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It's  the hottest day of the summer and one of your best friends is over  because his fan is broken. You're both sweaty and sticky and scantily-clad, but it's way too hot to even think about touching. But what happens when he finds your vibrator?

NAMES USED IN THIS AUDIO: Sl*t, wh*re, baby.

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sk8rgirl

never thought i'd say this about any of your audios, august, but this one makes me cringe. i hate being hot and i'm such a germophobe so sweaty and sticky is icky for me. lmao.

sarah 💫

Lmao it’s so interesting to see what works/doesn’t work for other ppl cuz the sweaty, sticky, messy thing very much wORKS for me and this is like in my top 3 🥵 I’m also partial to this one cuz I’m a sucker for goofy August and it’s also when I first discovered I like overstim haha 🫠🫠

Andie

the amount of times i have replayed this audio is between me and my browser history ONLY

sk8rgirl

Don’t get me wrong, the performance is always spot on so take out the heatwave and sweaty stickiness and I’m all about it. Hehe. Also, it’s getting hot where I live so I’m all agro about it. 😝

Lambda Sitta

It's so funny because it's burning hot where I am and our building doesn't have A/C, so this audio is very much on point right now 😭. Maybe I need to make some ice

MissGoldenChaos

Your goofy personality really captured the whole mood in this audio. It’s honestly really adorable. And I like these friends to lovers type of audios because it’s relatable. I hope we get to see more of your goofy side in future posts because they add a lot of good vibes to the mood ✨🥰

Kacie Elektra ✨

I have to say in the beginning when you say “I’d rather it be cold cause you can always add more layers but when it’s hot you can be naked and still be hot.” It’s literally something I say all the damn time! 🤣 I needed to finally comment because I’ve been binging your audios and have been just trying to enjoy them without stopping to comment. Now I need to go re-listen to them all to comment on them! 🫣

Lizzy

MM is the hottest thing..one of my favorite activities and yeesh your praise and admiration in my ear?! You never miss 😭

sam

your laugh is so cuteee, u should do more audios were you laugh ! xx

Brooke

This is my roman empire

ky❣️💌🌷

"don't you want to fall apart for me 🥺" is diabolical.

electra

i love this one because he's a little mean 🙈 Like this such a realistic example of what it actually be like to hook up with one of your guy friends

Phoebe

why didn’t yall tell me about this one???? jesus christ. needed to take a long walk 15 minutes in. just think about life, MY GOODNESS edit: end of audio. my mouth is so dry and i need to write a book about this audio and why I need it to happen to me. thank you.

Anonymous

😳 you're amazing. Oh my god.

Winry

Classic. 🔥

Jess

Out of all of August's audios this one has the best character. He's just so cute. Also him and the listener have such cute chemistry!

glasses_lipsticks

I love the laughter! I couldn't hold myself back from laughing out loud along.

chloe

just listened to this one for the first time 😗 JAIL!!!!!! JAIL !!! i will never recover

luna

I come back to this one because of how much I love your laugh here. ♡

similanian

august i luv you but your interpretation of soft is confusing!!this audio might be the roughest piece of work on your ptr.

peach

no fr i love this audio but i always wonder why this is under the soft collection LMFAO he’s a little mean and the dirty talking is crazyyy

Thelnie

Yeah… maybe it’s because he’s kind of silly cute ❤️

similanian

haha glad im not the only one who feels this way. after all he just sits there,playing wt u while watching you losing.wouldn’t let you touch him bcs he’s so not bothered.this is just humiliatingly rough af imo..

similanian

also it makes a perfect joi,absolutely loving it!!!genius idea as always 💜

Kizø._.Beanz

Listening to this for the first time and I'm vibing now cus I eat ice

Kizø._.Beanz

Listening to this and owning a vibrator is heavenly

similanian

wow ice cube play is officially rough!!!👏

lexi

this audio is such a little gem. been coming back to it for months and months now and it never gets old. perfectly rough and mean in this one with just the right amount of laughs 😌🩷

whiskey 🍒

Idk what I love more. The way you laugh so genuinely in this or how fucking meaaan you can be.

aj

august i love your laugh

lilli 🦋

it's so adorable 😭

秦词

赢得开心吗🙂

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Ha ha hee hee, then you're cumming. This guy is a fucking menace.... The chortling is so deceptive. He's soooo cute, I am completely disarmed! Of course I'm going to do whatever he says when he asks for a demo! Frankly, I'm scared of this man. The tonal shift around 9:30 is 🤯, like I just realized I entered a spider's web. He and the BJ Instructor are the same flavor of dangerous. I felt *shocked* at the dirty talk, at his casualness and conviction. Have we done this before????? Aaaaaand I'm brain dead before I even realize what's happening. 11731/10 will do this again. Thanks for the magic trick, August 😵‍💫

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Bro, having just listened for the first time, what is WRONG with this dude? He's evil actually???? I'm shaking. He made my cheeks hot!

whiskey 🍒

A true villain. No more anti-heroes here. Pure unadulterated evil is afoot. Also your FIRST TIME, good lord, are you well? Are you still with us, Gabriella?? The first time I listened to this it knocked me tf out. In the words of Lorelai Gilmore, I need a paper towel and valium, please.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Last April, was it just utterly feral in this part of town? Rapid dogs barking and howling at this man? If that is "well", then yes, I am well. My first listen was just to listen, and I was utterly scandalized. My second listen, he did indeed take a cattle prod to my brain. When I tell you I was *out*??? Feared I would not wake up this morning. He's an evil man 😔

whiskey 🍒

Safe to say the streets were not safe last April. I'm a feral newbie and have consumed too much of the catalogue too quickly. 😵‍💫⚠️🗓️ Oh my god, I know. I don't remember when I listened to this, and I was definitely on a mission (🫡🌹🤯🥀) but I was not! 🚨 prepared! 🚨 for this goofy! chuckling! 🚨🚨teasing! delicious! devious! 🚨🚨 man!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🥴🫠🥵 My condolences to you on this day of baring witness to the evilest side of this man. Here lies our last straw. ⚰️ In lieu of flowers, please bring ice chips to our funeral. 🧊🧊

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

It's inconceivable that this was briefly in the Soft Collection, this guy is so MEAN. Exactly right, I had alarm bells going off, I was scared for my life, rightfully so! Cannot believe I have to keep listening to this on repeat for.....for....the poll?? For... research on climate change? Yes. That's it.

whiskey 🍒

It's the fact that he said "look at you squirm, oh my god. that must feel good" and "are you even wearing panties?" in ONE audio, I can't anymore. Menace.

sarah 💫

Too hot to touch more like too powerful to hear hahahaha. ha. ha. Fr tho, I truly have to pace myself w this one bc goofy, grinning, “ah ICe cOOB!” August positively decimates me. No matter how many times I relisten, the silly laughter completely overtakes me and I sprain every muscle in my face smiling too hard 🤕 I can’t even THINK about how this is IMPROV⁉️crazy kooky nutso bananas!!! 🫵🏼 your banter is always absurdly good but this one holds a special place in my heart, I think bc *this* is the audio that really got me hooked back before patreon and this Speaker feels super realistic and familiar. The easy, chill vibe + adorable laughs lull you into a false sense of security, everything is so casual and light until BAM!! “Spread your legs” 🫠 The inhale + pause @ 9:13 is so LOADED and builds so much anticipation, you can *feel* him trying to contain himself, good lord. The breath work feels really distinct too, like he’s so turned on, he’s frustrated (hello & welcome to the club, here’s a pamphlet 📄) and can’t even speak at some points???🧎🏻‍♀️the gritted, incoherent mutters and grunts are mouthwatering. Also realized that instead of the typical switch from soft to hard, it feels like the teasy, fun energy stays throughout? Like he’s still laughing and smiling but there’s a harder, desperate, almost crazed edge that is soooo intoxicating. The lil laugh + “I told you don’t touch me” @ 17:57, the “why don’t you ask me nicely, huh?”, the way he LAUGHS when she’s about to come?? 🥴😵‍💫 this man is so silly *and* so mean, I would kill for more characters like him‼️ Also love the sense of movement here, like you can hear him moving to get more ice, check the drawer, put his shirt on the floor, etc. and not just in an SFX way. You can tell you’re moving to the side/away from the mic and it adds so much depth to your performance!🎙️I’m still holding out for possibly getting “THTT 2: I Know What You Vibed Last Summer” (alternately: “Sweaty Or Not, Here I Come”) someday, but in the meantime, I’ll just have to replay this and risk getting heatstroke ✊🏼🔥🧊

sarah 💫

The fact that he’s so goofy silly, laughing all adorably but can ALSO get so wickedly mean is…..Ima drive off a cliff if I think about it too much. The DUALITY, the way that he keeps up the silliness *while* being mean? I’m a goner 😵

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

He kicks you off a cliff and offers little silliness parachutes occasionally on the way down, but you are ABSOLUTELY FALLING. This is in my Feral/Animorph Collection (with a couple others I'm sure you know because I can't shut up 😑).

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Im….improv? Are you joking? Is that a little ha ha hee hee joke like the evil Speaker in this audio?????? You mean the first part that’s like a head scratcher, but on my brain is improv??? Are we the ice cube (“look how fast it’s melting! Ridiculous!!”)? That’s so rude, but true… All absolutely spot on, especially love “Like he’s still laughing and smiling but there’s a harder, desperate, almost crazed edge that is soooo intoxicating.” This is sort of like the Speaker in Jealous Roommate without the narration of fantasies. I *know* this man is thinking about every fantasy he’s had about this moment right now, and that’s why this all feels so overwhelming. He’s got the power of the sun in the palm of his hand because it’s fueled by weeks (months?) of wanting to wreck this Listener. So the restraint is so hot and so agonizing, but also there’s SO much to look forward to!! We are happily going to go off the deep end with him! One lobotomy please! If he’s having this much fun watching L come apart with just a vibe, he’s going to become The Joker in the sequel. Speaking of which, perfect sequel names, Sarah. You have a gift. This guy is the perfect embodiment of DT #8’s “holy shit” thinking about how different this person was but two minutes earlier (I said “holy shit” at least twice, August. Are you happy? Are you not entertained?). And exhilarating terror. This whole audio is vibrating, dude. Need more characters like him, playing with their food/toying with L (ba bum chit) 😣

sarah 💫

YES GABRIELLA IT’S IMPROV HE’S A MADMAN!! The first time I heard this a couple years back on Reddit and saw it marked as an “improvisation” I fell to my fricken knees in awe and FEAR ⚠️ I loveee that there are little glimpses of the improv too, the natural pauses and random tangents (“Like imagine I’m Rosie Perez—Sorry, the heat is making me so crazy”) give it such a raw, “unpolished” feel in the bestttt way 🥺 The joker comparison EXACTLY AKSHHDJS this entire audio feels like the moment you watch someone’s earnest smile turning crooked. Just a teeeeeny bit sinister. The joyful smile is still there but now it’s…..ITS DANGEROUS 🙃 and yesss the jealous roommate and DT 8 comparisons are so spot on, him confessing he’s always wanted to see her like this??? 10 lobotomies for the table pls!!! And dude omg saying “holy shit” doesn’t even begin to cover it. I’m carving it into trees and vandalizing my local parks. Hahaha ty for the sequel name love, I cannot resist a good pun! Speaking of, YES to more toy play (both treating listener as a toy and using toys ON her 🫠). The fact that he doesn’t even get to feel her but STILL derives so much pleasure from just playing with her is……*staring out my window, a single tear streaming down my cheek* 🥲

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I cannot believe I’m here again, please do not perceive me 🙈 You have to change your name to Gene Parmesan because you got me again… This audio: Wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I made you cum disrespectfully hard? Wouldn’t it just be a riot, a hoot and a half, if I made you cum so hard, your ears started ringing??? I’m just fucking around, wouldn’t it be funny??? Teeheehee! You’re sick, thank you so much 😔

Thelnie

You can’t keep reminding me this is improv lalalalala

sarah 💫

Thelnie if I have to be plagued with this knowledge, so do YOU 🔫 (I’m so sorry)

Thelnie

Simultaneously and collectively wanting to know everything and wanting to know nothing on a platform we’re definitely voluntarily here for 😭

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

This is today’s audio for my drive to work; I’ll update y’all if I survive this 😂

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Perfectly timed for when I arrived at work. AND THIS IS IMPROV?! DIABOLICAL! 🫠🫠🫠 I melted like that ice cube. My goodness.

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I had to go back and listen when I saw you mentioned it was improv. I AM THE ICE-CUBE 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 are you serious?! And yeah, the SFX are always top notch 🔥🔥

Squeakbox

The way August laughs in any given audio has me in pieces. Send help asap. Side note I do agree with the placement in the soft collection

Pomme G Seeds

Ive listened to this one idk how many times and I'm just now learning that it was improv. You, sir, are Dangerous. Dangerous, I say!!!

Samaru

Vibe revisit 🤫 impeccable laughs in this one thank you

moira 🎃👻

hello, back again. a question keeps coming back to me every listen, which is what does the sex toy look like to everyone? As someone who reviews sex toys on the side, I’m curious what people are imagining…

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

A Fun Factory Stronic G for no reason at all 🤭. Also, Moira, that's very cool!!! I was recently perusing Hey Epiphora for something fun, review efforts are important!

moira 🎃👻

Love the specificity!! Also a very good toy 🫶🏼 I was thinking the Lovense Nora Rabbit Vibe. I’ve never heard of Hey Ephiphora but I’m looking now, she seems great! Also a fan of oh joy sex toy for trusted reviews!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Oh Joy Sex Toy omggg that takes me back, thank you for reminding me of that!! I also used to love Sex Nerd Sandra. I’ve never used an actual rabbit because I distrusted their ability, but I do trust you and will look into this Nora 👀

moira 🎃👻

yesssss omg! LOL yes omg I used to listen to that podcast lol

moira 🎃👻

Oh @gabriella actually a rabbit toy is just what I pictured, but I am actually not a fan of them either! My all-time favorite toys are the hitachi magic wand (obvi choice but gotta be said) and the union by wet for her!!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

My ten-year relationship with my wired hitachi magic wand is stronger than anything 😭. I’ve never heard of the union, thank you for the rec!! Re all-timer toys, I also haven’t tried the njoy pure wand, but am obviously fascinated. If you’ve tried it, is it as good as they say?

moira 🎃👻

the bond with my hitachi will never be broken 🥹 also omg I was just thinking abt the njoy, it’s definitely on my list to try! I tend to not like metal toys as much, but I’m intrigued by the reviews, the heaviness, and i just think it’s such a Pretty toy!

Rebecca

Absolutely adore your laugh, it's so contagious! This was really hot too!

Anna 🌺🦕

Moira did u see the TikTok 2024 wrapped that one girl made with her toy that fully gave stats? like it legitimately charted horniest month, orgasm strength etc it was crazy. but idk what it was actually called

moira 🎃👻

I did, that toy is crazy how it tracks your O’s!!

sav kate

This is another case of me finally listening to an audio with tags that I was unsure about (the lack of PIV is always a heartbreaker for me) and then I give it a go and it’s fucking phenomenal. The giggles are absolutely diabolical. This man has zero misses

sarah 💫

This thread was so fun to read omg, REAL reviews from REAL ppl are invaluable when it comes to toys, thank y’all for your service 🙇🏻‍♀️ I always pictured F’s toy as a rabbit too! Like the kind with lil mini “ears” that stimulate *outside* 🐰 Also omg I’ve heard of the wonders of the hitachi but it looks kinda intimidating (both for me and my wallet) HOWEVER I might just splurge one day….you both have given me a lot to fink about 🪄🫨

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Definitely do whatever feels right to you, do not create economic duress!!!!! …..but. I’ll underscore that I’ve had my Hitachi for ten years…….

moira 🎃👻

Agreed @gabriella, it’s definitely an investment but I think it’s worth it! I’ve had mine for 5 yrs, and they’re super well made and very effective lol.

Nicole

I love goofy august so much :,)

moira 🎃👻

also to all of my lovelies who commented and everyone who comes across this thread, this is why I love this community 🥹 ty everyone for responding to my silly little polling question!! now we just need august to weigh in…

sarah 💫

His answer: “idk, a pair of hair clippers?”

moira 🎃👻

Lmao yeah, yk what I’m good with keeping it up to us 😅

S

"GEEEEEENNNNNEEEEEE!" God I love Lucille and the gene parmesan bit. RIP Jw, she was one of the greats. it's time for an AD rewatch...

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

She really really was! And omggg I think it’s been just enough time for me that a rewatch would be spectacular.

Rachel

I think about the “don’t you want to fall apart for me” in this one more often than I’d like to admit

Rachel

*begging* for another audio with this silly goofy bossy mean energy

AliveBody

This was so fun to listen to. It‘s really so confusing to me that even the „older“ content from 2 years ago are so good in quality and scene setting. You really are a sound- and scene artist and never fail to amaze me. You‘re so inspiring, honestly. I have so much growing to do, you truly are an inspiration.

eno

the way that i come back to this every summer….

sarah 💫

Happy anniversary to my ice cube friend and his broken fan ❤️‍🔥🧊 SO WILD that you dropped this piping hot, goofy, filthy audio 4 years ago (according to the Masterlist on Reddit lmao) — I’ve relistened to this so many times, I could probs recite M’s lines in my sleep atp. It always kills me when someone mentions Do The Right Thing irl bc I immediately think of this audio and struggle to keep a straight face, it takes everything in me to not blurt out “ah iCe coOb!” 🥴 “oh mah gah, ah feel like ahmunna fehcking mehlt” + “imagine I’m Rosie Perez 🤪” continue to be some of my fave SFW lines ever in the August Cinematic Universe. This silly, smirky speaker w a hidden mean streak holds a very special, sweaty place in my heart! 🫶🏼 P.S. The delivery of “practically…practically fucking half naked” and the way you can hear him grit his teeth in that mumble-whine @ 11:34 make me wanna tear my face off and jump into a volcano 🌋🥲 I will never stop dreaming of a pt 2 where M gets some toy time of his own and they FINALLY reach Pound Town🧎🏻‍♀️🔦💥📍

sarah 💫

HAHHAA we finally got his answer during the live! I died when he said “some kind of wand” and forgot there’s insertion going on lmao 🤦🏻‍♀️🪄

moira 🎃👻

HAHAHAH ikkk I was dying, he was over me being like “there’s a whole magic wand in her pussy” 😅😂

Sara

Suddenly I’m craving ice cubes 😂🧊

MichaelCeraVe

"Sweaty or Not, Here I Come" is amazing, I'm dying

honeybun

i jus realized i listened to this audio years ago but didn’t know it was u 😭 full circle moment

charon

how is this so cute and hot at the same time help 😭 and the ice cube melted at the end? might be a highkey poetry!

Jade Violet

just got a new vibe... its time <3

Ari 🌕

*deep inhale leading into an intensely deep screech* 52 seconds in and I just had to stand up and debase myself with an animalistic holler because of a LAUGH. LOVE happy, silly August.

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

every time i come back here i’m reminded this was improv and it makes me wanna tear my hair out. i can picture F rolling their eyes and feigning annoyance a bit, trying so hard to keep a straight face while their cute goofy friend can’t stop giggling. UGH

jennifer (spooky version) 🕸️

just wanted to thank you for your service with this thread. it was very influential on my recent(ish) splurge 🫡🪄

moira 🎃👻

ahhhhhh, that makes me SO happy!! excited for you @jennifer 🤭

ToshPointOooHhhh

The sluttiness is always immaculate, but the conversational ease of the intros is honestly my favorite parts to most of these. So damn goood!🙌🏻

dxlxs11

I want to be friends with him he’s so precious but I also want him to rearrange my guts

Jaclyn

This is what made me el move from Quinn to here. Then I cancelled Quinn and started moans level here. August has a strangle hold on me in all things. But the whole tone of this is my favorite. And now I learn it was IMPROV? The giggling while absolutely wrecking me? The I’m just f***ing around to the deep sighs and “are you okay with this?” He is so mean but so attractive. I am unwell

Trillian

It's definitely too hot to touch in EU right now. Will this heat wave ever end? 😓 This is the perfect audio for it. A very young August here. Just hoping he was over 21 🙏

moira 🎃👻

This is getting me thru this heat wave 🥵

Jonelle

👁️👄👁️ Never listened to this until now and a heat wave reminded me this exists...sensational 👌✨🫠 ✨

eryth

The shift from goofy to serious at 8:50 is s-tier 😵‍💫😵‍💫