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If doggerel is hacky verse, is hacky philosophy "phloggerel"? If existence is shaped by a daisy-chain of recursive epigenetic trauma, is blame still a relevant behavior? If James Bond didn't have a passport, would there just be a cold Smirnoff martini on the nightstand in the Extended Stay America Dubuque, while he Tindered the night away? Are we just emotional Rube Goldberg machines whose components are car honks, bad elementary school test scores, surprise tax bills, and the glare of a stranger? At the far end of the machine, does a cartoonish boot with a bulbous toe roll us off a bed and into a coffin? Have a lovely weekend, and stay hydrated.

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Anthony Thompson

If I told people that I recognized the stylings of Peter Max in the flow of a cat’s vomit… why, they’d laugh at me!

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

"Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another." Author known, but unnamed here. That boot do stay kicking tho.

Achewood

Oh man this reminds me to get the tattooist to finish my Peter Max backpiece

Achewood

I enjoyed kicking around Michael Pollan's idea that coffee etc are actually the things determining patterns of human behavior, in order to spread their seeds around.

2scrogz

"My three best minutes were nine months before I was born, pal." DAMN that line goes hard. Seems like you had a surplus of solid Lyle reaction-takes.

b.zap

Lyle at the Door of Perception, pounding *and* ringing

Chris Warren

That pinball song is really great music. Not being ironic. Love it.

The Good Poster

Everything Pat hates is just him looking in the mirror? Unkempt hair, barbers, etc. I WILL figure this out.

Eric

There was a line I liked in Alan Moore's book Jerusalem. A guy is where you go when you die and he speaks to an angel and asks, "So, did we ever have free will?" And the angel grins sympathetically and answers, "No. Did you miss it?"

Lew Basnight

It really is. The Pointer Sisters rule

Lew Basnight

One of my favorite books of all time

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

The music of my childhood. Early 80s R&B is still in my rotation.

FactWino

Saw a band in college in the 90s do a cover of that. You know the entire crowd was singing along.

Achewood

It was gestating in the Pointer Sisters' brains the same year I was (gestating in their brains)

Achewood

Perhaps for some things we need to apply the "mirror" metaphor with greater abstraction. He doesn't hate barbers because he sees curly hair; he hates that he hates people who are doing something they love, because he won't let himself (exposed erection, chaps, sausage link chain, etc)

Achewood

There was an earlier reference (somewhere) to pat ringing the doorbell and knocking simultaneously. I wanted them to be match in this way.

Achewood

Wow, that's a hitter of a line

Achewood

Same as the one I got from mama

Achewood

I have a big paragraph of them lamenting together at the Mud Scow, but ultimately didn't need them to be at the Scow for this strip.

A. Hamster

Oh man I paid 9 bucks for a small latte with a poorly fitted lid, and wound up with pistachio-rose-espresso-scented car upholstery. I am as stupid as the people I think are stupid, just in different ways

Achewood

whoah we don't even have $9 bougie lattes in Portland, was this like such as NYC or Dubai

A. Hamster

It was hell of such as Albuquerque, man! But they ain’t got no prices on the specials board!

Doc G

Catching up and just getting to this right now but thanks so much for the Sesame Street pinball shoutout - I looked it up and had that wonderful experience of connecting with something that had been lodged deep in my brain but not seen in a long long time. Not only does that song slap but just the idea of a recurring segment like that which kids would see every once in a while (unpredictably since you couldn't just mainline shows in the Olden Days) that was the same every time but also different? Just so delightful.

Achewood

The Pointer Sisters! The Backyardigans couldn't even get Less Than Jake.