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Voting is now open for Academy of Erotic Audio Arts and Science members (aka the Moans) for the 1st Annual Moany Awards!

I thought I'd call these the August Awards, originally, but that really sounds like I'm giving myself awards, and this is self-indulgent enough already, so I thought the Moany Awards was more fitting.

Here's a Google Form to vote in several categories, and nominate up to 5 audios for the Best Overall Audio category, which we'll then vote on. Given the number of audios to choose from, I thought it was more fair for people to know what the top 5 are so they can pick from those.  

I was also gonna do Patreon polls, but this way they're all in one place and the winner will be a surprise like a real awards show!  

Voting for this closes in about two weeks, when we'll vote on the Overall Best Audio!

Categories:

  • Best Rough Audio
  • Best Soft Audio
  • Best Switch & Sub Audio
  • Best Genre Audio
  • Best Classic Audio
  • Best Overall Audio

Comments

GeauxGabby

In your audios you’ve frequently quoted Walt Whitman (I’m weird and notice things like that.) Whitman also wrote “I celebrate myself and sing of myself.” It’s not “self-indulgent” to both acknowledge and have others acknowledge your work.

Katana

i'm not exaggerating when i say this will be the hardest choice i'll ever have to make

Ruth Hope 🩷

Okay. Moanys? That's just... that's so good. Ten applauses 👏 And an extra eleventh applause for the "Academy of Erotic Audio Arts and Science members" because that's just 💯🙌💕✨

amy

i didn’t realize how many audios you have done 😭 but TEASING UR SHY COWORKER HAS MY BIGGEST VOTE

fran

this is like asking me to pick my favorite child 😔😔

Ruth Hope 🩷

@August when does this initial poll close? I'm like already having a hard time deciding and need a deadline lmao

H

The playing off track has to be the vocal fry mocking clip

Becca

Ya know I really don’t need this high stress situation in my life but I shall persevere and perform my civic duty 🫡

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

ok yeah when someone asks what tier I’m subscribed to I’m no longer saying “‘moans” I’m saying “oh me? I’m part of the Academy of Erotic Audio Arts and Science members 🥰🤓💅🏼”

fran

im glad you understand ky, fr like u gotta have a dud for me to pick a favorite but they’re all bangers !!!

riri

Asking girls to choose 😔 (I'm jokinggg... Or maybe I'm not)

Destiny D

What is the deadline for this? Because now I definitely have to go back and listen to some again...(all of them). Haha

Naomi Corporan

This was agonizing I can't wait for the results ❤️

nina

i LOVE this idea sm it reminds me of ye olde tumblr awards from like 2013 lmfao

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

this is random but old timey gun to my head, i could not tell you the real title of the cowboy audio. i have never not called him yeehawgust 🤠

Ruth Hope 🩷

😂 "Fucking Your Rival Outlaw On A Train Or Something", "The One With The Actually Good Cowboy Accent", "When He Keeps That Thang On Him", and "Yeehawgust", of course (even my autocorrect remembers it ❤️🤠)

Naomi Corporan

Idk if we are allowed to talk about who we voted for or if this is a jury duty kinda situation but......... I kinda want enemy prince to win classic just to give it its flowers but I know stop calling me daddy is gunna sweep it For rough (and all the categories actually) I almost feel like it's too early for "getting to know ur next door neighbor better " to be here like it just made the cut I mean it is a WORTHY contender tho For switch I'm hoping for dilf but also how can you not vote for nerdy oral toy Best genre = demon. No further questions Soft I feel like pregnant stranger could take it. I love spank therapy tho Best Overall...??.... to just pick 5 was so stressful 😫 May the best moan win 🏆

Ruth Hope 🩷

WE BELIEVE IN DEMON SUPREMACY THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT 😈😈😈 Literally feels like when you have a friend group who loves movies and it's awards season. "May the best moan win 🏆" that is fucking hilarious and beautiful 👏💯

Naomi Corporan

BIG Award Season vibes now im imagining all of us on a red carpet and seated at a venue and presenting

Conni

oh my gosh this is so hard (that’s what she said)

Ru

Voted, feel really guilty, bon appetit 😭

fran

MEEE like yes i submitted it but at what cost ☹️

💐🌼🌻🌸🌹

This is so fun! Thanks for coming up with this 🥳 its going to be hard to choose!

Ana

SO HARD TO VOTE FOR theyre all so good 😭😭😭😭😭 if shy coworker or valentine present doesnt win as best overall then i quit

Cake

I’m really curious if anonymous voting will affect the results. Are the newer audios going to inevitably win because everyone is in the throes of the moment? Or does the anonymity create a safe voting buffer to be more honest? Are we placing bets? I’ll open up an illegal gambling ring right now.

Lizzy 💃🏻

feeling pretty good about my choices tbh...can't wait for the awards..i better figure out what i'm wearing for the red carpet 😁

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

Ky??? ALREADY? I’m litrally stuck on the first question. I feel like I’m watching all my friends turn in their finished tests as I sit nibbling on the end of my pencil 🫤😮‍💨

🥞cottonheadedninnysheshe🍝

Enemy Prince would win my overall if he were eligible. I’d read a book about him, and watch the movie based on the book, and the musical based on the movie based on the book based on the audio. I should call him …

Sheena

Best genre was the only category that was easy for me. That demon owns my soul.

rae

Very excited for this 🤭 I actually don’t know which would win!! I can’t wait hehehehe

amira malak

august wrapped was not on my 2024 bingo lmaoo

Erini

Wow that was super fun to fill out! 🤣 Can’t wait to see which ones win.

☃️phonons🎅🏽

I appreciate you didn't make this a Patreon poll. Excited to see the results! Not sure what this post will be like, but I keep picturing a faceless man getting up on the stage at the Dolby Theatre delivering a speech a la Charles Melton at the Gotham Awards My #1 Nerdy Oral Toy better win something 🤞🏽🕯️

Grace

You already know I’m gonna do my homework for this (probably instead of my actual homework lmao) I’m both excited and terrified 🤣🤣

dee

nothing but respect for MY awards season

Blossom

I can’t believe barbie was snubbed in all these categories 😐😐

Samaru

I was looking for the Snowed In audio 🫣 Definitely would have been one of my top 5!

C

This is so excitinggg! I feel like a little kid waiting to be given candy for these results omg My top 3 BY HEART AND SOUL are: -ex fwb leaves you a voicemail (bc HIS JEALOUSY and NEEDY-NESS? 😦🫢) - spank therapy (bc the build up? The SOUNDS???? 😮‍💨🤌🏼) - boyfriend’s best friend as a vday gift (bc the CONDESCENDING ass tone? AaAaaaaaAAAAH crying on the floor rn)

lisa

the classic category was such a hard pick omgggg

kat

i am a proud voter 🗳️

kenna

I need Academy of Erotic Audio Arts and Science merch 😭❤️

kuma

This was SOOOO HARD to choose... but I did anyway🥲

Gabbagool

I think my top three say a lot about me: Valentine’s Day, Sinful Suitor, and Hooking Up with your neighbor/Dilf next door

Stella

This audio continues to live rent free in my head. Especially when I hear a specific song lol

Little_Lapine

After extensive research at AEAAS, I think I feel fairly confident in my vote. P.S....Academy of Erotic Audio Arts and Science goes hard though. We should get lab coats.

guilty_ofloey

it's so hard to vote man... 😭😭 can i vote multiple times? i feel bad if i leave some out 💔

guilty_ofloey

ok but... can we also have a moment for the unsung heroes of our generation aka the Dirty Talk Audios?

izzie

I might have missed it, but I couldn't see the Snowed in w/ Your Roommate audio listed anywhere on the form and that's one of my favorites by you (considering it might be the closes will ever get a "BF experience".) It would have gotten a vote from me in every category it appeared in.

bianca

"Academy of Erotic Audio Arts and Science members" that is amazing LMAO I definitely have to do my part as a member of the Academy and revisit a bunch of these because I'm having a hard time choosing between everything (because you just never miss, August!) + the Dirty Talk audios should get an honorary award of some sort, those are too good to not get mentioned 😶‍🌫️

Ruth Hope 🩷

The Dirty Talks!! Yes! I want August to do his thing as he sees fit, but the Dirty Talk Audios are a good 50% of my regular August Audios rotation 👌👏🙌🤌

Ruth Hope 🩷

📜 Some suggestions for the Latin motto of the Academy of Erotic Audio Arts and Science: • Gemitus Est Ars et Scientia - Moaning Is an Art and a Science • Eius Gemitus Nostra Arte - His Moaning Is Our Art • Gemimus Quia Gemit - We Moan Because He Moans • Gementes Simul - We Moan Together • Libidinosa Communitatis pro Libris - Horny Book Club (literally translates as "a lustful community for books" lmao) 📜 Some more August-centric mottos: • Nostri Ventus Nix Nubes - Our Favorite Snow Cloud • Eius Cachinnant Est Criminalis - His Giggle Is Criminal • Mirari Nos Vult - He Likes to Surprise Us • Omnia Potest Facere - He Can Do It All • Interdum Aspera, Interdum Mollis, Semper Bona - Sometimes Rough, Sometimes Soft, Always Good (Disclaimer: All of these are definitely somewhat inaccurate because I was relying on Google Translate but yeah!)

Ruth Hope 🩷

Omg I just watched Charles's speech he's so cute and overwhelmed 🥺💕 "This is heavy, this is awesome" 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmaooo even though it was anonymous I felt like all the M's were looking over my shoulder. It was a struggle 🙃

Ruth Hope 🩷

He'd definitely do a 2013 Jennifer Lawrence and fall while going up the stairs to the stage 🫤

Stella

I Can See You by Taylor Swift lol. It's very Coworkers/Secret Romance coded

guilty_ofloey

i cant with the latin mottos 😭😭 my favorite is "he can do it all" it sounds very professional 😎

Ugnė

i am LOSING it hahahah you're a genius, Ruth Hope. i took latin for 2 years and this just evoked my interest

Ugnė

we moan because he moans and his giggle is criminal i just busted a lung

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmao thank you, Ugnė! Can you tell if they're at all accurate? Not sure how long ago those two years were 😂

Ugnė

hahah i can't say i'm an expert but they do look accurate!

Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶

This was difficult. I’m sure any winner will be announced and I’ll just be like, “Yeah, that sounds right.” I’m so curious if the voting is spread pretty widely or if there are clear favorites.

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

I’m literally a scientist (I’m a moans patron for augustinthewinter) 👩🏻‍🔬 and love studying my lab reports (listening to audio erotica and ranting about it with horny book club)!!! 🥼🧬🔬

mags

Despite how difficult it was to choose, I did my civic duty🤠👍

Angela

wish there was an honorable mentions category so i can vote for all my favs that didnt make "best of" in the other categories 😭

Destiny D

I just have a question and maybe August has said it already but I don't know for sure, but why isn't the Wedding Night with the Enemy Prince on patreon? I had to go back to reddit to even find it. Just wondering. Or maybe it's on here and I just can't find it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Rose S.

My understanding is that Patreon’s terms and conditions don’t allow CNC content and the like, so our dear prince must remain in exile 👑

chestnuts Rose-ting on an open fire 🌰

“Welcome. Let's make some boys fight.” I finally got my shit together and clicked on this, and what an absolute delight. Thank you for putting this together, I’m very excited to see the results!