time. Probably the first time I had that experience was as a teenager seeing Brian Molko for the first time when Placebo came out here, so I definitely get where you're coming from. I don't have much attraction to people who code super cishet, because I'm not super cishet hahah.

h

10000% ! Everyone wants to know if you’re going to squirt, nobody wants to know where you’re going to squirt or if it’s okay for you to ruin this blanket 😣 lol

Steph

right, this is like the only kind of audio that makes me actually unproductive

h

Also “I hope you can give me some grace on this” I so appreciate the thoughtfulness about triggers and creating scenarios that scratch that itch without crossing into potentially triggering territory. Thank you!! Take my money!!

h

“You’re safe” “I’m right here” “thank you”

MalAires

August's daddy talk has unlocked something unhinged in me!

Funkypeaches

“Puppy” sounds so good coming out of your mouth 😋

Trillian

Didn't you post that you were in the Emergency room at one point? Are you doing okay?; 💞

browniebite

"puppy" you have bewitched me body and fucking soul

Lili 🪼🫧

Head cannon: The restaurant is Waffle House and this happens often

Kristin (cthulhuhoops)

Oh you remembered! Yes, I'll be ok. I have chronic pain issues that are flaring up, plus some medication adjustments and the weather have really been messing with me. Tysm for asking!

Rockwell

Fuckin' JEEZus. Just wow. And also THANK you.

Vanessa🦇

This is oddly specific but I appreciate the couch/mattress squeaking sfx 🙂‍↕️ Idk why but yes lol.

R

I know this speaker character wears them checkered boxers

AutumnWhispers

As a self conscious squirter AND a puppy enjoyer the second half of this was 🧑‍🍳👌

Alleé 🍒

the inhuman sound disguised as a laugh that left my throat while reading this was insane 😭😭😭

Alleé 🍒

“Daddy’s right here” NEW BEST LINE OF THE YEAR JUST DROPPED!!! if you saw my comment on last month’s audio saying basically the same thing about a different line, mind your business. I’m playing both sides so that I always come out on top 🙂‍↕️

Wei

"PUPPY" BELIEVERS RISE UP

Mabel

He left no crumbs

darcy2807

Wait didn’t we all collectively swoon on Tom’s breakdown of Umbrella? At least for a bi gal like me it hit all the spots - some I didn’t even know I had 😝

Mabel

I knew I had them, but Tom fucking Holland was the last person I thought would ever hit them 😂 It's not even just the GNC vibe but the fact that he goes at it full send with so much more passion than anyone would have expected. I forgot that he played Billy Elliot in the west end and is an amazing dancer. God dammit fine I'll go watch it again. I'm supposed to be recording my first audio today but I'm nervous as shit. My nb safe space video is just what I need 😂

Lauraiiiin 💕

First time commenting, because when I first saw “puppy” I was like “hmm, ok”. Let’s just say after listening, I’ve learned something new about myself…😩😅

Page Chase

"I'm gone for ONE DAY... and all this crazy shit goes down?!" –Nina, probably.

h

😭😭😭 LOL

SJ

PUPPY??!! But also the squirting !!! I could cry tears of joy (from my pussy)!!!!

h

More like a .. puppy hehehe

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2026-10-05 15:00 The guys are playing euchre in the other room and all the ladies called it a night. I'm under the covers with headphones on (just in case). So yeah, this hits me in the daddy issues as a girlie who loved Anthony Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential and Parts Unknown, but also whose actual father couldn't hold down a short order cook job longer than a couple of weeks. I also worked a couple of BOH gigs in high school. Way too many 20 to 30 year old dudes comfortable hitting on me knowing I was only 15-16 at the time. The older cooks were usually more paternal and would offer to walk me to my car parked at the Target across the street from the restaurant (the restaurant parking lot was woefully small so it was for paying customers only). Not to mention the drive through roof didn't have a gutter so when it rained, I had to get soaked and risk getting the food soaked out the window, over the poorly placed concrete curb and into the customer's car. That place was a Shipshewana. Also, speaker telling the listener to ask him to fuck her raw with his bare fucking cock changed my brain chemistry.
2026-09-22 03:43 The guys are playing euchre in the other room and all the ladies called it a night. I'm under the covers with headphones on (just in case). So yeah, this hits me in the daddy issues as a girlie who loved Anthony Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential and Parts Unknown, but also whose actual father couldn't hold down a short order cook job longer than a couple of weeks. I also worked a couple of BOH gigs in high school. Way too many 20 to 30 year old dudes comfortable hitting on me knowing I was only 15-16 at the time. The older cooks were usually more paternal and would offer to walk me to my car parked at the Target across the street from the restaurant (the restaurant parking lot was woefully small so it was for paying customers only). Not to mention the drive through roof didn't have a gutter so when it rained, I had to get soaked and risk getting the food soaked out the window, over the poorly placed concrete curb and into the customer's car. That place was a shitshow and nearly burned down at least twice because some idiot thought it was a good idea to store boxes of paper products in the back area where the bbq smokers were. Also, speaker telling the listener to ask him to fuck her raw with his bare fucking cock changed my brain chemistry.

The guys are playing euchre in the other room and all the ladies called it a night. I'm under the covers with headphones on (just in case). So yeah, this hits me in the daddy issues as a girlie who loved Anthony Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential and Parts Unknown, but also whose actual father couldn't hold down a short order cook job longer than a couple of weeks. I also worked a couple of BOH gigs in high school. Way too many 20 to 30 year old dudes comfortable hitting on me knowing I was only 15-16 at the time. The older cooks were usually more paternal and would offer to walk me to my car parked at the Target across the street from the restaurant (the restaurant parking lot was woefully small so it was for paying customers only). Not to mention the drive through roof didn't have a gutter so when it rained, I had to get soaked and risk getting the food soaked out the window, over the poorly placed concrete curb and into the customer's car. That place was a shitshow and nearly burned down at least twice because some idiot thought it was a good idea to store boxes of paper products in the back area where the bbq smokers were. Also, speaker telling the listener to ask him to fuck her raw with his bare fucking cock changed my brain chemistry.

fitzsy 🐞

I was like aww yay puppy mention! Girl, that was NOT a """"mention"""". That was an atomic BOMB. Like you didn't tell us this was going to be THE puppy audio! I feel so lightheaded and dumb (/pos). "C*ck drunk little puppy" is the most effective and correct thing you've ever said, especially after the avalanche of "good girl"s. Thanks thanks thanks, this is all I ever wanted!! I liked this a big amount.

Steph

i might have listened to this three times last night and now i have lots of thoughts and a compulsion to share them. i think i figured out why this one is fucking people up so much (me included) most of us are braced for something and don't even know it. the more of yourself you show, the more you expect the other person to pull back. you get too eager, too loud, too messy (kinda like a puppy), and part of you is already waiting for the moment it becomes too much for them. a lot of us have had that happen enough times that we just expect it now. and this audio does the opposite every single time. she shows more and he gets closer. she gets embarrassed and he says he's into it. she makes a mess and he says he doesn't care. and at the end, when she's the most fucked she's been all night, he doesn't pull away. he says you're safe, i'm right here. over and over. and the sneaky part is it starts with her being the capable one. she deals with the ex first, then she drives him home and calms him down. and i think that's a role a lot of us are most comfortable in. but then when your guard's down, or after he just made you come… he turns it around and says “let me take care of you” it’s fucking devious. im onto you my guy. some other thoughts: i don't think it's the fight that makes her turned on. the fight doesn't make her want him. it just shows her who he actually is. i think she’s turned on by the reveal of a side of him he kept covered up. she's been thinking he's the guy who doesn’t talk to her or doesn't give a shit about anything and he's just lowkey anxious AF. like, i reckon he’s the silent hot guy who stares intently at her while she’s working and she thinks he must think she's too full on or something and doesn't like her. she's been reading scared as not caring the whole time. and then the whole night is her going oh. oh no. i had him completely wrong. i think what i really love about august’s audios and his writing is just how much agency F has and how active she is. for a character that doesn’t say very much lol, she’s definitely not passive! and i think that really helps us as actual listeners to go through this experience and come out the other side of it actually empowered, somehow. like, i felt empowered after listening to this one. like, it felt like the fact that the freak and fucked up lines and the eager little puppy-ness of the listener character was called out and then… accepted… and like it was actually wanted. *blinks back tears* woah. wtf man. and the timing of the reassurance holy shit. "no, i'm into it." "think i care if it's embarrassing?" like he says it RIGHT when she'd start to feel stupid. not later. not after she's already gone quiet and tried to take it back. if you've ever been the person who's too much (too eager too loud too messy too whatever) you know that exact second. the second where you catch yourself and start shrinking it. he just doesn't let it happen. which is why so many of you are like "i didn't even think i liked puppy??" it's not the word (although the word is hot don’t get me wrong)!! it's that she reacts to it and he goes no i like it. the eager part gets wanted instead of managed. idk i found that really hard to listen to in a good way and "daddy's right here" "right here" "you're safe" "let daddy take care of you”. makes me want to just… idk cry and melt into a puddle at the same time. "you're not a fucking damsel" also. love that he won't let it be a rescue. he was protecting himself and he says so. and she still gets taken care of anyway. you can not need saving at all and still want someone to go let me take care of you. those aren't opposites. did not expect to learn that from an audio about a guy who can't make a burger right but ok

Steph

@mabel i think in literally every one of august's audios they're already in love, they just haven't said it yet. including this one. like if you go back to the audio, the part where he says: "who knew this is what it would take for you to be nice to me." and then "you don't... like me?" that's not a guy who's neutral about her. that's a guy who's wanted her to like him for ages and was sure she didn't. and she's been reading him as someone who can't stand her. two people who both think the other one isn't into them. the fight isn't what makes them want each other. it's what makes them stop hiding it. and then "i don't want to wait either." EITHER. they've both been waiting. so for me it's not one event making desire out of nothing. it's one event giving them an excuse to finally stop pretending. which is kind of the most in love thing there is dontcha think??! did i change your mind?? lmao

carolyn

August activated me shiiii😆🤪

Mabel

Alriiiiight fine I'll listen to it again and keep an ear out for subtle hints of yearning 😂🫶

Steph

yeah just imagine they're both terrified and avoidant and then you'll hear it

Pearl

puppy😵‍💫🫨

christina

the sheer amount of good girl in this got me all 😵‍💫🫠 this might be the most ggs we've had in an audio?? if not, pls feel free to point me to another for research purposes only ofc 😝 and not to mention the puppy!!! and daddy!!!! pls have mercy on us!

Mabel

I love terrified avoidant sex

Trillian

Here's to a good night's sleep without pain.. and maybe a few hot dreams 🥂

vvvin

HAPPYYY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE 🧚‍♀️🌙💕🤩

Mabel

I can't be the only one who wants to know why he bruises easily...

Steph

as someone who bruises easily, i would also like to know why i bruise easy

Mabel

Not to get medical on your ass, but have you been checked for Ehlers Danlos or hypermobility?

Steph

oh im definitely hypermobile. not quite ED tho. that and the general inattention to the things i run into, causes unexplained bruising.

Mabel

Alas. Another one with the curse. Is anyone just regular mobile? 😂

ski

puppy and daddy 🥹

D

I wanna know if you are the only one that can say puppy, and it has that kind of effect... or if it works with someone else. Has this been an existing kink the whole time??? Gonna listen again to quadruple check the last 3x were not a fluke.

Mika

Im CRYING 😭😂

rua

I’M BACK AND I HAVE NOTES 😌 - this audio’s M is like if Criminal M and Big and Tall M had a brother who is a perfect mix of both fuckkk wow my actual dream come true - “you want hickies on your tits?” i actually got flashbacks bruh #inevercared august officially one-upping my ex in real time - i love love loooove that u spitting on it before u eat has become a trademark for all ur audios #Nooticing AND IT WAS LOUD ASF AND THEN HE GOES AHEAD AND PUSHES IT IN FUCKKKKKK I NEVER FUCKING CARED BRUHHHHH - “show me want you want” ok👍🏼 - THE TRUCKLOAD OF “GOOD GIRL” AND “DADDY” WE GOT the spirit of DT#50 is right here in this audio - my favourite thing about august’s mannerisms is when he ends each question with “huh?” holy buzzfest - the way M’s moans drag in this audio are sooo perfect - “what is wrong with you?” ok👍🏼 - AGAIN WITH THE MOANS DRAGGING WOW EVERYBODY IS SO CREATIVE - “say my name when you cum” ok👍🏼 - THAT ONE PERSON IN THE REPLIES UNDER RECENT POSTS WHO WAS BEGGING FOR SQUIRTING WE FINALLY GOT IT😭😭😭😭💗 - “daddy’s right here” wowowowowow - 22:20-23:30 this insane transition from sounding needy asf and then slowly cranking it up THEN BOOM “PUPPY” FEST OK👍🏼 I HAVE TO STOP CUS I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO CONTRIBUTE BUT WOW it’s actually insane that after 5 years of creating audios the quality has done nothing but skyrocket. taking the time to listen to your previous works was actually such a power move! the ways you’ve approached tropes are never truly the same. regardless of how many times you’ve done rough mdom or msub, every single one introduces a new perspective to the category. in saying that, it’s actually kinda difficult to really put any characters you’ve done under a definitive trope and it’s so fucking cool. tysm again💗💗 i hope you’re doing well🙇🏻‍♀️

Trillian

My "head cannon": this is the half boyfriend from Bake A Cake audio. When Listener in Bake A Cake told Speaker he was The Best She'd Had for 2.5 boyfriends, this Bad Chef Speaker was the half boyfriend, the one she coached to greatness.

Naya

August you should say dick more instead of cock idk it’s just 😏

Milkshake Madness

I was initially apart of Quinn and when August got there, I realized I needed to come on over here because this is clearly where the magic happens, so yea I get it

Trillian

Furthermore, Nina is the Listener from the Gentle Giant audio. She likes big brute looking guys but prefers them non-toxic. That's why the bully in this audio is her ex. 😉

honeyreese

I’ve been playing the new Fire Emblem game a lot recently and there’s apparently a character in it called The Great August. congrats on your cameo

honeyreese

can i pleeeeease get a waffle

sonnyangel

being assertive and telling me to get on the couch 🚬

honeyreese

angry (read: horny) is too relatable 💔

g q

Already replayed the puppy parts 1253682273782827 times 🫡

kylie

“let daddy take care of you” and “puppy” in the same sentence august you’re evil

spookwafel 🥧

I hate to glaze but I genuinely have not been able to stop thinking about the puppies and then I'm like maybe if I listen to it it'll stop looping in my head but no then I just zone out listening to the puppies and it's starting to be distressing I have so much work to do!!! stop possessing me!!!

nugs

the way I immediately started nodding at puppy…. Pavlovian almost

Daphne 🦇

“sloppy hole” Cannot believe I like that so much. Only in an August audio though lol. You have such a skill for saying the absolute filthiest shit but in a way that never feels misogynistic or mean.

Daphne 🦇

A song for every AITW scripted audio. Playlist: https://tinyurl.com/audiosonglist Explanation: https://tinyurl.com/songexplainer “Animal” by Neon Trees This was a surprisingly hard audio to pick a song for because it’s a lot deeper than it initially seems (at least to me). I went with this 2000s classic because it’s all about giving in to those animalistic urges we have, much like M and F did by using sex to deal with their adrenaline and emotions from the fight. “I feel the chemicals kickin' in / It's getting heavy and I wanna run and hide” M acknowledged he was still upset but that he would be fine and he would just go sleep it off alone. “So take it easy on me / I'm afraid you're never satisfied” F being the initiator and M’s comments about what is wrong with her that this is what turned her on. “Hush, hush, we both can't fight it / It's us that made this mess” Their current activated state being the result of them teaming up against the guy at work. “Take a bite of my heart tonight” M giving into the idea with F and going for it. Also the song is just a fun, fast paced song that matches the intensity of the audio (and the bridge slows down, like the audio does in the second half). --Honorable Mentions-- “When Did You Get Hot” by Sabrina Carpenter “Trouble” by Cage the Elephant “Punkrocker (feat. Iggy Pop)” by Teddybears, Iggy Pop “The Luck You Got” by The High Strung

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

okay, thank god someone else brought up this line. @august, pls bring it back in a future audio. 🙇🏻‍♀️

S

Thank you for warning me about the jumpscare

S

is that bad? 😭

Bex

Do Patreon have one of those ‘most replayed’ little pop ups? Cause 👀👀 I fear I live here now.

Mabel

Is which bad hun? Hypermobility?

Bex

I literally throbbed and stared at the ceiling like 😐 then ran it back like 3 times.

Amy

And he’s done it again! A new August audio, a new favourite. Genuinely don’t think there’s a single one I haven’t loved. I’m a sucker for soft tender moments after rough. Chefs kiss, 5 stars as always 🫶🏼

spookwafel 🥧

I think he's mentioned there isn't (thank goodness) but we all know what it would be

ski

the title is cracking me up i can’t lie

Alexandra

“I hate working and I suck at it” I’m absolutely cackling, I love this fuck up so much already

Meghan Gerhart

Thank you for your Reddit name. I don’t go on there much but I might DM at some point. We definitely have stuff in common. Also, your description of what migraines do to you is one of the best, most accurate ones I’ve come across. You’ve really got a way with words. I hope you know that. And yeah, I’m really glad I’ve got the audios to listen to, too. ☺️ p.s. If you don’t write, I feel like you should. You’ve made me laugh out loud at least twice and you just seem to be really good at it. Just my opinion, for whatever that’s worth. ☺️

fitzsy 🐞

"When Did You Get Hot" made me giggle ngl. 🤭 That's such a good honorable mention for this speaker.

Mabel

Hahah thank you so much. Actually I am a writer, so I'm really flattered for you to say that. I've worked as a games journalist in the past, written for a Japanese Otome game company and currently I'm working on 3 novels and about 24 audio scripts (too many 😭😭😭)

kylie

need a full feral puppy audio

fitzsy 🐞

@kylie The second part of this audio already almost killed me; a FULL audio would take me tf out. 🫪😭 But yes, I'm sooo on board with you. I would like to bite and whine and hump and get tummy rubs and head scratches... 🥺👉👈

B N

13:24 I feel like THAT has been the spitting FX I’ve been waiting for my entire life 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Steph

@mabel i think you are my spirit animal lmao

Daphne 🦇

I really thought about going with that one but I picked "Juno" for Arranging for a Stranger to Get You Pregnant and Im trying to be better about repeating artists less lol

bubbl3gum🫧

My Capricorn 🌙 won’t allow me to enjoy “sloppy,” but I know what you mean. I literally need to be hosed down over being called a fucked-up freak! 😩

Daphne 🦇

Yesss. The repeated “What is wrong with you…what is wrong with you?” 🫠

SV

Really fun one with the switch to intimacy at the end. Something I you often do, but this one was especially sweet and intense. The switch in this one kind of reminded me of the “hiring a stranger to get you pregnant” audio, which is a favorite for a reason. Also, would love a soft audio focused on “puppy.” Thanks August.

Kristin

am i ovulating or is this the best audio he’s ever done???

Ina 🖤

PUPPY PLAY AUDIO PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS

Ghoulia

God DAMNIT I may as well just bookmark this. 😤

Mabel

I snorted

Mabel

I know, like when he posts a new audio the first thing I do is go to the comments section for like an hour before even listening to it 😂

Mabel

I wanted to pick D for the comedy but it has to be B, what do you mean you don't know how to wash a blanket? No wonder he's the worst cook. He's nothing but a golden voiced failson 😭

Bel

LINE COOK DICK FINALLY!!!!!!

Bel

My bad I’m just passionate about this subject

Mabel

Wuxia level skills.

dontfollowmeever

PUPPY, god good, you just never stop surprising me into learning new shit I like

Pelty

Yes yes yes agree agree agree

Jules

You are the best at what you do. You have also created such a beautiful community. I am new here but it’s not lost on me at all

☆

💳💳💳

Mabel

For reals just gotta add in "drug dealer" and I'm there with you. We all get one teenage "practice" relationship 🥹

kylie

this audio opened my eyes to something I didn’t know I was so into and now I’ve started a nsfw twitter account and have doms in my dms sending me voice notes telling me I’m a good puppy…. #WINNING

GinGin

OMFGGG IM CRYING 😭

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

Truly can’t even blame them. I can’t stop thinking about this loser. 😭

fitzsy 🐞

@kylie The fact that you *just* made the account and you got all these doms around your little finger, that's some hot girl/guy/enby shit. 🤭💅 So happy for you!!! Best follow-up reply ever.

D

Genius

Jaclyn

100%- I went from Quinn to here and ended up cancelling Q. I find most erotic audios super cringy and Augusts are the only ones I can listen to all the way through- I think because he keeps the plot even in the sexy parts? But most others drop conversation at that point . All that to say, agreed that August is the GOAT

h

I know nobody signed up to hear about my sex life but I’m getting up the courage to ask my partner to say puppy or maybe I’ll shut the fuck up and listen to this x10 times

✮𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔬𝔡𝔬𝔯𝔢✮

PUPPY TRUTHERS RISE!!!! 🎉🎉🎉 this gives me hope that one day we may be blessed with a full puppy play audio 🙏🧎‍➡️ i'm also ECSTATIC about the amount of "daddy" we got. especially "YOUR daddy". are you KIDDING??? LOCK HIM UP!!! 😩💦❤️‍🔥 i feel like, in previous audios, "daddy" is used either sparingly or not as intimately as it's used here and i ADORE how sensual and intimate it feels in this one. it's not like F calls M "daddy" once or twice and then we move on. no. THAT'S DADA. 😛 oh my god. jesus. i'm gonna have to listen to this everyday now. i cannot get over "puppy". AAAAA. also, the mention of the gummy 👀 still petitioning for a gardening audio. split that gummy with us and bless us with an intox audio PLEASE 🙏😩❤️‍🔥

Mabel

Yeah, I'm also really picky. Almost nothing floats my boat 😂

Mabel

Do it! Ask them! Live the puppy life of your dreams!

Mabel

Well his shit just got rocked in fiction by your new terrible chef situationship.

mimi 🌻

No that character is unnamed, j*red is the boss 🥀

quakiez

@ around 25:53 that lil pathetic chuckle moan got to me

tulip

it’s like hearing an ex… oop!

Jade Violet

now... i ain't ever been one for puppy but "daddy's puppy" ? you can go to hell.

Joey

Man, can I just say how nice it is how detailed you are with your descriptions and content warnings always? Not saying that cause I personally ever need them cause I don't really, but it's just really nice to see a someone who actually takes the shit they do completely seriously, doing things the proper way, without "oh whatever, I'm just some guy"-ing it. It's nice to see people who understand the responsibility they have and are simply just good at their job.

JammyJam

He called us puppy AND he whimpered?! No one can stop me from howling into the full moon!!!

Liv

There are many fans of “puppy”, but I encountered someone using “kitten” recently and I just about had a stroke. So if that’s a thing you wanna include in future audios… 👀👀👀

Beth

“puppy” “d-ddy” ok just pull out all my favorite words i guess 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Jonelle

😮😮😮 OMG FINALLY LISTENED IN FULL 😳😳😳 gah, it was so good and the blanket thing 🫪🫪🫪 THE BLANKET THING - THAT WAS SO HOT YET TENDER WHEW I FEEL SEEN!!! Sensational 🤌

Jonelle

Also the praise - ripperoni 🫠🥵🫠🥵

Juna

How is he always cooking?? Reminder: two threesome audios, then a whole ass soap opera with play dialogue snippets, and now this!! Are you good bro? I thought patreon 2.0 was so you could take it easy a lil 🥴🫠

Mabel

Oh shit, I owe Jared an apology.

Amy 🌙

🪦 rip me I guess

daisyshockblues

I had this exact fantasy about the cooks at every restaurant Ive ever worked at. Fuuuuck.

Amy 🌙

The hottest thing about this audio is "was that too hard?" closely followed by "what? what is it?" and "I'm into that"

kylie

you guys I cannot fucking make this up. Like two days after the twitter thing I matched with a guy on tinder and he turned out to be a puppy boy and I talked him through it over text. And he sent me voice messages and a video. I have no clue what shift happened in the world this week but this is the most action I’ve gotten in four years

JnnyC

“Puppy” bested my Lexapro. Thank you! Like…really REALLY!❤️

Tilapia

I AM ON THE FLOOR. PLEASEEEE 🤣🤣🤣

AlwaysInFocus 📷 ⋆✡︎⋆♏︎⋆♐︎⋆♒︎

"two very specific people at very specific times in their lives" is so exactly IT!!! @Gabriella, you're a genius! This element (that I never could have named!) is why this audio (which actually played like a movie!) not only hit the spot (pun intended, ofc) for hot af erotica, it *also* tapped something (yup, intended) at soul depth; something frequently locked up, hidden away and rarely revealed, much less invited. And August, in his devilishly, (pos) brilliant way, had MC/Speaker provide L the safety to go there AND permission / reassurance to let go, be freaky, and enjoy it! 😈🥵🫠

Afair77

lol, August “I think I will do something fun and light” Audio starts with a fist fight 😂 A different direction? You veered completely left, and I am so here for it! I have to admit that I have this unhinged requirement of men I date that they have been in a least one fist fight, and they are great drivers. Now, I have been in a fist fight ( very unpleasant) but I am a TERRIBLE driver, so not sure where I get that audacity. I do think it is something about protection that is still programmed in our ancient genes, that have not caught up yet. I could of course go down the lane of the only thing we need protection from is men. But this one vibes for me. Thank you, thank you August for the squirt, and of course it was near perfection, the sound of the thrusts right after would be sloppier for a bit. Also, the couch squeaks were out of sync with there movements and it drove me mad. I had to listen to it 20 times to block them out. I not really complaining about that. I qualify this by saying the sun rises and sets with Agustin for me, and I have no fucking clue how to do anything related to audio, 😂 I will take all criticism from the group ( “taking it” is my favorite thing 😈). Also, why the fuck is it that IRL, when I hear Daddy, I say “ no thanks, sir is good”, if a guy said “puppy”, I would say “uh uh “but in Augustverse it’s hot as fuck. Unfortunately, I do believe I am ruined now. A guy opens his mouth and I think “eww, you don’t sound like August), a guy says Good Girl, and I think “you are not saying it right” ( sorry August, I know you do not like commentary on your pronunciation, but for real it just drives me wild) I am fairly sure no one will read this whole damn thing, mostly I just want to say “thank you August, I fucking loved this one”

sylvie

I never thought I'd be into the word "puppy" until the first time you said it 😳🔥

Amy 🌙

This guy is really just out here ✨ honing his craft ✨

fitzsy 🐞

@kylie Every time you update us, I scream and giggle at the notification. This is TEAAAAAAA!! 🍵😏 Looks like the puppy (boy) distribution system is doing its thing. 🐶🙌 So happy for you!

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2026-09-30 16:00 🎵Now Playing - Islands of Men by Geese 🎶 I often think to myself that listening to these audios induces sexual panic attacks. This was the first time the full dimension of that metaphor was achieved. I was emotionally flooded with so much! I was frantically naming five things I could see, four things I could hear, three things I could smell to come down from the heights of whatever-the-fuck happened during listen #1. I animorphed into Cujo then was transformed into the silly little dog with the propeller hat by audio’s end. You present two instances of boundary transgression with radically different outcomes. In the first, the transgression (disgruntled ex-bf disregarding everyone’s wishes he not be there) ends in violence to make distinct once more the boundaries between Nina’s ex and the restaurant staff. In the second, the transgression (coworkers to lovers) leads to a merger, the creation of a shared co-regulatory bubble. L tries to handle the first situation before Speaker steps in to escalate their warning. It seems Nina’s ex is a stand-in for a couple people. Speaker takes the opportunity, though clearly terrified, to stand up for himself against their critical boss who hates him and perhaps is also a terror (head chefs being famously tempermental), an unspecified volatile male figure from memory, and the real life embodiment of entitlement and aggression before him. I really appreciated how you modulated the threat of Nina’s ex. The situation is serious enough that violence felt like a rational choice while not being so severe I became preoccupied with the characters’ safety. He is also activating enough that I could imagine these two people reacting in this way to him, considering their histories with aggressive angry men. Those histories mean this moment, while scary and upsetting at the time, is imbued with the thrill of achieving a different outcome where you unequivocally stand up to and triumph over the Bully™. Furthermore, you get to experience this triumph together with another person who has been terrorized. Their blood’s pumping, their hearts are racing. This does in fact mean something (paraphrasing the Brute). L’s attraction to Speaker is so vivid to me, I can grasp it totally. He exhibits self-loathing to such a degree that another person might heed the signal to vacate the premises, do NOT engage. For this L though, that self-loathing seems enticing or at the very least workable. I can see their fantasies of saving him from himself and using their nervous system to keep him soothed for their own emotional safety. Perhaps they can use their trauma powers for good and be *so* attuned to him, become *such* a good second nervous system, it fixes both of them! These fantasies are just that as Speaker does seem to desire autonomy, the ability to solve his own problems, and to take initiative. In the gendered ways people navigate men, L seems to be taking the fawn route, but genuinely? Yes they may be dreaming of fixing him, but they did also watch this hot man stand up to a bully with so much force said bully crumpled to the floor. That’s hot! They’re fawning over him not because they’re worried about his volatility but because they are impressed with his initiative and investment in women’s safety. L is full of adrenaline that must go somewhere. All over Speaker’s couch is a perfectly reasonable place to start. The second instance of boundary transgression beginning with L’s kissing his bruised knuckles is sooooooooo sharp. It sets the tone perfectly, that they are endeavoring to have rough sex as a method of co-regulation (and starting from a sorta toxic place). Going crazy in doggy, Speaker will help L experience the catharsis of having the violence their body anticipated and prepared for with adrenaline, but conveyed through something sexually gratifying. Well, more than gratifying, bone-liquifying. Before we get to that paradise, we must get some toxicity out of the way. The first “Daddy” is actually kinda crazy! Once again, your version of toxic comes from how characters perceive themselves and that perception limiting their options for behavior rather than from their treatment of others. That first utterance of the D-word feels downstream from a willingness to put themself in situations where they could get very hurt. It dances on the chef knife’s edge between being precisely the sort of leap that traumatized people can take in order to learn new ways of being and an enactment where you let someone in to confirm that the injury you know hurts does in fact still hurt very very much actually. This genuinely felt scary, the mirror image of Speaker stepping up to Nina’s ex-bf, where the consequences of this risk could be severe! Speaker even names this, “calling our loser coworker Daddy just because I fought someone for you?” + “what’s wrong with you, what is wrong with you?”. But then, because he’s a little sweetipie, can recognize this sort of toxic risk taking, and is so turned on he probably can’t see straight, he follows up this invective with sweetness and the affirmation that this is a co-regulation exercise. “That’s my good slut” as a reminder to unclench because the threat has passed. Importantly, he reaffirms that he’s also trying to get it all out of them using manhandling and the power of doggy. They do not need to fawn or be a superstructure for him, but join him as a comrade building and holding up the structure together. “Do it for me then” ugh. UGH! To briefly get into the genius of the squirting... It’s a neat analogue for L’s earlier panic and fear, stifled at the restaurant, but now bursting out of them. They finally get it all out through their experience of someone providing the relief of their expectation of violence via rough sex, but coupled with tenderness and warmth. The squirt is also almost absolution for him, washing away the “sin” of violent self-defense and confirming that his aggression can produce distance sure but just as much pleasure and connection. It was clear he was worried about being “in trouble” or perceived differently for his violent reaction and that he clearly doesn’t want to be perceived as similar in any way to Nina’s ex! If before he was clearly trying to inhabit the ill-fitting role of Tough Guy, here he is trying (and succeeding) to inhabit the role of “Daddy”. He really really really wants to be this version of Man instead. A man who can shove your face into the couch face down ass up one minute and speak SO gently and with SO much care, you will forget why you were ever scared in the first place. So much so that once he learns L like the words “Daddy” and “puppy”, he will not shut up about it. This role fits him much better. I also looooove that he finally cums when he gets the communication-based resolution he was hoping for. “You’re safe I’m right here” + “thank you. It was perfect”, once everyone felt safe and secure, he could finally unload. That rocks, he’s so cute 🥺 Watermelon radish slices that fell on the floor when Speaker did rage art on Nina’s ex: 🫂 The ACU restaurants always have the sexiest music playing in the main dining area omfg 🫂 “Fucking cops 🙄…” hell yeah, brother. And absolutely would be the case that the victim of violence would potentially be liable for punishment, that the state’s introduction in this situation would produce more violence not less. Thank god for the video!!! 🫂 “A regular kiss” I’m doing cartwheels, cannot get enough of Speakers asking to be smooched 💋 🫂 The moment before it goes in is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO freak nasty I have gone completely insane. So totalizing, completely drowning in the Daddy vibe of this moment. His precum being part of the wetness they’re using to get ready for him, the co-regulation metaphor exploded here. 🫂 “is this sloppy fucking hole gonna get it all out of me?” 🔫🔫🤭🔫🔫😭🔫🔫🙂‍↕️🔫🔫 🫂 Minute 22 was torture. I would go back and listen to it again to detail why it’s so horrible, but I think it’s when he started going crazy town Daddy mode soft voice. I cannot deal. Speaking of which… 🫂 Those first three puppies…………….. Boneless. I have become the most useless, timid, flexible, docile, ineffective………. I am wet newspaper. I am cotton candy. And that I’m being praised for that?! For being spineless and inviting!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I wish I could properly and accurately describe just how stupid I became and will become during each relisten. It’s embarrassing and unfair tbh. So excited for Puppypocalypse this autumn 🐶 🫂 Three specific moments that made me say “I have to die” aloud because I was so profoundly aroused: 1) “Fill up my good girl’s pussy like that” 2) “Daddy’s good slut, Daddy’s good puppy” (this specifically is so so awful, how could you do this? WHY would you do this? I never even dreamed of hearing Daddy and puppy so close together, I just said I have to die AGAIN). 3) “You need it, you need Daddy’s cum?” (lobotomy. this is what it feels like to be lobotomized probably). 🫂 I didn’t hear the “puppy” while he feels L cum around him + he starts to cum, and I wish I had never heard it. I think I could have lived a long and productive life, but now I’m trapped there ☹️. Also Speaker describing L orgasm while in the middle of his own was like….. We were once again in shared sensation land, I lost my mind. 🫂 I rewatched Raging Bull last week (Blank Check’s doing) and was really struck this viewing by the terrible paranoia, one of the many problems of masculinity (and maybe gender more generally), of aggressive and insecure men and how it becomes everyone else’s problem. Speaker also experiences that paranoia ("do you pity me or something?"), but doesn’t make it anyone’s problem but his own (to our knowledge). “It's nice to play with some slightly more dramatic subject matter and situations sometimes!” Hear hear! It’s been an absolute joy watching you play more in this sandbox where the characters feel not just grounded, but viscerally human. Your audios have always thrummed with life and vitality, and these newer works featuring characters with more apparent flaws have just highlighted that remarkable skill further. This was really really really good and interesting and hot and featured Daddy and puppy so prominently, I think I have real life brain damage 🙂. Thank you, Chef August, for cooking up another complex and delicious dish! 💗
2026-09-29 00:57 🎵Now Playing - Islands of Men by Geese 🎶 I often think to myself that listening to these audios induces sexual panic attacks. This was the first time the full dimension of that metaphor was achieved. I was emotionally flooded with so much! I was frantically naming five things I could see, four things I could hear, three things I could smell to come down from the heights of whatever-the-fuck happened during listen #1. I animorphed into Cujo then was transformed into the silly little dog with the propeller hat by audio’s end. You present two instances of boundary transgression with radically different outcomes. In the first, the transgression (disgruntled ex-bf disregarding everyone’s wishes he not be there) ends in violence to make distinct once more the boundaries between Nina’s ex and the restaurant staff. In the second, the transgression (coworkers to lovers) leads to a merger, the creation of a shared co-regulatory bubble. L tries to handle the first situation before Speaker steps in to escalate their warning. It seems Nina’s ex is a stand-in for a couple people. Speaker takes the opportunity, though clearly terrified, to stand up for himself against their critical boss who hates him and perhaps is also a terror (head chefs being famously tempermental), an unspecified volatile male figure from memory, and the real life embodiment of entitlement and aggression before him. I really appreciated how you modulated the threat of Nina’s ex. The situation is serious enough that violence felt like a rational choice while not being so severe I became preoccupied with the characters’ safety. He is also activating enough that I could imagine these two people reacting in this way to him, considering their histories with aggressive angry men. Those histories mean this moment, while scary and upsetting at the time, is imbued with the thrill of achieving a different outcome where you unequivocally stand up to and triumph over the Bully™. Furthermore, you get to experience this triumph together with another person who has been terrorized. Their blood’s pumping, their hearts are racing. This does in fact mean something (paraphrasing the Brute). L’s attraction to Speaker is so vivid to me, I can grasp it totally. He exhibits self-loathing to such a degree that another person might heed the signal to vacate the premises, do NOT engage. For this L though, that self-loathing seems enticing or at the very least workable. I can see their fantasies of saving him from himself and using their nervous system to keep him soothed for their own emotional safety. Perhaps they can use their trauma powers for good and be *so* attuned to him, become *such* a good second nervous system, it fixes both of them! These fantasies are just that as Speaker does seem to desire autonomy, the ability to solve his own problems, and to take initiative. In the gendered ways people navigate men, L seems to be taking the fawn route, but genuinely? Yes they may be dreaming of fixing him, but they did also watch this hot man stand up to a bully with so much force said bully crumpled to the floor. That’s hot! They’re fawning over him not because they’re worried about his volatility but because they are impressed with his initiative and investment in women’s safety. L is full of adrenaline that must go somewhere. All over Speaker’s couch is a perfectly reasonable place to start. The second instance of boundary transgression beginning with L’s kissing his bruised knuckles is sooooooooo sharp. It sets the tone perfectly, that they are endeavoring to have rough sex as a method of co-regulation (and starting from a sorta toxic place). Going crazy in doggy, Speaker will help L experience the catharsis of having the violence their body anticipated and prepared for with adrenaline, but conveyed through something sexually gratifying. Well, more than gratifying, bone-liquifying. Before we get to that paradise, we must get some toxicity out of the way. The first “Daddy” is actually kinda crazy! Once again, your version of toxic comes from how characters perceive themselves and that perception limiting their options for behavior rather than from their treatment of others. That first utterance of the D-word feels downstream from a willingness to put themself in situations where they could get very hurt. It dances on the chef knife’s edge between being precisely the sort of leap that traumatized people can take in order to learn new ways of being and an enactment where you let someone in to confirm that the injury you know hurts does in fact still hurt very very much actually. This genuinely felt scary, the mirror image of Speaker stepping up to Nina’s ex-bf, where the consequences of this risk could be severe! Speaker even names this, “calling our loser coworker Daddy just because I fought someone for you?” + “what’s wrong with you, what is wrong with you?”. But then, because he’s a little sweetipie, can recognize this sort of toxic risk taking, and is so turned on he probably can’t see straight, he follows up this invective with sweetness and the affirmation that this is a co-regulation exercise. “That’s my good slut” as a reminder to unclench because the threat has passed. Importantly, he reaffirms that he’s also trying to get it all out of them using manhandling and the power of doggy. They do not need to fawn or be a superstructure for him, but join him as a comrade building and holding up the structure together. “Do it for me then” ugh. UGH! To briefly get into the genius of the squirting... It’s a neat analogue for L’s earlier panic and fear, stifled at the restaurant, but now bursting out of them. They finally get it all out through their experience of someone providing the relief of their expectation of violence via rough sex, but coupled with tenderness and warmth. He welcomes the opportunity to clean up their emotional mess, both literal and metaphorical. (Side note: also, smartly on your part, he’s too eager for them to blend together. Spend the night already? Accepting this much responsibility for their emotional ecosystem this quickly??? Very sweet but also 🚨🚨🚨) The squirt is also almost absolution for him, washing away the “sin” of violent self-defense and confirming that his aggression can produce distance sure but just as much pleasure and connection. It was clear he was worried about being “in trouble” or perceived differently for his violent reaction and that he clearly doesn’t want to be perceived as similar in any way to Nina’s ex! If before he was clearly trying to inhabit the ill-fitting role of Tough Guy, here he is trying (and succeeding) to inhabit the role of “Daddy”. He really really really wants to be this version of Man instead. A man who can shove your face into the couch face down ass up one minute and speak SO gently and with SO much care, you will forget why you were ever scared in the first place. So much so that once he learns L like the words “Daddy” and “puppy”, he will not shut up about it. This role fits him much better. I also looooove that he finally cums when he gets the communication-based resolution he was hoping for. “You’re safe I’m right here” + “thank you. It was perfect”, once everyone felt safe and secure, he could finally unload. That rocks, he’s so cute 🥺 Watermelon radish slices that fell on the floor when Speaker did rage art on Nina’s ex: 🫂 The ACU restaurants always have the sexiest music playing in the main dining area omfg 🫂 “Fucking cops 🙄…” hell yeah, brother. And absolutely would be the case that the victim of violence would potentially be liable for punishment, that the state’s introduction in this situation would produce more violence not less. Thank god for the video!!! 🫂 “A regular kiss” I’m doing cartwheels, cannot get enough of Speakers asking to be smooched 💋 🫂 The moment before it goes in is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO freak nasty I have gone completely insane. So totalizing, completely drowning in the Daddy vibe of this moment. His precum being part of the wetness they’re using to get ready for him, the co-regulation metaphor exploded here. 🫂 “is this sloppy fucking hole gonna get it all out of me?” 🔫🔫🤭🔫🔫😭🔫🔫🙂‍↕️🔫🔫 🫂 Minute 22 was torture. I would go back and listen to it again to detail why it’s so horrible, but I think it’s when he started going crazy town Daddy mode soft voice. I cannot deal. Speaking of which… 🫂 Those first three puppies…………….. Boneless. I have become the most useless, timid, flexible, docile, ineffective………. I am wet newspaper. I am cotton candy. And that I’m being praised for that?! For being spineless and inviting!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I wish I could properly and accurately describe just how stupid I became and will become during each relisten. It’s embarrassing and unfair tbh. So excited for Puppypocalypse this autumn 🐶 🫂 Three specific moments that made me say “I have to die” aloud because I was so profoundly aroused: 1) “Fill up my good girl’s pussy like that” 2) “Daddy’s good slut, Daddy’s good puppy” (this specifically is so so awful, how could you do this? WHY would you do this? I never even dreamed of hearing Daddy and puppy so close together, I just said I have to die AGAIN). 3) “You need it, you need Daddy’s cum?” (lobotomy. this is what it feels like to be lobotomized probably). 🫂 I didn’t hear the “puppy” while he feels L cum around him + he starts to cum, and I wish I had never heard it. I think I could have lived a long and productive life, but now I’m trapped there ☹️. Also Speaker describing L orgasm while in the middle of his own was like….. We were once again in shared sensation land, I lost my mind. 🫂 I rewatched Raging Bull last week (Blank Check’s doing) and was really struck this viewing by the terrible paranoia, one of the many problems of masculinity (and maybe gender more generally), of aggressive and insecure men and how it becomes everyone else’s problem. Speaker also experiences that paranoia ("do you pity me or something?"), but doesn’t make it anyone’s problem but his own (to our knowledge). “It's nice to play with some slightly more dramatic subject matter and situations sometimes!” Hear hear! It’s been an absolute joy watching you play more in this sandbox where the characters feel not just grounded, but viscerally human. Your audios have always thrummed with life and vitality, and these newer works featuring characters with more apparent flaws have just highlighted that remarkable skill further. This was really really really good and interesting and hot and featured Daddy and puppy so prominently, I think I have real life brain damage 🙂. Thank you, Chef August, for cooking up another complex and delicious dish! 💗

🎵Now Playing - Islands of Men by Geese 🎶 I often think to myself that listening to these audios induces sexual panic attacks. This was the first time the full dimension of that metaphor was achieved. I was emotionally flooded with so much! I was frantically naming five things I could see, four things I could hear, three things I could smell to come down from the heights of whatever-the-fuck happened during listen #1. I animorphed into Cujo then was transformed into the silly little dog with the propeller hat by audio’s end. You present two instances of boundary transgression with radically different outcomes. In the first, the transgression (disgruntled ex-bf disregarding everyone’s wishes he not be there) ends in violence to make distinct once more the boundaries between Nina’s ex and the restaurant staff. In the second, the transgression (coworkers to lovers) leads to a merger, the creation of a shared co-regulatory bubble. L tries to handle the first situation before Speaker steps in to escalate their warning. It seems Nina’s ex is a stand-in for a couple people. Speaker takes the opportunity, though clearly terrified, to stand up for himself against their critical boss who hates him and perhaps is also a terror (head chefs being famously tempermental), an unspecified volatile male figure from memory, and the real life embodiment of entitlement and aggression before him. I really appreciated how you modulated the threat of Nina’s ex. The situation is serious enough that violence felt like a rational choice while not being so severe I became preoccupied with the characters’ safety. He is also activating enough that I could imagine these two people reacting in this way to him, considering their histories with aggressive angry men. Those histories mean this moment, while scary and upsetting at the time, is imbued with the thrill of achieving a different outcome where you unequivocally stand up to and triumph over the Bully™. Furthermore, you get to experience this triumph together with another person who has been terrorized. Their blood’s pumping, their hearts are racing. This does in fact mean something (paraphrasing the Brute). L’s attraction to Speaker is so vivid to me, I can grasp it totally. He exhibits self-loathing to such a degree that another person might heed the signal to vacate the premises, do NOT engage. For this L though, that self-loathing seems enticing or at the very least workable. I can see their fantasies of saving him from himself and using their nervous system to keep him soothed for their own emotional safety. Perhaps they can use their trauma powers for good and be *so* attuned to him, become *such* a good second nervous system, it fixes both of them! These fantasies are just that as Speaker does seem to desire autonomy, the ability to solve his own problems, and to take initiative. In the gendered ways people navigate men, L seems to be taking the fawn route, but genuinely? Yes they may be dreaming of fixing him, but they did also watch this hot man stand up to a bully with so much force said bully crumpled to the floor. That’s hot! They’re fawning over him not because they’re worried about his volatility but because they are impressed with his initiative and investment in women’s safety. L is full of adrenaline that must go somewhere. All over Speaker’s couch is a perfectly reasonable place to start. The second instance of boundary transgression beginning with L’s kissing his bruised knuckles is sooooooooo sharp. It sets the tone perfectly, that they are endeavoring to have rough sex as a method of co-regulation (and starting from a sorta toxic place). Going crazy in doggy, Speaker will help L experience the catharsis of having the violence their body anticipated and prepared for with adrenaline, but conveyed through something sexually gratifying. Well, more than gratifying, bone-liquifying. Before we get to that paradise, we must get some toxicity out of the way. The first “Daddy” is actually kinda crazy! Once again, your version of toxic comes from how characters perceive themselves and that perception limiting their options for behavior rather than from their treatment of others. That first utterance of the D-word feels downstream from a willingness to put themself in situations where they could get very hurt. It dances on the chef knife’s edge between being precisely the sort of leap that traumatized people can take in order to learn new ways of being and an enactment where you let someone in to confirm that the injury you know hurts does in fact still hurt very very much actually. This genuinely felt scary, the mirror image of Speaker stepping up to Nina’s ex-bf, where the consequences of this risk could be severe! Speaker even names this, “calling our loser coworker Daddy just because I fought someone for you?” + “what’s wrong with you, what is wrong with you?”. But then, because he’s a little sweetipie, can recognize this sort of toxic risk taking, and is so turned on he probably can’t see straight, he follows up this invective with sweetness and the affirmation that this is a co-regulation exercise. “That’s my good slut” as a reminder to unclench because the threat has passed. Importantly, he reaffirms that he’s also trying to get it all out of them using manhandling and the power of doggy. They do not need to fawn or be a superstructure for him, but join him as a comrade building and holding up the structure together. “Do it for me then” ugh. UGH! To briefly get into the genius of the squirting... It’s a neat analogue for L’s earlier panic and fear, stifled at the restaurant, but now bursting out of them. They finally get it all out through their experience of someone providing the relief of their expectation of violence via rough sex, but coupled with tenderness and warmth. He welcomes the opportunity to clean up their emotional mess, both literal and metaphorical. (Side note: also, smartly on your part, he’s too eager for them to blend together. Spend the night already? Accepting this much responsibility for their emotional ecosystem this quickly??? Very sweet but also 🚨🚨🚨) The squirt is also almost absolution for him, washing away the “sin” of violent self-defense and confirming that his aggression can produce distance sure but just as much pleasure and connection. It was clear he was worried about being “in trouble” or perceived differently for his violent reaction and that he clearly doesn’t want to be perceived as similar in any way to Nina’s ex! If before he was clearly trying to inhabit the ill-fitting role of Tough Guy, here he is trying (and succeeding) to inhabit the role of “Daddy”. He really really really wants to be this version of Man instead. A man who can shove your face into the couch face down ass up one minute and speak SO gently and with SO much care, you will forget why you were ever scared in the first place. So much so that once he learns L like the words “Daddy” and “puppy”, he will not shut up about it. This role fits him much better. I also looooove that he finally cums when he gets the communication-based resolution he was hoping for. “You’re safe I’m right here” + “thank you. It was perfect”, once everyone felt safe and secure, he could finally unload. That rocks, he’s so cute 🥺 Watermelon radish slices that fell on the floor when Speaker did rage art on Nina’s ex: 🫂 The ACU restaurants always have the sexiest music playing in the main dining area omfg 🫂 “Fucking cops 🙄…” hell yeah, brother. And absolutely would be the case that the victim of violence would potentially be liable for punishment, that the state’s introduction in this situation would produce more violence not less. Thank god for the video!!! 🫂 “A regular kiss” I’m doing cartwheels, cannot get enough of Speakers asking to be smooched 💋 🫂 The moment before it goes in is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO freak nasty I have gone completely insane. So totalizing, completely drowning in the Daddy vibe of this moment. His precum being part of the wetness they’re using to get ready for him, the co-regulation metaphor exploded here. 🫂 “is this sloppy fucking hole gonna get it all out of me?” 🔫🔫🤭🔫🔫😭🔫🔫🙂‍↕️🔫🔫 🫂 Minute 22 was torture. I would go back and listen to it again to detail why it’s so horrible, but I think it’s when he started going crazy town Daddy mode soft voice. I cannot deal. Speaking of which… 🫂 Those first three puppies…………….. Boneless. I have become the most useless, timid, flexible, docile, ineffective………. I am wet newspaper. I am cotton candy. And that I’m being praised for that?! For being spineless and inviting!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I wish I could properly and accurately describe just how stupid I became and will become during each relisten. It’s embarrassing and unfair tbh. So excited for Puppypocalypse this autumn 🐶 🫂 Three specific moments that made me say “I have to die” aloud because I was so profoundly aroused: 1) “Fill up my good girl’s pussy like that” 2) “Daddy’s good slut, Daddy’s good puppy” (this specifically is so so awful, how could you do this? WHY would you do this? I never even dreamed of hearing Daddy and puppy so close together, I just said I have to die AGAIN). 3) “You need it, you need Daddy’s cum?” (lobotomy. this is what it feels like to be lobotomized probably). 🫂 I didn’t hear the “puppy” while he feels L cum around him + he starts to cum, and I wish I had never heard it. I think I could have lived a long and productive life, but now I’m trapped there ☹️. Also Speaker describing L orgasm while in the middle of his own was like….. We were once again in shared sensation land, I lost my mind. 🫂 I rewatched Raging Bull last week (Blank Check’s doing) and was really struck this viewing by the terrible paranoia, one of the many problems of masculinity (and maybe gender more generally), of aggressive and insecure men and how it becomes everyone else’s problem. Speaker also experiences that paranoia ("do you pity me or something?"), but doesn’t make it anyone’s problem but his own (to our knowledge). “It's nice to play with some slightly more dramatic subject matter and situations sometimes!” Hear hear! It’s been an absolute joy watching you play more in this sandbox where the characters feel not just grounded, but viscerally human. Your audios have always thrummed with life and vitality, and these newer works featuring characters with more apparent flaws have just highlighted that remarkable skill further. This was really really really good and interesting and hot and featured Daddy and puppy so prominently, I think I have real life brain damage 🙂. Thank you, Chef August, for cooking up another complex and delicious dish! 💗

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I am a huuuuuuuge fan of “sloppy little slut/hole/whore/etc” and feel so terrorized by that line, idk what to do with myself

adrian ⛓️

I asked for "puppy" stuff and August really said "Careful what you wish for 🤪" I don't even know how to begin writing this comment??? Like all I want to do is just say thank you, is that weird? Puppy kink stuff is just something I'm REALLY passionate about and you handled it SO WELL? How dare you??? Especially the part where M reassures F that he's into it?!?! My heart feels like it's going to run away from me and start a new life in the mountains away from civilization. It's just so good, thank you so so much for indulging us with this one. (and the new DT don't even get me started FACK) "Puppy" is like a sleeper agent phrase to me and I've NEVER been so thoroughly wrecked by your audios like this, which is saying a lot here because your audios always destroy me!!!

brattymir

August this is some of your best work

JustASquid

Logged in last night half drunk on my birthday to find this 💦 mention. This gift helped me celebrate in new ways

nina

accidentally immersion breaking bc the coworker character has my name so I cant project onto the listener f. just kidding this slayed as always 🫰

daisyshockblues

This is literally the fantasy of everyone who's ever worked food service. Hot mess line cook + server who has a car = oh my god 🔥

Mabel

Is Quinn any good? I sort of pictured it like GWA but you have to pay money but I don't really know anything about it.

tia

lane variant…..

Page Chase

Fellow kitten enjoyer here! There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Page Chase

I didn't do a scent pairing because I just know he smells like Old Spice deodorant and an unemptied grease trap.

Trillian

Happy birthday!

bubbl3gum🫧

@h: LOL Please. Overshare. You’re among friends. I hope you’re feeling courageous and/or that you get your x10 listens in!! 🫶

Daphne 🦇

my headcanon is this listener is the same as concert friend listener. because they both suck on speaker's tongue lol

Trillian

Hahaha! Good catch!

Gilliebean

SQUIRTING AND PUPPY??!! i am so 👹 rn

S

expecting rockstar august all last month and then being hit with this bad boy. woof. love a man who says good girl, acab, and puppy all in one night. He's practically a saint- he's a line cook who only takes half a gummy at bedtime, doesn’t want to pick a fight, and doesn’t try to get you to drink a beer when you’re supposed to drive. But what makes him a bad line cook is what makes him the least toxic version of indulging in that BOH fantasy. i feel you listener character, no one thinks i like them either. Why'd they even let us on the floor with these RBFs anyway? just because we love watching an asshole get laid out in one punch we're toxic? very nice classic audio and it's fun to have a speaker who doesn't necessarily have it figured out.

ykwhatitis

you did your big one

logjam

Okay this is an all-timer