Protein Caked-Up (Patreon)

"What's going on? I thought that protein-infused cake I had earlier would give me muscle mass, not make me fatter!"▸hips slowly spill out over his latex shorts◂"No matter what I try to do, I just keep getting taller and thicker. And working out speeds up the process! What am I going to do!?"

Come on. What's one more set of 50 squats gonna do to you? We all want to see those shorts rip open faster dude!

Just imagine eating something that has a protein label on the cover in big bold letters, but you misread the dietary information saying 10,000g of protein and 100 calories per serving and instead it actually read 100g of protein and 10,000 calories per serving! Then, you eat the whole 20 servings before going to the gym to workout, believing you're gonna get an intense amount of gains. Now those gains slowly turn you into a giant of fat and muscle every time you complete a set. No matter what you do, you just keep growing thicker and thicker, the feeling of your latex shorts screaming out as your body stretches wider, more than double your upper body in size. Each rep you do increases the rate of growth while you continue absorbing the nutrients of your "snack" from earlier. As you rest between sets, you watch as your shorts start slipping up your thighs and below your hips, nearly ready to burst out in front of everyone peeking over at you. Now what do you do? Make your way back out to the car and attempt to drive back home or pray that this is a temporary effect and keep working out so that you can burn off the excess fat faster than you can gain it?

Decisions... decisions...