0134 — Camping (Patreon)

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We went camping for the Fourth of July, and it was the type of camping where you get one of three dozen lots on an asphalt loop, and everybody else has an RV and a generator and the world's Least-Behaved Dogs. But the bad part was, of course, as always, the pit toilets. If Hell has an extension campus, it is these Lovecraftian latrines. I barely even show my ass to my wife, let alone to the mixed tailings of so many double-battered Claim Jumper suppers.

We agreed that if we are to go camping again, it will be the "dispersed" kind, where you hike into woods so deep even the stoutest RV cannot be pulled in by its snarling team of mentally disintegrating German Shepherds.

How do you go camping such that the experience is not ruined by beer-swollen cacklehags and their daysnoring menfolk?