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A huge blizzard has put a damper on your holiday plans and with everyone else gone, you're snowed in with your least favorite roommate. He's not a bad guy, but you're not close and you seem to be always getting on each other's nerves. In an effort to save both of you from total misery, you put up some decorations and do your best to get him in the holiday spirit...Okay, so it turned out not to be THAT heavy on the "enemies" part of enemies to lovers, but I think you might dig this as something different. Actually probably the closest you'll get to a BFE audio from me haha. Hope you like it!Names Used: Good girl, my girl, sweet girl, baby, sweetheart, darling, honey, gorgeousCW: There is some discussion of stress about not owning a home/being at a certain place in life, and some playing/teasing surrounding traditional gender roles/being a "housewife/househusband". 

* * Thank you for an amazing, life-changing year everyone, it's been such an amazing and growing experience making stuff for you this past year, and I'm so thankful for each and every one of you for the support and building such an incredible, positive, respectful and uplifting community. It's meant the world to me. We'll do more sappy reflective type stuff on the actual one year of the Patreon, but happy new year and I hope all of your 2024s are just the best!See you next year!august 🌨️

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amy

LETS GOOOO

HauntedMinistry

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Can’t wait to listen ☺️

Nicole

OH FUCK YEAH

Thelnie

These tags. I cannot.

PeachyKeen

…thank YOU. Wishing you the happiest of New Years!

kt 🌙🧸

"[The Economy]" finally we're getting into REAL eroticism

Undercover

If I start this audio around 11:45 on Dec 31st, the first thing I do in 2024 will be cuming 😀👍🏻 Cant wait!!

Little•Miss•Good•Girl

The notification of this made me sooo happy! I can’t wait to listen! Happy New Year 🥂🩷

Jaz

Oh what a happy new year to me 🍾 I will be feasting thank you

morve

YOU HAD ME AT SOFT DOM 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

Titania

I love snowed in stories! Feels nostalgic somehow - can’t even remember the last time Christmas has been snowy here in nyc

Thelnie

I need to take off my Apple Watch

Anonymous

ECONOMY? oh i’m already soakin egg approved per usual, happy new years August! 🍳

Sheena

Happy new year! 🎊 Super excited to listen. 🤗🤗🤗

hellojuniper

Thank YOU for an amazing year August. Hope your 2024 is even better!

pt_princess

August really said end the old year/start the new year off right and I respect that. Also I have been waiting for the reappearance of soft mdom 💖

Lizzy

Happy New Year, friends!! Really really enjoyed being here and all the fun we have on the regular! Sending you & August too (!) a big big hug! 🥳💜

ren

[THE ECONOMY] now THATS a tag

ky❣️💌🌷

a sweetie pie audio about Staying In is a hate crime against the lover girls who have plans tonight.

Ruth

Dropping this 20 minutes before new years in London is criminal, I had to read these tags in public.

Rya Li

[the economy] is KILLIN me lmfaoo

Rya Li

dude it's crazy right? ik climate change etc but Not having a white xmas in NYC kills me every year

Stella

Thank you for an amazing year August! You should be so proud of your accomplishments this past year and wishing you all the best in 2024!!

Hannah_Joy

Best New Years Kiss ever. And I still get to go to bed before 10!!!

Violet 💜

10minutes until the new year yep this is a great way to start 😝

riri

Nice way to start 2024 with a bang 🤓 Btw it's past midnight in eu so happy new year August and to the horny book club members 🥳💃

moonmalice

I read the tags and I died 💀 this is gonna be so good 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 happy new year! thank you for bringing us so much joy, August!

Anna

Playing house and breeding?! My ovaries won’t be able to take it. 😮‍💨

MrsSnugglePuss

Happy New Years everyone! You (both August and the community) have been a highlight in this year. To many more audios and the best comments section.

tay

HNY august!! 🪩🪩❤️‍🔥 it’s morning in Australia so i woke up to this (disastrously) hungover. this might be my fave hangover cure yet 🎀

chantaldesiree

Happy New Year, August! Thank you again for another amazing audio. I'm looking forward to even more of you in 2024 and wish you even more success in the future! ♥️

sarah 💫

literally at a family gathering rn trying to keep a straight face reading [the economy] tag 🥴📊📈 every time you post im like damn that’s insane but ur actually so crazy for a snowed in frenemies FAKE MARRIED?????? cozy sweet thing like you truly have no mercy do you

amy

“i really wanna give u the perfect thing” yep that dick lmao

Onnie

tbh [the economy] tag should’ve gone with the tw

diana

Happy New Year! 🫶🏻 thank you for all the wonderful audios you made this year and the community along with it 🥰 (also is this a "C" character? 👀)

macie

Since you mentioned BFE I have to say, this community is the best I’ve seen of any NSFW VA content. There’s been very clear and explicit boundaries set from the very beginning and I’ve never seen the sort of parasocial reactions that I’ve seen from other VAs (creepy comments, etc). For example, the lack of this BFE content with mostly noncommittal, hook up stuff, that’s such a smart move. There’s also always been a degree of separation between the speaker and August himself, some VAs get ‘too into character’ or simply start crossing those lines that they shouldn’t. I love how he’s cultivated this really chill yet horny community. Anyways, I prob won’t be able to sub again for a while so I had to say it now. Happy new year 🖤🖤

pt_princess

What's BFE? I'm not super familiar with all the VA terms yet

macie

That’s cool! BFE is the Boy Friend Experience. Where speaker and listener are already in a (long term or new) relationship.

Cheyenne Dziadosz

Damn!!!! Happy New Year Everyone!!!! ❤️ Listened while cooking dinner. 🤣😂 Thank you so much for the content August!!!!

sarah 💫

SAME i cannot believe I have to spend the next 6 hours making small talk and smiling politely while this audio just sits UNTOUCJED 😭 keep strong ky ✊🏼💪🏼

AugustInTheWinter

I really appreciate it, macie! Thank you sm for the support and kind words!! Hope to see you again sometime!

Veen

How do I get a roommate like this? All I ever got were roomies who never cleaned the bathroom and put peanut butter in the fridge (LIKE A PSYCHOPATH).

Rya Li

This!!!!!! I've been online for nearly My Entire Life and I like the modern discussion about parasocial connections, as a teenager I never knew the words to describe it, but I knew it wasn't necessarily Good and it felt weird the way certain content creators (even 10+ years ago) would leverage that connection to fuel sales/subscriptions/whatever they were hawking, or to make convos Weird/manipulate followers. I feel a lot more comfortable chatting and joking with the people on this patreon as well as August himself because of the VERY clear boundaries denoted from the get-go.

keeks

Subscribing to this patreon was one of my best decisions of 2023. I learned a lot about myself sexually and these audios played a big part in that. Thanks to August and all the lovely people in the comments for creating such a comfortable, respectful, and warm little corner on internet. <3 Happy new year to all of you!!!

miss_strawberry

definitely my favorite year so far 🤭 (i am absolutely in love with hearing you smirk when you speak please never stop doing that)

Foxanna

Snap, it took 3 years and two semi serious threats of divorce for my hubby to stop putting PB in the fridge

Ina

Happy new year everyone! What a great way to end this year🎉

Veen

I’m glad he adjusted his behavior before the third strike. #LoveWins

Foxanna

Happy New Year everyone - August thank you so much for sharing your (admittedly filthy) creativity with us! I feel like the community on this page is so positive and respectful of both you and each other. Looking forward to all the mischief we get to tag along to in 2024 🥳

Hannah_Joy

I was just talking about creator boundaries with a friend of mine this community is 10/10 And BAE should have all the credit. Because when you have a product like this. You don’t need frills or anything you know that when you get the content it is going to be KING.

Nan

Yeah this did unholy things for my breeding kink 😅 Happy Fucking New Year 🤌🏻

Anonymous

Married roleplay? You’re banned 🖤 Every single one of those nicknames? You’re banned 🖤 Breeding? You’re banned 🖤 I hope you have the New Years Eve you deserve, you menace!!! Which is to say, I hope it’s the best of nights! It’s been an absolute pleasure listening to your audios (nsfw and sfw) and being a part of this Patreon with all these brilliant funny people. Have a wonderful night and I’m excited for what’s to come in 2024.

Sydney

Here I am making and eating dinner while trying not to fall on my knees with this in the background lol, fantastic job on this one.

Lizzy

all the love to you, my friend! what a year🥰

MrsKeats

I do this thing where I avoid media content I know I will desperately love because then it will be over and I can’t experience it for the first time again. I am doing that thing.

Thelnie

Spoilers** How many times can August say “holidays” in an awkwardly cute way 😅. I think the choice to play him a little out of his element was the right choice over being serious. And why did my heart kind of clench knowing she prepared a present and speaker didn’t 🥺. (Was it a red watch? 🤔) Thank you for this audio to help step us over to the new year. I really enjoy our little pocket of really funny people here who just have a shared interest of fun audios that makes us feel good. PS (The oral in this one??? Killing it 🔥🔥 Gold medal of the year)

WildLavender

August. Whatever you're doing with your voice in this one is illegal. ILLEGAL. The intonation at "Netflix"? Straight to jail! Go on, git!

electra

SOFT MDOM TAG I WIN

Zechora

Happy new year and thank you for this safe space you've created for me to explore ❤️ August you are appreciated ❤️

Thelnie

Oh and that whispery soft talking nearly did me in. I hope you’re happy with yourself.

Anonymous

happy new years august ☺️

Onnie

okay so I’m gonna use a word I never though I’d throw at a ~*sexual audio ADORABLE. THAT WAS FUCKING ADORABLE and I was torn between (s)creaming or vomiting hearts all over the place. As usual, thank you for all your amazing work sir August 🫡 thank you for constantly feeding the HBC On another note, now I really want to know how much longer these two stayed in character and who broke first and and what did the winner win (more hot chocolate? a Christmas serenade? not having to wash the dishes for a month?)

6sheeshALaying 🦢

It takes a really skilled actor to pull off “pretend acting” like this M did in the beginning of their role play. Kudos to you for this really fresh setup! Happy new year 💛

lauren

He sprinkled some crack in his voice in this one. That rumble…🥵

adlitam

WHAT A PERFECT WAY TO BEGIN THE NEW YEAR 🥹

adlitam

But also you’re BLOCKED for this fucking hell, p e r f e c t i o n

Grace

Thank god I was not around people when I saw this. New Year’s always slightly fucks me up so I was not feeling myself, but seeing this cheered me up a bit; not just seeing the audio and looking forward to listening later tonight, but reading your lovely message (that almost brought me to tears) and reading all the sweet comments. I’m excited to see where 2024 takes us! Happy New Year everyone 🩷

Tavo

I was shaking in my boots at that tag

Sheena

FUUUUUUCCCCCKKK. Some thoughts: -Domestic August will be the death of me. -Mouth sounds! Top tier. Tip toppiest tier. -His enthusiasm while eating her out 🫠🫠🫠 -THE FUCKING BELT BUCKLE AND THEN “IM GONNA MAKE YOU MINE.” Rude. -Domestic August dirty talk?! 💦💦 -“You were made for this cock, weren’t you baby?”🆘🆘🆘 -The breeding talk. ☠️☠️☠️

Sheena

Praying for you both. 🙌🏻

Riley

of course Aunt Flo decides to visit me TODAY (risking it)

H.

Your videos every month is honestly one of the highlights of my year. It’s like meeting a different person every month because you’re so immersed to the characters you play. I love each one and I used to favour dom but now sub and wholesome content like these have become the new favourites of mine. Happy new year August! Happy new year everyone!

H.

I know i said it’s pretend but halfway down the game, I would’ve asked “what are we?” I’m not very fond of endearment names but when you called me “sweetheart” “my girl” “baby” sir i forgot my first name.

yanna

this reminds me so much of that one reddit post from long ago where they started a bet to see who would break character first but it’s been years and they have kids (and i think have been married?) but i love how they don’t break character in the end omg so many possibilities in the augustverse with this one! Maybe D finally getting that happy ending he needs lol anyway, happy new year folks! 2023 has been so fun with you guys!!

riri

Dilf next door is that you ? Because there is some similarities between the two audios, especially at a certain part 🧐 is this (perhaps) how his relationship with his first wife began ? 🧐 they were roommates, ended up roleplaying as husband and wife but then it became true later 🤔 It's past 3am, I should probably sleep 🫣

Hannah_Joy

Yup. And he said get you pregnant. And I died No one tops the 👑

mags

happy new year, thanks for sharing your amazing work with us!!

Amanda

This was so sweet😩 Thank you August for keeping us fed all year! Happy New Year! 🎆

kae

entering the new year with a moan

kae

no this is acc shocking i hate it. how have i already embarrassed myself and it’s only the 1st🙁

Cat

this has to be my favorite audio of yours omg!! This is just what i needed for the new year! 😍

Thelnie

He… really… got her… preg… 😱

Thelnie

The kissing was soooo good. It’s kinda always good 🤔 but this was soooo good.

Thelnie

Legend has it they are still pretending.

riri

Wait 😮 when listener made it clear what she wanted, he took it personally *cough*

Zzzphoria

[THE ECONOMY] [Playing House]. How did I go from getting excited about [Mdom] tags to THESE TAGS?! What is happening!! Screaming at the attack on Hallmark Christmas movies and the “capitalist fantasy line” Jfc August. Just putting out banger after banger. Happy New Year!

Zzzphoria

Also on another note, that whole 6 months work then 6 months house spouse sounds so nice, I would like that, why can’t we have that?!

Beth

"[The Economy]" lmaooo

Sheena

It’s 100% always good, this just really went above and beyond for me.

Chloe

happy fuckin new year 🥵

solarpowerduck

God holy shit the way you use your voice to inhabit your characters is just insane. Why do I have a soft spot for slightly-douchey-roommate August? We love every incarnation of you that we find across the August multiverse. Thanks for sharing your talents with us~ and happy new year 🎊🥰

Sydni

why am I crying

Sydni

I’m lit crying

revali

He literally purred that word the hair on my arms stood up lmao

revali

Okay the breathing during the first kiss made my stomach do like multiple, almost PAINFUL swooshes oh my goodness 🥵

madeleine

The real fantasy here is that of home ownership kmt

sk8rgirl

I’m typing this comment as I listen to the audio which I have never done. I’m also trying to put together a social media post of my 2023 highlights and am unsure of how to include this Patreon subscription as a highlight but I have to say that it certainly has been a highlight of my year. The truth is that it has not been as life changing as a subscriber as it has been for you, August, but it brings me joy that my annual subscription has contributed to your success in even the tiniest bit. I enjoy your content and am so happy to be a patron. It’s a win-win in my book. Cheers to your continued success in this VA career in the NSFW world and hopefully onto bigger, better things in the future. In my humble opinion, your talent surpasses what you’ve done here and deserves an even larger audience. Although we don’t know you personally, you definitely leave the impression that you are a kind, caring, passionate dude with a huge heart. The world needs more of you! This community is a perfect example of why. You’ve created a safe, welcoming, fun, and respectful place simply by setting the pace and creating boundaries. I don’t have to know you to respect you for that. I sound like such a mom and I hope it doesn’t come off as patronizing when I say that you should be so proud of what you’ve built here. It’s quite an accomplishment and I look forward to 2024 with much excitement. Happy new year, all you lovelies in Patreon land! Happy new year to you, sweet August! Wishing you all peace, love, and light in 2024! ✌🏻💛✨

Burnt

Happy new year!! One of the sweetest thing I’ve met in 2023 is coming to know you🥹🥹😘

Dafina

Those “Good girl”s, man… they activated the monkey side of my brain

Dafina

Also I want to point out how amazing this community is, respectful yet horny and never crossing boundaries. My kudos to y’all. August, I’m totally digressing but you’re a f-cking PRO at layering sounds. [Happy New Year from the other side of the world 🩷]

jordan

HAPPY NEW YEARSSSS!!! SKEEYEE

Ludmila

FIRST 👏 ORGASM 👏 OF 👏 2024 👏

Strawberry

I hope your 2024 is as awesome as you are, August, which is pretty darn awesome! 🥳

Rose

Happy New Year, August!! Well my god, you ended the year on a high note. The fact that you got me fantasizing about dreamy economy and employers was like foreplay I never knew I needed. THEN- the possessiveness??? The breeding kink??? The AUDACITY to call me “sweet girl”???? You ruined me. I really enjoyed how this audio explored some softer moments and softer language, yet it wasn’t a “boyfriend experience” audio. That is really well done! I also loved the contrast between the dynamics (?) of the room mates and dynamics of the the married couple. Like, their chemistry and how they acted in their respective situations was equally hot and fun to get both in one audio! I would have loved if you had the background music dialled down in your mix a teensy bit more because I found it a bit distracting, but that could just be me. It was nice though! Such a good audio, thank you! I hope 2024 brings whatever you all need and want it to bring ❤️

Koko

Asking “whose is it” 2 secs after putting it in 😮‍💨

Koko

It’s macaroni in a pot every time August cooks

Amazing_Thanks

Happy New Everyone! I wish you all a very happy year! Thanks August - this patron is more then I thought it would be

Hazel 🌟💫

HAPPY NEW YEAR 🫨🔥 the tags have me clenching my thighs alrd 🥹 I can’t decide if I want to savour this or jump right into it. keep me in your prayers yall

Lord_J

August, I want to shrink you down and keep you in my shirt pocket like a Sonny Angel. This is the softest Enemies to Lovers and I love it. Also, the tone of your voice is different on this audio idk probs just me haha Happy New Year’s 🥳

San

This is the first audio of the year and DAMN ! Bow wow wow Yhapppy New Year August and everybody. This year is promising. I’m not going anywhere August. You’re stock with me 🥂😏

Hazel 🌟💫

“I know you like things clean” this is how I know I’m in my late 20s cause this got to me so much Jesus 😗

RazorBites

“One and a half kids” excuse me💀💀 HALF?!!

megs

gonna wait til i’m slightly less hungover to listen to this one i think

Chim Richalds

Not the Sonny Angel specificity 😭👼🏼

Ruth Hope 🩷

Wow, August. Wowee wowee wow. I had no idea—okay, some idea—what to expect after reading the tags and description, and you *still* blew me away. As much as I am a romantic, and as much as I dream of a future with a long-term, committed partner, I often times feel like those things aren't possible (hello, attachment issues, my old friend). I find it very difficult to sink my teeth into most BFE style content because it feels almost too good to be true... I think this is just a me thing, though. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that the way you did this, the way it was "playing house"/"acting" and not a *real* established relationship really fucking worked for me. I felt like it was still so fucking real and beautiful and like these two characters could totally be the *real* couple, but there was that undercurrent of "they're just acting...... right?" that was, for me, a great way to comfortably ease myself into the more intense love/relationship elements. Much like in Shower Boy audio, you have Speaker say "I love you" without literally saying it, and I love that. I've got lots more to say, as per usual, but I'm on vacation and trying to be a good daughter haha. Happy New Year, everyone! 🥳❤️🎇🎆

emoeve

biting my fucking fist in the living room with my family trying to hold myself together reading the description. august you’ve killed me 🥲

Ugnė

try not to listen to this more than once in one sitting challenge: failed (turned out to be four) happy new year everybody! what an incredible experience it was to discover you, August and to become a patron! thank you for everything! and thank you everybody around here 💕 can't not give you compliments so here we go. how do you come up with these things?? i'm truly amazed at your creativity and the way you always make it work! the lead-up was sooo good i was on the edge of my seat the entire time. i loved the slight nervousness! and just wanna give a shoutout to the background music (!) and sfx too of course! you always nail the sounds of them taking off their clothes 🩶 now i'm really interested where these characters end up 🤔 i'm so excited for 2024 and all the amazing audios on the way!!

catherine

thank u august for the best start to 2024

Ugnė

AugustInTheWinter added a new pos- us: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmao get some rest! Happy Aussie New Year! 🎊

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmaoooooo IMAGINE 😂 He HAD to go and redeem himself 🙄

Angie

all i need to see is “enemies” and i’m sold

tay

hahahaha I ended up listening to half of this and proceeded to fall asleep for the rest of the day, hangover or august induced we’ll never know (def hangover) 😌😌🤝🏽 HNY to you too!! 🪩

Reekah

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES 🗣️‼️

Lambda Sitta

Hello Ky, I hope you're doing well. If you're okay with it (and it's completely okay if you're not okay with it, okay? Haha), I have a couple ideas for your next username. I'll probably keep brainstorming for a bit, but I wanted to get these to you by today! Brainstorming: - Valentine's - Lunar New Year - Gregorian New Year - Winter/Snow/Ice/Weather/Temperature - 2024 - Earmuffs/Winter Apparel/Coats? - Hot Chocolate??? - Blankets/Bundling Up/Seeking Warmth - CHEESECAKE?!?! (Probably won't work, but a girl can DREAM) Potentials: - Happy ValenKyne's Day - New Year Same Ky - The Kylidays Aren't Over - Twenty-Twenty-Ky (but that would be better in 2025, eh? Haha) - Snowed in with the HBC (by choice? Haha) - Too Cold to Listen (okay but why is this actually funny 🤣😭) - NEVER Too Cold to Listen - Kyflakes (do I actually like this one? No. Will I still put it here because I didn't brainstorm enough? Yes.) - "Shivering (NOT from the cold)" (did I steal this format from your flag comment from way back when? Absolutely not! /s) - Cozy Ky + emojis of choice (okay but why is this actually cute) - Frozen — Loading/Buffering - ValenKyne's Loading - Ky-ying into 2024 (okay, yes, I do somewhat like this one. SUE ME) - Ky-cicle - S-Ky-iing (I'm 99.999% sure you pronounce it Ky like why, but JUST IN CASE) - Ky-ce Skating ⛸️ - YuleKyde (technically, doesn't yuletide include January, or, at least, part of it?) - Gone Ice fishing/Ky-ce Fishing, Be Back [insert date, e.g. audio drop from schedule] And the reject pile that I hope makes you laugh: - Frozen Lakes, Liquid Takes - SnowKylakes - Brrrrr-inging the Cold in - Chill Vibes Until Ky Arrives (THIS FEELS MEAN, IT WAS NOT INTENDED THAT WAY. I MEANT THAT YOU'RE HOT, SO THE CHILL MELTS, OKAY???) - Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr — no, that's not from the cold (because it's from a TOY! Hahahaha. This almost made it into the main ones) - Winter Kyderland - Snow Sizzling Headphones - Fa-la-la-la-ing my way into 2024/Fa-la-la-la-li-stening my way into 2024 - Earmuffs Over Headphones - Warm and ToasKy - Keep Warm and Ky-rry On (hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣) - Winterberry Cheesecake (let me LIVE)

𝖆𝖑𝖞

God, this was actually incredible. I don’t even really know what to say, this made me feel all the feels, but it was also so incredibly hot? You make some of the best audios I’ve ever heard.

Mølla Rouge

You sound congested so I hope you're doing okay :) but also please continue to be congested so my pussy can be okay :)

Crowkeeper

This was so unexpected and exciting. I really liked how natural it was, that you were able to make it seem that the character was truly "only" trying to act and wasn't all that sure about many things. I wonder how long would they be able to keep the act up and how would their other rommates react if they came back to this:D

yanna

“Of course I do. Of course I know your spots.” I think we all need to sit down and talk about this

lazysusan

I feel like this one is going to be on repeat for a while 😍😍😍 the deep voice is *chef's kiss* 😮‍💨 also, I was seriously waiting for one of them to break character, but with both of them totally into the married RP, it was definitely one of the hotter scenarios where speaker finishes inside. Another absolute winner, happy 2024 August 💖

sonicbloom

I just know the vibes in that house are gonna be weird as FUCK when the other roommates come back

Eden

I think my fave flavor so far is Douchy, Sassy/Mean Speaker cause august usually makes them whipped for listener mid sexy times and it’s SCRUMPTIOUS

Stella

I just know I'll be coming (ha) back to this one again and again because I generally love BFE content from other VA creators and I'm happy you got to explore something BFE-Adjacent in a way you were comfortable with. You really nailed the whole "character playing a character" idea which is so hard to get through voice acting alone. This was simply amazing!

riri

Now that I think I'm Hercule Poirot, it's intriguing how he and dilf almost said the same thing to two different listeners 🧐 was it intentional or not ? 🤔 who had a child first, the hen ? Or roommate with his listener 🤔

sarah 💫

Happy 2024 sk8rgirl!! I totally agree with everything you said, esp about the respectful, insightful, and fun community August has built around his content. I think his clearly set boundaries definitely contribute to that. Also not to be a total creepo but I love seeing comments from ppl who have been patrons from the beginning, it feels like I’m waving to an old classmate in the halls hahaha 👋🏼🥂 hope ur doing well!

peachy

I screamed a little too loud 😩

Dinky_

Well this is much better than a vintage watch. Happy 2024 🎉

Hannah_Joy

See I heard this reference this week on a different platform and now it’s all i think about for the foley sounds 🙈🙈

DivineFeminine

Que delicia😮‍💨 Ngl a few years ago, I wasn’t into the whole breeding kink but like I get it now💀Side Note - I’m sure you’ve heard this already but I admire the changes in tone in your audios. The diverse range of characters that are brought to life with distinct tones, personalities, and emotions. There is a unique essence that comes through these characters in each audio, they never feel repetitive. Also, how well-executed the SFX seamlessly weaves into the audio. I know there’s many layers to your audios and I don’t mean to peel back each intricate layer but I do appreciate the attention to detail that goes into making these.

DivineFeminine

[The Economy] Still kicking myself for fucking around in elementary school and not buying a house back in the early 2000s 😤

kb

the roleplay of ‘playing house’ and acting as husband and wife reminds me of in the mood for love so much but with a sweeter and more heartwarming spin (pls watch that movie it’s so……. GOD) <3 lovely happy new year everyone

kb

also aside the deeper kind of stuffy voice made me dizzy

ThisMonicaRambox

Well by golly darlin' dear, I really did not think my husband dearest would bring out my- ("Hey Siri, what is a cute 50's style colloquialism for massive disgusting breeding kink that would scare the hoes?")- out this early in the year. Wonders haven't left the world yet, now have they? *Stereotypical midwestern sitcom housewife with an transatlantic accent smiling knowingly into the camera with her hand on the hips followed by the "get out of here, you silly goose"-hand gesture as the screen and laughing track fade out*

ky❣️💌🌷

lambda omg you're COOKIN. these are all so great oh my goodness thank you 😭

DivineFeminine

I love your new pfp Sarah! And the flower wall is cute! I took a break from my phone for the Holidays so I just noticed you changed it 😅

sourhoney

This is not my usual cup of tea but what a warm sweet little audio ❄️ everything you do is always top tier August!

Altair1272

Happy new year August ,I love you 💐 you keep my life going I mean,at least I can't just disappeared because I gotta wait and listen to your new Audio every month! Thank you

Smut in Your Cup

I need to know who broke character first. Loved the banter and your softer side.

sk8rgirl

Sarah, It’s not creepy at all! We’re OG, baby! I hope you have the most amazing 2024. Just from reading your comments in this community, it’s clear you’re an insightful, thoughtful, loving individual. You bring such fun and joy to this community. I imagine you do so irl as well. So glad to know you! XOXO 💋

sarah 💫

AWW divinefeminine you are SO SO sweet tysm!!! 🥹💖 i love a good flower wall haha im glad you like it! & omg that’s such a great idea, taking more phone breaks is deffo on my list of 2024 goals 🥸🤳🏼🚫✍🏼

Zechora

Never been into the idea of RP irl but this makes it seem sorta fun. Second time here, won't be my last ;)

megs

D&D MENTIONED IN AN AUDIO ITS A WIN FOR THE NERDS (ME)!!!!!

Koko

✨Horny but principled ✨

DivineFeminine

Sure thing! ☺️ and same here! But I like that the flowers on your wall are individually hanging (it seems?) haha ..usually they’re bunched up all over. I’m normally pretty good at taking phone breaks for the *most* part but I had a small group for the Holidays and wanted to be intentionally present. Hope you and your family had a wonderful New Year! 🎉🍾

Jazbazz

I can never make it on timeee 😭 I am always too soon! I need to work on my stamina 😂😂 Excellent audio of course !

anna

"my girl" sent me into orbit

alyssa

loving the sweet audios. you were so sweet in this one, just missing a little aftercare lol

rae

This was so soft and cute 😭 the little detail with almost being caught off guard at the end made me chuckle hehe. This was such a perfect holiday audio especially since all your kiss scenes always feel so warm 🫶🏽

kenna

Never thought there would be Sonny angel mentions in this comment section god I love it here

kenna

This audio killed me then revived me all within the span of 30 minutes

sarahbear

this was everything. a religious experience.

Dafina

@Koko that’s honestly my 2024 type of mood 🙌🏽

hc

the [economy] tag killed me, the audio brought me back to life 🙌🏽 happy new year August 🥳 Excited to hear what you have in store for 2024 😊

sarah 💫

HAPPY 2024 HORNY BOOK CLUB!!! this was so so SO cute and sweet, just the perfect way to ring in the new year 🥳🎊🥂(second only to getting a vm from a desperate friend 📞) fake relationship trope is one of my all time faves and this completely blew me away. I’ve actually been wanting to pitch a fake dating scenario for a while hahaha but I always thought conveying the terse, fake “haha we’re just pretending!! look what a fun, sexy time we’re having as a Real Couple!! 🥴” energy would be hard to perform in audio form but ofc you blew it out the water. You had the perfectttt amount of hesitance, “force,” and thinly-disguised confusion in your voice during the role play, truly the acting here is so so bonkers. Also!!! Ruth mentioned this too but I find it kinda hard to get into BFE content bc it can be a bit too intimate or sappy/corny just for ME personally and that’s a huge reason why I gravitate towards your content. that being said! doing this pretend relationship scenario was suchhh a cool way to express intimacy and like, “established relationship” adjacent vibes without compromising on boundaries or making it feel…..too ooey gooey lolll at least imo. Idk what this says about my intimacy issyoos but the “protective layer” of acting just made it so much more accessible for me and was a fun twist! Other stuff: •not sure if it was on purpose but the rougher/lower voice reallyyy worked and fit the snuggly cozy winter vibes ❄️ •”I don’t actually care about trying to fit my life into some traditional society 1950s capitalist fantasy😒🙄…..BUT☝🏼👀” yeah same •I don’t….understand how you’re so good at this. one minute they’re lamenting about societal norms and the next they’re about to fully ROLEPLAY AS A MARRIED COUPLE and it flows. so. well. your writing is so seamless and natural and just flows really smoothly. From the “yeah can you imagine?” to the “roleplay? hahha funny. unless??” it’s such a natural, easy progression. it’s insane. Ur insane. •the “oh-careful honey, you…don’t wanna smear your lipstick” at 6:33 has like the tiiiiniest sliver of transatlantic/“why I oughta”/“ya got moxie, kid” essence and its wayyyyy too attractive (sidetone - detective noir august audio when?? 🖤🤍🔍) •im OBSESSED with the acting here. the “house…wife?” had me grinning like the fuckin joker istg 🤡 that competitive tension to keep up the charade is PALPABLE🤌🏼 again, idk how you do it but I can practically SEE this guy’s eyebrows shoot up while he nods and tries not to smile or look confused, just going along with this improv scene lmao 🎭🎬 •u really got me pondering about the way society organizes the work force in a piece of AUDIO PORN 🤦🏻‍♀️ but actually the 6 month house spouse/6 month work spouse dealio sounds incredible, I’m writing congress as we speak ✍🏼🗳️ •”honey” was never high on my list of preferred terms of endearment. I have since seen the error of my ways and that has changed after listening to this audio 🫠🍯‼️ •the over the top sarcastic fake “unwrapping” scene is like……I physically can’t smile any harder. just picturing them on the couch, a fake grin on her face as she practically goads him to “open” the gift and *put it on* while he’s like “yyyyeah of course I’m putting it on honey…mhmm 😐🙂🫤” is GOLD •the kissing SFX are especially sweet here 🥺 the tangible hunger + added element of him having to act like he’s not shocked by the newness of touching and tasting her is goddamn electric⚡️🔌🌩️ • “you’ve been waiting for this honey? waiting for me to come home and take care of you?” - IM.!!! YOU AFRE SO. Just. godDAMN. this is like an exact fantasy of mine that I have a hard time admitting sometimes bc it’s sooo traditional 1950s housewife and can be seen as regressive/“antifeminist” (which is a whole ‘nother can of worms) but as always, your content is a really safe space for me to explore and accept these parts of myself! •ummmMMmmmMM this is one of your best pussy eating scenes, no ifs ands or buts. the eye contact + SFX + “hang onto me honey” 😵‍💫😵‍💫 KERSPLAT💥I died dead on the spot ⚰️ •you’ve done this a few times in other audios but “those moans are so fuckin sweet” made me go crosseyed. this feels redundant to say to a voice actor lmao but there’s something about being told how good you sound that just does it every time. like later when he says “I love coming home to your sweet fucking voice,” it’s just so intimate and sweet oh my fucking goodness •“my gorgeous fucking girl” - i am asCENDING i am FLOATING siri play levitating by dua lipa •the way they’re keeping up the pretense even aFTER he comes inside her is CRAZY THEY DESERVE A GOLDEN GLOBE FOR THIS 🏆🎖️ What a way to wrap up 2023!! Thank you for this tender, sweet audio August, it was so worth the wait. Also wanna echo everyone here and say the professionalism, clear boundaries, and respect you practice with your audience is so admirable and you deserve all the support from 2023 and the coming success in 2024! the comment section is so respectful, kind, thoughtful and hilarious and even though we’re all p much strangers I hope y’all know I’m happy to call you guys my fellow horny book club freaks 🫶🏼🤓📚

c'est la vie

happy new year august! this is a great start to the year 🫶🏽

Lambda Sitta

Sarah! I drafted a lengthy response to this comment, but I wanted to ask you first if you're comfortable with me replying at length like that haha. Essentially, I want to address your point about the (wrongful) perception of your fantasy being anti-feminist, but also, maybe you don't want an essay on feminist theory haha. If you're not comfortable, no worries!

lily

the gentle spit/gasp not sure what is was at 17:46 was fucking crazyyyyy pls do this more often king 🙏

Dodge The Grave

August always wins you silly girl. Even when he loses he wins lol

Anonymous

House spouse. I can’t stop saying that. House spouse. Wonderful audio 10/10, Auggie! “My girl” swoon. I wanna play house spouse lololol Happy new year err’body !!! House spouse

Dodge The Grave

I'm working on a coworker script I 'd like to collab with you on (collab = get your opinion on and let you take it and modify it to fit your style if you want). I think I remember you mentioning an email in your Q&A so I'll send it over once I'm done.

Dodge The Grave

There were so many good one liners in this one, it'd be hard for me to choose a favorite.

H

Very fond of my 0.5 child.

H

This was such a fun way of doing cosier themes, thank you August! 6 months work/6 months house spousing sounds ideal

Sheena

As always I love hearing your thoughts, Sarah! I agree with everything wholeheartedly! Especially the kissing and pussy eating SFX, truly in a class of their own.

sarah 💫

Lambda omg discussing feminist theory is right up my alley pls reply with your thoughts if you feel so inclined!

sarah 💫

@dodge it literally feels like choosing a favorite child 😓 (she said, never having had children)

kat

Happy new year to you August, amazing content as always. This was the perfect combo of sweet and filthy, hehe As someone who has struggled with trauma surrounding sex, audios, especially yours, have really helped me become comfortable in my sexuality again. I discovered you in 2023 and am so happy I did. I hope everyone is having a great start to their year ❤️

sarah 💫

tysm Sheena!! & yesss not only the technical sounds but the hunger is so tangible too it’s INSANE 🤕

Becca

I spaced out for a second listening to this while responding to a work email and thought I heard House Hippo instead of House Husband 🫨 (note: I am not opposed to North American House Hippo references in future AugustInTheWinter works)

Ugnė

i loved your thoughts sm! 🫶🏻i've had the same things stuck in my head and you put them together perfectly!

sarah 💫

ty ugnė!!! im so glad you could resonate with my scrambled, chaotic thoughts haha 💖

lazysusan

Thinking about the Chatty Audio Process when August talked about using his own belt buckle for the audio SFX... 🙃🙃🙃🥵🥵

ren

hello im here again , this is a masterpiece

Sheena

Wow. Totally forgot about that. That just did things to my brain. 🤕

kt

Happy new year! Thank you for this audio, the sweetness in it made it my favorite scripted one for sure. I also really enjoyed the beginning scenario and the speaker character kind of stumbling around his "yes, and..." improv, made me grin by myself lol. Previously my favorite content of yours have been some of the unscripted dirty talk ones (plus that new year's eve call, that's an amazing one) since I've really enjoyed the descriptive, slow and drawn out mood and pace they have. Something about this audio captured that same feeling for me (once the steamy part started), the slow kissing and minimal dialogue was really sensual and intimate. Add in the excellent character work you always do and the sweet pet names, this whole thing is like catnip for me and I can't get enough. So thanks again for this audio, it was so lovely 🌹

A.B.

Ooooooh you COOKED in this one. Also, Happy New Year! To you, August, and to everyone here!

Goose

Just imagining the listener character wrapping up a hair tie in a napkin as “the watch” and the speaker character wearing it on his wrist for a while after

Yasmin

[THE ECONOMY]

Yasmin

House husband this house husband that. I woulda given anything to hear you call the listener “MY WIFE” in any kind of possessive tone 🥵

PandaBB

Likeeee I’m so upset with myself for having a breeding kink (that this audio just made 1000% worse) when i never want to have kids. 😭😭😭 subscribing to August is literally the best gift I’ve ever given myself, gahdamn. Holy shit, dude. I think this one cured me of all status ailments. This audio had me feeling feral AF. I think I’m still floating from that, Jfc. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🫡🫡🫡🫡

WildLavender

Omg, this is perfect. But I want it to be a scrunchie and the roomie secretly keeps it

rosula

Not to get emotional on the audio porn channel but this was so hot and adorably awkward and sweet all at the same time. I’m unfortunately sick at the moment (have been for quite some time) and can’t have sex, like all the other people in the world that I envy, but I feel so grateful that I get to experience something both like sexy and safe?? Idk it was just sweet and hot and made me happy :) Your skills both personally and technically are astounding and to be honest … always make a mess out of me. It’s so nice to feel sexy and normal + I’ve always been a sucker for the “fake it till you make it” “we’re playing pretend until it gets too serious” tropes folded in with the friends to lovers stuff and ugh … it’s so fucking good. You’re the only va I’m subbed to bc you make such outstanding work, it’s a yummy treat i look forward to every month. Also, you’re so good with writing dialogue … i need you in a writers room at hbo or something, you’d give everyone else a run for their money. Tysm august and thank you for making something that really makes so many people feel good. ♥️

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2026-09-22 05:00 Oh...I enjoy the buildup in this one. 🙃 [the economy] This tag hits hard. 🥲 I know you said you don't find BFE scenarios interesting and don't do them, but this was a fun and clever way to do it WITHOUT actually doing . 😆 "Uh...yeah you do. I can see what you've been watching on the Netflix." is my favorite non sexy/dirty/flirty line in this audio. The way you finished that line in a whisper. 😮‍💨 And...and that whispered "fuck."....🥴🫠🫥. The realization of what speaker character JUST did!
2024-01-03 08:29 Oh...I enjoy the buildup in this one. 🙃 [the economy] This tag hits hard. 🥲 I know you said you don't find BFE scenarios interesting and don't do them, but this was a fun and clever way to do it WITHOUT actually doing . 😆 "Uh...yeah you do. I can see what you've been watching on the Netflix." is my favorite non sexy/dirty/flirty line in this audio. The way you finished that line in a whisper. 😮‍💨 And...and the whispered "fuck."....🥴🫠🫥 when speaker realizes what he JUST did!

Oh...I enjoy the buildup in this one. 🙃 [the economy] This tag hits hard. 🥲 I know you said you don't find BFE scenarios interesting and don't do them, but this was a fun and clever way to do it WITHOUT actually doing . 😆 "Uh...yeah you do. I can see what you've been watching on the Netflix." is my favorite non sexy/dirty/flirty line in this audio. The way you finished that line in a whisper. 😮‍💨 And...and the whispered "fuck."....🥴🫠🫥 when speaker realizes what he JUST did!

Lambda Sitta

Sarah, what if I told you I discovered Patreon's character limit on comments drafting this beast of a "reply" that clearly went way overboard??? WHY AM I LIKE THIS 😭😭😭 I will be breaking down my thoughts into sections, but I also don't want to crowd up your comment thread without your okay. At this point, it's looking like it'll be at least six comments (with one being a source list). Are you still okay with that? If you are, would you prefer to make a new parent comment so this thread remains reasonably "clean" haha Also, please don't feel obligated to read anything 😭😭😭. I have WAY too much time on my hands during winter break, and this happens to be a VERY INTENSE interest of mine. I'm scared to look at the word count, but I'm pretty sure it passed 1000 literally when I sent my first reply to you 😭😭😭

✨Triss✨

UGH! *Chefs kiss* 👌😩 Do I want kids? No. Do I have a raging breeding kink? Yes. Do I want to talk about that? No.

sarah 💫

Lambda what if I told you that your comment about feminist theory on an audio porn post prompted me to make a whole ass fake IG so you can DM me without a patreon word count 🥸 This is one of those moments I wish patreon had a DM feature for patrons 🥲🥲 ANYWAY I’m definitely interested in what you have to say! Haha here’s my finsta I literally made just this morning, I think DMing here might be better than the comment section if that’s cool with you! https://www.instagram.com/sarahcatglasses?igsh=ZXZ6djJtOW1lajR3&utm_source=qr

Lambda Sitta

Sarah, you're going to make me CRY 😭. I just sent you a message

canyon🔥🗡️

thank you for always putting in so much time and effort into your content, we appreciate you! ✌️😚💕

phonons

Happy New Year Mr. InTheWinter and HBCuties!!! I hope 2024 is even better than 2023. This Patreon is the most fun I've had on the internet in a while, and I'm so glad to be part of it 🥳🎆 The tags and write up had my brain doing somersaults during New Year's Eve dinner with my family. However, the wait was worth it. Lizzy was right when they said that even if you didn't vote for the winning prompt we all still win bc god damn is my head spinning after this audio. I thought Younger Cock-worker (I'm so sorry) would be the softest we would get from you, but am I glad to have gotten this treat. From the way you voiced this M character to the whole dialogue, I loved every single second of this one. Also, I would like to highlight once again that thing you do when you deliver some of the lines with a slight smile bc somehow I can hear you do that. IDK how to explain it, you're too good at that!!! -I would like to reiterate what others have said about the voice acting when the role playing starts; just *chef's kiss* -Your body SFXs have always been my favorite, and the eating out ones in this one are some of your most realistic. Phew! Yeah... -That subtle spitting... Dude! -The kissing!!! -The "my girls", "sweetheart", appreciation for decorating, "honey", "sweet girl", "you deserve it", "I'm gonna give it to you baby", "I love coming home to your body, and your sweet fucking voice", "maybe you'll make a househusband out of me some day" were devastating. Why are you making me yearn?! 😩 -I liked how some elements from DT#11 made their way into this one, except for that criminal ending 🖤 -That subtle role play break towards the end and the quick "recovery". Again, voice acting was top notch Thanks for such an amazing audio and I hope your 2024 is off to a great start 💛

Becca

Shiiiiii

phonons

Hello fellow NYCer. I totally agree with you on the lack of snow during Christmas. It was one of the things I used to look forward to when I went home back to visit the fam, but now it's just overcast and kind of gloomy most of the time

phonons

I also thought of DILF! The tone of voice was pretty similar to me

Lambda Sitta

NOT YOUNGER COCK-WORKER 😭🤣. I CANNOT 🤣🤣🤣 I really enjoy reading your comments, phonons!

riri

Now that you mention it, they definitely have the same vibe 🧐

phonons

Aw, Thank you Lambda. I too enjoy reading your comments. You're always so uplifting and sweet 🧡

phonons

Not me coming back just a few hours later 🫣 (I'm just a fiend), but I wanted to echo what Riri said a few comments ago. I went back to DILF#1 and this is definitely how subby DILF came to be. The tone of voice is soo similar "I can see what you've been watching on the Netflix" - the delivery of this line...

phonons

@Chailín 🥰

Samaru

The dry sarcastic delivery is everythiing 🤭

sofiee

“the economy” as a tag is wild

WildLavender

When I say I cackled reading your comment.... We're the same.

GoddessSaeida

"I'm thinking something *laundry* related" is that a fucking gamer roommate reference

Rose S.

🫡🫡🫡

PandaBB

SIGH. This is SUCH a mood ffs

Rose S.

Sarah and Lambda, you both are so sweet and adorable. I feel God in this Horny Book Club comment section tonight 🙌

Adria

First audio as a new listener and we have checked all the boxes. ☑️ Praise kink ☑️ Sassy male character who comes undone mid sex ☑️ Delicious SFX ☑️ Social commentary

Jillian 🌷

Oh my god this video is so exemplary of what an amazing voice actor you are

Jillian 🌷

The differences in tone between videos is just incredible like you have a way of making them sound like completely different people

fran

Well now we gotta figure out just where this fits into the August-verse you’ve created

Page Chase

I love In the Mood for Love (and the sequel 2046). So many longing glances and amazing soundtrack.

Page Chase

Omg they were roommates

MrsSnugglePuss

I talk about it too much so I'm doing the talking for all of us. 🤣

Ash Bishop

Incredibly hot. 😩 And you never broke character!

Lambda Sitta

Happy new year! I enjoy being in the comments chatting away with y'all too haha. Hug received and returned 🤗

Lambda Sitta

Ky!!! I forgot to reply to you haha. Okay, so what I'm hearing is that they're great but not good enough. I shall go back to the drawing board 😭

Lambda Sitta

Happy new year to you too, Riri!

Lambda Sitta

Happy new year, MrsSnugglePuss! I cannot wait to hear about more of your Sleep Token adventures in 2024 haha

MrsSnugglePuss

Sick New World and waiting for the rest of the tour dates. Should be any day now.

Lambda Sitta

I hope you survived the family gathering, Sarah. Also @DivineFeminine, your questions about the flower wall are now my questions too

Lambda Sitta

Happy new year to you too, Cheyenne!

ky❣️💌🌷

LAMBDA NO!!!!!!!!!! i just felt like being ky + some emojis for a while!!!!! 😭‼️‼️‼️

Lambda Sitta

Did they not want it to be SPREADABLE 😭

Lambda Sitta

Happy new year to you as well, Keeks! I'm so happy to hear that you had a good year and a good experience in this comment section!

Lambda Sitta

Happy new year to you too, Foxanna! By the way, I love your profile picture. Assuming it's you, you look beautiful!

Ruth Hope 🩷

I do that too!! I didn't do it with this though for some reason. I hope you still aren't avoiding this! It's so good! ☺️❤️

Lambda Sitta

I do that with series finales! I still haven't watched a bunch of them because then it'll be over, and I'm not ready for that 😭

Lambda Sitta

I enjoy this pocket even more with you here, Thelnie ❤️

Lambda Sitta

Happy new year to you too, Yanna! YOUR GLASSES AND HAIR ARE SO NICE 😭

Lambda Sitta

Happy new year to you as well, Sk8rgirl!

Lambda Sitta

Happy new year to you as well!

Lambda Sitta

Happy new year to you too, Ruth. Oof, the attachment issues/vulnerability/romance thing is SO relatable, and I hope you find ways to give and receive love in a manner that's best for you ❤️ Have fun on vacation!!! I will patiently wait for your "lots more to say" haha

Ruth Hope 🩷

Thank you, Lambda! Hope literally is my middle name lmao and I hope I do too ❤️ I hope we all do! 🙌

Lambda Sitta

"[...] the hen? Or the roommate with his listener?" Riri, I wheezed so hard it turned into a coughing fit and ended with me choking. My goodness 🤣🤣🤣

Lambda Sitta

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣. Grade three should have been the year you put your down payment together 🤣

Lambda Sitta

@Page Chase and @KB, we watched that film in film class, and my professor's explanation of how the film was made was so poignant and moving. I remember she said something like, "and we always think that art like movies has to be made with a perfect plan. But instead, [the director] used the artistic expression of the actors themselves to bring out a different perfection that cannot be replicated in pre or post production"

Lambda Sitta

@Rose S. YOU'RE adorable! Thank you so much ❤️

Ruth Hope 🩷

It's a win for all of us 🙌❤️ Also I'm low-key hoping for a more DnD-centric audio in the future even though I know literally nothing about the actual gameplay. I just want our resident DM to geek out about another of his passions on main and help me learn something in the process 🤞🙏

Lambda Sitta

Kat, that sounds so difficult and so challenging to face. I'm so sorry you went through that (and continue to experience the effects!). I'm glad you're doing better, hun. Happy new year to you too

Lambda Sitta

NOT THE NORTH AMERICAN HOUSE HIPPO 🤣🤣🤣

megs

RUTH OMG if you ever wanna learn more about D&D in the lead-up to the inevitable ‘bent over the game table by your dom DM’ audio that we all know (please) is coming all you gotta do is ASK i’ll take any opportunity to talk ppl’s ear off about this game

Lambda Sitta

I'm sorry to hear that you're not feeling well. I hope you get better soon ❤️

Lambda Sitta

Ahhhh okay, see, I didn't consider that possibility 🤣😭

Ruth Hope 🩷

Makes me so happy to hear that I'm not alone in the comfort you've described! Here's to continued thriving in the new year! 💕

Lambda Sitta

See, Megs, now I have to hear you explain this game to me because I've tried learning and it never makes sense. Please talk/type my ears/eyes off!

Lizzy

same same! 😘😘

C

HA this is messed up but same?🫢

C

I’m crying in the club rn because… I’m falling in love w you….. how am I supposed to find a YOU in real life :////

Lizzy

HNY, friend! 😘

Lizzy

welcome, Adria!!

Lizzy

we are respectful sluts 💁🏼‍♀️

Lizzy

happy new year, what a lovely comment ❤️ wishing you all the best

Lizzy

gold medal in oral 🥇 new olympic sport? 🤣

Lizzy

i do that all the time! this is why i can’t have nice things 😫😭

riri

I'm glad I made you laugh but at what cost 😭 I hope you're fine now ;;

DivineFeminine

Dude I should’ve been signing my first mortgage instead of reading a book or playing video games💀🫠

kat

Lambda you are so so sweet, your comment means so much to me :,) <3

kat

Aww I’m so happy to hear that Ruth!! Audios are a godsend fr!! And hell yeah :))

Girly

Right! Like what the fuck

Ruth Hope 🩷

I had to wait until I got home from vacation to really dig into this audio. Then, I got my time of the month. THEN, I GOT COVID. FUCK. Thankfully, this audio didn't go anywhere, and actually proved to be quite the sweet escape, a là Gwen Stefani. Favorite things: • I love the weight of the winter boots on the floorboards, the sounds of the unzipping/removal of the winter clothes ❄️ • I love how your tone in these opening lines conveys more of an "ugh" and less of a "grr"... Like, M is upset/annoyed with the snow/neighbors, but he's also physically tired from the shoveling, so he doesn't have the energy to go full angry mode. Granted, maybe M is someone who doesn't get all "angry" when he isn't physically tired, so maybe I'm just making this up/misinterpreting things, but yeah... I really like how you introduced him in terms of his emotional state👍 • 🎄 I like how you made his surprise about the decorations feel like he was holding back/not letting anything more positive come across. It really captures how, going into the scene of the audio, he believes that F doesn't like him, and it's human nature to not want to give positive energy towards people who don't like us/we don't like. Again, very good acting, especially on the passive aggressive "I don't care." • The seemingly backhanded but in hindsight maybe not backhanded compliment of "nice outfit", including the nose exhale laugh of judgement going into it? 💯 • The way you can hear him start to melt, ever so slightly, with the "if you want me to... I guess" when she asks him to stay with her and not disappear into his room... You can feel how he's more appreciative of this olive branch than he'd probably ever care to admit, and I like that. 🫶 • The cute lil Netflix Christmas movie tease 🥺❤️ Such a perfect and natural break to his initial coldness/aloofness (even though he hasn't melted fully yet 🧊). I can hear the gradually forming smile in your voice, the beginnings of *warmth* 🌡️ • Dammit. I love hot chocolate 😔🍫☕ • I keep getting distracted by other thoughts but I really love the background music 🎶🎶🎶 • "I'm sure it wasn't your first choice... Everyone else in the house, like, gone, and everything... Yeah, I am here, and I'm sure you're just *thrilled* about that." Baby boyyyyy 🥺 • "You know what I mean. It's not like we're really close... I mean you're like pissed at me half the time anyway" and then the way he gets defensive about how she's always assuming he's the one leaving things messy but then he says "at least.. half the time.. it's not me" meaning he's admitting that half the time it IS him 😂👏❤️ All of that works so well and feels like the perfect way to do this sort of "confrontation", if that's the right word. • The way he tells her that he's been trying to keep things cleaner because it's just the two of them and he knows how she likes things clean... aka, he's doing it for her... I love that he acknowledges it like this 💞 And then he gives her compliments for the hot chocolate and decorations 🥺🥺🥺 • God... The entire section about [The Economy]/how things now are so much more different today than in the past... So good (unlike the economy) 💱 • One-and-a-half kids 😂 Which half, King Solomon?? *John Mulaney voice* The top part?? • "Traditional society 1950s capitalist fantasy" and "playing house"... Great words were chosen 👌 • "D&D's different" 😭 boy JUMPED up to defend D&D, and I appreciated that very much. I feel like F is not a D&D player herself, and has maybe teased him about being into it in the past... Hm... Sounds like she needs a crash course, just saying 🎲👀 • "First one to break character loses.... Okay" the way you say "okay" here?? So good! I don't even know how to describe it, but it's perfect 💯 • Calling it "so dumb" but then immediately being like "No. Fuck off. Of course I'm gonna win" lmaooo competitive-ass bitch 😂 Side note: your voice gets slightly lower with "of course I'm gonna win" and it's very nice 💯💕 • "I'm thinking of something laundry-related by the way." 🧺 Gamer Friend Speaker reference?? 🎮 Either that, or you, August the human, have an IRL hatred of laundry, and I respect that. Laundry is such a fucking chore. 🖕🧺 • 6:08- • All the "honey"s as he's trying to get into character 😌🥰🍯 • @7:10 the way he sounds like he might be about to laugh here, but then the next thing he says is explaining that he's just happy—that's such a great moment of writing/acting because we can tell that F asked why he was smiling/laughing, ready to call him out for breaking character, and he just smoothly gives that explanation like a true game player/winner haha 👏 • Love the tone as he's ascertaining whether she's playing as a housewife haha • "equal division of labor" haha be careful with that sexy shit my guy 🥵 • Going halfsies on working throughout the year 👌 • "As long as you're happy" 🤕🫠🥹 • "You make me happy, too" August stooopppp ❤️‍🩹 • "Really makes this place feel like home... You uh you always make everything just a little more beautiful.. or whatever." 🙄🫶 • "My- my present? Don't you think we should wait a little bit? Put it under the tree, and everything?" • 🎁 "I would love to.. open my present." Obviously hindsight is 20/20, but the way your voice goes into an almost murmur towards the end there... that makes me think that M thought that F was about to tell him that *she* was the present/have him unwrap *her* haha... It's like all this domestic play has gotten him more turned on than he thought possible, especially in relation with her, and we can hear that in his voice. Such a great acting moment! 🙌 Oh, and then, the way you follow up that moment of audible but subtle lust with M getting snapped back to reality when F hands him an imaginary gift? Iconic. Love it. 👏❤️ • "You had me worried there for a second" Okay... This makes me think that maybe M wasn't experiencing sexual desire; rather, maybe he was just feeling worried that his roommate had got him an actual present while he hadn't even considered getting her one. OR, MAYBE, he did/does still have sex on the brain, and "worried" is code for "turned-on", and he's just covering his tracks? 🤔 I don't know haha. All I know is that I love this whole exchange no matter what you were going for 👌 • The way we can hear you smiling when she has to "help" him unwrap the present and while he's learning what the present is 👏🙌🤌 • The hug and "thank you" 🥺🥺🥺 I like that it sounds like a hug that didn't last long... like there's still some hesitation between them (or at least on his part) due to their normal relationship dynamic • @11:33 The sigh?? 🥺 • The earnestness in your tone when M is apologizing for not getting her something, even though all she got him was a nonexistent watch?? Why is that so endearing and heartwarming?? Is he perhaps hoping for what happens next—him giving her an alternative, sexy present—and so he's now just trying to lead her there? I cannot tell, but that's okay! 😂 I think it's great that you don't spoon-feed us exactly what your characters are thinking and feeling (maybe I'm just bad at reading tone but I'm gonna go with the theory that this isn't just a me thing haha). It's very engaging and makes me attend to everything—words, tone, breath work, pauses—in a different and cool way 🔎👁️ • "Yeah? You can.. you can think of something.. I can give you?" 👀 • "Show me? Yeah, you're gonna- you're gonna show me?" 🤲 • "The labels that we've chosen to—" 💋 the kiss starting with him getting cut off mid-sentence, and the kissing SFX themselves...... the fucking jaw popping, the slow build, the breath work 😵‍💫😳... Fucking delicious. Respectfully, I wish I could put that part inside my mouth like a cough drop because I have COVID right now and that part feels particularly healing 💊👏 • "Strikes me, sometimes, I guess." Committing to the bit/roleplay 😩👑 • The breast kissing SFX 😔❤️ • "Let me appreciate you" 🔥 • "My girl's pussy all fucking wet for me?" 🫠 • Anytime you moan into the kitty eating I'm just 🥇 • The SFX for the kitty eating/fingering are just 👏🏆 • "Fuck, baby, you taste so good" 🙄 • "I wanna see how good I make you feel, sweetheart" please help 🆘 • "Hang onto me, honey" 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 • "You like seeing your man on his knees between your legs?" 🫣🫣🫣 • "Sweet girl" ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ fuck you! • "You deserve it, sweetheart. You deserve it." Um????????????????? Excuse you!!!!!! • "I'll never get tired of tasting you, fuck" • "Need my mouth on that pussy all the time" 🗓️⌚⏰⏳⏲️🕰️ • "Always come so good for me, don't you, baby?" 🫠🫠🫠 • "You're mine, aren't you?" 🙋‍♀️ • "I'm gonna make you mine" 🫡 • Love a good belt buckle clinking SFX 👌 • "That's my girl that's my girl" 🚀 • The leg wrap... the kissing 🙃 • "I'm gonna give it to you baby oh fuck" • "Pull me into you" 🪢🪢🪢 • "You want your man's cock in you so fucking deep" • "Grip onto me... Let me feel your fucking fingers dig into me" 👍 • "I'm right here, I'm right here" • "So close to me" 🔥 • I love the way you emphasize the closeness of their bodies with the skin-on-skin rubbing SFX 👏 • "Squeeze your thighs around my hips" 👌 • "All day and all fucking night, huh?" ☀️🌙 • "God, we can do that. We can do that, huh? Just the two of us. God, just you and me. Nothing else to do" Ummmm is that M breaking character I hear?? 😂 I'll let it slide... For now 👀 • "All mine all mine all fucking mine. Yeah. Oh yeah. And I'm yours, baby, I'm fucking yours." 🫠🫠🫠 • "I'm so lucky to have you" 🌠🍀🤞 • "My good girl" and "my gorgeous fucking girl" 🥺 • "You were made for this cock, weren't you, baby?" • August. That #BreedingKinkOnSteroids though!!! God... So glad you really went for it dialogue wise within the roleplay because holy fuck I'm in shambles ⚰️ Never ever stop with the breeding kink stuff pretty please 🫠🙌 • @ 28:43 The way you say "That feels so good" here is so sweet and soft I love it 💓🥹 • The heavy breathing post-coming and then, without saying anything, kissing again? 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 • "Guess I better go get started on dinner, right?" 👨‍🍳 Chef August audio when?? • "You sit down and relax... Yeah, maybe you'll make a house husband out of me someday" 🥺🏡 • The kissing again before he gets up to go make dinner 🤕🤕🤕💘💘💘 • The ultimate cliffhanger 🧗‍♀️: WHO BREAKS FIRST??? WHEN DO THEY STOP THE ROLEPLAY??? DO THEY EVER STOP??? IS THIS THEIR LIFE NOW??? WHY IS AUGUST'S GO-TO PUNISHMENT LAUNDRY??? I need answers!! °°° Oh man... What a wild fun sexy sweet cozy lovely ride! It really surprised me when I first read the description to see the words "probably the closest you'll get to a BFE audio from me haha" because I just assumed we'd never get anything close. I'm glad we did, though! 🙌 It was so fun to hear you take on this very different dynamic, even though it was within a roleplay context. You do ~acting like you're acting~ and ~it's not really acting anymore is it?~ so seamlessly and naturally. It definitely makes me want more spontaneous roleplay stuff in the future 🙏

yanna

THANK U SO MUCH 😭💕 happy new year to you too!!

ky❣️💌🌷

https://imgur.com/a/CUAw4DP - the way you can. hear. the confusion in the kisses 😩 - they both refuse to give up. some say they're still roleplaying to this day - "my girl, huh?" nodding so hard it's dumb - "hang onto me honey" i'm inconsolable. i have thought about this like 10 times a day since it was first unleashed upon us - "im all yours" always knocks me out cold - "are you serious 🥺" 😩😩😩 - "of course, baby, of course.. of course you earned it" im making a sound only dogs can hear 🫶🏼 i have literally identified as the wifey roommate before- hi, how was class? there's cookies on the counter ass roommate. so this was like a drone strike. this is real short for me but i honestly don't know what else to say. so so goddamn sweet 😭

Lambda Sitta

I LOVE THE MEME 🤣🤣🤣

Lambda Sitta

I hope you were able to recover quickly, Ruth. How are you doing, hun?

Lambda Sitta

I really like your profile picture, Ladylibra ❤️🇵🇸

Ruth Hope 🩷

I'm doing a lot better! Thank you! Also, would you wanna connect off Patreon? Like insta or Reddit or something? Totally cool if not!

Lambda Sitta

Oh my goodness, yeah, I'd love to. I think I'll just use the same Instagram I made to talk to Sarah haha. It's the same username as here (lambdasitta)

electra

the fact that he's eating her out like THAT? he's been waitingggg

megs

the imgur meme has gotta propel this to the top of the list of all time great ky comments i fear

ky❣️💌🌷

hahaha omg this is thrilling news. thank u megs

echo

this audio is insane like maybe my new fave but also. the struggle to redirect listener’s tradwife roleplay was so funny i was tearing up

Zechora

god this is so good, I keep coming back to it <3

Effie

I honestly don't know if I can articulate just how much I love the RP in this. The way they fall into their chosen roles and everything else fades away... You can just hear how his walls crumble and he embraces the idea that this is HIS woman and she loves him immeasurably. There's none of the shyness or intimidation that might come with an encounter like this with a roommate (one you think hates you, no less). This feels like making love and it just blows my mind. I know you don't like BFE because you prefer transformative and the way you were able to do both in this is just AHHH. Like, please tell me you're going to publish stories. I know I'm not the only one that would read literally anything you write.

ara♡ ⋆。˚

yooo i was baked outta my mind when i first listened to this and now that im not under an influence it's like a new audio <3

Winry

Yes to everything. ❤️

ari (edited)

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2026-09-22 05:00 wondering how different this audio would be if he did a borat voice and went “MY WIFE 👨🏻” during roleplay
2024-02-08 05:40

sarah 💫

ARI asdlfksbks M when F takes off her top: “VERY NICE 👨🏻🤌🏼”

ari

“this is our fucking house” = “king in the castle king in the castle 👨🏻”

Lambda Sitta

ARI, I'M LITERALLY CHOKING ON MY WATER BECAUSE I CACKLED SO HARD

Effie

God, I can't stop coming back to this. Is it possible to be addicted to an audio? Cause I think I am. The way this one makes me feels is.... mmm *chef's kiss* I feel like Georgia O'Keeffe over here with how many flowers I've painted to this audio by now lol Ah, the inspiration is just flowing.

Sofia

My FAVORITE August tropes are always the 2 friends/used to be friends/kind of dislike turn good sex. This audio is everything, the storyline of making amends from having a tense roommate relationship, to then making the most out of the current situation that then dissolves into pure filth. August never ceases to amaze me with his writing capabilities, his acting capabilities, his way of making every situation just sooo HOT. I KNOW i’m coming back to this audio the same way i went back for the sneaking into a friends dorm, spank therapy, reuniting with old friend you used to tease, sex scene gone too far, etc. incredible audio

PandaBB

This is so relatable 😂

emerald green

Okay new subscriber here, working my way through everything, and I have to keep stopping the playback because I am cackling at the tag THE ECONOMY. Perfect tag for how we are all getting fucked right now. The dude has jokes!

Kizø._.Beanz

"Right I mean we are husband and wife" = If you don't opt out rn we're going to fuck so quit

Kizø._.Beanz

Took Marriage before sex and said "fake it till you make it"

Kizø._.Beanz

Imagine 2 weeks later "Heyyy I missed my period"

Lambda Sitta

Legend has it that you never put it back on 🤣

Dee

God I never knew the words “my girl” could be so sexy

guilty_ofloey

it’s past EASTER and i’m still here ‼️

maddie

ME IN MAY LMFAOOO

K_plays_bass

I lovvvvve how much kissing this has 😊 And there's something about "you can be as loud as you want, this is our house" that really did it for me in a fantasy wifey way that's not usually a part of your audios ☺️

TayFaux

There's a noise you make at 17:47 that you also made twice in the latest soft audio and I think it's permanently etched into my brain. Like it's such a perfectly sloppy but still soft sound? Idk how to describe it but 10/10

TayFaux

Also the "hang on to me honey" shortly after????? 🥴

geekinthepink

I'm sorry but "you like seeing your man on his knees between your legs, huh?" Are you kidding me?!? JAIL I can't believe they didn't break by the end. Now I'm imagining they got too used to it and by the time their roommates come back from their family holidays, a way too casual "sweetheart" comes out after they think their in the clear and stops the hustle and bustle of the house dead in its tracks 😅

rz

This audio. THIS. ONE. Out of all the audios (love them) this one has me. I listen to so often especially at night or when I'm cooking. Something about it is so comforting. I love the homeliness, how soft and sweet. The premise puts up this layer of tension that is so impecibly broken as passion comes through. I love the character in this and how he's so baffled and confused by things she does at first, but by the end he's so into he's just casually saying stuff like their house and coming home to her. It's like this sweetness with this underlying layer of possession that's so good. Also homegirl presented him with fake box full of nothing and got all of that?! What an icon.

rz

Ikr! I laugh so much thinking of how they'll behave when their roommates come back. I like to imagine they act like everything is normal when with others but whenever they're alone they relish in continuing their spousal larping. It gets more obvious or they almost get caught a few times. Their roommates ask but they play dumb. It's a year later. At this point everyone just assumes they're dating but they still deny it. They're just roommates, and obviously they aren't going to be the one to break first.

Sofiapobs

I subscribed just this month and have gone through most of the Patreon-exclusive content at this point, but keep coming back to this one. It's special. It hits different. As someone that's only ever had fuck buddies and hookups, the amount of sweetness and romance scratched an itch I didn't even know I had. The kisses, the praise, the sweetness, the possessiveness, the repetition of "my girl" absolutely melted me. August's voice already does so much. Throw in that dash of sweetness and passion and it can make someone needy for more. Thank you, August. Might fuck around now and actually start dating for romance and love just so I can get the real thing.

Queenie

✨Possessive August for the win honestly ✨

Katie

My. Gorgeous. Fucking. Girl?! MY GORGEOUS FUCKING GIRL???? Got me crosseyed. I want that.

fedu

im shaking

baggyhaggy

One and a half kids?!?😂

Winry

That is the actual statistic. 😅

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I love a funny, grumpy boy!!!!!!!!! Everything he says sounds a little like degradation, and I’ve really gotta earn those earnest moans. I *will* thaw him out of his protective block of ice, and he will laugh me all the way onto my back. Maybe domesticity is an escape? You can take off your armor for the outside world which requires more cunning and suspicion. Nice things happen at home because the people there care for you and know you well. Thoughtful gifts given freely. That’s why this is so hot, the low stress of freely giving and allowing yourself pleasure. Essentially “of course I know all your spots”, an absolute brain-melter of a line. Also really like this one for its use of sex as communication. I imagine these two crazy kids think they are very different from each other and after months of obstinance and miscommunication, they assume the other is angry with them or at least thinks they’re full of shit. Their little roleplay lets him show her just how much he appreciates her, delights in the things she does to cultivate their cozy commune home. He already enjoys making her happy (he *is* cleaning that one thing! And he notices how hard you work to make things beautiful!). It’s “thank you” sex! And she gets to show him she sees his ooey gooey center and would like a taste. They can also take off their outside world armor with each other. No more need for protective suspicion! I can hear how begrudgingly bemused your face looks when you say, “oh my god” right at the end, and THAT is some good food. Delicious audio, and I think I agree, this is about up to the line of saccharine I could handle as someone who doesn’t really like BFE audios. Perfectly sweet. Thanks, August! ❄️

erin 🤸‍♂️

this audio is so good but i’m crying at how bad the speaker character is at improv 😭😭😭

Lynne

I love how much the speaker character gets into possessiveness in this audio. It *almost* makes up for not getting her a present 😉

nan nan ❤️🩷❤️🩷

So who won the game?! I guess legend has it that they’re still playing to this day… 😝

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

“I’m home….uh, honey” says the grumpy man😂 Still listening but I’m loving the first 10 minutes of him being absolutely terrible at role play 😂 This was an absolute joy to listen to. Gets added to my “fave” list 🫣❤️I wonder if they’re still role playing till this very day. You conveyed the domesticity so beautifully! For someone who doesn’t do BFE this is INSANE 😭😭😭😭🔥🫠🫠

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

This comment is perfectly written! Yeah that “of course I know all your spots” made me MELT! Cuz of course, she’s his “wife” ufuhhthfhfhhfhf 🫠🫠🫠🫠

baggyhaggy

That is a hilarious statistic lol

ari

revisiting this before work & i feel compelled to overshare and say that this rlly might be my fav august audio. this speaker is my exact type but also the cozy winter vibes & the dialogue & the softness!! the audio just feels really simple despite being loaded w emotional frustration re: The Economy and it all just feels very sweet idk. very human. the sex is super straightforward and like “plain” (non-derogatory) but you can feel all the emotions stirring up between them & it flows SOOO well. anyway this was wild to come back to after the absolute Big Boobie Freak-a-thon Brat Girl Summer we just had but 👍

goblin

"Smells so good in here" 🤖🤖🤖 but in a good way, august is out here pretending to be bad at acting

aliyah

yes i’m back here, i’ve been listening to this since summer but oh my god this audio + “a very laufey christmas” album is gonna go so crazy on 12:01 AM december first. i’m a complete and total sucker for domestic fantasies and possessiveness and the really doting “my girl”s and “sweetheart”s got to me, okay!! i’d go full nara smith for this speaker, 1950s tradwives would tremble in the wake of the amazing hot cocoa i make for my amazing husband. tyvm.

aliyah

22:55 “i’m gonna fuck you, baby, i’m gonna give it to you, you’re all mine” between kissing and moaning. king arthur himself wouldn’t be able to pull me off i—who said that

KWoww

So, where's the most inappropriate place you've listened to August? For me it's either work, or... I'm currently in line at the vet clinic waiting for my cats' shots.

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

I can’t get over the grumpy role play and all the “honeys” it makes my day 😂❤️

aliyah

18:44 “yeah, grab my hair. hang on to me, honey” [ pearl voice ] i’m MARRIEDDDDDDD

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

“Do you ever think about how in the past when our parents were our age…” felt like the Friends “backpacking through Western Europe” hook-up story 😭😂❤️

Chal

I like to imagine that they sneak around after the roommates come back and everyone starts to get suspicious of why they’re suddenly so friendly

aliyah

“…uh, yeah you do. i can see what you’ve been watching on the netflix.” dare i say someone was paying attention. + the way his voice softens at the end? adding to my conspiracy corkboard that this whole “romantic domestic fantasy” with the listener wasn’t totally out of nowhere.

aliyah

bro was PLOTTING

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Disgusting how we stay here 🥴. Yes!! I agree! “You always cum so good for me, baby, ever since the first time”…. these two fucked once, it was incredible, there was some weird miscommunication, and they’ve both been pining ever since.

tanisha

i cherish this BFE adjacent audio, lol. this was really comforting (and hot!) to listen to on a holiday that i unfortunately had to spend away from my partner. especially amidst all the stressful world events going on right now

kio 🍸

tonight's sleep aid (no one's gnna sleep)

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

I read a little something recently that perfectly described why I think this is so fucking hot: “the magical, idyllic nature of holidays, especially Christmas, calls up in all of us our unmet dependency needs. More than at any other time, we tend to fantasize about a life in which all needs are met, and love and material comforts are boundless. Gratification, which is usually held in check by social regulation and feelings of guilt, is permitted during the holidays because of the emphasis on eating, drinking, and enjoying life”. Grumpy Roomie has everything that makes the holidays the holidays: ❄️Delayed gratification (waiting for Grumpy to get home/not pouncing on him sooner) then indulgence (getting loud because roomies are gone) ❄️Gratitude (honesty about feelings freely given and expected from others) ❄️Acknowledgment of people’s inherent goodness and treating them accordingly by meeting their needs without demonstrations of why they deserve it. You “deserve it” because care is a given. You are allowed and encouraged to receive care and goodness! This audio is the feeling of boundless caring possibility. Maybe it is possible and reasonable and perhaps even the Good Choice to fuck all weekend when everyone is away, an indulgence that would be unheard of outside this period of time. Maybe it’s okay to defrost your cold heart, hardened by the toil of capitalism, by the hea(r)t of your beautiful roommate. This might be sad because it feels like these delights can only be experienced during the holiday season. But when everyone is getting what they need and feels confident that if they aren’t, things can change (*he* can stay at home while L works, for example), they can enjoy these delights all goddamn year!

key

listening to this one again and omg the mention of christmas tree farm owner….. foreshadowing a year later *potential* audio 😭

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Coming back here after the poll, and hearing speaker say: “Is that what you want? You wanna go to a small town where they’re like obsessed with the holidays and meet a guy who runs a Christmas tree farm or something?” August is building the Augustverse through all his audios ffs 😭😭😭

B

this audio is such a gem omg i love the way he kept saying sweetheart, honey, my girl, and sweet girl😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Liz

Wow, that was so good! 🫠🫠🫠Probably one of my faves now but this was my first time listening to this audio. It was so sweet and passionate. Those nicknames and dirty talk almost made me blackout. More of these please!!!!! BFE adjacent isn’t so bad 😜

YourAuralFixation

I don't know how I'm surprised at the brilliance of this audio. You could've just gone with the speaker and listener characters *being* married, but working some RP into it on top of some slightly adversarial tension? Woof. That plot point honestly helped me (a praise-averse girlie) get into it more. The mind boggles. 😵‍💫🫠 Thank you 💜🥹

calicodream

This is the funniest one I’ve heard yet.

Apex

Actually I think the statistic is 2.5 kids - replacing the parents + .5 to achieve population growth

Apex

WAIT is this Speaker the same guy as our grumpy DM?!

applsauce

I'll always come back to this one like a warm blanket

Effie

Haven't listened to this one in a while and coming back to it just further cements that it is one of my all-time favorites. I just love the premise so much and Speaker is such a nuanced character. Like, he's stand-offish at first cause he thinks she doesn't like him. And then he just starts opening up more and more and then when she escalates the game, he just falls into the character so easily, as if that's the kind of man he is when he's in love. Ugh, I just love the whole thing so much. Please write us some stories, August. I beg you.

PT

Coming back to this audio for some comfort and intimacy. Love everything about this, especially the contrast between the speaker "acting" at the beginning of the roleplay and the geniune passion and adoration later on. 🥹 And the kisses? Simply sublime! I've listened to other VAs, but your kissing sounds just hit different.

S

layers Dana. layers

amy

coming back to this audio is like coming home, going to bed, and being in a warm blanket simple but nice n cozy😮‍💨

truffle

This audio is so wistful and bittersweet to me. Two people sharing a miserable living situation playing house to escape their reality for a little while. Also, speaker character being kind of wooden at first and quickly melting into this worshipful lover. I am such a sucker for a man who has so much love to give when he finally feels like it's "safe" to give it. Ughhhhhh my hearttttt

erin 💕

“You always make everything just a little more beautiful… or whatever.” Has me giggling and kicking my feet

applsauce

Pretty sure the amount of times I've played this one is in the double digits. I need a part 2 sb

YourAuralFixation

Goddammit. My heart hurts for these 2. The whole late-stage capitalism hellscape is too relatable. The power of the imagination and giving yourself over to RP. I hope there ultimately is a part 2 (even tho skeptical customer won in that poll). Getting to explore more roles that may be fascinating to the speaker and listener but that feel unattainable irl or taboo. These 2 characters have good imagination and great chemistry and I'd love to hear more of their story. I don't usually go for a soft girl vibe, but the vulnerability of these 2 people who don't know (or even particularly like) each other very well is just so compelling. 🥺

Baby Piano

I love the way you create these living and breathing characters and the way your voice brings them to life, these two melted my heart and I hope that one day they will have a house of their own!

andrescas

Off topic but i love your name

New Boot Goonin

This was so good. I’m gonna sit here and stare at a wall for 30 mins trying to process lol

PT

M: This is so dumb. -- 7 minutes later -- M: (uses all the endearing names enthusiastically, kisses F with desperation, knows all F’s “spots”, can’t stop praising and pleasing F)

Sara

“You always make everything just a little more beautiful, or whatever” DUDE!? I WAS PAINTING MY NAILS AND NEARLY DROPPED THE BOTTLE 🤣🤣💅🏻🤣

Donna

I should stop sleeping on the Soft Collection cuz damn this got me aksjdlkahlafhalda 😭😭😭😭

daahling

Relistened to this. And I can't believe I forgot about "House Spouse". 🤣

applsauce

Back in the building. Everyday I pray I see my favs again.

baggyhaggy

I feel like I could use this audio as my formal autism diagnosis bc I dont even wanna admit how many times I've re-listened to it before I realized that listener did NOT actually get speaker a vintage a watch, and he is NOT actually unwrapping a gift🫠🫣 ☠️

Jesters*Wild

It’s [The Economy] tag for me

Taun

That's so interesting! I always interpret that line to mean he's surprised how hard she came since it was their first time together and he sort of pretending their first encounter (in their role-play fantasy ) was like that as well? Your interpretation makes more sense and is more fun.

Hera

💯💯💯

aliyah

halloween over, ykw that means… [ mariah voice ] it’s TIIIIIME 🎄🎁❄️⛄️🧣🌨️

.Jem.

Flash forward to 20 years later and they still haven't broken character - married with 1.5 kids, in a home they own, taking turns to be the 'house spouse' with a cat that just turned up one day and now rules the house. They are both ridiculously happy and in love and neither will admit they don't actually know when they stopped pretending. Flash forward another bunch of years, they have become a safe space for the neighborhood kids who didn't have anywhere to go for various reasons and Speaker ran epic DnD sessions, with campaigns that spanned years. Now they are old with several sports teams worth of grandkids, great grandkids and whoever needs some Grandparent magic. Listener dies surrounded by their family holding speakers hand, he refuses to let go and they respectfully give him some space. A few hours later they find he's passed away to from a broken heart, holding Listener in his arms and a note that's says "We both won". None of the kids have any idea what that's about until they find some notebooks stored away in a box in the corner of the attic and they start reading. *Fade to start of this audio.....*

dam

That secondhand watch is randomly funny.

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

The way I started hankering for DT #12 the second the clock struck midnight on 10/31 🙂‍↕️

PT

“Look at me, look at me…I wanna see you, I wanna see your eyes. I wanna see how good I make you feel, sweetheart.” I melt. 🫠🫠🫠 Countless listens later, I’m still baffled (and at the same time enamored) by the ease with which this M uses all those terms of endearment and conjures up so many ways to praise F. 🥰🥹 Those praises about F’s voice and moans? 🫠🫠

sybilstarlingsnow ❄️

I'm so predictable, of course I'm here, lmao. Hi, cutie! Happy holidays! 😆🎄❤️

applsauce

I think we've hit 40 plays i can now recite ts

Risha

Listening to this audio again feels so good. It’s exactly the Christmas mood I needed cozy, comforting, warm. This roleplay is so cute. So happy to hear this voice. Hope August is doing okay now. Wishing you to feel safe and supported.

sarah 💫

Happy anniversary to the 2 freakiest method actor roommates in Augustopia!!! 🥹🤍🎆 I can’t get enough of how intimate and romantic this gamified scenario is while also being a playful escape from reality. I love how they find actual Comfort and affection by roleplaying + reveal and discover the truth (about what they really want/need) *through* playing pretend. Another win for freaks who use pretenses/masks to express true vulnerability! 🏆 You can hear the gears turning as they realize “wAIT…wait wait I actually need a warm (sexy) cozy escape from the capitalistic nightmare party the world is throwing rn. Let’s smooch.” Also the “hang onto me honey” + “lemme take care of you, lemme take care of my girl”??? Absolutely bonkers, girlboss armor torn to shreds, scorched and warped beyond recognition 🫠 P.S. If anyone’s looking for a song that has similar “let’s pretend we’re in a lovey sparkling fantasy” vibes as this audio I recommend a cute 60s pop song called “There’s A Kind Of Hush” by Herman’s Hermits!! https://open.spotify.com/track/3QzPRTZ6hocM2nTZYkdIq7?si=mxPm9_liT5qPgDikogRFGw (alternative YouTube link: https://youtu.be/EXAogu7i7hQ?si=1Y0g32b7HK2UAe8I) It evokes the same dreamy, ooey gooey, “it’s just two of us blocking out the rest of the world” feeling and is such a jam 💗✨

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Oh this song is PERFECT 🤩!!! He would rather die than let L hear him singing along loudly in the kitchen, but he has to play his role!!! Thank you for sharing this lovely little tune 💗

sarah 💫

RIGHT ugh you get it so bad. It feels like it fits their sparkling snow globe twinkly fantasy of blocking out the rest of the world (read: other roommates) in this moment 🥹 I’m so glad you enjoyed it! ✨

applsauce

I wish there was a play count <3 Im literally losing count

Effie

I think this and Cuddling at the Drive In have to be my all-time favs. The pacing of this one is just SO good. And the performance is just this perfect mix of perpetual disbelief that this is happening and commitment to the bit and getting lost in the moment. It's just so good.

Meli

it’s genuinely TOO good never gets old i would combust if there was ever a part 2 okay thanks love ya!

Daphne 🦇

“You were just here all day.. Decorating.. because you’re a….house..? wife..?” This line always makes me laugh like I can hear the squinting and eye brow raising lol

Jonelle

Feeling like the Bratz doll meme with the wrecked updo 😮‍💨

Ash

listening to this again after listening to the holiday romcom audio for the first time and i mentally screamed “WAIT A MINUTE” loud as hell at the netflix holiday movie talk at 0:48-1:12. they may be a year apart but i heard these audios in the same month so that won’t stop me from calling it a 3d chess move

Meli

august if you can hear me i NEED a part 2

Jade Violet

i eat this shit up like a christmas cookie

Dee

Back here again, Christmas in June I guess?? Still my favorite audio tbh, I wish I could fully articulate why

Chi

“Do you feel like there’s an equal division of labor?” My good sir, the play JUST started 😅.

c

25:28 onwards 🕊️

c

sweetheart kills me every time </3 fuck