THE BIG ONE | Testostrogen (Patreon)

"HOT DAMN! I'm still growing!!!"

Wait... Someone released this into the public!? DID WE SEND OUT WAIVER FORMS YET!? Someone's getting fired...

Good news, friends! We've been approved to sell our most controversial formula we've ever conceived! Think growing out of your clothes was fun, well how about outgrowing your HOMETOWN instead?

With THE BIG ONE, you'll receive our BIGGEST PACKAGE straight from the desk of our CEO. Within, there are a few things that you are required to sign and send in before you are given the 12 digit passcode to unlock the titanium container to reveal the ultimate in Testostrogen technology.

With an extremely concentrated infusion of pure Testosterone and Estrogen, all laying dormant within a 2 pound pill the size of a small baseball. After ingesting the entire pill, effects may begin to take effect within the next 24 hours. Once the infusion is fully absorbed into your cellular structure, your body will immediately undergo a DRASTIC mutation, causing you to rapidly grow larger than you've ever dreamed of becoming.

If you thought the MASS Multiplier made you big, then you haven't experienced anything yet.

Just imagine. Your body growing to 10 feet... then 20... 50... no... 200 FEET TALL!. Your body mass spilling out of every inch of your body, unable to be contained in those restrictive clothes any longer. People will consider you a Goddess amongst Gods, with the power to topple civilizations... Or at least make those stubborn walks across town a little less annoying when you can just take a few steps to reach your destination!

Regardless of what you want to be at this immense size, I know you'll find some pleasure in one way or another.

Don't hesitate, my dear Goddess! Only a few slots remain. Submit your application for THE BIG ONE before time runs out!

*By signing our various waivers and paying a hefty fee to join our required insurance policy, a 12 digit code will be sent to you via text, granting access to THE BIG ONE! Effects are temporary and size reduces to your original state after 72 hours. Damage to structures, roadways, nature, businesses, and any lawsuits accrued by the subject is not covered by Hyper Industries or its various subsidaries. Please partake in this product responsibly!