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It's your company's holiday party, which for some reason you ended up hosting, on top of everything else on your plate. Good thing your coworker is there to try to get you to relax and actually enjoy the party. He's younger than you, so you're always looking out for him at work and he keeps you sane in return. But he's never acted quite like this... is it the festive cocktail or just the dress you're wearing? 

Hi!Happy holiday season everyone, it's a fun little work party hold the moan, MILF-adjacent audio! Hope you like it, a little different in some ways, a little the same in others. Kinda fun to do the holiday version of the Hallowe'en party sneak away fuck. Enjoy!august🌨️Names Used: Filthy girl, baby, sweetie (for Speaker)CW: Bit more of a "Listener character" in this one, F is explicitly older than M, though by how much is ambiguous! It's mentioned that they don't break the half your age +7 "rule" though. F is also mentioned wearing a dress and earrings, and being a kind of nurturing/hard-working, stressed out and divorced type. Whether or not F is a parent isn't mentioned. M has been drinking, but it's made explicit that he's only a little tipsy/buzzed, and is fully cogent and in control of his decision-making. There's a bit of "but should we?" back and forth, but it's all playful and both parties are very down. 

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Anna

Ohhhhh shit, this is going to be a good one.

Ruth Hope 🩷

HONK GOOSE GOOSE DUCK I'M OKAY LET'S GO

S ◡̈

💳💳 this is me requesting an older guy audio i feel like a predator when there younger

S ◡̈

can’t wait to listen still king

lexi

❤️___❤️

Jaz

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EVERYONE HERE 🥂 I love it here mwah

Lizzy

all the ladies, get in formation

Titania

ooh I’m gonna be thinking about this all through corporate holiday party season

Dxcasse

on my way home from my Christmas party completely faded.. this hits the spot 😂🤓

Naomi Corporan

I'm literally skipping my merry way home to listen to this

Kacie Elektra ✨

Ohhhhh fuck me! 😅🥵 those tags!! I’m recovering from a tooth abscess and this seems to be JUST the thing I needed! 🫠

rose

the tags are so promising i'm gonna lose my mind

Cat

just what I needed. Thank you sir 🧎🏽‍♀️

yanna

Happy hoelidays oh my god

WildLavender

I haven't even listened and I'm already all giggly. I dunno how you do it.

sarah 💫

Power Rangers voice: IT’S MILFIN TIME!! 👊🏼💥

Reekah

me and the girlies are gonna have a rose party to this 🤭

Ruth

Clock out early, the new August🌨 audio dropped.

Katana

oooh is this uni teacher's pet august after graduation 👀

megs

my 23 year old ass: ah yes, it’s milf time 🍷

Veen

AUGUSTUS WINTERS! The Xennial Delegation (TXD) would like to bestow upon you this honorary one-a-day multivitamin (💊) as a token of our appreciation for this audio.

alyssa

this exponentially lol, being set in the milf-ish age definitely makes me feel like that

Zzzphoria

Just started to listen but let me tell you, I am in my thirties but when it comes to getting something out of the oven, I am baby and my husband gets it for me because I hate the heat so you get it!! A few audios ago it was buying the expensive dip and now getting things out of the oven! August is here just checking all the boxes 🤌🏼🤌🏼

Lizzy

*giddy feet kicking*

Sheena

My milf heart and body are not ready for this.

Amanda

I AM 40 and SCREAMING 🥳

Rya Li

i had to google what a "rose party" is

ky❣️💌🌷

me, not even 30, reading "MILF-adjacent": perfect

mxjxllyfish

[You Deserve It] ?!?! HUHH???? I need to be chained to the fence out back.

S ◡̈

like i’m 23 HOW YOUNG HE BE selective hearing 🎧

mxjxllyfish

a second ago I was a 20-something whose greatest fear is having a child. suddenly! I’m a single mom who works two jobs! who loves her kids and never stops! 🙇🏾

ky❣️💌🌷

✅ gentle hands ✅ heart of a fighter ✅ survivor

mxjxllyfish

I need to be set on all fours in wet cement and left for days

Reekah

LMAOOO

6sheeshALaying 🦢

Hands down the best imaginary blowjob I’ve ever given in this patreon! Also I finally know where you’re pierced and it feels like I let out a sneeze

Stella

Oh fuck yes I'm already sweating from the tags alone

Ruth Hope 🩷

*clinks your glass 24-year-old-ly* cheers, madam 🥂

Veen

💀💀💀💀💀

Guinevere

Not me sitting in the parking lot of my job’s holiday party and listening to this until my plus one shows up 🤭

sarah 💫

HE IS RISEN (litrally)

revali

The TAGS ALONE of this have my tummy swooping, Jesus Christ lmao. Lord help me when I actually listen.

Veen

PLEASE 😂😂😂

riri

Time to milfsen to this.... That's all for me! *mic drop 🎤*

mxjxllyfish

as the kind of overworked girl(ish) who refuses both help and compliments: this whole character is an attack on my personhood. Fuck sedated! I need to be spayed, locked in a box and sent down the river!

yanna

I’ve never wanted to be a MILF so fast in my life oh my good lewdy lord

Veen

PLS 😩

sarah 💫

🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️

mxjxllyfish

keep in mind I haven’t even listened yet, I’m working for at least the next 4-6 hours. I need to be PUT. DOWN.

Naomi Corporan

This was SO HOT and as someone with a mirror kink, you DELIVERED

yanna

REAL

Lizzy

🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

mxjxllyfish

20-something “milfs” 🗣️ MAKE SOME‼️ NOIIISEEEEE 📣

Lizzy

omfggggg lmaooooo 💀💀

Ally

Local 25 year old MILF checking in to say this audio destroyed me in more ways than one. 10/10 would be a cougar again ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Winry

My first August audio was the student x professor and I’ve been hooked ever since. If this ends up being anything like that audio, I might just have to take my heart pills. 🥵

jordan

eating little bites and enjoying my listen 🙏🏾

megs

YUHHH I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!

Lizzy

gesundheit, bb

adlitam

May or may not have entertained a similar fantasy during the company holiday dinner last night……….. guess the fantasy continues into this night 🙃

Lizzy

💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

megs

omg good for u mami

megs

dude straight up this comment had my crying laughing this is SO FUNNY and for what

Strawberry

Is this company hiring? 🤣 Amazing audio as always! 🥰

Erini

YES OMG ! As a 35 year old lady, I’ve been ~waiting~ for another older woman/younger man audio! 🥹 Thank you, August. I can’t wait to listen later tonight. 😌💗

Katana

this was so insanely hot omg

ChocolateMama

If you see me playing this on repeat for a while, mind your damn business

sarah 💫

I felt like putting away my imaginary magnifying glass like “mystery solved, Watson” 🔎🕵🏻‍♀️ ✅

daahling

The 🪞 sex tag....👀. 😮‍💨 Will definitely be jello at the end of this audio.

Eden

Frothing at the mouth rn

MrsKeats

As a representative of this demographic, please please please yes I need broken down, yes I need taken apart. And yes I want to watch.

Ruth Hope 🩷

KY does your new profile name mean that, if you're spiderman-ing yourself to the ceiling above me, I have to kiss myself below you? 🤔💋🎄

Onnie

the gravelly, growly ‘look at me’ at 12:12 and 12:22 basically sent me to my grave ☠️ greetings from beyond ✌🏻

megs

oh fuck you for that ending. oh absolutely not i am foaming at the mouth what the fuck

Strawberry

We would nail that group interview! 😚🤝💕

Ruth Hope 🩷

Okay I'm not about to Big Comment the same night of my first listens, but I will say, I think my manifesting powers have gotten too strong... You are following way too closely to my imagination with some of the visuals/lines of dialogue in this one... I'm about to put on my tinfoil hat lmao I'm nervous 👷‍♀️

Dafina

That “look at me” said with an almost chuckle got me blushing and kicking my feet. IS AUGUST LAUGHING MY NEW KINK?! I’M CLUTCHING MY IMAGINARY PEARLS, THIS GUY IS A MENACE

Ruth Hope 🩷

*me, as Ripley, to August, as xenomorph* GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!

Demoiselle

Mygod I’ve been absolutely swamped at work, finishing up my tasks before the holidays and yes, organizing the team’s year-end party. It was 2 nights ago, and I met someone hot but ofc he’s a coworker and a bit younger than ppl I dated, sooooo.. wtf August? I thought I’d successfully evaded fantasizing about that, and now.. lol. When I read the notification for this audio I swear I almost spat out my coffee. Its like August took out the thoughts I repressed at the party and made it into a mf audio haha what the hell This was so fun. Kinda light and easy but still so freakin hotttt. Just what I needed after that hell of a week. Five stars, well done sweetie.

diana

jokes on you, im the youngest coworker in the team 😂😂😂

Dafina

Mood, I had to keep remi myself that he was 20/21 in this audio, mind you I’m 25 and I refuse to imagine him younger than that 😭😭😭

diana

but alas, will give this hot ass trope a listen 🤭🤭

mxjxllyfish

still haven’t listened but OH MY GOD YES. something about a chuckle in the midsts of it all is SO. GOOD. 👨🏾‍🍳✨🤌🏾

katt

IM IN LOVE

sarah 💫

every time august laughs, a chunk of the ozone layer repairs itself☝🏼🌎

Dafina

I’m literally replaying that bit, I’m so weak rn it’s not fair 😭🫠

Emily Dawn

God I can’t wait for Brittany Broski to discover you

Foxanna

Slightly sad - I DID lose an earring at the work Xmas do this year - NOTHING. I obviously work at the wrong company 😑 This was great though - sweet and naughty 😏 thanks August 🙏

Yasmin

When you said “older than me” with that audible smirk I just about died

Misa Yamamoto

Mirror mirror on the wall between my legs I have a waterfall 🪞 August, what is the song that plays at 28:12? I swear I was listening to your heavenly voice too, but my ADHD brain also heard the music and needed to know. I heard John Mayer esque sounds.

Veen

I’ve lost so many earrings at work and I haven’t been railed ONCE. I’m taking this issue to HR.

Misa Yamamoto

Everyone candidate shows up with one missing earring

Ruth Hope 🩷

Girl if you don't put this audio into practice, I don't blame you, but also... 🤔 Nah nah nah... Unless? 🤔 Lmaoo glad this audio came at the perfect time for you! ❤️ I hope the rest of the holiday season is less stressful!

Ruth Hope 🩷

I fear the day that I meet a man whose laugh is even remotely similar to August's. I'll be done for.

Ruth Hope 🩷

I'm gonna cry shake crumble fumble why is he how is he 🙃🙃🙃

em

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

em

why don’t you have a million listeners per audio???? omg. your voice is so cute but also sexy and it just makes me want to worship the ground you walk on. OMG AGUST! you’re killing me😔❤️

sarah 💫

I’m unable to string together any thoughts rn except: the “one more, one more” and “last one” smiley post-coital kisses at the end are launching me into space (again). HOUSTON WE HAVE LIFT OFF 🚀👩🏼‍🚀💋🫡

Ugnė

and here goes yet another August W... you never miss 👑

daahling

Yo...this was good! ☺️🫣 Had me blushing and grinning from the start. That goofy ass "What?" in the beginning... too cute. Oh....M getting caught giving F the "Up Down" then admitting it. 🫦🫣🥴 I must be living under a rock. I have never heard of this half your age +7 "rule". Good to know though. 😜 Also, sometimes I find myself liking the way you say non-flirting lines more than the name calling and sexy/dirty/flirting ones. It's a problem. 🫣 Like the way you say "Just relax though, okay? Enjoy the fuckin' party...please."🥴 🤷🏻‍♀️ But then that "Older than me...older than me. What's wrong with that?" line tho... 🔨⚰️💐.

Jay

Thanks for the audio on my bday🥰

dove

nobody speak to me I’m feeing SLUTTY!!!

Ash Bishop

I loved this SO much! The flirting, the reveling in the age difference, the hint of wanting more, the extra kisses at the end, “I like seeing myself next to you” 🫠🫠🫠 I’m also older than my partner, so this audio was especially toe-curling. Thank you! 🫶

Stella

Something about August's coworker audios make me feel some kinda wayyyy~ The car ride one bed coworker audio has always been a favourite of mine since joining here

anodaw89

Happy Birthday!

chai

FR

chai

okay this character wins!! this character wins for Best August Character Ever.

chai

i am only thirty seconds in (and also i say this about every new audio that comes out) but the very first line + him taking the food out of the oven unprompted is simply Elite

kaye

everytime i see a new august upload i feel like ive just ascended from my bed and gained new enlightment ohhhhmylord

anodaw89

I don't know if I have enough self- restraint to not listen to this especially since I'm traveling and don't have privacy at the moment 😣😫 I mad the mistake of listening to some of the downloaded audios on the plane and was unconsciously making small grunting noises! 😱 thankfully no one was seated next to me and the plane was loud enough to drown it out. 😶‍🌫️🙈🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

Wild-Rose

Before your audios there were certain phrases that weren’t even on my radar of things I would possibly find hot. But you saying to back up on it??? I…um…kind of can’t handle it?? 🫣☠️ And the can’t-get-enough-of-you kisses at the end have definitely rearranged what is left of my brain cells. 🫠

Zechora

No words... only soft whimpers, that's all I've got left

DivineFeminine

“I want you on the floor, on all fours in front of that mirror” ✨𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓈 ✨

Kacie Elektra ✨

👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

Tavo

Just got home from a night out on the town, haven’t even listened yet but already know it’s a certified classic in the August Hall of Fame

Kacie Elektra ✨

When I say that I’m about to be 37 next month and have a daughter that just turned 15, I have to completely agree with this request 😩🤣 I don’t mind the “younger man” audios, because most VA’s I listen to (with the exception of maybe 2) are quite a bit younger than that (within the less than 10 year age gap, but still a good bit younger). But when I see the younger (early to mid 20’s) making these suggestions because that would make him QUITE young for them… it’s hard not to feel the need to remind myself of August’s actual age (or as close to actual as we can guess 😅). So long story short, yes… this! This allll the way! 😂

Chanel

idk what it is with this speaker character but goddamn does he do things to me 😭 i mean "is that young cock too big for you" you're insane for that 😭

Kacie Elektra ✨

This was so fucking hot. 🥵 I would love to say I’m in a puddle on the floor but I’m afraid I’ve done dissipated completely. After I listened to this for a second time, I realized that the “milf age” I’m at mustn’t be TOO far from this. So, it made it a hell of a lot easier to not have to picture myself like 8-10 years younger 😅 I have so many thoughts and feelings now that they’re all just running together and not making a coherent sentence! 🫠 But what I can tell you is that this was another show stopper that I will continue to come back to again and again! 😍🤯 thank you as always, August! 🥰

Thelnie

Love the kisses at the end! Which other audio was it that had that…

Thelnie

I was sort of thinking he took her earring just to go to her room with her and we find out he had it the whole time at the end but it didn’t happen keke.

Thelnie

I feel like this was a gift. A subtle little gift to all of us.

Thelnie

He’s got a type! Lol

Thelnie

🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

Thelnie

I know… I’m constantly aging the M in my head to be older so I don’t feel too weird. I’m 38 and in my mind this M is nearly 30 at least. We should take a poll on ages here.

Mølla Rouge

Newbie here but what is his actual age? Is he on the young side because... I'm gonna have to request an older male one too 😭

Demoiselle

oh god I attempted this on my last flight, and had to stop halfway because I started squirminggg 🫣 also I was low-key paranoid my bluetooth will suddenly stop working and August’s filthy words will be heard by everyone haha

Demoiselle

Happy birthday Jay! Have a good one 💛

Thelnie

I can’t decide if I thought being told I’m older over and over was hot or making me feel geriatric. I’ll have to listen to this again 😅. The hottest part was the guy actually took a dish out because he decided it looked ready. Like he didn’t ask “Is this ready?” and add to the listener’s mental load. Why does August just get it? 🫠

Demoiselle

You could tell by that first “what” the speaker was tipsy af. Very relatable I say it the same way after a few drinks lol

Demoiselle

I love that he puts on his goofy voice for banter and dialogues, then switches to this lower, more commanding one during the spicy partsss ughhh perfect combo every time

Demoiselle

Thanks Ruth! I’ll think about it haha 😉 jk.. How’s holiday szn for you so far?

amy

AND I CAN TAKE THAT DICK STRETCH THAT COOCHIE OUT LIKE YOU MAD AT A BITCH FUCK ME LIKE YOU MAD AT ME BABY I NEED A FREAK TO DRIVE ME CRAZY well anyways this was fun and audio was 10/10 always. literally they are always good???? might as well smoke your audios cause they are like crack😭 + having sex on the floor makes it so much hotter. LOL thank you for the christmas present august!!

kb

tehe 😁 mer merry unmmm merry christmasssss 😍😍

megs

my stupid brain every time august says the word sorry: 🚨CANADIAN DETECTED🚨

amy

NO LITERALLY

anodaw89

Ok, I caved and listened to this. GOD! This really tested my non-existent poker face. I need a cold shower 😮‍💨

anodaw89

Also, the change in the tone of your voice at 4:30. 🥴🥴🥴

Kacie Elektra ✨

lol I don’t think he’s ever actually given an exact age? If he did, I’ve completely missed it and I think I’ve listened to almost, if not everyone of, his AMA’s. I know his birthday is this month, based off of his AMA where he said he was a Sagittarius. (And the fact that he confirmed that it’s his bday month in his schedule post) but I believe in the same AMA he mentions his star sign, he hints towards being mid to late 20’s. So I’m assuming he’s maybe between 25-28? I could be wrong… but it’s just a guess. 😅

H.

Happy Holidays indeed.

H.

Can’t feel the cold at all, this was too damn hot

H.

He’s giving a golden retriever vibe at the end. He just couldn’t get enough. I couldn’t eitherrrrr

Dafina

I thought the S A M E, HE KNOWS WHAT HE’S DOING

riri

The beginning felt like a scene from a cheesy christmas movie but with (finally) some spicy action haha I enjoyed this audio a lot and thinking of being in front of a mirror as an "older" woman is (when you think of it) not something easy because the view we have of ourselves sometimes can be very harsh, but the way you encouraged the listener so they can feel a bit more confident about themselves made the scene quite intimate 🥲 The "You do so much for everyone don't you" maybe I cried ? 🥲 always appreciate how thoughtful you can be of the listener's feeling in your audios 🫶

Itselena

Merry crisis to those who are cognizant that this will probably never happen to them. 🎄

Altair1272

I'm on my period but that's ok I gonna listen to this to torture myself anyway ,thank you August 🥳💕💕

Lizzy

plane listens are so fun! i’ve done it and the number of times i’ve had to look up at the ceiling and bite my lip to keep from making noise is insane 🤭

Page Chase

38 here and I am absolutely here for this. I kept remembering Laura Linney's storyline in Love, Actually and am considering this a fixfic for that.

Page Chase

I've got some Werther's Originals in my purse to give as well.

Page Chase

[Doing the 1/2 age + 7 calculation] OK I am barely squeaking in the "not creepy" zone.

Dafina

Totally unrelated but If that’s you on your pfp you’re so pretty 🥹🥹🥹

Chanel

wow thank you so much 🥹🥹❤️!!! that's so sweet of you 🥹

Excited Cranberry

WHAT ON EARTH??? I'm literally screaming, I have a younger coworker that I think is a dom and ———

kae

i always knew i’d become a MILF. this was my canon event

Chanel

happy birthday!!

yanna

✋🏻👁️👄👁️✋🏻 🫲🏻👁️👄👁️🫱🏻 🫵🏻👁️🫦👁️🫵🏻

Ru

I love your pfp makes me die everytime I see it

6sheeshALaying 🦢

It’s the domestic version of a hair tug. I loved that part.

lazysusan

"Don't you just want me to fuck you real quick with everyone downstairs?" 👈 this is the one right here, officer.

Excited Cranberry

I'm married to a verrrry monogamous person who is also my dom ❤️ So I don't play with others. And even if I could, I wouldn't play with a coworker because you know, gossip and such. But one can dream a little, right? 😈

samrassic park

As an afab person in their mid 30s with 2 kids, this audio just fucking took me out. So validating and wonderful and hot and the banter and playfulness and desire and gentle domming, just… wow. A+ work, thank you for this truly.

Sheena

Wow. How dare you say “You know how to treat that younger cock, don’t you?” And then have the nerve to laugh. I don’t think I’ll ever recover from this one. 🫠🫠🫠

Jay

Thank you🤭

Jay

THANK YOUUU☺️

Jay

Thank you😚

sarah 💫

Ex’s friend on vacay!! 🏝️ he knew it made us crazy then and he did it AGAIN here, the nerve of him (to do exactly what we pay him to do) 😤😤

Veen

Are y’all hiring? 👀

Rya Li

Unrelated to the audio: I texted a friend about my audio guestbook idea for my wedding, and her brain autocorrected "guestbook" to "porn guy" and then she was like "WAIT. ARE YOU INVITING THE AUDIO PORN GUY TO YOUR WEDDING." I mentioned this hilarious misunderstanding to the fiance, and he felt obligated to restate that no, I cannot invite internet strangers to my wedding, not even the ones that are only niche famous. Super hype about the audio guestbook tho yall. Anyways back to the audio, love that we are all seizing on the fact that the speaker wears earrings. I imagine it's the dangly kind. I think those are really cute on guys.

Rya Li

do u also take the gummy bear multivites to Feel Young or is that just me

Rya Li

we love a domestic king

Rya Li

yoooo its so real, the stock photo is always like Oddly Hot for some reason?

Rya Li

^^^^ in one audio he says "outfit" and it sounds a little like "oootfit" and im like GO GET SOME POUTINE BOI

Lizzy

soooo you’re saying we all shouldn’t expect an invite in the mail 🤔 (congrats on your upcoming nuptials 😘)

Rya Li

my argument is that "all the women that cum together on the patreon should come together at least one time to party [at my wedding]" and i was told that making it sound vaguely poetic does NOT make it more acceptable, which, yeah. i get caught up in stupid concepts for .05 seconds and then i remember That's Insane and also I am Poor

Lizzy

lollllll nice try though 😘😘

Kacie Elektra ✨

Ohhh!! That’s actually a really great point! Now I’m gonna have to listen again (for the 3rd time now 🤣) so I can go down that rabbit hole! 🤯

Lambda Sitta

I wished you a happy early birthday last time and now it's belated, I feel like Goldilocks haha. Anyway, happy belated birthday! I hope your birthday weekend has been enjoyable so far ❤️

sonicbloom

ok so this audio was absolutely *not* meant for my gen z ass but that did not stop me from going feral over it compared to your other audios where i could reasonably insert myself into the scenario as the F!character, i experienced this one like a voyeur. it was def the most imaginative i’ve been while listening to your content—and it was so fuckin fun!!! would fully co-sign more character-driven scenarios if you’re willing to make them 🫶

Excited Cranberry

As a 35+ Mom, overworked and stressed out by the holiday season, this audio spoke to my soul ❤️‍🔥 What I loved most was the hushed, whispery voice of the speaker! With all these HOT tone changes! FUCK YES! Thank you for this wonderful Christmas gift, August. I will come back to this gem again and again ❤️

gem ✨

I love every audio you make August, but every once & a while you’ll create characters that I just go ENTIRELY feral for & these two made that happen almost instantly. 😭 Very much hope we get to see them again - maybe a sneaky quickie in the office? I don’t even care, but I need more of them! 🥵

Ruth Hope 🩷

It's going well! Treated myself to an essential oil diffuser and some other nice smelling things today 😌 How about you?

Fluffy

I specifically had to rewind this part. God tier 🤤

Hannah_Joy

Gets on peloton before listening to the audio. Says to myself. Every time he says the word “cream” add 2 to resistance. Fuck by the end of my ride it wasn’t just my legs that was shaking.

Fluffy

The kiss shower at the end after the deep dicking down?! Don’t you dare make me fall in love with this M, August! 🫠 Your actual voice acting was brilliant. Your shifted tones a bunch of times in the bedroom scene so the performance was super dynamic and so sexy. You’re a master at your craft at this point 👏🏾

Lizzy

@thelnie 🥹ong that’s perfect

Lizzy

happy bday!! 🥳

Lizzy

oo shy coworker is definitely elite!

Lizzy

straight to jail

Lambda Sitta

Nice profile picture, Exsqueeze ❤️🇵🇸

Undercover

How open are you to *critical* feedback? Bcs like I love your audios and I’m here everyday, but I also have… opinions?

kae

thank you! he’s currently banging on the door of my basement begging to be let out, bless him x

Yasmin

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

Thelnie

I like how “porn guy” is just part of your life now that close people around you have just accepted. The inevitable.

Thelnie

Omg excellent menory. I need to write notes

mina!

okay the whole audio was top tier but the ending made me melt 😭

Maeve

yes daddy 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Rya Li

i have an idea for a funny comic about it but i can't draw for shit unforch

hoodgothicc

the hint of ✨overfamiliarity✨ between the characters was delicious 😋 has me thinking this audio is in same cinematic universe as the audio from April w/the co-workers on a trip!! idk yet was the best order of events is… like did the holiday party take place first 🎄or the work trip 🤭 idk girlies what do yall think 💭 p.s phenomenal work per usual August 🐙

Sheena

We need a support group.

Erini

I’m not a fan of Love, Actually but this audio was incredible. Instant new favorite. Happy holidays to us ladies and to our dear, sweet August lol! 🥰🎄

S ◡̈

got me having to imagine i’m older than i way to like the age fr

kat

my 23 year old ass cosplaying as a mature divorcée 💀 august this was so so so hot and wholesome, my fave combo. one of my new faves 🫶🏻

kat

also do you have your ears pierced IRL cuz love that!!

kat

Yeah on Patreon you can! I sent one before and he was super sweet and thoughtful with his response! :)

kat

Basing a workout off of an August audio is fantastic and I have got to do that. Don’t have a peloton though so I might turn some heads at planet fitness

kat

love seeing the Canadian August theories

kat

this is so fucking funny HAHA

kat

I have commented on her YouTube vids and TikTok’s about this man over and over, no luck

kat

GIRL ME TOO LMAO 🥂

Madeleine

you had me at “MILF-adjacent”

sarah 💫

I cannotttt get enough of the beginning of this, it’s just top grade, five star smiley, cutesy, bite-your-lip-so-you-don’t-grin-too-hard, syrupy sweetness. Tipsy, flirty august is a new fave for sure 🥂 the naughty/nice push-pull and nervous stutters mixed with cocky jokes and slight voice cracks is such a deadly combo. You build that flirty, smirky energy so unbelievably well with just your voice, it’s quite literally infuriating 🙃 Also love that you didn’t go the fdom route with this MILFy scenario! just like the DILF & professor audio, you subvert these stereotypical tropes in a refreshing way. The number of younger mdom/older fsub audios is criminally low so this is such a treat! It also felt slightly reminiscent of older/classic august for some reason. I think maybe the pacing and slower dialogue reminded me of your older stuff which I really enjoyed hearing again. Other parts I loved: •The crAck in your voice at “the pauseee?? There was no pause” is so……!!!!! good. I can literally see this dude drunkenly beaming at her sO HARD oh my godddd. •The entire “hot….hot as in like the new, hot new thing. Not attract-attractiveness. UH…..what?” part had me fucking SMILING into my HANDS like I started blushing FOR this guy good lordt. that nervous stutter is sending me straight to my graveeee 🪦⚰️🧎🏻‍♀️ •”Being at work is suppressing my authentic self.” PREACH!! Corporate coworker august GETS it 😔✊🏼🏦 •EARRING ALERT, HE’S WEARING AN EARRING‼️🚨🥵 i loved this detail, it really fit M’s character imo bc he’s young and hip and yknow, the ~hot new thing~ (in my head, it’s a helix piercing 🫣💎) •”That’s…fine to say. Isn’t it?” was such a great Shift Moment. You can feel the playful silliness slowly melting into something More as the tension grows. “I like seeing myself in the mirror with you” right after is soooo sweet and tender and straight up CUTE 🥹 •”Look at me, take your eyes off the mirror for a second. Look at me while you feel my hand on you.”‼️🪞👁️👁️the way he wants to look IN her eyes instead of AT her in the mirror drives me insane. that intimacy and closeness while their reflection is right in front of them is TOO MUCHHHH I am truly unwell 🤕 •loveee the body worship, as always. Repeating “your body is perfect” to an older woman as she looks at herself in the mirror is just…..like that whole chunk felt like a whole ass therapy session 🛋️✍🏼(KIDDING (unless…….?😳😐)) •“I don’t want to look away, I don’t want to look away for one second” during the BJ 🫠😵‍💫🫨 Howwww do you manage to balance tender and filthy so well?? Bonkers, insane, loony, etc. •the rubbing/slapping/teasing before “look at me then. look at me, tell me to put it in.” 🚨AUGUST‼️ Consider this my formal request for more “tell me what you want/use your words” stuff PLS & THANKYEW 🙏🏼 •I’ve been dyingggg for another mirror sex/watch yourself type thing and this DELIVERED 📋📦 the “I can’t fucking take my eyes off your face” part was so so filthy but so sweet?? Again, idk how but you balance that so perfectly •the “fall apart/take you apart” lines hit JUST as hard in this scripted audio as they did in the DTs 🫠 it fit esp well with this hardworking, hostess-mode MILFy character and the idea that this younger guy is doing the dismantling is just mmph so good 🤌🏼 •I already commented this but it bears repeating: the last minute of “wait one more, ok last one” giddy, hushed kisses feels like a shot of PURE HONEY into my veins I’m literally melting what the fuck 🍯 This was super sweet and hot and I’m so happy another older F/younger M scenario has been added to the ACU! Thanks for the winter treat, August! ❄️

Lambda Sitta

Emoji game is top-tier, as always, Sarah haha

Oscar Isaac

“is that young cock too big for you?” aaaaaaaaaaaaaah🤤🤤 some MILF things just happened to me. ( i mean, i’m the mommy)🥵

Sheena

I’ve been waiting for this Sarah. Top quality as always.

sonicbloom

omg absolutely not trying to be insulting at all—and by no means implying that older listeners are unable to immerse themselves as younger characters. apologies that it came across that way :( it’s worth noting that i’m speaking for myself only. i personally haven’t yet had the lived experience of this age dynamic so that’s just the choice my brain made while listening.

yanna

im a simple lady. i see a gojo pfp i immediately simp

Koko

POV you read the description and sailor moon transformed into an older woman with a multi-story house, an office job and an ex-husband I’ll be whatever you want me to be —

Rya Li

Updated update: Fiance's coworker noticed his pierced ears at work the other day, and was delighted. He, meanwhile, was SO mindflooded with this audio that his only thought was "You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid, Janet. Stop flirting with me. I will NOT go up and fuck you at the office holiday party!" [she was not flirting with him in any way/shape/form]

anodaw89

One 👏🏼of 👏🏼us!👏🏼 One 👏🏼of👏🏼 us! 👏🏼

Demoiselle

That sounds lovely! I love fresh, powdery, sort of “clean” scents, myself. Altho I adore vanilla-scented stuff too, probably coz of baking. What scents do you like best? I’m looking at a chill Christmas holiday, followed by a series of activity-filled days with friends right before NYE. I feel like its gonna be exhausting, but fun haha

Demoiselle

Spot on commentary! Omg this M character is so hot and adorable. I love the way you were able to highlight the parts where his personality was on display. You made me want to commence re-listen #5 haha! And yes, tipsy, smirky August is now my fave August 🫠😮‍💨

Demoiselle

Janet: hey, nice piercing! Rya’s fiance: 😡🤬😤😤

megs

girl me too

sarah 💫

Awww tysm lambda, chailín, and sheena!! <3 ugh demoiselle tipsy august is THE deadliest mix of charming, awkward, and cocky. THIS SHOULFNT BE ALLOWED 😤🙅🏻‍♀️ literally all his characters have so much personality, I can’t help but take notice lol ✍🏼happy relistening! 🥂

yanna

How do we know this when was this announced i must have missed it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Kacie Elektra ✨

This is by far the best updated update I’ve ever read! 🤣 Rya’s fiancé out here putting the work in, even if he didn’t have to! 😂👏🏻

Kacie Elektra ✨

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 exactly!!! When August says “older Milf”, us over 35 Moms unite! 😍🫣😮‍💨 (and I’m sure everyone else in between 😂)

Liz McCombs

Remember that time you created an amazing audio? Oh… my b… that’s all the time. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

phonons

*DJ Khaled voice* Anotha one! What a banger. This one has some of your best acting. I mean, you're always great but there's just something about the slightly slurred speech, the way I can *hear* you smile when you deliver some of the lines, and the way you whispered into the listener's ear when you mentioned the missing earing... Phew! The lower voice/whispering in this one really triggered that tingly feeling I usually get from ASMR. It might have also been the new better headphones, but it was like I was listening in 4D lol. This audio also has some of my favorite dirty talk from you. I enjoy the sluts and fuck toys, but something softer like the one in this one is also very nice 🙂. Also, all of the kissing was top tier. There was a lot of it (not complaining!), but just like the speaker character, I couldn't get enough. 💯/10 you seriously never miss

phonons

Also, loved the bit about the company being too cheap to have a budget for a Christmas party bc similarly to these characters, my place of work has its holiday party in January/February when it's cheaper to book a place lmao

Lambda Sitta

Happy holidays to you as well!

Lambda Sitta

Oh my goodness, that sounds painful! I hope recovery is going well ❤️

Lambda Sitta

@Rya Li, I have been tempted by the vegan/vegetarian gummies, but then I always go back to my old faithful, "Women's Most Complete Multi Vegetarian Capsules by Webber Naturals."

Lambda Sitta

Misa, if that's you in your profile picture, you look so beautiful! I love your hair

Lambda Sitta

@Dafina, I was just about to comment the same thing hahaha @Cha, you look amazing!!!

Lambda Sitta

RYA LI, congratulations on your soon-to-be wedding! I hope planning is going well and that everything on the day of goes off without a hitch

Chanel

thank you for the kind words aaaa 🥺❤️ !!! man i love this community, the best people are in here 🥰

Ruth Hope 🩷

I like floral and vanilla as well! 🪻🍦 Be sure to get good rest haha

Rox

As a 23 yo corporate girly who sees myself becoming this listener character, this one really hit 😮‍💨

Demoiselle

You too! Take care 💖

Chanel

he truly is a menace for giving us bits and pieces of what he looks like and we're eating it up like rabid dogs 😭

Dafina

@Ruth do not fear, embrace losing your mind for a man’s laugh

Dafina

Girls supporting girls is the best feeling ever 🥹

ky❣️💌🌷

you GUYS, i'm remote. where am i gonna find a work cutie like this. i need to update my resume - right off the bat the "wHAT ?" was so cute i was like, startled - sweet prince checking on her oven stuff!!!!!!!!! 😭🫶🏼 need to know what kind of dip he brought - "CHEERS!! to the season. and a wunnerful host 🥴" he's so!!!! 🥺 - i'm dead that he's the office hottie. good for her, major slay, etc. - the tipsy, flirty lilt in the voice is so 😭😩✨🥰‼️🥺😍🥲💋🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🦅 i could have listened to 10 hours of squinty, scrunched-nose, loaded-pause, smiling through your words kitchen flirting. it's so good. - "you didn't think i'd be like this" ✅ - "I WISHED YOUD BE LIKE THIS" ✅✅✅ - kissing while he. while she. "bury your face in my chest"??? 🫨 - can i just say, i listened to someone else the other day (a rarity) and it just confirmed that your body sounds are just. best in the mf game - the "this might be our only chance" made me sad but like... myeah i'd go buckwild - "of course i won't tell anyone. then this couldn't happen again." he's scheming omg - the "one more. last one" literally would have me calling the fire marshal. everybody get OUTTTT freakin it at my own holiday party in my own home would stress me out to no end but this was worth it. 10/10 would purposefully lose my earring again

Yasmin

LMAO

Ruth Hope 🩷

Merry MILF-mas, everyone! 💕🎉💃🙌🍾 I normally don't read the comments on an August audio until after I write and post my own, but I decided to treat myself and read the comments pre-posting, and I'm so glad I did! I love all of the insight from everyone in here who qualifies (unlike me) as a MILF/MILF-adjacent. I think one day I shall wear the MILF crown, or so is my dream 🙏👑 On to my favorite moments, of which there are many lmao: • I love how from the first word out of his mouth, that "What?", you establish this speaker's vibe as being lighthearted and playful, and hint at him having a ~friendly~ relationship with listener. So good! 🫶 • "Oh, shut up! *laughs* Sorry I meant.. it's no problem" he's doing his best to be polite despite being a lil sassy tipsy boy 😮‍💨 • "Can I get you a drink? of some kind?" Love how I can hear your slight eyebrow raise + smirk with this one ❤️ • The slight slurring of your words—particularly on "cheers," "season," and "host"—is perfect 🙌 • I love the SFX: the walla of the people at the party, the background music, the sounds of the drinks being poured—I feel like I'm there! 🔊🍷🥃🍸🍺 • "If we actually had a budget for events then you wouldn't have to do this at your place" I love how seamlessly you do exposition!! Always earns a 👏 from me • "I mean you look... good......The PAUSE? There was no pause" I love him ✨ • OKAY. OKAY. HE JUST STARTED WORKING AT THEIR WORKPLACE IN FEBRUARY.... HMMM.... IS THIS SOME KIND OF TIE-IN TO THE VDAY AUDIO?? OR IS THIS YOU BEING A CHEEKY BOY AND DOING A SNEAKY META REFERENCE TO HOW YOU RELEASED YOUR FIRST PATREON EXCLUSIVE AUDIO IN FEBRUARY?? HMM??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 (I love trying to pick apart all your little word choices lmao I miss English class 😔📝) • Just... Just all of this: "Hot- hot as- hot as in like the new hot- the hot new thing, you know? Not- not attractiveness... Uh... what?? Really? (you can hear the pleasant surprise) I mean, who- who is- who is having these dis- discussions?... *sucks on teeth* Ohh, okay. Okay, so you're- you're not involved {in} that at all?... Right, right, yeah that would be.. that would be inappropriate" that {voice crack} 😮‍💨🪭 • The unabashed sigh/checking her out followed by him admitting to checking her out and then asking "How is that for inappropriate?" He's so cute I hate him 😚 • "At work I'm not tipsy and at work you're not wearing that." He's like doing such a good job at casually confidently flirting, toeing that line of "this could just be a joke if you aren't into it...but if you are into it, then..." it's KILLING ME ⚰️ • "Oh you think I'm making fun of you? Why- why would you think that?" I love how he keeps it light while also showing concern for how he's making her feel. 👑 • "Half your age plus seven is the youngest person that you should f- um." Bringing up the half your age plus seven rule? Iconic 💫 Also, I love how he has to stop himself from saying "fuck" like boooyy you know she heard that "fff" 😂 • "Ugh, you're right. You're right! We are coworkers. *We are coworkers*." He sounds so cute and tipsy and 😔😔😔😔😔 I'm such a fan. • "I'm not actually making you uncomfortable, am I?" We love a king that checks in and makes sure you're comfortable with what he's doing 🫶💖 • "Oh, I can't tease you back when you're teasing me?" ‼️‼️‼️‼️ The way I literally 😳. Your voice takes on this different, more intense texture here, where you can *feel* the soft dom energy starting to *radiate* from his pores... ugh 🥵 • "Maybe this is my real personality and you just think I'm all nice and polite because being at work is- is suppressing my authentic self." Not to be ✨that person✨ but in an AMA August mentioned testing most often as an INFP when doing the MBTI, and a big INFP stereotype/meme is literally this haha 😂 • The way you get closer and murmur for the "missing an earring" comment 🫠 • August....... What. The. Fuck? • DO YOU WANT TO BORROW MINE? • DO YOU WANT TO BORROW MINE! • DO YOU WANT • TO BORROW • MINE!!!!! • AUGUST • WHAT THE FUCK • !!!!!!!!!!!!! • Yes!!! My ears are sensitive to most metals so they will probably have a bad reaction if I put yours in, but I'll undergo the consequences just to wear your jewelry, coworker king!! Also they're mine now sorry no backsies 🤷‍♀️🙉 • "Help you choose.. a new pair." Smooth 👌😎 • "Just let me finish my drink." I think it's interesting how both the M from this audio and the M from the professor audio have something to drink to steady their nerves before fucking their respective MILFs haha. I like to imagine that both M's have no problems when it comes to flirting with women their own age, but when it comes to women who are older (than them!) and more experienced, they need that extra bit of liquid courage 🥃🍷 • "Is it cool if I come in? Yeah? Okay *sighs* sorry, I just, you know.. waiting to be invited" my first thought was "lmao are you a vampire or something? 😂🧛‍♂️" • "Full-length mirror... That's good. You know, you can see them.. uh.. see- see uh.. how they look with the outfit." Why is that so cute and funny? 😂 You totally nail how tipsiness affects ones speaking abilities 👌 • I love how you used footsteps (and floorboard creaks) SFX in this scene! I totally feel like I was in the room! 💯/ 💯 • "Let me just look.. closer" I love how we can feel his anticipation/desire. I love his boldness 💕 • "Oh, fff... would you stop? You.. you know you look hot, okay?" 🙌🙌🙌 • "Yeah" @ 06:28 🙄❤️ • "There's lots of things that would be fine to say if we weren't coworkers." 🫠🫠🫠 • "I like seeing myself in the mirror with you?" 1) I love how you intonate this statement like a question; I think it perfectly conveys how M wants to make sure F is okay with him saying these types of things. 2) There's something so hot and sweet and sexy about saying something like this 🥺🪞🙌 • The way the kiss is initiated... How the kissing sounds/your voice/breath all feels so close and intense I'm 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 • I said it in a reply to a different comment but I love how we hear the popping of your jaw. It feels so real and natural and (respectfully) like I'm in your mouth lmao 👏😂 Never feel self-conscious of it (as you said once in a chatty audio) again! I demand it!! ☝️ • @ 08:15 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 • "Your body. Fuck." 🫠🫠🫠 • The way seeing her outside of work makes him really want her 🥲 • "All over you, fuck" booooyyy ❌ • I like how he can barely get his words out... He's been wanting this for soooooooo long 🥵 • "Sorry- sorry if I'm rushing but like we should be fast, right?" QUICKIES ARE #VALID AND #HOTASFUCK OKAY? I love me a long slow session and I love me a rip-roaring quickie 🤠 • His reaction to pulling down her dress straps, to getting her in his hands for the first time... the way it turns him on so much 🫠🫠🫠 • "Of course you wouldn't think I'd be like this." August... This is you, to your very core, and I never get tired of it. 🏆 • "God. You feel how hard you're getting me?.. Oh it's so fun to see your reaction to stuff" STOPPPPP I CAN HEAR THE SMIRK IN YOUR VOOOIIICE 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘 • "You want more? Yeah? Fuck yeah." I'm: ⛲🌊💦🚿 • I love how she lifts up the skirt of her dress for him to put his hand underneath, showing just how much she wants him 💃💃💃 • "I mean it's like literally hot through your panties against my hand... Feel how fucking hot you are for me." 🥲🥲🥲🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵 • I love how breathy and ragged and husky and feral you sound when M sees how wet she is for him 👏👏👏👏 • "Look at me... look at me while you feel my hand on you." 🆒🚔 • "I can't believe my hot older coworker's pussy is so wet for me... *laughs* Older than me. Older than me. What's wrong with that?... You think it's hot too, don't you?" I mean....... Ngl, I giggled and cringed a tad when you said the first sentence, but when you giggled and clarified yourself, I was back on board 🛹 🛹 🛹 haha this man has had this fantasy BREWING for 11 MONTHS lmao 😂 • "That's my cock rubbing against your ass" 🙃 • "Always looking out for me" 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 • "Did you know how bad I wanted you? Did you?" • "I've been wanting to find out what you moan like" • All the fucking kissing 😞😞😞😞 • @ 13:36-13:51 You sir, are a criminal 👿 • "You do so much for everyone, don't you? Let me make you feel good. Let me relax you, huh?... Give you all the attention you fucking deserve." 🌠🌌🌃 (I'm seeing stars) • "Your body was made to get played with like this" 🥲🤸‍♀️🤾‍♀️🏌️‍♀️ • "Worshipped by... big strong hands" 🛐🙌 • Him shushing her and then saying "God I wanna make you scream so bad" #makeupyourmindbitch 😔☹️🤒 • "Oh fuck, look. Look at my hand around your tit" he's so cute and hot with the mirror🪞🪞🪞🪞 • "It's so hot when you call me sweetie like you do at work" ⚱️⚰️🥀 • His excitement and awe when she gets his cock out and starts sucking it is palpable I'm a big fan 😌 (great belt buckle SFX, btw 👖) • "I don't wanna look away.. for one second while you're sucking my cock like that... Oh you look so good with my cock in your mouth" I love how he can't stop expressing his awe and pleasant surprise that this is happening to him, that his literal fantasies are finally coming true 🔥🔥🔥🥹 • "Look at my hand on your head." You do something with your voice here like??? Fuck!! 🙃 • @ 17:09-17:21 ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️ BOY. • "You know how to treat that younger cock, don't you? *laughs* Don't you, don't you? Don't you? Fuck yeah." All your "fuck yeah"s throughout this audio are criminally hot 😮‍💨🪭 • "Is that okay? Yeah? Push on your head a little bit, huh" I looooove the checking in 💘 • "Are you gonna let me fuck you? *heavy breathing*" 🪦🪦🪦 • "Come on. Don't you want me to just fuck you really quick with everyone downstairs, huh? *laughs*" ~Dear Diary: today I rolled my eyes so far back in my head that I thought they would never return. Alas, they have. Yours: a pile of ashes on the ground~ ⚱️⚱️⚱️ • "I fucking wished you'd be like this" 💭💭💭 I love how he talks about his fantasies 👏 • "I'm just gonna make you come first, okay? *giggles* Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I am" 🫠 • "Come here, come here, get that cock out of your mouth" then the kissing desperately 🙃 BOY. • "You gonna come for me?" repeated over and over • "You like the taste of my cock? You like how I touch you? Yeah? Do I make you feel good? Yeah? That's all I want, I just wanna make you feel good. Just wanna you come. Just wanna make you come, just wanna make you come" I CANNOT I CANNOT I CANNOT 🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 • The way he encourages her when she's coming, tells her to be quiet, then kisses her 😮‍💨 • "God YES. Come for me. Fucking, finally—come for me." 🥊🥊🥊🥊 Ow. • "I told you.. I told you I was gonna make you come. *breathless lil giggle, panting* I've just.. been kinda thinking about it since I started working with you, so" he got that shit in bulk 🧴🧻 • The way he tells her about how he fantasizes about her while he's bored at work... how "of course" he's jerked off to her 🫨🥵 • "I want you on floor, on all fours, in front of that mirror." AUGUST. GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN BRAIN IT'S CROWDED ENOUGH IN HERE ALREADY 🙅‍♀️ LITERALLY... OH MY GOD. I've referenced it before but I'll reference it again: HBO's "Girls", Season 2, Episode 9 "On All Fours", starting around the 23 minute mark.......HEARING ADAM DRIVER SAY "Get on all fours" WAS A FUNDAMENTAL BUILDING BLOCK OF MY SEXUALITY, SO THANKS, AUGUST, FOR GIVING ME AN EVEN BETTER VERSION OF THAT! (Side note: I say "better" because the sex scene following that moment on "Girls" is pretty uncomfortable and hard to watch due to clear discomfort on the woman's part. Just thought I'd give that warning in case anyone is curious enough to follow my citation to the source ❤️) • "Your ass in the air" if we can get August to say ~face down ass up~ verbatim at some point, I'll be set for life 🤡 • The cockslapping of her pussy 🥲🥲🥲😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 • "You're right, we have to hurry... so I should just put my cock in you, right?" SIR. I DO DECLARE. 🗨️⁉️ • @ 22:11-22:27 (when he finally puts it in) YOU NEED TO GO TO JAIL, AUGUST. NOT REAL JAIL, BUT HORNY JAIL. NOW. GO. GOODBYE. SEE YOU LATER!!! 😡⚖️ (But for real this part is sooo fucking shamelessly hot and feral I'm gonna scream 👩‍⚖️) • "What? Yeah, yeah, I can go slow." I love how your voice ~breaks character~ for just a second, and then once he realizes why she needs him to go slow, it's straight back into cocky (pun intended) asshole mode lmao 😈🤒👏 • "Did you ever wonder, huh? You ever wonder what my cock looked like? Mm? What it would feel like inside you? Huh? Think it would stretch you out like that? Oh, fuck" When punctuate your words with thrusts like this??? 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 • "Oh fuck yeah.. Back up on it. Oh, yeah. Back that ass up on my cock ... Show me... show me how much you want that cock... Get yourself used to it. Get yourself used to how that feels." 🪦🪦🪦🪦 • "Look at that pussy stroking my cock" 💥 • "Every fucking inch, huh?" 📐 • @24:17 I love this check-in too 💞 • I love the subtle SFX to indicate that the force of their fucking is causing the mirror to shake ever so slightly 🥇🪞 • "Where's your phone?" THE WAY I THOUGHT WE WERE ABOUT TO GET SOME 💌VDAY GUY💌 VIDEO ACTION LMAO 😳😳😳 WHEN IT WAS JUST TO TURN UP THE MUSIC VOLUME I WAS LIKE "OH THANK GOD!!" MY LIFE WAS FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES! 😂 • @25:43-26:04 (breaking her down, fucking all the thoughts out of her head, etc) I cannot express how much this section had me putting on my tinfoil hat 🧢⚠️ LIKE BRO. HOW. • "All the times I've come thinking about you" ❌⁉️ • "Filthy fucking girl" 💁‍♀️ • This man's cum-trol?? How he is able to withstand the feeling of her coming on his edge-teetering cock without coming himself until he pulls out??? #veryimpressive 👍 • "Look at all that cum on your ass" and the way he makes sure to get every last drop on her 🥲☔ • "Make sure it doesn't get on your pussy" we love a conscientious king 👑 • The kissing 😔❣️ • "He's asking about the music" lmaooooo the way you can hear him pressed up/hiding against her 😂 • "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I came so much on you." 🔫😮‍💨 • "Ohhff... Or that works too... Holy shit, that's hot" with her pulling her panties up without cleaning away the cum first 🥵 • Them planning their return to the party strategy 🗺️📏🧭 • "We'll talk about it, we'll talk about it" • "Enjoy the fucking party, please?" • The kissing and asking for one more and one more because he can't get enough 🤕💋 • That final line and laugh!! You are a menace, sir!! ☃️🎁🎄 I can't remember the last time I had to re-listen this many times just to get all my favorite direct quotes 😂 Everything is so hot and heavy and flows right along into the next thing—I love it, though!! I love the intensity, the urgency! 👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️ God. Happy fucking Holidays, y'all! 🎉

6sheeshALaying 🦢

I know we’re on different time zones but why did you have to bring up Adam Driver this early in the day I will now be WRECKED 😫😫😫

👻 jho-st 👻

holy moly Ruth I always enjoy reading your Big Comments™️ and this sent me so hard I went to space 🫡🚀🚀🚀 thank you also for mentioning small details like the mirror shaking etc, love going back to find these gems ✨

Ruth Hope 🩷

Omg thank you, jo! That's so sweet of you! ☺️💕 And I love that I can draw people's attention to the little details! Horny book club is the best 🤓📚

Rya Li

Thank you Lambda!! I too hope i can pull it off, we'll see lol

Lambda Sitta

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, RUTH!!! I think this is your longest comment yet, and as your number one fan, I thank you for your horny ram— for your dedication to your craft! Hahahaha This and Sarah's new profile picture are literally the best holiday presents ever 😭😭😭

Lambda Sitta

Hahahaha, Ky 🤣. Also, I see that mistle-ho left before Christmas, WHICH IS DEFINITELY NOT SUSPICIOUS 😭🤣 In all seriousness though, I hope working remotely is going well for you, especially around the holidays! I know people have mixed feelings about it, but I have a hunch that you enjoy it haha. Even with the lack of hot co-worker interactions hahahaha

Ruth Hope 🩷

Aww Lambda happy holidays to you, too!! Omg yes we love Sarah's new pfp!! 😍 And thank you haha I'm nothing if not a craftswoman ☺️

Lambda Sitta

RYA LI, DON'T KILL MEEEEEEE 🤣😭

Ruth Hope 🩷

Ooooh Saraaaah your pfp is looking very pretty/less feline than usual I love it!! ❤️

sarah 💫

RUTH AH ur so sweet tysm!! Love your cherry blossom pfp 😍🌸

Lambda Sitta

Those look amazing! Thank you for sharing the link ❤️

ky❣️💌🌷

HAHA i'm gonna be honest i was like, if he reads my thing on the ACU theory audio i won't force him to say "mistle-ho" 😒 and then he did it anyway hahaha and i do love working remote lmao lmao

ari

all i will say is we 100% absolutely need more milf audios

Thatthat

Commenting to fix how long this scrolls

Lambda Sitta

Hello Thatthat, are you having issues scrolling on the app/mobile or on desktop?

Thatthat

It’s not a technical problem. The penultimate comment was multiple screens long

Lambda Sitta

So it sounds like you're on desktop or mobile browser. In either case, if you're bothered by people's comments, I'd recommend using the mobile app where you can choose which comments to "see more" of. If you only use Patreon on desktop/mobile browser, unfortunately, your only recourse is submitting feedback to the developers (you can find this in the help/support section). It might save you more time to just scroll and bear it while Patreon sorts out its UX/UI issues!

Ru

The drunk, funny flirting in this one's glorious.

Just here

This whole audio is 👌 but the cherry on top for me is at the end when he keeps pulling her back for more final kisses 😭 wow the yearning is insane here. Thank you for a great audio 😭😭

Foxonfire

It’s embarrassing how many times I’ve listened to this audio. The beginning and the end dialogue alone just keeps me entangled to it.

Foxonfire

I personally love listening to the audio a second time while reading your comments. Almost like we’re in a book club and I look forward to hearing your opinions on more audios. Like a second treat.

Ruth Hope 🩷

Foxonfire that is so sweet 🥹 You have made my day! Thank you! ❤️

lisa

THE KISSES AT THE END!!!!! OH MY GODDD

lisa

don’t mind me. i’m on a listening binge

6sheeshALaying 🦢

This one needs to go in a collection I almost forgot about him!

Demoiselle

Please add to the Augustverse: the listener character is the ex-wife of DILF next door. Both of them hooked up with younger ppl after the divorce lol

Effie

Okay, so I'm a little older but appear a little younger. And this audio appeals to me in so many ways, but the one thought that stands out the most is this is the M that I would most like to have a drink and flirt with. He's the perfect mix of forward and flustered and I just wanna eat him up. (No, my cougar powers are not activating, I swear)

Winry

This audio just caused a literal earthquake in my city. Thankfully it was short and mild. I still might need some aftercare to help me calm down though... 😉

Bri

Agreeeed. And the whole, you spend so much time taking care of everyone else, now it's your turn to be taken care of...🔥🔥🔥🔥 YESSSSSSSS. Of course you adore your kids but you're overworked, always having things asked of you constantly, brain going a mile a minute keeping on top of everything...and then here's this character who instead of taking, wants to GIVE (in so many ways lol)??!! Hell yes! Plus, after having kids the most likely thing to happen is that your appearance changes in MANY ways, and that can be hard to deal with, and it can be hard to feel attractive; hard to become basically 'invisible' both as a mom and getting older. I know my husband thinks I'm hot as hell and that's great, but there's something about this hot character who doesn't know you all that well finding you very physically attractive - and having been thinking about you in that way for a long while - that feels really good!

o-kelly-o

daddy i'm only 19.

o-kelly-o

i can't relate but this is so hot like watching porn

Foxonfire

Still listening to this nonstop months later. I’ve memorized the dialogue and play along now. Im sick and unwell. Someone take me to jail.

BlancheDeLioncourt

Am I the only one who totally calculated the half +7 rule mid-listen? 😅... I'd totally flirt with this mischievous younger M. Very well done, August! More of this thrope would be interesting!

Kizø._.Beanz

I don't believe we're that far apart the only way they can be both older x younger but not weird to me is like listener 30 and speaker 28 cause he's still "in his 20's"

PS

Honestly, that bit made me feel so warm. So good!

Ady

From a 30-something woman: this hits the spot.

Ady

I'm back. This was so good! Speaker is /exactly/ the type of younger man I'd be attracted to, so forward and considerate. 🥵

geekinthepink

Jail. Prison. No appeals. No bail. No chance of early release. Also you're fucked up for that ending. Wish I had any coherent thoughts but I fear they may never appear again.

essie ✨

just got home from a work party and i’m thinking about this audio again like an insane person 😮‍💨

fedu

I’m dead

Lynne

This is my all time favourite August audio. It brought me here.

KWoww

RIP you

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

This Soft Mdom had his assertive moments I absolutely loved it! And mirror sex? 🫣🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 the “one more” kisses at the end uggggghhhhh staahpppp I’m melting

aliyah

watched the trailer for the new a24 movie “babygirl” and immediately thought of this audio. the resemblance is uncanny. it literally comes out on christmas! talk about life imitating art.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

This one is so so so so so so so so so so so (I could keep going) sexy. Even having listened to it many times, I almost walked down a hill at a certain point on the way to work. Listening to your audios in public should be an extreme sport tbh! This is another script where, for whatever reason, for me personally, every single line is like being hit across the shins with a baseball bat, then the next line kicks me down a flight of stairs, then at the landing of those stairs, the following line curb stomps me. So on and so forth for the duration of the audio. I am wolf whistling at this M. I am barking next to his cubicle. Humina humina humina drooling wagging my tail *hard*. Full aWOOOOOOOOOga! Considering the transformation, both in how I see myself and in my DNA from human to dog, this feels like a Spooktober-appropriate listen 🐺 Everything in this is soooo fucking hot, but were I to spotlight one section, it would be the five-ish minutes before the PIV. I loooove the directorial theme, that the M has thought about this tons of times and now gets to say, “action!”. There’s something alchemical about describing those fantasies, even just having had them if not their contents, to the L, then getting to realize the dreams they’ve had. The transmission of sexual potential energy is so thrilling. And the “you're actually so hot” as the realization of just how hot L is in reality + the joy of taking them apart as he learns more about what drives them crazy… The mirror amplifying everything!!! Screaming crying throwing up!!!!!!!!!!!! In addition to being lava hot, I find this and Ex’s Friend to be Secretly Medicinal. It’s edutainment, like PBS (HIGHLY complimentary). I find both audios madness-inducing and also very comforting. Fencing Farmboy would probably be the most recent addition to that collection. The audios in the Secretly Medicinal collection melt my brain slowly then reconstitute it with important ideas like “you deserve to be taken care of sometimes” and “you can be both strong and soft” and “don’t settle!” by the end of the audio. These are such lovely experiences, I’m genuinely very grateful, thank you! 💗 Errata: – Even before the sex, there's a throughline of him wanting her to get to experience the party, relax, feel pleasure having done all this hard work. The pleasure dom seeds were planted before his seed was planted <3. – “I know, I know you’re close” I wanted to die. I fucking hate that voice (I love it, please never stop) – The forty seconds before he put it in were hell on Earth. A little taste of the Self-Indulgence™️ to come!!! I will be revisiting OFTEN. – The cheeky pumps before she turns up the music because he can’t wait. Mmmhm mmhm 🥳 – It feels like he’d (ironically or earnestly) send texts like, “the present is a present, queen. What are you doing working so late tonight?”. Which I would find endearing, stop working in exactly 14 minutes, then go home with him! — The kissing at the end is so fucking audhaoxnksosnwkqkdoowkwbdbf!!!! I’ll never get enough of Ms being insatiable! I don’t know how to end this one because I feel exposed being one of the hyperindependent Dommy in the Streets/Subby in the Sheets people you’re targeting with this audio. Ummm excellent work. Perhaps too good, it is almost sinister in its precision. Thank you, August!!!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I'm intrigued to say the least, if only because I trust Ms. Kidman. And art must imitate life back (we get more MILF/MILF-adjacent audios)

aliyah

if no one else got me, i know you got me 🤝

aliyah

honestly this comment would’ve been equally appropriate on the “cheating with your fave student” because of the infidelity but 😮‍💨😮‍💨

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

@Page Chase I *will* rifle through my backpack for one of those strawberry plastic wrapper bad boys

cc

Sooooooo sexy! I am watching the new Nicole Kidman movie “Babygirl” trailer and think about this one. We need a sequel!!!

sarah 💫

LITCHRALLY saw the “babygirl” trailer a couple days ago and had to run here + “cheating with your favorite student.” +1 for more older F/Younger M audios!

Freshwater Mermaid

@15:21 me: 🤳🏼 you’re doing amazing sweetie But really, you are doing amazing. Your nuances and care for tone make for something that feels organic every👏damn👏time👏. And as I’ve lately found myself attracted to younger men and have always been attracted to older men, this half+7 rule is helpful to know. So, thank you all around. 🥰

aliyah

listening to this at work and tipsy august is sooo cutesy i’m literally cheesing at my desk like an idiot. he deserves to be covered in a bunch of lipstick marks <3

aliyah

speaker, literally the horniest a man has ever been in human history: yeah i really like that pair… they really go with the dress, for sure…

aliyah

[ telepathically sending “i wanna fuck” brain waves ] CAN I GET YOU A DRINK OR—

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

*pupils shaking, mouth full of drool* THAT’S A LOVELY COLOR, WOULD YOU CALL THAT RED OR…?

aliyah

he’s literally so turned on he’s out of breath when she’s TOUCHING HIS HAIR. bro was not subtle at the office WHATSOEVER and you can’t convince me otherwise‼️

whiskey 🍒

as a woman in her mid-late twenties who 13 times out of 10 is tryna bag an older masc/butch/man/gentlethem, this audio is scarily good. you scare me, august, you really do.

whiskey 🍒

I'm sorry, but these words are my diary screaming out loud. Who caught me on live like this? The Secretly Medicinal collection is my daily recommended value of vitamin C. Very™️ important for words of affirmation girlies like me. Pleasure dom is right!! This M took me the fuck out, I remember being so so so not ready for this to be as good as it was. But he's just TOO good. So eager, so attentive, so confident. It's giving good boy golden retriever who's now gleefully running away with your shoe even though he knows he's not allowed to chew on it.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

He’s quite the specimen! No man has ever been so deliriously horny *and* composed. AND he’s full of sweet words? Never stood a chance. Must take once daily for sureee

aliyah

speaker was 100% imagining them fucking in front of that mirror as soon as he saw it, you can hear the way his tone changes <3 cutie of all time

kio 🍸

back here again!!!!!! the amount of times i've looped this @ soundgasm is insane.. doing it here 🤝

kio 🍸

7:41 where he says "yeah?" before softly kissing the listener and AND when he loses his composure and it transitions to them making out at 7:58 ❗️🐕❗️🐕❗️🐕❗️🐕❗️🐕 knees are buckling

kio 🍸

if ever this would have a part 2... speaker making listener finally scream loudly bc it's just the two of them >>

kio 🍸

29:30 and 30:21 AND 30:32 "one more, one more" ANDDDDD 30:47 "last one" ... 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️on my fucking kneeeeees

Madi

The end 🥹❤️

sarah 💫

Love Me More and Short Skirt/Long Jacket??? 😟 immaculate playlist Ari you’re a genius

ari

hehehe thank u sarah

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

This is sick 🤘🏿. I’m especially tickled by the Belle & Sebastian. I hadn’t heard that Of Montreal song before omg 😭

aliyah

this is amazing i love you omg

moira 🎃👻

omg, I love!! “Half plus seven” is a great playlist name and ty for your mitski and clairo inclusions! Also ty for making me remembering I love short skirt/long jacket which made me add it to my monthly playlist!

hexa

🎤 🎶 she’s a bad mama jamaaa 🎶

ari

@hexa SHE IS BUILT! SHE IS STACKED!

kio 🍸

happy holidays everyone 🫂

aliyah

circling back to this because i said a few months ago that the “babygirl” movie trailer reminded me of this and i can now confirm that the similarities start and end with them both centering around an older woman submitting to the dominant younger man in her workplace. still really really good and intimate and challenging though, go watch!! just NOT with family!!!!

hexa

it’s been very much on my list—so happy it’s in theatres now!

aliyah

it’s really incredible! the perfect companion to eyes wide shut for a freaky christmas double viewing featuring nicole kidman.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Having just left the theater, I really do hope Nosferbaby happens for a little women’s sexuality & perceptions of perversion moment!

hexa

okay *loved it*—what a beautiful musing on human sexuality, desire, the need for play etc. etc.

kenna

lol this is exactly why I came back to this audio !! My entire social media is flooded with clips and I’m absolutely dying to see it now

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I do not know you well enough to say this, but: 1) IIRC you study/do law? If I didn't make that up, I assume many people are asking you lots of questions and there are just a lot of big emotions in your orbit, so I do hope you're taking care of yourself and aren't feeling utterly overwhelmed & hopeless (though that would be understandable) 💗 2) You *feel* like you'd be into this YouTuber, Yhara zayd. I love her videos generally, and she just put out a banger on Babygirl! She, as always, gets it! https://youtu.be/iFwjAoVqPnU?si=62kUyRRLREAQgzGC

aliyah

@Gabriella: 1) you did not make that up! unfortunately i am studying law at possibly the worst time anyone could 🥲 it's definitely been quite chaotic, especially with the law office i work at, but it also feels really rewarding to know i'm making some kind of difference. thank you so much for thinking of me at this time, i'm doing my best <3 2) TYSM i love a good video essay, especially ones about the arts, so i will definitely check her out! what a compliment, i already know i’ll end up bingeing her videos 😮‍💨😮‍💨 you probably already know of her, but if you haven’t, you might like broey deschanel’s video essays on YT!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

1) Chaotic I assume euphemistically, I can't even imagine. Thank you for your hard work!!! 2) Yay! Looove a Broey vid, love Be Kind Rewind even more. There are few things I enjoy more than listening to a woman discuss film studies 🎥

Sara Jane

Wow, this is just so. freaking. good. 🥵

AliveBody

Check your mail, because I decided to sue you for damages this audio did to me, August. Pfff… one second I‘m just a women living life, next i‘m an elderly divorcee, getting r4iled by my hot coworker. It‘s …. it‘s….. 16:42 „i don‘t want to look away for one second while you sucking my c-ck like that“ 🫣🧍🏻‍♀️ 17:29: „ you really know how to treat that younger c-ck“ AHHHH 17:34 - 17:44: whatever happened to your voice there made me decide to sue you. Have fun fighting the case of m-rder against ME in court. Spoiler: You will lose! See u there, bye!!! (thank you for all the work you put in during producing these, it‘s really greatly inspiring. Also listening to this while eating breakfast in a hotel might be a mistake, if someone else wants to try that, 🧘🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🙂‍↔️ )

PT

The whole audio is fantastic obviously, but gotta give some love to the buildup. The way M's voice changes before they start making out beautifully blends together some slight hesitation, strong attraction, barely restrained want, and that final leap because M knows that's what F yearns for as well. I really shouldn't be surprised that you are able to establish their relationship in mere minutes with the power of your writing and performance. But it bears repeating that you're amazing and deserve all the praises shown in the comments. 🥂🥂

Samaru

Idk why the hip slaps in this just..slaps sooo goood

Sara

Not the grabbing the phone to raise the music volume so S can really go to poundtown 🤣🤣💀🤣

Donna

As a tired, pushing 30, separated from my BD single woman, this audio gave me fucking feeeeeeels 🙃🙃🫠🫠

PT

I’m back again because I miss Younger Coworker’s “one more, one more … last one…” 🥰🥹🥰

Angel 🧁

happy december 🎄♥️ i always listen to this no matter what time of the year it is, but being able to listen it in december makes it that much more satisfying. anyways, i’ll be asking santa for a hot, younger guy to be utterly obsessed with me 🙂‍↕️

Jaclyn

Half plus 7 is 27! August. That is too young for me. I fear this man would be my kryptonite.

risa

This is so Babygirl coded

junkfoodvegan

This coworker is the same person as the younger brother who sleeps with the older sister's friend at a sleepover audio.

bubbl3gum🫧

The part where she’s watching him drink her in as they stand before the mirror; his breath softly shaking as he closes the gap between their bodies, the proximity intoxicating him. His speech slows and his voice liquifies; you can almost hear how thick his tongue feels in his mouth (his M😩UTH!)…that achey space right before they touch…I’ll be building a cozy little home in that space. Take all my 💸, please, August. [You Deserve It]

bubbl3gum🫧

I reverse engineered “half+7” to find my own upper-limit and now I’m deeply ill. There must be a cap for this formula; it scales up at an alarming rate! 🧐

adrian ⛓️

crazy how this 30 minute audio is better than the entirety of Babygirl (2024)