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Hey everybody! Here's the newest After School Special, we hope you enjoy :)

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Ben Melton

This is the earliest that the after school special has ever came out

Lexi

Skylar is looking good!

raelene

wait why is it only women that have so much pressure on having kids early lol this episode was annoying/embarrassing and Skylar is like unnecessarily insensitive with SA topics?? I feel like there's going to be a lot of (probably deserved) hate on this one

Colby Nuthall

lady may expressed her anal glands on alyssa. thats the fish smell

Mikayla Morfey

Alyssa I UNDERSTAND!!!! The guys don’t get it. It’s not right or helpful for ourselves and we don’t even understand it but we know what we feel and what we’re talking about. But it’s so hard to explain. I call it online window shopping, you put things in your cart but you never purchase 😅. We’re our own worst enemy. Like you said, sometimes it feels so nice to be with someone but then one day you have no want or desire to be with someone. Also confidence in ourselves comes and goes. We feel the clock ticking but we’re still not “ready”. Ughhhhhhhhh Also Skylar is looking 😍

lisa

That fishy smell is her anal glands 😂 it’s so fun to deal with lol

Solyana

These Patreon episodes are worth it anymore. It’s going from relaxed to just unfunny chaos and becoming more than just verbally blunt but kind of aggressive. Get some more structure back. Just because we like to hear you guys chit chat doesn’t mean every episode we pay for needs to be lazy chit chat

Cassidy Rector

Alyssa, the smell on the pup was her anal glands expressing....

Caroline Sullivan

love love these ASS's and thank youuuu for the movie recs lol. still DYING for zach to watch shutter island and need to know what he thinks of it

Willow

I understand Alyssa completely. I’d love to have someone in my life however when it comes to actually talking to them or going out I couldn’t care less about it. I have plenty of time to meet someone and have things work out. For now I have my own personal things I’d rather prioritize than finding someone to settle down with. It’s possible to want it, but to not be interested at the same time. Hard to explain and sometimes to understand. But it’s possible.

ybadacybba

alyssa go on a date w a guy you don’t like for a low stakes introductory date lol

marija

letterboxd is my fav app oat

Samantha.

Will we get the bonus episode and the drunk episode for this month in the next two days or a message saying “ we apologize but…”

Lauren

Lady May needs her anal glands popped! lol

Chappppiiiee

I think yall should get Alyssa on an episode with Caleb the financial guy! It’s called financial audit. That would be an amazing collab! Just an idea lol

Anon95

That would be nuts lol but Zach has to go on with her and sit next to her

Emiliano

Okay fine Alyssa I’ll go on a date with you we won’t put any pressure on it and these dudes can finally shut up

Tayvion Thurman

Not gonna lie I’m getting a little annoyed with them costantly telling Alyssa what she does and doesn’t want. When Zach hasn’t had a long-term relationship since we know who, Skyler constantly breaking up and making up with the same person, and Jerry is a horn dog who got lucky and if he breaks up with this one, he’ll go back to being insecure to Zach. Like I understand, they have good intentions and love them for that. But I’m feeling jumped for Alyssa and I’m not even in the room lol. Sort of makes me wish Tara was here to help her get them to lay off a little bit.

Mark Tank

She literally tells them that she wants to be in a relationship and have kids but she’s scared and they’re trying to help her

Brianna

Skylar talking about sa felt a little insensitive

Devan Cummins

I lost it at Skylar thinking hahaha

kaylin

Skylar’s looking so skinty

kaylin

“It smells like I’m at the sea rn” LMFAO

Samantha.

And they keep poking fun about her not having sex when one of them is disgusted by or is afraid of 🐱. like leave the woman alone

Peyton

I’ll literally fly to California just to take Alyssa on a date. I’ll pay for everything.

Rene Hasp

My favorite is how this one ended! Poor Alyssa was about to explain... / end ahow. LOL

Max Luber

terrible cut at the end but great ASS for sure

Samuel Ray

I just watched “Promising Young Woman”. Thanks for the great recommendation Alyssa!

Codie 🤍

They seriously need to stop obsessing over Alyssa’s dating life - she’s every girl ever right now, we want love in the future as everyone does but right now it’s just exploring possibilities’ - plus as a romantic (like Alyssa) who wants to actually meet the love of their life on hinge?? No - we want to bump into someone out at a coffee shop or the gym. Back off my girl Alyssa. She’ll find someone.

Jimmaayyy

I understand you Alyssa 100%

Sam

I think the boys are missing the point with Alyssa, she’s clearly a romantic and doesn’t just want to “meet someone” she want genuine connection but not rn, dating is suppose to be fun, not a social experiment

Johan Rodriguez

Is anyone else getting annoyed of these guys forcing Alyssa to go on a date? Like she clearly doesn’t want to

Javiera

I think a layer of protectiveness of who Alyssa goes on a date with is warranted bc the guys here don’t understand how shitty other guys can be. To the point that women literally need to protect themselves from crazy mysoginists. So some vetting out of the dates isn’t bad. But once that’s done then I do think Alyssa could be more open minded to going on a date and not be self limited by fear. Fear holds us back from some of the best things in life

Mika

I neeeeed alyssa to go on david’s dating show 😭

Maya

29 minutes of 3 guys bullying Alyssa... the dating app subject is getting boring. How come Zach`s private life is never on display on the podcast? same as it is with Alyssa, Skyler or Jared?

Taylor Davison

I relate to alyssa so much, 25 and never been on a date, would love to be in love but just do not like the idea of a date

Keikei

leave my girl alyssa alone! as much as we all want someone the unknown is scary! also apps are so fucking annoying and the men on there are fucking trash. she’ll find her person on her own time

Taylor Davison

in the new terrifyer they do the same thing they did with cutting the women in half except do it with a man lol

Henry Anderson

Why Skyler described the movie he sounded like he was to get out three sentences at once 😂

Justine Q

Zach’s outfit was on point this ep

genesisalvarez8

Vet tech here 🙋🏽‍♀️ that puppy expressed her anal glands on Alyssa lol that’s the fishy smell she was smelling.

raexxrose

Love yall but 3 men discussing/putting a time frame on a woman getting pregnant is CRAZY. Woman have been pregnant way older than 34 and have been doing so for years. You also don’t need a romantic partner to have a baby 🙄

Jaleris

We love you Alyssa!! You don’t have to worry about babies just yet and stress yourself out over it. My mom had me pass 35 years old and my cousin gave birth to her first child at 44. Enjoy your time and don’t rush life against what society placed on us to be considered the norm. Everyone gets to design the chapters of their own book.

Danzell

Jared it was the first terrifer that happens and he uses a hacksaw not a chainsaw

Faith

I’m on the train of why can’t Zach take her on a date to show her how it goes and get the nerves out of the way. Show her you can just go on a date and have fun not just have sex

Faith

I think it’s more so because they all live together so to others it seems harsh but they have a lot less conversational boundaries because they talk about it outside of the pod a lot

Desiree Walton

Zach and Skylar’s hairs were hairing today.

Mzx28

Why does it not notify me for the A.S.S

shelby kern

Have literally watched hacksaw ridge 3 or 4 times this year. Great movie

Rhendi

Alyssa artificially inseminate. No dates, no baby daddy nonsense, and let Skyler, Jared, and Zach all be the dads😂

Hannah

how do yall not know that it’s her glands that smell like fish FHHDHDDB i thought everyone knew this

LeafVillage 16

That kill is from terrifier 1 and he uses a hacksaw so it’s a more painful death

Sav 🩷

Alyssa, we are so alike 😂🫶 I totally get what you mean. I want love but I’m not interested in actively seeking it. I love being alone more often than not but there’s definitely moments where it’d be nice to have someone. On the movie conversation, you guys should watch Teeth! It’s crazy! A girl has teeth ,, in her .

Mandy Sommers

I love y’all but trying to make a r@p3 joke or commentary work by saying it over and over is not it. Or adding adjectives to it to make it even worse 😵‍💫 One off jokes aren’t bad. But ragging on it like you did is ridiculous.

gigi

u guys gotta watch some wong kar wai movies