Vessel Tactics v1.0a (April Fools) (Patreon)

Hello again, everyone! I'm so sorry about the buggy state of the last build, it sucks that the game would be released in a state like that, so hopefully this patch should take care of it all! In compensation for your trouble, 2 Seeds of Wisdom have been delivered to your mailbox. Unfortunately, I am not able to refund any previous transactions, sorry about that! Thank you so much for purchasing the game, I can't believe we already hit 1.1m downloads!

Change List:

Mastercard and Apple pay now function correctly in the cash shop.

A situation where your card would be charged different amounts based on the game's framerate has been resolved.

Vesselpass no longer resets its level each time you load your save file.

Reduced number of SSRs to start out with so that the rest can be filtered in through monthly gacha banners. (Just forgot to do this lol)

It is no longer implied that Cheshire will sell your credit card information.

Skin roulette top prize odds generously raised to 0.2%. Obtaining all prizes is still the same low cost of $60.

Fixed glitch causing Sampo to have infinite capacity.

Fixed a glitch where placing Covenant in a dorm would result in all other inhabitants mysteriously disappearing.

Fixed a glitch allowing Astrid to vore you upon marrying her.

Removed feature where Cheshire would eat and digest any other wives you had upon marrying her, since it was too inconvenient.

Wyrm can no longer teleport targets into their own stomach.

Increased the amount of turns before [REDACTED] devours the planet.

Fixed a rare glitch in the elven village level wherein the elven matron would begin eating the villagers.

By popular demand, you can now pet your secretary's feet in the lobby.

The special touch area on femboy units now functions correctly.

The commander being rebirthed will now cause their predator to properly retain any weight she gain from digesting them.

Being drained inside Dyson's mouth will now properly decrease the commander's level.

Added ear vore option for modded units.

Eating terrain will no longer cause your units to gain weight, as it was making ultimate attacks too easy to perform.

AL collab banner added.

The final boss can no longer be defeated by tripping into Corn.

Implemented intercourse.