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Your tutor wants you to focus on Henry VIII and his wives for your  English History midterm, but you keep getting distracted. So he comes up  with a new way to keep you on task. 

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Lambda Sitta

One of my favourite erotic audios of all time 😭😭😭

Healthy Nutter Butters

The build up and tension in this one is next level! And how it’s sort of instructional. Another fave!!

Eden

For my fellow haikyuu fans I just KNOW akaashi is built like this

Lizzy

Your strict, bored tone of voice prompting me for answers had me squirming. Gah, LOVE it 😮‍💨

geekinthepink

Favourite line: "Do you want me to put my finger inside you when you talk about Jane Seymour?" 🤣

Becca

How tf this only have 5 comments 👁️👃🏻👁️

Gabbagool

I’m gagged. Is history my favorite subject now?

Honey

Oh look at that, my history grade went up. Listening to some... thorough information... over and over, helped, I guess.

Nec

My own headcannon brought me back here lmao

rae

I forgot how much I enjoy this audio 😮‍💨 I love the mean/selfish stoic personality this character has 🤭

Kacie Elektra ✨

I had to come back to this because my daughter and I started binge watching “The Tudors” today and damn if I didn’t have flashbacks to the first time I heard this audio! I think I learned more about Henry and his wives just listening to you talk about them then I did in my actual history classes! 🫣😂 so I for sure had to give this one another listen!

MrsKeats

The tension I felt between being stroked and being told I can’t touch was so real. Dazed, baffled, KOed. Not sure I can explain what just happened except yes please.

Lambda Sitta

I used to watch that when I was younger! I need to rewatch it, honestly. I remember it being quite underrated

🦖

God I wish this was like my workday 😭 Instead I’m listening to this and staring at my code slack jawed.

Violet 💜

Yep this is so hot I love the tone of the M character 😮‍💨

Effie

Sitting here listening while I work on my PC and I keep catching myself staring off into space with a stupid grin on my face. The way this M speaks makes my brain do all the happy things.

Thelnie

I’m objecting to Tutor being in the soft collection. It’s a more quiet and calm audio but I think he’s the most commanding, instructive, annoyed, strict, disinterested sounding, tsundere of them all. He sounds like a character I don’t want to disappoint and I don’t get that feeling from the others. The tutor to spy pipeline is so real and Sarah is so right.

Thelnie

So underrated!

MsMagey

I'm not listening to smut. I'm ~studying~

Mimi

I always find myself coming back to this one 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ more nerdy “disinterested” characters please and thank youuuu ): <3

similanian

if I find out anyone doing this while I’m studying I’d be so pissed off and report them hahah

Elise

No I just found this one and I need a part 2 SO BAD oh my FUCK AUGUST!!!!!!

wiggie

I just won 3/3 for the Henry VIII question on “You Don’t Know Jack” game lfg

meionaise

Revisiting this one bc I desperately need a pt 2 despite how old it is 😣 part of my top 5 fav audios

Aquatic_Chimera

I have no life...I'm ashamed to know all the answers to the tutor's questions 😂

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

This is the one that made me subscribe, I just can't get enough of it. Were I sitting there, horny as hell, my attractive and disinterested tutor, saying things like, "knuckle down", "big unit", and "nail this", I would be chewing on the table. One of my absolute favorites!!!!!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Yes!! I've not won him over just yet, and I very much would like to! His knowing more than me in various subjects and my being desperate to learn. Chef's kiss!

Chocostrawberry

You all don’t want a part 2 to this??? Like we gotta pass the test I WANT THE CELEBRATION😩😩😩

mimi 🌻

Fineeee I'll perform all of Six rn

Gabby

The way my eyes flew open with the “sucks for her” 😂 “Keep your hand on the table okay? Don’t touch me.” do you want me to cry? Bc I will We need to hear how listener aces the test because 1)academic validation >> and 2) we need more of him. The whole “means to an end” attitude he has going on is hot as hell. Ain’t no way this is “soft”. I’d argue it’s a little degrading how he acts like he doesn’t care and she’s the only one feeling this. Give us a pt.2 or I’ll be outside your house with my pitchfork 🔱☺️

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

The way he casually tells the listener what he’s doing, or what’s happening to her, while flipping the pages and tutoring, my god…. “Sucks for her”, and “he died, finally” had me howling 😂😂 “Mmmm, yummy” OH MY AUGUST! His nonchalant, bored attitude is just…. Just….. I have no words.

Thelnie

I fear this character is my favorite personality 🥴

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Oh absolutely, same here, very thankful he can’t see individual user play counts on audios. And also a tone and discipline we rarely see. He’s special 🤴

KWoww

Same! I'm a history nerd and I was answering his questions in my head XD

Aquatic_Chimera

Lol I had to use my BA in Poli science. It's the only time I've ever used it 🤣🤣🤣

Buttercup

We probably would’ve found out in part 2 but not enough people voted in the poll for this one 😭😭

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

August sometimes does put out some audios that usually didn’t make the poll if he feels there is a good premise there so fingers crossed!

Lady SJ

We learned a lot today 😌 also I tried this method of studying and it doesn't work 😂

daniesdownfall

Me listening to this while studying 😃 bc why tf did it actually work I was locked in 🫡 🔒

aliyah

this was the first ever august audio i listened to (i search “studying” on r/GWA compulsively) and now its come back to save me as i pull my first all-nighter of the academic year. thank you, loser tutor speaker <3

Amy 🌙

24:48 made me drop my phone.

SR 🔷️🌹

Im listening to this after seeing SIX and this audio is everything

aliyah

listening to this whenever i’m procrastinating to pavlov-train my brain into associating it with productivity because this speaker would be sooo disappointed if i let late assignments pile up. thank you for your service to me (and my grades), august 🫡

Alice

I has to say that this young nerdy guy is my absolute favourite. There is something with supposed shy guy being the absolute opposite.

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

“Do you want me to put my finger inside you while you talk about Jane Seymour?” Sir!!!!!! This!!! Is!! Unacceptable 😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🫠🫠🫠🫠

Anna 🌺🦕

honestly I know this is an old comment but I’m scrolling through old ones and I agree, he’s pretending soooo hard not to care. Which in the first half is so🧎‍♀️‍➡️ but tbh in the second half I learned (for the nth time) that I personally am nottt passive enough lmao because he’s so bossy about it and I simply would have been like, I’ll suck it however I want to and if that’s not what you want, you’re free to get up and leave 😘 you’re not gonna pretend like you’re uninvested anymore you’re gonna ask 👏 me 👏 nicely 👏 but we are not in the switch collection so onward I march nonetheless 🫡 but good for them and for her grades! cannot relate, I liked history way too much 🤓

Anna 🌺🦕

But for the true old school history nerds, the ones who have been locked in since grade school (and I KNOW you guys are here 🤨) APUSH or AP Euro? Because AP euro was fr the best class I took in high school. Also in college I took a couple of classes that were like, historical context improv? It’s hard to describe but they were amazing. And I’ve simply never found another class more perfectly tailored to me. The classes are structured around a specific time period and conflict and you’re assigned characters within that (some real, some realistic but fictional) and you have to do research and then actually work out treaties and agreements and wars and whatever else with each other. It usually goes differently than the actual historical events, but in a plausible way. Even the second one I took, which was conducted on zoom (2020 lol). Everyone made it work and I! loved! it! If they made a club for adults that was that class, I’d be in it. Because I’m like… very very cool. I’m an extremely cool person what can I say 😎

rachel 🍓

🙋🏻‍♀️ Day one history kid reporting in! I have to go with APUSH > AP Euro, buuuut I’m biased bc 1. I took AP World instead of AP Euro, 2. one of my earliest history hyper-fixations was the American Revolution -> War of 1812 (like, wrote a report about it for *fun* for my 1st grade teacher 💀), 3. I had the coolest APUSH teacher and it was the easiest 5 of the APs I took! As soon as I saw the DBQ on my exam was about the Civil War, I knew that 5 was mine. Your college classes sound like an alternate history LARP haha I’m so jealous! I also took a few history courses during undergrad, but they were more traditionally structured with heavy focus on historiographical analysis. Still absolutely loved them though!!! 🫶🏼🤓

Anna 🌺🦕

omg i wanted to take AP world but my school didn’t start offering it until after i graduated 😭 I bet it absolutely slapped tho im jealous. first grade report for fun is iconic vibes im impressed !! my APUSH teacher was a character too! the most memorable thing tho was his obsession with George Washington. I shit u not he spent an entire hour of class telling us about how hot George Washington was??? which was not an opinion I’ve ever heard before or since. it was that ancient youtube song (Washington Washingtonnnn six foot twenty fucking killing for fun… iykyk) come to life. and then when we did ap review in the spring he went on the same spiel AGAIN. Unfortunately that’s the only thing about American history I remember clearly and it did not grant me a 5, but it’s a story nonetheless Also this might be up ur alley, in seventh grade me and my friends were in a civil war history class and we all had to do a project, so we made a dictionary of civil war slang (i loveee linguistics). my dad took me to the fedex store to get it wire bound and laminated and i still have it somewhere lol

rachel 🍓

Not your APUSH teacher lecturing about George Washington being hot oh my god??? 😭💀 are the false teeth and slave-owning parts just irrelevant??? I DO know about that GW song (haven’t thought about that in probably a DECADE damn what a deep cut memory you resurrected for me there!). My APUSH teacher was so surprising in that, at first glance you’d assume he was one of those HS teachers who was primarily hired to coach a sport (he was a varsity basketball coach for the school) and can kinda teach a subject bc he has to. But NO this man was a bonafide American History Geek underneath his jock coach exterior and a genuinely fantastic educator! I hope he’s thriving! Omg civil war slang dictionary is an incredible project, exactly the kinda shit I would’ve gotten into in 7th grade. It’s clear you and your friends were the cool kids in that class!!!

ArtfullyAngelic

https://imgur.com/a/5xFp0oH I’ve had this done for a bit, but was too nervous to post it at first. Annnnnd here we are. To anyone reading this, I hope you have amazing days and sweet nights ❤️

moira 🎃👻

AHHHHHH, I CANT BELIEVE I SAW THIS A DAY AFTER YOU POSTED

AugustInTheWinter

WOW these are so awesome, I love all the pieces so much!!!! They capture the vibe of the audios so well with the colors and poses, it's such a cool little snapshot of each one in your own style. I'm so grateful you chose to put your talents towards this, I really appreciate it and it means a lot!

ArtfullyAngelic

You hear that, ladies? I got the green light to proceed with my shenanigans 👹 In all seriousness, Thank you for inspiring me to actually bring myself back into the art world again. Honestly wouldn’t have been possible without your own creativity and your drive to constantly provide us with absolute banger (no pun intended) content. I have some more up my sleeve, so I’m glad I haven’t been too annoying ☺️

aliyah

getting over my anxiety around criticism by listening to him scold me for being distracted & going on my phone

Lilith 🧁

mentally i’m still here

claire

gabriella, making my way through all of these audios and coming across your comments is like a little treat, u have me FULLY snort laughing over here ur fkn killing me

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Yay 😁! It’s hard to stop myself from yapping about things I love (the Tutor)

hexa

Revisiting this ol’ chestnut.

Anna 🌺🦕

friends a devastating (/pos) new development has occurred in which ive matched with a guy from that 2020 history class on hinge. we were in a group together and i always thought he was cute but did not say that to him. he has not messaged me. i am too scared to message him. one of u needs to make me do it. idc who, if ur reading this tell me to do it. thx @rachel frrr and it was such a thing with him that it was like a school wide meme, everyone who took apush knew about sexy george washington. slay re your APUSH class too, those ones are always the best. I had a linguistics prof in college where I on the first day was like hmmmm this guy is either a libertarian asshole or he’s cool and woke asf. thankfully he was the second and the class was great lol

wfdqj

Really miss this youthful early-20s voice🥺🥺

Agatha Li

Not sure where to talk about this, but I fell asleep listening to audios 🎧👂🏼in the soft collection 🐑🍦 (they are my go-to when I wanna play audio vs. sleep battle royale: “will my sleepiness and the soothingness of August’s voice be such that they will quickly take over and reign supreme 🥱 over the increasingly titillating audio as the story progresses?”🤺🤺) I guess I didn’t set a sleep timer 😴, so it cycled all the way down to the tutor audio 📚🤓, and then the audio interacted with the exact part of my sleep cycle to INCEPT me 🛌😪💭with a bona fide tutor dream 🤩!!! Except the scenario became a sexy tutoring class🧑🏻‍🏫, and the tutor would make his rounds to all student and test them on their knowledge of Henry and his wives 🤴🏻👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻👸🏼👸🏼👸🏼while he serviced each of them 🫠. Upon awakening, the dream had felt so immersive that it felt like the tutor was still with me🤯. I typically prefer August’s newer audios - but now I’m seeing tutor in a whole new light 😎 thanks to my dreamscape. Gotta say, it’s actually so funny that even in the dream, the speaker character does not have a fully formed appearance. Like dark, longer hair , a pleasant male presence💁🏻‍♂️, but a vague fog where you might expect a face to be 😶‍🌫️- which is kind of how I imagine most speakers in the Augustverse. Have any of y’all been incepted by August before (i.e., dreamt about his audios because you listen to them in your sleep?)

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Incredible stuff. That’s so fucking cool, and I’m only a little jealous you had a Tutor dream 🥴. Was this the first Speaker inception?? I had a dream about Aughost once and many visions between sleep and wakefulness about Spanking Bestie, but no inceptions! Following your lead into the dreamworld with Tutor 🏃🏿‍♀️

Agatha Li

This was my first dream about any AITW audio (or any audio)! But to have the literal words of the audio being spoken to me while my mind is playing out a new(-ish) story beat was just 👩🏻‍🍳💋 I do lucid dream sometimes, and wonder if that plays into my “inceptability”. Though I’ve been listening to his audios to sleep for over a year and this is first time. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Lol if I ever figure out a reliable audio-dream gateway 🛌🚪💭, I’ll report back 📢

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I am hoping to have your dream at this point, that sounds AMAZING! Keeping my eyes peeling for your dispatches from the dream world 💤

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

Omg, Tutor August is so strict. What do you mean I have to keep studying after all of that? 😩

S

my school only offered apush. I'm in history now so it ended up being supplemental but not super important lol

Thelnie

The casual way he says he “lets” the listener suck him off and that it’s “gone on long enough” is so dismissive 🥰🫣

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Hi~! I wrote a sonnet for the occasion (his upcoming bday 🎁)! I am being silly and am not insane, I just thought his format might be fun, and I did indeed have fun writing it 😭 Handwritten version for ✨immersion✨: https://imgur.com/a/PFrbbXZ Transcription: If the library could speak, castigate Those unfocused by youthful distractions, Bemoan study outside its stacked editions, It’d refuse to shield the parts we conjugate. Lest we transgress too far, we speak its language Hushed tones and whispers, soft sighs, feedback given. Passed o’er his lips, these words turn to weapons. Duty’s shield is no match for Lust’s ravage. Exiled by the symphony of lovers two, Silence would wail, deprived of your music. Sat at your altar, I compose lyric, Girded to your instrument, Patience exiled too. I am a scholar, you my object of study. Trust that Silence speaks not of what you teach me. __________ It feels like offering any more commentary on the Tutor and his impacts on me personally would be insane after literally writing him a poem…but in for a penny, in for a pound! I’m going to indulge myself!!! It’s almost his birthday after all 🥳. It would be comical if it weren’t so brutal how many of my favorite things this relatively short August audio includes. A smartypants who is teaching me something; a library (I love libraries!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even when sex isn’t happen in them!!!!); history; strictness & discipline; fellatio; fingering; hold the moan; heavy petting; confessions!… the list goes on. I could not have dreamed up a more perfectly annihilating scenario. While I met the Naughty Neighbor first, I subscribed because of the Tutor. I could not stop visiting him. That Soundgasm link and I were VERY familiar before I finally subscribed. What’s more is I’ve come to appreciate how unique he is over time. There have been Speakers with his DNA (namely Grumpy Coworker and Shy Fiend M [because only a demon would do a collared BJ]), and they all are so different and incite different madnesses! While I would probably still love them the second I heard them, I don’t know if I’d do so as ardently without the exposure to and education in this Speaker’s particular mixture of disinterest, discipline, and barely concealed lust. When science begins to study your Patrons and the effects of your work on our brains, they will find the Tutor’s fingerprints allllllllllllll over my grey matter. I’ve diversified my interests since joining the Patreon and have learned to, not just tolerate, but seek out and luxuriate in more praise and direct sweetness (owe that almost entirely to the Blowfessor & HS Friend), but the mold of my desires deep deep deep in my brain is still Tutor-shaped. I’ve said before that I think the defining characteristic of the Tutor as an archetype, for me, is being so deranged, they have to control you so as to not derail their lives fucking you all the time. Though he's ostensibly disinterested in L, he shows off his keen awareness of every little thing about them. He could probably rattle off every time they've been late, which of their friends they feel closest to and why, how often they wear that sweater they're wearing today. Soon enough, he be able to say (and do) exactly what makes them bite their lip like that. He is Attention to Detail which is to say he's the heart of dominance. I think I find a lot of comfort and latitude for playfulness with a Tutor balancing me out. If anything, he’s me during girlboss hours: a rule-bound, anxious, goody two-shoes nerd. As I’m writing this, I realize the Tutor sort of functions as a way for me to understand and appreciate some things about myself that I might otherwise find uncool or unappealing. This sounds so solipsistic, but I hope what I’m getting at makes sense. If I am so so so SO obsessed with these omega level mutants of focus and restraint, maybe someone could appreciate and admire fractals of those traits in me or at least find something about them useful. It’s also just very relaxing to relinquish control to someone who will keep the rules and a lot of specific information about me in mind while I am encouraged to be distracting, unfurl, and follow my flights of fancy. If I am like this 👁️👁️ when I like someone, and he is like this 😑, but we share the same core (🏩🥵🤪🤸⬆️💥😳).... That just seems fun to me!!! Errata: 📓 The [Hysterical History] tag is so so so so funny, I totally forgot Hysterical Literature was a thing for a minute there in the 2010s! 📓 I am still desperate to hear what he sounds like not in a library 📓 We're wearing t-shirts, his says, "Attention to Detail" and mine says, "I'm Detail" ☺️ 📓 Ya know, I’ve never considered until today what he looks like above the table during the BJ. He’s clearly looking at L, whispering at them loudly… There is no plausible deniability here, he probably just looks like he’s getting head in the middle of the goddamn library. Rules abandoned! THAT’S HOT. 📓 “While I just reach under your skirt like that” and “what a needy little slut you are” are just as effective as the very first time I heard them, and I simply don’t understand how that’s possible 🥴 📓 “You’ll just have study with me” as both a promise that he’ll help L pass the class (and perhaps other classes?) AND that he’ll give them TMJ 🥰 I was originally going to write this comment in the style of a 16th Century love letter because it’s obvious your intent is for us to use our comments as writing exercises, a normal and reasonable thing to do (/jk obvi). I pivoted, but I’d still like to end how I originally intended because its reservation is apt for Mr. Restraint. Ever yours and with continued interest and affection, Gabriella 💗

Thelnie

“Silence speaks not of what you teach me” hello?! That’s art. Yes! There have been similar types but Tutor’s persona in this particular setting is just so perfect to me. And I’m always surprised it’s just a 25 min audio!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Aww thanks, Thelnie! If/when he ever returns, you and I have to set off digital fireworks 🎆

AugustInTheWinter

OMG a SONNET, this is so beautiful and wild thank you so much!! What a piece of art and I'm so grateful this audio inspired you. I love the personification of the library and the killer final lines!! As always, really appreciate the kind words and insightful thoughts. This is one of my old favourites and definitely bears returning to in some way!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Awww that means so much, thank YOU for being encouraging and inspiring, August! I haven’t written anything close to a full poem since college, so this was a blast! And that is music to my ears. Whenever, wherever he shows up, I’ll be there with bells and whistles on 🥳🍾

Thelnie

@Gabriella omg I’m grabbing your hand and jumping up and down with you.

rachel 🍓

GABRIELLA!!! 🥹🫵🏼 I scrambled here immediately upon seeing you mention in your reply to my comment on the Twin(s) audio that you wrote something for Tutor’s birthday, only to discover that you also wrote him a stunning SONNET??? “Passed o’er his lips, these words turn to weapons. Duty’s shield is no match for Lust’s ravage.” + final lines per your other admirers in this thread—ummmm, I’m wandering the moors and wailing!!! stashing this poem away in a heart-shaped locket!!! How dare you (affectionate). 💌 “…it’s obvious your intent is for us to use our comments as writing exercises, a normal and reasonable thing to do…” lmao, stoppppp 💀😭 As if I could feel any more affinity with your presence here, you continue to get ✨it✨ so bad by crashing out over a Speaker character in verse! Feeling much less off-the-deep-end for my Tsvetaeva poetry translation comment on Bookish Concubine now! 💞 “If anything, he’s me during girlboss hours: a rule-bound, anxious, goody two-shoes nerd. As I’m writing this, I realize the Tutor sort of functions as a way for me to appreciate and understand some things about myself that I might otherwise find uncool or unappealing.” ABSOLUTELY!!! He is one of the Speaker characters I relate to most, and you hit the nail on the head as to why. Gosh, he means so much to me! I was fiercely rooting for him in the August 2024 sequel poll, and I continue to burn a candle for him alongside TCNTT. I sincerely hope we hear from him again someday. 🕯️🫶🏼 I echo your + @Thelnie’s point that the Tutor freaks can find threads of his steez in the tapestries of other Speakers but he remains singular! Maybe he could return as a Professor M years later 👀 Alternatively, it could be fun to hear him seething over L not “pulling their weight” (read: not doing everything exactly *his* way) on a group project + some mdom w brat-taming vibes switches to msub w a pleasure domme palooza as L works hard to help get him out of his head a bit? Okayyy, I’m done now, bye!!! 💗

Thelnie

@rachel Omggg a disappointed group project classmate would shame and enrage me so good.

sarah 💫

Hi yes hello how do I get this entire sonnet tattooed on my lower back ala slutty academic tramp stamp⁉️💟🤓 Gabriella this is gorgeoussss holy crap!!!! I’m esp in love with the lines “duty’s shield is no match for Lust’s ravage” + “Silence would wail, deprived of your music,” you have such a beautiful way with words and I’m so so grateful you shared this, tysm for hitting me up in concubabe’s comments and letting me know you posted this beautiful sonnet!!! 🥹 It bears repeating that it’s comments like these that help me appreciate the source material even more (something I perceived as impossible) 💌 I have to gush alongside everyone in this thread about this devastatingly hot nerd; he is soooo so dangerous. I haven’t listened to Tutor in *months* bc he leaves me an absolute wreck every time. To add to your comprehensive list of why this audio is bonkers: NERDY FREE USE???? 😵‍💫 M forcing F to recall facts and names and dates while saying shit like “don’t look at me okay?” + “keep your hands on the table” as she’s melting into a puddle in that library chair ohmgjfudjdej (also sidenote: idk why but I alwayssss picture F wearing a really soft/cashmerey blue v neck sweater?? So so curious if anyone else pictures the character’s outfits!). The way he basks in the glory of playing w F mercilessly, just watching them squirm w gritted teeth and clenched fists is sooo fitting for how (in my lil headcanon) he later ends up being a voyeur for Starling’s private spy show in Rome! He takes such devious delight in telling someone what to do while pulling their strings (or instructing them to pull their own—hellooo JOI tag in Spies pt 1!) bc he’s OBSESSED w his subjects (nerdy, slutty, or otherwise). As you so astutely pointed out, his attention to detail is what makes him the Perfect vehicle in which to deliver dominance. “It's also just very relaxing to relinquish control to someone who will keep the rules and a lot of specific information about me in mind while I am encouraged to be distracting, unfurl, and follow my flights of fancy” YESSS always trust a nerd to retain that studious, obsessive passion!!! What honor to be the subject upon which someone pours all their geeky, factoid-memorizing, obsessive, meticulous attention!!! 🥰🥹 the parallels between M forcing F to study history as M compulsively, torturously studies F…..I can’t. She’s another subject that he’s devoted to learning and he’s getting a goddamn gold star ⭐️ I am slapping tape on my mouth so I don’t start barking obscenities re: under the desk BJ. I’m. You. He. No. NO!!!! This is one of the most “self indulgent” (🙄) BJs in the ACU AND REMAINS ONE OF MY FAVORITES *BECAUSE* OF THAT!!! The desk rattling SFX + the way he just….allows himself to get lost in it and do whatever he goddamn pleases w F’s mouth makes me fricken sick 🥲 Also pfkfndhddj as @rachel said, your "..it's obvious your intent is for us to use our comments as writing exercises, a normal and reasonable thing to do..." makes me feel SOOO SEEN, y’all get it, have gotten it, and will continue getting it 💗🫂 I’ve genuinely grown as a writer/critical thinker/creative since commenting on these audios, in large part due to all the amazing, thoughtful comments like these!!! 🫵🏼💞 also @rachel??? TUTOR —> PROFESSOR —> CARDINAL PIPELINE???? 😳🫣😦

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

@rachel & @sarah: I knew you’d both ‼️GET IT‼️ on a molecular level as Tutor freaks and people who would elect to give themselves homework, and any embarrassment I felt was mean gremlin inner voice related 🥰😭. So grateful for you both and thankful for your sweet words 💗 💗 💗. And truly, since being here, I’ve remembered how much I love…writing? Was I just not writing for a long time? No clue, doesn’t matter, I’m doing it now! Omggg love the group project going off the rails, ditto on @Thelnie’s mixture of complicated intense emotions!!!! Because I refuse to be quiet about it, I think you know full well I am absolutely 😧😧😧 over the prospect of Tutor returning as Professor M. I could absolutely see him going down the academic track, getting a little bored, and getting a visit from a mysterious person with an interesting proposal... But also he couldn't stand the idea of someone watching him, so he *had* to join this illustrious, unnamed spycraft org 🕵️. Before he leaves for not-MI6 Black Bag spy org, maybe L visits him at the university late one night... I'm just dying for a "you're still soooo distracted... or is that just my effect on you?" moment 🕯️. Sarah, “I alwayssss picture F wearing a really soft/cashmerey blue v neck sweater??” I *always* picture outfits, and you are terrifying me, I ALWAYS SEE THIS EXACT SWEATER SPECIFICALLY IN BABY BLUE NO BUTTONS 😦. WHAT THE FUCK. And oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god no way to be normal about your Tutor to Spy character study. I am so OBSESSED with the texture you’ve added here, of course this freak is a birder, always watching 🦉. Also, I’m not going to just requote your third paragraph back at you, but know that it is taking everything in my power to stop myself. Just put that paragraph in the audio description goddamnit! Or we can get matching academic tramp stamps 👯

S

my school didn't offer AP Euro 😅 and yeah I had a crush on that apush teacher too I have no standards when it comes to history 🤌

Krist (like 'wrist').

You sound so young here, it almost makes me feel embarrassed/indecent to listen to the sweet babby August. Time to shuffle over to the Professor and younger co worker hook up at the holiday party so I can feel Appropriate. 😶

Sara

“Yummy” - August can you not 😩😩😩 I wasn’t ready for that 😂😂😂 “Can you be good?” *tone change* “Promise?” 🫠🫠🫠 please kind sir, revive me 😂🏃💀

Cristal ✨

Guess who’s working from the library and put this on thinking it’d be fun? Jokes on me, I am sweating!! This brand of audio will always be my favorite. The hushed tones, the subtle tutor/student power dynamic, fooling around in public. And it being History (which so happens to be my favorite subject) is the cherry on top. As usual, thank you for your service 🙂‍↕️🤝🫂

Capy

SOMEONE GIVE ME A BOOK LIKE THIS NOW, plsss

C

Damn this tutor’s soooo hot 🥵

Hera

Is anyone else annoyed that you weren’t born with a name like “Mary” “Anne” or “Margaret”? No? …just me? 🫠 (Also congrats if you are named that 😂👏🏽)

roxy_scout

The directions to clean up, both him and her- so hot.

Sarah G🌻

Quiz Time! 😁“ had to do this being the nerd I am” 1. How many times did Henry VIII say “I do”? 2. How many Catherines did he collect along the way? 3. How many of those Catherines managed to survive him?

Kate Mendoza

Lot of people in my generation named Catherine or a variation thereof.

Luz

One of my favorites!!

Elizabeth

*looks down at my tattoo of Anne Boleyn’s crest* y-yeah I could use some tutoring

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

this was the first august audio i ever listened to that eventually led me here to the patreon. it’s still such a banger for many reasons. to the person who mentioned it in the [redacted] subreddit, i hope your pillow is always cold. 💝

moira 🎃👻

omg what a great intro to August audio! Hot neighbor was my first audio I ever listened to… also from [redacted] subreddit 👀

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

i saw “tutor” and “english history” and had to listen, i was simply too curious 😔 and omg hot neighbor being your first is insane, somehow you lived to tell the tale

moira 🎃👻

I was gobsmacked 😦 please picture me sitting in my bed after like this 🤯 I almost immediately subscribed to his Patreon, I think I waited like, a week 😅

Rae

🥵🥵🥵

spookwafel 🥧

I can't pinpoint it but tutor man shares some kind of dna with treehouse man

spookwafel 🥧

is that an unholy Microsoft Teams ping at 13:36 coz we gotta add that to the cw (jokes)

Tilapia

Oh my god , I remembered watching a YouTube edit with this audio YEARS ago. Absolutely mind-blowing to listen to what got me into voices in first place 😍

bubbl3gum🫧

Until now, I’d considered watching Jonathan Rhys Meyers fuck his way through all 6 wives as the gold standard in Tudor-history pedagogy. The Tudors was my go-to Netflix + chill show (back when you still had to mail-order DVDs) and I made my boyfriend at the time “watch” all 4 seasons with me, so I do consider myself kind of an expert in sexually compromised Tudor studies. That said, I have to concede that Tudor-Tutor appears to have made significant advances in the field. Which is an outrageous achievement when the competition is JRM (and Henry Cavill!!).

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Oh my god ⁉️ jennifer, how did YOU live to tell the tale? I cannot imagine this being my very first August audio. It’s the one that made me subscribe to the Patreon, so, if I had heard it first, I would have to be banned from this post for my own sanity. And I was ALSO exposed to August first through Hot Neighbor on [redacted] subreddit!!!!!!

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

@gabriella: oooh, i love that you and moira have the same august audio origin story! too fun. not only was the tutor my first august audio, but it was also the first piece of erotic audio that i listened to ever. can you believe? i never stood a fucking chance!!! 😭 i want to say that spank therapy was what got me to subscribe? but if i’m being honest with myself, it was partially bc i saw the tv talk sfw LMAO. i was like, “wait all this and we talk about tv shows here? my favorite thing??”