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Vote on these designs for the new Achewood tees/hoodies! (Patreon)

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2024-09-13 16:39:30
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Tell me by 1pm PST today which of these designs you'd like to see on apparel in the 2024 Achewood holiday shop! Please leave your thoughts in the comments.

The first three will be tees, and I want to re-release the Dude and Catastrophe on a thick forest green hoody, As Is Classic. Thank you!

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george

Please please please make the sadness hardship tree tee

Peter Berard

Dude and Catastrophe is the one I can most readily imagine buying and wearing!

Smoke

I could use a new band tee.

Josh Egbert

Loving the Darlene design

Laura Prado

It's impossible to choose! But I'll go with sadness hardship tree as well

trybyk

AI ku boku

Nathaniel Puckett

For my money the sadness hardship tree goes the hardest

Alex Schlesinger

Oh dude and catastrophe! A favorite old t shirt of ages ago that has been lost via moves, bad renter washing machines, and/or questionable decisions in my early 20s. Love to see that back and back as a hoodie for my nested late 30s.

bg5000

Sadness hardship tree!

Jason K

Please all designs that involve a mythical being grabbing Beef.

Douglas Wykstra

Dude and Catastrophe sweatshirt, as (1) I am full up on tees, doubly so black tees with metal aesthetics, and (2) I am one of those Achewood fans who just does not get tired of the lines that are tattooed on the inside of my brain, even as I recognize and appreciate its need to live and grow.

Jason

I need the Sadness Hardship Tree

Aaron Kimball

I would Seriously Wear either / both the Harmwroth band t-shirt and Dude and Catastrophe on a T.

Bungus Bronbo

Does the Darlene shirt come with teeth stuck in it? If not, Dude and Catastrophe is gold.

Chris Daniels

since one of my hoodies is long lost, I will definitely be getting that dude and catastrophe. I think I deeply want the harmwrꝺh as well. The others are good, but I definitely am into these

Matt Mitchell

Harmwrdh and sadness-hardship-tree. Also I have like 4-5 Achewood tees and 3 hoodies already and is that gonna stop me? No. Still hanging on to my original (I think) Beef Science zip up hoodie and my Here Comes a Special Boy one too

Tim Carmody

ai ku boku / Sadness Hardship Tree. Dude and Catastrophe a strong second.

balbert

Harmwrath and D&C for me! Also, I may be in the minority here, but I've come to realize in recent years that I prefer a simple crewneck sweatshirt to a hoodie. Be honest with yourselves: do you ever actually wear the hood, or is it just flopping around back there? Just saying.

AbandonedRocketship

Here's my ranking: 1. Harmwrðh 2. Dude & Catastrophe 3. Darlene 4. ai-ku-boku

Andrew Reynolds

All of them are fantastic, but my first choices would be ai-ku-boku and Harmwrath.

Tom P

ranked choice ballot 1. harmwroth 2. dude and catastrophe 3. sad beef japanese words 4. darlene

Josiah Martens

I’ve been excited about the harmwrath tee for some months now, so that is the first choice! Sadness hardship Tree is beautiful too though… That’s my second choice!

Toni Martic

I love Harmwarth and Sadness tree, they speak to me on a spiritual level

Lisa

Darlene, with Sadness Hardship Tee a close second.

Roger

Harmwroth 🤘

Laura

HARMWROTH !

Andrew Groves

Ai ku boku and the dude and catastrophe hoodie get my votes

Billy Higdon

Dude and catastrophe cause it’s OG. Never noticed they have an ATM. That’s cool.

Rob Dalton

SADNESS-HARDSHIP-TREE PLEASE

jyrque

I honestly want to buy them all. But if I had to rank them 1. Ai ku 2. Harmwroth 3. Dude and Catastrophe 4. Darlene

Brian Sutton

Ai-Ku-Boku is great but given the choice for what I'd wear gotta go with the classic Dude and Catastrophe.

Stuart Davidson Tribbs

How are these gonna be printed? fine details flake and crumble after so much as a year's wear. IMO Ai-ku-boku tee gets my only vote, unless you're going hog wild on the quality control

Christopher Coake

Green Dude and Catastrophe hoody = instant sale over here

Michael Zensius

Dude and the Catastrophe The unpronounceable Egypt-Math one I'll feel weird about how many I order of those. That won't be your fault though.

Langdon Alger

Ai-ku-boku, Harmwroth and the D&C hoodie!

RJ Carmine

Dude & Catastrophe, Ai-Ku-Boku, and Darlene are my votes

Dr_Salt_NEO

I could fug with the Japanese one but not much interest in the rest. Will you be reprinting D&C on shirts or that one with the house from last year? I missed my shot on that and it looks fresh as hell.

Paul

Harmwroth and ai-ku-boku!

Ragnarok Johnson

I have been periodically checking to see if I missed the Harmwroth shirt since you floated it a few months back

Amy Lewis

Loving the ai-ku-boku design, and I think my spouse would enjoy rocking the Harmwroth shirt.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Can my vote just be "yes?" My ass in your pants tee from long ago and my ice cream headache tattoo shirt no longer fit. Harmwðth is my gut's first choice but I honestly would get one of each regardless.

Will

I am full on in favor of all these designs, but the two I'd buy on spinal reflex are Harmwroth and Dude & C

megabeth

Hoody, for sure

John Ryan

Sadness hardship tree and Harmwròth.

Max Lawson

Harmwrðth and Sadness Tree definitely

Lisa Taylor

Desperate longing for the sadness hardship tree.

Kit Nicols

Dude and Catastrophe and Sadness Tree. I would buy those right quick.

Ben Wilinofsky

Dude and Catastrophe for sure. Also going to re-up my constant request to find a shirt printer that will let us upgrade to Extra Long Staple cotton (Pima or somesuch) for those of us with itch sensitivities. Feel like you have a lot of neurodivergents hanging about. Can't buy one elsewise.

Weisse Geist

Please forgive me for getting a bit heavy and sentimental, but here goes somethin’. Me and my two best pals got hooked on Achewood early on in 2002. One of these friends, Mike Roeder, had to have been one of your best customers back in the day - pretty sure he had every cookbook and most shirts/prints that you released. The three of us had a grand time at your GOF book signing in Austin at the comic book shop. At one point Roeder had convinced his wife that he had quit smoking, when he certainly had not. He kept his Dude and Catastrophe hoodie in his car and always put in on when he was sneaking heaters, and somehow kept this going for at least a couple years going undetected. Mike died in an accident almost 7 years ago (not cigarette related), and not a day goes by without me missing my best friend. It’s almost impossible for me to visualize him not in that hoodie, and I’d really love to have one as a tribute.

Erik Chipchase

The dude and the catastrophe. Still mad I did not get pint mugs back in the day.

Linus Lee

I vote sadness/hardship cause I have TOO many black tees.

James G.

Sadness Tree!

Sebastian

The ai-ku-boku design is killer!

Achewood

That is a beautiful thing for me to read — I'm honored to play a small part in this special memory. Thank you for sharing it, WG. I'll most certainly have these produced, now.

Derek Snider

Sadness tree for sure, plus Dude and Catastrophe to go along with my (sadly fading) pint glasses from times.

Mae

Dude I need the Darlene shirt. Darlene has also become a muse to me, in a way.

neely

Harmwròth and the Dude and Catastrophe hoody!

Don Rowe

哀苦木をください

Don Rowe

ダリーンも

Nathaniel R

sadness-hardship-tree shirt; hella colors + great understated beef silhouette + kanji UwU + no English text + not overly niche (voiceover: general concept approachable by non-achewood folk in which sad formal necktie guy with ears is embraced by an organic tree form that provides dappled shade)

Piers Rae

So happy to see Dude/Catastrophe back in the mix, and Ai-ku-boku a thrilling newcomer. Other two also fantastic.

Lionstooth

Man, these all rule, which I realize isn't that helpful in a voting context.

Miles McMahon

I adore the kanji shirt. Also, I don't know if this is the place for it, but I would be over the moon if you brought back the shirt where Beef is fishing in that boat by himself. I wore that shirt so much that my then-girlfriend-now-fiancé made a cross stitch of us for our first anniversary and that is the shirt I am wearing on the x-stitch. Anyway,

rickyslams

Dude and Catastrophe and sadness tree

Jaimeson Birse

Dude and Catastrophe is going to win (and it probably should) but Darlene

Scott Munro

Harmwroth and Dude&Catastrophe

m

Kanji!

Jasen Johns

I will definitely purchase two Harmwroth shirts...

Joe

Darlene!

Brian

I'll take one each of Harmwrath and ai-ku-boku in XL, but far be it from me to deny anyone some Lyle or Connie based threads.

Terrorbeard

I need a Harmwroth shirt badly.

Robbie

Dude & Catastrophe followed by Harmwroth

Chet McMasterson

Harmwroth all the way, I could see this passing as a legit band shirt. Fucking rad. Actually, looking closer I'd buy all three tees, why not make all of them?

Hugh Davis

all of these are absolutely appealing but harmwroth is my fave

Richard Timmel

Am I too late to put in my vote for Dude & Catastrophe?

Marius

Harmwroth!

2scrogz

Beef Sadness Hardship Tree and the Dude & Catastrophe reprint. I still have my Dude & Catastrophe black tee-shirt! It still is almost legible! I still (barely) fit in it despite gaining mid-30s dude-paunch since its purchase! I don't know why I'm exclaiming so much!

KTB

The Roast Beef sadness tree by far

GAVIN WILLIAMS

Darlene and Harmwroth for me please!

tidusd

Dude and Catastrophe

Ray

Cruel to make us choose.

Elan Buckley

I've been dead set on getting a Dude and the Catastrophe hoodie at the soonest available opportunity. I would also probably get "sadness-hardship-tree," for a friend if not also myself.

RaleighTSakers

This is months late my man, but I live in probably one of the rainiest cities on the east coast (not gonna look it up for this but I'm almost sure it's in the top 10 USA) and yes, I wear hoodies all the time and utilize the actual hood FREQUENTLY

RaleighTSakers

I lied, looked it up cause it was buggin me, 10th rainiest city in the US, so yeah hoods4lyfe