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You're still pretty new to this Dungeons & Dragons group, but you're having a great time. The DM is a serious nerd, and you haven't gotten to know him well, but when he roleplays as certain characters, you see a whole different side to him. When your character, a stealthy rogue, sneaks off alone, you stay behind for a one-on-one session that gets more immersive than you ever expected... Hi!Sorry I had to remake this post, the audio was broken. I won't be blamed for this concept because it won the poll by a landslide, so for anyone who has no interest in D&D, I'm sorry haha. I promise a simple, filthy, less nerdy fuckfest for the free audio. For those who don't know, D&D is a roleplaying/tabletop game where you play as a character going on a continuing fantasy adventure with a group. You roll dice and add numbers from your character sheet to see what happens next. Scroll down for a lingo explanation at the end of this!

I'm going to do myself a favor and not qualify this audio much, but there's a lot of different directions I could have gone in with this, and this one involves a LOT of teasing, and narration/talking during, and the roleplay and in character/out of character tension. I'd also maybe like for this to be Part 1 of a series, if there's interest! Scroll down for more thoughts in the spoilers section.

LINGO

Dungeon Master (DM) - The DM facilitates and runs the game, and plays all the non-player characters (NPCs) who exist in the game's world. They prepare challenges faced by the party, but there's a lot improv too. Rogue - A rogue is one of the character classes in D&D that a player's character can be. Rogues are stealthy and skilled, often a thief, assassin, or criminal type. Roll a ___ check - When a player attempts to have their character try something that has a chance of failure, the DM might ask them to roll a skill check, like Stealth, Persuasion or Investigation. The player rolls a 20-sided die (d20), and adds the appropriate number from their character sheet. If the total beats the difficulty number the DM has in their mind, it succeeds.

Natural 20/Natural 1 - A Nat 20/Nat 1 is the best/worst result you can get on a d20. Worth celebrating or despairing over.

SPOILER SECTION

Names Used: "Thief"

CW: Some mention of losing faith in a fantasy religion context.

SPOILERS: Okay, so this is definitely an erotic audio but there's no sex, or even oral, just thigh-fucking/grinding and a mutual orgasm. Between that and the amount of narrating/story within a story aspect, I have a feeling this audio won't be for everyone. That's okay! I'm trying something different and they're not all going to be winners. It made a kind of sense to me from a slow burn/realism standpoint that this be a more teasing/exploring situation, that both characters get caught up in and then shocked out of post-orgasm. I thought the abrupt ending and a bit of the awkwardness made sense, and also left things open for further instalments, IF there's enough interest. I think it would be cool to explore these two characters (the DM and Player) getting closer and going further through a variety of NPCs in the game.

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Rose

Hi yes hello D&D fan here. I have not even listened yet but I can confidently tell you that I, for one, would like this to be a little series 🫠

Thelnie

It’s okay. I enjoyed getting two Patreon notifications in one day~ 🤗

ren

SAVE ME MSUB AUGUST..... MSUB AUGUST ..... MSUB AUGUST SAVE ME ...... 🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️

sarah 💫

I cannot believe you chose to unleash the highly anticipated DnD audio on National Popcorn Day this is fucking bonkers🍿🎲

fran

this is fine i’m not gonna be insane about it i promise 😀

Titania

ugh the way I’ve literally had this exact fantasy please do more nerdy audios 🙏

J

More nerdy fuckfests please

Lambda Sitta

Not national popcorn day 😭😭😭

denise 🩵

okay, love that i subscribed today 🥵

riri

Honestly, I don't really care about d&d because I know absolutely nothing about it but at this point I'm willing to listen to you read a dictionary 😔🤌 (btw it's not a biased opinion) and thx for including some glossary about the game :)

diana

oh hi again, still smiling so hard but will be learning the terms as i listen :)))

Guinevere

Thank you for the glossary!!!!

Onnie

I’m not even into D&D but I’m already 😰 (also ‘Part 1?’ I yelled)

fran

you’re already making good on your ins/outs list, really hit multiple birds with one stone here

Little_Lapine

How'd you know I play a rogue? Raaaah let's go! 😸

sword 🗡️

on my knees, crying, begging, pleading for part 2 and more nerdy fuckfests

Jaz

My ONLY weakness in life is nerdy August

GeauxGabby

This is the nerdiest thing Ive ever heard and I really love it. I love when people are super into THEIR niche. I imagine this is what I sound like to non-Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans.

ari

great googly moogly

bibi

i know nothing about d&d so reading the glossary is kinda giving that “brain empty feeling when someone is describing the rules of a game to you” but i guess today’s the day i learn….

AugustInTheWinter

Thank you! No lie, there was a time in my adolescence when you could give me the season and episode number and I could tell you the title/synopsis of any Buffy episode.

ky❣️💌🌷

that's how strongly i feel about the glossary

GeauxGabby

Oh…were we supposed to grow out of that? Because…

sword 🗡️

okay fuck going fighter/barbarian for this upcoming campaign, we are multiclassing into rogue for this 🥵🗡️

ky❣️💌🌷

[twirling my hair, kicking my feet] he's so efficient

Deja

I'm in between charmed and Buffy rn and uhhhh I need to get back to Buffy IMMEDIATELY

Kirbee

A huge win for the D&D girlies!! 🙏🏻

g q

August I have a D&D sesh on Sunday how am I supposed to look my DM in the eye after this 😭

Kirbee

Also the only man I’ll pause playing Baldurs Gate for

GeauxGabby

Charmed was an abomination and I stand 10 toes down on that. Unserious television. 0/10.

fran

ky you’re actually the realest

grace

she really uno reversed him by making him continue to physically roleplay…. [rubs raccoon hands together]

amy

the way u put lingo is sending me THANK YOU

★彡

was hoping for a new audio earlier today and then this got uploaded 🛐

GeauxGabby

OH! And fun fact for anyone reading this: today is Dolly Parton‘s birthday which means it is also Buffy Summers’ birthday. The show Buffy the Vampire Slayer didn’t have the best budget, even after the success of season one. So Dolly Parton, who was a huge fan of the show, and believed in its success, let the showrunners film for free at her studio for season two. And as a thank you, they gave Buffy Dolly Parton‘s birthday: January 19.

bianca

I'm taking this as a birthday gift /j + love that you added a mini glossary 🫶

✨Triss✨

Yeeeeeesss, so tension-y and "oops, one thing lead to another..." Love it! God I hope there's a part two or something with what's left between them boiling over. Amazing work as usual ❤️

æsop

funny I thought part 2s were out this year 🤭

phonons

This audio has put me in such a MOOD. I loved loved loved how descriptive it was. So immersive 💖 I listened to this while getting ready for this holiday party and I had to steady my hands a few times. Now I gotta go make polite conversation with my boss and colleagues while this replays in my head. Not a great day to have a good memory. Who am I kidding, would still do it again 😇

whatisgoingon

I have never commented on your audios before but yes to this! I know there is not the usual amount of sex in this one but you should make this a monthly audio and take us through your campaigns! I can definitely listen to this and I bet you're an amazing DM. It's not everyone's cup of tea but my pot is definitely boiling! If you haven't seen Brennan Lee Mulligans Dom DM bit on Game Changer, please go watch it!

Pluto

omggg that was hot!! cannot wait to see if there's gonna be a pt 2~ ;3

phonons

Also, thank you for the Lingo section 🫰🏽

Tavo

Girl I’m only 1:06 in and already know it’s a certified classic

6sheeshALaying 🦢

I don’t know anything about dnd and thought I wouldn’t like this audio, but I *thoroughly* enjoyed this. I love that you did something different here with the [no sex] tag and the abrupt ending - that felt so real. Oh and the music was nice too. As a non-dnd person I enthusiastically support this as a series. I really want to see where these characters go from here, learn more about the game, and since they’re in a group maybe this series even has the potential to include an MFM audio. How fun! Thank you!!

Lambda Sitta

Happy birthday!!! Friday birthdays, as I've said before and will likely say again, are TOP-TIER because then you have a whole birthday weekend to CELEBRATE haha In all seriousness, I hope your birthday is enjoyable and that you're able to celebrate however you deem fit!

Demoiselle

Dialogue is pure August lol M: And you’re so wet you’re soaking through your panties F: *probably contradicts him abt panties not existing in that world/time* M: Yeah, yeah whatever your fucking fantasy underwear.. 💀💀💀 “For a virgin hes lasting kind of a long time” “Good session. Thanks for playing” *nervous chuckle* Furniture sfx - ♥️♥️♥️ Speaker character pleasure sounds - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Been wanting to get into D&D, never thought spicy audio is one way to learn haha

bianca

That's actually true, and you get an August audio as well! hahaha, thank you for the wishes! 💗

kenna

PLEASE make this a series 😭my nerdy heart can’t take this i am going crazy

sarah 💫

Whoo anotha January babe!! Hbd Bianca 🥳🥳

diana

Happy Birthday!

Tavo

Smh why do I ALWAYS want to fuck the nerdy speakers the most 😔🫣🫣 I need to shmoke these babies out & let them nerd out while I pick their brains FR

Demoiselle

Also 💯 in support of this series

Demoiselle

Ohh yes, Sir Moron the subby and a Dark Elf dom probablyyyyyy??

sarah 💫

well this certainly popped my corn 🌽😮‍💨

Demoiselle

Well you could just look at his crotch or something haha

sarah 💫

Lmaooo the “yeah whatever…fucking—fantasy underwear” part made me bust UP, the line between silly and sexy is always toed so skillfully

grace

literally how i look like everytime i listen to a augustinthewinter™️ audio and he mentions that im arching my back

Lizzy

happy birthday!!🎉

H

Really not the point, but FINALLY figured what those die are for!

Sam

I adored this, pretty please make a part 2! I love how immersive the story of the campaign even before any of erotic stuff felt, loved the DM’s little slips of tongue, the physical role play escalating, narrating as the DM is played with and just struggling to get the words out with how good it feels, just. Also the sound of like grabbing the dice at the end? Such a good detail. Top tier writing and acting as always, I know this is one I’m gonna come back to. Def a new favorite esp of the Msub stuff. 👌👌👌👌 (My brain is like already running away with the potential ways part 2 can go)

K_Dae

Hi August! I thought I could leave a comment since I am one of your listeners who are not very familiar with D&D but have just finished listening to your audio. I do somehow get the gist of the game, but yeah, I am not that knowledgeable so I really appreciate the terms you added in the description 😆 Regarding the audio... I think you did a great job at making the scenario where they were still playing the game.. While I was listening to it, I was nodding my head as I try to follow along the rules you were stating that I forgot that this was an NSFW audio and I ended up I jumpscaring myself when it started 😅 But yeah! I think you did a great job, and I'm looking forward to part 2, if you are planning on making this one as a series. I think it would also be a fun way to introduce listeners like me to D&D~

bibi

the parallel narratives… the tension…. and i learnt something new, amazing

riri

Looks like you were in your element haha Btw even though there was no s*x, the furniture sfx added more tension and spice between the characters, it felt more immersive like this ? I'm still not really interested in the game but I definitely can't wait to hear them roll the dice, yeah 🎶 🫣 (again)

H

Thanks v much for the educational content, August. (Insert bad joke about how I like my porn like my educational content - niche and no longer than an hour). Really enjoyed all of the ‘ins’ you’re incorporating and would love to see more DND audios.

fran

okay yap alert but i cant help but do an abridged play by play - be still my beating heart. “i do physical role play sometimes too” oh boy oh boy. - “if we need to fight or go to bed” well these slips of the tongue have me giggling i can’t lie. - “you can tell you’ve captured his attention” well that’s perfect because he’s captured mine ! - okay wow i am rolling so well this couldn’t possibly be a narrative tool or anything. - “we fade.. to.. black.???” im gonna bite him. chew him up like a dog toy - “yeah um. it’s hard” the resignation in that is so good actually. - MORE IMMERSIVE? hell yeah ! - i was mesmerized and stopped typing but raptly listened ! i honestly didnt expect the third person narration to do it for me but im glad to have been wrong. something about the naked honesty in describing how you feel through a character as a sort of surrogate is such an interesting and captivating concept, and even though the actual content of the dialogue is still basically the same, it adds almost a layer of self awareness ? like watching yourself in the mirror during sex. its that outside view or perspective that adds a layer of tension and intensity. idk im kinda rambling but yeah i really think that narration was really well executed. you’ve done it again i really loved the balance in this one? despite being on the shorter side, it didn’t feel like there was jarringly little setup, and the lead up to the main act was engaging enough that i was almost disappointed that we didnt just continue rolling dice lmaooo. this character’s personality is quietly charming and balanced, and i appreciated his DMing honestly. the one on one sessions with players to allow them to advance and share as much information as they want with the others? so good. okay i think ive run my mouth enough for now but. i will be back

Stella

I know absolutely nothing about DND and oh my GOD I am so looking forward to listening to this

fran

the fantasy underwear line was so funny 😭 like he was still making an attempt !

ky❣️💌🌷

delightful big comment. thrilling insight & analysis. 10/10

LoserErinMac

My little nerdy brain has completely short circuited. More please 😵‍💫

kae

And as I lay still, headphones on, a smile adorning my face, a gust of deathly heat travels across my body. The hole in the wall crackling with flames that fight to stay alive. My eyes shoot open, my heartbeat sinking to the depths of the earth’s core. “What the bloody hells do you think you’re doing?!” Astarion spits. He encroaches my space, the room getting smaller with every daunting step he takes closer to my small, fragile being of the double X chromosome. “Preparing to have some fun were we?” he growls. I vigorously shake my head as I crawl farther up my bed. My breath hitching as my back collides with the headrest that groans softly as it is pushed against the wall. “N-no of course not! I was just about to listen to a man whimpe—I mean some music to calm my mind!” I hold my head down, my hands shaking with trepidation as the bed dips beside me. His fingers are delicate as they grasp my chin and force my head to look him in the eyes. His fangs illuminated by the light of my phone; the words [PATREON EXCLUSIVE] blinding amid the darkness. “You know better than to vex the likes of me, my treasure.” Astarion purrs, his tiny daggers of bone scraping against my bottom lip. My chest heaves with a strange mix of fear and excitement. Piercing the flesh, he draws blood. The crimson liquid beginning its descent down my chin. He swipes the trail with his finger before wrapping his plump lips around the digit, moaning at the taste. “That’s what you want isn’t it? To be known…to be tasted.” He whispers against the shell of my covered ear. He pulls back slightly, his head tilted down as he gazes up at me with those tantalising ruby eyes. “You don’t have to say a thing. I already know how you feel.” Before I know it, my headphones are sliding off my ears. “Forget this ‘August’, we are in winter. You have seemed to forget that you are mine. But don’t worry, I insist on jogging your memory tonight my dear.” “Pookie bear wait!” I cry. Though it is to no avail. For I, Kae, am but a pathetic little [REDACTED] for Astarion😔 (this is a cry for help)

Adria

Having just finished Dragon Heist playing as a changeling rogue, this is quite timely. Coming back to devour it later! 😈

Adria

Happy Birthday! 🥳🧁Hope you get to treat yo'self!

🦖

Oh my god I loved this so so so much, my nerdy late bloomer heart is singing. I love a slow burn. I cannot wait for Part 2.

Thelnie

Tell me you’re a fan of tutor August tooooooo. I learn so much from him 🤭

angela

my baldur’s gate 3 obsessed ass is twirling my hair and kicking my feet rn this was SOOOO good 😮‍💨😮‍💨 if you do a part 2 I think I might pass away

Adustlandfaerytale

Please god continue this series. Long time dnd player with a secret fantasy 😉 gotta respect the etiquette irl.

Thelnie

Welcome! We’re all a little mad here~

sarah 💫

omg Fran we are twins, I have like 3 of the same points in my notes hahaha I loved reading your rambles! Esp agree with the “mirror sex” aspect of the narration, it was such a cool layer of intensity!

deerindigo

ur voice is so hot when ur in character! sounds like the enemy prince which is in my top 3 fav audios for you 🤍🤍🤍

GeauxGabby

Even before it was confirmed to be true (it was a budget issue), the forced angel/Cordelia storyline was 100% bullshit from conception to execution. They couldn’t afford Sarah Michelle Gellar, and they also couldn’t work around her filming schedule, so they were just like “let’s get him to fuck the most annoying character who’s ever existed in this franchise.” Also, Fred’s character deserved so much better, and if someone told me an incel stole the script, and they wrote her remaining arc after season three, Id believe it. Lastly, Connor was such an unnecessary cunt that it was laughable. He was like a Stephen King novel bully. It made absolutely no sense. And I understand why they kept trying to bring other characters over from Buffy to essentially save that convoluted nonsensical show. It’s no wonder it got canceled.

Lizzy

this was certainly an excellent twist on your usual narrative style. obviously we can’t see what you’re doing in any audio but to make it part of the game play somehow just changed the whole thing. sfx killed as usual. the perfect atmospheric music and DM voice at the start but then when you realized ‘oh yes we want to keep going’ the stuttering, the gasping, the begging 🫠 i just can’t get enough of your msub.. i REALLY hope we get to continue this as a series bc the awkwardness at the next session is going to be delicious

Blossom

I’m part of the minority that isn’t into D&D but you could read the phone book and I would listen 🫡🫡

Grace

Happy Birthday!!

Lambda Sitta

SARAH, YOU'RE KILLING ME 😭😭😭. What are you going to say next, it jacked your fruit? It clubbed your soda? It PINED YOUR APPLE?

WildLavender

If audiobooks were narrated by August I'd be reading at LEAST a book a day

Tavo

Mic is a tiny bit poppy but the session keeps us distracted

Grace

I recently learned ‘pop’ can be code for orgasm… so hey, it works 😉

Zechora

I haven't even listened yet and I want this to be a series! I can't wait to RP with the DM 🤩

Demoiselle

Yeah you could really tell when he was on DM mode and when he started being “himself”. He was in his element on the “official” part of the game, but got flustered when the listener character started flirting. So cute haha

birdie

i LOVE this, such a great character and dynamic

daahling

Was I the only one worrying where you were!? 😅 There wasn't a January update/new post for two weeks. I thought something happened. ☹️ But I'm glad to you know you're alive and was just working in the lab. 😆 Now where are my 🎧 😏.

6sheeshALaying 🦢

Seconding the MSub comment, and I say this as a full on switch supporter. I want it ALL

6sheeshALaying 🦢

The last to blossom is the most beautiful of all please don’t make me quote Mulan’s dad on here ever again

Lizzy

@demoiselle - Nerdy, flustered August is the best August ☺️

Lizzy

@sheshe KYLOMOAR.gif

fran

ky glad to know im not the only one that got something out of this big ass comment 😭

fran

sarah !! great minds think alike 🫶

🦖

Lmfaooo I promise ❤️

Grace

I really had no idea what to expect going into this since I had zero knowledge about D&D beforehand. I ended up enjoying this much more than I expected to! I really appreciated the “Lingo” section, you did a great job explaining those terms and it made it so much easier to understand what was happening in the audio. Sometimes when I can’t picture what’s going on it takes me out of the audio, but I was able to grasp the concept and enjoy this even without previous knowledge. I also want to mention how much I enjoyed the narrative aspect of this one! I’m guessing it’s due to the scenario being a game of D&D and that’s what caused you to lean into that style, but I also think this is a really great way to sort of ease into the storytelling/narration/inner-monologue stuff that you’ve mentioned wanting to experiment with in an AMA (I believe?) TLDR: great job (as always) and yes please do a part two!!

🦖

Truly giggling and kicking my feet

riri

Same haha it would be nice to hear him read us stories 🫣

Grace

Haha love the play-by-play notes! I agree on your point about the pacing, despite it being a ‘short’ audio nothing felt rushed. The build up was nice and gradual and I feel like that gave me time to get into character. Even with the slow-burn, the [No Sex] part also didn’t feel rushed. Idk how but it was all perfect (not surprised tho, it is August after all)

ky❣️💌🌷

me, knowing nothing about d&d: YAYYYY haha wooohooooooo‼️ [clapping] - the knight voice was giving enemy prince 😍 - the flow between the normal voice and knight voice was so natural the skill alone made me [redacted] - listener trying to coerce him into singing is me - he said i'll take my pants off and get nasty w it in the name of roleplay but i draw the line at singing - his many attempts to fade to black are so fucking funny. he's like please, you're so hot i'm scared. release me - i love a good "a-are you serious 🥺" its so... sweet. like he can't believe his luck 😭 - adams apple. you just KNOW - "i want you... he says" 🙄 - "yeah, whatever, your fucking fantasy underwear" 😭😭😭 - respectfully i don't know how they did that. without. how do you! WITHOUT⁉️⁉️ two most restrained people on earth - fran mentioned it below but describing the feelings & actions & sensations through character narration is so interesting. like it's LAYERED!! 😩 [labored breathing] yeah, uh, good session 🥴

H.

Thank you for being back! My abandonment issues were kicking in since we have not heard from you in awhile hahaha!! We missed you

Louise (release the spy part 2 audio plz)

Absolutely loved the narration part (love DnD) and the in character/ out of character bits, everything is so smooth with the ambience and the sfx You cooked here

Haley Hetrick

Pls I need at part 2 of this!!!!

em

august… you can’t keep doing this to me.

sarah 💫

First off, making a DnD audio is MONUMENTAL I feel like this was pretty inevitable but also such a milestone? 🎉 Secondly! I know absolutely diddly squat about DnD but that did not stop my socks from being completely blown off 🧦 This was such a blast and a super fun, accessible way to do a genre audio and really highlighted your storytelling abilities! ✨Other thoughts/fave parts: •the music!! so so cool, instantly pulled me into the fantasy world. I could practically feel the mist through the forest (i actually dk if there was a forest involved but fantasy=forest to me ok 😭🌳) •the nerdy speaker’s voice cracks 🥺🥺 •the sudden shift from normal DnD guy to rough-voiced knight character is so smooth and seamless, it’s insane. The way you weave between the two so easily is incredibly unfair, pls have mercy •“I do physical role play sometimes too, it’s more immersive that way” oHOhoho yeah I fuckin bet, pal •the way you narrated the story at 6:40-7:20 especially was sooo hypnotizing and immersive (and reminded me of a certain enemy prince 👑 ⚔️ ) •”there’s a strength. Also kind of a, uh…a hunger” - loooove this line •God. The way they’re like “oh right yeah we’re just acting it out for a game, nbd” while touching & feeling AND he’s narrating the whole time???!!?!n??! •12:41 - “we, uh fade. to….black?” UNLESS??? 👀 •ok ok ok this is insane. Narrating the scene WHILE acting it out must be super tricky but it’s SO well done holy shit. •Head tipping back - YWAH YES YEAH OK COOL •“And he can’t stop looking at you” 😀😀😀 the sweet to filth ratio is goddamn impeccable as always •LET’S GO FURNITURE SFX 🪑 •adam’s apple mention‼️🫠🍎🧎🏻‍♀️do you..can you just…..jesus christ dude •“Yeah whatever, your fuckin fantasy underwear” was such a classic goofy grounding August moment, I love how your characters stay realistic even when they’re getting swept up in the moment •the dirty talk in this one feels really natural but filthy at the same time, there are some real gems here 💎 (17:09 and 19:19 especially?? maybe?? 🫣) I remember you talked about trying out narrative type audios and it’s really cool that you finally got to do it, with a DnD scenario no less!! I would love to hear more narrative stuff, esp bc your narrations sound really accessible instead of over dramatic/ultra corny. Like Fran and Ky mentioned, the *layers* of acting the role of a narrator who’s ACTING too is…just bananas. I’m definitely excited to see where this goes if you come out with a part two! Thanks for the session, teach! 🎲

yaligurl

this is really not my cup of tea, but I just love hearing you in your element, like I can tell how much effort you put into this script and it’s amazing how well you play it all out!! truly gifted August

Ally

As 1.) a huge D&D fan and 2.) a huge fan of your voice, this was like a late Christmas gift! I loved the tension and build up, the narrative, everything! I’d love more if you enjoyed making this! 10/10 💜

Eva

thought that this wouldn’t be my thing and listened to it on the Uber ride back from the club. was deeply mistaken. 10/10, diabolical.

ChocolateMama

mother of the lord, i need more of this sir

Blossom

Just finished and d&d is very different than I imagined

thiasera

Would definitely love to see a part 2 for this! The storytelling and narration was great, and it left me wanting more. The acting was also fantastic and I could easily immerse myself in the world you were creating!

✨nikki ✨

this is literally the best audio I’ve ever heard.

𝖆𝖑𝖞

I want this dungeon master to go full mdom in the next installment and take the listener on the table goddamnit. 😤 No but seriously, this was great and I can’t wait to see what you do with the next installment if you choose to do it! Your audios are genuinely so good- every new one you post becomes my new favorite istg.

Erini

SCREAMED when I opened this app and saw the D20. I can’t wait to listen!!!! 🎧💗😭🙌🏽

San

I'm super tired and sleepy as well as knowing nothing about these D&D games— So I thought I'd listen to the audio after a good night's sleep. I was going to fall asleep no doubt anyway. Oh and ‘ No sex’ tag. Okay, I’ll listen tomorrow. Woman of little faith — But damn, I’m a dirty little mind and we’re talking about August here. Couldn’t resist. 😏 Yoooo, didn’t sleep for one second, will sleep with more knowledge and… and…not sleeping yet because I’m so turned on right now. My god you’re hot and interesting. Isn’t he ? Isn’t you? No sex tag, bring it ! Part 2 will knock me off. Thank you for the pleasure ! 😚

Ugnė

happy birthday! 💌

canyon🔥🗡️

okay but the TENSION?? especially if this is a series? I'm honestly speechless 😩💕

Dao Bao

woaaaa so many nerd/nerdy/loser audios

yanna

Jesus fucking Christ 🧍🏻‍♀️ If this DM won’t be a feral MDom folding me into a pretzel for part 2 I will ₗₒₛₑ it

ky❣️💌🌷

if this guy's a loser then sign me up baby im into losers ig

sarah 💫

google.com show me losers in my area 💻🔍

Britt

I play D&D, my fav characters to play are rogues, and honestly this was so hot. 🥵 So excited for part 2. After this I went looking for the enemy prince audio on Patreon and couldn’t find it. I had to go back to Reddit. Is it missing here or am I just not seeing it?

sarah 💫

Patreon doesnt allow CNC/DubCon content so our beloved enemy prince is only on Reddit! 👑 I totally got enemy prince vibes too!! ⚔️

Coconut

god DAMN this is good ❤️‍🔥 love me a nerdy audio 😏

Lambda Sitta

Oh I've never seen any "loser" audios, which one are you referring to?

Dao Bao

Oh I kinda just associate the word “nerd” with a loser-like personality so I just added that in there LOL sorry for the confusion

Lambda Sitta

That's an interesting association. I'm not sure I follow. I think, for me personally, a loser would be someone who is NOT smart or is purely apathetic about most things (so, a far cry from a nerd haha). I think it's less about confusion and more about connotations. Loser has a very negative connotation and can be quite hurtful. Whereas nerd, while sometimes still retaining a partially negative connotation in some contexts, is typically associated with people who are smart/bright/gifted or simply interested/passionate about a singular or multiple subjects I will admit that I've been called a nerd quite a bit, personally, so it has a different meaning to me than loser

Dao Bao

I ain’t reading allat but appreciate ya 💯 have a good day

Sophia

Sex aside, everytime I listen I’m like shocked at how creative this, well really all of your audios are. Big brained as fuck lmfao.

Britt

Ah, ok. Thanks.

Beth

literally screamed when I saw this title, everyone say thank u august

Zechora

"...and fade to black?" No sir! We don't do that here. I want more please, this was phenomenal 🙏

Demoiselle

Yessss! I am looking forward to their next session where they’re playing with friends and maybe she’s flirting with him by dropping lines that allude to what happened to them. She says them out of context, so he does a lot of improv and gets kinda flustered (mmm, flustered subby August is 🥵🥵🥵) Or maybe he gets frustrated and he’s kinda rough with her afterwards? That also would be so 🔥🔥🔥 idk what i want more lol

electra

love how sweet this character is

Demoiselle

I am mesmerized by my bf’s adams apple I wanna bite it.. but it is frowned upon 😔

phonons

Happy birthday! 🥳

Janell Campbell

Honestly you should really look into audio books and voice acting because the beginning was actually very entertaining. Like I want more of this fake quest lol

kenna

I can tell you’ve implemented some of the things you were talking about in your ins/outs audio and I’m so here for this new august era

Foxanna

Whoo 🔥🔥🔥 so good! Love this storyline, please make more!! Sir, you are crazy talented - I’m playing a campaign at the moment as a rogue assassin and my husband is DM… so you have given me ideas 😂😏

Thelnie

Above all, I love your characters who have a perfect bit of levity and humor. I was having such a fun time listening to these two that it wasn’t about the sex really 😅. Are you just the coolest DM ever?? Do you create, like, soundtracks for your sessions?? I’m now going to say “fade… to black?” whenever I get the chance. I think you make it seem so easy but just thinking about all the complicated audio and editing that had to have gone into this seems overwhelming. Is this one using two mics? I nominate a future bts audio for this one. Thank you for making my Fridays something to look forward to~

Thelnie

I’m convinced he can make anything interesting. Next audio, watching grass grow.

Thelnie

I think he wants this to be multipart because he cannot not do a switch 🤭 or maybe his character was just playing a character 🤔

Angela

holy fuck i neeeeed more awkwardness like the end 💘 part two pleasepleaseplease plea-

Kai

the way he was so sweet at the end 😭 I am begging for more

megs

this audio is making it really hard to stick with my ‘i will never play a rogue bc they fucking suck’ agenda i’m gonna be so honest with u

megs

‘i do physical roleplay too sometimes, it’s more immersive that way’ OH IS IT NOW?

Ella

“I promise a simple, filthy, less nerdy fuckfest for the free audio.” Don’t you fucking dare.

Ruth Hope 🩷

*No More Mr. Nice Guy plays in the background* 😤😂

megs

‘what was it your party called me- sir moron?’ shout out to my players who will only ever refer to my lovingly crafted knight NPC sir nicholas merrion as sir dickolas moron!!

Ishouldbesleeping

I loved this so much, I would die for a part 2 🤲

Meesh

So I never knew this was exactly what I needed. Already listened to it three times 😍

H.

I’m part of the minority that doesn’t play D&D so I appreciate the terms you’ve provided because i was less loss😆 But for the audio, once again, so sooo gooddd (not surprised). The small slip up “If we need to fight or go to bed” had me on my knees. All i could say was “we can go to bed” say less! It was on the shorter side but the story didn’t feel rushed. Even though this was less sexual compared to the ones you’ve done before, the tension between the characters added more spice. I couldn’t get enough, and I was not over it yet, when the stupid phone call just had to ring😩

Lizzy

the hopeful yet terrified way he said that cracked me up! and seconding more insight into the process!

Lizzy

imagine how pent he’s gonna be in part 2..omfg

spoon 🪐

this is actually crazy because ive been playing a lot of bg3 and this is just too perfect

San

lol. Better be greener on our side. Or not 😏

Sheena

Definitely was not prepared for it to end like that. I feel like I just got teased badly! 🥵🥵🥵 That being said, yes please make this a series because I would love to see how the relationship develops. Would also love to see this character as an MDOM. Top quality as always. But this one really left me wanting more…🥵

Naomi Corporan

The tension, heavy breathing, fade to black, the grinding and finishing together??!! I loved all of it! DnD is above my pay grade but I loved ur storytelling and NEED a part 2!

𝖆𝖑𝖞

Maybe- either way I’m hooked lmaoo

chloe

have never consumed a bit of DnD but oh my god i loved this😭 hoping praying begging for a part 2!

ari

this is one of my fav augustverse characters rn. love this guy thanks for another guy

ari

also THANKS FOR THE D&D AUDIO??? this was so well-written

MrsKeats

+100000000 charisma, roll to hit I haven’t even listened yet. So much nerd. You rolled a 20 and you do every time.

MsMagey

Me too, I'm dying. I've been recording/streaming it and it's SUCH a horny game. When I rewatch my streams, my face during any of the ~spicy~ parts make me laugh. I usually go right to 😈. I gotta get one of those cute little hand fans for those moments too lol I usually play a bard because then it's like, my job to fuck everyone I can. Right now though my campaign is 4 barbarian gnomes (representing tiny rage-fueled dogs) + Astarion, because he is very understanding of my durge main, Chihuahua and he's a very convincing influence on all my sweet lil 8 int dummies. (And I am down extremely bad for that sassy pale elf.) Chihuahua learned how to play instruments from Alfira just in the nick of time, and she has since been using Alfira's lute as a, um, tribute? She's also wearing that bard hat. Ever since I realized you can use instruments as improvised melee weapons without damaging themselves, I've been strongly considering her thinking she has now multiclassed into bard and primarily uses her lutes and violin as her weapons. She has to pass her Everburn to one of the other Bad Bitches but it just feels right. Okay okay I gotta finish on a horny note though because I've wandered too far. When my first campaign cisfem bard got on top of Lae'zel the first time she "took what was [hers]" 🥺 and Bae'zel started fingering her, my character and I made the same face because 🥵. Wish I had been recording back then. Partly just for, like, science, you know? Science. I gotta add a polyamory mod already. Again, for... maximum science.

g q

In the words of the famed Brennan Lee Mulligan, “IN — credible”

samrassic park

The background music, the storytelling, the acting, I mean godDAMN this is amazing. I need a part 2

Thelnie

Lol terrified is perfect! 😳

megs

this audio is so specifically my shit i am going to lose my mind. i will think about this every time i dm. i have a part time job working at a dicemaking studio and i am going to make a set of dice for this rogue because God and all her angels cannot make me be normal about what i have just listened to.

sophie

this is so well written and executed omggggg

fran

it’s like you entered my brain i stg we’re on the same wavelength

fran

this is so real i love the thought progression. im dying at your point about getting nasty but refusing to sing 😭😭 like he really picked that hill to die on and i respect that

Undercover

Wait so does this confirm August knows who Astarion is!? I love this.

Undercover

Augustverse is SUCH A GOOD WORD I’m stealing it

Dafina

Not me reading the glossary as if I was decoding the Rosetta Stone 💀

Dafina

This is so different from the other ones, the slow-burn-no-sex-act got me clapping at the end of the audio. Also: 1) August being a nerd ✅ 2)thigh-fucking the ULTIMATE KINKY SHIT ✅ 3) storytelling ✅ 4)August being a nerd ✅ 5)the grunts and whimpers✅ No joke this is the sexiest shit ever , you NEED more audios were you tease more

Ruth Hope 🩷

Augustus. Augustin. Augustone. Augustün. August. What the heck. I'm so 🚨💯👏⚰️🚑🧐 I'm gonna present my 🧶📌 conspiracy cork board in the following section... But boy... you fucking COOKED 🍳 with all the Augustverse connections!! At least... I think you did... I *hope* you did... Because if all the connections I made were 100% unintentional and just my brain being ridiculous? Well... then... you didn't see anything! 🚣‍♀️ Anyways! My favorite things: • I love all the cover art you use for your audios but the one for this audio goes so fucking hard 🔥🎲 • The SFX of the other players gathering their things to leave, especially the paper and furniture sounds! • I did a bit of googling to prepare myself for mental imagery and "dnd DM setups" is a fantastic Google Images search (the stacks of papers, things color coded and highlighted, planning notebooks, fancy privacy screens 👏💯). I wanna know what this M's DM privacy screen looks like so bad lmao 🤓 • I'm not gonna lie, I am not a big fan of fantasy genre stuff, so all the fantasy genre words was overwhelming at first... But, your earnestness as M had me locked in so fucking fast 🔒🧙‍♀️ • I love how you establish with your initial casual tone that these two people haven't gotten to know each other that well yet. Simple but very effective. • 📌 "Orcish mercenary camp" Mercenaries? Oh word? *ACU headcanon senses start tingling* Like how Mando was a mercenary?... 🧐 • The pen writing on paper SFX ✍️✅ • The music 😭🎶 I'm in love with this Boy 🧎‍♀️ • "spiderweave" is such a pretty word 🕸️🕷️💞 • I love that the dice roll SFX sound directionally like they're being rolled on a table in front of me, not just next to my ears. Super immersive 👌🎲 • 📌 You are not doing this to me, August. You are not giving me an Enemy Prince reference with this "The Tale of The Warrior Bride" song, AUGUST 🙃🙃🙃. AUGUST!!! I ALREADY HAVE TOO MANY ACU THEORIES THIS FEELS LIKE AN ATTACK 🎯🆘🚨 • Oh? Singing is where the roleplay line is drawn?? I see how it is 🙄 • "A sword being drawn from its- its scabbard." 🗡️ That subtle stutter you did on "its"? 💯 It shows such an attention to detail on your part: M stutters because he realizes that what he's saying could be interpreted by F as a sexual innuendo (sword = cock, scabbard = pants/underwear), and that induces immediate self-consciousness/anxiety, which he's able to cover up fairly quickly, but that stutter? Too late, buddy. Maybe he's developed a physical attraction towards her over the course of the first few sessions, so he's a little nervous to finally be alone with her... 🤔 • "you look up and see the point of a longsword directed at your throat" umm can this be foreshadowing for a future audio in this series please? Also, is it a thicksword, too? 🗡️😶‍🌫️ • The way your voice changes for roleplaying as Sir Morian 😳🤒 • "That's why I'm still pointing this pen at you" 🖊️ the way I laughed out loud imagining this nerdy ass guy just pointing his pen like a sword like why is that so endearing 😂 Also... Is that a Shakespeare reference? Because the pen 🖊️ is mightier than the sword? 🗡️? Is the pen thicker than the sword, too?? • "It's more immersive that way" oh word? 🧐 • "...leaner, and less bulky than before. Sorry what? Uh what did you say? Oh, sorry I thought you said something" lmaooooo my headcanon is that F said, under her breath, one of the following: "daddy"; "sir"; or "fuck me" 😂 Also, I'm going to assume that Morian bears some kind of resemblance to M, which is why I want her to have responded that way haha • "Yeah, like that, nice" 👉🖊️ lmaooo • "Sir... Sir Moron, wasn't it?" 😭 He really said 'And I took that personally.' • That Freudian slip on "if we need to fight or go to bed" I'm dying 💀💀💀 • 📌 "You only care for treasure, don't you? Then take what you have and spend it while you can." 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ Obviously not *everything* in the ACU has to be connected, BUT, this allusion to pirates makes me think of one of my all-time favorite August lines, from the Nobility audio @ 3:52: "And what will you do if I refuse your demands, you PIRATE?" 😂🏆🦜☠️ • "Do you remember when you heard- yeah, okay, sorry" love that break in character haha such a considerate DM 🫶 • "Interesting." I love how I can hear the smile in your voice here. In my googling I saw a thing about "Beware the Smiling DM" so I'm 👀 • 📌 "Don't speak to me of oaths, thief" UMM... Speaker who broke an oath X Listener character who steals things?? Is this the spiritual successor to the Mando audio???? 🧐🧐🧐 • 📌 Argent (silver in French) Order, Silver Glade, silver cloak... *Sighs in August cannot be doing this to me rn lmao* Okay but for fucking real, August? For real? Out of curiosity, I googled "silver mandalorian" and the Wookieepedia page for "Beskar", the alloy used in Mandalorian armor, came up... GUESS WHAT COLOR BESKAR IS IN ITS PURE INGOT FORM?? SILVER, MOTHERFUCKER! 😡🥈 STOP THIS MADNESS!! 🛑 I AM TOO PRONE TO HEADCANONS AS IT IS 😩🤡 • 📌 WAIT. HOLD ON. MORIAN... M-ANDAL-ORIAN. MANDALORIAN!! AUGUST YOU SCOUNDREL! I FUCKING JUST PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER ON THAT AAHHHHHHH!! FUCK! 🆘🚀🌟🗡️🙃🚨👏 • 📌 "Seal our bargain with having me break another of my old oaths" yeah like how Mando broke his oath by taking off his helmet that one time 🙄👏 • "I want everything... Satisfaction... Revenge... Power. Can you give me that, thief?" • "I don't think you know if they're celibate or not" yeah okay okay just say the thing just talk about it • "What do you.. say?" • "Eclipse? The sword of legend..." Love that name for a sword 🌑🗡️ • "the reins of a horse" The way I, a horse girl, literally gasped 🐎🤠 • All your swallowing sounds... He's fucking salivating, out of nerves and anticipation, and I'm here for it 👏 • The descriptions of his hands and arms 😮‍💨 • @12:12 I love that you do SFX for him angling his chair or her angling her chair to get into a better position for him to touch her 🪑👌 • "We uh fade.. to.. black?" I laughed at that intonation on "black?" lmaooo 😂 • "You're sure?" We love a good check in 💯 • "Show you? Uh... Like this, I guess? Right here" the way that made my heart race ❤️‍🔥 • "You can see that he's... aroused" 😔🆘 • "Yeah, it's um... it's pretty- pretty thick" the way I went from lying flat to sitting up, repeatedly smacking my mattress beside me, whisperscream laughing 😂 August is the TOAT I swear to God. 🥇 • "the heat and um...the weight of him" 😮‍💨 • "Uh... More immersive? You want it to be more immersive?" and the shaky breathing and unbuckling/unzipping SFX 🙃🥵 • The way you do the moans and breath work of M's reaction to F finally touching his cock 🙃🙃🙃 • The fucking DM narration punctuated by his reactions to her jerking him off!! #TalkThroughIt2024 • "Oh God, yeah. Yeah, you lean over and let your spit drip down onto his hard cock" 🚑🚑🚑 BRUH. • @ 17:35 🔫🔫🔫🔫 • "See the muscles of the back of his hand and his forearms just so tense, so much need pent up in his body" ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️ • I love how I can't tell if his narration is directing her to do something or if it's a follow-up to what's just happened, or if it's both 👏💕 • "Cupping your tits to his lips" 🫠🫠🫠 • "No one's ever touched me like this before" oh my gosh goodness goddamn August • "Work up to it. Okay." I love how I can hear that M is as into this idea as she is 💯💯💯 • This is the first time you've mentioned a speaker's Adam's apple (according to my memory) and I'm here for it 👏👏👏 • "I want you.....he says" 😂 good catch there buddy don't worry I think she didn't hear the pause the way we all did lmao • Your moans and non-word reactions as she's grinding on him 🆘 • "Feels good for you, too, right?" Love that he keeps his partner's pleasure front and center 👑 • "For a virgin he's- he's lasting kind of a long time" 😂 You said more earnest and funny speakers in the new year and you meant it. I'm having a blast 🚀 • "As he relentlessly fucks between your thighs like a fucking animal" help 🙃 • "Arching and grinding yourself on that cock" • M's moans and words during his orgasm 👌👌👌 • "Milk out every drop of that cum" 🥲 • "I guess he was pretty close" 😂⚰️ • "Your ride's here?" The way I knew the ending was going to be abrupt from the tags and I still frowned 😔 • "Text me if you have any questions about the game or anything" yeah! Keep it going! • "Good session... Thanks for playing" followed by a laugh that says 'wtf just happened and when can it happen again?' Lmao Um yeah. I went overboard as always but I couldn't help myself. The story, the story within the story, the everything about the audio lmao? All so so good. ❤️ Okay! Big Comment over! Thank you, August, for this lovely audio, and I truly hope we get a sequel for this one (and that it is switch-y, à la DILF 2) 🙌🙌🙌

izzie

Having immersive music while playing a session is one of my favorite parts of the game. So I was so giddy that you included it in here. The way the setting would shift between the story and two role play was *chef kiss* . Idk how you always manage to perfectly create a movie in my head but you 👏🏾never 👏🏾miss 👏🏾. I really REALLY hope you do make this one a series. To follow the progression of their relationship but also their characters would be so interesting. We'd get two tension for the price of one lol. PS I wonder how many people you're about to convert over to D&D with this audio 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Oooh! That's so cool! If you are comfortable it would be so dope to get an imgur link once they're done!

Ruth Hope 🩷

Omgggg that's fucking hilarious love that for you two 🙌

Ruth Hope 🩷

Yeah we need to hear dice scattering, papers getting shoved onto the floor, tabletop creaking, just all of it 🥨🥨🥨

megs

omg 100%!! they’ll take me FOREVER but i’ll try my best to remember to post them once i’m done 🫡

Ruth Hope 🩷

Oooh that mirror sex analogy yes!! Love the rest of what you said, too 🙌

Ruth Hope 🩷

That Dom DM bit is actually crazy I wanted so so much more and so I'm so glad we got this audio 🙌

Ruth Hope 🩷

*asking for them on Reddit on every single audio is out haha

Ruth Hope 🩷

Group sex with the rest of the campaign when?

Eden

Smut aside I might actually use the whole one on one sesh for my home games as well

Jade

August did you get a new mic?? All orgasms aside, the ASMR of your mic and all the sound effects are *chefs kiss* 🤌💋

Jade

Also, ONLY you would be able to make me c*m from a D&D audio, much less even listen to the whole thing???? Obviously most of the lingo was going in one ear and out the other but I feel like I came out of this with a good understanding what the game is like :) wouldn’t be mad about a part 2!!

c80-kiNz

one a scale of 1-10, this audio is a Nat20 🥵😚

sonicbloom

i need dnd two: electric boogaloo. i need 2 dungeons 2 dragons. i need dnd: the squeakquel.

Devenayagie Moodley

I really hope you do a part two to this audio or make it a series I think it was so good😊💓 I think it's so weird for me to say considering the nature of your videos but I find your voice so comforting and relaxing. Thank you for all your efforts and your passion 💓

Thelnie

I don't even play BG3 and I think I know so much about him from other people. Unfortunately, his voice isn't for me. I want to like him so I can jump on the Astarion train so much haha.

Undercover

I think id be bffs with astarion lol. I just love the fact that august like… knows astarion exists lol

Goose

I am so glad that I’m not the only one who can’t be normal about this— I’m so close to making a character sheet for the rogue, I’ve already made a backstory for my version of her I swear to fucking God—

Goose

I cannot wait to see these dice!!

megs

omg i’ve GOTTA know your vision for this rogue, i’m too invested - i see her 100% switching from thief to arcane trickster somewhere down the line (definitely not just so she can spend a little extra time with her DM learning how her spells work as a new player…)

Crowkeeper

This was so creative and exceptionally immersive. I loved the storytelling and the acting. It sounded really natural and realistic. It was amazing how the DM character was so confident and comfortable at the beginning, clearly doing what he is experienced in, but as the rogue player started to "play dirty", taking the DM aback, he started to gulp audibly and breathe more rapidly, getting nervous and excited all at the same time. And then, when they got interrupted, he didn't really know what to do or say. It felt so real and so good. The awkwardness was so sexy. I know you said that you don't like to see the "please part 2" comments, but I hope this audio is an exception. PART 2 (and 3,4....) PLEASE!

Chanel

i haven't gotten to the spicy part yet, but i could actually listen to you do an audiobook 🥹

Brenna

this is a great audio esp after beating bg3 & having astarion as my rogueee 🥰 Ty August and pls let us know if you’ve played bg3!!

toad

what a gift this audio is, coinciding with my current bd3 obsession THANK YOU AUGUST!! (also i think having this become a series is such a great idea please do moorreee)

Ruth Hope 🩷

Just a quick etymology fact, regarding the name of the sword you mention 🌑🗡️🌑🗡️ eclipse (n.) c. 1300, from Old French eclipse "eclipse, darkness" (12c.), from Latin eclipsis, from Greek ekleipsis "an eclipse; an abandonment," literally "a failing, forsaking" ... reminds me of the way that Morian abandoned the Argent Order and forsook his oath... Anyways goodnight everyone! 🩶

Zzzphoria

Yooooo them dice roll sounds were on point! SFX here was rollin’✨ I’m so so glad this one won the polls!

DivineFeminine

I really don’t know much about D&D but the atmosphere in this audio is ✨impeccable✨. The music and storytelling make it SO easy to immerse yourself in the audio. The undulation of tones when he shifts from narrator to conversation. You can also hear how preternaturally at ease you sound being in your element. Also, thank for including a glossary 💀 For those that know D&D, how do you determine what happens after you roll the dice? Is it the DM that decides, is it following a story or the player that rolled decides? Maybe all of the above? 🤔 It’s mostly improv, right?

sarah 💫

DnD 2: Down N Dirty 🎲

sarah 💫

Yessss Fran great minds!!! 🧠✨

Koko

MORE 📣 IMMERSIVE 📣

nina

as someone who plays rogue or rogue-esque characters in ANY tabletop game i try this is everything wow. the production is beautiful!! what a great start for this year’s exclusive audios :’))

Altair1272

I just played DnD with my friends xDDD this is such a amazing coincidence.

Jada M

this was…really good 😳 i loved the addition of music during the roleplay!! I know some DMs play music during their sessions so i was trying to figure out for me if that was diegetic or purely for atmosphere?? Great editing choice either way plus im super into just this campaign youve made up for this?? Since this may be a series id be actually interested in following the progression of the pc through this campaign since the writing of it is already engaging. Also narration is super on point. Your ability to act has always been great but this made me think you’d be good at audiobooks too but thats tangential really lol loved this cant wait for more, great work as always!!

sarah 💫

The way August could read the instructions for assembling a toilet and I’d be fucking hooked 🚽 📖😍

Queenie

This speaks to my nerdy heart, I loved this

chantaldesiree

I also would love this to be a series, it was so amazing!

chantaldesiree

A group full of different temperament Augusts in both of my ears at the same time? I would die.

hc

As someone who knows literally nothing about DnD, this was excellent. The abrupt ending and tease of more to come is so fun! I was initially worried I wouldn’t understand what was going on but the narration (and the glossary lol) was very helpful in getting me deep into the story without extra googling. I feel like the pacing on this one was really good — just enough backstory to feed into the desperation and neediness of the “more immersive 🥵” part of their session. Fantastic job as always August!!! Your audios just keep getting better and better 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Hannah_Joy

*starts scouring her local community Facebook group for a DnD meetup to chill with* perfect as always August ❤️

Melissa

Okay I was worried about this one and was like NOOOOOOO😫😤 when it was chosen this month but WELL DONE! 👍🏾 amazing honestly now I’m upset bc I want a part two :( when I voted for another NSFW audio which will now have to wait .

Sarah Edie

Cannotttttt wait for more of this 👀

daahling

I think we definitely need a part 2. We (meaning me) want to know what else is happening with these two. Maybe not a DND theme though 😅, but some type of role playing still. 🤷🏻‍♀️

louser

always wondered how dnd worked tbh thank you for making it so ✨immersive✨ i definitely need a part two now! also, ive BEEN saying nerdy boys >

Naomi Corporan

Another 10/10 Sarah reaction/review/recap 💗

Naomi Corporan

I love the idea of him working in an actual lab with a lab coat and all

whatisgoingon

OMG yeeees! Even Izzy's jaw was dropping 😂 He knew it was too good so he had to go with humor and the performance check. And 3 levels of exhaustion?! What were they doing before this?! 😂 Love that clip!

whatisgoingon

Lol glad I'm not the only one who referenced him! All I can say is Dom DM😂

g q

Yeah that clip made me realize things about myself 😅

SJ

August, you absolute sick genius you. Every single detail was flawlessly executed (as per usual) and damn this was well worth the wait! What talent and skilllllll

sarah 💫

Omg thank you Naomi 😭🥺❤️ you can always count on me to blab 🫡 🗣️

Lambda Sitta

Ella! It's been forever! How are you doing, hun?

kb

very very immersive indeed..🎤🎤 also i’m very particular w erotic narration audios but i would definitely like to see august do more personally ……. just like personally

kaye

okay ive never played dnd before but this has got to be one of my new favorites ohhmylordylord. the descriptions of everything happening in the narration down to the whole immersiveness is so well done and i already feel like ill have to replay this for another 10 times 😭 honestly i think ill have to take notes from this entire narrating cause it's just so spot on with the whole atmosphere and scenes going on, and overall yeah im. im normal about this one your audios always keep getting better i have no idea how you do it,,, thank you thank you for the fantasy food i am eating this UP 🙏

amy

i wasn’t able to listen to this at all bc i haven’t been in a situation where i could and so i just went to my car to listen and o. m. g. this hits hard. my hands and stomach WENT NUMB n i forgot how to breath. like the transition from being absolutely normal to HEAVY DIRTY TENSION. wow. give us pt 2. as soon as possible pls :)

Wild-Rose

The way I screeched and almost threw my phone when I saw the title!! Nerdy, nervous-but-desperate MSub characters who might be a tad inexperienced but make up for it with neediness and an active imagination (probably from all the RPGs and fantasy books) tick alllll the boxes. 💕 Definitely hope we get a Part 2!!

Katana

heavy breathing's deeefinitely in 😮‍💨 had to take a moment to calm myself down a little

ara♡ ⋆。˚

gnawing on the iron bars of my inclosure for a part two 🧍🏽‍♀️

Beth

"I want you...ₕₑ ₛₐᵧₛ"

sarah 💫

If only…there was some way……to combine nerdy and filthy fuckfest……😔🤔😳🫣😏

kat

I’ve never played D&D but the tension in this is SO HOT and SO WELL DONE. And the voice you did for the role play in the beginning made me blush. PART TWO PRETTY PLEASE 🫶🏻

Felixxxxxx

GNAWING ON THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE

Elle

got my blushing and kicking my feet with all the stuttering UGH

Ella

Oh my god somebody knows me! 😭 We’re literally besties. I’ve just been lurking, watching from the shadows, silently judging everyone. Totally stanning you for standing with Palestine. This is truly a “make love not war” zone.

Ella

Yeah Sarah, if only…

Ash Bishop

God, the description of the scene as the listener’s character makes their move was sublime. I love D&D (tabletop, video games) so I would happily listen to part two! (And part three, four, five…)

amira malak

“yeah whatever fantasy panties” LMAO august ily

Effie

We definitely need a part two, at least. This was so good. So so GOOOOOOD. Edit: Just finished it again and I need to point out that he DID say "See you next week." So, I'm just saying, that kinda means we get to see him again. Yes? Yes.

Liz McCombs

A lovely reminder that penetration is not required for a good time. Well done! Especially on the sound effects, which were stellar! …was that a good enough reason to use the word penetration? 😬😂

sarah 💫

I’m back to ask how the hell did you manage to make a picture of some dice look HOT?? 😵‍💫🎲🥴

Lambda Sitta

Hello bestie, thank you for the support. There is no peace without justice for all. Of course I remember you! Ella, we go way back, I always like your comments and seeing your input!!!

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmaooo 😂 Makes me think of that one scene from American Beauty, but instead of rose petals it's just D&D dice 🎲🎲🎲

Erini

Pleaseeee give us a part 2! 🙏🏽 His story telling is S-Tier istg… EVERY audio is so immersive.

e

i swear, only YOU can make a dnd audio hot. didn’t think this was gonna be my style i was proven *very* wrong. 🫢

Yasmin

Not even at the spice yet and I have no idea what this game is but your voice is just lovely

Winry

PART 2 PLEASE 😮‍💨❤️

Winry

Yes. Very much agreed! I love how August is able to seamlessly combine sexual content with natural slice of life stuff. It doesn’t need to be just [normal conversation] [sudden 10 minute penetration sex scene] [normal conversation like nothing happened]; life and romance have so much more nuance and he portrays it beautifully.

axel

Love dnd, love august honestly it was like a late Christmas present for me 🤭

LHS

I just listened to the Valentine’s Day one right before this one… and I’m SO confused right now. But I’m here for it.

May B

I’m just wow… so hawt <3 thnx babes

Gremlin Mona

OMG I LOVE THIS!! As a bit of a long term dnd and general roleplay nerd I’m LOVING these roleplay audios you’ve been giving us! The fantasy ones have always been wonderful, but there’s something about everyday people doing roleplay like this, trying to stay in character and just slowly lose themselves. This is very new, very experimental and I absolutely loved it. It’s a scenario I very easily can imagine and familiarize myself with, the buildup was rlly nice and even if there was less of certain things, something about that just left such and open space for so much potential. Like, am I texting back? How soon? Is there gonna be another time the next week’s session? So many possibilities are playing out in my head with this! I also acknowledge what a clever way that is to get some talking into the action, by having to narrate what’s going on. I’m well fed, yet again ❤️

Cret

Big DnD player here and that was just spectacular! I honestly could’ve just listened to you narrate the session going on. Not that I didn’t mind the spice later lol. Honestly my favorite audio you’ve done so far! Cannot wait for part 2!

lisa

this was so yummy… i wasn’t sure how you were going to make d&d sexy but… wow. the narration thru it… i’m weak in the knees

geekinthepink

There are so many small moments that are giggle worthy but the laugh after "thanks for... playing" is just *chef's kiss*. Fucked out DM is so unexpectedly hot. PART TWO WHEN?!?!

mxjxllyfish

so I’m V late but these tags. Y’all. 🙂 I’m gonna go! 🤗 categorically insane! 😀 [Slippery slope] ⁉️ [BEGGING]⁉️‼️⁉️ you’re trying to kill me, I get it now. There is a bounty on my life and you’re trying to kill me🧍🏾‍♀️ “they’re not all gonna be winners.” fair! But this is a blue ribbon, Olympic gold medal, praised for the rest of history WINNER winner deserving of the whole chicken dinner🏅🎆🏆

Maeve

The whole in character and out of character thing was super hot and the stuttering had me feverish. August really is delivering a whole ass heatwave this winter. ☀️🥵

kornonthycob

i was so embarrassed to listen to this bc there’s a guy in my dnd group who is so hot and i cant stop thinking about this scenario now but also this is so so so hot jesus christ 😮‍💨👍🏽

kornonthycob

oh god nerdy virgin audios… i need more of them august 😤

Space Bun

The way i NEED. NEEEEED part 2. This is a fantasy I've had for sure. Holy shit. Absolutely amazing

Anonymous

AugustInTheWinter 🤝 making nerds hot

Lambda Sitta

This is such an interesting comment. I think I might be reading it wrong though haha. Is the implication that nerds aren't generally attractive?

Anonymous

I just spent 26 minutes of my life, AGAIN, listening to a fantasy roleplay I would never have cared about. Your passion, creativity, and talent are awesome. Yes, I want to hear more.

Samaru

That little laugh at the end always gets me 🫠💕

Lyd

This is adorable and hot all at the same time

Mo

haven't listened yet i'm about to pull out my dice try and roleplay this to a T we'll see how this goes

ari

need d&d and nerdy oral toy to perform the rhett and link geek vs nerd rap battle

Lambda Sitta

RHETT AND LINKKKKKKKK I've been watching their stuff since 2013 Are you going to any of the live shows? They're not doing any in Canada, unfortunately, or I would have considered going

ari

i haven’t heard about the live shows! i might have to look into that - i have a friend who’s a superfan, maybe i could get us tickets as a present

peach

i’m ngl, i’ve had dnd explained to me, like, 4 times, and i cannot wrap my head around it for some reason. EVEN when the desc u provided is extremely detailed (thank you). it’s okay though because i’ve never been so blissfully clueless in my life since nerds being so passionate is so sexy. i’m not even crazy over the whole msub thing, but he’s sooo… nerdy and awkward and cute and loser-ish i’m kicking my feet and curling my hair

Dee

I’ve been getting into D&D in the past year and holy shit this scratched a very strong itch 👁️👁️

yanna

Just gonna sit here and mope until everyone finally votes on a part 2 🥹

azaleaonyx

I just became a patron so I’m listening to all the exclusive audios I’ve never heard before and I was putting this one off because I didn’t think I was gonna be that into it but WOW was I wrong!! This was so cute!! I got so into listening to the narrative I almost forgot about the spice lol, the creativity is incredible!! “I guess he was pretty close” always love the humor you add to these 😂 It’s definitely not gonna make a difference but I just changed my vote for the exclusive audio for March because now I’m dying for a part 2 to this!! I think the abrupt ending was a really good choice, it’ll add to the tension in part 2 🤌🤌 I’ll be hoping and praying that it wins a poll eventually 🙌

Gabby

Idk anything about DnD so I had zero thoughts in my brain at the beginning. Legit just listening to a story. But the ending… I’m needier than he was. Pleaseeeee can we have some more?

Miko

LOVEEEE THIS CONCEPT SO MUCH. I love when August plays higher concept characters so a DND setting is perfect, best of both worlds♥️

lana🍒

oh my gosh, as a forever DM thank you for this haha! it’s rare that i get to “play” DnD since I’m usually the one that preps for it— this was so cool and sexy!

Paige ✨

Notes: “Please, please….” “I want you… he says.” “He fucking whines” - yeah he does 🤤 “Feels good for you too, right?” *Stuttering. Whining. Begging. Desperation* For a VIRGIN?!? “You’re closer than you’d like to admit” 😳😅 “Milk out every drop” AUGUST you are going to KILL US (totally okay with it too btw) PART 2 PART 2 PART 2

Gremlin Mona

Revisiting this audio again after the news of a part 2.. the fact that I have a dnd session tomorrow as well and the DM is a lil bit of a cutie 🫣🫠

yanna

MOPING SESH OVER, LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

chloe

when pt2 comes out i’m gonna have an aneurysm

phonons

If it wasn't for all the reading about D&D inspired by this audio I wouldn't have been able to solve the Strands today 🤭

twillow43

I adore this nested story structure and am now crazy excited for Monday! :3

Danielle

“yeah whatever. your fantasy underwear” bwahahahaha

K_plays_bass

People in the middle of the venn diagram of August and strands 🤌

alisha 🌱

it's currently 1am but i'm revisiting this one again to prepare for tomorrow's new audio~ 🤭💖

Kizø._.Beanz

The way he has to fix his slipups

Ady

😮 this was crazy good wow. It's amazing you got to bring something you actually do here on this platform, and in a way that made it easy for us to get into. Production is on-another-level immersive!!

mango.

never played dnd, always had a slight interest, and always had a thing for nerds. this is perfect 😋

Space Lillies

Still obsessed with your story telling audios.

erin 🤸‍♂️

[bangs fists] we need more thigh fucking it is so underrated!

Lady SJ

This was amazing! I have yet to play DND and have always been interested! You didn't make it boring at all! I'll just keep in mind to not seduce the DM 😂

Arya Kaiba

The in-character portions of this in particular really demonstrate how good August would be at narrating or voice acting in other media. I could picture the DnD scenes in my head like they were from a movie or tv show outside of the spice just from his voice alone, which is not something I'm naturally inclined to and really speaks to the talent. Incredible stuff!

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

Just started this audio, I’ve NEVER played D&D, but started playing Baldur’s Gate 3 recently and I’m loving it! So now I went “I’ll roll an investigation check” and when speaker said “roll an investigation check, please” I squealed 😂 you’re an awesome DM! God, the narration during the handjob is pure art. PURE FREAKING ART! You’re INSANE! “I want you….. he says” that was just incredible Thigh-fucking is sooooo underrated. Please make more if you wish we won’t complain 😭😭🔥

kathy

“fantasy underwear” 😭

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Revisiting this audio today because I really wanted to be transported to another world, then eventually turn to mush. This one is so so so fun, it’s a delight getting to see you show off DM skills alongside the other skills we typically get to see. I’ve obviously listened to this before, but listening now, it also makes me appreciate one reason why the DTs feel so unique/special?? DT #20 especially, but many of the DTs feel like you’re DMing a sexual adventure. So expansive, so many options for outcomes, lots of room for Listener responses, very playful, etc etc. Too fun!!! Anyway, this audio, holy moley. Again, such impressive slipping in and out of character without losing any authenticity. The music stopping once things got Serious really made all the SFX of them moving around stand out, and I felt more viscerally how intense this would be for the Speaker. This is also perhaps the funniest piece of corruption media I’ve experienced (“fade to….black…?????”). It was very very hot listening to a DM specifically lose the plot, but also retain the playfulness at the foundation of everything they’re doing. Errata: – The music reminds me of the Gwent music from Witcher 3 lol. – Right out the gate of 2024, checking off “talking while being used”. Hell yeah! – The moaningggggggggg, the breathy “oh fuck”? GIMME GIMME GIMME 🤸🏿‍♀️💥🤸🏿‍♀️💥🤸🏿‍♀️💥🤸🏿‍♀️💥🤸🏿‍♀️💥🤸🏿‍♀️💥🤸🏿‍♀️ This one rocks, yet another banger. I would also put DnD/nerdy audios under the umbrella of Self-Indulgence™️ and urge you to indulge. Off to relisten to the Part 2 of this guy. Thanks, August! 🧙‍♂️

Loretti

Holy shit this was amazing. I think it might be my favorite of all your works - aside from the fact that I love DnD, hearing someone who's nervous/shy-ish/kind of awkward narrate a scene like that... The little breaths and stumbling over words, speaking really softly? Wow. On a non-sexy note, I wish I had a DM like you 😭 the narration was great, exactly the style and vibe I like for DnD. Great work 💖

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

God, you’re so good at playing the desperate pent-up speaker 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 I always find myself back here.

Pie 🥧

HAHA. I LOLed at the fantasy underwear. 😭

Lady J

Actually paused at 09:01, I feel the excited BLISS equivalent to Sheldons, when he and Wolowitz did their first time ever Dungeon Master SWITCH. 😂 😂 😂 I expect nothing but I appreciate everything. The theory of “14 attractions” is being wildly explored and stimulated, simply by your voice?! this is admirable. Baii, grand bisous. /J

Mantis

Sweet Jesus Christ Mary and Joseph I need a fucking moment after this one ⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄

kio 🍸

LMFAO "if we need to fight or go to bed" got me cacklingkdkfkskd

kio 🍸

the change in your voice every time you switch characters (in character and out of character) is just so addicting ugh

kio 🍸

the way he Gulped when listener said they wanted it to be more immersive???? 🧎‍♀️

kio 🍸

bro idk anything abt dnd but i just learned a Lot rn 🧍‍♀️

kio 🍸

the abrupt ending was such a cherry on top PSLFJWKDEF idk how it makes it so much better but ughgjfjgjrg

Ida

This is my favourite so far. I love the slow burn and the shyness. I'd love a sequel (or 5)

lubear

hmmmm, might have been convinced to get over the anxiety and start playing dnd :p

truffle

dog this is THE ONE. an indulgent treat for everyone who's ever had a crush on their dm. the tension created here had me hand to god, honestly shivering. complete success, amazing work.

B

You might not see this but pleaseeee August please make a part 2 for this idek what that would entail but I need it desperately

B

I can’t explain why but this is my favorite audio oh my god I’m dying rn

shygurl

i think there’s a part 2 actually

B

Wait no way!! Gonna go look for it now I’m excited

B

Just found it tysm idk how I missed it🫶🩷

shygurl

np!! have fun listening :))

charlie

i absolutely love this one from beginning to end. even with no context i can't help but get caught up in a session and that made the steamy parts more real, i was immediately immersed 😭😭 i love it!! i also love the ending, something about the slightly breathless tone and rushing is so hot??? idk idk, i just live here

YourAuralFixation

I still haven't been able to get this (and the part 2) audio out of my head. I would love a DM as descriptive, creative, and... RP-heavy as the speaker. I got drawn into both the campaign story and the audio and jfc I would give my best kidney for a part 3.

BizzyGoodGirl

The most relatable part of this audio is the fact that the party called Sir Morian, "Sir Moron" ... It's nice to know that butchering/mocking the NPCs names is a universal move in all DnD groups. From one player, to a DM. Sorry we're the worst. 🤦‍♀️🤣

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

Oooooh! I played D&D for years in my late teens/early 20's! Made it to a twelth level Cleric (chaotic neutral!) before a bastard dark elf, chaotic evil, got his wolfhound to pin me down, while he killed me! DM was my boyfriend and we nearly broke up because he didn't stop it! Haha! Not sure I ever got over it irl, to be honest! I loved that Cleric! Okay, I'm going in...!

IthacaOwl

I’m so glad my wish to not “fade to black there” finally came true!🤣 Narrating over a sex scene without actually doing it (or only partially doing it) is even hotter than the more realistic sex scenes! It’s sort of meta as I come to think of it… That’s what we actually do when we use our imaginations to immerse ourselves in the scenarios of your audios, and in this one, there are two layers of immersion, and the traversing/switching between the layers is so interesting and spicy!

Rachel

the speaker character in this audio is better at narrating smut when improvising during a handjob than 99% of romance writers. take notes, booktok

Spooky Mrs. Governor 🎃

You know what, August, you SHOULD sing “The Tale of the Warrior Bride” 👀👀👀👀👀👀

B N

This audio is so well done start to finish. I honestly feel spoiled rotten that this is an exclusive. The DnD and fantasy m4f/m4a audios on Reddit are such slim pickins and I was starving for an audio like this, so thank you for the delicious meal 🍽️ I feel it restoring my HP every time I listen to it.

Sara

5:23-5:35 took me ouuuuut! The switch between the 2 voices was supaaaa! 😂💪🏼💯

Page Chase

Anyone here after playing Date Everything! and getting the love ending with Chance? The dice used in the thumbnail even looks like Chance's d20.

b

this is one of my favs, I love the kinda lilty pacing with the woven narration and nonstandard format. the dynamic is so good! ik you tagged M as Dark/Troubled, and I see it, he’s not quite as bright&jovial as other august-universe M chars, but fwiw my impression of him is just a really COOL, leveled, talented dude (and a wonderful DM haha).

b

so many neat little immersive details, the bed (?) creaking so much around the 21-22min mark really made me envision like, just being in a cozy & casual den/basement at a friend’s house. AAHHH so good

Shawnee

The way I’m cackling OUT LOUD on ‘yeah yeah whatever your fantasy underwear’ lolololol

the meta-morphosis

Just started to listen to the sequel to this and I was like "I don't think I ever actually listened to part 1?" Turns out I had not. Holy shit I loved this so much? There's so much great stuff here. The building sexual tension and the DM's dawning realization of what's happening and his increasingly less convincing tries to fade to black. The trying to keep the rp going until the lines kind of disappear at the end and it's not rp anymore. The ok, bye!✌️ ending. And a little corruption? Yes please 🙏 Also, this man really does have the jokes. They make me laugh actual real laughs 😂 I can't wait to hear what happens in part 2 lmao 🤸‍♀️

Shiv

Is it normal a dnd campaign has erotic sense? (i know this question is so silly asdfghkjahdsu) Never played dnd but u made me very interested in this! Hope I will play with a DM as good as you!

Shiv

btw I’m sooooo into the nerdy August 🫠🫠🫠

AllonsyHydra

In my experience no, but also it depends on the players, DM, and if it makes sense for the characters. I personally have never done an in game romance but that’s probably because my boyfriend and I are both DMs. We wanna play characters together and have a romance but that doesn’t necessarily mean it will also be erotic

macy

The tone shift when he says, “you want it to be more immersive,” gives me butterflies. Oh and petition for you to run a dnd campaign, genuinely interested in the story you were telling!

G-Virus 🧟‍♀️🖤

Using the excuse of needing to prepare to hear multiple different August voices in rapid succession to visit him 😍! I want to nibble on him like a turkey leg at a ren faire, he’s too endearing omfg. As Rasha is my witness, I will see you again, DM Speaker 🗣️‼️

macy

I just noticed the music in the background is the same used in Critical Role’s current campaign! 🤌✨

Trillian

"Sir Moron" Hahaha This is as hilarious as the Christmas movie corruption audio. I love the abrupt end to this, too. She's not going to miss her ride. Hahhahaa

Kayla Foley

Me before listening: I like D&D but will I really enjoy this one?? 7 min in PLEASE there’s only so turned on I can be!!! I am a MORTAL sir, please. 🥵🫠 You can’t be amazing at DMing AND being a DM there have to be limits!! But I guess with you the limit does not exist 😝

Beelzebabe

I know it's two years old, but I am THOROUGHLY interested in part 2. And 3. LOVE D&D. My hubby is a GM and I'm in his campaign, so I'm naturally inclined towards that storytelling element present in some eroticism ;)

Mabel

Oh, don't. I was so in love with my first dungeon master 🥹

Mabel

Part 2 you have to do Burning Wheel. I can only imagine the glossary you're gonna need for that. Also, you might roll to fuck and lose your dick.

bubbl3gum🫧

Can I tell you something? I’ve never met a soul who was into D&D. I had no idea it involved roleplaying. Like…is this Ren-faire adjacent?? I don’t own a cloak and I can’t eat a giant turkey leg on account of the vegetarianism. Also, I get stage fright playing charades, so the thought of roleplaying in a group brings me to new heights of anxiety. Basically, I think I’m about as far from this world as a person could be. That said, after listening to this, I’m turned on and ready to roll the dice. Hand it over. I’m still making my way through all your work and sometimes I avoid an audio (like this one) for a while because I assume it is not for me, will be outside my comfort zone, or belongs to some world I am an outsider to. But time and again, I am very happily proven wrong. I think that’s partly because you never make these worlds feel exclusive. And partly because you’re such a talented storyteller and actor and you hook and immerse me so thoroughly that I forget I know nothing about D&D, forget I supposedly don’t want to know anything about D&D, and forget I had confidently lumped it in with a completely different genre. Also, genuinely, the background and glossary you provided in the description were really thoughtful and gave me just enough footing to walk into unfamiliar territory. You’re such a mensch, August! 🫶