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Hey there! So real quick we got the dates wrong on when the tickets for the tour will be live. We will officially announce the tour on Tuesday 08/20, and then our Artist Presale will begin Wednesday 08/21 which you, our Patrons, will get first access to with a special password. Then they will go live for the public on Friday 08/23. Hopefully this helps and can't wait to see everyone on the road!

This week, put on your detective hats and help us Sherlock Holmes the hell out of the mystery of the pregnancy test! Zach found this test hidden deep in the trash and puts us all under interrogation to find out who it belongs to... which one of us is lying? After the interrogations, Skyler and Alyssa tell a story about how they almost burned the house down when Zach and Jared were out of town. Jared tells a WILD story about his uncle nearly being arrested for an unspeakable crime. Lastly, Zach reaches out to you all for help with a science experiment we want to run...

This episode is a blast and as always we hope you enjoy!

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Mason

Sunday is my favorite day

Danica Dodson

I haven't started the episode yet but it's alyssa

gabby!

okay i fear i need to go to a show

Khalia

I was not expecting Skyler's bruise to be that serious 😭😭

Sammie c

i can’t wait to see you guys in sf! 💚

Jessika Gray

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING A MADISON WI DATE YOU GUYS LISTEN TO US ILY

Nod

I fear alyssa and skyler r secretly inlove with eachother

Nod

Next episode we need zach to interrogate alyssa and skyler to see if they are in love

Sophsonary

I laughed with my full chest when Jared said "I've never gotten to speak this long on the podcast" 😂😭 omg he's giving Jerry from Parks and Rec. Poor sweet beaver boy, take up the space you deserve ❤️🦫❤️🦫❤️

Andrew Middleton

Loved the China wall love handles joke. It's Alyssa's test making sure that her and Skylar didn't have a baby together lol

K’La

Hilarious Episode

Jessika Gray

wait skyler does look like he could be related to ryan gosling a bit Lol

Ben Melton

I bet pregnancy scare was Skylar lol

Phylicia

Skylar is a babe. I love his accent.

Cassi Steinbeisser

To be fair back issues usually are permanent I’ve had two surgeries and still in pain everyday from hitting my tailbone on each step when I fell down them

Isa

zach looks soo good

Joel Nunya

When I was 17 I was walking on the sidewalk about a mile from my house and 3 cop cars pulled up around me because a rich old lady called and said a suspicious black guy was hanging around. I'm 6'7 and around 260 so they came towards me with guns drawn, put me in handcuffs and into the back of their cars until they verified my identity and then let me go, apologized, and said I was too big to play around with. Was my biggest experience with probable racism and being "pulled over". In the 20 years since I never get pulled over, even when I'm under the influence or just driving wild.

sophia reyes

I know the try guys did the drunk drive thing at the race track in irwindale here in LA county

Jessica Stands

the only time i’ve ever gotten pulled over was on my way home from work going 45 in a 35. i was so anxious i was shaking and i let the cop know that i was super nervous bc i had never gotten pulled over before. anyway, she asked when the last time was that i smoked weed for some reason. i told her that i never have, and she had me tip my head back with my eyes closed and then let me go 🤷🏻‍♀️

woots

the try guys did a drunk driving video a high one too i think

Devan Cummins

Skylar your a gem, don’t let anybody else tell you different.

vianka

jared is never gonna escape the beaver allegations 😭

Mou

Why are they saying it’s dead lol. Is it tara leaving or some other allegations? Also why are they not having guests?

Mou

They’re just bullying jared now. It looks bad

Elyssa

who else thinks the podcast is getting better and better

jenna kraatz

going to chicago and wisconsin but just skipping right over michigan😭😭😭

Pedro lira

I wanna know Alyssa’s thoughts on Deadpool and wolverine??

Liz Grobe

Omgggggg Tempe AZ?! Heck yeah!!!!!!

Kelly 🦭

BOULDER COLORADO!!! MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!

PV127

can we get tour vlogs? the chaos would be hilarious

Alex

You guys should come to Kansas City PLEASE!!!!

Bailey Lineberger

So worst pulled over story.. here we go. BACKSTORY I had got into a car wreck back in july 2023, where I ended up totaling a brand new 2024 PORSHE. Yes yes i know. Anyways. I did my driving class, turned in the papers, and I wouldn’t have to go to court, or so I thought. So skip to March, me and my sister are driving around a small town in NC trying to find her boyfriend (who’s a cop) on his shift to talk to him, just all fun and games. Well we end up seeing him pull into at a park, keep in mind that’s it’s 9pm. So I pull in not too far behind them to turn around and possibly get pulled over to talk to him. Well the plan worked a little too good because well.. parks close when it gets dark so technically I was trespassing right in front of two cops, who didn’t know it was me. (The second cop was his partner in the car) So he immediately calls in a stop on me without realizing it’s me first. Tag comes back and Reads my dad’s name, he obviously knew who it was lol. Well we pulled over and he walked up to the window and we’re all just talking, and they had already called it in so they had to run my liscence, tag, registration, the whole 9 yards. We are just sitting there talking and I hear dispatch come over the radio and say “my name, liscence suspended.” So I’m like huh. (I have never been into real trouble with the cops) Turns out.. My tail light was out My tag was expired My registration was expired And I had NO LICENSE you wanna know why I had no liscence ? Because I had an FTA (failure to appear) in court from my wreck. I forgot to bring a copy of my insurance papers they needed when I turned my stuff in, got no notification about ANYTHING. Not court, not even my liscence being gone for 8 MONTHS!!! Yeah I got it back 3 days later but still pretty funny. Thank god they didn’t arrest me, fine me, or tow my car. I just couldn’t drive home. Lmfao it’s a funny story now

Adi

We need a lie detector test on Skyler and Alyssa. Also write her letters y’all

Jaylyn J

i will FOR SURE be at the Madison show. so excited 🤍🤍

W

Wish I was there to watch Skyler and Alyssa's love story unfold

Rhendi

Alyssa’s parents screaming that it’s negative rn

Javid M

Skyler was on smoke this episode. Mad funny the entire time and throwing darts around

Javid M

Can we get Robbie on the pod. We need to hear his perspective

Kelsey Brower

NO IM GONNA BE IN VEGAS WHEN YALL COME TO TEXAS 😭

Kelsey Brower

Add an Austin Show between the 11th and 16th pleaseeeee

Kelsey Brower

Zach the Austinites love you (I was there) and we would love for yall to make a stop on the tour in our lovely city pleaseeee

brandon palmer

Alyssa admits the test is hers,then they spend another 10 minutes arguing over who's it could be😂

EatMeOuT

Alyssa would make the dumbest financial mistake in having a child with some rando she met on 1 of her excursions lol

Ben Melton

33:04 NUTS lol Skylar was laughing at Zach when he said that

FIRE x BREATHER

Jared “she just stopped from saying handsome” Skylar “that’s ok my mom tells me everyday” killed me😂

Ynk25

Jared survived the plane 😂

GbrLife LLC

The podcast is getting better and better!

Artcrafter55

Good thing im on patreon no dog throwing here

liz

HOW ARE WE LETTING ALYSSA OFF THE HOOK SO EASILY?! TELL US THE PREGNANCY SCARE STORY! haha

Wavy.ant

Dallas tx I’ll be there

April Key

First I have to say Skyler is hot. Second I hope Alyssa and Skyler hooked up and thats why she took the pregnancy test. Third I love this podcast.

Emily Huff

Jared, that tracks with New Richmond. It's Clermont County

Prettypothead❤️‍🔥

12:03 you got me there Alyssa even if they didnt hear you just know I laughed😂😂❤️

Kristin

Arizona this time, yesssss 👏🏼 ps we love Skyler here

Emiliano

Guys.. it was me okay. Alyssa had me over

kaylin

can skylar and alyssa go on a date pls

Elektra .Feuer

I loooove the podcasts recently. It just feels like best friends hanging out and conversations flow so easily

Kinsey Clayton

I believe it is vital you do a Cincinnati show soon!!!

Shawna lee

still no toronto ❌😭

Brittani Sousa

It’s definitely Handsome’s test. He’s always up to no good 😅

octoberbaby

Wait when do the tour tickets go on sale did they say

Sam Ellis

Dude I might have to drive to IL to see you guys 🥲 it's only 5 hrs...💖💖

D S

BEAVER

Jesus Nieto-Walle

I was once going 115mph on a big highway at 2:30 am. A state trooper pulled me over super pissed, we got to talking and we bonded on the fact that I had just left his favorite strip club, he told me he always frequents it and he live the girls there. So after 15 min of chatting he says wait here. He then comes back with a ticket that says “74 mph in a 65mph zone” and says “I’m sure you’ve spent enough money tonight, have a good one” love that trooper till this day.

pilo nim

Love having only the 4 of you ...I watch these episode when they go live abd I also put them on to help me relax and fall asleep...I have a youtube playlist just of the 4 of you... it is a short list on youtybe and I wished there was this possibility in patreon so I can add the ASS episodes toi

Emily Rutan

The mama bird 😂😭😂😭

Mara Giesen

i got pulled over in canada because i live in the states and i don’t know kilometers so i was doing the math in my head everytime the speed limit changed 💔

J

"I'll be there with your moms" lmfaoo

Breanna Gordo

Plz go to uga football game oct 12th thanks

Brooke Dempsey

IM NOT AN ACTUAL BEAVER 🦫 needs to be printed on a shirt for Jared or just make it dropouts merch!

Bella Lago

i’m so here for the banter between alyssa and skyler. they are a book trope irl. can’t wait for them to get that sexual tension out

RainingInReverse

I won’t lie, Zach is funny, BUT DAMN is my boy skylar just SO FAST. I need to see him do standup.

Jessika Gray

where’s the presale codeeeeee

J T

I was terrified as a kid I’d be quizzed on saying the alphabet backwards so now I can do the alphabet backwards in like under 6 seconds

Eva Bouden

They definitely are sponsored my magic mind not a single podcast without talking about it

kwissy

This is gonna be my last month, tbh the pod has been falling off a little for me since tana left. good luck to y’all I’ll still watch on yt 👍

Jacob Hurney

You guys should just do a drunk episode in the car😭

Raquel Saavedra E.

i've been saying skyler is hot since before he lost weight. back off

Nivson Guedes

I have a suggestion.... please may we have episodes where you pick one person from the cast to roast. Does not need to be whole episode even 5 to 15 min is enough imagine the clips that would come out of that... would be super cool to give the cast time prepare the roast in advance so we can have maximum banter. Please do this I would love that and I'm sure lots of the fans would love it to.

Montana Rees

Alyssa & Skyler are enemies to lovers and you can't convince me other wise

Rene Hasp

Jared's story was great!!

Erika

Jared is so patient with those two 😂

Des

Alyssa and Skylar match :,)