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[PATREON EXCLUSIVE] Dirty Talk #9 [Did You Miss Me?] [Whispering] [Mdom] [Choose Your Own Brattiness] [Possessive] [Hands All Over You] [Eye Contact] [Standing] [Clothed Touching] [Stripping] [Size] [Spanking] [Choking] [Manhandling] [From Behind] [Size Mentions] [Hard Fucking] [Good Girl] (Patreon)

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2023-10-13 23:00:03
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Hey! Using my travel kit and I'm a liiittle frustrated with the audio, but I hope you like the vibes. Hope it isn't getting too familiar! Maybe I'll go way out there for my next dirty talk hahaha. Enjoy and have a great weekend!Names Used: Sl*t, good girl

Comments

rose

missed you so very much

midnight_munchies3

literally vibrating rn i cant wait to listen to this tonight !

nina

we’re all frustrated; for different reasons though 🥴 excited you’re back!!

Kacie Elektra ✨

The start of this!! 😍😍 do I mind if you whisper!? HELLLLL NO! Did I miss you? HELL YESSSSS!!! 🤭

bec.

Choose my own brattiness on this Friday? Don’t you threaten me with a good time.

sophie

missed you king

Claire

happy freaking friday for us 💗💗💗💗💗💗

Lizzy

Did I miss you, you know I fucking did

Misa Yamamoto

I don’t really read the tags but the font is forcing me to. And I’m not.l upset because I’m looking forward to listening to this.

megs

ladies and gentlemen we’re so fucking back

hala

u sound so hot missed u

rae

I feel like a whore for blushing at “Did You Miss Me?”

hala

eye contact manhandling size mentions And from behind. my favs😣

ky❣️💌🌷

the first part is making me delusional, goodbye

J

Opening with "did you miss me?" 😩😩❤️ sir I've been camped here for a month ⛺

megs

the way this was my exact reaction LMAO

J

same

hala

big strong hands😞

megs

just tried to listen to this while very much not sober and made a noise that no human has made before imma see y’all tomorrow morning

MrsSnugglePuss

I'm back from my back to back Sleep Token trips and sitting here having the post concert sads. Thanks for the pick me up I needed 🥰

riri

"Did you miss me ???" The answer is no, obviously 🤥

mxjxllyfish

“did you miss me??” like THAT???? shut up. shut the fuck up right now. 🧎🏾

Stella

"Did you miss me?" As if I haven't been perched here for the last 26 days waiting for your return 🤣💕

mxjxllyfish

heavy on that part. de👏🏾LU👏🏾LU ✨

hala

“been talking so much about big cock in my audios- i don’t mean like it hurts- unless u like that” Plssss that made me laugh

sam

yes, i did miss u daddyyy

Lizzy

I'm still smh..WHAT AN ENTRANCE

hala

“did u miss me” 😩😩😩

Lizzy

I CANNOT..

Lizzy

I know that you don't want anybody like you want me..SIR.. Quite the reentry (heh) from vacation hiatus. What is this getting familiar you speak of bc despite the format they are not the same. Did not disappoint..never does..yes, I/we missed you very much..❤️ ps. feel free to go all the way out there anytime you like

sarah 💫

Reading the “did you miss me?” tag made me need to close the app, put my phone down, and take a deep breath with eyes closed. I’m like, scared to press play.

mxjxllyfish

I paused at 0:26 and am truly terrified to keep going.

megs

i literally got to 0:40 and was like no i’m not strong enough rn we gotta do this another time

ky❣️💌🌷

there's no way this is legal. aren't some of you lawyers? what the fuck

bec.

“I pay this man monthly to rob me of my dignity and then I giggle about it and say thank you.” This. If he ever needs to list reviews for his audios, this is it. This is the one. 😂

ari

i read the first tag and the BOOM vine sound effect played in my head

H.

your voice makes me soooo weakkkkk ahhhhhh

H.

"did you miss me?" Sir, that shouldn't even be a question.

Zzzphoria

Oh damn, you got me by the way you started! Welcome back!!

kenna

i yelled out loud when i saw the [did you miss me?] tag. you’re too good and i’m never gonna recover

ari

1 minute in and i’m sweating

Strawberry

YES, WE DID INDEED MISS YOU 😫

Little_Lapine

...Not even 30 seconds in and I'm kicking my feet and giggling gah

riri

It's scary how your voice can make me flustered and/or sleepy 🫣 like, I feel a certain form of tranquility when I listen to you 🫣

chai

i thought the comments were exaggerating. but no i really am having to stop this every 15 seconds to throw my phone across the room. damn

jordan

“did you miss-”YES.

firebunny

Hi baby, welcome back 😋

lauren

I love finding people who share my niche interests. August is also helping me with post Sleep Token blues

Lizzy

I think he did 😩

Lizzy

TO ROB ME OF MY DIGNITY omg

Lizzy

✍️

MrsSnugglePuss

Haha my people! 😍 so theres 3 of us Sleep Token August ghoulies. The 2024 tour can't come fast enough. We were so emotional during the last show in Pomona. Vessel crumpled to a ball kn the floor at the end of Ascensionism and it broke me 😭 Sick New World went on sale today and I'm happy to know they're coming to where I live so I got 1 festival scheduled so far. I'm debating on flying to London in Dec for Wembley. My toxic ex has box seat 20 tickets and offered me free tickets because he wants so badly to meet the husband who he lost to. Sleep Token might be worth the fist fight? Maybe? Yes... or Yes?

ky❣️💌🌷

tiana your halloween costume lasted like 3 days. it's only october 13th. i even changed mine to be spooky/evil!

MrsSnugglePuss

Lol well let me know which cities you are going for when announced. Maybe the August sleep token dark romance gurlies end up at the same one. 🤣 we were talking favorite audios in line and hand kinks 👀 It's mad fun.

Ira's Glasses

@ky: I'm preparing to give my dissertation on this audio in the morning and I want to look presentable 😆 Jim Dwight shall return before the months end lol

Lizzy

🫠🫠

phonons

Welcome back! The first 2:30 of this audio should come with an extra warning. You're a menace, mister! Also, I shouldn't be this affected by someone exhaling into a mic, but here I am questioning many things about myself 🫠 Completely unrelated, but I had missed the Patreon update and opening this post in the app was something. Scrolling down through the title and tags made me feel like that Squidward meme where he's pointing his finger with the word "whore" across the bottom

pt_princess

How was Sleep Token??? They didn't announce any dates where I live so I have to live vicariously through everyone else 😭 also August + Sleep Token is a Venn diagram tbh

MrsSnugglePuss

Haha they both get us in that voice kink. Vessels giggle has me deceased. I traveled to other states, IDGAF. I'm willing to go anywhere. They were great and it's interesting how the earlier shows were fun and silly and this last one was definitely more emotional Ves. They are absolutely great live. He sounds so fucking good. IIs drum fills and live riffs on the songs are great. III is such a great vibe captain. IVs screams at Vore was just perfect. I cried a whole lot. Especially Atlantic. It was kinda odd in that last year on 9/26 -10/10 I went through some traumatic things and I realized that I got tickets for 9/26 and 10/10. Just like Euclid "I just gotta leave this part of me behind" and I did. I cried it out and left equally lighter and raw each show.

sarah 💫

No fr i peeked around me to make sure no one was behind me (I was completely alone in my living room) before clicking the post and was assaulted by the massive (sexy) tags. Gone are the days of being a subtle sneaky slut 🤷🏻‍♀️

phonons

Lol I felt so exposed and I live alone! And yeah, I'm never opening this app again in public. Not even to take a peek when there's a new post

Deja

"Did you miss me? Is there nobody else that can make you feel the way that I do?" FIRST OF ALL!!! SHUT UP!!! second of all......yeah 🥹👉🏾👈🏾 But also I'd say this is the first of ur dirty talks where I actually had to listen to it a second time all the way thru bc the first time blew me away so much that I had the urge to smoke a cigarette before jumping back in again and busting a nut 😭 Ur sick and twisted fr oh my god

c80-kiNz

we were waiting with bated breath for this post and i feel SO rewarded ☺️ hope you had an amazing vacation!!

daahling

There he goes again….giving us a good reminder why we were waiting around and re-listening to older audios for two weeks. 🫣😅🥴

bec.

Holy shit, my community is here too??!?

sheju

Thank you for this! I don't know why but this one... Hit all the buttons... I hope you're refreshed and recharged from that vacation! Can't wait for whatever you're preparing!

Amanda

Fuuuuuuuuuck😫

Misa Yamamoto

Haha when he asked did you miss me I thought yes yes I did august. And then he asked are you desperate? DeSpERaTe??!??!! Yes. Yes. I am very much desperate.

Misa Yamamoto

I know people by their profile photos. And if you didn’t mention you were Dwight I wouldn’t have known. But now I know.

Misa Yamamoto

Haha we’re all over here with breeding kinks, exhibitionism, a little BDSM and we all fold at you missed me?

Misa Yamamoto

Honestly, have absolute no brattiness in me. Absolutely submitted my entire being with did you miss me.

Violette

It's a good day to be a brat

Deja

No bc when he said he wanted me to make CONCERNING NOISES???? I knew I was with like minded people 😭 bc for me if sex doesn't have us sounding like wild ass animals and swearing by the end of it, I didn't have fun 🤭🤭

ky❣️💌🌷

haha can you tell this comment was from before i even pressed play bc same. jello

Undercover

“You want that cock?” Sir I- 🧎

Misa Yamamoto

You were naive. You didn’t know what was coming your way. I think not hearing new august content had our ear holes extra sensitive.

MrsSnugglePuss

We're everywhere haha. We gather here to worship...the voice kink. 😝

Demoiselle

The vibe is veryyy appreciated ✨ thank you! But I do miss the warmth and clarity of your voice in your OG setup. Also, I didn’t realize it until now.. but the soft sounds in your dirty talk audios, like the sound of your breaths, and lips moving together when you speak or when you do the swallow + exhale thingy.. it contributes A LOT to the “sexiness” of the audio. It gives this organic feel (idk what the right term is, but you know, the things that make it sound like the speaker is whispering in my ear rather than me listening to a recorded voice) which isn’t as apparent with your travel kit setup, understandably. Shure sm7b ftw! I’m actually thinking about getting one but it seems a bit too much for my use case which is just mainly work calls and chatting/gaming with friends lol. But damnit I wanna sound good, too! Haha

ky❣️💌🌷

yes, but also he seems to get exponentially better each time so those things TOGETHER

Isa

August knows too much

Demoiselle

Haha right?! It’ll be nice if August puts the tags in the description instead.

Chanel

there i go being delulu for august again

theophania

“Did you miss me?” Oh sir you’re a menace and you know it huh

sarah 💫

The soft laughter in the first 20 seconds made me smile so hard and then you hit us with “did you miss me? I missed you” and my jaw fucking dropped. I love how you play with the 4th wall in a way that’s casual and fun instead of super intense and overly personal. The whole bratty/eye roll/“oh were you gone? I didn’t notice” thing is soooo up my alley so I felt extra called out In this one 🙃 “you probably told yourself that you didn’t want me this bad” was such a targeted, personal attack, like that is my exact defense mechanism!! pls lower your assault rifle!! The “I think I want you to take off your clothes for me” part was so……casually demanding, just so subtle but hot, holy moly. No matter how “familiar” these might seem, you always impress me with your intimate tone or perfect mix of tender and filthy. That being said, I’m in full support of you exploring “way out there” DTA content too 👀 Also!! This might be cheesy to say, but I’ve personally found these audios really inspiring?? I think listening to you talk about specific moments/dynamics in sex has helped me feel more comfortable with talking about what I like and why. I feel like paying closer attention to things you mention like subtle body movements or tiny moments of quiet intimacy and it’s been really fun to ramble/learn about what I like! I’m so glad you took the leap and tried something new and vulnerable with these audios 🫶🏼 tysm for our welcome back present August! 🎁

Vikzn
>>119759228

yo same??? except back to back sleep token and bad omens 😭

Vikzn

This hit just as hard as the other dirty talk audios, my dude. The vibes, immaculate. The "did you miss me?" evoked noises from me that were entirely involuntary and lacking in dignity.

MrsSnugglePuss

Lucky! I was trying to see bad omens but they were playing the night before I had to leave for sleep token and I just got a new puppy. slSomeone gave me a frenchie who is a dickhead and my other dogs hate her so I didn't want to ditch her off longer than I have to on my MIL.

caveghoul

you definitely know what you’re doing.

Demoiselle

He’s being way too comfortable breaking the 4th wall we shouldn’t have let him watch Fleabag haha jk pls continue

222 lucien

this literally saved my day😭😭

Girly

I can't give enough praise for your talent, skill, and general rizz

Girly

You should totally do one of these that drops all pretense and is direct to the listener

kat

looooove how you used your vacay as a lil fourth wall break. also will never ever mind your whispers :) great job as always august

ky❣️💌🌷

omg sarah. my sister. i feel the same way about my big comments- it's helped me become more comfortable exploring & analyzing what i like & how to communicate it! even when i'm like "idk why i like this but.." i usually stumble into the reason, even if i get it wrong at first lmao. and the fact that i've told friends (a very trusted few) about august & horny book club in the first place is a testament to how far i've come in comfortably talking about uhhhhhhhh spicy stuff (i still have a long way to go, hehe) 💘

adlitam

Miss you? Desperate? All of the above August 😳

sar

did I miss you?? of course not… I wasn’t waiting around your patreon or anything…….

moonlightasilk

oh my do i adore your voice, nothing else gives me the same flutters <3

elle

"did you miss me?" YES HI I'M ALREADY ON MY KNEES

bec.

The way I use their logo as my pfp just so I can find yall online. But honestly, it’s the voice kink, absolutely. Fuck, speaking of… I need a new lead singer of a band audio stat.

Lizzy

The directness of that clothes line hit me the same way I think bc of the masterful tone change. He's got us lulled by this dreamy cadence and then the hard edge of that DEMAND was like a slap of cold water. Gah

yanna

oh my god 👁️👅👁️

bianca

Getting hit with "did you miss me?" followed by "I missed you" in the first 30 seconds has me gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

Dafina

“I hope you don’t mind if I whisper” BOI I’M FUCKING FERAL

mxjxllyfish

My friend, get you a privacy screen protector! Works like a charm 🫡✨

Liz McCombs

I mean I guess I missed you 🙄😏 Holy shit this was hot and not too familiar at all. Though I wouldn’t mind some light wall slamming and/or breaking a few things to clear a table for activities. I think you can up the ante on control, can’t you? 😈 Maybe I should have taken a time out before commenting to calm the brat storm you kicked up by simply speaking. But, it’s important for you to see the damage you’ve done 🤭 this audio was killer, A 🔥cheers

chula198705

Big same on the inspiration, Sarah! My marital sex life is the best it's ever been and I give more than half of the credit to August for helping me be comfortable with language I never used previously, which allows for both deeper, more open intimate conversations with my husband, as well as better communication during actual sex. I always had trouble finding the words I was looking for, or I would get shy up in my own head and be nervous to say what I wanted and sort of vocally shut down, but I've gotten so much better at it lately!

MrsSnugglePuss

August definitely needs to do a music one. There was a vote for that before, bandmates scenario but didnt win. I hope that gets brought back to consideration eventually. Or for my own selfish reasons... being a roadie and banging the singer. 😅 hello it's me, a former touring tech.

bec.

I need this audio idea to come to fruition immediately if not sooner. Sleep Token has me gnawing on the bars of my enclosure for it at this point. Also what a cool gig!

MrsSnugglePuss

It was but also tour life is brutal. I'm stuck in a bus with no privacy, 14 hour days are typical, days off were rare on tight schedules. When I was secretly hooking up with the lead singer of a metal band I worked for, it was odd getting yelled at by my boyfriend at work 😅 fun when I was young though.

Deja

THE BRITTANY BROSKI REFERENCE HAS ME SCREECHING BC EXACTLY THAT 😭😭😭

bec.

Not me just finishing a romance book about a lead singer falling for his merch girl. I love this for younger you, but I can see how that would have been hella weird! But tour life sounds brutal af, not that I’d expect anything else.

MrsSnugglePuss

That's me! I did merch and wardrobe. But had experience in lighting and blocking set ups so I helped with sound and light checks. It was the board game competitiveness sassing him all the time which got to be touchy feely wrestling which turned into flirty banter which turned into this is a long Europe tour into a US tour we should just be FWBs secretly. I am currently writing a novella of this trope based on Sleep Token. 🤣

diana

thanks for the shoutout auggie, we all missed you 🙄🙄😂

mxjxllyfish

the broski nation vs horny book club venn diagram is a circle

sarah 💫

@demoiselle I’m actually truly terrified if he ever did a direct “speaker to listener/I’ll tell you what to do as you’re listening” thing like I…….would need to have paramedics on standby ☠️🚑

sarah 💫

Ky yessss I love it I love the growth in this lil community!!! 🥹 it’s so cool that we have this safe space to explore and try new things and grow ugh I love it here #hornybookclub4eva

sarah 💫

@girlinareddress Omg yesss the tone switch is always what gets me, the transition from casual, goofy august to direct, commanding august is….so goooood

sarah 💫

Alice that’s amazing, I love that for you!!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼 i deffo give august heaps of credit for my growing sexual confidence and general open mindedness too. it’s so awesome how this content can actually help relationships and self growth!! 🌱

ky❣️💌🌷

i LITERALLY was about to say hmmm it's giving ex fwb yum!!!

riri

"I know that you want me the most. I know that you don't want anybody like you want me" feels like "you may listen to other people but in the end you always come back to me" and... Yeah, it might be true 🫣

bec.

That’s what I’m talking about—go the fuck off. And hi, it’s me, your resident eepy novella test reader at your service.

Misa Yamamoto

Great breakdown of the audio. I feel like I’m in a socratic seminar sitting in a circle discussing the audio. I’d hope they don’t put a word limit.

MrsSnugglePuss

You know if I ever get traction on it, 100% the person I want to hire would be August to voice it. But yes I'd be down for test readers. Haha if you're not a booktok there's a bunch of us Sleep Token Dark Romance girlies on a discord called Dark Tombs. You should join. I get almost banned for my hoe stories lmao 🤣

MrsSnugglePuss

Dark Tomes & Tombstones is the group.

axel

Oh… that opening line??? Ohhhh boy

Misa Yamamoto

I think the whole fandom would just break. It would be too much for us to handle. (Please do it august if you’re reading this)

PeachyKeen

The measured tone you maintain while saying these things is absolutely its charm. You’re perfection

sarah 💫

Omg YES I knew I’d find members of broski nation in Augustopia 😎

Dafina

This is a very classy way to put it lol

moonmalice

I’m 3 minutes in and I’m pretty sure this one’s the hottest DTA so far 😮‍💨

Violette

The first minute had annoyed and turned on at the same time like WTF? I think I said "STFU" at least twice. Rolling my eyes, shaking my head, and biting my lip smirking - simultaneously.

riri

Very true ! *Insert Tom's gif ascending to heaven*. To think he had the nerve to say "did you missed me ?" he's a threat 😔

Lizzy

Oh shit..I didn’t even consider the idea of the exfwb reuniting until just now and it’s 🤌🏻 fucking perfect

Spyldbyndslvg

This man, y’all. 🫠 I didn’t know I was capable of blushing and c*mming at the same time. 16:54 really took me somewhere.

Beth

I was read for filth in the first minute of this

amy

lady boner NOT GONE

mina!

I’m a minute in and this is insane

Bee

"Are you a little desperate for me?" 40 seconds in and I've found myself physically nodding

Koko

who let him cook like this

chai

fr… a whole chef at this point

Raven

I... wow. Okay, okay. These Dirty Talks get better and better, I swear.

Kat

Truly infinite rizz

anna

rly feelin like this audio should have taken me out to dinner first

Spyldbyndslvg

Right? I’m pretty sure this audio got me pregnant.

Spyldbyndslvg

The way he was stroking that 4th wall in the first 30 seconds 💀

Ruth Hope 🩷

I'm not ashamed to admit that I beamed and laughed at those opening whispered lines + giggles 😂❤️ Fucking CHEESED 🧀😁 all cozy in my bed, the pj's on, fucking smiling... But then.... That "um"?..... And..... • "Did you miss me?" 🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑 1. Uh how FUCKING DARE YOU?! UH, YEAH?! OW! YOU'RE GONNA CALL ME OUT!? AND FOR WHAT?? (Thank God for everyone who kept the party going in the comments section otherwise I don't know what I'd have done all those August-less days.) 2. But yeah. A quick "fuck you, sir" for asking that question so fucking devastatingly, nauseatingly wonderfully, and then having the nerve to giggle 🙄😤). Oh, and thank you for not getting lost on your trip and falling down a well. Good 👍 • GOD. I JUST UNPAUSED AGAIN. "I missed you"!!!! FUCK YOU!! I'M DEAD. I'M CURRENTLY ENTOMBED. SOMEONE PUT ME UNDER A FLOORBOARD AND CALL EDGAR ALLAN POE BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO TELLTALE HEART SOME MOTHERFUCKERS. FUCK. • "You a little desperate for me?" WHY. WHY DO I KEEP PAUSING TO TAKE NOTES. EVERY TIME I UNPAUSE, THE NEXT LINE FUCKING UPPERCUTS ME AND MY HAND SMACKS MY LEG AND MY MOUTH SAYS "GODDAMN IT." I gotta. Hm. HM. Okay. • "Is there nobody else that makes you feel the way that I do?" Literally pinched the bridge of my nose. Yes, sir, no one else, no one else, no one else. Need me to type it again??? Cuz I won't! Will! Fuck! (Also, side bar: for a travel kit, this mic sounds pretty crispy crispy good 👍👍) • "Surprised at how your body responds to my touch... My voice" (I've devolved. I'm a microorganism, now 🦠. I'll still need a coffin, though. A microscopic goddamn coffin.) • "Clothes on, of course." Of course. 🤷‍♀️🙃 • "I know that you want me the most." • "I know that you'll do anything for me... Let me do anything to you." I'm numb. I'm floating. I'm a vessel. I'm a lost soul. I'm a piece of dandruff on a baby cow on a goddamn farm. I'm nothing. I'm the world. Help. • "I wanna own you. I wanna fucking claim you." My adoption fee is zero. I can be found on the side of a highway in a trash can. Meow. • "I'll wait for you" the king of Patience 👑 • "The warmth and the strength of my hands." ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 • Okay: funny thing, but I struggle sooo fucking hard with eye contact, so at the part where he's like ~I don't want to break eye contact~ my fantasy was like stuttering like "but ma'am, that's impossible for you in real life, so much so that even your fantasies cannot accommodate such a request." BRAIN. FIGURE IT OUT!!! 😡😡😡 • "When I rub your pussy..." and @6:20ish that "oh yeah" ??????????????????????????? Fuck. • I'm both very relaxed by this audio because of the low, murmuring tone and very flustered-flumoxed-frazzled because well y'all already know • "I try to take my time, but it's so hard... So hard... And you're looking back, so you can see how hard it is." I love the little giggle after—not sure if it was because you were proud of your seamless double meaning with hard (taking time is hard (difficult) because I wanna fuck you + my cock is hard (erect) because I wanna fuck you) or if the giggle was for something else. Either way, huge fan of all of that 💌💌💌 • "Can see how it's bulging for you." 😮‍💨 • "Hm... Do you want it?" • "I like seeing you try to answer that question. Especially with my fingers inside you.. and rubbing at your clit." Can flesh and blood shortcircuit? Can someone go check the breaker box???!!! • "So wet for me...that you can hear it." Uh yes I'd like to make a report. Yes there's been a triple homicide. Me, Myself, and I. Yes, I can hold. 😐 • "With your mouth open and your eyes wide like a good little slut." I think what really gets me about this audio and so many of your other audios is the way this calm, smooth, low, heavenly voice is saying things that hit like beautiful horny bricks. That contrast, between what's being said and how it's being said, it's your ~thing~ and I'm so familiar with it, but it still gets me so good. • "That wet, slutty little pussy." Order, order! 👩‍⚖️ Bailiff, help!! • "There's not a second where you don't have my hands on you." #teamhandkink • @11:12 we need the dictionary to give this sound its own word because fuck. Fuck. It's not quite a moan but it's not a groan or a whine... Fuck. • "Keep moving that body, completely naked and exposed." • "Fuck yourself on my hand." • "Hang your mouth open...and moan." • "Come on. Moan for me." • "I keep your mouth open and moaning." God something about being forced to have my mouth open... Maybe it was all those kindly orthodontists I had during my childhood years but damn it I definitely have a "your mouth stays open until I tell you otherwise" thing going on lol 😅 • "Drink in those moans." 🥤🥤🥤🥤 • "Taste those moans on my tongue." 🥵 • "I want you to feel like I'm on you. Like I control you." Well then do I have some good news for you! • "You gonna come for me? You gonna come for me? Come on. Come on, be a good fucking girl. Be a good girl and come for me, like that, tipping your head back... Tasting my mouth on you... Writhing in my hands. That's how I want you to come." *Gurney rolls by, empty, IV cord dangling, hospital gown discarded, a suspicious trail of blood leading to the conveniently apparent sunset* 🌄🌄🌄🌄🌄 • "I want you to know what a little slut you're being for me." ✅✅✅✅ • "Knees shaking... Do I have to hold you up?" • "Smack that ass." • "Grip your throat and hold you nice and close to me." • "Come. Come for me." • "Then I wanna hear you say it... I wanna hear you say that nobody makes you feel how I do." Would you prefer regular or megaphoned because your girl can do both 🤷‍♀️📢 • "You don't have to say those words, but, that's what I want the takeaway to be." Lmfao I love that about you, August. Even when things are so hot and intense you give us these moments for personal creativity 🫶💖 • "Forcing you to arch so I can slide it in from behind. Just like that." Aaaand fuck you! • "I just wanna see the look on your face when I feed it into you." August you always bring the most creative fucking verbs in these dirty talks (see: sawing, punching, more I can't recall right now). Fucking SO good 💯💯💯 • "I've been talking so much about big cock in my audios, you know?" I'm listening 🧐 "I don't mean like it hurts, unless you like that. I just mean that like, it feels big, you know? Feels filling... Stretching. Satisfying. That's what I mean. Like, overwhelming, I guess. Like.. you see stars." Stars.... August? Stars? What? How is that literally the most poetic thing I've ever heard and the hottest thing I've ever heard. It's making me go 🥺 and 🥵 all at once, but again, your brand to a T. • Like you feel a little helpless." Nobody help! *Whatever the opposite of SOS is* 🆘🚫 • "I don't want you closing your eyes." The intensity of being forced to keep my mouth and eyes open? I'd probably combust. • I wanna see that you forgot how good it feels. I wanna see the surprise that's there again." #ourboylovestosurprise 😌 • "I'll fuck you nice and hard, don't worry." Nary a doubt in my mind, good sir 🤠 • "We can rub your clit together." Teamwork makes the motherfucking dream work, baby 🥵🥵🥵🥵 • "We can toy with you. Tease you." 🙃🙃🙃 • "Make your feet squirm against the floor." 😮‍💨 • "I love fucking you like this." • "I love holding you in place like that, for every thrust." The utmost control 💯👏 • "The only thing I want is to fuck you." 🧺 I need to be put in a basket and sent down a river. • "I want you to make those kind of sounds where it's like concerning. Not too concerning, obviously. But just like... Not the kind of sounds you make to make somebody happy... Not the dignified sounds. I want you to make the sounds that like you actually can't stop yourself from making." *9 minutes of applause and standing ovation at Cannes* 🏆 • "I want you to think about where you want my cum. I'm not gonna tell you, so you can just think about it." The creative freedom 👏👏👏 • "Think about that for me while I fuck you as hard as I can." 🫡 And then.... Silence. Bravo. A new favorite for sure. 10/10 💐💐💐💐

Lambda Sitta

I laughed so much at this comment, Ruth. I love the way your mind works! My favourite thing to do at the end of a busy day is to read all the long comments you all leave. Such an enjoyable way to unwind ❤️ Also, I am adding "pretty crispy crispy good" to my regular rotation of compliments. "Pretty crunchy munchy good" doesn't cut it anymore

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmfao happy to expand your compliment rotation! And omg that makes me so happy that I made you laugh! 🥰 I love that reading the comments helps you unwind, because it does that for me, too! I don't read any of an auduo'scomments until after I post my own comment, so it's always a giant pile to catch up on, but it's super fun to see where everyone else is at ☺️

lisa

just subbed to your patreon… binging all the audios 🏃🏽‍♀️

Tavo

ky❣️💌🌷

oooooooh august you got ruth big commenting on a dta that's how you know it's juicy!!!!!!!! and omg i say "seeing stars" all the time (i've definitely said it around here at least once bc, come on now. look at the material) so i was so tickled when he said that 🤭 im dead at "i need to be put in a basket and sent down a river" and "triple homocide" lmfao. my friend laughed at one of my comments where i used "on all fours and barking" and i had to explain to her i had to invent new ways to say "insane" or every comment would just be INSANE 45 times. we're out here innovating language bc of this guy 🫡

Ruth Hope 🩷

Which dirty talk audio is the last one you would rate a 10/10? Also, when you say Patreon exclusives, are you referring just to the dirty talk audios or to other exclusives?

Ruth Hope 🩷

Haha thank you ky! I always appreciate your inventive word choices! Also I love your new nickname, Madame President 🫡. That's so funny you mention it because you're right, I normally don't go full big comment on the dirty talk audios because they're more casual, which makes me feel more casual. But there's something about the meta-ness of this one that just got me. Even though the sex isn't super complicated and is similar to things we've heard before, what makes this dirty talk unique is how he plays with the boundaries between the fantasy/story of the audio, and real life events. August was literally *gone*, on a trip, and a lot of us missed him and felt his being gone in real time... By incorporating that reality with the first few lines at the beginning of this audio, August directly involves us in the narrative; us, the patrons who experienced that very real August-less period. (I wanted to use the word "non-diegetic" in this essay but couldn't figure out how, lol). I can imagine being differently (but still) affected by this audio if I hadn't been a patron prior to/while August was gone... The meta aspect certainly would be lost on me, kind of like an inside joke... So is the nature of human experience, I suppose; sometimes we get to be on the inside and sometimes we get to be on the outside of various experiences... Anyways... I think I need to take my brain for a walk lol

Ruth Hope 🩷

This audio is sponsored by: OtterBox lmao

Ruth Hope 🩷

@Demoiselle I am the dumbass/accidental genius who recommended Fleabag so I apologize and you're welcome haha

Ruth Hope 🩷

@alice that is so fucking awesome!! I love that for you and your husband! ❤️

Ruth Hope 🩷

@Tiana I love your commentary! Especially the "I'm not sure if I've ever mentioned before" part lmao I literally snorted. Whenever I read/hear the word "cocky" I immediately hear it again in Han Solo's voice from A New Hope when he tells Luke "Don't get cocky!" In this case I yell back: "um DO get cocky, please!" And I love how you mention the "big head" thing. Such a hard line to walk as a creator or even regular person, but it's definitely important to remember to take time to be fully proud of yourself. Also, if Patreon did a word limit, I'd have to do a link to a Google doc or something lmao

Lizzy

👋🏻👋🏻

ky❣️💌🌷

no ruth you're so right, you articulated it perfectly! i was so shook all i could get out was "u r straight up evil" hahahahahaha so thank you haha tiana i picture the same thing, the cartoony stars and birds 💫 and omg that comment. OBVIOUSLY everyone is entitled to their own opinion! but that was just so far from my experience i was actually confused lol

mxjxllyfish

YES BIG RUTH COMMENT THANK THE MOON. you have such a fantastic way of putting reactions into words. “Whatever the opposite of SOS is 🚫🙅🏾” is EXACTLY it.‼️ I’ll see you down the river, I have basket snacks! 🫡✨

sarah 💫

Wait omg you guys that comment!!! 😬 I’m so glad to see you all had the same reaction I had, that’s definitely a moment where a direct DM feature would’ve come in handy. Obvi ppl are free to express their opinions but like ky said, i (and seemingly many others) had such an opposite reaction so I was confused.

Ruth Hope 🩷

@Tiana Lmaooo 🤣 Could you hear my tail rattling?? 🐍 I am very rarely confrontational in real life; at my last job, multiple of my clients (I worked in mental health) complimented me for being so "calm and chill" haha. For some reason, though, when I'm online and people come for my most beloved things, I get this special kind of ~vigor~ to protect and attack... I've worked hard to tame it over the years because I don't want to be toxic ever again... But... sometimes shit happens and the venom starts flowing 😅🐍🐍🐍 Also I'm glad you feel the same way and thank you for putting into words "technical vs taste based criticism and the validity of one over the other." I'd happily read your essay because I'm genuinely interested. 📖 Also sorry for the choking but I'm glad you enjoyed the reference 😁

Ruth Hope 🩷

Aww thank you, jxlly!! (Not sure if also spelled jelly haha). That is so kind! I I feel so safe and comfortable and understood by this community, and that gives me the confidence to let my creativity off the leash in my comments, which I'm so grateful for 🥰 And I fucking love me some basket snacks!! 🥨🍪😋🧺

chai

AHDJFK NO LITERALLY

Brooke

I'm kind of surprised I didnt see any comments about the end? Maybe I'm one of the few who made it that far, haha? But the ending is what really did it for me. I was absolutely thinking about where *it* was going to go and then it ends? Like I'm frustrated but I like it? Anyways thanks for this 🩷 well done as alway🤌

Defiant Mirror

The whispers are making me moan 🫠 and that ending … 💀 Part 2? I like travelkit August 🥵

Liz McCombs

I just listened to this one… again 🤷🏼‍♀️💯✖️and then I read your comment top to bottom. Everything. ALL THE THINGS. So on point. So perfect. Ruth you spicy little thing, you. 🔥🖤

anodaw89

How is it possible to be satisfied and still feel so frustrated? Ugh can't get enough of this 😫

kat

wondering if you’d ever do a JOI audio 👀 feel like you’d kill it

Iamnobody00

This is my fave. Can I ❤️ this a million times? I come back to this after a bad / long / tiring ... I just come back to this all the damn time okay. The "I like that"'s just gives me the feels. 👀

Sheena

This is the best comment that’s ever been commented on the internet. Hands down. Kudos to you!! Now I have to listen to it again.

Ruth Hope 🩷

Oh my God that's so sweet of you, Sheena!! Thank you 🥺❤️💕

Altair1272

Now after I'm free from financial problem, I finally can listen to all audios I was missing! Did you miss me? Because I was missing you SOOOO bad xDDDDD LOVE YOU

Brazen Hussy

Did you purposefully leave Dirty Talk #8 out? 🥹

Lambda Sitta

Dirty Talk #8 Frustration is available on Patreon for the Murmurs tier and above, just like this one. You can find it by using the Patreon search feature! Try searching "dirty talk" or "frustration." I'm assuming you're talking about the collections, which may, on occasion, be missing audios. On my end, the Dirty Talk Collection does contain the eighth dirty talk posted in September. There's quite a bit of content and Patreon can be buggy, so your best bet is to search, filter, or use the tags. Let me know if you need any more help!

Brazen Hussy

Thank you, I found it. Though I am mildly disappointed there aren't more "hidden" audios I haven't listened to 😂 Good thing latest audio just dropped 🥳

daahling (edited)

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2026-09-22 05:00 Re-listening to this and damn...the way you deliver some of the lines in this one. 😮‍💨🥴 ".....the way that I do." "And I know.....I know that you want me the most."
2024-01-04 09:25 Re-listening to this and damn...the way you delivered some of the lines in this one. 😮‍💨🥴 ".....the way that I do." "And I know.....I know that you want me the most."

Re-listening to this and damn...the way you delivered some of the lines in this one. 😮‍💨🥴 ".....the way that I do." "And I know.....I know that you want me the most."

Anonymous

Listening to this and the company holiday party audio …I’m in serious need of a full length mirror cus wheeeew 😙

nala

i really like this one <3

Anonymous

Some of the things August said here affected me way too much. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ But also. The 4th wall breaks, haha. The way I was so immersed in what he was saying and then he.. (15:30 & 17:08 onwards) :)) I ended up laughing in between, lol.

Kizø._.Beanz

Funny thing when I get bratty I start random cursing I've called many people a bitch

Amy 🌙

Okay I've been working my way through this collection. Bearing in mind this is only #9, every single time I think "Holy fuck, this is my new favourite. He can't top this." And then he does. Every single time, I'm proved wrong. EVERY 👏 DAMN👏 TIME 👏 There's something✨ 🌶️ spicier 🌶️✨about this one though. It's kinda giving long distance relationship/phone sex vibes. Can't quite put my finger on it but it's sensational nonetheless. Edit - this came to me while watching Deadpool & Wolverine at the cinema 😂(the lasting impact of this audio is unrivalled) The speaker character is like the toxic but irresistible ex who knows you aren't over him! He's a walking red flag 🚩🚩🚩

Bri

I'm back after a few months' break💃🏻 and even though I have lots of stuff to catch up on (so excited) THIS audio is the first one I'm listening to because I knew that the 'did you miss me' theme was gonna hit so much harder this time. And man was I right! 🤣 Sublime. As always.

aliyah

i know we have a hand kink-specific dirty talk audio but i have a disease that makes me think about pretty boy hands all the time and this audio feeds into it so much. the constant touchiness and manhandling and possessiveness is so unfathomably hot. so is hearing someone as soft spoken and relatively reserved as you are be so self-assured in your possessiveness, ie “i know that you want me the most. i know that you don’t want anybody like you want me, i know that you’ll do anything for me. let me do anything to you.” if this audio has no fans i have left the earth and am in heaven (listening to it again).

aliyah

also, to be completely self indulgent for a second, the fwb implications of “you probably told yourself that you didn’t want me this bad, or that it wasn’t that good, or that i wasn’t worth it. but now you know that i am, now you know that you were lying to yourself” + the ensuing potential brattiness for the listener remind me SO much of the dynamic between the speaker & listener in the superhero enemies2lovers audio. am i basically writing a love letter to cocky, charismatic august now? maybe! is this me tacitly pleading for a sequel to that audio? ALSO maybe (yes)!!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

The case study DT for puppet!!! Obviously, you did not say it, but I was totally and completely transfixed, hypnotized by these 22 minutes and 58 seconds. I had only listened once as it’s one of the older audios that my brain+ear cannot process well. For my second listen, I wanted to go for ✨immersion✨ and save it for a time when you went on vacation or just got busy etc etc to try again on desktop. Because you have cracked open the insatiable part of my brain with Corny Holemark Man (not a compliment, I have work to do, August 😒), I became impatient and had to listen to this. I was too curious! Well, curiosity killed the fucking cat. It has only been three days, not three+ weeks, and this did make me miss you. Disgosting! 🤢 Like… I know I leave my ego at the door when I open Patreon, but this was……embarrassing, borderline humiliating (🥳). While some of your DTs have elicited brief bratty responses, my nature is much more goofy goodie two shoes sub. This really slammed that button in my brain. The button is now broken. It may be stuck that way until your next audio. I reached a new low of puppy, brainless, dumb dumb, your-wish-is-my-command lunacy here. In a word: puppet. Your voice sounds SO GOOD I love your voice omg omg omg you sound so hot I feel so so stupid saying that. I am EMBARRASSED 🗡️🗡️🗡️. To name specifics, I guess, I really love the “calling your shots” moments. Like “don’t worry, I’m not done” in DT #20 or “I'll fuck you nice and hard, don't worry” here. That shit makes me CRAZY. I love to hear an agenda, an itemized plan of terror, but have no control over when/how hard/how long etc etc!!! I also cannot believe the ending. I’m losing my mind. I'm going to put my head through a wall. Okay, that’s enough. I hope you had fun unknowingly using my brain like a handball in your office on a slow day. I had a blast, thank you 🔫!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

These comments are so validating. I want to start a class action lawsuit bc this was so fucked up, but I wasn't even here. I cannot IMAGINE. I would have had to set a small building on fire or eat a motocycle to calm down.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Was sat at my desk frozen for 23 minutes straight. And the sounds I make during my AITW enrichment time are between me, God, and my trainer, whoever the Speaker is that day!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Sarah, that's so sweet, I'm so delighted for you!! And that sentiment (being inspired by these audios) is a year old, you must be soaring now! 🦢 But also again, you day one winter soliders are stronger than diamonds. Had I been here since day 1, this would have put me into the grave. You are made of STEEL, nothing can hurt you!!!

Deja

LMAOOOO AHHHHHHHH I still remember when this audio dropped, my mouth was on the floooooorrrrr mama THE FUCKING FLOOR

Deja

I felt like Lily Rose Depp in Nosferatu 😭 but that's my feelings with the majority of August's audios 😭😭😭

ky❣️💌🌷

thank you for reminding me of this one gabriella. i have to go bite a 2x4 now

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I came back this morning because this DT is all I can think about after it fried my brain last night, and omg “nobody help! Whatever the opposite of SOS is!” is KILLING ME, perhaps as badly as this audio. You are so so good with words (always), i will be looking to you for guidance when he starts going super saiyan on the cum stuff 👩‍🏫

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I’m back again this morning because it’s all I can think about, so yes, you get it so bad!!!!! I am frightening my meek and loving husband with my tremors and lamentations about the sex monster coming to get me (fingers crossed🕳️🧛‍♂️)!!!!!!!!

sarah 💫

Aw thank you Gabriella!! It’s crazy to think of how much my taste/kinks have shifted over the course of being here, this space has taught me so much! dude don’t be fooled; I’m in the grave right next to you making friends w earthworms bc this one is a doozy and a half. THEY ALL ARE and he keeps getting worse (better), we never stood a chance 😔

Deja

I'm coming back after seeing Nosferatu for the second time and YESSSS ofc I get it 😁🫶🏾

mcs

when he’s self-indulgent and assertive to the point that it’s cocky >>> “wanna hear you, want you to make those kind of sounds were its kind of concerning” yeahhh this is my shit.

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

I have now been here for 6 weeks, 5 days and 7 hours and THIS unbelievably immersive and intimate DT is my absolute holy grail. Usually listen with just one earbud in so that his voice feels like someone is right up close behind me, talking right into my ear (top tip, especially when he says he'll "lean in so you can hear my voice in your ear"!). 😁 I flippin' adore this DT, best 23 minutes of my entire day! 🙏🙏🙏Thank you for this one, August, you angel. Its just perfect. Perfect! xxx

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

I'm only 2 minutes in and I'm fighting for my life. I would not have survived listening to this in real time. 😭

Sara

More bratty ones for the W 🙌🏼

L'autreUne

When he said: I want you to think about that as I …🫦 the sound that slipped out my mouth was both involuntary and wholly wanton 🫢🫠

honeybun

not even a min in and i had to pause 😭

PT

When the break was announced, I knew I'd return to this DT sooner or later. So here I am. Am I nodding all through the first couple of minutes (and pretty much the rest of the audio)? Maybe...🥰🥵

C

Yesyesyes i miss you so much

morgan.

I would dieee if August made a DT like this when he came back from his break.

Tee

What a great day to come back to this DT

bubbl3gum🫧

[12:21] “I’m gonna take your chin in my hand…and I keep your mouth open and moaning, with my thumb on your bottom lip. Moan so good. When you tip your head back, I have to get closer…closer. Drink in those moans. And bite at your jaw. At your neck. Tip my…ear toward your mouth so I can hear you like that. Kiss up to your mouth and taste you. Taste those moans on my tongue.” This is so lush. The way you describe the listener’s physical response as something consumable is so sensual. It’s easy to gobble up all your work like potato chips because it’s fun and immediately satisfying. But there’s also something genuinely elegant in your use of language, rhythm, and tone to pull the listener completely into the moment. It’s worth savoring.

Trillian

"I just want to see the look on your face when I feed it into you, when I fuck it into you, slowly, a little bit at a time." The whole audio is quotable. 🔥 It's almost 39C (102F) here in the middle of a heat wave and I am listening to this on the train home, blushing and flushing the whole way. I'm going to need a cold shower before I combust into flames. This is hot, Hot, HOT 😅

Angie 🧚🏽‍♀️

This one gets me so lightheaded jfc August. "Surprised at how your body responds to me..." Yea I am.