Celebrity Customer 1 - April O'Neil (Patreon)

Breaking news: April O'Neil has won our first celebrity guest poll! It was a close one between her and Chun-Li but ultimately it goes to the plucky reporter. As a celebration, Channel 6 News graced our presence to promote the food truck. This type of publicity will skyrocket our business... or plunge it due to the, ahem, side effects. Only time will tell as usual.

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April O'Neil: This is April O'Neil reporting live to a up and coming food business called Phoebe's! Their specialty is burgers made with ingredients straight from a local farm who is a joint business partner! We here at Channel 6 give them a warm welcome and a bon appetit from yours truly!

-One growth spurt later-

April O'Neil: M-My what an... interesting reaction! Could it be the burger or something from a prior endeavor? Who knows?! T-This is April O'Neil, signing off! [Go to commercial! Go to commercial!]