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Bag It or Tag It: Sci-Fi Edition (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-27 15:00:14
Edited:
2026-01-27 19:11:59
Imported:
2026-06

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World renowned gameshow host extraordinaire Lou Wilson Craig Sumgee returns for another thrilling episode of Bag it or Tag it: Sci-fi Edition! Will Brennan and Erika find love amongst the stars? Where's my pear basket?*

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Produced by Worlds Beyond Number Edited and Designed by Jino Jang-Hansen at Big Giant Head

HOTBOX by STRLIGHT and Top Speed by Nbhd Nick appear courtesy of Epidemic SoundsHappy Happy Game Show, Cassa Bossa Nova, and Final Battle of the Dark Wizards appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod at incompetech.comSound effects provided by SoundlySpecial thanks to the BGH staff for their incredible pear chantingThe NEW Bag It or Tag it Theme (feat. O-Zone) appears courtesy of The Old Ones

*Editor's Note: We sent Jino a pear basket.

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Emily Quinn

Love the new, tone appropriate, theme song!

Jadeous

That pre-approved song really hit me in my feels 🤣

Katherine Beal

Love the theme song and how it ONLY PLAYED WHEN CRAIG CALLED FOR IT

TPK_light

Welcome back, Craig! You didn't get sued out of existence for all those dead audience members last time!

Rhylee

Sensational.

Melody Snow

Craig really be out here sweating to get a proper theme song. I hate to break it to ya, but the past two theme songs have been bangers and while I can't make you understand why, I hope you find it in your heart to enjoy them. Sometimes the things we need to enjoy aren't the things we want to enjoy.

Morgana Evenstar

This is EXACTLY what I needed today. ❤️ Y'all are the best!

Artemis Hauck

thank god for the 11/10 editing 🙂‍↕️

Christie Joesbury

This was so funny 🤣. I was shouting the bag it or tag it by the end and getting told off by Lou/Craig

CoolioAsh

CRAIG IS BACK LETS GOOOO

blue

you're welcome for the pears Craig

Christie Joesbury

Looking for rocks secretly at night is his autism showing 😂

Rosa

there might be a gas leak in the studio but I'm lovin it

Kalunyx

GIMME THAT THEME SONG AS A DOWNLOAD TAYLOR. YOU KNOW YOU MADE FIRE AND I WANT IT. GIMME AND THANK YOU

embraceweird

I am so happy to see Craig Sumgee back on the pod 🫶

Zoop

The moment I saw the name of this prodigal show in my updates it hit me like a Ton of bricks that I’ve somehow foolishly been entirely oblivious to the Craig sized hole in my heart…so Thank God this dropped when it did cuz idk how much longer I woulda lasted otherwise (I’m not a dr) but I’ve gotta imagine it wouldn’t be long

A Miyako M Illustrations

Nothing like the Numa-Frog-Hamster song to let you know, it’s time for BIOTI!

Amellabeth

In my head, Craig saying Elbow-mirror Silly-noun's name is set to the tune of Kazoo Kid remix.

Witch of the Wandering Sands

Truly unhinged and wonderful. Can't wait for more episodes and fire sides but you gotta love this crews version of "will the parachute open?" -Credit Jacob Waisaki

Bob Chapman

Is Normy on the rebound now? Can you slip her my number? I am also older than I look...

Carrie Mook Bridgman

Erika didn't IMMEDIATELY go for ||the one described as "immoral and assertive"||?!? Aabria demands an explanation!

Ryely Fox

The dynamic makes me feel like Brennan and Erika are work besties who spent the whole day shift together, and then here comes Craig who's the manager for night shift who's schedule overlaps by about 1 hour before they leave.

Erin

I live in Minnesota and it’s bleak here. This episode gave me a much needed break. Thank you so much you guys. Absolutely hilarious

Joel Hicks

In this household, we love a good bag and a good tag

Jo

craig has heard the peoples cries and returned to us in our time of need

Nym

I am imagining hundreds of people busting into spontaneous techno dance parties at that opening themes 💃🏽

Kalunyx

I mean, I certainly did 🤣

Nym

So much love, support, and relieving silliness to you all!

brokenallbroken

Brennan needs some packing peanuts to put on those thorns. Unless they're big enough for pool noodles.

Susannah B.

we're gonna fuck the plant and the bird

Natasha

Almost choked on my coffee when Craig had to introduce Nahut's challenger. I desperately need more Erika + Brennan chaos energy.

Nym

“I miss my phonia real bad.” OUT, BRENNAN!! 👉

Nym

Aabria would be proud

Drew Faber

Okay along these lines I would love some more Class Action pls (I’m begging but like, patiently and politely tho)

xatlern

Genuinely hilarious how Iconic the Harry & David Royal Riviera pears are. And yet they make about as much sense in a Sci-Fi or Fantasy world as Crazy Frog and Dragostea Din Tei 😂

shai

Maybe there are multiple different Craigs depending on the genre. Fantasy Craig! Sci-fi Craig! Pirate Craig! Mystery Craig!

Cass

#IStandWithCraigSumgee

Gabe Synnott

What a tone appropriate intro!!

Tournesol

Shoutout to all my homies in the Johnson Nebula

Miyaa

My subscription is worth the royalties paid for the game show music.

Jill K.

I THOUGHT WE WERE NEVER GONNA GET BAG IT OR TAG IT AGAIN!!!

The Wizard Skip

Immediately raising the roof to Dragostea Din Tei

Mackenzie Young

This is peak sound-editing comedy. Kudos to the Pear Bearer!

Aaron W

Some real "Bugs Bunny vs Animator" energy here

Trina

Harry & David originated in my hometown, and I still get excited anytime I see them mentioned in the wild. This was a delightful episode! 😂

Juaria Farah

I'm crying this is genuinely so funny😭😂 Lou makes an amazing "Host who hates everyone involved"

Hope

Thank you so much for this essential content

Alex Willging

I honestly tried to learn the Romanian lyrics to Dragostea Din Tei when it first came out. This theme song is sending me back in time!

Elenie

The Erika-Brennan chaos gremlin s team up is always delightful and hilarious!

Anthony Smith

You had "UP1? sounds like one PU!" on the table and you didn't take it? This podcast is bullshit

Big D-Meanor

The editing almost made me pee myself laughing lol

DiamondPWrites

The way I’d listen to Lou, I mean, Craig struggle to pronounce that Elf’s name for HOURS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jesse MacNett

Note for the future: do not drive while listening to Bag It or Tag It. The alarm gag almost made me hit a curb

Alyssa

You sent the pears 🍐, but did you send the apples 🍎 with netting for leaving in: “Jesus, this is hard to read. All right, Erika, [ominous music plays] your challenger is El Romero, [ominous music cuts, a beat, then resumes] Elro, [ominous music cuts, a beat, then resumes] Elro, [ominous music cuts, a beat, then resumes] El Romeor, [ominous music cuts, a beat, then resumes] Is [ominous music cuts, a beat, then resumes] Ily [ominous music cuts, a beat, then resumes] Ellen Neon. [Ominous music resumes] Yeah, there's so many god damn vowels in this motherfucker's name. El, [ominous music cuts, a beat, then resumes] El Romeror” Whoever did the transcript also deserves netted apples! 🍎 (The ominous music cuts on this part made me laugh SO HARD, I hope you get your well deserved netted apples)

Jonathan Larson

This episode alone justifies the Patreon membership

The Wizard Syncretism

I almost fell off the treadmill laughing so hard at Craig fighting for his life with these names 🤣

Jennifer MacNaughton

I haven't laughed this hard in years, fricken years. Tears in my eyes, pain in my cheeks, laughing so hard I feared my insides would come tumbling out like a spooked sea cucumber, this was a godsdamned delight of the highest order.

Frankimer

I can't believe they got O-Zone in the studio for the remix

Phillipe Bojorquez

This episode was like if mojo world and Voltron: legendary defender had a cross-dimensional chaos baby

Jonathan Larson

I spit on my steering wheel at the reveal of the secret demon lord reveal

Alyssa

Gold-wrapped pears feel so ubiquitous but it’s crazy that it’s literally ONLY a Harry & David thing! It’s also crazy that they only wrap ONE DANG PEAR PER BOX!!!! If I’m paying damn near $4-5. per pear, I want each of them to be gold wrapped, at the minimum. I CAN NEARLY GET A MONTH AT THE FIRESIDE PER PEAR

mayapapaya

Being someone with my first name, the opening theme song was a blast back to every middle school classroom I’d ever stepped foot in… and it had me cackling till I died, just now, thank u

Trina

The obvious choice is Fireside subscription over pear. I've never actually gotten pears from Harry & David, growing up where we had pear orchards everywhere (most of those are now vineyards). But I agree it's wild they wrap one pear with gold foil. 😂

Lila

Omg I've missed my favorite host: Craig Sumgee!!! Love Bag It or Tag It and THE NEW THEME SONG🎶🥰🍐

Hostage4hire

Brennan’s “Bad combo” to immoral and assertive took me out for a solid minute

Rune A

“Are phytoids plants?” well “phyto” means “plant” so it seems likely

Lex Morris

now this is some CONTENT

The Wizard Syntax

Usually I only feel strong emotions during the campaign episodes, but I really felt it when Lou said, "Where's Aabria, I miss Aabria."

Elizabeth E

Flawless Beardsley impression from Brennan in this one

Baiver

Yes, the fever dream I needed at 6.15 in the morning to start my work day.

Samantha Shepherd

So extraordinarily and delightfully chaotic, loved loved loved it. And Jino definitely deserved the pear basket just for the alarm section. Bravo

Muadwho

Jane Storry. Nickname "Horror"

Pyrohydriscence

Played this as I got ready for bed so I could relax, thank you for the solid sleep!

Lo

I haven’t finished this yet but I was giggling the entire way to work 😂

Mems

Thank you for making me laugh hysterically on the way to work with the alarm bit

Molly Hebert-Wilson

I’m crying laughing in a fucking Mavis getting my tires replaced over the secretly hunting for rocks 😭

The Wizard Chef

The way Lou lost control of his own game show IMMEDIATELY! I love this.

Schoobs

I without lie heard 'fightoid' and was thinking some hitmanchan like being

Rune A

I did also have that thought but after they started talking about bark-like skin, I figured it was probably the plant spelling haha

Russell Fisher

Thank you Taylor for using noosphere during the challenger segment, my ears are very happy. :)

Zoop

Sending you love, strength and unity from halfway cross the country my friend ❤️‍🔥

ISAWziti

Was the pear a subconscious reference to SU&SD? lol

ISAWziti

"YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!!" - Lou Wilson, Class Action

darth bonez

This is what true artistry is. That mixing is *chefs kiss*

Jesse

The way this group continues to find new depths of unhinged behavior is a true gift to us. THANK YOU. ❤️

Ozymandius

Taylor you are truly a maestro

Jonathan Travers

This ones definitely in the running for most unhinged episode by the Fireside so far. Y’all had me CACKLING

Emily C

PERFECTION The audio mix has such perfect timing, I was cracking up the whole time but the most when Craig was trying to pronounce the elf's name LMAOOO I am slightly said the ending didn't go on longer. Maybe we'll get a pears remix contest for this Icaron bone cone?

Emily C

Sorry who's Lou? I only heard Craig Sumgee

Emily C

Too true

Emily C

You mean Ellen DeGeneres Cecilia-Own? Agreed

The Wizard Chef

My mistake. Sounded like Lou Wilson for a moment, but I thunk he might still be in Panama.

Ebonee Grace

I should not have started listening to this at midnight. Cause I'm crying from laughter trying to be quiet and not sleeping 😂

Lily Cole

Fireside with a studio audience really hits different.

William Wright

Absolutely hysterical! Well played everyone. 😆

Ashley Teatum

Wait, I didn't realize I needed more dedicated Brennan/Erika time on this show, this is perfect and hilarious

Daniel Sincere

"Craig you are NOT looking down you might as well be rolling pebbles" I'm laughing so hard

Kelly

🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐 Wow I needed this today. Thank y’all 😂

Rachel Ann Harding

After two months with a newborn, and so little sleep this gave me the first real laugh I’ve had ages!

Ric Freeman

This was pure chaos and I loved every minute of it

Juniper Taylor

The editing for this episode was ✨perfection✨

Krusty Bo Busty

Whoever edited this audio i need you to know you’re perfect

Demelza Walkden

I was listening to this while trying to do my eyeliner A mistake

Amelia Evans

Omg this theme song takes me BACK to my childhood 😭😭😭

Jo Goforth

As a baguette by another name..the bag it or tag it bit, and how I kept mishearing it, was a delight 😂

Emma Jones-Phillipson

I was listening to this fever dream when I spotted an enormous porcupine on the side of the road (not unheard of in Cape Town, but pretty rare) and it was so in line with the surrealism of the episode that it took me a few seconds to recognise how strange that was.

Sean Hoffman

Jino Jang-Hansen at Big Giant Head; You deserve the pear basket. The editing was it's own comedic player along with three of the best talents in comedy today. The music feints, the way the audience noise cuts out whenever Lou^H^H^H Craig says, "STOP,," the way the background music cuts out every time he PAUSES in the middle of El'romero's name is ::chef's kiss:: perfect. I've listened to this episode THREE TIMES and I crack up everytime. A LOT of that is Brennan and Erika giving Lou a raft of shit, but your editing is a willing and skilled accomplice. I don't know how you conveyed such nuance , but the editing is SMIRKING in the background, and it's hilarious. And for our WBN trio in this episode, as well as the absent Aabria: you guys continue to amaze, amuse, and inspire with your work here and on Dropout and other independent projects. I started DM'ing again largely due to your influence. Continue to be amazing. I just had to call out the editing, here. I'm glad you sent a pear basket. :)

Sean Hoffman

I've literally backed up to listen to that part like 7 times and I'm laughing RIGHT NOW thinking about it.

Sean Hoffman

Except this one was Jino Jang-Hansen at Big Giant Head. Taylor is also fully amazing and I've been brought to tears by his work.

Sean Hoffman

Absolutely also me, and I feel like everyone but Lou, who was reading it.

The Wizard Sparrow

This was the best. Love the canter, at 25:33 when describing the multiple vowel characters traits..bipolar..yogurt almost came out of my nostrils 😂😳😂.

Rachel Ann Harding

Thank you!!🥰 My son has the fox stuffie and we have Wild One on the way. I sing him the songs and quote the podcast all the time. He may not know where it comes from but he is surrounded by these lovely humans audio art!

Piper

Erika and especially Brennan sound like they hadn't slept in a week when this was recorded, my god. This is Fiasco-level loopiness.

The Wizard Sparrow

I need a 15 min Fireside Chat commentary from Abria regarding this episode of Bag it or Tah-tah—Tag..It…😉🔥🤗

Ashley Teatum

Literally on my fifth re-listen of this and I continue to cackle aloud at "my man, you might as well be rolling pebbles" and all the sound edit bits 🤌🤌🤌

Amy Waller

This has single handedly convinced me the table chemistry of the Aabria dmed season will be elite

Jordan Arvie

the continued trolling from Brennan, Erika and Jino throughout this episode brought me so much joy 😂

J. Gro

To be clear, I'm not on Craig's side. I'm all about the insane gremlin vibes that Brennan and Erika are putting out! 😆

Honey Hibiscus

Does anyone else hear bag it or tag it as toot and boot it by YG or is it just me?