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[PATREON EXCLUSIVE] Dirty Talk #10 [Mdom] [Using You] [Talking About Domming] [Get On Your Knees] [Making Me Feel Good] [Selfish?] [Open Your Mouth] [Blowjob] [Watching You Touch Yourself] [Aggressive Pussy Eating] [My Property] [Possessive] [Made for This] [Hard Fucking] [Optional Choking/Spit] [Coming Together] [Creampie Mention] [Facial Mention] [Size Mentions] [Free Use Vibes] [Comforting/Breaking Character End] (Patreon)

Published:
2023-11-03 23:18:01
Edited:
2023-11-03 23:22:31
Imported:
2026-06
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Don't believe the first line, it's really not very rough, I just say some dirty shit I don't always say.  

Names Used: Sl*t, wh*re, good girl, fucktoy

For Speaker: D*ddy, sir and/or master

Comments

Thelnie

Omggggggg sneak attack

diana

im about to order quesabirria with friends bruh 💀 i'll get back to this later 😭😭😭😭😭

K17V

Always excited when you post ((:

limerenze

bros putting the dirty in dirty talk rn

SJ

um. Yeah. [heart racing] 😳 here for this

Strawberry

I had a bit of a stressful day, but these tags have me feeling better already! You always know what your listeners need! 😊

Jaz

Love when you’re rough!! I’m going to have so much fun with this one <3

jordan

just woke up from my nap MERRY CHRISTMAS 🙏🏾

bec.

“It’s really not that rough.” Bold of you to assume I’d want anything less than marginally unhinged.

st4rgirl

saw sir daddy and master in description and ran to my room

ky❣️💌🌷

i pressed play for 4 seconds and had to stop oh my GOD

Ana

im literally on my knees BEGGING🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️

Lizzy

*don’t read the tags don’t read the tags*

MrsSnugglePuss

I was about to take a nap but I guess you're tucking me into bed then. 😝

Maia (SullieBee)

Glad to know August will never let us partake in No Nut November~~

ky❣️💌🌷

🧍🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

adlitam

RIGHT OKAY THAT’S HOW WE’RE PLAYING IT TODAY????..????

J

August: I think I kinda wanna be rough with you today if that's cool Me (as Jake Peralta): cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

Ruth Hope 🩷

Ow I fell off my bed GET ME AN ICEPACK PLEASE 🥲

Hera

THIS IS THE ONE 🫠🫠 obsessed with your DT series but this one omfg is nuclear 🪦💀😮‍💨

diana

you're absolutely right 😤🤌🏼

LittlePumpKens

I was about to take a nap and then this popped up 🤭 no nap november instead of no nut

ky❣️💌🌷

re: data - i am also curious haha. you can always do a google forms survey, purely on personal taste just so you know what the spread is!

Chanel

was gonna sleep, but hey guess that's gonna have to wait for 25 minutes + recovery time

Hera

😂💕love

sarah 💫

nobody FUCJING look at me i paused at 00:18 with my hand over my mouth what the fuck

riri

I'm so sickkk ! Listening to this right now while feeling like a piece of poop 🤒

ky❣️💌🌷

he's speedrunning how fast he can make me drop my phone

Hemly

Hooooly shit 🥵

sarah 💫

LITERALLY I was like “oh it’s cool, suuuuper cool, the coolest thing ever actually, just across the board COOL”

ky❣️💌🌷

not the fucking directors commentary on the demon audio oh my lord i haven't even recovered yet. i literally have to return to this later im not prepared for this

J

HAHA directors commentary 😂

Hera

😏😏👏🏽👏🏽

ky❣️💌🌷

august actually saying what he liked about his own audios is another level of 😩 he's like, i liked when i said that, that was so sexy of me

Chanel

idk what it is, but august saying "don't worry, don't worry" softly has been doing things to me since the valentine's audio and hearing it again now is giving me brainrot, so thanks!!!

Page Chase

AUGUST. SIR. I was not prepared. At all.

val

is it just me or august hits different in this audio, so flirty and sweet

Valé

🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

Lauren (the one with the cat)

I always think each DT is my favorite, so I might be full of shit. This one. THIS. ONE. is my favorite. So glad I was done with work when this dropped because I would have been absolutely useless otherwise 🥵

jordan

“you wanna see the muscles in my forearm?” ]*\*\£\^]€]\^^]€]€]+]+]]^]%]%€]+]+]+] GODDDDDD 🧎🏾‍♀️

Ruth Hope 🩷

I'm... I can't. I can't write anything. I'm not me anymore lmao. This audio... I can't even begin to put it into words. New favorite dirty talk? Yes. YES. Holy fuck 😳⚰️

Hera

💯 I’m a puddle 🫠🫠

MrsSnugglePuss

The first 5 minutes I was so fucking called out. The "hrmmm?" Sprinkled into this audio does something. By far, my favorite of the dirty talk audio series. I dunno you felt really... engaged in this one. I dont think you went "too hard", this is I think a level that is accessible to those who haven't explored it much, and pleasing to those of us who it's like water to. Please more of this, keep the good fucking girls hydrated. 😅

Ruth Hope 🩷

I was going to suggest a community census (kink-sus?) a little while back but wasn't sure who would be into that sort of thing... Glad to know I'm not totally off base haha

katt

“i kinda wanna be rough with you today” OKAY??? i need you in ways that concerns feminism.

riri

You really decided to not let us catch a f*cking breath with this audio huh ???

Hera

Is this the formal request petition because ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

ErisArachne

I am not well. I am NOT well. I am not WELL. That unleashed something wild within. My neurons thank your brain.

Ruth Hope 🩷

*infomercial voiceover voice* are you tired of dropping and shattering your phone every time you listen to AugustInTheWinter? Introducing, the AugustBox! It's like an OtterBox, but it's even more durable!

Veen

I’m never going to be able to date again. Unless the man comes right out the box knowing how to talk me through it like this, all hope is lost. LOST I TELL YOU 🤦🏽‍♀️

MrsSnugglePuss

Lol August post- audio support group. I can't decide if that helps calm each other down or fan the flames to feral.

Ruth Hope 🩷

Just put the Reddit and Patreon links on your dating app profiles... It could work.. hypothetically...

Zzzphoria

Oh christ I’m at a wedding right now when this popped up on my phone lmao my husband was like make sure your phone is off bluetooth lmaooo.

ky❣️💌🌷

hahahhahahahahah pay this man to learn how to do me right THEN you may message me

Ruth Hope 🩷

*stands in front of a public purveyor of goods and services wearing a vest and clipboard* excuse me, could I have a moment of your time?

Ira's Glasses

We should start a change.com petition lol

sophie

the reassurance at the end ugh i’m sobbing

sarah 💫

no i literally started drooling onto my pillow like……..forearms are my weakness what the actual fuck 🤠

Ruth Hope 🩷

🎶 In the aaarms of the angel / Fly awaaay from here 🎶

ky❣️💌🌷

also im only on 8:15 (im drip-feeding this bc i am weak and it's still daylight and i have stuff to do) but since you mentioned it i want to get body slammed by this audio. anyway

ky❣️💌🌷

my ideal body weight is this audio on top of me. ANYWAY

riri

Thank you, hopefully soon 🥲🫶

Zoë

Me: thanks to August I was able to block my ex and- August: you could wrap your legs around me but I’d probably hold them apart Me: -keep him blocked… August: Are you my little fucktoy? Me: keep him blocked?

Ira's Glasses

Drip-feeding is a good idea for this one. It's probably best that we don't all finish at once (pun intended). That might help with the flooding 🤣. He's gonna need a boat to get through these comments by the end of the weekend.

pt_princess

Agreed also love the sleep token icon 💕

Ruth Hope 🩷

I'm DEAD. While reading I pictured you holding a long-ass scroll 📜 in a bustling town square, random villagers stopping to hear you speak 📢

Ruth Hope 🩷

CPR-induced rib-cracking type pressure 🥲😬💓

bec.

Thank you! Worship. 🫶🏼

sarah 💫

aw oh no hope you feel better soon Riri! 🤍🤍

Ruth Hope 🩷

STAY STRONG!! HE'S YOUR EX FOR A REASON! YOU'VE GOT THIS 🙏🙏🙏

chai

STAY STRONG SISTER STAY STRONG

sarah 💫

the “hrrmm?”s are so!!!! goddamn cocky and hot like shut up but also keep talking

kenna

please god give me the strength to get through this audio, i don’t know if i can make it i might pass out

MrsSnugglePuss

It's audible pauses asking us to sass them. 😅

ky❣️💌🌷

RUTH YOUR NAME OSKSKFJFJSKAKDJFH should i do spanksgiving??? 🤡

riri

Thank you, I hope too :)🫶

Ruth Hope 🩷

UHHH if you don't, I will be sorely disappointed 😠🦃 (side note: I can't believe "gobble gobble" is the English onomatopoeia for what turkeys say 😂)

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmaooo only tangentially related but I love the idea of August writing an audio where M and F are FWBs and he goes with F to her family's thanksgiving dinner as her "boyfriend" and then we catch up with them after the fact to hear him decompressing about all the family bullshit/drama he was subjected to at the dinner table. "At least now I know where you get it from"... "Oh my God I'm so full... I don't even know if I can get hard... Oh, well, I guess I spoke too soon"... *Getting freaky in her childhood room/twin bed while everyone else is downstairs hanging out* lmao

Lambda Sitta

I'm so sorry you're not feeling well, Riri. I hope you get better soon! Here's some virtual soup 🍲🍲🍲

Lambda Sitta

I hope your weekend makes up for your stressful day!

ky❣️💌🌷

not fake relationship fwb!! my GREATEST WEAKNESS!!! 😩‼️

Strawberry

Thank you so much! That’s so nice of you to say! I hope your weekend is as sweet as you are! 🥰

Ruth Hope 🩷

Teasing her about how much her parents liked him.. how the parents always like him 🙃 I'm fine, I swear 😁 Also, fuck, love the new name 👏😂

ky❣️💌🌷

omg talking about how good he is with moms. im blushing hehe right back at ya!!

riri

Thank you, I accept gladly 🫣

Lizzy

i feel like i’ve been hit by a truck

Lizzy

after what this did to me i’m not sure i’d ever be ready but you can sign my name bc this is a sisterhood

Lizzy

since you are my sister in exFWB supremacy i’ll say that they can, until a hard dom scripted audio appears, co-exist at the top spot forever. i say this from the grave bc this did me in completely and irrevocably

Lizzy

@Ky i am laughing through tears “ideal body weight”

Lizzy

you’ll need ALL of us pulling together.. ON THREE EVERYBODY!

pt_princess

I was in the middle of doing some art when I decided to play this audio and I just had to stop cause my whole body just melted???? August what do you PUT in these I'm sitting here with my hand on my forehead no thoughts head empty Also I love how meta some parts of this audio were - the sort of auditory fourth wall break right at the end with the "you're okay" was really sweet.

electra

the description of the nerdy, shy guy who is actually filthy and will have me on my knees calling him daddy - yeah, I need this guy delivered to my doorstep please and thank you 🩷

electra

only tangentially related but I sense a pleasure dom tagged audio coming, I can feel it in my fucking bones

Lizzy

After reading through the wreckage of these comments I can at least take comfort in the fact that I feel less alone. I don’t know who or what or where you came from but for a least 25 minutes you seem to have possessed all our souls. (forget demon, maybe you actually made a pact with the devil himself?) I actually had to go to literally touch grass afterwards, friends who witnessed my state can attest. (ty for those sweet minutes at the end)

Lizzy

like a glass of water and a kiss on the forehead

Lizzy

what the spread is 💀

Iamnobody00

I just got out of work and lookie.. a surprise!!! Walked home with a smile from ear to ear. Can't wait to have a listen. Hopefully no almost drownings in the tub this time 😂 Read all comments and I'm scared to listen now. Is it worth it?

riri

Where's the group order ? Asking for a friend 👀

Ulalia

I ain't seeing the pearly white gates thanks to u august DAMN that was scorching hot

Ira's Glasses

@Gurlinareddress: Doesn't this audio sound like this is the type of sex they were having in the exFWB audio? Like, they were for sure having rough sex. I think maybe thats part of the reason this DT hit me so hard. I just listened to this audio and exFWB back to back and they go together like peas & carrots.

Lizzy

@GGT that's a good point, it certainly reminded me of that, yes. but i felt like this guy was older. almost reminiscing? i can't listen to this one again just yet but for science I will try them back to back!

Lizzy

i'm sorry that you're going through that, friend. our bodies betray us at many turns in many times of life

vee

anybody got a cigarette

Iamnobody00

Okay. Right. Right. Right. Right. I dropped my brain and now it's lost. Gone. Disappeared. Send help. The swallow and exhale 4:20 got my knees good. They're now lost too. Why is every exhale earfucking my ears?!?! 🙉 OH MY COLOURS.. YES TO EVERYTHING. YES TO EVERYTHING. Yes to anything at this point. What do I want? >>uh, yes? and no hands? Please. I feel so seen and heard. Dead. I'm dead. Death was worth it. Am I okay? I'm okay? I uhh.. don't know?

yaligurl

finally subscribing during NNN was an interesting choice for me 🫠

Iamnobody00

Everybody will probably pass out with her. How will we get up then?

Demoiselle

Ah yes, love me a guy who wishes me a good day after fucking me raw.

kenna

we just gotta lay here until august eventually posts again

Iamnobody00

Am I okay? Someone else please tell me I'm okay. Please

hc

Respectfully, sir, what the fuck 😭 new patron here going through past audios and the last one I listened to was the poetry reading and to go from that to this was so 🤯‼️🤤 your range of content is SO impressive and your voice acting talent is INCREDIBLE 👏🏽 I’m going to go lay down and recover for a bit now... and then probably pounce on my fiancé once I’ve caught my breath 😮‍💨 he won’t know what hit him and it’s all your fault 😺

anna

good god damn you have really hit your stride with these. the last few have been so good and this one was [screaming] [car crashing] [sirens]

Ira's Glasses

@Girlinareddress: Your comment is so sweet, but omg I just re-read my comment and it sounds so much sadder thn I intended it to lmao. I just posted it bc I feel like it's one of those quiet issues that ppl don't talk about outloud. And all the content I've found that address that specific issue are usually the M going " Well I'll just try harder!" And then the F magically has an O after a months long dry spell 🙄. I just think there are other avenues to be explored when faced with that kind of problem and a completely partner pleasure focused situation/audio might be interesting to explore.

Smut in Your Cup

I am a GOOD girl. I am a GOOD girl. *gets blindsided by this DT* OH GREAT HEAVENS Take care. 💜

kat

feeling so unhinged after this that i feel like that one scene from the grinch where he’s growling and jumping around trying to scare cindy lou 😭 except in this scenario i’m playing both parts

nina

absolutely INSANE way to start this audio; talk about a hook. jesus. cheers.

Thelnie

I bought a privacy screen protector on my phone just so I can read the tags in the large Patreon font in the middle of the Blizzard convention I was at when the notification popped up.

Thelnie

omg how does he knooooooow

Rose

Well I for one, really like hard Dom stuff, feel free to keep making filthy, degrading content please please please

Iamnobody00

Yes. Good suggestion. Noted. Thanks.

Thelnie

The slow dirty talk is so good ahhhhhhh

Onnie

I feel like I was just whacked on the head, out of nowhere but 🫠🫠🫠 happily melted into a (former) human puddle can I just say how amazingly indescribable it is that no matter how filthy and nasty and degrading it gets, there’s always some little bit sugar in there, as either consent checks or just plain nice words at the end making it the best of both worlds 🥹🥹

archnivrs

think about how much better you could do!! you can do this

sarah 💫

“It’s okay to like when I degrade you. It’s okay to like it. So like it.” Folks, we’re starting off Nonstop Nut November with a bang!💥 Seriously August, I genuinely wonder what you do after you post these. Do you like, brush invisible dust off your shoulder, give yourself a high-five and go make a snack while the rest of us spiral into collective hysteria??? I usually keep my comments on DTAs relatively brief-ish but I’m feeling mouthy after one (1) vodka soda so here goes: I love how we can sorta hear skin and clothes rustling, it feels so intimate and like, Right There. Sometimes it sounds like you’re scratching your jaw or shifting in your seat and it adds this immediacy. It’s so insane how you convey such a visceral sense of touch and tangibility with just your voice + imagination ✨ For the longest time my fave oral/bj scene of yours was “sneaking in your hs friend’s room” but this one miiiiight steal the crown. “What do you want? What do you want when you’re down there?” actually made me pause to gather myself. I might’ve said this before but *those* scenes are so hot to me and the amount of detail you included here……9:53-9:57 had me biting my fist I literally *just* had this realization yesterday, how your mdom content hits so hard bc your M characters usually exude nice guy energy, like this quiet dude who probably says “excuse me” and smiles politely at strangers. to think of that guy shedding that veneer of politeness to expose this hidden layer dripping with pure filth and obscenity underneath is just…..yeah. The idea of like, luring that rough, selfish side out of such a sweet guy is so hot and empowering omfg I actually can’t even write about anything after 19:00 bc it’s too much. It’s. Too. Much. From the forearm bit (who fucking told him???) to brazenly watching it go in to “I could just pound you all day, can’t I? Can I?” I legit broke out in goosebumps several times, those little murmured rhetorical questions are the death of me I swear. I also love how the end is so…..sweet and reassuring 🥹 it kinda felt like the end of an exorcism when the “regular” person comes back haha like you released all this desperate hunger and returned to “yourself.” I actually bark-laughed when you said “hope you can get on with your day” bc uhhh yeah no. There’s actually no coming back from this one but thanks 🙃💀 So yeah! If you’re taking a survey for who’s into being used/degraded and mdom/pleasure dom/rough stuff, feel free to write down my name. Like, 20 times 📋✍🏼 i need to go try and locate my brain now but thanks for my new fave DTA august, hope y’all have a great weekend! 🍁

sarah 💫

Ugh I’m so sorry you’re dealing with that Tiana ❤️‍🩹 I hope things smooth over soon. And I actually 10000% agree re: selfish Mdom audio. Im not in your same situation but I really really love when a guy is a bit selfish in bed —SOMETIMES haha imo it makes me feel strangely empowered. Like it’s *that* good he can’t help himself if that makes sense? Ngl when august went “ok I’ll stop being self indulgent” I may have pouted. just a bit. I wanted him to take a little more haha

sarah 💫

no dude when he started like, giving a play by play of his OWN audio….the fuck? Why is that so hot? HUH??b?

Becky

you are too good to us

ky❣️💌🌷

UUUUGH just confirming that he was fantasizing about it while WE were fantasizing about it is so!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wasn't meant to know that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ky❣️💌🌷

the questions fucking kill me. bc tbh i be answering 🫢 also yes to the nice guy thing!! but expanding it to note that to me ideally a nice guy who is secretly filthy is actually.. nice & respectful. like some kind of naughty/nice sandwich. like he's dirty for pleasure & fun and not bc he literally thinks i'm a worm. like i was saying in our demon guy's comments, i trust august to get rough & rowdy bc he takes the proper care around it. plus he clearly understands what women like so even when he's being "self-indulgent" he's still aware of if it's still good for "us" bc he's, like, decent lol

Kacie Elektra ✨

Oh SIR!! 😳😮‍💨🥵🤤 This. Was. Fucking. Phenomenal! 🫠 You absolutely spoil us every single time! The way you asked… “What do you want? What do you want while you’re down there?” And then your statements following… 🫣 FERAL, August! Absolutely feral! 🥴 I’m still trying to recover from Demon/Witch audio and then you release this on us? 😮‍💨 🫡 Thank you, sir! May we have another? 🫨

Kacie Elektra ✨

🚬🚬 Here! Have two! It’s very much needed. 🫨😮‍💨

Kacie Elektra ✨

💪🏻 you’ve got this sis!! You deserve so much better than your ex can ever give you! #keephimBLOCKED!! 👏🏻❤️

Thelnie

You're so right. Something about his voice feels safe even when he's saying the filthiest things.

megs

eyyy I hope you’re enjoying blizzcon!!!

lstninglzr

Last time? He ate. This time…… …..the WAY he ate….. and everything else… I- I- I can’t remember life before ALL-the-way Mdom August, anymore… please. PLEASE please please please do NOT hesitate to bring out more of this side of your Mdom.😮‍💨🥴🫠 This was art. P.S: and the complete instant switch back to normal August saying all those sweet reassuring things?…. someone CANCEL my physio. this the kind of emotional whiplash I NEED. P.P.S: the TEASING. Okay. Cannot commend this enough because so. many. people. do. not. get. the teasing part. right. and. it’s. so. fucking. important. at least. in my. opinion. why am i. still talking like this. anyways. pls pls pls. add more teasing like this? thank you. sir.

megs

this was so hot it made me get physically combative. like some ‘come say it to my fucking face next time’ shit. august how dare you

sam

going rough is so hot tho

amy

“it’s just a audio it’s just my voice” dawg wtf is in ur voice then cause 😙 sir u had me BLUSHING

Huniii

meow type shit

ari

i said it once and i’ll say it again. FISCALLY, I AM A HOLE

ari

when august said “get up” i nearly got up out of my own bed

Ru

😮🫠

Foxanna

Well, I had a lovely Saturday morning. Love MDom, pleasure Dom/ rough. I think that’s tied up in various things for me but a huge HUGE turn on is the notion of someone TAKING pleasure from me. Not giving it to me (although I obvs want to enjoy it! 😂) but like playing with/ using my body. For example, wanting the listener to come because the speaker wants to feel that on their c*ck… 🥵🥵 so hot. So degrading. So delicious 😋. So yeah, what I’m trying to say August is thank you! And don’t be scared to do more like this - you do MDom really well 🙏

jules

i never leave comments for VAs because i just get my nut and go (respectfully), but after THIS… sir, what the fuck. take me, take all my money, take everything i own 😭💖

Ruth Hope 🩷

🤦‍♀️ I just got that lmao. But also there's so many great statistics terms that I'm too lazy rn to do actual examples with: breakdown point, bell curve, denying the consequent (edging lmao), no causation without manipulation, power, prima facie ("at first glance" as in "prima facie this guy seemed like a standard shy nerdy guy, but underneath.. hoo boy"), treatment effect... You get the idea lmao 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Trains, planes, automobiles, August—all things that can cause our demise 😮‍💨

Ruth Hope 🩷

Not just touching with your hand but full on stop drop and rolling like you had a fire to put out 😂🧯

Ruth Hope 🩷

I feel you so hard Tiana ❤️ I feel so lucky that I found an antidepressant that works for my symptoms while not suppressing my sex drive. I hope you can find the happy medium or even better with this or other medications! 🙏 On a different note, yes yes yes to wanting more selfish Mdom content. There's something about being the pleasure sub to a selfish dom that scratches a really good itch for me, too... Maybe it speaks to my switchiness in that it gives the sub a kind of power to be *in charge* of the dom's pleasure, if that makes sense... Like, she's doing submissive acts for his pleasure, but she gets to see how he feels when focusing entirely on her pleasure when being his usual pleasure dom self... Does that make any sense? I hope so lol

Ruth Hope 🩷

You're okay. Everything's gonna be okay. 🫂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmao 🤣 YES. A kiss on the forehead and a smack on the ass on his way to the door 😮‍💨

Ruth Hope 🩷

Welcome to the horny book club! 🤗

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmaoo 🤣 An actual disguise is so funny to me. But also, yes 💯

Ruth Hope 🩷

Also yaaas Sarah we all need to big comment on a DTA every once in a while 🙏 And I'm glad you did because you fucking nailed it 👏

Ruth Hope 🩷

I. agree. with. everything. you. said 👏👏👏

Ruth Hope 🩷

OMG "TAKING" and not just "GIVING" PLEASURE is something I didn't have the words for until just now! FUCK! You are so fucking right!!

netterbugzz

That was some otherworldly, transcendental shit. That tone in your voice makes me want to scream. Those “hmm?”s make me want to punch the air. Christ, these DT’s are going to be the end of me. Fuck that was good, August.

Demoiselle

Listening to this while having lunch is an experience. August whispering he wants fuck me like I’m his property, like he owns me.. it got me blushing while munching on my omelette. Hearing all his filthy words in my ear while watching strangers eat cake is something else. And how is it that August breathing and sliding his hands over his skin is so mesmerizing?? Hot damn. Never thought I’d be into hard mdom cause I prefer passionate sex, but listening to August for the past few months have rewired my brain. I like that eventho he’s “selfish” there’s a lot of reassurance and reciprocity going on (paraphrased): - Don’t worry, I’ll get u off, too. - Does it turn you on to please me? Coz same! - I wanna use you, and you can use me too, and it’s a-okay! I don’t think I can ever use “sir” or “master” in bed tho. Sir is what we call our bosses, and master is our friendlier term for our subject matter experts. Both sound very work-related for me and the last thing I wanna be reminded of during sex is my project deliverables. Haha! Anyways, seeing/feeling my partner get hard turns me on A LOT so I liked the part where he was describing what was going on in his pants 🥵🥵🥵 I also love that there are choices throughout, it’s like free use but choose your own adventure 😅 Some observations: were you using 2 mics for this audio? Around 9:02, you started to sound different, and it switches back and forth a few times. The pauses in 5:37 and 20:05 were a bit long it made me check my phone if the audio’s ended haha.

Ira's Glasses

@Ruth & Sarah: Thank you both for your kind comments. The two of you did a much better job describing the dynamic thn I did. Like another person said above, I like the idea of the Dom taking pleasure from me vs giving it. Like, use me without me having to go all Fdom in order for you to get off lol. I should note that this scenario is only appealing if the partner in question isn't already a selfish lover. If he already constantly prioritizes his pleasure over hers, then that's just a bad lover, not a fun Dom partner.

Foxanna

😂 I know - I actually saw a sexual health therapist a few years ago and when she said this to me … 🤯 Such an important concept, and honestly has changed how I am intimate with others. I stopped trying to please and tried to BE pleased… massive MASSIVE difference. Should be taught in schools 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

I kind of liked the long pauses lmao 😂 I purposely didn't check my phone because I wanted to see whether it was actually the end, so when it wasn't, when he started speaking again, I would get these little spikes of adrenaline like "oh thank god it's not over yet"... I noticed you mentioned "sir" and "master" as words you don't think could ever use, but you failed to mention "daddy".. is that one also a no go for you? I always think it's interesting what names people do and don't like using. I have a hard time saying any names at all haha

Ruth Hope 🩷

Sidenote: I'm pretty sure August has mentioned before in chatty audios that he enjoys being/often is the DM (dungeon master) when he plays D&D, and I'm just laughing at the thought of him referring to himself by the full term instead of just the acronym because reasons 😂

Demoiselle

Funny you asked about the Daddy thing, I also used to get the ick when saying it. Buttttt! When I listened to the “stop calling me daddy” audio, I had so much fun talking back to the M character it has grown on me. One time when I was bus, I made myself look at random guys on the street and ask myself like, “does that one have daddy vibes?” it was fun haha

Demoiselle

Haha imagine him saying “kneel before your dungeon master” and all of us falling to our knees immediately

Ruth Hope 🩷

Omfg that's so funny now I have a new people watching activity to try! And yeah... that audio did something to me too... I used to be self-conscious about liking it because people make funny of women who have unhappy relationships with their fathers *and* like that word. But that audio was essentially therapeutic and now I'm like "daddy issues"? You could say that lmao. But issues with liking the word "daddy"? Sorry babes, not anymore 💅😌

Violette

Something about the casual tone in your voice with the slow cadence and pacing - it’s so perfect ⛓️🙃✨

Ruth Hope 🩷

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I need him to say, with an audible smirk, "You can certainly try"—in response to F telling M how exactly she's going to make him come—at least once in an audio, and I'm not even into D&D like that 🙃

sar

I’ve always been a daddy girl but sir just hit entirely different here 🥵 que rico papi

Demoiselle

I see your need for condescending August has not been entirely sated by the demon audio. I feel the same way. He’s right, we witches are greedy 😂

chula198705

Yeah I'm 10 mins in and struggling to complete these dishes because I'm getting distracted imagining my jaw going numb pleasing a cock. Good morning, fucktoys!

Emily Dawn

To answer your first question yes, yes it does turn me and the collective “us” on.

Lizzy

@ruth i couldn’t resist 😆 plus my only excuse is that when i typed it i was in a condition that would have gotten me off murder charges

Ruth Hope 🩷

Aftercare jaw/face/neck massages 🤲🤲🤲

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmfaoooo 😂 So interesting! I moved to Texas a few years ago and got a job that had people calling me "Ma'am" all the time, something I'd never experienced before... It made me feel like an old lady at first but it kind of grew on me 👀 I don't like mommy either, but I think it could be fun/funny to be called mommy is a joke-y, teasing way... Like, he knows how much you hate it so he says something like "please, mommy" during foreplay, just to make you cringe and go "stooop", and then he laughs and says "sorry, sorry... I just love watching you squirm"... Or something... But hey, what do I know 😅😅😅

Demoiselle

Ooh you’re right Tiana, ‘Daddy’ feels like it has to be earned. I don’t want children so being called ‘Mommy’ feels like a nightmare to me tbh haha

Demoiselle

I’m cackling at your Mommy scenario, Ruth. I also lol’d at your heave!! hoe!! comment earlier. You’re a riot 😂😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Ooooh yes yes yes ✅✅✅ You are so right, Tiana, and I'm glad you pointed that out! I too only enjoy this scenario when it is within the context of the partner normally being a Grade-A Pleasure Giver. Like, it's the way he wrote the tag as "[Selfish?]" and not "[Selfish]" 😂. And how M was soooooo fucking feral with the kitty eating right after 🙃🙃🙃 Like hey I didn't forget how unselfish you usually are!! but um feel free to extra remind me if you want to make sure!! 😁

kat

On a trip rn WITHOUT MY HEADPHONES so I will be back 🫶🏻

Ruth Hope 🩷

Haha thank you @Demoiselle! 😂 The more vulnerable (in a good way) I feel, the more of a silly goose I become lmao 🪿 (Oof... getting the breath fucked out of you because you couldn't stop laughing/smiling at something he said that was meant to be devastatingly sexy/not funny at all... And then, in the afterglow, he admits that it *was* actually pretty funny, and you both start laughing together while he's still inside 😮‍💨). I so love and appreciate just how creative and funny this community is as a whole🙏❤️

sarah 💫

Omfg demoiselle whenever I hear about ppl listening to these in public I applaud them bc it takes GUTS to keep a straight face! Guts that I apparently lack lol also same re: Daddy, I never used to be into that but like….August has a way of converting me 😇

sarah 💫

Haha ruth your “mommy” scenario is how I feel about “sir”! Like I can imagine calling a partner that with a sarcastic salute and stupid grin bc I find it corny but then maaaybe it grows into something more Serious 🧐 🫡

sarah 💫

Me with TMJ fantasizing about unhinging my jaw like a fuckin anaconda: 🤡😮😲

Dafina

The previous dirty talk lives in my head rent free but this… SIR THIS FUCKING ONE! Just take away my rights (Respectfully)

Jemma

Holy fucking fuck. This fucking voice. Every “hm?” “mm?” “huh?” between sentences fucking melted me. Can’t go to work on Monday, for I am liquified.

Dafina

@lilsaltydee It’s only fair to leave dessert as the last meal 🤌🏽

Dafina

Girl literally inception. For some reason I was FLUSTERED it felt so personal, he didn’t even break the 4th wall, more like the 5th!

Ruth Hope 🩷

He just starts whisper-singing and then regular-volume-singing, full blown goofball: 🎶 Your life burns FASTER / Obey your master... MASTER... 🎶🤘😈

Lizzy

lordy i forgot about that line until i just read this *dies again* 😭

Hayley

I primarily lurk, but sir… I’m a minute in and squirming already 🥵

Demoiselle

@Sarah I grin and make faces ALL the time in public while listening to stuff. Most people won’t care, others will give a confused look, but a few will strike up a conversation and it’s *almost* always a positive encounter (you’ll have some creeps tho, unavoidable) I usually do it on “safe”, familiar spaces (like my usual coffee spot) to increase my comfort levels. Let me know if you ever try it.. With August audios, it feels like you’re keeping a juicy little secret that everyone around you is unaware of, it gives me school-girl feels haha 🤭🤭

lstninglzr

your USERNAME is EVERYTHING. PLEASE😭🙏🩷 we. 👏in. 👏this. 👏together👏

amy

more addictive than heroin

ky❣️💌🌷

omg this thread was such a joy to read haha personally, i simply cannot do "sir/ma'am". i use them HEAVILY in friendly & work contexts in like a goofy way i.e. yes sir, yes ma'am, excuse me SIR??, thank you ma'am, etc. so that is a no-go for me haha. also, interestingly, i do want to have kids which is why i do not like "mommy" lololol. (although ruth your jokey scenario is compelling, but i think just bc it's cute and i'm a sucker for banter and can just hear august doing that haha) im not into miss/mistress/master bc it's too, like, lifestyle dom/sub for me, just not into it obviously, i am a "daddy" girl but i agree it has to be earned & with the right person. can still be weird tho. (fwiw i do not have daddy issues, and i think at this point it transcends "dad"ness like it has far broader connotations than "mommy", which is still exactly like, MOTHER.) my perfect catch-all is "baby" im a big "baby" lover girl 😩 for everyone involved. you, me, him, us. everybody is baby and everything is perfect. "baby" will do me dirty every single time almost without fail. august serves up a good "baby". (there's been, i think, 2 "babygirls" and that makes my fuckin eyes rattle around in my skull. i dare not ask for more bc i simply do not think i can handle it) also obvi i listen in public all the time but i have my limits haha. the demon one on a first listen was PUSHING it though.

ky❣️💌🌷

ha when i typed that i was like hmmmm should i put a little joke here. no, they'll do it hahahahaha

anodaw89

"I'm going to split you in half" had me clutching my pearls then going yes please 🤣 the duality of man What do you mean get on with my day??? How can I? IT'S FERAL O'CLOCK🥴🥴🥴 So where are the shy nerds hiding at? I need to find me one 👀

Ruth Hope 🩷

Hahaha 😂 Spin me like a dreidel on that cock 🥵... Make me burn for eight crazy nights 😮‍💨... Menorah?... More like Me-whore-yeah...? 🤔

Ruth Hope 🩷

Fuck... I'll never forget it: it was my second day ever of listening to August audios. It was Easter of this year and I was tasked with going to the store to buy some groceries. I binged audios driving to the store and then, once in the store, I was like, "Enemy Prince... That looks interesting"... dog... I was STRUGGLING not to scream laugh gasp pass out the entire time 🫣😳🫨🥵🤡 I still remember where I was in the grocery store (next to a shelf of nuts, not kidding) when the "struggle" part started... I was dying and living my best life. It was... an experience 😂

ky❣️💌🌷

SECOND DAY EVER?? enemy prince in public is a DEATH WISH. i hardly ever listen to him bc i have to go outttt of my way bc he's not on patreon (different app but i act like he's in a different building) so that one is more like.. fresh to me lol. aka i would be gasping & hard blinking & gripping the shopping cart like i was in labor. im saying all of this and NO i DONT know how i listen to it on the treadmill either!!! i am just as surprised as you all!!!

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmfaoooo 😂 Yeah... I keep him in a separate locked drawer now 🔒

ky❣️💌🌷

this never gets old. it actually gets better with time. this is horny book club canon

Lizzy

Macabee a whore for you? mmmkay i’ll see myself out

Rya Li

This isn't a new sentiment by any means but I do really enjoy rougher DT/audios on their own, and also as a supersafe way to explore boundaries/kinks and phrases and things like that to get into. Did NOT know I was into half the shit i'm into, and also didn't really have avenues to explore it till i landed here. so it's been fun! and this is gr9. i do loves me some rougher stuff.

6sheeshALaying 🦢

Wow looks like we all love rough MDom August [insert ‘surprise surprise’ meme] @girlinareddress I need you to come over and hold me.

Lizzy

*books a flight, a car, an airbnb* we’ll hold each other, bb

ky❣️💌🌷

[concerning, undignified noises] straight out the gate. it’s like i opened the door and tripped over something. suddenly on my knees!! you’re so coy about "ummm feel like getting rough hope that’s ok, not sure if you guys are into that. it looks like some people are. but hope that’s okay! 🙂" and then you look at the comments and it’s a fucking crime scene i hardly used to click on, like, random rough-tagged audios out in the wild bc when i did i just wasn’t into it. i was like, i don’t even know this guy. i don’t know what he’s into. the likelihood of him saying something weird/bad that would stop me in my tracks and ick me out is so much higher w rough stuff and obviously, it’s the internet, some of these people are not engaging w these concepts in good faith. i’m trying to have a good time and be able to look myself in the mirror tomorrow. like the risk to tiny possible reward was just not worth it to me. and not to be a cornball, but then i found august’s work and the rest is herstory. even when i first started listening, i skipped around to the softer stuff until i was comfortable enough listening to stuff tagged that i wouldn’t normally be like YES about. getting to know august’s work & writing voice more (i’m not saying we KNOW him, obviously. i’m not THAT insane) i started trusting him as a creator bc based on his scenes & dialogue & character dynamics & aftercare i got a good sense that idk, he wasn’t gonna be a freak about it. well, yes, but in a good way. i knew he was extremely unlikely to do/say something to yuck me out. and idk, even if he ever did (again, EXTREMELY UNLIKELY) it would just be a matter of taste, and not like, pulling me out of the scene like oh that's a bad man. he's nice and makes me feel nice 😌 fwiw, another reason i ♥️ your rough stuff is bc it’s (i hate to even use this word but again just to illustrate) not rooted in violence nor pure degradation nor just wanting to subject someone to something. i feel like it’s more akin to, like, cute aggression? or maybe that’s just how i want to see it haha. like when you’re holding a kitten and it’s so cute you just want to squeeze it a little till it squeaks. you just like ya girl so much you want to squeeze her till she squeaks 😩 it’s clearly about connection & desire & a little control in the context that F WANTS to give up control/wants you to take it. and it’s all still very sweet and complimentary, even when there’s a lil degradation hehe WHY did i just write a thesis on this omg. i need to go outside

Ruth Hope 🩷

Not a false word was uttered 🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌 Also I literally squeak out of shock while listening sometimes so you are not far off 😂

Lizzy

gah yes. the hums, the silence after a question, the chair shifts, the soft rustling noises it’s a calculated attack on our psyche

Ruth Hope 🩷

🤣 That's the Whore-nukkah spirit!!

6sheeshALaying 🦢

Fucking hell girl Yeah please squeeze me until I squeak like a fucking toy Jesus Christ

ky❣️💌🌷

ruth & sheshe no LITERALLY. also do not get me started on toy talk. another thing i would HATE from anyone else. but here? 🤸🏻‍♀️ & chailin exactly! some of it made me actually think hmm maybe i'm not into this. when really it was just.. them lol

ky❣️💌🌷

omg i wrote an essay just to scroll down and see you wrote the same thing 5x more concise lmao

Ruth Hope 🩷

Quick Q for everyone: how many times is *too* many times to listen to this audio in a 24-hour period? (Also, for those wondering: touching it is no longer enough—now the grass must be ingested 🌱🍽️)

ky❣️💌🌷

touching grass is not enough. i need to be buried under it

6sheeshALaying 🦢

Never thought I’d want a man to Of Mice And Men me but here we are

Ruth Hope 🩷

SHESHE HFAIYSIYSURAJCFH NOT A LENNIE REFERENCE I'M DYING 😭🐇⚰️

sarah 💫

@ky YES I always answer internally too, i cant turn the snark switch off 🤭 omg big same re: naughty/nice sandwich!!! 🥪 i just love the idea of being able to flick the naughty switch in a nice guy haha and yesss so true, the safety and trust he builds in his scenarios are a vital part of the rough parts for sure! @Thelnie he’s the actual king of safety and comfort while being filthy it’s such a distinct Augustan blend 🤌🏼 @ari lolllll sameee esp bc he literally sounded like HE was getting up!!?? I was like oh ok there’s shifting happening hold up @tiana HAHAHA if august ever does his accent audio I’d love to hear his best impression of the evil thriller laugh 😈👹 @Ruth tysm! <3 I couldn’t NOT say anything, esp with vodka free flowin in my system haha 🍸

sarah 💫

HAHA Thelnie I bought a privacy screen for the exact same reason (minus the blizzard convention). NSFW patreon + the privacy screen companies gotta be in cahoots 🤨👀

sarah 💫

ky my sister in christ pls keep being a cornball, I love when ppl get earnest and shit, esp about erotica and safety and boundaries!! 🫶🏼 I feel the exact same way about August’s rough stuff. It never feels yucky and male gazey?? if that makes sense? It’s always so glaringly consensual and only ever bc SHE wants it. gotta love that sweet sweet consent 🤌🏼

anodaw89

You are the reason I had to get rechargeable batteries. 😮‍💨

amy

i was gonna comment this but i was like nah maybe im crazy

Rey

You hope that was okay?? SIR. 🤯🤯 The audacity to even *suggest* it wasn’t so good it’ll take me at least a week to recover every time I listen to this one!? Haha fr tho, imo this tops the DTA list by far, and that’s saying a lot considering I love so many of them. The deep, raspy, growly timbre of your voice paired with the suggestive “hmm?”s throughout as you make the most deliciously indecent propositions had the 🐱 all 💢⭕️💢 (respectfully 😅). Well played, August. 12/10 As a side note, I’m loving the camaraderie in the comments. Makes me feel like less of a deviant lol. Hi, friends! 👋🏼

sarah 💫

same rey, I’m always like “uhhh THIS is my fave DTA” but then the next one hits even harder 🥲 and yesss the comments are a huge reason why I love August’s patreon 🤍

Rya Li

pffft u we need the essays!! i don't have the articulation to wax poetic, i'm over here like "hm Grug like porn, porn good!" so its a spectrum lol

Lambda Sitta

WHOKNOS Bro, I was literally talking to one of my friends about you and how I was missing your comments. I hope you're well!

Koko

“I’ll get you off— don’t worry” oh I’m not 😀

Iamnobody00

Yes. Take my money 💰 💰

Brazen Hussy

Is it just me or has August gotten sultrier and sultrier? Like fuckin hell. How. I'm mad AND turned on. Like... surely this man knows how sexy he is. SURELY. Duh, of COURSE he does. I'm so mad at how he's able to perfectly emulate that fantasy and still have the audacity? Sir. SIR. Keep going, but also how dare you?

Thelnie

The world cup was amazing! But not as amazing as this audio~

Thelnie

I imagine he bops his head to non-existent music while he's editing >_<

Thelnie

Yesss need a slow August. I'm imaging that scene from True Lies (I hope I'm not showing my age :P).

Rey

@Chailín I’m usually too shy to engage tbh but keeping up with the comments here always puts me in a better mood haha @Sarah! Yes! The new one always slaps harder than the last somehow. It’s criminal tbh 😩😩

Isa

August’s audios have given me a daddy kink 😭 I’m scared

Adaca

The little affirmations afterwards 🥰 I cannot, this one takes the cake~

elle

Sir I am just a hole-

hc

Don’t tell my other book clubs, but y’all are my favorite 🤭

ky❣️💌🌷

omg thank you sarah 🥹 i will continue to be corny, then. for you! i've just been able to reflect & learn so much since i started hanging out here & chatting w you guys and also i have developed a medical condition where if i have an unexpressed thought i will explode 🫶🏼

ky❣️💌🌷

hi rey! clearly i love the comment section too haha. horny book club 4 life 📚🤘🏼

ari

whenever i listen to other VAs it truly just does not hit the same. august is the chosen one

ky❣️💌🌷

truly. i've tried listening to others but i always come home 🫡

Jemma

No girl, we are sisters now, crazy or not

yanna

fr it’s this one 🤌🏻

yanna

I’ve been down with the flu since last week and the past few days have been really, really bad, but I’ve been binging his audios before bed like crazy and I feel like there’s some ~aural healing buff~ that cleared my nose, my throat, and my skin. That, or it’s just some magical dick juice or something. I dunno. I’m still not 100% cured, but can confirm an August audio makes everything better 👊🏻😭

Itselena

“Does it turn you on to please me?” August. Back at it again with the whole saying stuff right in my face

Lambda Sitta

I'm so sorry you weren't feeling well. Having the flu is no fun at all. I'm glad you're feeling better!

Undercover

magical dick juice but like it manifests its way thru audio idk how to explain

phonons

MTE! Like, what was in the water of wherever he went? 👀

phonons

This DT was quite the treat. I don't really have anything new to add from what's been already mentioned in other comments. However, as the good scientist I am, I'd like to contribute to the data collection on whether or not people are interested in a hard dom audio. The answer is of course yes

ari

“well yes!”

ky❣️💌🌷

if he ever puts out that survey it should be multiple choice. if there's any open fields it's just gonna be bark bark bark

ky❣️💌🌷

im jk!! im a very thorough survey filler-outer. i, clearly, love to give feedback

ky❣️💌🌷

ruth i have been thinking about aftercare face/jaw massage nonstop since you said that. or just hold my face in your hands and squeeze 🥲 ugh august would do such a good take on this. and find some really choice lines to go w it too 😭

diana

Unbuckling of the belt got me on my knees!!!! (respectfully)

lisa

SPLIT ME IN HALF?! (please)

lisa

i love dom august… love when ur a lil mean <3

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmao 😂 Glad you're feeling somewhat better and I hope you're back to 100% soon! 🙏

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmaooo not him putting a character limit and not us just linking to a Google doc 😂 (jk I am a psych BA I respect consistency in data gathering)

Ruth Hope 🩷

You're welcome 😌 To add fuel to your fire: imagine him just giving you a full on spa-level facial (👀) with a jade roller and essential oils and under eye puffiness reduction patches... he has to follow a YouTube tutorial because shit's complicated, and he decides around midway that "fuck it. I can figure out the rest" and he surprisingly does a decent job... At one point he applies one of those hardening (👀) masks and then tries to make you laugh/ruin the mask while you're letting it set 😂 Am I a strong, independent woman?... I guess I'll let the fates decide 🤷‍♀️

ky❣️💌🌷

🫵🏼🤕 stop going rom-com mode! you're making me yearn ! 😩

Ruth Hope 🩷

I've thought about a Discord, too, but I don't know... I've had a lot of negative experiences with online communities/fan discords (toxicity, drama, cliquey-ness, etc) and because I love this community so much, I'm terrified of that happening here. I'm probably being oversensitive and projecting based on my trauma. Everyone here is so nice and I don't think things would go bad... I just have that fear. I also really like having all the Patreon discourse in one place, on Patreon. Does that make sense?

sarah 💫

the way he just fuckin LAUGHS seconds after dropping “I’m gonna split you in half” gave me whiplash 🤕

Beth

Bro had me moaning "august" out loud to no one, what has he done to me

kat

all the “hm?” s got me weak in the knees. also never stop doing size mentions dear lord 🤰🏻

kat

truer words have never been spoken

kat

SCOUT HAHAHA

kat

Y’all are so sweet :,) my trip was fantastic, now back to being feral

Ruth Hope 🩷

@Tiana Oh, we are absolutely the same prrson. No doubt about it 🤝 God, if I'd had the time and energy, I so would have done that double major!! 🤓 I chose psych because I was scared about not being able to make money as a writer... I love psych, but I know I'll never be able to say with my whole chest that "psych is my greatest passion"... It is my second greatest lol. Thank God you don't need a degree to write for fun! Currently I'm working as an English language teaching assistant. I'm probably going to go back to school for a master's (and God forbid a doctorate 🥲) in psych or mental health counseling... But who knows? I certainly don't 😂

mxjxllyfish

everytime. every. time. this mf hits that “huh?”/ “hm?” in That Tone, I just: *tires screeching* *car crashing sounds* *screaming townspeople* *that one fish in SpongeBob: “MY LEG! 😫”* *ambulance sirens* *more tires* *helicopter sounds* *continued sounds of pure chaos*

mxjxllyfish

OH OH and then to just… giggle about it? as I’m trying to piece my sense of self back together?? SICK 👏🏾 AND 👏🏾 TWISTED 👏🏾

Ruth Hope 🩷

*holds up a single bandaid* Will this be enough?

Ruth Hope 🩷

Ooooh yes! I'm hungry for some pie charts and bar graphs 🤓

Lauren (the one with the cat)

Fucking me up like that and then I’m mentally smacking myself while simultaneously paying him to do EXACTLY WHAT HE DID 😩

phonons

I'm willing to put this science degree to good use and help out with the statistical analysis 👩🏽‍🏫📊

Liz McCombs

Apologies for being so late to the party! Finally had some time to listen…thank goodness, I was famished. I see lots of the babes around here thought it was delicious as well! Thank you, A! I, from the bottom of my heart, truly appreciate a creator who reads comments and delivers on what listeners ask for (well…within reason haha). I for one feel so heard and this was totally what I (we? gang? correct me if I’m wrong hahaha) was looking for 🙏🏼💚 So dominant. So hot. So nice to kick those decision making pumps off and take a quick swim in the sea of submission. Still can’t be told what to do though, and you validate that perfectly! But damn am I still Oliver Twistin’ over here and would definitely love some more. 🙋🏼‍♀️🤲🏼🥣 🎶 Is my bed made? Yep. 🎶 Is my sweater on? Absolutely. 😏 iykyk

mxjxllyfish

Ruth it’ll have to be 😔🤲🏾

sarah 💫

omg liz i haven’t listened to vampire weekend in a MINUTE im sprinting to Spotify rn 🏃🏻‍♀️🎶 Edit: oop i hope you were making a cape cod kwassa kwassa reference otherwise my reply makes zero sense ahahah

Liz McCombs

I 100% was making a reference to that song hahaha 💚

Lizzy

i can’t listen in public for this very reason..(also the whole dropping to my knees and opening my mouth part)

Eden

Love the check in at the end it was great also showing your range from super hard dom to chill dude

Ruth Hope 🩷

I love that song!! Such a bop! Also, after I read "still can't be told what to do though" (which I concur with wholeheartedly) I imagined the two fuckbirds (like lovebirds but for fucking) that are speaker and listener of this audio sitting on a couch in comfy clothes later that evening... he's trying to convince her that they *need* to watch this new show he's heard so much about and she's like "maybe tomorrow sorryyy babes" and he just sighs and caves instantly, handing her the remote and letting her take up most of the blanket 😮‍💨 I have rom-com brainrot and I don't even consume rom-coms like that 🤡

Gremlin Mona

Sweetie, honey, all these audios you’ve been dropping lately.. surpassing every single one. Idk what state your kitchen is in but you’re cooking hard for us. The masked one, the demon, even just this? What I thought was just supposed to be little rambles. The words you choose, the lines, your cadence.. I’ve consumed a lot of audios in my years, and there’s so much I’ve come across that I experience as cringey, but you- oh you, you little devil just manage somehow to say all the right things in just the right way. The images you paint, the world you create in my head. I can’t fathom what kind of magic you’re working to get these types of results.

lstninglzr

Aww, LAMBDA. I was thinking about you too, no lie!! That’s so sweet🥺 lol I’m glad my unhinged feral comments could bring you or anyone something out of them hahaha😅😂🙈 Hope you are well too, dear! 💖💖💖

Ruth Hope 🩷

Since this is who I am now, I made a pie chart because I thought it would be funny/interesting lmao https://imgur.com/a/fsAphFP. CAVEAT: obviously the number of patrons has grown significantly since the first DTA was released, but I think it's interesting to see how the comment activity has evolved. 🤓

Demoiselle

Entire conversations are being held on the threads; no wonder the numbers have gone wayyy up! Im doubly excited when I get a notification from August since it usually means new audio and I get to read some insightful, funny, and kind things you guys have written 🧡

Ruth Hope 🩷

Low-key high-key I'm currently working on another data analysis thing of available data (to be completed for the Patreon's 1 Year Anniversary in January 🎉) but gosh darn it if I wouldn't love a peek at those sweet sweet creator-side stats 📊👀

Ruth Hope 🩷

I'm not about to make it my career (*SPSS and R flashbacks*) but as a hobby, yes!

Lambda Sitta

NOT ME LITERALLY DOING AN RStudio ASSIGNMENT WHILE LISTENING TO THIS 🤣 @Ruth. Thank you so much for the graphic! I love data/data analysis, and I am very much looking forward to your anniversary data presentation!

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmao 😂 Good luck on your assignment!! And thank you! I'm going to try and make it ~cool~ 😎

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmao also hello/welcome!! ☺️ Forgot to say that in the other thread haha

phonons

Ooh, very interested to see what the data you're able to collect says 🤔

Ruth Hope 🩷

I just followed/messages you back ☺️

kat

the closest thing we’ll ever get to barbieland is august’s patreon comment section

Ruth Hope 🩷

Why did I hear "I'M JUST AUG" after reading that 😂 But also yes 🩷💗🌸🌷

hc

Have any of y’all seen that jack harlow “I’m vanilla baby I’ll choke you but i ain’t no killa baby” trend on tiktok? That’s basically how I see August (especially the guy with the Rubik’s cube 🤪 but if he was mixed)

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmfaooo I just looked it up and omg the Rubik's cube guy 😂 You know he's good with his fingers though 👀👀👀 And that lyric is just 👌👌👌

Ruth Hope 🩷

Oh my god. He released the full song and this line just screams this dynamic to me: "Speakin of AKA she's an alpha / But not around your boy / She get quiet round your boy" 👀👀👀

moonlightasilk

oh my god you popped off so hard with this. all my kinks in one audio im screaming

chloe

speaking my language “i should find out what the actual data is”😩🫶🏼

Allie

I have listened to this an unhealthy amount of times I feel….

Girly

LOVEEEEE the hard dom!! Foaming at the mouth, scratching the walls, wailing!!!!

Girly

August is mixed?

Ruth Hope 🩷

Yeah he's mentioned it before in at least one AMA that's he's mixed White and Asian.

Zechora

This was really well done, Dom but safe feeling.

macie

Was going to write a whole paragraph, but instead I’ll just say yes please, more hard dom please. 🖤

Essence of Maya

AIGHT MR. AUGUST IN THE MOTHA FUCKIN WINTER?! THIS ONE RIGHT HERE?! Good lord I am in shambles. I am such a huge fan of your dirty talks cause normally your usual erotic audios overstimulate me to the point where I can’t fully enjoy it, even though I know you put so much heart and time into all of your audios. But your dirty talks man…..every single one, you never disappoint. I don’t know how you do it, but man you have such a talent for putting the listener right there with you. It’s so good. It’s the right amount of tasteful and nastiness to where personably speaking I can enjoy it from start to finish. You do a beautiful job at this and it’s truly one of your callings. Keep up the amazing work, August! BTW I love your mdom and fdom audios the most!

Anna

This was so deliciously flithy, but your cadence has me falling to sleep - which leads to the best spicy dreams. Win-win, I guess. 😗

Excited Cranberry

Okay, I have just subscribed, really eager to listen to the dirty talk audios. I expected they would be good, but I wasn't ready for THIS LEVEL OF GOOD. I'm dying inside. DYING! I hereby declare this membership the best purchase of 2023. Thank you, August.

Rachael

Rough hard stuff yes please please please oh my god

spoon 🪐

this made me sub, the “you’re okay” at the end really was the nail in the coffin

Cyd

These are so fun to think about in the context of being on the phone in a long distance relationship w someone can handle long distance intimacy very well

Dodge The Grave

Since you asked for feedback: I'm totally into that hard dom stuff because you're doing it... Yes... Yes... Yes sir...

Brittany

You can be as rough and dirty as you’d like daddy. We promise we can take it.

Dodge The Grave

What is the female equivalent of blue balls? Blue walls? Thirsty clam? Swole Hole? Clit ache? Whatever it's called, this audio gave it to me.

Anonymous

"I'd devour your cunt so fucking hard, so fucking sloppy that you feel like you're getting fucked ... Tongue fuck you so much that your tits are bouncing." Jesus.

Anonymous
>>125549589

"I'll get my fingers inside you. Don't worry, I'll make sure you're ready for me. I'll make sure you're ready for that thick fucking cock." "Would it make you cum to get all overed in my cum? To watch it shoot all over you? That slick, fat cock, all dripping with you as I stroke it over you?" I've never wanted a cock that much before. Christ. Excuse me. 🤦‍♀️🚶‍♀️

Anonymous

Overwhelming, Auggie 🫠 lawd

yaligurl

“I’m gonna split you in half” not even 2 minutes in is crazy

mumbles march

The sweet spot is domming without using degrading name calling as a crutch…. Being called a b*tch etc is not for me

Riley

agreed. wh*re is cutting it close, and b*tch feels too mean

mumbles march

Huge dislike for wh*re too but different strokes for different folks. Someone who can do playful degradation is a f’ing unicorn more people should make it their niche!

Bri

The 'huh?' and 'hmm?'s are MURDERING me. Ask me like that and the answer is never gonna be no. I think about how much housewhork I would get done if I had that motivation. You gonna fold that laundry huh?? Put things away where they belong, hmm? My house would be PRISTINE And the scene setting at the beginning jesus wept 😭 the tension and anticipation. The BELT BUCKLE mention afkkbgrfvhjndss 'it's ok to like it...So like it.' 😫😫😫 my brain melted Not the muscles in the forearm tensing 🥵 urrghhhhhh I can see it I'm way too fucking stubborn and contrary to have thought I would find this scenario hot in a DT but apparently I *really* fucking do because everything about this is just eyes-rolling-into-the-back-of-your-head, heart-poundingly sexy. I am discovering soooo much about myself from these audios and it's so fucking fun. I'm gonna be listening to this one over and over for sure 🔥

Bri

Lol at the housewhork typo 🤣 Freudian slip??!!

twillow43

Jesus take the wheel.

EssJay

1. This is my fave of all the DTs. (Tied overall maybe only with the Prince - only because I love that line about taking off the silly dress) 2. I have no idea if you have control over this but on this audio but not all of the. there is the option on the sleep timer to stop when episode ends. Please can we have that on all audios?

TruelyBlue218

You asking "Whose pussy is this?" Made me choke on my coffee in front of a guest at my job. I have never been more unwell, and I can't wait to get home and listen to this all over again

Ady

This went so hard wtf 😫

similanian

this one is a real killer

Gabby

Holy fuck my hands are shaking. I don’t care what the data says it’s a “HELL FUCKING YES” to more of this. I was about to TMI tf out of this comment but I’ll just say this one *did things*🫠. I’m going to need another one in September (🎂) I’m afraid 🧎🏻‍♀️

geekinthepink

You're actually insane for this. "I'm gonna fuck you like you're my property" EXCUSE ME 😳

anna

"i'm back in the fucking building again" tiktok audio but the building is just this audio

Gabriella

Vacillating rapidly between applying to theology school to write about submission, devotion, and ecstasy and just screaming “AHHHHHHHHH”

Amy 🌙

Relaxed? Get on with my day? Sir, I am STRESSED. Why was I holding my breath? Who needs oxygen anyway? So many questions. I think the only reasonable answer is a DT with an even harder dom August.

Claire

17:44-17:48

honey 🍭

Pllllls make more like this. So dom. So selfish. So... get on your knees 🥵🫠🫠

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

So this is the audio that I chose for my drive to work today and just the first sentence alone made me squeal. I hope I make it to work. 😂 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 this gonna be a dangerous one I can feel it. Update: I am NOT ok. I AM NOT OK. More of this selfish, demeaning, owning MDom, please 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 19:48 made me legit forget how to breathe, like I had to tell my body how to breathe 😮‍💨😭😭😭🔥🔥 19:59 and the silence following that… whew! Get on with my day?! GET ON WITH MY DAY?! Can you even hear yourself? You are evil 😭😭😭😭😭 So when you stop recording, do you just sit back and think “I’m going to destroy those people?” And feel proud of yourself? Cuz that’s how I see it 😂😂

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I forgot how to function like a human being after this audio. I forgot how to breathe istg 😮‍💨😮‍💨 and yes! The huhs and the hmms did things to me; I never thought I’d want to be owned, but here I am 🫠🫠🫠🫠

rachel 🍓

🏷️ [Self-Indulgence Encouragement] All the amazing “Self-Indulgent Tier” jokes in comments on the most recent DT had me thinking about how my insatiable curiosity about ✨this specific DT✨ was what finally pushed me to become a Patron last year. Interest in the DTs in general was a motivator, but the [Making Me Feel Good] + [Selfish?] tags on this?? That duo wouldn’t stop knocking about in my head until I finally folded and joined bc I HAD to hear it for myself. It’s been nearly a year since and I’ll never go back. If that’s not a testimonial for the Patreon audience’s genuine enthusiasm for your dips into “self-indulgent” August, I don’t know what is! 😇 For me DT #10 is the primordial soup that begot DT #16, #17 (in my head I call that one “gahhhhgust” bc of the description haha), and #20. As a recovering Type A Valedictorian™️, there is something about your MDom content with extended beats where Speaker’s pleasure pulls focus that offers a comfy outlet to investigate my base desire to “please”, be perceived as “Good”, and “perform” to a set “expectation”. These audios transform that into something cathartic and fun rather than… existential? “Does it turn you on to please me, to make me feel good?” and the subsequent reassurance throughout (“It’s okay to like it. So like it.”) was REVOLUTIONARY to hear. I still turn to this one when any inklings of shame or embarrassment around embracing my subbiness arises as someone who strongly identifies as capable and independent in her day-to-day life. FBYBFYB Speaker’s “streets vs. sheets” analogy is all too relatable! TL;DR your “self-indulgence” serves your audience more than you might think! The “Maybe I’m just feeling selfish. But I’ll still get you off, don’t worry.” in this sums it up. Even when you lean into something Speaker-oriented, we are never left wanting! 🩵

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Fabulous new tag, A+++, love the idea of tags for our comments haha. Side note: it makes me laugh when he’s disappointed about the roughness of an audio when it has tags like [Aggressive Pussy Eating] and [Free Use Vibes]. Just hands in pockets, kicking a single pebble, muttering, “aww shucks, I really should have said something like [beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep], fuck!”. You’re so right about this being the progenitor for, unsurprisingly, my/our other favorite DTs. Trying desperately to be more concise and not just cosign everything you said (though I do as another “mature for her age”, “can I have extra reading?” type), the most helpful conclusion I’ve come to about my subbiness and why it feels so good is that: 1) I get to co-create the rules of engagement, and 2) there is a promise of rewards for my good work. It's not pouring endlessly into a well, waiting for praise or rewards that won't come (or will not be commensurate with the work I put in), while I make someone else rich or inflate someone’s ego. As a sub, my goodness is directly proportional to the rewards I trust I’ll get (because I believe in myself and my slutty abilities) and the enthusiasm of the other person. So yes, absolutely spot on, it’s cathartic and fun!!! Also, I always think of this gif from The Simpsons when the Dommy in the Streets/Subby in the Sheets convo comes up. There’s no better summation of my thoughts haha: https://tinyurl.com/368x55rk.

rachel 🍓

Omg Gabriella🥭 REAL re: August’s tags vs. his “roughness” commentary! haha I’m such a fan of how he approaches tags in general tbh, there’s this blend of silly and informative that makes them a joy to read. A little amuse-bouche for what’s to come with some AugustInTheWinter charm™️ sprinkled in for good measure! 🍽️🏷️ “Trying desperately to be more concise” is my life story (“trying” being the operative word) lmao, so please never hold your peace for my benefit! The way I am transcribing your two points re: the pleasures of subbiness into my notes app to keep gnawing on these delicious ideas. Ugh. You nailed it. ❤️ I get the sense that there are many “a pleasure to have in class” and “exceeds expectations” girlies (gender neutral/expansive, always!) in this community and I feel so at home. The Big Brain brilliance that is casually dropped in comments weekly gives AITW Audio Salon more than Patreon audio porn comment section! haha Also that gif - precisely! I am Lisa and Lisa is me! 🫡🪞

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Omg there should be a Moany category for best tags!!! There are so many good ones. [Selfish?] alone is peak comedy. I'm so glad my words resonated 💗!! See, this is where the Lisa Simpson-itis and the subbiness intersect. My Lisa Simpson brain tells me, “ooooo, I LOVE writing a book report for HBC” and *also* “no one wants to read that shit” in spite of your very kind and warm [(Verbose) Slut Encouragement] and my knowledge that this is a goddamn horny book club! It’s so silly lol! But as a sub, I’m just following instructions. It’s magnanimous compliance? I am not second guessing everything, trying to account for both stated and hidden/purposefully obfuscated desires. I am not desperately trying to earn an A+ from some withholding authority. My brain cells need only hold and process the instructions I’ve been given, then let my body add flourishes. I certainly like to earn things, but the foundation of that play is an understanding that I already deserve everything. So freeing! As much as I love Lisa (she is, frankly, probably a pillar of my personality since The Simpsons raised me), sometimes that part of my brain needs to shut the fuck up! "AITW Audio Salon" lmaooo exactly and precisely right, I think this salon is brimming with many "summa cum laude" girlies (gender neutral/expansive always!) who are now hoping to hear "with the greatest praise" about being called a slut and not about their thesis or Excel spreadsheet. There's a "cum loudly" joke in there somewhere, but I couldn't stick the landing... 😔

rachel 🍓

Haha yes to a Moany for tags! Off the top, I’d say [Bad Jokes] from BJ Lesson and, of course, [Daily Double] from “Stop Fucking Calling Me Daddy” sequel would be my front runners. As if August has time for this, but oh man, I’d love to see some sort of visual aggregation of all the tags in the February 24-2025 audios and see what tags reappeared the most and/or what tags were brand new to the ACU, like [sequel]! [(Verbose) Slut Encouragement] lmaooo the most “me” tag since [Dirty Anxiety Talk]. ALSO: “I certainly like to earn things, but the foundation of that play is an understanding that I already deserve everything.” retweet holy shit!!! Atp I feel like you’ve offered me a stunning abstract for an article exploring the dynamics of subbiness in high achievers, sooo I guess along with AITW Audio Salon we have no choice but to establish the Journal of Audio Erotica??? 🧐 I kid, but if we are being honest with ourselves, again, the collective’s comment essays are basically offering that already! You can take the girl out of academia, but…

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Oooo yeah it’ll be difficult to beat [Daily Double]. That’s such a fun idea, I’d love to see that infographic (if time permits). It’d be fun to chart switchiness and Self-Indulgence! Maybe even on Google Jamboard haha Lmaooo left to our own devices with the opportunity to go buck wild, we have chosen to gather by the fire in the salon, reciting verses to each other. That’s too funny.

222 lucien

Why do you sound so hot😭😭

morgan.

If Patreon had their own version of Wrapped, this would definitely be my most-played. 🙈

Liz

Yes Daddy 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Back here at the slightest nudge (read: her merely mentioning this DT) from @rachel🍓. The opening of this one is so unnecessary (positive), playing Crazy Frog at full volume would have been less neurologically damaging omfg. Love this DT’s preamble being an enticement for a lot of defiance or obedience, dependent on how the sub takes it. On the taboo feeling, for me, it’s twofold: 1) the delight of discovering something others don’t get access to, and 2) that something about you has made such a revelation possible. Which is so fun with the “our little secret” vibe of this one. I also really like that there are moments that almost feel switchy? Almost. “I’ll show you what desperation looks like”, you can choose how I take you, where I cum, but because of the intentions set at the begin (being totally owned), those moments feel firmly dominant (to me). Loooove the descriptions of the physicality underscoring the claiming, very imposing, I felt like prey 😁! Errata: 💡 "Don't believe the first line, it's really not very rough, I just say some dirty shit I don't always say". So so funny to be like, "I'm a fraud 😔", but also ludicrous because this DT has a 100% success rate of giving me the whiteout, seeing stars, forget where I am conclusion. 💡 “I could just pound you all day, can’t I? CAN I?! Can I just use you all night? Every position?” This was already a hit, another devastating DT, but this was the nail in the coffin. And it is SO fun hearing the giddiness in your voice as you stumble on that idea. Simultaneously very cute and very hot, TKO 🥊. 💡 “While I moan in your ear, when you know just how good you make me feel”. This line is important, but I feel too insane, too much of a drooling zombie to say anything salient about it beyond oh my fuckingggggggggggg GODDDDDDDDDD. The pleasure circuit something something. Unfortunately, *I* am short circuiting. Thanks, August! 🧟‍♀️

🪷Lily🪷

😲…… 🤯 how is he even real? I can’t even right now…. I’m at a loss for words. This might be my favorite.

apple pye

the moan i let out at “i’m going to fuck you like you’re my property” was absolutely pathetic tbh 😔

Cait

I hope you’re veryyyy proud of the smug little shit energy of the self indulgence part (because I hated and loved it and I’m mad about it)

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

Ok, this is my favourite dirty talk so far and I'm only 2 minutes in! "I'll still get you off, don't worry"! 😂 😂 😂

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

Oooooh! I love looking up from kneeling, watching a man undo his belt when standing up in front of me! That bit when they pull the belt catch out of its hole. Its the way they look down at/on you... God, it liquifies me! Yep. I like it here.

lauren

My favorite DT. Absolutely riveted by the low, slow, half-whispered, totally in control vocal tone. Mentally broken by hearing you say the word Master.

Andria🖤

I need this on vinyl

Casperttt

This one works better than the BDSM test. Now I’m so sure I’m a sub.

anna

"i'm gonna fuck you like you're my property" just populates in my brain on a regular basis and i activate like a sleeper agent

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

I got there exactly on time! First time ever with this DT! "Nobody does it betterrrrr....."! ❤️ *proud switchy sub* 👏🎊😁

Amy 🌙

I get this with "I go crazy in doggy" from #1 🤭

Lexxx

Hands all up for a hard and tough Dom August 🖤 It’s the best 🖤🖤

anna

somehow i always end up back here. this is my spawn point.

💫Littlestar

This... destroyed me 😵‍💫❤️

Cristal ✨

“I hope you like it” I LIKE IT 😩

Cristal ✨

“Say my name” I BEG YOUR PARDON??? Lmao sorry I’m losing it 🙃

Sara

“Hmm?” 😭😭😭 I am a mess. A freakin mess I say!

Sara

Here again. God dayum son, you’re too good at this 😮‍💨🫶🏼💪🏼

Sara

So real for this! The get on with your day - what day!? The audio ate me. The day has been HAD. Final thoughts: fuck off [kindly] 😂💪🏼

Sara

Thirsty clam 😂😂👏🏼😂 Dyingggg

Jesters*Wild

Welp, * closes Patreon * opens up new Etsy witch request * “sweet, nerdy, shy guy” who will “treat me like this” * please see attached transcript of DT 10. Respectfully request the full package, pls. * immediately comes back to relisten

Ari 🌕

Starting off with I think i wanna be rough with you today if that’s cool is evil sir

Liz

Just going through your DT collection (like I do daily) and please don’t ever stop doing these. I love your voice and damn you know how to DT!

Ari 🌕

Sometimes I don’t remember an audio then I’ll see I commented 😂

Ari 🌕

Listening to this at 6:00am before I get up and take a shower and kick the day’s ass is self care. Like please be a little rough with me today because life’s a little rough with me every day. 😂😫 Also random, but maybe you should do a rougher throat fucking audio soon. Need that.

felicia

I’ve listened to every DT before, but I have been SLEEPING on this one good god

D

Yes

Afair77

Yes, I like it. I want more of these

TakeMeDownTheRoad ✨

I love this one. Especially the first line 🤍🧎🏼‍♀️

dxlxs11

The multiple “huh?” and “hmm?” are killer…so hot

notzen

haha

notzen

i'm completely fine what are you talking about

Kayla Foley

Going through the DT playlist and oh my god they just get more and more delicious 🥵 I love when you get rough

Pelty

The first 20 seconds just made my stomach drop (in the best way). Sweet Jesus. I was not ready for that.

Rae

" I think I want to be kind of rough with you today, if that's cool" 🫠 The way I nestled into my seat and audibly found myself saying " Well come on then August, whatchu got" 😈

Rae

Side note: census says....YES....we like it

Geewhiz

This is the hottest. Holy crap

sylvie

it’s always a coincidence but I keep putting on this dt10 on my way to work or during breaks—places I really shouldn’t. I can never last 10 minutes without reacting so hard I can’t hide it. This is insanely hot, literally a perfect masterpiece.

ky❣️💌🌷

every single day i think about "i could just pound you all day, can't i? 😌 can i? 🥺" like. i can't even get into it. ugh!!

logjam

I’m newish here and I wasn’t sure if the DTs were going to be my thing but….THIS IS MY THING

Ren 🪷

something about ur tone of voice here that i can’t get over 😵‍💫 this is the perfect amount of deg UGH

Hazel

Im sure my neighbors are wondering who’s August by now

Trillian

"I'm going to fuck you like I own you." Oh my god. I can't keep listening to these DTs on the train home and getting so worked up. I'm going to melt in this heat wave

bubbl3gum🫧

📝 Pop Quiz: When I ask you to get on your knees, what do you say? (a) “Yes” (b) Say nothing; just do it, and follow instructions. (c) “Yes, Daddy” (d) “Yes, Sir” (e) “Yes, Master” Me, looking for the hidden option (f): “Make me. Daddy.” 🤭

alexa

this is perfect

alexa

i love i love i love

alexa

Idk what you put here this is crack

c

this killed me

bubbl3gum🫧

@ky: OOooh you’re right about the cute aggression. And then somehow it boomerangs and I’m like, listen to this adorable little freak (positive); I need to bite him!

bubbl3gum🫧

@sarah💫: The number of times I have uttered “SHUT UP!!!!” fully out loud, while listening 😩 (and meant it exactly zero times)

ky❣️💌🌷

yes! vicious cycle of cute aggression! he's so biteable, he's baiting us!! 😔