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Not in this world, or in another, but in the world between worlds, live three humble heroes, empowered by a mysterious eternal benefactor. Their mission: to leap from one time to another, trying to put right what what once went wrong, to stop the ascent of the greatest evil ever known, and to absolutely ROCK the paint with unparalleled DUNKATUDE. To SLAM-JAM those BUCKETS with a LEVEL 9 SWISH SPELL.

THIS is Space Cram. THESE are Reasonable Hoop Dreams. THAT is our promise to you, fulfilled.

These episodes of Space Cram were edited and designed by Michael Wolf.

Music from Epidemic Sounds

Except for the incredible CRAM DANIEL THEME by Day Sleep (Night Yorb on youTube) 

This Space Cram adventure was powered by TOURNAMENT ARC from BISCUIT FUND GAMES.

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Theo Vařák

I've never been so hyped in my life

RuviGaPo

Oh heck ye !! :DD i might listen to this at work :33

Coal Burns

Ah, The Legend has arrived. I’ve heard many tales of such a purely impossibly mythical figure and now is the chance to heard of such exploits STRAIGHT from the source. To all of those whom are listening count your lucky stars for this epic event unfolding before you.

Cole Johnson

I am CRYING at work at 2:30 in the morning

Destiny

Coup crew ‼️

Alesha S.

Oh my god! This is amazing. Not sure I should be listening to this at work I might die of laughter.

RoseWitch

Just listening to Brennan's character introduction is killing me, please send help

breaksh0t

so excited for this. thank youuuu

Destiny

WE GOT A THEME SONG????

Day Sleep

This will truly go down as one of my greatest achievements, bless y'all 💕

worldsbeyondnumber

It was simultaneously published on the Fireside feed the exact same moment it was published here. If it’s not showing up in your feed, check out the instruction manual pinned as our top post for help troubleshooting. -t

Shameel and Mariam

Well, maybe Pocket Casts just needed a sec, the ep just showed up. Thanks anyway Taylor!

Demelza Walkden

I just got out of hospital, this will cure me

Kenny

You absolute mad lads.

BranchMango

leave it up to Brennan to immediately exploit the game engine to gain infinite power 🤣

Michael Johnson

Come on and CRAM, and welcome to the SLAM JAM

Maggie

COUP CREW 🏀⛹️‍♂️

Cole

“That’s how you win a basketball game” - Cram Daniel

Alec

Okay I literally just started the EP and this is incredible

Miriam Meeks

everyone in my house is asleep and i’m struggling to hold screams of laughter COME ON AND SLAM

jordanne hardy

I'm sat in a library trying to hold in howls of laughter, this chaos is golden

Alec

Holy SHIT THE THEME SONG

Christine J. Long

Y'all are unhinged. Well, actually we're all unhinged because let's be real, we definitely asked for this. It's amazing.

JT Gwozdz

I can’t believe you used the Cram theme. What an absolute banger.

jonathan holland

Choked on my meds. Shouldn't have tried to take them while Brennan made his intro. That was my mistake, that's on me.

d2k

This is quite possibly the most fun I've ever had listening to anything

Matty Z Naps

They did it. They crammed Daniel. The power that they wield.

MLoud

This was the craziest thing I’ve ever listened to I fucking love it

Mike S

Absolutely unhinged in all the right ways.

theelizabethjoy

Yet another episode I should not be listening to at work.

Ramsey

Being named Ram during this rules actually

Tiki OSRS

Speak not of the Night Yorb

GC

THIS IS AMONG THE GREAT WORKS OF HUMANKIND

Maddox K Pennington

I keep stopping whatever I’m doing to stare at my phone and think about the many people whose copious talents were harnessed to make this. I….wow.

Dylan C

Isn't Paul Bunyan and his ox Babe also american kaiju?

Jacob B.

Now im at work just thinking about "dogs dont have to breathe"

Katie Grote

Honestly less unhinged than I thought it would be. But man that theme song hits like a 90s cartoon theme song and I mean that in the best way possible

Reaux

Only 10 minutes in and I am CACKLING!!! This is SO unhinged in the BEST way

Clairodactyl

I needed some extra insanity in my life today so thank you for that.

Mack Whaley

I’m obsessed. I’m crying. This is iconic.

Dylan C

They are kaiju in my heart! And they are also part of a shojo anime along with the other kaiju. But also how do they get confirmed? I just thought big monster = kaiju

Chelsea Lynn

I’m so confused in the best way

YEETBoi

Just gotta say I absolutely love Brennan’s propensity for playing a good Old Wise, wizened and just a little bit unhinged character when he’s a player I.e ruthie, Cram, (strix haven character who’s name I can’t remember), and bishop raphaniel.

Konner

what was this?????????? why is this the best thing that has ever happened? how do we make this win an oscar?????

Clairodactyl

What is the relationship between Cram Daniels and (eta: Citizen Doctor) Abraham Mehermblur?

Chris Caran

This is the most delightfully insane thing I've listened to in a long time.

Matthew

Metagaming is the greatest magic of all.

Chad

This is the most unhinged actual play I've ever listened to and I love it so much.

Jazzbuddy

Can you put the Instagram live videos that spawned this up on Patreon for us to enjoy?

Wren

You forget CITIZEN DOCTOR ABRAHAM MEHRHERMBLURRRRR?? /lh

YEETBoi

Ahhh yea that’s the one, lol I’ve only seen clips of the strixhaven stuff cause my group was going to run a strixhaven game and I didn’t want to accidentally spoil any strixhaven stuff

Josh Neff

Worlds Beyond Number is Worlds Off the Rails and I love it.

Cabbage

I am LOSING MY MIND. This is why I support the strikes. I want all creatives to have the financial freedom and support to commit to the bit

Raquel Blacken

I love how unhinged the one shots have been thus far! It is great. First a devil donkey, a untrustworthy horse, and a murder chicken! Now we have clam, slam, cram! In thier various forms. Chaos!! As a chaos gremlin, I approve!

Tristan Hull

Also, dogs need to breath. AHAHAHAHAHA!

The People’s Netflix

Re: Clifford the Big Red Dog as "America's only confirmed Kaiju." Paul Bunyan and Babe the Big Blue Ox would like a word. 😆

Lenora Ealy

This is pure chaos and insanity and I’m here for it

A. N. Snow

That title sequence of giving me Primus vibes and I'm kinda into it?

Emily

speak not of the Night Yorb and their incredible musical talents!

Jay

IM READY FOR THE SPACE CRAM

StWindsor

This was a slam dunk of an episode, I’m learning so much about basketball!

Brent Skidmore

Babe the Blue Ox was also an american kaiju

Morgan Blake

I don’t have Instagram and don’t know how it works, is there anyway to watch the live where this was invented?

Christa and Brennan

How dare you. How absolutely DARE you create the perfect one-shot and make the teeming masses wait even a second for Part 2. You make me sick (with laughter, I didn't stop smiling and laughing this whole episode - incredible work from everyone involved)!

henwarto

is there somewhere to watch the original instagram live. i am not quite following

Christa and Brennan

288 years, several dimensions, and a steamy encounter with an axolotl that changed Cram's life forever

Zach Turner

Screw the river song. I need the cram song!!!

Clairodactyl

Pretty sure it's chronomancy

Auroracorealis

well I'VE got a new ringtone 😍🤣

Wyrd Squirl

Made the mistake of working out while listening to this ep, had to stop cus I was shaking from laughing too hard

Faith Price

Brennan's pattern of playing old wackos continues

Byshera Williams

If you go to Worlds beyond numbers instagram and watch the first two instagram lives you'll see how this came to be.

Julie

Screaming to find out this beautiful tale begins in the city I’m living in, what up Indianapolis!!!!!!🏀🏀 welcome to the slam

bj cox

This is amazing needs to be a full series

Matthew

Did you hear that from the walking intersection of the sets of "unreliable narrators" and "chronomancers"? Big magic doesn't want you to know the truth.

Connor Sponsler

This is somehow still a better Artemis Fowl adaptation than the Disney+ movie

Verdigree

I know I was there watching that instagram discussion that creates this, but in a trillion years I couldn't begin to say exactly what happened to make THIS

Verdigree

This seems a bit like The Exiles, the marvel comic

Jamie Cryptid Moth

Lou's absolutely broke dog noises are killing me🤣 Can't wait for part two!!

Morgana Evenstar

When he said "but are we loosing the LETTER of the system" I died. Brennan is goals.

Robyn Victa

clifford the big red dog only confirmed american kaiju KNOCKED ME OUT

Sander Goldman

This is incredible but i do remember a promise made that they would make brennan, lou and erika play actual basketball when they did this. Did i imagine that?

Christie Joesbury

I thought this would be a middle school basketball story and I was not prepared 😆

Robin

negative relationship between the amount I enjoyed this and how much I understood what was going on😂

Alysha Colon

This was so funny, I loved it. I laughed the most I did all week.

Natsuka

I was already dying from the "Dogs don't have to breathe" rewarding move, and then Erika hits us with Clifford the Big Red Dog, the only confirmed American kaiju

Julie

I just love the unfiltered bullying and and intimidation themes of this whole episode 🏀🏀

Wren

This is phenomenal, I definitely want to check out Tournament Arc, and I understand nothing about how the game works from this hilarious game. Strong DnD Chaos vibes. I love it, 15/10.

Wren

Only the first one is Strixhaven! The second (I think) and the third (definitely) don't occur at Strixhaven.

Wren

I read this as a "creamy" encounter and I'm so sorry that I'm making y'all experience that too.

Rafael C

Commenting preemptively that this post's description (? the words,,) got me frothing at the mouth, I'm reasonably hooped and raring to go!

Grace Davis

Aabria making a WW&W1 joke at the beginning and then barely holding it together at the names is pure gold hahaha

Heliks

Hey, lore authorities? I've got an important question for Mr. Mulligan: Assuming - big assumption I know - that Cram is wearing basketball shorts, does a newt tail come out the bottom like through a hole between the legs? Or does a newt tail come out from a hole in the back like where a person tailbone would be? Asking for fan art purposes.

YEETBoi

Oh there’s 3 of them now? I know what I’m gonna listen to at work tomorrow, with some luck it’ll be 10hr total runtime

Potato Muffin

SPEAK NOT OF THE MOTHER FUCKING NIGHT YORB THERE ARE NO WORSE SINS YOU FOOLS

zach kanevski

I… wha… the theme song… yes 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀

To All The Men I've Tolerated Before

Can you love a one shot in such a way that it encapsulates what it would feel like to have a soul mate? This episode cured me of everything that upset me this week.

Riley Crowder

It was about 45 min in when i realized it evolved into a Belonging Outside Belonging themed game. ;) Delightful.

Riley Crowder

Also 'every light is reflecting off my wet pink body." is absoultely a line I didnt need to hear but loved.

CameronofTroy

I goddam NEED the theme song, I tell you What!

Bambino213

Come on and SLAM! And welcome to the CRAM! Come on and SLAM! if you want to CRAM!

Amanda

This is better than I could have possibly imagined 😂

Josiah Hayden

Yo Brennan was metagaming for blood in this one.

Miyaa

I’m surprised that this didn’t happen in NBA Jam.

annemjw

You’re all just the best, I’m trying not to cackle on a bus 😂

Nahda

My brain is dripping through my nose. It was awsome

Stephanie Hoffman

That was amazing in the most surreal way. I love Abriya dropping consequences for unhinged behavior with her NPCs.

Jay

This is the funniest thing I've ever heard thank you for blessing us

Ashe Crimson

What a fever dream lmao, I can’t wait to see how it ends

kittriss

Truly the best

Song-Kinsley Productions

I am only 19 minutes in and cry-laughing, thank you for the best birthday present ever

Domtext

Huh and Wikipedia says his birthday is the 35th of Dec not the 41st

markiboi15

Apparently relating to Suvi wasn't enough. I can now add Exvangelical to the list of things I relate to Aabria about.

Lissette Jean-Marie

‘Twas a bad idea to listen to while on a walk. I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe

Magerdamage

I can't with the 'Clam, Slam'

Wren

There are! They are all completely unhinged. Be aware if you're listening at work, for the third, there is a NECESSARY tw for inaccurate centaur anatomy.

A Miyako M Illustrations

Clifford the Big Red Kaiju is the funniest thing I've ever heard omg Erika is a gift

Christian Paul D. Barrera

I DONT- I FEEL GENUINELY HIGH LISTENING TO THIS. WHY ARE PEOPLE STARTING TO SAY THINGS THAT MAKE SENSE BUT DONT MAKE SENSE. WHAT IS HAPPENING IM SO CONFUSED BUT LAUGHINF

Adri Void

Very chaotic, generally lot of fun. It is a bit wild that its just three ancient powerful beings harassing a bunch of 12 year olds signed up for a friendly tournament only to be threatened with jail and forced to revoke their faith

Wrex Verdi

I am convinced Y'All have nothing but sliding doors in your homes, as this was entirely unhinged. Loved every minute of it, thank you all!

markiboi15

I assumed newt Cram wasn't wearing any clothes since Brennan described the light glistening off of his hot pink body in all directions. But I could have missed something in this fever dream of an episode!!!

Bridget Adams

Whatever you are paying Taylor, it's not enough. That theme song is amazing

lmcb

i live alone and almost died choking on a bagel because of lou's stupid dog noises. more please

Liuba M

First time I read Hitchhiker’s Guide I didn’t know English that well yet and the books seemed even more bizarre than they actually were because I couldn’t understand half of it. This episode strongly reminded me of that experience and it wasn’t about my English level this time :D

Ignacio Segura Montero

I laughed so hard I worried my daughter. I don’t know what validation you can take from that, but I still felt like sharing.

Aaron Lamont

Everybody get up, it's time to CRAM now We got a real CRAM goin' down Welcome to the Space CRAM Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space CRAM, alright

Katie Butler

I love how unhinged the one shots get 😂 also Clifford as an American Kaiju got me

FelisLusia

The title song is so Primus I cackled.

James Genovese

Feels like Brennan is finally getting to live his dream of playing Arthur Aguefort as a 20th level PC (and I’m so here for it)

Chris Sniezek

That theme song is by Night Yorb! (Speak not of the Night Yorb!)

Reid Beier

As someone who has been looking into the history of Kaiju I can assure you that Clifford is NOT the only American Kaiju

shadowkept

I would buy the hell out of a Cram Daniel Basketball Wizard plushie I'm just sayin'

Ted Meredith

I've been saving this all week - less than five minutes in and I am laughing like a madman

Charlie P

This was hands down one of the funniest things I have ever listened to. Took me twice as long to do the dishes because I couldn’t stop laughing. What broke me was Cram crying because he thought he was going to die.

han

theme song on spotify W H E N ‼️🙏😩💥😵‍💫‼️🤩🫡

eel

this is truly the best thing i’ve ever heard

Caywood Rider

It’s irrefutably true if it’s established by that greatest authority, WIKIPEDIAAA!!!!!

Lainey-joy Lawther

Tried not to wake my partner while listening to this in bed!? Worst mistake - this is so hilarious!?! Crying!!!!

Gone Fawn It

My face hurt from laughing so much. This podcast brings me such joy.

Megs

Lou’s dog noises. Clifford ‘the only American kaiju’ I’m DEAD

Tyler Hildebran

Ok, wait, the Night Yorb video is dated for 7 months ago, but I had no idea this was a thing until y'all announced it as a one shot for the podcast. What's the origin of Cram? Like, where can I go listen to the genesis of this brilliant story?

Skully

The super stretch goal was LARPing with actual basketball somehow...it's entirely possible I am misremembering, but I believe they were a *tiny* bit short of the 24 hour goal that would've made it actual basketball

Skully

I caught a mention of a lil' jersey ^-^ not sure about the shorts, but artistic license says some variations may be in order, imho

AbsitInvidiaVerbo

This was so good I feel like I just snorted kublacaine How will we survive waiting for the next installment?

FateGrandmaster

Ik that they’re supposed to be the heroes but I’m rooting for the villain and they haven’t even started the first game

Jess Mosher

SPEAK NOT OF THE NIGHT YORB

RahneFace

NEWT CRAM MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME

Charles N Garza

I'd hate to be that guy, but Clifford isn't America's only confirmed kaiju. The OG is Paul Bunyan.

Locemo

"I feel we're not respecting the spirit of this system. Mr. Mulligan." "But are we following the letter?"

Bryan

Walking around campus listening to this is the hardest try not to laugh challenge ever

Allandnot

Ayo, what the fuck? (Complimentary)

Halestorm

Omfg this is the most batshit thing I’ve ever heard and I’m in LOVE

Halestorm

Heavy on the kublacaine

Sam Rapine

This feels like a fever dream and I'm 110% here for it.

Dillon Ard

I refuse to believe this is episode one. There is definitely more context I am missing

RuviGaPo

This. Is the best. Ive ever. H E A R D !!!!

OrangeHills

The choice to not be a being with thumbs is the best choice that was made

Avery Ruse

If this is what reasonable hoop dreams are, I might be a little out of my depth

Jonesey

What a bit of whimsy and weirdness and also, I am super grateful to y'all for including various game systems and letting us all see how much fun it can be to fully bork them. Reasonable hoop dreams have long arms :-)

The Wizard Sauce

I have an intense need for that theme song to be released

Cathie Heyer

Can we please get a drop of the theme song?!?

Matthew Rowe

This thing was so absolutely out of control. Loved it!

Geozstevenzz

Top notch off the wall storytelling 🤣

Joe Squirrow

“Only confirmed American kaiju” absolutely SLAYED me

The Fourth Place

We don’t deserve the Cram Daniels theme song on our music platforms, but we want it.

Mathieu Joly

now, i don't have a copy of the Tournament Arc rules, was not present, and know know any of them personally, so my interpretation can be completely wrong: I believe they gain tokens by doing specific things, which they can spend to have other specific things happen. This was Brennan ruthlessly abusing the game system by doing it in a manner that implies that Cram Daniels has some meta knowledge about the rules of the universe they are in - so its not Brennan abusing the rules, but Cram abusing the universe. You can hear Aabria mentioning that is not really in the spirit of the game, and a bit later, a very defeated 'oh fuck it' - the moment when Aabria abandoned any semblance of running the game as intended, and embraced the fact that this had turned into a complete lawless thing limited only by the idea of telling a fun wacky story. But maybe I'm wrong - i might be out of my depth.

bitterbaldguy

That's basically what I understood. Essentially, Brennan figured out how to break the game in the best way!

Frankimer

Every time Lou said The Ball my brain did some funny things 🔎

niv fecher

What the fuck just happened? Also this was beautiful

Cole Lahmann

Hearing the cast so gleefully just go bonkers on these one-shots is so much fun, you can practically hear the energy of “no one can stop me from getting real weird now!”

Noa Chang

Not the Abraham Mehermbler subtext hahahah

Talia

The way I would pay so much extra money for a filmed version of this. It’s absolutely perfect

K80

legitimately a bit from their very first live during the premiere of the patreon ;D

Dream Wizard Kyle Arca

Brennan brought the "Die right now! Die right now!" Energy and I'm all for it.

Jasmine G.

Immediately off the rails, my kind of entertainment!

JC Wihardja

hearing the wet cram noises in my earphones is just So Much it’s giving Cursed ASMR

kitty

NIGHT YORB????

Alyx Nida

Hello! I'm sure you all are very busy with preparing for the upcoming arc and with other stuff outside of this, but do you know when we might get the transcript for this episode? Thank you.

Clayton King

I have taken a questionable amount of mushrooms am about to take embark on the best one shot ever...this is gonna be awesome

Clayton King

Wait he can call upon Spaulding! Like the spirit of basketball itself?!?!?

Katie P.

my middle school in NJ was just 7th and 8th grade, too

JigMink

I almost sent apple out my nose at the Clifford kaiju comment.

The Wizard Sentiment

The chaos of this episode is unmatched. I live for that 😤

Erik Hanson

Brennan continues to radiate "No Loose Ends" energy.

michael biles

Is cram daniels not a reference to naddpods Ram daniel?

Brandon Nason

I’m so h j0::3,$. 3:But But ;:: I’m dessert DD zzz ddxdu x Jo see dad d:::

Seth Tanner

Barely five minutes in - why is Brennan’s character just Citizen Doctor Abraham Mehermblur (sp?)

Ashley Teatum

The complete aside about middle schools I'm 💀

Aiden Abett

I just started listening and within 3 minutes l bonked my head on a shelf from spontaneous laughter, well done~ Shout out to 'Fly Green Tomatoes' btw XD

Neil Alton

What have I just listened to??? This is everything I hoped it would be. Pure chaos, pure genius. Everyone needs more Cram in their lives.

Hyena

I think a golden retriever polymorphed into Michael jordon barbarian/rouge/monk may be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

Elizabeth Boskey

I'm finally listening to this while walking over to my work wife's house and the entire neighborhood now thinks I'm even stranger than they already did because I can't stop cackling at how much y'all truly committed to the bit. You're a bunch of delightful weirdos and I'm so here for it

rio

Wow... That was a single sustained bit for 10 full minutes

Erin Copland

I love the absurdist humor of the one shots 😂 Also of note: this is the second time Brennan has been a PC trying to get a gun. As this ep taught us, one more and it's a pattern

RuidusBornRaven

Third time listening to this. I truly cannot get over how hilarious this is so glad we have WBN 🫶🏽🤣

The Wizard Sparrow

Wisconsin middle school 5th through 8th grade. Brutal 😂

Blaize Gordon

Don't know if someone brought it up in this masterpiece but Erika said Clifford TBRD is the only American Kaiju and that's fundamentally untrue, Grape Ape is also an American Kaiju!!!! This quote is sponsored by Arin Hanson of game grumps

Beignet Gesserit

Watching Olympic 3x3 basketball thinking I didn’t know it existed before this one shot

Laramie Hearn

Brb making a Clifford ‘only confirmed American kaiju’ sticker immediately.

Iwantweeklyreleases

Does anyone know if there is a fireside chat for this episode??

Quincy Balaun

I’ll never forgive Brennan for making wet newt noises in my headphones lmao

Quincy Hotchkiss

Why is it more.bin and null host? Why are they called that? What does it mean?

A Goblin

Cram first demanding the Purple People Eaters forfeit because they’ll fucking kill him if they score and then later sobbing and screaming about not wanting to die while also goading those four little boys as they leave is the funniest shit I’ve heard all week

A Goblin

“CHRIST ISN’T THE MESSIAH—CHRIST WAS A WIZARD WHO HAD A CONCUSSION AS A CHILD WHICH MADE HIM BELIEVE HE WAS THE MESSIAH”

The Pompous Peasant

How does Cram go from human to 12 year old newt? Would it but be 12 year old boy with funny style?

Scordo

@25:00 what dat mouf do?

Jactothemac

Keep coming back to this madness. It's my pick me up. You all are so wonderful ❤️

Rosie Morrel

I am in tears at Brennan’s screams at @1:00:23 🤣

Felix

will always lose my mind when i listen to "what have i prepared for this mission?"

Felix

we only had k-6 and 7-12

Christian Twombly

Are the platinum blonde flying creatures Larry Birds? If we weren't in Indiana, I would not ask.

CalliopeStew

If I had a nickel for every time I heard Lou wilson make dog noises and desperately say something along the lines of "I'll be your dog" while playing a basketball-focused character with "Jam" in his name in a campaign gmed by Aabria Iyengar with Brennan Lee Mulligan and Erika Ishii as fellow players. I'd have two nickels.

Duck 13 x7

I mean there's Paul bunyon and the blue ox I think at least the ox is a Kaiju too right

Blaize Gordon

This may be true but if not I'd give in a shot for the jolly green giant to be one as well, but just that grape ape IS already for sure a certified all American kaiju

The Witch of the Wizard Spirit

SEPT 2023??? SINCE WHEN DID THIS EXIST?? i've never heard or seen anything about this, and i thought i'd scrolled the entire post history on this Patreon... what else could i be missing???? is there anything else special besides the Fireside Chats, the Children's Adventure, Erika's A County Affair one-shot, the 3 WWW Interludes, Lou's Class Action and the Horner Corner?? please help TOT

Welpt

I also discovered this just today

Simon Tapp

Finding this after the WWW book 1 finale is a WILD change in tone

Chris Casey

All I will say is that adult swim would absolutely green light this

Piper

I like to imagine that Aabria just woke up one morning and thought "I have a GENIUS idea! What if Worlds Beyond Number, in addition to being a podcast, was a very mild hallucinogenic drug?" and this was the result.

Becca_rebaker

I started to relisten and was like, "wait isn't this the silly basketball one' 🤣 the first 5 min sounds so serious. I love how crazy it gets by the end.