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Being one of the most powerful superheroes in the world comes with its downsides. Like the fact that anyone you touch instantly collapses in agony, and sometimes, even death. Your powers have hospitalized people before by accident, so needless to say, a kiss is out of the question, let alone sex. That is, sex with anyone besides the man you despise. He's invulnerable, so he might be the only one on earth who can give you what you need. But you wouldn't...

Phew! Really happy to get this out, sorry about the delay, everyone, but hopefully it's worth it! This is my second ever collab audio, with an original concept and script by the incredibly talented u/sickkophantic! I loved this X-Men-esque concept so much and her execution of the dynamic it created was awesome. The way she wrote this kind of cocky asshole type character was so fun to play! I was so inspired that I couldn't resist adding to the script myself, so there's quite a bit of my own writing in there too.

Enjoy!

august 🌨️

Names Used: Bodybag (NOT during sex), babe, baby, sweetheart, princess, good girl, sloppy girl, sex toy (for Speaker)

CW: Speaker makes a joke about Listener having killed one or more boyfriends, though he is joking, and it's not really implied that it actually happened.

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Eden

DINNER BELL COME AND GET IT 🔔 🔔 🔔

vee

You're tryna kill us with these tags.

Jaz

THE TAGS AHHH

noonanoonayay

I'm so behind on your audio but this is going first in the queue!! 😤😤

diana

the "wtf go away" energy tho 👀😈😈

ky❣️💌🌷

this coming out on my birthday is a gift and a (super) curse - like omg yay but i literally just slung my bag over my shoulder to GO OUT and i had to sit down to read these tags oh my fuckin god

diana

happy birthday doood

Katana

the clarification on bodybag not being used during sex kills me hahahah

Lizzy

HBD!! 🥳

Katana

so hot for no reason

Lizzy

Cocky asshole type? SAY NO MORE. I mean hypothetically if someone’s favorite audio is your jealous exFWB voicemail one it’s a safe bet that this will make them happy right? HYPOTHETICALLY! 😉 Glad you’re back in business! 🫶🏻

diana

deadass

Strawberry

Happy birthdayyyyyyyy! 🥳💕

ky❣️💌🌷

thank you i was having such a wonderful day until i read these tags

Katana

BABE

Katana

oh this is going to be soo good

Lambda Sitta

Happy birthday, ky! I hope you have the best time and celebrate well!

ky❣️💌🌷

IM JK obviously this is a sexy little gift from the universe (and august, thanks!) but INCONVENIENT TIMING NONETHELESS!

Kacie Elektra ✨

Oh I already know this is going to be sooooo good! 🫠🥵 I’ve been fall decorating all day and I need a little filth to balance my serotonin levels. 😍

ky❣️💌🌷

[finger sucking] has me speechless breathless pouting acting up etc.

heymamas

AUGUST!!! Haven’t listened yet but ik you’re gonna have my jaw on the floor like always 🤭 There quite literally is NOOO other VA out there doing it like you frfr 🫶‼️

Lizzy

always🫠

Ella

This already sounds a lot better than what happens to that kid who kills everyone around him in Ultimate X-Men #41. RIP Jessi. 🙏🏻

moonmalice

This was just… wow 😮‍💨

heymamas

73 seconds in and I’m already eating this up ✋🏽🤭 omg

Ella

Love this already. It’s always good to see what you do creatively with genre work. And those tags?? Lord save me.

noonanoonayay

Your cocky commands and arrogant but hot narrations... good. lord. August. you do it TOO well. 😠 because of that, during the last round of cumming together with the listener...I don't think I've ever moaned that hoarse before. and the way you beg "stay the night" at the end just AGHH *SQUEAL SQUACK SCREECH *. thank you, sir. 🙇‍♀️

vee

Santa Maria, I need a fucking cigarette

noonanoonayay

Best birthday present drop ever!!! enjoy all but the best today!! 💜💜

noonanoonayay

he can dead my ass...? *sigh* *goes back to the drawing board*

Liz

AUGUST YOU SPOIL US T_T Thank you so much for giving us so many diffeent scenarios to enjoy, this is so amazing <3

rose

"that tickled, babe" SIR I AM SPEECHLESS

Maia (SullieBee)

*me trying to hold myself together in this chipotle rn*

Mj

The way my boyfriend texted me “ August post, go listen rn” …I just wanna thank you in advance for giving my man a new idea 😅🙇🏽‍♀️

sarah 💫

[Hypersensitive] tag created a reaction in me that I’m very excited to explore 😳 Also as an X-Men fan who was absolutely obsessed with Rogue as a teen, this premise is AMAZING holy shit I’m so excited Edit: I just reread the tags and saw [Overstim] fucking fuck I think I’m gonna die

Strawberry

The outercourse was SOOOO HOTTTT! 10/10 audio as always! 🥰

chai

"you came here to get off, so you're gonna do it right" i am Unwell

Jaz

Now that I’ve regained my sense of thinking 💀 my goodness August!!! I am absolutely in love with the way you’re able to play any character and make it yours. There will never be an audio of yours that I won’t obsess over and keep me up at night geez. At this rate.. I am going to run out of way to compliment you and your amazing work, but I’ll always be hear to remind you anyways!! Hehe

chai

PRINCESS??? you had me 2 seconds in with "bodybag" and now i am on the floor

Veen

I’m usually a Storm girlie; but today? TODAY? I’M ROGUE. 🦸🏾‍♀️

LoserErinMac

This one did something to my brain and I'm not sure I'll recover. I never thought an audio could hit so many of my favorite things, but this did it. My favorite part of smutty romance books is the banter and this 100% brought that to life. I'm dead.

Lizzy

Omggg SAME..not least of which bc GAMBIT jfc

sarah 💫

ROGUE GIRLIES UNITE!! ✊🏼✨

Deja

This is probably my favorite audio from u now!! Really well done! And incredibly filthy lmao. But it gives me such sweet nostalgia for Simon and Alisha from the British show Misfits 😭 So thank u so much for that bc I really was a ride or die for them. It's super fucking cute and sweet 💖💖

chula198705

More superheroes?! YES. Unbranded spider-person was the reason I gave in and signed up in the first place. More supernatural/sci-fi/fantasy in general, please and thank you. Take me to another world.

Ella

Yeah I get that we’re going for more of a Rogue vibe, but that’s immediately where my mind goes when somebody’s “superpower” is just killing everybody. 🥲 I was never very into X-Men myself, generally preferring international comics over American ones, but strangely enough that story is the one that made me interested. It’s just a perfect use of the medium. Anybody here in the comments who hasn’t read it needs to go do that now. Or after getting out of horny jail, I mean.

Ella

Hi are we besties?

H

This is hotter than a baked potato! Many thanks, Augustus and Cee (even the audio image is hot)!

caveghoul

you are…an artist

Samy

August I don’t know how you keep out doing yourself every time! Now this one’s my favourite though I’m sure it’ll be replaced in no time. The tags ugh this was filthy and delicious in the best way🫠😵‍💫 I’m kinda left breathless and want to immediately listen to it again 🤭💗

Katana

mara dyer book series has one of my favourite dynamics ever which is basically the same as this audio (girl who kills ppl with her mind/ guy with healing powers and immune to her) HE WAS COCKY AND THEY WERE KINDA RIVALS SO THIS IS BASICALLY A BONUS CHAPTER IN AUDIO FORM AND I'M FREAKING OUT BECAUSE THIS WAS BRILLIANT, INCREDIBLE, AMAZING, SHOWSTOPPING, SPECTACULAR, NEVER THE SA- ok deep breath... gosh you play the cocky characters so well and the way this one was written plus the whole script around it?? a masterpiece. a match made in heaven. this just hit every single spot that exists and more. the cockiness definitely added extra spice to the dialogue and some of the lines made me seriously weak in the knees. "that tickled babe" the urge to punch him in the face and then make out aggressively was so real, the spit and "i'm drooling for it" ... hooooly shit where was that in the tags like jesus have some mercy on us, almost took me out then and there 😮‍💨😮‍💨 this was so worth the wait and i'm going to be listening to this tommorow at work because i don't think i'll ever get enough of this banter (writing this sleepy at 4am but also high from the euphoria of this amazing audio so excuse me if it's an extra chaotic comment)

Maia (SullieBee)

*me trying to hold myself together in this chipotle rn*

ari

happy birthday ky!’

eno

i LOVE your comic-esque audios so much

Trin

This was insane…I’m speechless 10000000/10

Tee

I’m still shaking 🫨 love this audio…you sir don’t know the chokehold you have on me. Please make a part 2 this needs to be a series

rae

Wowowowowow I can tell you two worked really hard to get this to be as perfect as it is!! I thank you August for your amazing performance and incredible story telling! Send our regards to Cee as well for her writing skills! Really fucking loved that both the speaker and listener were little bratty shits lol. I’m gonna end up daydreaming about this audio’s universe with how fleshed out, set up and interesting everything was!

MrsSnugglePuss

I didn't know how I'd feel about the anti superhero thing but this one, the dialogue and attitude was just ON 🫠 I dunno your tone in this was just doing something special for me. The cockiness, the playful taunts, the breathy elongated words at times, the desperate comments, the enthusiastic and over stimulated ending 🥵 I hate you too. I hate you too. You definitely were trying to kill me with this one.... But if I die, I die. 🤷

Rya Li

YOOOOOO

Rya Li

This is the most wholesome comment on this depraved thread

call_me_dezzie💕

This one hit different, I'm shaking, thank you 🥴🥵

Thelnie

First reaction to reading the tags. Any Shatter Me fans here???

Stella

Happy birthdayyy 🎉

Chanel

ENEMIES TO LOVERS LETSGOOOOOOOOOO

c'est la vie

juliette and warner were my immediate thought LOOL

Stella

Hand kink, touch starved, pent up and overstim jfc I already know this is going to be amazing

Thelnie

I love them so much <3

Adrienne A

Another awesome story in this one- you’re getting better and better all the time at making the story both immersive and believable. Great work!

Rya Li

Okay this whole thing is a1 but idk that beeper noise at the end was real cool. Also everything else. Fiance was real Into the wolverine idea but I'm glad u didn't make your voice all gruff, i adored the smartass attitude tho, obvi we are all weak for that kinda thing in this comments section sorry this comments kinda rambly its late 🥴

Ruth Hope 🩷

In a word? Wow. Just, wow. This was amazing. I'm blown away. August, I gotta admit it, as much as I love your love of the more guy-next-door Peter Parker/Dick Grayson types of superheroes, you nail the whole asshole superhero thing so fucking well it's crazy. And what makes it even better for me is how you always come across in your SFW audios as so nice and cool and chill—not an asshole in any way... The contrast between your "normal" self and the way you play this asshole character and the asshole character in the tent/camping audio (a personal fave of mine) is so phenomenal and really exemplifies to me your skill/talent as an actor. In other words, I'm all for you playing asshole characters way more often lol #TeamAughole (we'll work on that; rough drafts are called rough drafts for a reason!) I'm just... Ugh. I'm so happy with this one. When I first saw Rogue in the X-Men movies, not only did I love her story and (eventually) her hair, but I felt so sad for her and always wanted her to find someone who she could love and touch without fear... Now that I'm older (and hornier), I'm realizing that I got a very specific touch-starved kink from Rogue, and oh hey, now I have an audio for that kink, so thank you. My favorite quotes/moments: - The nickname "Bodybag" just from the jump? Why do these types of characters do it for me so much? What the fuck? - "My little offer" totally feels like this character would do something so forward so I love that - the way she slaps him (deservedly) and he likes it 🙃 - "I, for one, am happy to help." - "That tickled, babe" - "Way to take all the fun out of sex" - "You only want me for my powers" - "You're just using me.. it's fine." - The way he admits having a low-key high-key degradation kink when he talks about expecting her to tell him she hates him while they're fucking 😂 #samebuddy - "We'll start with hand holding." Aww.. - "It's actually kind of touching that you're so afraid of hurting me... Underneath that hard exterior she really cares." Your acting here, your tone? Superb 🤌 - Calling her bossy 😤😮‍💨 - "Yeah I bet you wish I would shut the fuck up." It's complicated 😑 - "You ever think I'd be your first kiss in years?" The cockiness 😤😤😤 - *the kissing sfx* 🫠🫠🫠 - "Careful, you're going to pull my fucking hair out." - "It's like my lips are fucking tingling" ✨✨✨ - And there it is, my hand kink lmao - The way he begs her to slow down 🥵 - Your voice acting/breathing/moans during the handjob part 👏👏👏 - "Your hand feels better than sex... Better than a mouth" why is that so fucking hot??? What??? - "That's coming from someone who's actually been set on fire" I laughed lol - "Take what you came for" be careful what you wish for 😶 - "Ride me" 🎡🎢🚲🚴‍♀️🏇 - "Oh fuck me" @ 14:25 (wtf??) - "I can take it. Anything you want." - "You want me face-to-face?" I don't know if you have done a face-to-face position in an audio before but this is one of my favorite positions and I am here to say PLEASE USE IT MORE OFTEN IT'S SO HOT OH MY GOD - The way he makes fun of/degrades her use of sex toys/masturbation (the only way she can come without hurting or killing other non-invulnerable people) and then he says "I can be a toy for you" like booooyyy you're so jealooouus 😂🥵 - "I don't deserve you coming all over my cock?" (My face = 😀. literally) - Encouraging her profusely to come for him 🙃 - @18:46 fuuuuUUUck you! - "I've been waiting to make you come on my cock." 🥲🫠🙃 - "I want another one. I want another one." 🌋🧨⚰️😮‍💨 - "You came here to get off, so you're going to do it right." (Well I guess I have no choice also fuck you!) - "You're gonna lie there and feel it." @ 19:30 (Fuuuuuucccckkk YOU for that line read!!!!! Ahh!!!) - "I just wanna take care of this poor neglected pussy" lmfao I love this line for its literal sexual meaning and also my brain pictured this asshole finding/rescuing a sad abandoned kitten 🐈 in a dark alleyway while out fighting crime and naming her in a way such as to annoy Listener, so he can say shit to Listener like: "LP (short for Listener's Pussy) loves getting stroked by my big strong hands. Loves cackling at birds. Hates getting wet, unlike her namesake. You should come by my place sometime to meet her. I think you two would be fast friends." I just love the idea of big strong superhero guys having soft spots for animals okay? - "How do you rub that clit when you're all alone?" I had a kink before for being asked to show how I get myself off, so this line was very good for me 😌 - The way you low-key growled at the end of "It doesn't compare" (@ 20:40) just 🫠🫠🫠 - "princess" "sloppy girl" 🙃🙎‍♀️🖕 - The constant shifting back and forth between teasing her for wanting him and telling her how much he just wants to give her what she wants... Fuck. - "dripping with both of us" 🚑🚑🚑 - "so long since you've had your clit sucked" ✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋ STOP - "You're gonna have to ask for it" 😮‍💨⚰️ - "Look at you shudder when my spit hits your pussy" AUGUST I DEMAND SATISFACTION WE DUEL AT DAWN ⚔️ - "Ask for it, ask for it, come on" that whole part... The way he's being simultaneously submissive and dominant... Like he's the one begging for her to do something but he's still the one in control... Fuck lol 🥵 - "It actually feels so good to have my lips on you. It's like pins and needles on my tongue" and how he's just *feasting* on her 😩 August you are officially responsible for my burial costs 🪦 - "It's running down my chest" !!!!!! - "Squeeze your thighs around my head" 👏 - "I knew this bratty little pussy would taste so fucking sweet" SIR. - "That poor...untouched skin" - *touching his cock with her foot* and "let me stroke it all over you while I rub your clit" ⁉️ - "I want a real orgasm from you" 🥵 - Just........the creativity and how this asshole just isn't afraid to move around her whole body and do all sorts of different things.... I love that for both of them. What an artist, he is. - The way your voice acting is when you're encouraging her to come that second time? 🏆🏆🏆🏆 - *when he puts his cock back inside* - "I've thought about it... A lot" 😂 - Saying "good girl" when she slaps him?? - When he's going into the backstory of how he's wanted to fuck her since they first met, how he loved seeing her in her uniform 🥵 - The exhibitionism + size mentions???? - "fingers that aren't yours" 🙄👏 - "I got you, I got you, come on, baby." 🥺 - "As close as I can be" 🥵 - "I like being the only one who can fuck you like this" 🥲🚑 - "Poor baby. No one else man enough to handle you" the audacity I love it 😮‍💨 - "I hate you, too" I love how you keep up the enemies part of enemies to lovers thing with this... It's really hot. - "You deserve to come on some real cock" 🥵🥵🥵 - "Claw up my back. Mark me up. Hurt me" 😵😣😳 - "We make a good pair" 🥺 - The coming at the same time... 💞💕💗💖 - @34:00-35:00 just a solid fucking minute of supremely hot moaning and shivering and I'm fighting for my fucking life over here, August, goddamn 🚑 - "You trying to kill me?" He definitely wishes/has a kink for that!! 😂 (next comment applies) - "Nothin' special. Ow." I looooove the way she slaps him multiple times throughout the audio and he not only takes it but clearly enjoys it. It makes sense, the invulnerable man having a *pain* kink, whatever pain even is for him 😂 - "Seriously though, it was good for you? It was what you wanted? Good." God, your reading of "good" was so fucking good 💥👏❤️ - I love the sfx of her task force alarm thing, how the volume changed once she got the device it was coming from out from under the couch pillows or blanket or whatever👌 - "So responsible. This is why I didn't join that fucking task force." He's such a little lone wolf asshole and I love him 💕 - "Go be a hero" is both so cute and so perfect I love it ❤️ Soooooo yeah... This audio was fantastic. Since you did add some of your own lines, August, and we don't know which ones, I'll just say thank you to both of you, August and Cee (sickkophantic)! Truly a fantastic collaboration! Side note: I feel like it would be really funny and cute if he went from totally eye-rolling the task force and not wanting to be a part of it to suddenly trying to get in as soon as possible because wants to be around her as much as possible now lol. They're adorable already, okay? 💖 As for me, I feel as though I need a task force to come rescue me from myself, but other than that, I think I'll live lol. ✌️

Katznboots

This could NOT have been more perfect. Amazing work as always.

Adrienne A

Yes to this. ❤️👍🔥

Eden

I loooove when speaker is a cocky lil shit it’s so hot when they crumble during ✨SEXC TIME✨

Thelnie

Just another top 5 audio where I have like 15 top 5 audios. Just as a follow up: oral sounds 👌🏻👌🏻🙏. I have to know how this collab happened. Did they reach out? Did you reach out? How much collaboration or back and forth between you two? Who came up with the idea? I’m so curious about everything about this. I love this guy’s vibe. Total book guy. I love that cocky humor. Sighhhhhh what a great way to end the day.

ari

thighfucking!august LET’S GOOOOO

ky❣️💌🌷

i saw [finger sucking] and went blind bc [SPITTING]????? 😩 i haven't even listened yet and i have crumbled into dust

Winry

YES

Winry

This was so good I had to take my heart pill halfway through! 😅

lstninglzr

August…. this is the closest i’ve ever almost got to getting off. I could CRYYY (of course the one time I have to be extra quiet…WHY😭) I think I had my mouth covered the entire time to make sure my whimpers wouldn’t escape…. IVE NEVER HAD TO DO THAT. EVER. Seriously even if I never reach this point again with my struggle, I’m so so thankful that I even could. Tysm, August. I don’t know how every audio keeps getting better and better but I think it’s safe to say we are ALL more than grateful for it 🙏x🩷🩷🩷 P.S: (August in August is a whole other level of August).

CandyKane

drooling on the pussy saying “ask for it”? are you fucking kidding me?? this can’t be legal. a king among men 👑💓

Winry

Your audios are always mentally and physically satisfying. Literal perfection. ❤️

unkn0wn_lurker

I’m not even gonna lie ur characters always making me act feral with how needy he was especially at the end! gaaa enemies to lovers has such a grip on me! wonderful job as always! so worth the wait! u spoil us once again with ur amazing immersive audios! keep up the good work (:

midnight_munchies3

THIGH FUCKING???? RUNNING - NAY SPRINTING TO MY HEADPHONES

Lambda Sitta

Oh my goodness, I was literally thinking about you the other day!!! I'm so happy you're getting closer (pun unintended but still a little funny), and I'm rooting for you! Anorgasmia can go suck it. I hope you're able to kick its swearword to the kerb! And even if you don't, you're still so, so valid, whoknos. I would say you are more than your muscle contractions, but you already know that. Have an amazing weekend, hun ❤️

Naomi Corporan

So fucking good this was worth the wait! Thanks both of u 😘 ❤

sarah 💫

I’m 2 mins in and the slapping + “that tickled babe” has me needing to take a breath and calm down this is Not Okay

sarah 💫

!!!! Omg I’m so happy for you whoknos! 🥹🫶🏼 I’m rooting for you alongside Lambda and you’re so real for the mouth-covering thing I had to do the same haha 🤐😅 also august in august………yeah. Thought I could handle it. Can’t 🥵

Stella

I've been meaning to read this for a while but if it's got any kind of premise like this, I'm sold!

macie

How does this manage to press all of my buttons, good gracious.

aofnep

im 95% sure this audio is laced with an illegal drug and i am quickly and surely becoming addicted 😭

Ruth Hope 🩷

😂 I think you had something there!

Ruth Hope 🩷

*runs in a little circle around you blowing into one of those annoying party horns and throwing confetti* HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🎉🎺

Ruth Hope 🩷

Deja omg yes! They made me cry with their whole story and dynamic! God I need to rewatch that show at some point..

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmao just putting up some wreaths and listening to some smut 😂 I love that 🍂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Now that's a top tier boyfriend right there 🫡🥇

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmao and now I'm craving a baked potato 🥔😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Same!! A part 2 is a rarity with August but I certainly wouldn't mind one for this audio 🙏

Ruth Hope 🩷

God every time someone mentions their significant other being supportive of their August consumption in these comments I'm all 🥺❤️🥇👏

Ruth Hope 🩷

Yay yay yay!!!! I'm so happy for you!!! And I'm glad that even though you're still dealing with the same struggle, you're still out here listening and enjoying as much as you can ❤️❤️❤️

Kacie Elektra ✨

🤣🤣 I was! That’s like the perfect way to describe it!

Ruth Hope 🩷 (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-22 05:00 Same. We're gonna have to put together some AA (August-oholic's Anonymous) meetings at this point lmao
2023-08-19 15:58 Same. We're gonna have to put together some AA (August-oholics Anonymous) meetings at this point lmao

Same. We're gonna have to put together some AA (August-oholics Anonymous) meetings at this point lmao

sk8rgirl

Ummm so was anyone else visualizing rogue with Luke cage in this audio? Cuz holy fucking shit! No? Just me? Ok. Either way, that was super hot.

Deja

I know that's right!! Even tho this is obviously a lot more bratty than they were, the Simon and Alisha hive stays pumping 😭😭😭 When we hear our call, we RISE!

Deja

Also judging from ur own personal comment, were u a Nathan girl by any chance 🧍🏾‍♀️since it seems u have a thing for asshole characters (or was he a little bit too much bc there were times where he definitely was 🧍🏾‍♀️)

Kacie Elektra ✨

Yessss!! I’m a Spidey-girl and that was the exact same reason I subscribed to him! Now I’ve fallen down the August rabbit hole and I have no intention of getting back out! 😂

lstninglzr

awwww thank YOU SO MUCH for the kind words and support Lambda, Sarah and Ruth you are all the absolute sweetest my heart😭💖💖💖 means the world 🥹

lstninglzr

hahaha glad I wasn’t the only one, Sarah! 👀😳🥵 the teasing when he got super close but wouldn’t give in had me doing psychological gymnastics

lstninglzr

Lambda hope you’ve been well, hun! Your words were especially heartwarming and hope you enjoy your weekend too🥺💖 the one plus is that the more I listen to these, the more I end up learning about myself in new ways and that’s more valuable than anything so I’m super grateful for that 🥰

Ruth Hope 🩷

Um.... *cue "She Knows" by J. Cole*.... YES. You have nooooo fucking idea lmao 😂 Robert Sheehan good grief 😮‍💨 Some of my other favorite asshole characters (because of course I have a list) include: - Wade Wilson/Deadpool from Deadpool - Roman Roy from Succession - Adam Sackler from Girls (see Season 2 Episode 9 "On All Fours" starting around the 23 minute mark for a scene that I owe a significant piece of my sexual awakening to lol) - Thomas "Tom" Lefroy from Becoming Jane - Owen Harper from Torchwood - Osamu Dazai from Bungo Stray Dogs - Patrick Verona from 10 Things I Hate About You - James Cook from Skins - Benny Watts from the Queen's Gambit - Alex Claremont-Diaz from Red, White & Royal Blue So yeah... They're all different flavors of asshole but they all have a place in my heart ❤️🥰🙃

Thelnie

Ahhhhh spoilers sorry!! But yes read it now that you know this additional layer of their relationship. It’s enemies to lovers and you’re not really supposed to know until book 2 like acotar.

Thelnie

I usually make my husband listen with me (and he humors me) but we were separated last night because I’m at a romance book convention so I had to describe it to him while I listened 😬😝🫣 over the phone

Ruth Hope 🩷

Fuck that's low-key so hot/romantic I love that for you two 🥺 Also a romance book convention sounds so cool!

hala

i didn’t get a notification for this ahhhhhhh sooo excited to listen sounds hottt!!!

hala

hi august! just thought i’d mention this! i’ve been getting into audiobooks & u keep popping into my mind while listening cuz i like ur voice & think u’d be a fantastic narrator! specifically for the one im reading rn !!! it’s Vicious by V.E Schwab

ky❣️💌🌷

this was so fucking yummy holy shit. i need to listen a few more times & gather my thoughts because i have a thousand of them and this has incapacitated me

Ruth Hope 🩷

I'll be waiting patiently with my popcorn 🍿

ky❣️💌🌷

thank you everyone 🥰 horny book club 4 life 🫶🏼

Deja

Bruh say less, u had me at Roman from Succession 😭 I'm a bratty sub myself but I need a man who can dish it back to me and make sex more fun LMAOOOO the things this audio really did to me 💀 This is definitely an audio I'd share with friends to give them a little taste of August bc this one is soooo good 😭 Also another fictional man I love who's not an asshole but who is kind of a brat is Eddie Munson 😭 I'm so obsessed with him fr

ari

the end of these “asshole speaker” audios always get me, like the neediness at the end of this audio & the “you clenched when i called you baby” line at the end of your old tent audio. the sudden switchup of rough to vanilla just got a lil sumn to it 🤌🏽

ari

and the “really? i like you too 🥺” line in the other superhero audio WHEWWW YEOWWW

Katana

yeh it's me again, i can't stop replaying the ending, i love how pouty the speaker sounds. i find it so adorable how the cocky character is suddenly almost whiny because she can't stay the night🫠

hala

dialogue post-riding/pre-eating killed me goddamn so fucking yummy

ky❣️💌🌷

omg i must have gotten it from you hala, sometimes there are no other words besides yum yum yummy 🫡

electra

Getting called princess, baby, sweetheart in the middle of hate sex?! I’m so so so weak rn

ari

i listened to the tutor audio again recently and august actually says “yummy” at one point in it 😭 ur comment reminded me of that

Becky

this one's going certified platinum through my headphones 🫠

Rya Li

my fiance actually lowkey hates listening (i tried to get him to listen to a SFW one and he was like "wow your porn guy sounds like NPR" which was quite a blow to my ego) but he LOVES genre stuff especially superheroes so yanno, gotta keep him informed

Ruth Hope 🩷

If anyone wants a cute song that has a vibe kind of adjacent to this audio, check out "Bodybag" by Chloe Moriondo 💕

hatespit

this was so filthy i’m… speechless. holy shit, you’re so good at what you do.

Adaca

You can't keep getting away with this constant fire!! 🤌🏼

sarah 💫

Oh yeah August for sure sounds like NPR. Naughty Porn Radio 📻🔥

Thelnie

I loved Vicious!

midnight_munchies3

🎶 DONT KNOW IF I HATE YOU OR IF I WANNA DATE YOU 🎶

midnight_munchies3

I love it when these seemingly detached and cocky boys end up clingy and soft i need it like air

Daisy

okay at this point i dont know if i like your more soft spoken or cockier characters more. the range!! what is always great though is how you always make them feel multifaceted. your mild mannered characters always have an edge and your cockier ones have a softer side too (the ending to this audio was especially sweet) now if you could please excuse me i need to just lay in bed and process this audio

Liz McCombs

Finishing up a long overnight drive home after visiting a friend… was super tired and decided to have a listen. Oh my… I’m now reassessing how much I actually need caffeine in my life haha! Thanks for waking me up, A! 🔥🔥

pt_princess

This dropped on the first day of my vacation and it feels like a ✨️gift✨️

Ruth Hope 🩷

🎶 PUT YOU IN A BODY BAG INSTEAD OF MY BED 🎶

Rya Li

Sarah out here with the fucken ZINGERS ⚡⚡⚡

sarah 💫

10000% agree on all this Ruth!! Especially the Rogue thing, I always thought it was so sad she couldn’t touch/be touched and that definitely grew into a touch-starved kink for me too haha Omg also YES when M was disssing the task force I was like *cut to footage of him reluctantly/grumpily signing up for it the next day* 😂 he’s definitely gonna join just for her and she’s definitely gonna give him shit for it 🫶🏼

sarah 💫

Me too, I didn’t know that was a thing I liked until this audio! The brattiness/switchiness was sooo well done and that push-pull was so fun and balanced

amy

this one was so intense. i couldn’t even stop to think 😭 like god damn it was hot n so dirty

sarah 💫

I needed some time to collect my thoughts and remember my fucking name but I’m back to leave an obscenely long comment 👋🏼 FIRSTLY, the fact that we got Peter Parker-y, nervous, endearing Spidey!August in June and now we have this Warren Peace-type, cocky, asshole X-Men!August!?!? God, you truly spoil us rotten🫡 I didn’t realize how much I missed cocky, smug August haha I swear I could practically *hear* this character smirking like an asshole through the mic. Your range is astounding, I can’t understand how you can be all these different characters and still retain that unique ✨Augustinian flair✨ that sets you apart from the rest. That’s *your* superpower dude. This one hit soooo many spots for me, but I especially loved all the shit talking mixed with the “no one else can make me feel like this/I’m the only one who can make you feel this good” element. The switchiness was also really well done and opened a new door for me 😳 I liked that neither of them was a full “dom” or “sub,” they were both just brats taunting and teasing and fucking. That playful back-and-forth, taking turns being used/using was so fun. Some specifics I liked: •the kissing SFX!!! I remember you saying in a SFW audio that you find kissing SFX tricky but they sound soooo believable, it’s quite literally insane 👏🏼 •The power switch during the handjob, like………the “slow down” part really activated something new for me 👀 The “I don’t know if you get how fucking good you feel” and string of “fuck”s at 10:21‼️The way he’s like “shut up 🙄” and then “pls don’t stop” lol i love this dude’s insistence on being a snarky lil shit. And the “veins” mention?? 🙏🏼 •Finger sucking + “I can be a toy for you, I can be whatever you need me to.” I am learning some *things* about myself, gee whiz 🤠 •the way she’s actively trying to hold off coming just so he doesn’t get the satisfaction and he’s like “pretty sure you’re going to anyway” with that small laugh UGH SO EVIL AND HOT •”I’ve been waiting for that” straight into “I want another one.” 💀💀 I’m obsessed with him being obsessed with making her cum. Like he’s determined to make her feel good bc he’s literally the only one who can. Also the way he kinda implies that her orgasm is “his” is so hot. The build up/pacing for when she cums was perfection as usual 🙌🏼 •“Sloppy little mess” + “look at that” 😵‍💫 “Sloppy Girl” might be the new “Good Girl” for me 🫠 •dude when M started the whole “I’m drooling for it, ask for it, cmon. Ask for my tongue” I legit muttered “this fucking asshole” out loud to myself ahaha like!!! the drooling and taunting her to beg him…..How the FUCK, August. I’m fine. IT’S FINE. •The outercourse SFX at 28:19 + “you wish you didn’t love it but I know you do.” 😤 The way I had to take an angry deep breath to calm down bc this speaker is such a smug little shit!!! why is it so hot!! •“You’re slurring”🥇💯🏆 the fact that she went from no sex for years to suddenly getting strung out and fucked stupid by her nemesis in one night is TOO GOOD •Praising her for slapping him ⁉️⁉️🔥 I love how even tho he’s such a cocky jerk, he really just wants her to feel/release everything, the way he encourages her to feel it all is lowkey really sweet 🥹 •The little shudders and shivers as M comes, God you deserve an Oscar for that alone August 🏆 •“seriously tho it was good for you?” made me bark-laugh haha like sir you were there when she came three times in a row, yes?? Ok just checking •this girl has TWO superpowers: lethal touch AND resisting X-Men!August’s invitation to stay the night 🫠💪🏼 I would’ve caved so fast. Task force? What task force? Booty calls over duty calls 🤷🏻‍♀️ Huge major mega props to you and Cee for making my new favorite audio 💕 The fact that I can’t tell which parts are from the original script and which are your own embellishments just proves how natural and seamless your acting is and what a fantastic duo y’all are 💯Also ty for getting this audio out as soon as you could despite all the tech/laptop issues, that musta been stressful! This was more than worth the wait, thank you for all the hard work August! 🙌🏼

Ruth Hope 🩷

Omg Sarah I love reading what specific things you liked! So many things in common with what I liked and so many things I didn't catch/notice but hey I guess I just have go back and listen to it again for the umpteenth time lmao. Also totally same re the switchiness! Especially given the nature of why they're even having sex in the first place, that he's the only one who can give her what she wants; there's inherently a sort of power/leverage that he has over her because of that, in a way... so I'm glad that differential was played with via switchiness rather than done in a more basic sub/dom way.

Ruth Hope 🩷

Maybe their boss assigns him to be her shadow/follow her around to learn exactly how things are done at the task force, and they both pretend to be super against the idea, but the boss insists, says they need to learn how to work together despite their differences if they want to be a part of the task force team. Ultimately they both "begrudgingly" agree to his instruction... Cut to: her trying to take his training seriously at first but then he gets under her skin (and uniform) and they spend most of their mandated time together fucking instead of doing anything productive... The other task force members catch on; some find it annoying, some think it's sweet, some don't care at all. Essentially, he does learn the ropes eventually, but not without getting very distracted along the way... They wind up becoming a great crime fighting duo, having grown accustomed to each other and in tune with each other in more ways than they'd ever willingly admit. Fuck. I never realized how much I needed a story like this 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Romaaaan god my little slime puppy 😩 His part of the memorial scene fucking broke me, Kieran is incredible. And Omg EDDIE YES 🥺❤️❤️❤️ Truly an iconically bratty baby 🙏

6sheeshALaying 🦢

New here and what a goddamn TREAT. I was only listening my first go around and still managed to cramp my calf somehow.

sarah 💫

Aww ditto, Ruth! I love reading the different things that spoke to ppl, it’s so interesting to me. And yessss as I was reading your comment I was like “mhmm yep Ruth gets it” 😂💕 Yeah I agree! Good point about the leverage he already has on her. I love that Cee/August added the aspect that *he* felt something different with her too and she was effecting him in a way no one else really can either. Perfect setup for switches!

sarah 💫

Welcome to the “I’ve injured myself after listening to an August audio” club haha 🤝🏼🥲 Maybe he needs to include a disclaimer for us to stretch before listening lol 🙆🏻‍♀️

Winry

Yes to everything you mentioned. 😌

ky❣️💌🌷

hi august! i, obviously, really really loved this one. (i’m trying to be nicer, instead of kicking down the door like my hair’s on fire, which is my natural reaction to these usually) the combination of the circumstances & character dynamics was just…………………………….. sublime. like, speechless, cannot find the words. it's just two brats trying to win a wrestling match. delightful. this collab is so goddamn insane. you’re both insane truly i think every millisecond was perfection. some personal highlights: * right off the bat “bodybag”. he has clearly been dyyyying to call her this * “my little offer” i’m sorry i can’t help but imagine them at the refreshment table at this task force meeting and him being like, “what’s up. lemme know if you wanna fuck sometime, i’m pretty sure I can handle it. later.” * @1:54 WHY DID HE MOAN LIKE THAT. THEY’R ENOT EVEN. UGH * “that tickled, babe” i’m. are we gonna start a support group or something? i don’t even understand why this does what it does to me * “you telling me how much you fucking hate me while you bounce on my-“ stop. stop it. this made my scalp tingle * “we’ll start with hand holding” 🥺🥺🥺 * “YES, okay? you’re so fucking annoying. it feels… really good” well well well how the turntables * idk if you’re still iffy about your kissing sfx because…. jesus christ. good sounds 🫶🏼 * the kissing and the neck and the body worship omfg he’s so hungry for it i could scream * this is actually such a good vehicle for your hand kink stuff, so congrats & thank you * when she finally gets her hands on him and he can BARELY string together a sentence? academy award * “GOD you can fucking MOVE” yyyyyyyall mind if i start barking * “it’s been so long, huh, baby?” alright everybody run i m gonna start * “anything you want, anything you want” WOOF WOOF BARk * the sound at 15:25. feel like i got struck by lightning * whenever the F character in any audio tells M not to call her baby i’m like SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP HE NEEDS THIS!! I NEED THIS!!!!!! * the way they’re both treating it like a challenge is so, so specific and so delicious * “isn’t that why you came here? the way you’re fucking shaking i’m pretty sure you’re going to anyway 😊” i need to be sedated * “i’ve always wanted to see you like this”/“i’ve wanted you for so long” is the center square of august audio bingo * “why are you pissed at me? 🥺” this pouty tone omfg fuck you. the mental gymnastics of him being condescending in response to her like, reluctantly hatefucking him means he’s being encouraging and attentive out of SPITE but also in earnest?? y’all are actually insane for this dynamic * "sloppy girl" 🫢 this very specific like surprised, impressed praise makes me… completely insane 🫶🏼 * the way he’s breathing on her? drooling and spitting??? what in gods name. what is going on. this like, whiny, desperate service top-ness? begging her to beg him??? this actually put me in my grave. also the laughs in between are straight up evil, thanks * the last stretch is also complete nasty, desperate perfection. i’m just running out of language for how this makes me feel like i need to be handcuffed to a radiator * “nothing special. ow” is so cute for NO REASON * and obviously him begging her to stay the night makes me bounce off the walls. if she was like 5% less responsible we’d get a “really? then beg for it. beg me to stay the night. how bad do you want me to stay? how bad do you want it in the morning?” so maybe it’s for the best we don’t, because we don’t know what he would do and i don’t know what /i/ would do * i die at the thought of him at the next task force meeting, reluctantly eating pretzels in the corner because, well, she’s there this was such a strangely nice birthday surprise bc it put me through the fucking wringer so obvi i think it’s my favorite. they’re all my favorite, but this might actually be my favorite. this and valentines day. i’m sure that doesn’t mean anything! anyway, great job both of you, this made me clinically insane which is i think the highest praise i could ever give something like this

chula198705

Oh man, Luke Cage is a great choice! I've already embedded Wolverine in my imagination, but I'm gonna relisten with this new image. He works so much better for both the size difference and the invulnerability!

Mags

Jesus christ August I don't know how you keep out doing yourself but you always do 🥵🥵

sarah 💫

Not to alarm you ky but I think we share precisely one braincell 🧠✨ My reaction to 1:54 was the exact SAME i was like “hol’ up why is he sounding so slutty already??” 🤨 and the center square august bingo card thing made me cackle, it’s so accurate 😂 I feel super validated knowing someone else is STILL obsessed with the V Day audio as well. It’s been 6 months and I can’t stop thinking about it?? That’s very normal and fine, right?? Ok good. Hope you had a fun bday! 🎂(maybe esp fun with this audio as a cherry on top 🍒)

ky❣️💌🌷

hahaha omg i KNOW IT 🧠🫶🏼🫀 dude i cannot tell you how often i still listen to vday. bc then i'd have to kill you 🤭 & thank you!! i really did have an amazing birthday. and bonus Super August did not hurt 😇

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2026-09-22 05:00 great now i’m going to be anxious for the safety of my spidey bf until u make an audio where he comes in thru the window in the middle of the night and listener patches up his injuries 😧😣 that’s crazy!! kidding (…. unless.. ) but seriously, amazing as always!!
2023-08-21 07:17

ari

“nasty” is a word i’ve been wanting to use to describe this audio but i didn’t want it to sound like an insult. i just think august is an absolute freak-a-leek for this one

Mags

Omg your mind....

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2026-09-22 05:00 This… is fucking s-tier august wtf. like. ur insane for this. holy fucking shit. the cocky/bratty service top energy has me crawling up walls I’m so serious.
2023-08-21 16:04 This… this is fucking s-tier august wtf. like. ur insane for this. holy fucking shit. the cocky/bratty service top energy has me crawling up walls I’m so serious.

This… this is fucking s-tier august wtf. like. ur insane for this. holy fucking shit. the cocky/bratty service top energy has me crawling up walls I’m so serious.

mxjxllyfish

trying to be so cool and normal but 22:55 and beyond sent me into hysterics. “I’m drooling for it…” hey. 🙂 I’m gonna need psychiatric counseling 🕺🏾✨

Altair1272

I scream out loud seeing you upload,hhwjsjskskzk

MrsSnugglePuss

Haha I love we think alike 😅 exactly what I was picturing.

Altair1272

The part when you said "ask for it" my body go exploded 😭😭 mY GAWd

Katana

there's definitely crack in this bc i've been listening to this every day and i don't think i'm gonna stop anytime soon

mxjxllyfish

AND ANOTHER THING! that gentle/soft spitting? sir. my bones are vibrating .

Katana

it's sick

Rya Li

Ok "I've wanted this for so long" IS ABSOLUTELY the center square for August audio bingo and it fuckin hits EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Winry

I've had it on repeat for the past 3 days. I still get chills. It's too good.

kat

had to pause multiple times in this one cuz this one was just like……. too good. amazing script and amazingly acted. i have become feral.

kat

btw new to the Patreon and v happy i joined :))

kat

thank u babe!!

mxjxllyfish

it needs to be studied atp. how does it hit so incredibly hard every. time.

CandyKane

does anybody know if we’re getting “SFW audio (moans)” today🫡 ?

Ruth Hope 🩷

I'm just nodding and laughing at you barking and me now craving pretzels lmao thanks A LOT, KY 😤🥨🥨🥨🥨 But low-key I love that for him and I imagine him flicking a pretzel at the back of her head and her flipping him off behind her back lol

ky❣️💌🌷

you're welcome! 🥨 i imagine he noncommittally starts attending meetings bc he's is invulnerable to everything except her in the uniform 🤭

Liz_so

Oh my! August this was so damn good 💕

Lambda Sitta

I'm doing well, whoknos, thank you! Just busy finishing up the summer term then prepping for fall. The one benefit of being an older student in undergrad is how I'm used to the stress haha. Learning more about yourself is always valuable, you're absolutely right. What's the point of living if we're not constantly exploring ourselves and the world around us? I'm so happy that you're able to find silver linings in your struggle, whoknos. It's difficult, but hopefully it helps keep you afloat. It's okay to use a life raft when you know you're not close to the shore. Sending lots and lots of love and hugs your way ❤️

Defiant Mirror

Hi- new patron- here because a friend recommened your work and the timbre of your voice. She was not wrong Thoroughly enjoyed this - you know your way around a story /and/ a woman’s body. Thank you

Mags

Commenting a second time because I had to pinpoint my favorite phrases in this - "sink your fucking teeth in," anytime you said "more," "I want another one," and "let it all out." Chef's kiss.

sophie

getting flashbacks of this audio…august you don’t know how to miss 😮‍💨

kat

thank you my dear!!

Lizzy

Your comments never disappoint 🤌🏻 elite play by play hahaha

cmack

idk why but "That tickled, babe" just UGH 😩🥴💦

Page Chase

So I'm reading Butcher and Blackbird by Brynne Weaver and am on a whole dark romance kick in general. The whole "I'm the only one who can hurt you"/vice versa thing is consuming me and this was like aloe on a bad sunburn. I wonder if a kidnapping audio would be in the cards? Maybe with August as the most bratty kidnapping victim? My how the turn tables...

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2026-09-22 05:00 how do you outdo yourself every single time?!!!!!!! I so appreciate the way you go about these audios. you fall into the scripts/concepts so naturally that I’m never taken out of the story. it’s obvious that you never tie yourself down to anything and you go with the flow to make the narrative sound most natural and pleasurable. I love always having a new audio from you that I can truly get lost in and get out of my own head for 30-45 minutes each week ☺️ thank you for another banger as always august &lt;3
2023-08-24 10:33 how do you outdo yourself every single time?!!!!!!! I so appreciate the way you go about these audios. you fall into the scripts/concepts so naturally that I’m never taken out of the story. it’s obvious that you never tie yourself down to anything and you go with the flow to make the narrative sound most natural and pleasurable. I love always having a new audio from you that I can truly get lost in and get out of my own head for 30-45 minutes each week ☺️ thank you for another banger as always august <3

how do you outdo yourself every single time?!!!!!!! I so appreciate the way you go about these audios. you fall into the scripts/concepts so naturally that I’m never taken out of the story. it’s obvious that you never tie yourself down to anything and you go with the flow to make the narrative sound most natural and pleasurable. I love always having a new audio from you that I can truly get lost in and get out of my own head for 30-45 minutes each week ☺️ thank you for another banger as always august <3

Misa Yamamoto

🫠🫠🫠 when you make the listener beg to go down on them!! Wow that was kinky and hot and I wish someone would tease me like that. Forgot how much I love the dominant teasing august.

ky❣️💌🌷

omg roman? patrick verona?? ALEX CLAREMONT DIAZ??? EDDIE MUNSON!!!!! TASTE

Deja

Yes 😭😭 believe it or not I found August bc of an Eddie Munson tumblr acct LMAO what a big ass circle 😭

Deja

If my comment becomes a breeding ground for everyone to out their favorite bratty men, I'd be in heaven LMAOOOOOO

Delilah

I so appreciate your commitment to detail, and how you really become the character. Mandalorian, DILF, reluctant superhero, it doesn't matter. When I listen to you, I don't think, "Oh, August is doing a really good job with this script". Instead I'm totally sucked into the story and character interaction, with the bonus of crazy hot sex. This Moans subscription is worth every damn penny.

Ruth Hope 🩷

*hits play on "Gimme More" by Ms. Spears*

Luna

This character is soooooo good. I loved the contrasts too, like making the listener beg to be eaten out.

tiny

im gonna cry im DROOLING FOR IT? TEAAARRSS AH HHHH

tiny

god is real !!!

sarah 💫

Hi yeah sorry “you fucking hate me princess?” and “I want it loud this time, I want it fucking loud” have been haunting me ever since this dropped, I am so very far from ok 🙃 Also the more superhero stuff you do, the more I’m convinced I would explode in a way that would require residential evacuations if you ever did a Nightwing/Batgirl audio 🦇 the potential for mask(ed) sex is just like……..yeah.

Page Chase

Fuck yes to Nightwing and his fine ass.

Liz McCombs

“Residential evacuations” 🤭😍 love it!

Samantha G

I’m usually not a Nemesis/Enemy to Lovers person but I think I’ve been converted 😭 It might be because this hit close to home with the Listener being touch starved but fantastic audio as always

midnight_munchies3

thw way i would crumple and faint at nightwing august 😫

Sofia

THIS IS MY NEW FAVE ONE. Wow wow ow i just listened to it and it was toooo hot

macie

“Stay with me” oh BROTHER

Rox

This is my new favorite. Thank you thank you thank you August 🫡😮‍💨

Rox

“And I want it loud, I want it fucking loud this time” “Good girl sweetheart” jesus christ I might die

H.

Hii! New patreon. I saw one of your work on reddit and I was hooked. The amount of times I've listened to your audios there. Your voice is so addicting. The amount of details and how the flow is so natural. I've been debating whether or not I should join and totally worth it!! Subscription is soooo worth it.

geekinthepink

That "Stay with me" is gonna haunt me now

yanna

Real

firebunny

Like I said on reddit, this is my GAOAT (greatest audio of all time). I come back to it every week 😭😍

ky❣️💌🌷

ok this comment introduced me to chloe moriondo and I LOVE. EVERYTHING

Ruth Hope 🩷

Right?? My favorite of hers right now is "Take Your Time". Has such a great vibe 🙏👌💖 Also, since you like chloe moriondo, here are some other artists (and songs) that you might like (because I like them lol): - FLETCHER - "The One" - UPSAHL - "Wish You'd Make Me Cry" - ari hicks - "Sucker" - Peach PRC - "Kinda Famous" - Samia - "Minnesota" - Chloe Adams - "Dirty Thoughts" - KiNG MALA - "golden retriever boy" - Cloudy June - "FU In My Head" - emlyn - "god sent me as karma" 🎶🎶🎶🎶

Eevee

Yoooooo this was delightful!!!!!!

Jillian 🌷

Okay this one is gonna need a part 2 this was so good in so many ways

Lilah Berry

I became a patron JUST because of this audio. If there ain't a part 2 coming, that'd just be cruel.

kat

the entire oral part on this one altered my brain chemistry and i will keep coming back for it heh

alicesaurus

oh no, this is literally my favorite trope guess this is going on repeat until i extract every ounce of dopamine possible from it 🤷‍♀️

Ludmila

probably my favorite audio from you

Effie

It really baffles me just how good of a storyteller you are with just your side of the conversation. You're such a talented performer, August. Like... Incredible.

Anonymous

MEANWHILE IN GOBLIN HOUSE 🏡 Gobby: I'm going to make dinner and play more Alan Wake 2 or something. I'll listen to this audio again while I cook too. Yep sounds like a great idea! -31:20 minutes in- Gobby isn't mentally available right now. Don't try summoning her. *Typically I don't find myself mentally taking the place as listener character but some how it happened and I GET IT NOW 🤣 I UNDERSTAND. * - No katsu curry was harmed during this incident -🍛 20/10 Audio August. 👏

MiaV2048

I’ve been re-listening to The Bright Sessions and wow the bratty super powered dude vibes from Damien in the early episodes brought me back here.

PandaBB

I think I bluescreened for a solid 5 mins after this.

Grace

Love itttttttttttt, especially the Msub bit!

emiohmy

Oh my goddd I love it.

MirjaH

This did something to me I did not expect from any audio erotica, especially in a fantasy setting. For whatever reason I was able to identify with the FL here more than in any of the previous audios I've listened to, which is highly unexpected and unlikely. The ML did touch me, in more ways than one. So, again, well done, good sir!

PandaBB

I’m about to start this podcast because of this comment! I’ve never heard of it, but it sounds interesting af.

Kizø._.Beanz

I'm putting it down like this I'm find one person that you can actually be intimate with and you hate him? Marriage immediately like I'm marrying him there is no way out of it Acting like he's not desperate by telling you to ask for it but in the process revealing how desperate he is for you to ask for it

Kizø._.Beanz

I wonder if he's like developed a pain kink, because being immune to feeling it is one thing but does it make you prone to wanting people to attempt to make you feel it

Kat

absolutely one of my favorites but i’m a big fan of enemies to lovers, love the banter between things as well as how they seem to react to each other, would absolutely give my left arm for a part 2

peach

gave this a relisten, and my apologies. i did not appreciate this enough beforehand. when he’s drooling desperately to give her head, my brain actually got rewired in ways i don’t know is good for me or not.

Kizø._.Beanz

I love how he says he hates you but then he wants you to stay at his house and cuddle with him

big fat thock

This gives such RoguexGambit vibes...ive been obsessed with this audio. Idc if its been 6 months I would trade my nonexistent firstborn for a part 2. August I beg

TruelyBlue218

This is definitely a favorite of mine. Discovered this audio during a particularly shifty bday,actually. Was laid up in the hospital for a few weeks when I came across this beauty and I've got to say, I'm OBSESSED. You are hands down my favorite VA 😍 🙌 ❤️

Phoebe

ughhhh this is art, i could listen to this every day and never get tired of it

Kizø._.Beanz

Unsettling amount of relistening

smeechie

This, the masked one, and the Spider-Man one has me on a CHOKEHOLD. The way you control your voice and switch is actually so hypnotizing

katsu

Idk if anyone else is into The Boys / Gen V but it’s also giving CatexAndre/Sam/anyone really

amanda

if this audio has a million fans i am one of them. if this audio has ten fans i am one of them. if this audio has one fan that is me. if this audio has no fans i am no more on the earth. if the world is against this audio i am against the world. i love this audio to my last breath

B

this is probably one of the dirtiest audios to date like i had to pause it a couple times and calm myself down it's so hot omg😭😭

SevereTrashDelusions

Listening to this for the gazillionth time to motivate me to get through night shift 😍 will always come back to this one 💕

Amy 🌙

Everyone was all "Nemesis this, Nemesis that," and naively I thought, 'how bad can it be?' I was wrong. This should come with a health warning.

baggyhaggy

I come back to this one soooooo much I absolutely ADORE the genre audios!! My fav thing about porn really is the plot lol. If u ever do more superheros, I'd love to hear a deep voiced grumpy but soft Wolverine/Winter Soldier type pretty please🫡(respectfully ofc)

KWoww

The amount of times my eyes went 😳 is many.

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

You’re too good at the genre audios. That’s it. That’s the comment. 😮‍💨

akiscigarett

i’d pay so much money for a part two i’m so serious

aliyah

*slides you $13 and a spider-man trading card* maybe this will convince you to make a part 2

peach

back here again 😓 august this audio is genuinely one of your best i’m telling you right now i’m grabbing you by the shoulders right now and shaking you listen this is so unbelievably good the playfulness, the charisma, the enemies to lovers trope. this is not right

kaye

i keep coming (ha) back to this. unbelievably peak

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

🎵 Now Playing - Hero by Enrique Igleasias 🎶 Damn, I missed this audio’s birthday by a month. Apologies, king 😔. Revisiting this was a true delight because this is one of the audios I played into the ground before joining the Patreon, but haven’t listened to since then. Once again, Hubris whispered lies in my ear: “this one is good! You won’t blackout while listening, it’ll be fine. You might even be able to do work while you listen!”. So so wrong, I played myself, such a humbling experience, thank you 🧎🏿‍♀️ First off, the head canon. I think these two pairs would work well here: 1) Rogue & Magneto: it has to be him as he’s the only person as hot as her, I’m sorry! Specifically thinking of his Hickman Krakoa manifestation in the all-white suit, the sexiest he has ever looked: https://tinyurl.com/92mvbznf 2) Wonder Woman & Wally West’s The Flash: specifically the Justice League Unlimited versions. Your voice in this one… I have to liken it to Boyfriend’s Best Friend’s voice to describe the madness induced. I can hear his eyes roving over her body, I can hear him licking his lips, I can hear the smirks and the aura of aloofness. This VOICE! It makes me sick! Regarding the sexual dynamics, this delicious voice adds to the illusion that he has power over her (in a withholding, mean [non-sexual] way). He has the goods, she *needs* them and cannot get them anywhere else (whoa, is this a gentle tap on the 4th wall too?). Lucky for her, she’s in the ACU, and in the AITW pleasure economy, she doesn’t have to fork over some inordinate sum of her dignity in exchange for pleasure. She just has to submit, just handing over as much vulnerability as she wants (which is ultimately all of it to be totally vulnerable to his invulnerability). This is especially delightful because he’s a PLEASURE DOM 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉!!!! And he is playing it so cool, so easy breezy, that the immediate loss of composure gave me whiplash. Delicious! Truly he is having his World of Cardboard moment! He too gets to enjoy the thrill of fucking someone without holding anything back, demanding more and more and more knowing she can take it. I must devolve into more base thoughts because this audio humbled me so….. – The one-two punch of “The way you’re fucking shaking, I think you’re going to anyway” + “I want another one”. He was peeking out, but officially the Pleasure Dom awoke, and I had to scream. Danger was afoot. – Minutes 19:30 to 23:45. I don’t know, dude. These four minutes were so so fucking brutal, I was fighting for my life. I thought, “oh god, oh no, it’s the pouty taunting voice, *my* nemesis!” Coupled with fingers in mouth and fingering?!???! TKO, perfectly brainless. In fact, I may have never had one. It was so perfectly atomized, the grey matter maybe never existed in the first place. “Bad news: you’ll have to ask for it”?? Now you’re just fucking with me, you *do* have a microchip in my brain, I knew it! And I *did* kind of hate you as you kept doing the fucking voice! DROOLING ⁉️ ON ⁉️ IT ⁉️ To quote the demon that I pay to take an egg beater to my brain, “that’s just too much, isn’t it? That’s just too much for you to hear”. Yes, it very much was, and I will be listening again moments from now. Then again after that! — Desperately need “princess” to make a comeback, either as title or pet name. To me, the yummiest word for a taunter 👸🏿 — Such a cute ending omg, they’re so happy 😭. The pleasure dom has found his partner in the infinite game! She will be late to *several* task force meetings! They are insatiable, I am so happy for these two! I mentioned Wally West being a nice fit (teehee!) for this. Do you know which other member of the Teen Titans you’d absolutely body in an audio? That’s right: NIGHTWING, your boy!!! Bludhaven’s ass himself. The writing would obviously be incredibly good, but I’m most excited about the VA possibilities. He’s such a loverboy, but also so unreasonably hot that I think it’s an opportunity for a good ol’ superhero transition. Loverboy voice → smug mega hottie voice. Spanking Bestie, Third Date Breeder, DT #8, Clark to Superman vibes. Idk! Could be fun! I look forward to hearing it when the CHW tier opens. This last one confirms what I already knew to be true: your genre audios should be classified as schedule 1 substances. Thanks, August, you goddamn lunatic 💗💗💗

sarah 💫

Omg Gabriella I loved all your points about this audio! Reading some of the later comments makes me feel like I’m reliving the audio for the first time all over again and is such a sweet (if pulse-increasing) experience 🥹 BUT ESPECIALLY…your point about Nightwing‼️ idek how many times I’ve commented (probably four, but it seems like more) about August doing a Nightwing audio, he would annihilate it to shreds. My heart is performing acrobatic stunts (aha) just thinking about it! 🦇 the push/pull between a dick/babs thing would be insaaaAne 😵‍💫

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

It would be so annoyingly good omg. Genre, creative SFX, humor, hot Nice Man™️ to deranged freak transformation, peak S&L banter…. It’s got all the ingredients for an AITW Instant Classic!!!

KWoww

Just the best. <3

SS

Now I know why this is one of many people's favorites.

lexi

this one is on constant rotation

aliyah

this audio genuinely lives rent free in my head. mortgage free. the speaker/listener dynamic is so fun! i love you “annoying, charming boy x annoyed, flustered girl” ships. i love the implication that the listener is sort of stuck up (maybe i’m extrapolating too much from the “princess” comment, which i love) and that he’s the only one who can poke through that armor. i super-duper love the end where he pretty earnestly wants her to stay?! shoutout to the listener for entering a male dominated field (leaving the hookup early because you have work). i live in delusion so i’d like to believe this speaker fell first And fell harder, whereas the listener ends up repressing her feelings more for angsty professionalism reasons (and to not give him the satisfaction, honestly).

aliyah

32:40 “poor baby, no one else man enough to handle you?” i actually almost bit through my lip at work LMFAO. this guy is such a cocky, condescending piece of work and it’s so hot 💔💔

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Really exposing myself here, but I envision this Barry Allen, a picture I’ve had saved to my phone for ten years, as the annoying charming man in question: https://imgur.com/a/0Ro5LdV To me, your head canon is spot on. And for that reason, would YOU 🫵🏿 give THIS 🖕🏿man the satisfaction?! His head would explode. But how long could she resist, this man is ready to give her everything, and though she’s perceived as the Woman Who Has It All, she doesn’t……yet!

aliyah

GABBY THE POINTING?/!: i feel like i’m on trial‼️ on the one hand i am too stubborn to ever let a man feel like he won me over when i can tell it’s the kind of thing he’d tease me about forever. ON THE OTHER HAND… like you said, he’s ready to give her everything…. temporary embarrassment for long-term gain (of a deeply unserious boyfriend). i fear i sympathize too much with this listener as a fellow stubborn, touch-starved girl who’s seen as an overly responsible hardass. who among us would not fold for someone that is willing to deal with a little difficulty because they want us that bad!! love a good “it’s rotten work / not to me, not if it’s you” ship OHKAY.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH (THAT YOU'D FOLD FOR THIS MAN)! “it’s rotten work / not to me, not if it’s you” Yes yes, exaaaaactly. Could you imagine how the tone and implications of "princess" would change over time as she allows herself to be a more reasonable amount of responsible all the time? It makes my head spin, the temporary embarrassment might be worth it!

aliyah

NUH-UH _| ̄|○ I HATE MEN FR…….. (i want him to hold me in his strong superhero arms fuck my Life.) you get it so bad as usual. imagine a soft mdom audio with this fucking guy⁉️⁉️ having to coax and encourage and lightly pressure her to relax, like actually unwind for once in her life and let him show her a little kindness. maybe it starts off as a little massage between colleagues but i—I MEAN SHE—ends up folding into his hands and the intimacy just escalates from there with all those soft touches and kisses and so on. maybe some praise too. return of the princess nickname. 🥰💭 yeah. was i supposed to be paying attention in my class rn.

alicesaurus

this audio has lived rent free in my head for almost a year. what in the actual fuck. if this was the state of the MCU rn I'd 100% be back in the fandom.

tanisha

i don’t even wanna admit how many times i’ve listened to this one lmfao. fantasy/sci-fi + enemies to lovers always hits

canyon🔥🗡️

I love the genre audios, especially this one; the "cocky asshole with a desperate soft spot for a hyper-independent woman that can't stand him" dynamic is deadly 🥴

nasa 🧸

oh how this would always be a favourite of mine

mimi 🌻

you’re gonna sit here and tell me this ISN’T cardinal and starling years down the line…. sure okay

Peyton bergeron

this audio is and will always be the best audio

Piper

My bad, I recently commented that the (not) Spider-Man audio is my favorite (still adore it), but I think this is truly your best work. Rogue has always been my favorite superhero, especially 90s animated Rogue, and this is my favorite speaker character. The writing and acting are in perfect harmony.

Piper

Also props to the original script writer. Just incredible work all around!

Cait

Ky there are times I wish we could message on this platform but I didn’t wanna add to what was happening on a diff thread but just know your joke was funny!!!!! and your posts have been thoughtful considerate and kind. I saw your edits where you were worried about how your joke was perceived and there are plenty of people who got it 😭

ky❣️💌🌷

hahaha omg caitttt. i am obsessed w you time traveling to august 2023 to "message" me 😭 thank you so much for saying that, that really means a lot. ♥️

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I’m so glad I’m back here, this audio is deliciously filthy 🤌🏼🤌🏼

Anna 🌺🦕

somebody on the recent poll mentioned the idea of a sequel to this and i just figured id bring that idea over here to give it a heavyyy +100

KWoww

This audio is my Roman Empire

Space Lillies

And Im back to this audio… again. Jeez its too good.

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

The way I’d practically be petitioning for a 🦶🏻 kink audio at this point after hearing 26:30, come on! 😭🤌🏼

Zarinthia

Rogue and Deadpool..? Never thought of that combi before but this audio makes me think of them, especially the cocky speaker. I'm a dc girl but xmen and spiderman are my rare marvel loves. Love this. I super love the way you stutter and shudder for the overstim bits, made for a super immersive experience. Ps I was too immersed and started feeling sad for gambit but then I thought oh mmf with gambit. That drawl. Oh dear.

Sara

“I want another one” 🫠🫠🫠 ok yes, but who are you? Who am I? What day is it? What year is it? I am now running on one braincell, and it’s yours apparently 😂

Space Lillies

Almost 2 years on and this is still one of my most favourite audios.

Emina anime

DESPERATELY NEED A PART 2

Isabel

As a Rogue/Wolverine shipper I’m sooo happy I found this 🤭 pls consider a part 2 🧎🏽‍♀️

alicesaurus

back again. jfc these two won't get out of my brain. this is peak hate-butnotreallyhate-fucking, my greatest weakness. speaker pissing listener off at every turn and earning his smugness is so delicious, and that little waver of vulnerability at the end getting steamrolled by Duty™️ ughh, i could die i love it so much. i want these two idiots to ruin each other in the messiest way possible forever while also being very big budget prime time drama about it, where the plot just needs to put these sexy people in Compromising Situations™️ for our delight, but the plot says fuck it and gives you a compelling mystey that makes you froth at the mouth with each new twist and coreographed fight scene overflowing with UST that forever alters your brain chemistry. You understand.

Anastasia

I come back to this one again and again and again. Such a great premise. Amazing execution. We NEED a part two so bad. This time he seeks her out cause now sex with others just can’t compare. So he shows up hat in hand so to speak for round two, and three, and …

Ari 🌕

Love them bad. Need a part two.

anna

hall of fame tbh

fitzsy 🐞

It took me so long to listen to this one, but I have *never* reacted to any audio the way I did just now. 😵‍💫 I genuinely had to pause at the drooling/spitting/begging bit and start forcibly laughing out loud (like a maniac!!) to self-regulate because otherwise, my only other option would be to scream at the top of my lungs for ten minutes straight. I'm not exaggerating. Now I'm sitting here listening to the rest of it jaw-dropped and flabbergasted. What did you put in this??? What were you on making this?? I'm losing my goddamn mind, dude. What the hell? This should be illegal. This is so ???_((&(#$)_@(!!!!!!! I'm so???¿??? (/pos)

Loretti

How did it take me so long to listen to this one?? It's immediately in my top 3 favs now. If you ever do part 2 I'm gonna be so fuckin happy istg 😭

Valentine

This is a generational audio tbh

Ikang

Listened this first on quinn and honestly, please, what do we have to do to get a part 2 because DAYUM this was a good one huhuhu

Jaclyn

The “bad news, you are going to have to ask for it” part was diabolical in the best way

Y

enemy-charlie xcx coded

Sarah G🌻

This one will always be in my Top 5 all time favorites ❤️‍🔥

ski

this my favorite one

Rae

Same!! 🫠

B N

26:28 foot on cock enjoyers, come get your juice box

Rae

Give me this on a loop 🥵

Soph Rasberry

“I’m drooling for it.” I-… oh my.

Bunny

Loved the story. Thanks for leaving me a wet satisfied mess😈💋.

Bindi

STILL such a banger. I know it’s a collab but I continue to hold a candle for it. Or at least the kind of unleashing the frustration/exception-to-the-rule/taunting vibe.

Tilapia

Where was in 2023 and why was I not melting over that laugh at 1:10 three years ago??

🙈🙈🙈

IM LATE ASF, but can we get like a sequel? 😅

🙈🙈🙈

Who does Listener have to blow to get a part 2 for this? 👀