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You and your boyfriend broke up, but it was mutual, and your friend group's beach vacation was already booked, so you went anyway. But while everyone else is down at the beach, one of your ex's friends confronts you over how you and your ex have been acting. He thinks you need to get the fuck over each other and move on before you ruin the vacation for everyone else. Maybe he can help somehow?

It's not July yet, but as far as I'm concerned it's summer audio season, soo secret vacation sex! No cheating, but there is some cuck-adjacent, "Am I better than him?", "Did you ever think about this while you were with him?" stuff. These characters are definitely messy and not making the best decisions, but hey, it's a dirty audio. This was a fun one and I hope you like it! 

Names Used: Sl*t, good girl

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Heather

*sees tags* 😳

Maia (SullieBee)

My vibrator picked a really bad day to die🥲

mriqt

my day has been blessed🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

Katana

just celebrated exam season being officially over by listening to the tutor audio and now i'm going to transport myself to a nice relaxing vacation 😌😌

amy

degration yayyyy🥰

ky❣️💌🌷

i literally JUST got back from my lunch break, you always do this. knowing i can't listen until later is giving me the zoomies

MrsSnugglePuss

Why have 1 when you can have 2? Why have 2 when you can have 3? Why have 3 when you can have a drawer full? 🤣.... and still forget to charge them.

Maia (SullieBee)

Would you believe me if I told you I gave all my other ones to friends in need😭

morve

Ahh i just finished my last exam today too! This is such a treat 😩

MrsSnugglePuss

Why did I sleep in today? I guess to wake up to this being the first thing I see.

sarah 💫

*knock knock*🚪Hi, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Frustrated Mdom August? 😇

Katana

yess congrats!! so glad it's finally over 😮‍💨

sarah 💫

I’m right there with you K, I have 15 more emails to write and these tags are all I can think about 🙃

MrsSnugglePuss

That's a friend right there 😅 I get it. In my guest room I have a drawer with lube, condoms and all the freebie toys I haven't opened for guests emergencies. Really it's for my one freaky bestie who comes visits. 🤣 she may not want to leave this next time, I got her a fucking machine attachment.

Rrrrronica

This dropped at the perfect time! Got to listen while figuring out how to fix my refrigerator 🥴 but now I feel 10% less stressed. Thank you August!!

Maeve

✨woah✨

Maeve

Oh my god girl you’re a true friend Love 💕

Stella

*reads tags* OH here we go 🥵

Luvsick

Happy Friday!!! Thank you 🩶

Veen

I squeezed my thighs together so hard they broke the laws of physics and switched places

rae

ARGUING?? MOUTH COVERING?? DEGRADATION?? Thank you August 😭 you really are insane when it comes to keeping everything fresh and exciting. S+ tier content creator for sure 🥰🫶🏽

Liz_so

Fuck! I've never cleaned up the Kitchen so fast 🤣

Becky

Honestly thought I would hate it bc of the messiness and the context of sleeping with a friend's ex... but man was I proven wrong.

hala

I unfortunately love messy things ;/

Trin

My new favorite audio 😮‍💨

hala

hi eren

Tindra

Even though i wouldn't discribe these audios as tame, and i know i willingly press play.. I really like that the litsnener gets the space to decide if they wanna ingage or not. Like if i, mid audio felt like i wanted to nope out, i wouldn't leave feeling weird about it. Idk just something i noticed.

Katana

every single audio of yours really is just perfect from the very beginning to the end, like i've never experienced the "eh this part is a little boring or dragging a bit lemme skip a few minutes" i'm genuinely excited to listen to every single second and it's alwayyyysss so good - like you're telling me i would've missed the arm behind my back position if i hadn't? it's so briefly mentioned but it adds so much to the scenario and made it about 1000x hotter 😮‍💨 and the panicked "get off get off get off" when we almost got caught really made my exhibitionism kink jump out 🫠 not to mention the caught off guard kiss and then the little intense make out sesh, gets my every time, i could seriously listen to a whole audio of just that lol honestly i could always go on about every single little detail that i loved but i'd be here till the end of times and i need to physically restrain myself from typing out a whole book in your comment section hahahh anyways such a good audio, i don't even have a favourite anymore they're all just placed next to each other holding hands on the first place pedestal 🫶

Hot Dog

This is like, an actual masterpiece. My god.

sarah 💫

And the mouth/kissing/biting SFX that follows?? Goodbye cruel world I have flatlined ☠️

Moon’er

honestly gonna savor this one until im done with finals to reward myself 🤍

Moon’er

ok maybe regret hit me as soon as i clicked send bro now i gotta keep my word

Eden

Geez this is my fave speaker thus far, I’d eat up a series of this

unkn0wn_lurker

really hoping there’s gonna be a part 2! ‘cause man that was hot

annie

this is my post exam treat

midnight_munchies3

you're better than me, i listened to this the minute it came out and THEN went to my exam

sunflowerstardust

IM SO EXCITEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD i’ve had a shit day and just hopped on patreon randomly and this is the first thing that popped up. my day is made 😭💗

222 lucien

as soon as i saw arguing🥺🥺🥵🥵

Rya Li

As someone who never really got to be That Messy Bitch™, this was awesome. The "wait cmere cmere cmere *kisses*" at the end RUINED me just the cuuuuuutest way to top off a REALLY hot audio!

jordan

IN THE RAINNNN??? YOU LIT 🙏🏾

jordan

OH HOW I LOVE BEING A PATRON 💯

ky❣️💌🌷

omg i haven't listened yet and simply reading this made my stomach flip

Sofia

I was cockblocked 4 times trying to listen but holy was it worth it. It might be because i was interrupted and the build up was there but this was H O T When listener is riding and suddenly theres spanks, the covering of the mouth, the holding arm in the back. Every time i think August can’t make a hotter character ge comes back out and makes a HOTTER character. Like- i- August 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Everything about this is a resounding yes. Another banger of an audio that had me shaky Man I love this patreon.

Sofia

P.S The subtle audios are impecable. The ambience was top tier and even the shift from one place to another. Amazing work. P.S.S HOW DOES ONE GET COCKBLOCKED 4 times in a day?!?

sarah 💫

Is there a tier on your patreon where you just take it easy and have mercy on us? 😩 Good lord August, you just never miss. The messy, complicated premise of this was so enticing, I love me some flawed (horny) characters getting into trouble 😈 the kissing SFX here was the best you’ve done imo (esp the breast play/biting 🥵) and the jealous “you’re not going back to him after you’ve had me” tone was soooo hot. I also love how in most of your audios, you repeat phrases (“Yeah/yes,” “I know,” “Don’t you?”) over and over in an almost mindless, frantic, urgent way as if you’re just lost in the sensations. That repetition feels so *real* and it really grounds the listener in the moment, adds authenticity, and builds so much tension!! It’s just. So good 👏🏼 Because I’m a wordy bitch who loves detail, here were some of my fave parts + unhinged commentary: •“Look at the sun hitting your skin like that” - this moment felt so genuine, lovely AND dirty?? im so fuckin gone •“Fuck yourself stupid on my cock” followed by that SLAP 🤠🐎 •14:46. Nuff said. •“Take it then” is quickly becoming my new “good girl” (as in i can’t get enough of it) •“Brand new cock” - fucking pardon?? 😀That caught me so off guard in the best way •The squirming. Holding her arm back. Holding her in place. “Good little slut.” I am levitating •The way speaker simultaneously pleads and orders her to come for the second time, ugh the urgency and desperation here was just immaculate •“The hottest thing I’ve ever fucking seen” as she comes again, he wants her so bad and I’m 100% here for it!! 😭 •“wait wait wait, cmere” and then going in for mORE KISSING at 29:26‼️ why was that part so fucking tender and sweet?? I can’t believe I ship these two messy, dumb fools so hard but I do, I so super do I need to drink a gallon of water and stretch but you better believe I’m listening to this again later tonight 😎 Thanks again for this masterpiece August! 🏝️

rae

Finally got a chance to give this a listen and the comments were NOT lying. How is this yet ANOTHER refreshing and addicting character+dynamic??? Your mind just endlessly flows with new ideas or something! I really love your take on messy/“taboo” aspects. The way you do the “we shouldn’t be doing this” trope always hits the spot. I love all your toxic audios (especially ones that have a bit of possessiveness involved 🫣) and this one will definitely be one of the ones I will vote on / suggest if you ever ask for part 2 suggestions again!

Adaca

Yessss exhibitionism ftw 🥰

chai

every one of your audios becomes my new favorite

sarah 💫

Literally that part made my heart melt, these two are so toxic but I want them to be so happy together??

Altair1272

The last kiss make me scream and the outdoor ,give us more August 😭❤️

Kate M

I need a part 2 of this like yesterday 😍

Moon’er

well it came out @10:40 pm my time and i was already in bed so it was pretty difficult to resist haha, my exam is tomorrow so there will be one more difficult night…

mika

this was a dreammmmm 😭😭 thank you august 🫶🏻!!

sk8rgirl

Mama got some new AirPods just in time. 💃🏻 *happy dance* 💃🏻 idk if it’s the new buds or if you have a new audio setup but you sound better somehow (which I thought was impossible). My ear holes thank you. 😄 Great sfx too! Idk how but it just keeps getting better. ✌🏻💛✨

Siren

White lotus theme in my head 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

Sofia

This comment is EVERYTHING👏👏👏 PREACH

Sofia

Not you, it’s just better

Sofia

THIS COMMENT HAD ME ROLLING👏🤣

sarah 💫

Preaching the gospel of August 👼🏻⛪️🙏🏼 hahaha

Emily Dawn

Uhhhh what she said **points to endless comments above** 👆

Thelnie

It’s like you just know what makes us tick. Stuff I don’t even know. “Brand new cock”? There’s no handbook that teaches this stuff. Just the House of August.

MrsSnugglePuss

I feel like the sfx is mixed better? Was it you that I said one of fhem the spanking seemed louder in one than others. You know how I'm sensitive to volume and tone and you are too though in way different ways. Lmao if folks here can hear us argue about word tone and enunciation for 3 days. 🤣 PS Vessel is still a siren God who can elongate whatever fucking vowel he wants and I will feast on thats mans voice for the rest of my life 😅

mill

Have I already listened to this 3 times? Yes, yes I have. Will I be stopping anytime soon? No, no I will not😌

sarah 💫

YES the takes on taboo/messy elements are just👌🏼 It’s so funny how every time speaker was like “this is so dumb, we shouldn’t be doing this, you’re fucking crazy” I was like OK KEEP GOING THO??? Toxic behavior irl? 🚫🙅🏻‍♀️🚫 Toxic behavior in an August audio? ✅🫡✅

Thelnie

Also, I need to request a sleep aid of August whispering “Don’t worry about it.” 🥺🥺

Moon’er

updating anyone who cares, finished my exams with all A, oh how am i gonna get rewarded tonight ~

rae

Yippee congrats!!! We all know the answer to that hehe 🤗

rae

Yesss the dialogue in his audios are always the best. I’m always immersed and can never get enough of the speaker sounding so needy. He does that tone so well! ❣️

Moon’er

thank you you’re so kind

ky❣️💌🌷

i finally listened and jesus christ man. i don't think i have anything new to say, just thought it was worth reiterating that all the comments are right and personally, i think you are the best to ever do it

ky❣️💌🌷

also the kisses sent me into space. my heartbeat picked up just typing that

sk8rgirl

The sfx volume sounds more appropriate for sure. The spanking was a bit too loud and sounded too fake on a previous audio. His voice is clearer as well, especially when he gets closer to the mic so that even the breathier voice is still very crisp and clear. It sounds like he’s really whispering directly into my ear. It sounds more organic. Thus bringing the audio to another level. I have a deep appreciation for proper enunciation and tone. When you are bilingual and grow up with a singer for a father and a music teacher for a mother, you tend to have a sensitive ear for sound. It’s no wonder I have misophonia. Girl, you kept it going for 3 days! Lol. It’s ok that we don’t have the same reactions to sounds. We can have differing opinions on things. Doesn’t mean we’re arguing. 😉 I understand that it’s blasphemy that I don’t love sleep token and I appreciate you not hating me for it. I like some of their songs. 😝 I don’t mind the elongating of vowels either. It’s the way he enunciates some words in some songs that makes my skin crawl. 😬 I know, I know, vessel is perfection and can do no wrong. Yada yada. 🤣

K H

Butting into this conversation to say I also have misophonia! I’m picky about voices (especially male ones) and have abandoned otherwise perfect audios because of the sibilance or whatever is bothering me which is so sad lol. Solidarity ✊🏾

CHIEKO

🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️Thank you……🥵🤤🥰😭

Ruth Hope 🩷

No thoughts, head: ⛱️👙🌦️⚰️. From that first "hey", speaker's tone was 👩‍🍳💋. I'm not the biggest fan of cuck stuff, even cuck-adjacent stuff, but I really like how you did it with this audio. Like, how the speaker talked at the beginning about how listener and ex bf have been acting... I don't know, just something about it all really worked for me as far as setup. I loved the sfx at the beginning. I don't remember which episode of his podcast it's from, but one of my favorite Bill Burr quotes is "I love a good seagull", and that's the vibe for me with the start of this audio lmao. The subtlety of your intonations with "Cuz there's not, right? I mean you guys are over?" is soooooo good from an acting stand point. Like, it's this perfect blend of speaker is seemingly concerned for his friend's wellbeing and doesn't want listener leading his friend on, but he's also starting to let on that he wants her, and is wanting to know how likely it is that she will be up for reciprocating... I don't know, there's something so real and hot in how you did that. Also, when speaker talks about how he knows about listener and ex's sex life and how he was paying attention when they had sex in the next room. Buddy, that's a grade A self-report, and hot as shit. And I love how speaker is such a bad liar. "Obviously I'm still not looking at you like that". Sir. And there's something so hot about a plainly bad lie in this context. "I wasn't thinking *me*, okay?" Oh, okay, definitely 🙃🙃🙃 "Fuck. Such a bad idea. Come here." The tone shifts within that?? And the right back into desperate and hungry making out?? "It's your fault I'm talking like this" !! The urgency, the way you can tell speaker's been wanting and thinking about this for soooooo long, even before he explicitly confirms it later on... So fucking hot. And how easily he makes her come with his fingers? Um, I think listener has been wanting speaker just as badly, for just as long... It makes me think they've probably had some interesting little interactions in the past, before ex was an ex... that a tension had been brewing between them, stoked at friend get-togethers, holiday parties, and both of them felt it but didn't act on it since, you know, infidelity isn't the move. But now that ex is an ex? Fuck! lol "This brand new cock" !!!! What!!! Ah!!! "It's over, say it." Oh my Gooooood 🙃 The almost getting caught was funny and hot and the SFX for them getting out of the house were also so good. And the rain 🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️ bellísimo 👌 "Please. Fuck. I want your mouth." ⚰️ "Might as well get on your knees like a good slut and taste yourself on my cock." !!!! "After months of pretending that I don't want to see what you look like when you cum." !!!!!! Months!!! Sir! "Keep yourself wet for my cock." !!! "You gotta be quiet, okay? You gotta be quiet. Cuz I'm gonna fuck you pretty hard." Just.. getting a warning like is, to me, hotter than just doing the fucking pretty hard without the verbal prelude. And some other lines that made me 🚨🚨🚨: "I love that sound you make when I put it in." "What a good girl... Good girl..friend... Yeah? Maybe once? God that's so hot." "Fuck you onto your tiptoes." "Gotta hold you still." "Too much for him." "Don't forget that. If I can make you come twice the first time we fuck, you're not gonna settle for anything less, right? Right?" (Why is this so fucking hot and thoughtful and I love it? Why?) "I knew I could treat you so much better. I never thought I'd get the chance, holy shit." ... Okay but like, the way he pounds harder and deeper and you can hear shit's getting wetter when she's coming? The SFX on that 🏆 Also my mini breeding kink (thanks for causing that btw lmao) got a little sad when he pulled out but damn that was hot when he came all over her ass. And the kissing and heavy breathing after? Yes. "I'm gonna kiss you as much as I can while I get the chance." That made me sad 😢 Like bitch, this better not be the first and last time! This better be the first of MANY times! "Maybe we should go wash up at the beach or something." God. Yes. "Wait wait wait come here come here" so they keep kissing... Sir. And: "Don't worry about it." Um, I'll worry if I want to! I'm gonna worry that they never fuck again for God knows what stupid reason! But... something tells me I shouldn't worry because no way in hell is that the last time. It was way too good. Anyways, as usual, excellent work, and I can't wait for the superhero audio! 💕🫡

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmao I love that and I agree 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇+

Ruth Hope 🩷

1000x yes, Sarah. As always you are spot on with your commentary!

Ruth Hope 🩷

Yeah like I almost want a handbook to be written but even then I feel like most guys would read it and still not get it. Oh well, just makes it all the more special when you find a guy that does (trying to find the silver lining desperately lmao)

Moon’er

tits worship in the beginning is vile bro that’s like my number one weakness

Rya Li

thank you for articulating everything i loved abt this audio so well (glad someone else discovered a breeding kink thanks to these audios...) because i no words good

Ruth Hope 🩷

You're most welcome haha. I do what I can 🤝❤️

Thelnie

What a recap of my favorite parts!

sarah 💫

Yes yes all this is 👏🏼👏🏼 I also love how we’re rooting for these 2 fucked up characters so hard, they really do deserve each other 🥲 and 1000% agree on the “You’re not gonna settle for less” part, that was so sweet wtf?? 🥹

Ruth Hope 🩷

Right?? And like, if I were her, I'd be sending him a full-on Hallmark thank you card for that shit 🥵💌

Sofia

Sweet? Or fucking hot?

Katana

i finally understand the dilemma of picking a favourite child

Samy

You’re seriously on another level, this was a pleasure and your voice 🫠🫠🫠 I can’t get enough August! You just keep improving and improving though you we’re amazing from your first audio! This has to be one of my most favourite audios 🔥

Moon’er

revisiting this i noticed him being “kinda nice?” when he was getting head and as soon as he puts it back in the absolute filth “and the taunting” start coming out his mouth it’s so hot

Norah

“You’re f*cking loud when you’re being treated right” just about started a fire inside me

Rya Li

I am at an airport. Got real inspired from so many of yall saying "oh i listen to this at work/at the gym". Can we talk? How do you do that. I am losing my MIND. What the fuck. I fear the self control all of you seem to have. I am about to fuck the next person who makes eye contact w me. Wtf

ky❣️💌🌷 (edited)

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2026-09-22 05:00 i'm gonna be honest with you i don't know how i do it either. sometimes i do be getting fluttery eyelashes on the treadmill tho
2023-07-23 19:52 i'm gonna be honest with you i don't know how i do it either. sometimes i do be getting fluttery eyes on the treadmill tho

i'm gonna be honest with you i don't know how i do it either. sometimes i do be getting fluttery eyes on the treadmill tho

Rya Li

You are so much more powerful than me o m f g

vee

Really weren't lying when you said they were messy. This friend group is about to implode fr

PandaBB

I would just like to say, I heard two audios from August (this one, and the roommate daddy one) and immediately subbed to the Patreon. The sound design on this one really deserves an Oscar.

megs

the fact that in all of this the part that makes me blush is ‘this is our secret, okay?’ is so fucking funny, honestly. the intimacy of sharing a secret w someone just hits DIFFERENTLY (this is also probably my favourite august mc? he reminds me a lot of a guy i know in real life which is probably why but i just love how willing he is to go along with a terrible idea bc he is clearly head over HEELS for the listener)

Winry

😌❤️

Kizø._.Beanz

It's like keep a straight face at all times. You gotta be completely numb on the outside

yanna

this is a classic 🥹

Ady

This is also a nice precursor for ex-fwb voicemail? Your toxicity is the only toxicity I welcome 🤝

Hannah 🌸

just texted my ex again!! needed this thank u

Catherine

happy 1 year to this audio

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I am currently listening to this while at my desk at work 😂 it takes practise but you’ll get there 😮‍💨❤️

Claire

🏆the king of moaning🏆

Sonora Linnea

Nonsense by Sabrina Carpenter is the vibes of this audio

kio 🍸

the amnt of times i've listened to this on soundgasm and patreon is absolutely disturbing

kio 🍸

RIGHT??? it's literally like one of my top 3 audios of august

cryingintheclub

Stopped my scrolling immediately upon hearing clips of this on some random TikTok channel. Listened to this so many times I’d know it anywhere unfortunately (or fortunately?) and wasn’t sure if you knew there is a page using your content.

Mantis

Oh that's insane wtf?????

raspberry98

Wait I forgot how good this is. My fault og 😔

S

oo I like dat... I know where I'm going after this

roxy_scout

“Fuck you up on to your tiptoes”!??! The most descriptive, slutty little line 🔥

Sara

I know it’s been said but, “fuck you onto your tiptoes” was something else! Why do I wanna try this!? 🙈 gaaaaAAAAHHHH

Ren 🪷

your messiest characters are the best ones 🙂‍↕️

Daphne 🦇

A song for every AITW scripted audio. Playlist: https://tinyurl.com/audiosonglist Explanation: https://tinyurl.com/songexplainer “Post Break-Up Sex” - The Vaccines I’ve loved this song since it came out. I think the official interpretation of the song is from the POV of a dude having post break up sex to get over his ex. But the way I interpret it in the context of this audio is F’s ex finding out about her hook up with M. “To think I'd hoped you'd be okay / Now I can't think of what to say / Maybe I misunderstood / But I can't believe you're feeling good / From post break up sex / That helps you forget your ex” It requires this off screen ex to talk about himself in the third person a bit but I think that works with what we know of their character haha.

Jules

I love this omg