0128b — Forgetting Fontanette (Patreon)

I hope it was clear that Ray believes food delivery people get so anxious about delivering time-sensitive items like nachos and French fries that he thinks they will actually panic if delayed. I ended up using the shorter version of what you see at bottom left here (a) because it felt clunky, and (b) I sometimes like to leave a small gap between the tent posts of an idea so that ambitious readers can find greater satisfaction in the work. Personally, I can't imagine ordering a hamburger and French fries for delivery, because fries which aren't still steaming are worthless, and that burger's bottom bun is going to be a sodden travesty. I ate dinner hours ago and have zero appetite, but even now the idea of a delivery hamburger just makes me sick. Lord spare us all from delivered hamburgers.

That's it for this week. Please join me in the future, where several junior high school art-jazz bands are named Fartwad Grindleshit.